WEBVTT - Poop in the Pool

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone's happened? All right, Danielle, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>what's it all about? So Allison takes the four year

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<v Speaker 2>old she baby sits, named Nathan to the pool on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. So Alison thought, well, maybe it'd be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll phone tap Nathan's mom Laura. We'll say there's a

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<v Speaker 2>little pool poop problem. Okay, so no one likes poop

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<v Speaker 2>in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love it. All right here, let's listen to

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel's phone tap period.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, this is Renee. I'm calling you from pool maintenance

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<v Speaker 2>at that beach club.

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<v Speaker 1>Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 2>You have a four year old son named Nathan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Is he all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it that we have poop in the pool?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you laughing? It's not my joke, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Did someone poop in the pool?

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<v Speaker 2>Your son, Nathan's poop is in the deep end of

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<v Speaker 2>the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm I'm sorry you guys. I'm just gonna step off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't work.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care you're a work. This is my work

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<v Speaker 2>and there's poop in my pool.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Nathan's four and he's not that teen

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<v Speaker 1>on going to the deep end of the pool, so

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<v Speaker 1>I find it hard to believe that he that he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe it floated there. I don't know how it

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<v Speaker 2>got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and you need to come and clean it.

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<v Speaker 1>What.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in

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<v Speaker 2>the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I am sorry, But isn't that your job?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not my job. If your child cannot go

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<v Speaker 2>to the potty the proper way, he should not be

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<v Speaker 2>in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he does know how to go potty the

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<v Speaker 1>proper way.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, not if he's pooping in the deep end. And why,

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, this is not the first time that

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<v Speaker 2>it's happened. I think you should have you should have

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<v Speaker 2>a talk with your babysitter because obviously she's not teaching

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<v Speaker 2>you properly.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, Can you hold on one second and I will

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely call the baby sitter find out and find out

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell happened.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can

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<v Speaker 2>you be here to clean the poop up?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I had a clothes I cannot leave work. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on the project I had.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a floater in the pool, and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>do something about it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great. I have never Why do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Teach your children at home? Do you just teach your

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<v Speaker 2>children that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Can go where you listen? You don't have time to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. I don't know time for this go around.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what's in the pool. That's what's in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me call the babyshair and just relax and do

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<v Speaker 1>your job. Okay, here's the thing like rocket science. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just just what does Please? Could you just hold ornament?

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<v Speaker 1>I am at work and I cannot discuss this.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me. Do not your treat when you are

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<v Speaker 2>talking to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you run this plase? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in charge of the maintenance department. And maybe he

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<v Speaker 2>needs those rubber pants or whatever that they put on kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't even know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell are you feed this kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, don't Oh my god, me get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the person running this place. This is so inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump

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<v Speaker 2>in my pool?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming down there and cleaning up poop. That

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<v Speaker 1>is ridiculous, And it's ridiculous when you're gonna tell over yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>So la, he's fa.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, I'll let it go if you let me

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<v Speaker 2>put you on the radio. Look, this is Daniel Narrow

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<v Speaker 2>from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. And uh, you

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<v Speaker 2>just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he didn't poop in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now I'm gonna go home and kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 2>with permission granted by all participation. The Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap only on El Vista ran in the Morning Show