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Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Laugh with Me Shorts Podcasts

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Speaker 1: with Cherity Otum. I'm your host, jay O the Shorts. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're a listener of Laugh with Me,

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Speaker 1: like a diehard, you've probably heard this before. But for

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Speaker 1: those of you who are brand new to Laugh with Me,

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Speaker 1: and there's many, you're gonna enjoy this. This is uh basically,

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Speaker 1: the concept is it's a small clip from an episode

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Speaker 1: way back in the vault. That's you know, it was fun.

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Speaker 1: Give it a try well sample if you will. This

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Speaker 1: is like something you'd find at the grocery store, those

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Speaker 1: people that are like, hey, try these a gos. You

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Speaker 1: maybe have never had this flavor of lavender ago before.

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Speaker 1: Try it, buy it special deal on it right now.

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Speaker 1: We're the first to have it. It's one of them.

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Speaker 1: It's a sample. Enjoy. So I'm at work this morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably i don't know, two probably three feet face

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Speaker 1: to face with a customer, right customer yawns, giant yawn.

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Speaker 1: Some of you right now listening me just saying the

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Speaker 1: word yonn, you're yawning. I didn't yawn, not once, looked

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Speaker 1: them straight in the eye nothing. I was like, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing you tired? Yep, I laughed it off.

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Speaker 1: Just built different. You know, not everybody can do that.

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Speaker 1: Yawns are contagious. There's a lot of things contagious in

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Speaker 1: this world. Yawns have It's the original COVID. You know,

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Speaker 1: everybody would get it. They'd put you down too, but uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, not Jo, not Jo nah. But uh that

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Speaker 1: was Yeah, that was probably the biggest win I had today.

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Speaker 1: And that just another day at the office, helping folks,

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Speaker 1: doing the right things, selling stuff, being a company man.

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Speaker 1: That's really That's really what it came down to today.

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Speaker 1: But I will say there was an area that maybe

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Speaker 1: I don't know I could be better at for sure.

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Speaker 1: And it's not it's not that I say or actually

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Speaker 1: do anything wrong in this regard that causes any harm.

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Speaker 1: But I know if the people that I'm thinking about

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Speaker 1: when I see them knew what I was thinking at

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Speaker 1: that time, they might be like, what who the hell

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Speaker 1: do you think you are? Now I have to biquand Jeremy,

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Speaker 1: and then it'd be a whole introduction process. But now

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Speaker 1: when I see people walk in with a big nose,

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Speaker 1: I immediately think, well, he got that thing on him,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I instantly like, man, he got that

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Speaker 1: thing on him, and I'm talking about that nose. Noses

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Speaker 1: are different. Some people have big noses, some people have

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Speaker 1: small noses. Some people will just have the perfect nose

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Speaker 1: and maybe it was surgically repaired. I don't know. All

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Speaker 1: I know is that man, I notice, and some of

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Speaker 1: y'all got that big thing on you. But it's like

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Speaker 1: there's not any cool you know, people with big noses

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Speaker 1: sometimes go, oh, look at the honker on that guy.

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Speaker 1: That's a terrible nickname. That's a terrible word to use

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Speaker 1: when you're talking about somebody's big ass nose. It's not

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Speaker 1: like feet. Like people who have big ass feet, they've

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Speaker 1: got some cool nicknames. You know. They get called bigfoot,

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Speaker 1: that's legit, big wheels. Oh look at the wheels on

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Speaker 1: that guy. Heavy hitters heard that before. Oh look at

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Speaker 1: the look at the bigs on that girl. They ain't

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Speaker 1: talking about her boobs, talk about her feet. That's what

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Speaker 1: they're talking about. Oh look at this guy with his

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Speaker 1: big timers, his feet. We need some cool nicknames for

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Speaker 1: big gas noses, you know, we just do. They're just

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Speaker 1: not the same as the feet. They get all the

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Speaker 1: love I don't know today was a good day. You know,

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Speaker 1: didn't yawn seen a lot of big ass noses lately.

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Speaker 1: you really missed the boat. I mean, that's what That's

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Speaker 1: why I told my family. Maybe grow or maybe you know,

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Speaker 1: we're we're in that little mix of where it's still winter,

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Speaker 1: but we're getting like good streaks of spring, so allergy season.

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Speaker 1: You know, people's allergies. Maybe you're flaring up, or maybe

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Speaker 1: people have colds, you know, maybe they're blowing their nose

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Speaker 1: a lot, and maybe that kind of flares them up

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Speaker 1: to grow like two, three, four, five sizes the normal

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Speaker 1: size when you do that, because I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: ever really had that problem. Gets red, you know, I've

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Speaker 1: had a red nose, been called Rudolph before. There's a

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Speaker 1: nickname for a nose, but I don't know, I've never

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Speaker 1: really seen it swell up. I know, if you have

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Speaker 1: work done on it. I've got two nose piercings. My

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Speaker 1: nose doesn't swell up, just blood, a little bit, very sore.

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Speaker 1: That was about it. So I googled nicknames for people

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Speaker 1: with a big nose. This this is what people have

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Speaker 1: come up with. Beak beak, Yeah, that'll get it done. Beak. No, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: that's to not deserve it. Uh conk conk no conk,

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Speaker 1: because I gotta do it. Hunker, all right, Hunker's not

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Speaker 1: too bad. Neb. I don't know what neb is, just

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Speaker 1: strictly nos. No, that's nozzle. Look at the nozzle on

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Speaker 1: that guy. No s nozzle. Nozzle. Yeah, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: at work, some some guy with a big ass nose

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Speaker 1: is gonna come in. I'm gonna be thinking, look at

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Speaker 1: the nozzle on that guy. No, that's never gonna run

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Speaker 1: through my brain, but I am gonna be thinking. Look

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Speaker 1: at the look at the Look at the fellow with

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Speaker 1: that thing on him, like that's there's nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: thinking it, right. We all have things that we think.

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Speaker 1: As long as we don't say it, Just don't say

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Speaker 1: it out loud, it's not gonna happen. Johnny, you kind

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Speaker 1: of got that thing on you. People. People are never

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Speaker 1: say that about you. Your ears. You kind of got

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Speaker 1: an odd face, buddy. You got the big ass ears,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a big ass nose, you got

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Speaker 1: that thing on you. It's all good, brother, We all

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Speaker 1: got something right. I was blessed with the red hair,

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Speaker 1: which you would think, oh, look at this guy with

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Speaker 1: the red hair. It can't be that bad. No, it's terrible.

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Speaker 1: You get tormented as a kid. But now, oh, now

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Speaker 1: I've got all the old ladies look at such beautiful hair.

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Speaker 1: It kind of comes with with genetics of looking younger

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Speaker 1: as older as you get. So, I mean I remember

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Speaker 1: being twenty five, even older, you're getting close to thirty,

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Speaker 1: and I'd be out, you know, carrying out some groceries

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Speaker 1: on a summer day, and the customer would be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: when do you go back to school? My god, I graduate,

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Speaker 1: I mean I graduated, and like, oh do you go

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Speaker 1: to college? Going to college? Now, like I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: a senior or something. I got a kid. I gotta

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The people always said, oh, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be You're you're gonna be blessed with that, and that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be something that you're gonna love as you get older.

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Speaker 1: I suppose it's not all bad. I mean, I get carted,

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Speaker 1: or I did get carted all the time. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting carted nearly enough. That's part of it. But

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Speaker 1: now I'm going out far less than I used to

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Speaker 1: when I was younger, so the opportunity to be carted

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Speaker 1: isn't as often. So now as I'm not getting carted

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Speaker 1: as often when I do go out, it's even more

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Speaker 1: of a problem, even more of a pain in my side.

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Speaker 1: At least I don't have that thing on me though,