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Speaker 1: I'm taking my Santa Sue talk for you, Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 1: Look at my contents? Did they match my corpent? Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Elvis Duran in the morning showing molds a ring

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Speaker 1: for mister Samon. All look great to the fret boy

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Speaker 1: Amber on the phone, Scary, can you pull up Amber

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Speaker 1: But you know you're gonna break up with someone, do

419
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 1: it before before the holidays, because the holidays actually makes

420
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: people closer in a lot of situations, there are there

421
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: are more romantic moments. I'm just saying this time, how

422
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 1: long before the holidays it should happen? Like, I don't

423
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 1: think it should be like two days before Christmas. I

424
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 1: mean that just sucks. Okay, Well then crappy ass present

425
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 1: two days before Christmas? No, I know, but that's just

426
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 1: a present. You can keep it or give it to

427
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: your next victim, whatever, my next victim. The heart wants

428
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 1: what it wants. There's no timing involved. You know. I

429
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: think we're a little late. I say you dump people

430
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving because you know what they say in our business, Yeah,

431
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: because a lot of radio stations always retool right before Thanksgiving,

432
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: meaning they lighten the employee load. Yeah, we always say

433
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 1: you always cook turkeys Thanksgiving? Is that what we think?

434
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: It's kind of a management motto here in radio. But

435
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,880
Speaker 1: don't you think, I mean the holidays, get it done

436
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,880
Speaker 1: before you get too deep. Yeah, anyone. No, I say,

437
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: when you feel it's over, it's over. I don't think

438
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: timing should matter. I think I know. It also depends

439
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 1: on how long you've been with the person, how much

440
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: time you've invested. Like if it is just a some

441
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: throwaway person you've just been doing, I mean, you know,

442
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: But if it's someone you've been with for years, I

443
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: feel like maybe they you owe them a little bit more,

444
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 1: do you know? All right? I think Danny's on line

445
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 1: twenty four. Hello, is that you Danny? Maybe? Yeah? All right, Danny?

446
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: Are you being scrooge? Are you scrooging? Or is this

447
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: whole scrooging thing just making you mad? Well? First of all, hello, lady.

448
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: I according to you guys, I would be a scrooger.

449
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: But I've got to agree with Gandhi is that I

450
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 1: think if you care for somebody, it's the right move.

451
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: I actually just broke up with my girlfriend of about

452
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 1: four and a half years. It was a very very

453
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: long process to get to that point because I felt

454
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: that we were no longer compatible. But going into the

455
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 1: holiday season, you're going to be enforced social situations where coworkers,

456
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: friends and family are going to be there to pick

457
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 1: you up. So if you're heartbroken, you're going to automatically

458
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: have people there who are going to be there to

459
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: support you and love you, whereas in January you kind

460
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: of just led the mom through the whole month and

461
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: now they're going to be miserable and you know, home

462
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: by themselves. Yeah. I disagree with you. I think that

463
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: because I feel like the holidays is this glorious time

464
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: and everybody's you know, love is in the air and happiness. Yeah,

465
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: but you dumped the problem. But you dumped the person

466
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: and they haven't. They don't have it, and so they're

467
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: going through the holiday season feeling like complete crap. Look,

468
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: you're right season, it's the holiday season. Love is in

469
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: the air. Your legs are in the air. Everything's in

470
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: the air. I'm saying, you need to break You need

471
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: to break up before you get to love you, dove.

472
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Go ahead, Danny, I interrupted you with my

473
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: dirty joke. Oh oh no, that's all right. I'll take

474
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: it any day. So the thing is that you don't

475
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: want to be in false love through the holiday times

476
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: versus heartbroken and moving on? All right. I agree, start

477
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: that new year the right way. And I think that

478
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: the worst thing you can ever do to somebody's waste

479
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: their time, because that's the one commodity you never get back.

480
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: So if you know I'm not feeling this, let them

481
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: move on. You move on, don't waste each other's time,

482
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: all right, we all have a different all right, Danny,

483
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: thank you very much, thanks for listening. Don't get screwed. Marissa.

484
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: How you doing, Marissa? I've pushed your button. Line eight

485
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: kry just not working. I guess you have it? Line eight?

486
00:24:54,119 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: Is that working? It's hello? Hello? He said, she's there, Hello, Hello,

487
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: there you Marissa. Good god man. We thought someone kidnapped you.

488
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: Well Marissa, all right, Jessica, I got a hold on

489
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: my alarms going off. The whole shows. I gotta wake

490
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: up for work. So this is Jessica. What's going on? Jessica? Yeah? Sorry?

491
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: How are you guys? Well, basically, I um, I heard

492
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: of this thing and I actually did it myself. It's

493
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: called the Turkey drop, And you guys were talking about

494
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: doing something before a holiday. But you go away to

495
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: college and you realize how amazing it is, and how

496
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: awesome it is to be single. So you come back

497
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: around Thanksgiving and you drop your significant others. So you

498
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: break up with them right before Thanksgiving, so then you

499
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: can go back to college and have the best time ever.

500
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what I did, because I realized college

501
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: is still great, so I just quickly did that turkey drop.

502
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 1: There you go, turkey drop and look, you know, And Danielle,

503
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: it is having a hard time buying into this because

504
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: it's just it sounds cruel. I so agree with you, Danielle,

505
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: but you know it is cruel, But it's better than

506
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: not dropping someone and having a grand old time behind

507
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: their back. What if we had a grand old time

508
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: with the person because you want to break up with him, Danielle,

509
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: you're missing the point. But she said she only wants

510
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: to get rid of them because she sees how amazing

511
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: it is to be single them anymore. But if you're

512
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: still gonna have a good time with them, you're leading

513
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: them to believe that the new year is going to

514
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: be about the two of you, and it just isn't.

515
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling than you. No, no, no, no,

516
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: there are many people listening here on your side. You know,

517
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: it's most people in this room and on our phones aren't.

518
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: But Danielle, if you really want to be disappointed in humanity,

519
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: listen to what scary did. Oh. I don't even want

520
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: to know. I made a down payment on a car

521
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: for my ex right before we broke up. This was

522
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: a several years ago now. At the time, we were

523
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: going through some stuff. I didn't play in on it,

524
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: but I'm like, you know what, this would tie it

525
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: up in a bow. If we're gonna break up, it's

526
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: gonna happen now. And the down payment happened, and she got,

527
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, a couple of thousand dollars on a car,

528
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: and that was it. And I don't regret anymore you

529
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: did that. You did that in preparation of the breakup,

530
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: like you know you're gonna help her out. No, I

531
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: was just trying to help her out. But things were

532
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: kind of headed in that direction anyway. But I'm like,

533
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm okay with it. And I was like,

534
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: you know what I'm going through with the down payment,

535
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: things might not turn out so great for us in

536
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: a month or two. So let me ask you, this

537
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: was it sort of a guilt payment? You felt guilty,

538
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: so here's a let me help you buy a new car,

539
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: a little lady. Is that what you just did? But

540
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: that wasn't on purpose, It wasn't intentional on the perpect

541
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: I put the down payment by accident. I'm a good guy.

542
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: And you know the reason why you did that is

543
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: because you are. You're too good of a guy. Yeah,

544
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: because that was a guilt payment. There's no other way

545
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: to pat that picture nice your soul with cash. I

546
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: think a great vacation or an expensive gift and see

547
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: you later is a perfect way to end nice. Above,

548
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: here's a trip to the Bahamas by yourself, Yes, with

549
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: your new boyfriend. I don't care. All right, there you go.

550
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: Let's get into a girl a trip to the Bahamas.

551
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: You don't care if she takes our new boyfriend on

552
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: your time. It's a guilt thing. I think Ela was

553
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: just right. I'd be okay with it. Fine, little boy,

554
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: all right, Well there you go. All right, A lot

555
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: of people are gonna be scrooging today or getting scrooged.

556
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: To keep in mind, that works two ways, Daniel, what

557
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: do you have going on? All right? So there's a

558
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: radio station in Kentucky that decided to play Baby it's

559
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: cold outside for two straight hours on Sunday morning. Isn't

560
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: that fight over? I think it is. It's just so ridiculous.

561
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: I actually heard it over the weekend on a radio

562
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: state I think it was. Was it why one hundred

563
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: when we were out in Miami, I don't know, but

564
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,959
Speaker 1: it was. I heard it someplace. So when did Julia

565
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: Roberts know that she had made it? She said, somebody

566
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: recognized her from Mystic Pizza back in the day asked

567
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: for her autograph, but it was while she was using

568
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: the toilet in a movie theater bathroom. What do you

569
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: do then, do you just say excuse me? Yeah? Could

570
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: you give me a moment? Or do you take the

571
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: paper and sign it? Like? What do you do to

572
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: give you a second to wash her hands? Yeah, it's

573
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds. Send some cool gifts to a guy that

574
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: hijacked two Avengers endgame web domains and redirected them to

575
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: the Deadpool site. The guy is now trying to trade

576
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: those gifts for tickets to the Avengers premiere. We'll see

577
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,959
Speaker 1: if he can get that done. And My Feelings by

578
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: Drank Tops your Rolling Stone lists of the best songs

579
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: of the year and offset has apologized for coming on

580
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: stage during cardi b set to try and win her back.

581
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: Cardi's publicist actually helped him pull off the stunt. Cardi

582
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: is not upset with the publicist. Publicist is actually close

583
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: to both of them. Thought they were doing the right thing,

584
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: thought they were helping. Obviously they were not the voice.

585
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: The fifteen season finale goes down tonight. The Greatest Holiday

586
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Commercials count down over on the CW, the Greatest Holiday

587
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: Video down over on the CW. So a lot of

588
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: holiday stuff now. And like we said, we are loving

589
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: uh Dumpling over on Netflix. So if you want to

590
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: watch something pretty cool tonight, you can do that. That

591
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: was last night. You watched it. I watched it last night.

592
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: So how many times did you cry during Dumplings? Oh?

593
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: So many times. It's so ridiculous, But it's a good cry.

594
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: It's a good cry. Yeah, we need a good cry. Yeah.

595
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Danielle. All Right, the question is

596
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: who on the show do you want to sue? All

597
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: right now, okay, let's do it within the room and

598
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: within the room if you want to Texas, if there's

599
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: someone on our show that you think has damaged you

600
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: in some way and you feel like you can take

601
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: us to court for some reason. Let us know what

602
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: do we do that? Really you can ruin your life.

603
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: It made you lose control or cash or whatever. Texas

604
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: at fifty five one hundred or call us at eight

605
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: hundred two two zero one hundred. Let's take a break.

606
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: We do have a one thousand dollars any optical free

607
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: money phone tap coming up in thirty minutes. We're back

608
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: out today. You're listening to the very festive no list

609
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: to rand in the morning show. Happy Holidays. If you're

610
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: like around here and you like a little naughty, crazy

611
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: fun with your friends, go get the Privacy board game.

612
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: We love playing this game and you will too. Buy

613
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: it today at Target, by the Noble or wherever you

614
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: buy board games from. All this is actually a great text.

615
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: I want to sue your show, Elvis, because it's so

616
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: addicting and I can't get my work done at my job.

617
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: I've been good. Should we go ahead and just plead

618
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: guilty on that one? Yeah? Guilty, guilty as charged. Sorry.

619
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: We are living in this world where everyone's suing everyone

620
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: for everything. What was the story that brought this up today?

621
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: Who's suing so they're suing Fortnite. Yeah, yeah, Fortnite for

622
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: stealing all the dances from celebrities Carlton exactly, yeah, to

623
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: Millie Rock. Yeah, they're suing them because there are people

624
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: dancing their dances in Fortnite, and Fortnite's worth a billion dollars.

625
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: So let's go for the money, you know, all right,

626
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 1: let's sue each other. Here we go, scarre you give

627
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: me some sue music. I'm gonna sue Gandhi oh, because

628
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: you know what. Gandhi is a party girl and she's

629
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: a bad influence. And ever since she arrived on our

630
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: shores three months ago, I have found that I'm partying

631
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: hard and she is like my motivation to stay drunk.

632
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: All right, it's it's a it's a problem in my life.

633
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to sue you for them. How much am

634
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: I going to owe you? I don't know, a man. Damage,

635
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: damages will be uh will be determined by the judge. Daniel,

636
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: who do you want to sue on the show? I

637
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: am going to sue Gregg Tea because over the years

638
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: I have probably gotten so many pupacles up my nose

639
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: because if ye so, I am suing him for disrupt us.

640
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't care if I made. It sounds good to me,

641
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: those big fancy, those big fancy Latin words in the

642
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: court of law, it sounds good. Nate, you're the only

643
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: one in the room who has sort of a medical background.

644
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: What could Greg t charticles be doing to Danielle's nose

645
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: that really could be damaging? I don't think there's any

646
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: medical I mean maybe in osha unsafe work environment, I

647
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: don't I don't think there's a medical aren't several diseases

648
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: spread through puplical only if you do it on the pillow? Yeah,

649
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: by the way, there's a text commune. I'd like to

650
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: sue Danielle because a long time ago she convinced me

651
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: to buy Robin Thick's Blurred Lie's album, and I want

652
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: my money back five years of suffering. Here's someone else.

653
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: I want to sue Nate for murdering my best friend.

654
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: Stop it, just stop it, all right, Gandhi, who do

655
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: you want to sue? I have two people I would

656
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: like to sue. Is it a class action lawsuit? I'm

657
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: going after two of you guys, all right. I want

658
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: to sue Scary because he convinced me yesterday to pay

659
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: for a first class upgrade and it was not worth it.

660
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even get a meal the flight. It didn't

661
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: walks up to me and side. At this point, all

662
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: I have left is a cheese tray. Do you want

663
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: the same thing you would have had in the bat? Yeah, scary,

664
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: I would like to demand money from all right, all right,

665
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: there's one lawsuit, and then the second person is Sam

666
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: for stealing my audio likeness. And I know she's been

667
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: here longer, but I've been on the planet longer, so

668
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: it's that's right, I know, But Sam want to Sam

669
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: was to counter suit because now your voice sounds like hers,

670
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: and people are getting you confused. This out I did

671
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: get out, Uh, scary, who are you doing? I like

672
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: to Sue grant Tea. Yesterday I told you that I

673
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: had to go to the car wash to get this

674
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: penis that he drew rubbed out. Okay, hold on, hold on,

675
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: stop that. Stop it. You you were saying you had

676
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: to rub out your penis. No once he drew, I

677
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: guess with his finger, but something more he drew in

678
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: dirt and my car on the hood a picture of

679
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: a pie. But you can just wipe that off. Damage

680
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: there I thought I could because but then he said, no,

681
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: you now have to get it waxed off. No way,

682
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: they did penis off the wa out are you going

683
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: to do with any way? You're saying that they have

684
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: to buff greg T's penis off your car. I'm picturing

685
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: the penis. What did I No, No, I'm not gonna

686
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: get into the whole case now, But all right, I'm

687
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: just asking. Maybe he uses I didn't know who? Okay,

688
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: great tea, Okay, great tea. Who do you want to

689
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 1: sue on the show? This is getting good, this is easy.

690
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: I want to sue all of you. I'm going to

691
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: bring up a class action suit all of you, what

692
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: for defefication of our character? Yes, that's it, defecation of character,

693
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: That is it. I think I think the Webster's Dictionary

694
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: should sue you for defecating all over the English language. Well,

695
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: what do you call that? That's what it's called. Because

696
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: you guys have full bade me out to be this

697
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: big nothing talking more on, Well, you just proved that

698
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: everybody I need. You lost my neighbors. When I first

699
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: moved into my neighborhood, my neighbors thought that I was

700
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna run around naked. They told me, you know there's

701
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: kids around here. I wouldn't do that only alright, all right,

702
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: So you want to sue all of us because we

703
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: make you look like you all right, Froggy? Who do

704
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: you want to sue? Froggy? I would like to sue Danielle. Why.

705
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: I know why? Because Danielle introduced my wife to this

706
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: store called Henry Bendell, and it has cost me a

707
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: lot of money over the years. And Lisa admits that

708
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,439
Speaker 1: the only reason she ever even went in the store

709
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: and likes the store is because of Danielle. And therefore,

710
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: I would like to recoup all of the funds that

711
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: I have lost to this place. That's you know, you see,

712
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: damn damages were done. I see a lawsuit here, Danielle.

713
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to closing in January. Matter damage is already done.

714
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: The damage has already been done. Nate, are you sing anyone?

715
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm suing you. Elvis, alright, I'd like to

716
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: hear your case undue stress affecting my mental health and

717
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: well being. I would like to sit the Great Fried

718
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: Shrimp Incident July twenty third dates you remember that that

719
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: was when you were screaming at everybody and me because

720
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: your fried shrimp wasn't delivered in time that gregg Ta

721
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: had to put a trash bag on and go pick

722
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: it up in the rain. And you were screaming at

723
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: me about these fried shrimps that it was a bad day.

724
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: It was you know, you know what, all I asked

725
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: for fried shrimp. That's awesome. I'm sorry. I would win

726
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: that case too. Okay, I would like to countersuit straight Nate,

727
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: my senior executive producer, for every penny we paid you

728
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: since you've arrived, because you haven't done crap. If we

729
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: could just go get the law let's just drop the lawsuits. No, no, no,

730
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm going full throttle. Oh by all right, all right,

731
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: all right? Who else has a lawsuit? Antonio on line

732
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: twenty hit Antonio, hit to the line here, line twenty one. Uh, Antonio,

733
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: welcome to the court of law. Who would you like

734
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: to sue? And why? Good morning, your honor. I would

735
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: like to sue Danielle for damages against the people of

736
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: the Bronze. Okay, why Why is that? Because because I'm

737
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: a first generation Italian born and raised and still living

738
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: in the Bronx, and I definitely have the ability to

739
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: say things like this is stupid and it doesn't come

740
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: out like, well, that sound you are stupid. Okay, so

741
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: you've ruined it for everyone in the Bronx Danielle, all right, excellent, Antonio.

742
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: I think you may have a case, sir. I think

743
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: most of my friends. Boy, hey, hey, frank Yo. All right, Antonio,

744
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: thank you very much, very nice. Tito on line one, Oh,

745
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: I had some Tito just last night thanks to Gandhi. Hi, Tito,

746
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: how are you get How are you doing very well? Sir?

747
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: Who would you like to sue on the show? I

748
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: would like to sue Elvis. Okay, sue me. Well but wait, wait,

749
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: hold on, what did I do to assumeing? Well, here's

750
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: my background. I'm from Brazil and deep fortune so and

751
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: I have to run the work and now each way

752
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: every day. So I decided to learn Italian, and I

753
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: was all well and good and to us started listening

754
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: to your show, and I will listen to your should

755
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: the whole way. And I haven't learned the damn thing

756
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: in Italian. So, Tita, what you're saying is we are

757
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: a distraction from life, and we are keeping you from

758
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: moving forward with the things you want to achieve. Yes,

759
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: because of you, I have not improved myself and I

760
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: have not learned on the language. Less money for a

761
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: little bit. Well you sound you sound hurt, and I'm sorry. Sorry,

762
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: So for anyone who wants to I should this be

763
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: another class action lawsuit the whole world who is distracted

764
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: by our show, who isn't achieving things in life? Sue me,

765
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: sue me, shoot bullets through me. Love you what but

766
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: but Elvis, the truth of the matter is I love

767
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: listening to guys, so I'll just keep listening. Oh man,

768
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank You're addicted. Now you have

769
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: an addiction problem. You can sue us for Thank you, Tito,

770
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: have a great day. I surely appreciate you. Listen. Yeah,

771
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: what's Upcott? Someone just texted and they wanted to sue

772
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: you Elvis for ruining the Charlie Brown Christmas song for

773
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: the Oh do we have that ready to go again?

774
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: That's sue who sue everybody? You know what we need ruining?

775
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: He's making that song, you know what. I think it's

776
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: exhibit A. Let's hear it and see if it really

777
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: is causing a problem. Yes, I agree, it may be

778
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: a little delayed because we're you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

779
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: people are calling in. They remember the shrimp incidents. Yeah,

780
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. Yea. I'll be on my deathbed

781
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: and I'll bring up fried shrimp. That'll be my last word,

782
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: fried shrimp. I'm in with you on that one. But

783
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: wait a minute, what damage did I call? What damage

784
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: did I cause? Demanding my frid scarred in this room

785
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: that was witnessed to that bet right, that fiasco, great

786
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: t it was still part of my definication of my character.

787
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: I had to walk around the garbage bag outside. You'll

788
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: never live that down, Elvis. I think we should start

789
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: a class action against Elvis Durant. Absolutely, I'm been there

790
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, right right, here we goes. I don't

791
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: have my words. Turn it off. Maybe they have a point,

792
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: Maybe they have a point. I've ruined. Christmas time is here.

793
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: I love it. Every time I hear it. I giggle. Hey,

794
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: can we review really the damage I caused on Scary's car.

795
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: I had no idea that just drawing something on somebody's

796
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: car can leave a mark. You know what it is?

797
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm understanding. He had some sort of finish

798
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: on the last wax job. And when your greasy, slimy

799
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: finger drew a penis on his car, it left it

800
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: left the penis on there. I mean, the only way

801
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: to get an off is from them to buff his

802
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: your penis off in his car. See he already drives

803
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: a dick car. He drives a BMW. So I mean

804
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: you know, oh, I must talk to Casey. Hello, Casey,

805
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: how you doing good? How are you doing? Okay? What's

806
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: going on? What can we do for you? So went

807
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: camping and I want to sue Elvis. I mean Elvis,

808
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: not you Elvis, Greg Tay camping with my brand new

809
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: car and got penis is drawn all over the hood.

810
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: When did you get under the car wash? Howd the

811
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: guys sit there for an hour laughing and fail? Do

812
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: you even tell me that it didn't even come off

813
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: my car? Took me a month later before I even

814
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: looked notice. I was driving around with a huge penis

815
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: on my card. Well, why why are you suing? Great Tea?

816
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't think he drew that penis. Okay, I'll tell

817
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: you what. Anyone and everyone who's at a penis drawn

818
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: in their car, sue Greg Tea, get in line. I

819
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: hope you get that penis off sometime soon. But I'm

820
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna sue Netflix because that's where I got the idea from.

821
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: So I'm not doing I'm gonna sue Netflix. That's right.

822
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: They have no we've been drawing penises on cars. They have.

823
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: They have a show on called Penis Drawers. Well, no,

824
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: not exactly that time. All right, I let's go talk

825
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: to India. Hi, India, thanks for calling. What's going on? Hi?

826
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: This is the first time I ever got through to

827
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: any radio show. I'm glad you're here. This is the

828
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: radio show to called out. Who do you want to

829
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: sue India? I want to see what I do first

830
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: of four miles A because I'm at your best friend.

831
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: Let's fine, fair and I love people are shooting this

832
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 1: because of their addiction problems for daniel all right, all right, sweet,

833
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: you need to go to rehab. Honey. All India, thank you.

834
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. That's the nicest thing in anyone's ever said.

835
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: But while they're lining up to sue Danielle, no one

836
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: is suing Gandhi except for me. Has anyone noticed that? Yeah?

837
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: I like it. Maybe she's too new to sue. Yeah, yeah,

838
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: she's been here a while, they'll sewer. I did get

839
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: a d M saying that somebody wanted to sue me

840
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: about ruining the hippopotamus for Christmas song as well? Yeah

841
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: you ever ruined that? I think he actually made that

842
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 1: song better, all right? So in closing, there's always someone

843
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: out there we want to sue. I say, go hire

844
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: an attorney and take him to court. Why not, GODDI

845
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: let's get into headlines. What's going on? So? Wait, don't

846
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: assume really so it should be sued for not having

847
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: that music read twice? Scary? Here we go. What's going on?

848
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: Chicago is morning today after two police officers were hit

849
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: by a commuter train and killed. The metro train hit

850
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: the officers as they were investigating a report of shots fired,

851
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: and the officers have been identified as as sorry Eduardo

852
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: Marmalajoe and Conrad Gary. Both had been on the forest

853
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: less than three years, and the person the officers were

854
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: trying to find was eventually taken into custody. Today is

855
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: International Migrants Day. In two thousand, the United State Nations

856
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: declared December eighteenth as a day to recognize what it

857
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: calls the mounting evidence that international migration is usually positive

858
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: for both countries of origin and for destination. There are

859
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: a lot of statistics about money involved in that. Sorry,

860
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: I have a frog in my throat. I didn't even

861
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 1: think what I was saying. A bug all right. Elon

862
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: Musk's transportation system, aimed to reduce traffic in la is

863
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: set to launch. He tweeted a picture over the weekend

864
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: of an underground tunnel with a light at the end

865
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: of it, as well as a December eighteenth date at

866
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: the bottom. There aren't a ton of details, but he

867
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: did tweet earlier this month that there will be more

868
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: than just a tunnel opening. We can expect autonomous transport

869
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 1: cars and car elevators. This test tunnel is in Hawthorne,

870
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: goes for two miles and it is not the Dugout Loop,

871
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: which is supposed to take fans to and from Dodger

872
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: Stadium at a really fast speed. This is a different tunnel.

873
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: For the first time ever, an NBA team will have

874
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: a woman as the assistant general manager. The Indiana Pacers

875
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: hired former w NBA executive Kelly Krausscuff. She was president

876
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: and general manager of the Indiana Fever. That's a w

877
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: NBA team for seventeen years. Now she's going to assist

878
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: the Pacers in basketball operations and a move people are

879
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: calling groundbreaking front office hiring. And finally, the UPS store

880
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: is on Santa's naughty list. They sent out a negative

881
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: tweet about Christmas, saying quote, if your child addresses a

882
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: letter to the North Pole, you can leave it with us.

883
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: We do shredding well and there you go. Thank you, Gandy.

884
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: No it's not it's not good. You're one thousand, your

885
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Any optical free money contap coming up

886
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: right after this. Oh, the holiday season. Janey the dogs

887
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: drinking the tree water again. Look he's pan out pine needles.

888
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: Happy Holidays from Elvis duran in the Morning Show number one.

889
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: On the twenty eighteen Elvis Durand in the Morning Show

890
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: a Holiday gift guide a basket from Tate's bake Shop.

891
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: It's filled with their irresistibly thin and crispy cookies and

892
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: other delicious treats too. Visit takes bakeshop dot com. Use

893
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: the promo code Elvis and receive twenty percent off your purchase.

894
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: In the Morning Show, Hey, I don't know what's going

895
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: on here, but we're not on time. We're still late,

896
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: but we're not as late as usual, So that's sort

897
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: of like being on time, right, Yeah, yeah, definitely. Are

898
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: you the person in your family or in your life

899
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: that's always the late one? Yep? I have to two scenarios.

900
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: For work, I'm usually never late, but for everything else,

901
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm always late, right, Danielle's always late? Yeah, I'm always always.

902
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: Although this weekend I was proud of myself. I was

903
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: actually early getting ready for things wouldn't go for I

904
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: was shut your face, okay, yes, I was okay, Yeah,

905
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: there's always like that one, that one person who you're

906
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: always waiting for. Yeah, and you, when I said that,

907
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: you thought of that person's name immediately, didn't you? Yes?

908
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: But what is it with you two? Why are you fighting?

909
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: Because when daniel at least already together, they are never

910
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: on time ever, ever, ever, ever, whatever? Move on, Elvis, Now,

911
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: why are you late? Let's let's analyze this because I

912
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: have because you have to do your hair and your

913
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: makeup and your Why don't you start earlier because we

914
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: were out doing other things? So I see, so you know, well,

915
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: this conversation we're having is about being on time versus late.

916
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: And because of this conversation, the phone tap is now

917
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: running late. Say see what we did there? All right,

918
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: we're about to get into it the one thousand dollars

919
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: any optical free money phone tap, And I see you

920
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: guys are already wearing your Zinny glasses. Got the coolest

921
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: ones ever. They're like retro purple, very like seventies. Okay,

922
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: let me just say that if any of the significant others,

923
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: the girlfriends or wives of the guys of the show,

924
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: we're listening and you get really cool glasses for Christmas

925
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: like Sunglass is, they didn't pay for those. They got

926
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: those for free. Just now, I saw what are you doing?

927
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 1: Yescary was out there, and Nate wasend and my mother, Elvis,

928
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Man? How much for those glasses?

929
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: Gandhi free ninety nine? They absolutely look good. Those purple

930
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: ones look good. Oh yeah, they were totally free. I

931
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: love it. Well, here's the thing, Like we talked about

932
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: Tates cookies all the time, and I'll send them to

933
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: a friend. Oh thank you. They'll say, oh, thank you

934
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: for the cookies. It's so good, even though I know

935
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: you didn't pay a penny for them. No ass I

936
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: paid for these. I paid full retail. Don't even start

937
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: with me exactly. If you get a Harry's shave kit

938
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: for Christmas, I paid for that. I use my promo

939
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: coke got five dollars off maybe, but that's okay, right, Yes,

940
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: those weren't free ninety nine? No, all right, and even

941
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: if they are still good, I thank you. All right,

942
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: let's get into your one thousand dollars any optical free

943
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: money phone tap Here we go, oh, mister rand in

944
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: the morning shows free money fone tap. Cool thing about

945
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: Zenny is if you go to their website Zenny dot

946
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: com at z e n ni dot com, all the

947
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: frames doesn't matter if they're sunglass frames or you just

948
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 1: want to use them for your prescription glasses. They're really great.

949
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: They're designed beautifully. They have every shape for every shaped

950
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: face right, and the price is unbelievable. You could actually

951
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: get like twelve pair of glasses for is it like

952
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: a dollar ninety nine? Is that what they're running there?

953
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: Who am I exaggerating? Zenny dot com as little as

954
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: six ninety five a pair and their average prices around

955
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: forty dollars a pair. And I've been to other websites

956
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: where I've ordered glasses before and they were over one

957
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a pair average, Amazing prices. You get glasses

958
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: for every look, every occasion. And of course, you know,

959
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: like I said, sunglasses whatever, two thousand styles to choose from.

960
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: You really should check it out. Zeni dot com, z

961
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: e n Ni dot com. Now here's what's gonna happen.

962
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna give your free money phone tap. After it's over,

963
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: I give you our number you'd be caller one hundred.

964
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: You in one thousand dollars and a five hundred all

965
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: our gift card for Zenni dot com. That's about twelve

966
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: pair of glasses pairs? Is it pairs? Twelve pairs of glasses?

967
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: Are you gonna win all that? After the free Monty

968
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: phone tap? Why are you laughing? Gandhi? What's so funny?

969
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: Garrett just texted me that I look like I'm in

970
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: oceans eight? Okay, take those glasses off. There's your eyes.

971
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: I know those are great glasses, right, love them? You

972
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: do look at your in Ocean's eight anyway, So let's

973
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: get into the phone tap. After it's over, I'll give

974
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: you the number you call and you win thousand dollars

975
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: and a ton of cool stuff from Zenni dot com.

976
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, el Dan, Elvis Durant. Phone

977
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: tap and one of my favorite characters in the world

978
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: of phone taps is Murray the Magnificent done by our

979
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: own Dave Brodie. Eric is phone tapping his boss Debbie.

980
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: You see, Debbie is in charge of the company holiday

981
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: party for the entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric

982
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: to handle all the entertainment because he has lots of connections.

983
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: So Eric thought it'd be a great idea to hire

984
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: the Magnificent Murray. Since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on

985
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,959
Speaker 1: previous phone taps. Thanks for our friend, Brody, Brodie's gonna

986
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: call Debbie to go over the magic tricks he's performing

987
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: at their company party as the world famous magician, the

988
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: Magnificent Murray. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Here

989
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: we go. This is Debbie. Hi? Is this Debbie Lane? Yes?

990
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: This is hi, Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray.

991
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: I'm a magician that Eric hired fear for the holiday party. Hi. Good, good, listen,

992
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: good news. The check cleared. I didn't bounce, so that's

993
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: that's good. Right. We're starting off on a and so

994
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of tricks I wanted to run

995
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: by you. And this way you can pick which one's

996
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: your favorites. Oh okay, so what have you got? The

997
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: first trick we do is called magic mug. Okay, and

998
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 1: you go all right, now it's time for magic mug.

999
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 1: And I waved my hand over this. Uh it's about

1000
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: a forty eight ounced mug with a big handle, and

1001
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Speaker 1: I filled up with eggnog you know, tis the season.

1002
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,720
Speaker 1: Uh huh okay, and I drink it down in about

1003
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: three seconds flat. Uh. What I do is I go, well,

1004
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: all right, and then I vomit all over the people

1005
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: in the front row. I spit egg noggle of everybody,

1006
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: right no, and then uh, and then they have the ponchos.

1007
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, it's great because it's well, it's thoroughly

1008
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: vomit because it never really went down. But it's more like,

1009
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: but noiling people's clothing. No, no, I give them the no, no, no, no,

1010
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: I see that stupid. I give them the ponchos. Okay,

1011
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: but what's to say, you're not gonna you know, eat,

1012
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: I'll chuck it on their face or their hair. I

1013
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: really don't like. We don't need magic mug. All right,

1014
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 1: all right, well I do a bit uh called Hanaka hands.

1015
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: I'll probably solicit for a Jewish woman to come up

1016
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: on stage. Okay, why probably important? Well for the for

1017
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: the bit. First of all, why Jewish? Well, my name

1018
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 1: is Murray and I'm single. You figure out the rest anyway,

1019
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 1: So Hanika Hands, I bring a Jewish woman up on stage,

1020
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: and I play Havana Gila and I get the whole

1021
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 1: Jewish thing. I put a yamica on, I spin a draidal,

1022
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: and what I do is, while she's watching the dradal,

1023
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 1: I clap my hands. I waved my hands around her back,

1024
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: and then I reach into our sleeve and I pull

1025
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: her braw out. I'm sorry, you know this, this this

1026
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: is not this is not sounding like that. That's how

1027
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: I met my first wife. This is not sounding like

1028
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: a fish like a bacheloret party. I'm telling you people love,

1029
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: The guys are gonna love it. The No that just

1030
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: that crosses into possible sexual discrimination or harassment. I mean

1031
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: that no, that that wouldn't be no no, because I

1032
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: don't want to work there. See that's the beauty of it.

1033
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't think that compliance. But I

1034
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: don't think the legal department would find Now we can't no, no,

1035
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: because once she volunteers, then it's okay, no, we can't.

1036
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: We just it's please. Can you understand this is a

1037
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: corporate party with the big wigs, from everybody from the

1038
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: mail room to the big wigs. Okay, we want everybody

1039
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: to have a great do you want do you want

1040
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: to have a memorable party? Then then if you want

1041
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: a memorable party between memorable and distasteful, okay, whatever it's

1042
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, don't know that we need to a

1043
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: tight Annie. Listen to me. I excuse me. I have

1044
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: hired you for a job. It was clear what we

1045
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: were looking for. And I don't understand why what you

1046
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: were looking for was entertainment. I don't understand. It's like

1047
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: you're purposely trying to jeopardize. Okay, this is not going

1048
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 1: to be okay. Can I give you no women involved? Okay?

1049
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: I women is women? Okay. Can I tell you about you, log? No,

1050
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: you have not yet. Let me tell you about you, log.

1051
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: It's it's very easy. So I go over and I

1052
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 1: grab some food and I say, I'm going to magically

1053
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: transform this food. Okay, so I take the food, I

1054
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: wave my magic wand I eat it. I wave the

1055
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: wand over my belly, and without removing my pants, I

1056
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 1: drop a big brown you log right on the stage.

1057
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I don't think that's very funny at all. Listen to you.

1058
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: And then I sit on fire. I set on fire.

1059
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: You didn't let me get to the part where I

1060
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: sat on a fire. Eric, I want you to call

1061
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: her now and go, Hey, did Magnifficent Murray call you?

1062
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: How awesome is he? And just whatever she says just

1063
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: played off like, no, it sounds hilarious. Hello, Hey, did

1064
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: you get here from Magnuson Murray? That guy is not

1065
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: doing the party. I don't know where you found him.

1066
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: Do you have the kind of tricks that he wants

1067
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: to present at the party. He's gonna vomit on people?

1068
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: I mean, what what makes you think that's appropriate? Rebecca? No, No,

1069
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: he's lassling hank hands with anybody. Do you hear he's

1070
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: la the party? Eric? How can I get this through

1071
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: to you? He's a sensation. I'm not going to give

1072
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: us some money back, Eric, I don't have a funds

1073
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: for the party. Don is gonna love on the most

1074
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: all right, what he likes his crap on fire? Come on, like,

1075
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: that's great. You were to hire a magician m DJ

1076
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 1: for a corporate party. It's not a party. What are

1077
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: you thinking? That's gonna get me fired? No, that's gonna

1078
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: get you're fired too. What a fucking man. We're just

1079
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: gonna have to go with the DJ. I guess I

1080
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: don't know, ja pardon he is the DJ. He's he's

1081
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: a magician. He's a DJ. Do you mean here in

1082
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: a DJ? I told you to hire two people? What

1083
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: do you mean he's the DJ two? No, Oh my god,

1084
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We've got no entertainment. That means what

1085
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: you entertainment because we cannot come to the party at all.

1086
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: We cannot run the risk. But he's gonna do something offensive.

1087
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: Hired a guy who's gonna on stage. Debbie, Actually, um,

1088
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: this is Dave Brody Medlistra in the Morning Show, and

1089
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: we're phone tapping you on the radio. I mean, I

1090
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: can come there if you want, but it's not you

1091
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: just got boned. Debbie thousand dollars free money phone tap

1092
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: thanks to our friends at Zenny Optical. I know all

1093
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: you guys have stolen how many pair of Zenny frames already?

1094
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: I got to They're awesome. I wish you'd say me

1095
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: a few. I gotta work. Your girl's gotta work. All right,

1096
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: Be called on one hundred. Now you win one thousand

1097
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: dollars in the form of a cash gift car. You

1098
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: can spend it anyway you want, Plus a five hundred

1099
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: dollars gift card for Zenny dot com worth up to

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00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: twelve pairs of glasses. It's amazing. Checkheat out everything at

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00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: zenny dot com, z e n Ni dot com. All right,

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00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: be called on one hundred to win it all one

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00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one hundred four. Elvis

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00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: Durand in the morning shows free money, phone tap entry,

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Speaker 1: infoe in Rules, visit Deevils, Durand dot Com Sword contests. Oh,

1106
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: let's talk about Stephen Singer. You know Stephen Singer. He

1107
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: loves this phrase he uses I hate Stephen Singer, which

1108
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: I love Stephen Singer. You love him, but the people,

1109
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: the other men don't because all the women won his stuff. Yeah,

1110
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: so the men hate Stephen Singer looks like other jewelers

1111
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: hate him. Yeah, but let's go to the love side,

1112
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: shall we. Stephen knows his diamonds. We've known Stephen for

1113
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: years and this guy knows more about diamonds than almost anyone.

1114
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: He loves to put diamonds on your earlobes and make

1115
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: you faint, and you will. I mean he has a

1116
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: matter of fact, has a pair of earrings that are great,

1117
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: a great, a great stud ear rings set for under

1118
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy dollars or right at two hundred

1119
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: and seventy dollars. It's called the Anita Diamond Earrings A

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00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: N I T A named after our favorite receptionist, Anita. Right. Anyway,

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00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: if you go to I Hate Stephensinger dot com and

1122
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: you're feeling like kind of weird about buying diamonds online,

1123
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: don't don't worry about it. What Stephen does is he

1124
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: sends them to you. If you love him, you keep him.

1125
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: If not, you send them back, and he pays for

1126
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: the shipping. Both ways. He gives you all the proper

1127
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: envelopes and things. You don't have to think about it.

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00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: It really is a great way to shop. You don't

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00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: have to leave your house or your job. Dude, like

1130
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,479
Speaker 1: Danielle does, don't work just go on line and shop

1131
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: all day and I hate Stephensinger dot com. Get your

1132
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,439
Speaker 1: Christmas shopping done at a perfect price, but you gotta

1133
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: hurry up. Order by Let's see this time Thursday for

1134
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: your free shipping and they'll get it in time for Christmas.

1135
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: I hate Stephensinger dot com. Or you can check him

1136
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: out at the other side or the other corner of

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00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: eight and one ut in Philly. It's I hate Stephensinger

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00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: dot com. An amazing, amazing website full of gift ideas.

1139
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: I hate stephen Singer dot com. One place, one price. Oh,

1140
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: it's the brand in the morning shows, free money phone tables.

1141
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 1: All right, let's go talk to Michelle on line three.

1142
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: Let's see if she knows what she's done here. Michelle,

1143
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: do you know what you've gone and done here? I

1144
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: want a thousand dollars? Yes, you did what? Money phone tap? Congratulations? Also,

1145
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: do you do you wear eyeglasses? No, but my husband does. Okay.

1146
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: Do you wear sunglasses? Yes? I do? Oh, okay, it's

1147
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: time to get rid of the old ones. Thanks to

1148
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: Zenny dot com Zenny Eyewear. They have the best, the

1149
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: best frames, the best glasses, sunglasses, prescription whatever. If you

1150
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: go to their website Zenny dot com. You'll check it

1151
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: out because you just want a five hundred dollars gift

1152
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: card for them. That's like twelve pair of glasses. And

1153
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: if your husband needs new glasses, tell him he's paying

1154
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: way too much. You have over two thousand styles to

1155
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: choose from at zenny dot com. Everyone's texting in about

1156
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: how much they love Zenny. They're they're a thing. Zenny

1157
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: is a thing. Guys telling you they're amazing. But have

1158
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: fun with your thousand dollars, Michelle, Oh my gosh, thank

1159
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: you so much. Perfect timing. Oh excellent. I know it

1160
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: isn't that fun to get a windfall when you're just

1161
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: about to, you know, sell your body to science. All right,

1162
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: Michelle hold on, thanks for listening to us every morning.

1163
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: All right, another Zinny optical free money phone tap tomorrow morning.

1164
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: Danielle has her report on the way. What do you have, Danielle? Oh,

1165
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about Cardi b how She's like, you

1166
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: know what, We're all cool. Haf said he knows he

1167
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,479
Speaker 1: did the wrong thing. Yeah, hey, can we talk about

1168
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: gifting for a second. Okay, there's a there's a story

1169
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was yesterday or today. That

1170
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: says you go out of your mind to make sure

1171
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: you buy the perfect gift. They get it, they love it,

1172
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: and then if you ask them several months later, they

1173
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: may not even remember what it was. Yeah, people don't

1174
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: remember gifts. I mean, do you remember all the big

1175
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: gifts you may be received last year? I'm sure No. No,

1176
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: I usually don't remember big ones. I remember really thoughtful,

1177
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: like oh my god, really those kind of yeah. Yeah,

1178
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: So that's what you gotta do. It's got to be

1179
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: something thoughtful that really changes their life and so and

1180
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: typically that does not come in the form of a thing.

1181
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: It comes in the form of an experience. Right. Also,

1182
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: I saw a meme last night. It says, your stripper

1183
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: name is your favorite salad dressing. Plus the way you

1184
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: disappointed your parents Vinigarette. Your first name is Vinagrette. What's

1185
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: your last name? And what's your last name? How do

1186
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: you how do you disappoint your parents? My name is Vinagarette,

1187
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: being in radio my stripper name. My stripper name is

1188
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: Thousand Islands procrastinator. Oh, mine would be balsamic sleeping in

1189
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's room. Hey, mine would be ginger unmarried. That's

1190
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: actually a great stripper. Absolutely. All right, let's get into

1191
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: the Daniel report. Danielle. Excuse me, Danielle. Now I got

1192
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: a frog in my throat. What is it with you? Frog?

1193
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: Get out of everybody's throat. Get out of everyone's throat nowhere,

1194
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: all right now, while you do your thing here, I'm

1195
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: gonna try to warm up my iHeart radio app because

1196
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: we got to listen to to a North Pole radio.

1197
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah great, yeah, all right, daniel you take it away, right.

1198
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: So Offset has apologized for coming on stage during Cardie

1199
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: be set to try and win her back. Cardi's publicists

1200
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: helped him pull off the stunt, and the publicist is

1201
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 1: closed to both of them, so I don't think Cardie's

1202
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: too upset with the publicist. Like I totally get it.

1203
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: Only wanted to help. Fortunately wasn't the right thing to do.

1204
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: But you know, hopefully everything will work out. So Ariana Grande,

1205
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 1: I told you this the other day. I went to

1206
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: see Pete Davidson at SNL after he posted his threat

1207
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: on it looked like a suicidal threat on social but

1208
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: he didn't want to see her, so she didn't see him. Meanwhile,

1209
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: Laurene Michaels is sending Pete to get some help, and

1210
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: it was apparently Lauren's choice to cut off all of

1211
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: Pete's sketches from Saturday's show at the last minute because

1212
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: he wasn't doing very very well. Somebody lost five hundred

1213
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: and sixty nine thousand dollars is betting on the Seahawks

1214
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: to beat the forty nine ers. Who that is a

1215
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: lot of money us. Yeah. Spike Lee says that he

1216
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: will never ever make a sequel to do the right thing,

1217
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: So if you're waiting for that, it is not going

1218
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: to happen. Uh. Ed Shearon made more on tour this

1219
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: year than anybody in the last thirty years. Really, that

1220
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: is crazy. So Elvis, I mean, he's made so much money.

1221
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: He could definitely come to your your wedding and sing.

1222
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 1: You don't even pay him. He's got so much money, Well,

1223
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: he should do it for free. Anyone should He did

1224
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: promise you, Yeah he did, but no one, no one

1225
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: has the guts to call him and tell him to

1226
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: pay up. Well, none of you. You should call him?

1227
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: Play this, you know, Okay, give me his number. Okay,

1228
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: how do you call it? Ed Shearing, Yeah, I guess, yeah,

1229
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: guess okay, and Ryan Reynolds had some cool gifts to

1230
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: a guy that hijacked two Avengers end game web domains

1231
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: redirected them to the Deadpool site. The guy is now

1232
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 1: trying to trade those gifts for tickets to the Avengers

1233
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: for years, So I don't I don't know that it

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01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: happened tonight. On television, You've got the voice. It is

1235
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: the fifteen season finale and the Greatest Holiday Commercials countdown,

1236
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: the Greatest Holidays video countdown. And of course we all

1237
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: we are all loving what I'm sorry Pole Radio, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: we're all loving Dumplin overrun Netflix. Yeah, Dumpling, go watch Dumpling.

1239
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: By the way, we don't have any stock in Netflix.

1240
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: We're not making many anymore, nothing at all. Oh, this

1241
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 1: is north Pole Radio and I Heeart Radio. Take the

1242
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 1: road and it's the Carpenter. It's will happen on North

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01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 1: Pole Radio. It's bestive fun, great Christmas music. And then

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus comes on and tells dirty jokes. W for

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Speaker 1: all those radio stations out there that change format for

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Speaker 1: a month at the end of the every year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what they're actually pretending to be something they

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Speaker 1: aren't the iHeart radios. North Pole Radio is it's on

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Speaker 1: year round. You can turn this crap on into July.

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Speaker 1: All right, So North Pole Radio and the reason you

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Speaker 1: need to download your iHeart radio for free. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about your stripper name is Your first name is your

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Speaker 1: favorite salad addressing. The second name is the way you've

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Speaker 1: disappointed your parents. Yeah, so when you said my stripper

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Speaker 1: name is Caesar hate your boyfriend? So is anyone? Gandhi?

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Speaker 1: Are you going home to your parents' house for Christmas? Damn? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go to Columbus for two days and

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Speaker 1: then I'm gonna fly with my sister to Tampa to

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Speaker 1: see the family. Okay, So in which one of these

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Speaker 1: houses did you? Did you grow up in one of

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Speaker 1: these houses? No, neither one of them. My parents just

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Speaker 1: moved to Tampa. So okay. So I have a friend

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Speaker 1: who is going home with his girlfriend to his childhood

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Speaker 1: home and they're going to sleep in his old bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh no, that would not fly at the down. No, No,

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Speaker 1: the parents are cool with My question is this, Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do it in your childhood bedroom? WHOA? Do

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Speaker 1: you have holiday sex in the bedroom you grew up?

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Speaker 1: You grew up. When I went home with my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: to my parents' house for a holiday, we slept in

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Speaker 1: separate rooms. Yeah, that doesn't my house either. That did

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Speaker 1: not fly. Yeah, Shelbyn's mom was okay with it. My

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Speaker 1: husband's mom was fine with us sleeping in the same bed. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, whether it's it's right or wrong with the parents,

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Speaker 1: that's a whole other topic if you think about it.

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Speaker 1: But doing it in your childhood bedroom, there's something. There's

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Speaker 1: something kind of creepy about it, very creepy about it,

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Speaker 1: Like are your old posters still up? Yeah? My old

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Speaker 1: Farah Fawcett poster. And you have a twin bed? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, Nate, you go home to your family's house, right,

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Speaker 1: So I mean, did you ever take a girlfriend into

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Speaker 1: your twin bed? The bed? And it was even creepier?

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Speaker 1: I hate, I mean, I don't want to out my

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Speaker 1: mom here, but when everybody left the house, when all

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Speaker 1: the boys left the house, she got that empty nest syndrome.

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Speaker 1: So she got a bassinette and got a China baby

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Speaker 1: doll and had it in my bedroom. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: like a surrogate child that. Yeah, should you be telling

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Speaker 1: this on the rating. No, she's okay with it because

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Speaker 1: we joke about it. Because when I walked into the bedroom,

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Speaker 1: I put my jacket over the bass and it she goes, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: the baby. I thought it was the weirdest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what, there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: people that collect those dolls and stuff and treat them

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Speaker 1: just like their own children. So strange. Yeah, my mom

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Speaker 1: and dad have passed away and they have sold my

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Speaker 1: childhood home. But there were times I did go home,

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Speaker 1: and of course I did you know, I was taking

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Speaker 1: dudes in there, so mom and dad I didn't talk

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Speaker 1: about them about that, so I'd sneak them in and

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Speaker 1: but you know, in the middle of you hanging out

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Speaker 1: with them in your childhood room and you're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: doing adult things, it does have that moment of like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, this is raw, this is super creepy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would be able to anyway. So

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Speaker 1: I get back to us on that. If you want

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Speaker 1: to go into social I think Kathleen's gonna put the

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Speaker 1: question up on our Instagram page or Twitter. People are

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Speaker 1: still checking in with their stripper names. First name, famous,

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Speaker 1: your favorite salad addressing, Second name the way you disappointed

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Speaker 1: my parents. Let's see ranch too many ways to ount

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Speaker 1: My stripper name is Creeze, Caesar Tattoo. Oh okay, Honey Mustard,

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Speaker 1: divorced Basalmick. Kids out of wedlock are so not sexy.

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Speaker 1: Thousand Here's my favorite stripper name, thousand Island. You're not

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Speaker 1: your sister, Tina. I love that. Anyway, We gotta take

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Speaker 1: a break. We have more coming up right after this

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Speaker 1: I'm taking my sat to Sue talk for you. Elvis Duran,

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Speaker 1: Look at my contents, they match my carpet. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the morning showing Slay Hell's a ring swing,

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Speaker 1: Corsana's brain. We're going to bud he started. Someone's listening

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Speaker 1: to this show. Do you know who's listening. Does anyone

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Speaker 1: want to know who's listening? Are you guys stoned? Yes, seriously,

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Speaker 1: we have a lot of food and sunglasses. Were distracted.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, you don't forget why you're here. You're

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Speaker 1: here put the people. You're here to put the pills

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Speaker 1: in the people. So if you're if you're a big

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Speaker 1: fan of the Breakfast Club with DJ Envy and Angela

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Speaker 1: and of course Charlemagne, they're off this week and they're

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Speaker 1: listening to us. Charlemagne's listening. But I'll tell you right now,

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Speaker 1: every day we're gonna check in with them and see

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Speaker 1: how they're doing. So if you missed the Breakfast Club,

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Speaker 1: we'll connect you with them. That's very nice. We're not

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Speaker 1: going to give them a peaceful moment of vacation. We

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Speaker 1: steal all their bits while they're out. Absolutely, we're talking

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Speaker 1: about how your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing

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Speaker 1: and your last name is ways you've disappointed your parents.

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Speaker 1: Arlamaine checked in with mystroper name was Ranch selling crack

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Speaker 1: And if you missed dj Envy today, he was arrested

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Speaker 1: on the way to the strip club last night and

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Speaker 1: he posted pulled over, pulled over, not arrested. It wasn't arrested,

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Speaker 1: pulled over arrested. More fun yea and out there and

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Speaker 1: Angela she's out there being a saint. We don't know

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Speaker 1: what she's anyway around the room. We'll start with you, producer, Sam.

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Speaker 1: Anything clever on your mind today? Not really, But I

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Speaker 1: think it's about time for me to start making new

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Speaker 1: fashion decisions because I pulled a muscle yesterday taking off

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Speaker 1: a pair of jeans because I don't know what it

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Speaker 1: is about, like, yeah, no, you heard me, j Kenny jeans.

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Speaker 1: It's it time to wear mom jeans. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: about there. No, why not? Now they're practical, keep you

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Speaker 1: on track. Yeah, they also put me in like the hospital.

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Speaker 1: I actually pulled a muscle trying to take these puppies

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Speaker 1: off O the times you have to turn inside out

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Speaker 1: and then like yank and fifty percent of the time.

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Speaker 1: What's again, Danielle, what's my mom's beauty motto? She says,

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Speaker 1: if it don't look if it don't hurt, it don't

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Speaker 1: look good. Oh exactly, Oh then it looks great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Is anyone else wondering which muscle was pulled?

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Speaker 1: It's whatever is connected to see her skinny gen muscle.

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Speaker 1: By the way, another stripper name. The first name is

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Speaker 1: your favorite sala addressing. Second name is ways you've discippoined

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Speaker 1: your parents. We just heard from Green Goddess Homosexual and

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Speaker 1: we'll go to you, Gandhi, what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: All right? So I told you guys, have been trying

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Speaker 1: to downsize and like get rid of things from my apartment.

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Speaker 1: But every day I come in here and you all

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Speaker 1: are turning me into a hoarder because I have food,

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Speaker 1: and now I have sunglasses, and now we have speakers,

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Speaker 1: these LG speakers. I don't know what to do with it.

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Speaker 1: And now I get why everybody's desk here is so

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Speaker 1: full of stuff. Yeah, it didn't make sense. Now it

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Speaker 1: makes sense. I refuse to become a hoarder, but it's happening,

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Speaker 1: I think slowly. We're all hoarders. You know, if you

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Speaker 1: think about it, there is that one thing that you

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Speaker 1: just don't throw away when you should hoarder. I know, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: what's up? So I want to thank Sary because he recommended,

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Speaker 1: you know, the plug in UM charger for your phone,

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Speaker 1: and it's kind of a round one and it's kind

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Speaker 1: of wires. It's called a Q it's called QI charger.

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Speaker 1: This thing is awesome. I just throw what isn't it

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Speaker 1: the way you described it? I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: hell you're sound. You just to your phone on top

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Speaker 1: of it? Yeah? Oh, the chargers charging. Can you like

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Speaker 1: put a pan on it and scramble eggs with it?

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Speaker 1: I don't think then that's a good idea, But say,

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Speaker 1: I want to thank Scary because if you need like

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Speaker 1: last minute Christmas, you know, presence, maybe this is a

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Speaker 1: good idea. There's stuff stock suffer. It's awesome. So look

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Speaker 1: into what's it called scary, It's called yeah Qi. If

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Speaker 1: you go to Starbucks, they've got them, a lot of

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Speaker 1: them built into the countertops. While you're sitting there at Starbucks,

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Speaker 1: just lay your phone on it and it charges your

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Speaker 1: QI enabled for another reason, to stay at Starbucks for

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Speaker 1: seven hours every mood their free Wi Fi. People who

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Speaker 1: do that. I love it. I want that life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're scary, scarier scary? What's up? Scarier? Technology is a

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Speaker 1: good thing. And that's what I wanted to talk about

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Speaker 1: my my mom. I gave her that. You know, obviously,

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Speaker 1: as any optical was giving us these glasses, these sunglasses,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to pick out a gift for her.

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Speaker 1: So they put a display of sunglasses out. I screenshot

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Speaker 1: at it, send them to my mom. I said, Mom,

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Speaker 1: just mark it up on the with a marker and

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Speaker 1: then send me back the one that you'd like. And

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Speaker 1: my mom said, I don't know how to do that, Anthony.

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Speaker 1: Just give me the one the third column from the left,

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Speaker 1: under the blue frame. And I'm like, mom, And we

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Speaker 1: went back and forth for ten minutes. I just screenshot.

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Speaker 1: Just you spent more time on a free present for

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Speaker 1: your mom than you know it on one that you

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Speaker 1: paid for Elvis twenty five minutes it took for me

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Speaker 1: to get the point, of course, which one she wanted.

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Speaker 1: There was like one hundred pairs of glasses out there.

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Speaker 1: I said, just circle the one you want and send

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Speaker 1: it back. I don't know how to mark up a photout.

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Speaker 1: I know the only it's like you're asking her to

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Speaker 1: mark up like a Chinese restaurant menu. You know, you

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Speaker 1: hand it back to them. It's not like that with

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Speaker 1: your iPhone. Your mom. Your mom's doing well. Just to

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Speaker 1: be your mom. Speaking of scary and gifting, it works

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Speaker 1: great tea. Okay, you're supposed to be here, coming here, Gregory. So,

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Speaker 1: Gregory has two beautiful little girls. Uh it's what are

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Speaker 1: their names? Yeah, Ja, Yeah, Jada and Lla. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I forget which one goes first. Anyway, Jada and Ella.

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Speaker 1: And they call Scary Uncle Scary even though he dropped

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Speaker 1: one on her head when she was a little kid.

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Speaker 1: He Scary dropped Jada between the hotel bed and the nightstand.

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Speaker 1: They had to like move the bed to get her out.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so greg t is worried about what Uncle

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Speaker 1: Scary's gonna give his young girls as a gift, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for Christmas, because he has no clue about what little

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Speaker 1: girls want. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So I'm hoping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So Scary, what did you get you know, your nieces

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Speaker 1: because they call you Uncle Scary, So they're wondering what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get them for Christmas this year. But we

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Speaker 1: don't exchange gifts. You were on the short list to

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Speaker 1: be the godfather, you know, you're very close to the family.

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Speaker 1: Do I owe them at present? How do you do

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Speaker 1: your Uncle Scary? Well, hold on, who's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Ella is on the phone. Hello, Ella, how are you? Ella? Now,

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01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,679
Speaker 1: what do you what? Don't you think Uncle Scary should

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01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 1: get you an appropriate gift for Christmas? Well? Uncle Scary,

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01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:19,320
Speaker 1: what did you go for Christmas? Well? Yeah, what if you?

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01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: Did you buy them any? Are there even on your list?

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01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 1: Uncle Scary? You know you were? You weren't on my radar? Y?

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01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:33,759
Speaker 1: You know I can get you something though? You better? Ella?

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01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:38,640
Speaker 1: What would you like for Christmas? Ask Uncle Scary? Um? Well,

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01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,360
Speaker 1: hold on, don't answer what what? What is your what's

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01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 1: the price limit? Scary? A thousand dollars per giant? Do

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01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do? Ella? Now, hold on, Ella,

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01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,679
Speaker 1: it has to be under one thousand dollars? Okay, go ahead,

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01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 1: what are you? Okay, it's okay, Um, it's kind of weird.

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01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 1: But Giant Uno? She goes, Giant Uno. I'm going to

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01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 1: write they're playing cards? Do I want? I'm gonna get

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01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,559
Speaker 1: you a Giant? You know how much is that? How

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01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:07,639
Speaker 1: much does that cost? Ella? Do you know it's less

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01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 1: than twen dollars? Oh? Well no, you still have almost

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01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars left own credit and he makes a

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01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,719
Speaker 1: lot of money. Can get it? Maybe a child? Louby

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01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:19,120
Speaker 1: Louis Loubatons. Oh okay, you know you know, Ell, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do for you? What because and

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01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: some under a thousand dollars, I'm gonna buy you a puppy. Yeah,

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01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:34,360
Speaker 1: I gotta have about a puppy and a drum set. Yeah,

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01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,759
Speaker 1: this whole thing is going awry. I will be happy.

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01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:41,639
Speaker 1: Would you have you you always wanted a puppy? Ella, yes,

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01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 1: mommy Alicia, we can't get one. And you know, and

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01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,879
Speaker 1: your sister Jada can have her very own puppy too. Elvis,

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01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 1: this is not going all right Ella. Well, thank you, Ella.

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01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 1: I hope you have a very merry Christmas and get

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01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,360
Speaker 1: ready mature. Yeah, go to bed early Christmas Eve because

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01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 1: Santa Santa Scary on his way over this with a

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01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 1: great Dame puppy ferret. Thank you all. We gotta roll.

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01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. Have a beautiful day. Okay, that's fabulous. You're

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01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 1: a good uncle, Elvis. Nothing's going right now. There's no

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01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 1: puppy coming to the house, please so much. Great Tea

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01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,439
Speaker 1: said to me, you know what, Scary is not being

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01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:24,920
Speaker 1: a good uncle to my kids. I need to help

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01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,600
Speaker 1: him pick out if you wanted to embarrass Scary and

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01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 1: we just accidentally turn those Yeah, exactly. That was not

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01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: the plan at all, Elvis, not at all. This is

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01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,160
Speaker 1: not This is not that Christmas I expected. I can't

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01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 1: have a dog. I love dogs, but if I take

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01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,640
Speaker 1: a dog, that means I have to do everything and

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01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: I do everything else. It is you need more to do,

1492
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,879
Speaker 1: all right, moving moving on, moving on. We have Ganey's

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01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,400
Speaker 1: headlines on the way. There was something else we wanted

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01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 1: to get to here. What was? Oh what? Oh? Sound?

1495
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have a great sound. All right,

1496
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 1: let's get to sound. Uh pots up, let's go what

1497
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:53,920
Speaker 1: do you have? All right? Let's start with the tonight show.

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01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,600
Speaker 1: Last night, Jimmy Fallon, Lin Manuel Miranda. He was on

1499
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: promoting Mary Poppins that comes out this week and the

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01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:06,600
Speaker 1: they did a bunch of holiday parodies. He's breath is

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01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:15,559
Speaker 1: reggae like Jack Daniels. The hole. Oh, there's a lunch

1502
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:21,519
Speaker 1: to see most time he's passed out in the sweater

1503
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 1: now sweater now it's that is greening round, streaming round,

1504
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 1: last down. Dawn got me in, but you got me

1505
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 1: in this there you all right? Cardi b was on

1506
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: carpool Karaoke with James Cordon last night. And Cardi Bi

1507
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: owns five cars, but she explains why she owns five

1508
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 1: cars right here. Now, I know you love cars. How

1509
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: many cars have you got? Now? I have a Lambo,

1510
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,799
Speaker 1: I have a Lamborghini truck, I have a belly truck,

1511
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:51,719
Speaker 1: I have a made bag, and I have a suburban. Okay,

1512
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: five cars. Now here's my biggest question. You can't drive.

1513
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:07,120
Speaker 1: That's the point of having to take pictures are real.

1514
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: But you could do that in the showroom. Na, that's

1515
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 1: being an imposta. You're like, you know, you know how

1516
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 1: many things now that I could wrap about now that

1517
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 1: I own these cars. I couldn't wrap about these cars

1518
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:20,360
Speaker 1: because I didn't own them. Now I can wrap about it.

1519
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,519
Speaker 1: I just take pictures of the reason she learned from

1520
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 1: bow Wow. She learned from Barow you gotta be real.

1521
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,719
Speaker 1: If you're gonna take a picture. You can't just post

1522
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: a picture and say you're not doing it. You have

1523
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: to own the car. So Southwest Airlines is in trouble

1524
01:21:32,479 --> 01:21:36,000
Speaker 1: with a college student who couldn't take her pet fish,

1525
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 1: who's an emotional support animal on the plane with her.

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01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:42,160
Speaker 1: Sprovisor comes and she says, unfortunately, you cannot bring your

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01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: fish on Seuthwest Airline. I wasn't aware that I couldn't

1528
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: bring on my fish, and no one has ever stopped me.

1529
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,960
Speaker 1: Maybe they just didn't make a big deal out of it.

1530
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 1: They were not allowing us to conversate at all because

1531
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: they were thinking that we're gonna do some like secret

1532
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 1: exchange throughout the airport. Even after I was no longer

1533
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,560
Speaker 1: in possession with the fish, they still continue to have

1534
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:01,719
Speaker 1: security around us, follow us through the airport and escort

1535
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,360
Speaker 1: it onto our plane, as if like we brought something

1536
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:09,280
Speaker 1: bad into the airport. Dang, that was my pet, and

1537
01:22:09,439 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 1: just because it wasn't a cat or a dog, it

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01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 1: wasn't as important. Okay, first of all, conversate what was

1539
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:18,320
Speaker 1: the word she used? And then she said dang. I

1540
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: love the word dang, so I like her. All right,

1541
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,560
Speaker 1: she's trying to kill that fish. Let's matter. Let's go

1542
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,040
Speaker 1: over to YouTube. They put together the news bloopers of

1543
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. Now, the one everyone's talking about is a

1544
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,760
Speaker 1: guy from Minnesota. He does his sports on the early

1545
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: morning show. He has a crutch word. Let's see if

1546
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:37,720
Speaker 1: you could spot it. Supervisor comes and she says, unfortunately,

1547
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 1: you cannot put your fish on cephone. I like the

1548
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 1: Fish Store so much. Here's the guy who has a crutch,

1549
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: a crutch phrase he uses all the time. We all

1550
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,080
Speaker 1: have FEF fans and his live out at STAC With

1551
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:51,760
Speaker 1: reaction from flyers Jeff Yeah, guys, yeah, guys, yeah, guys, yeah,

1552
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:53,800
Speaker 1: guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah,

1553
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: guys yeah, guys yeah, good morning, guys, yeah, guys, yeah,

1554
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:58,559
Speaker 1: guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah, guys yeah,

1555
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 1: guys yeah, guys. See. The thing is, if you do reporting,

1556
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 1: or you do what we do every day, you say

1557
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: these things over and over. You don't know you're doing

1558
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:06,960
Speaker 1: it because I know we all have them. Yes, all right,

1559
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:10,160
Speaker 1: it is this guy's birthday. He does have a holiday song,

1560
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,080
Speaker 1: not as good as Mariah Carries, but still it is

1561
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:19,839
Speaker 1: the holiday season, so DMX better than Mariah carries. DMX

1562
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 1: O God, look at it. How can you say that's

1563
01:23:34,479 --> 01:23:37,720
Speaker 1: not that's not as good as Mariah Carries. That fabulous

1564
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,880
Speaker 1: by the way, originally done at the Breakfast Club. I

1565
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,600
Speaker 1: know we said we're gonna keep everybody updated with the

1566
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,200
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. DMX originally did that song with the Breakfast

1567
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,679
Speaker 1: Club all right, do you want to do the countdown

1568
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,800
Speaker 1: or you want to play with that later. Let's play

1569
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 1: with that later. All right. If you know what I'm saying,

1570
01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 1: thank you, you're a good American. I love it. All right,

1571
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 1: let's get into Gandhi headlines. Ganda, what is going on

1572
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 1: while the rest of us are sleeping? You tell us

1573
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:00,840
Speaker 1: what you learned while you were awake. A partial government

1574
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,080
Speaker 1: shutdown could happen at the end of this week. Only

1575
01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:05,560
Speaker 1: twenty five percent of the government would be effected, but

1576
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,040
Speaker 1: President Trump recently said he would be proud to shut

1577
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,640
Speaker 1: down the government over border security as he waits for

1578
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: the five billion dollars for the border wall. Democrats will

1579
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:15,880
Speaker 1: take control of the House January third, and people say

1580
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 1: they have little incentive to agree to this. Astronomers say

1581
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,760
Speaker 1: a newly discovered dwarf planet is the most far out

1582
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 1: object in the Solar System. Scientists are calling the object

1583
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 1: far out because it's more than one hundred times farther

1584
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 1: from the Sun than the Earth, and it is likely

1585
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,880
Speaker 1: a dwarf planet that is more than three hundred miles

1586
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:37,520
Speaker 1: in diameter. Utah is about to have the nation's strictest

1587
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,760
Speaker 1: alcohol consumption limit. They want to change the standard for

1588
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 1: being drunk from point eight to point o five has

1589
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 1: the blood alcohol limit. The law, which will take effect

1590
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:48,799
Speaker 1: on December thirtieth, was passed in an effort to reduce

1591
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 1: deaths related to drunk driving. Some critics say that it's

1592
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 1: really just going to punish people who happen to be

1593
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:57,080
Speaker 1: near the legal limit right now. A new report shows

1594
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,360
Speaker 1: that more journalists were targeted by murder and violence twenty

1595
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: eighteen than any other year since records have been kept.

1596
01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,320
Speaker 1: The report out today from a group called Reporters Without Borders,

1597
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:09,160
Speaker 1: wings politicians and public figures around the world who stir

1598
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:12,040
Speaker 1: up contempt for journalists in the media. In all, eighty

1599
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:15,120
Speaker 1: journalists were reported kill, most of whom were murdered. Three

1600
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:18,000
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty journalists were being detained, and another sixty

1601
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:22,919
Speaker 1: are hostages. And a New jerseyman is celebrating his amazing

1602
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,840
Speaker 1: oyster meal because he hit the jackpot while having lunch

1603
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 1: with a friend at the Oyster Bar in Manhattan's Grand

1604
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:31,640
Speaker 1: Central Terminal earlier this month. Great story it is. He

1605
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,880
Speaker 1: been into something hard thought he lost a filling, maybe

1606
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,439
Speaker 1: a tooth, but instead he found a p shaped pearl.

1607
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,280
Speaker 1: That's worth about four thousand dollars. He said, can you

1608
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,439
Speaker 1: imagine no finding a pearl in your oyster? Now, a

1609
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:44,320
Speaker 1: lot of people think oysters are like ikey gooey. I

1610
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,840
Speaker 1: love oysters because number one, they make your horny. Number

1611
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: two they give you jewelry. They're little treasure chests. If

1612
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 1: you fin it's like having a sugar daddy. They make

1613
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 1: your horny and give me jewelry. This guy says he's

1614
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:56,519
Speaker 1: not gonna sell it because he thinks it's lucky. Since

1615
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,439
Speaker 1: jewelers say that the odds of finding a pearl in

1616
01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 1: a restaurant oyster are one in ten thousand, you know

1617
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:04,519
Speaker 1: it's happened at that restaurant before people are getting yeah,

1618
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,559
Speaker 1: at the at the oyster bar at Grand Central, Oh,

1619
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go roll the dice over there.

1620
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:10,679
Speaker 1: Do it. I will sell it and have it a praise.

1621
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,240
Speaker 1: It'll be great. Alli Gandhi, thank you very much. Live

1622
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 1: tweeting every morning. Follow us on Twitter at Nelvis Durantio

1623
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:20,240
Speaker 1: Elvis duran in the Morning Show. If you'll like us

1624
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,559
Speaker 1: around here and you like a little naughty, crazy fun

1625
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 1: with your friends, go get the Privacy board game. We

1626
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:28,120
Speaker 1: love playing this game and you will too buy it

1627
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:30,840
Speaker 1: today at Target, Barnes and Noble or wherever you buy

1628
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:39,679
Speaker 1: board game. Nelvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey guys,

1629
01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:41,080
Speaker 1: you know how much I love you. I want to

1630
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:43,720
Speaker 1: introduce someone to you and you to someone who I

1631
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 1: think is very important you need to know. Carlos Carlos

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01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:51,000
Speaker 1: on line twenty four. Hi Carlos, good morning. All right,

1633
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:53,680
Speaker 1: hey buddy, thank you for listening to us. May I

1634
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,599
Speaker 1: talk about you for a second. Well, are you okay

1635
01:26:55,640 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 1: with that? Oh? Yeah, okay. Back on September eleventh, two

1636
01:27:02,240 --> 01:27:05,040
Speaker 1: thousand and one, we were doing our show here on

1637
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:08,800
Speaker 1: the radio stations one hundred in New York when airplanes

1638
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 1: hit the World Trade Towers, and of course here in

1639
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:14,280
Speaker 1: New York and in DC, hit the Pentagon and out

1640
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:17,559
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. A lot of heroes on board that plane

1641
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 1: that was hijacked did their best to save everyone. Unfortunately

1642
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 1: they all died out there. That was one of the

1643
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:27,599
Speaker 1: worst days, if not the worst day, in many people's lives. Yeah,

1644
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:30,599
Speaker 1: and calls. You were listening to us that morning, weren't you? Yeah?

1645
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: I was. I was. Actually it was my first day

1646
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:37,600
Speaker 1: at college. I was in Kingsborough and Brooklyn, and I

1647
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:42,160
Speaker 1: actually heard the plane hit the building. Everybody left and

1648
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:46,320
Speaker 1: Brantois caused to try to get home and the bridge

1649
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 1: was closed. So basically I was trapped in Brooklyn and

1650
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 1: I was listening to you guys, and you kept reporting

1651
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,760
Speaker 1: every time it was an opening and they were letting

1652
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,640
Speaker 1: cause go right, and one of the times you did it,

1653
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:03,040
Speaker 1: I actually made it across the bridge. Thank god, I

1654
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:06,000
Speaker 1: got home. And after that the bridge was closed and

1655
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:10,200
Speaker 1: people didn't get home for hours. It was unreal. One

1656
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:11,800
Speaker 1: a moving day that was, and you know, and it

1657
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,320
Speaker 1: really inspired a lot of people to do something different

1658
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:17,880
Speaker 1: or more with their lives. And Carlos decided after that

1659
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:22,240
Speaker 1: day to to UH enlist and go into UH. And

1660
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:24,840
Speaker 1: did you go into the army or who did you join?

1661
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:28,680
Speaker 1: I went. I went into the Coast Guard signed that

1662
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:32,880
Speaker 1: month and UH. I actually got stationed UH in New

1663
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 1: York was the Colost Guard Station New York. I did

1664
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:40,240
Speaker 1: search and rescue, and then I did I went to

1665
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,439
Speaker 1: a tactical operation unit that was formed after nine to

1666
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:47,640
Speaker 1: eleven that was basically anti terrorism. Here that if you

1667
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,959
Speaker 1: guys inspired me to do a lot, you're actually inspired

1668
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 1: me to go back to college now and that's the thing.

1669
01:28:54,360 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: Something actually tomorrow, tomorrow, what happy birthday. So let's Carlos.

1670
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,840
Speaker 1: Carlos did that. I mean he was moved to serve

1671
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: his country, and he did so and stayed home and

1672
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 1: kept us safe in the waters around New York City,

1673
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:10,800
Speaker 1: which is all water really, and we thank you for that.

1674
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: But you wanted to go back to college. So now

1675
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:17,400
Speaker 1: you're going back to school and you're ready, you're ready

1676
01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:20,240
Speaker 1: to move on to another chapter. So I want to

1677
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,920
Speaker 1: do something for you, Carlos. We're going to give you

1678
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,519
Speaker 1: a two hundred dollars cash gift card from our friends

1679
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:27,760
Speaker 1: in the at Wells Fargo. You know, they have this

1680
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:30,519
Speaker 1: new card called the Propel Card. And what they do

1681
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:34,320
Speaker 1: with a Propel card, it's Wells Fargo Propel Card powered

1682
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:37,200
Speaker 1: by American Express. They give you triple the points when

1683
01:29:37,240 --> 01:29:40,120
Speaker 1: you order in or eat out, whatever traveling commuting. So

1684
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 1: that two hundred dollars gift card, we're going to triple

1685
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:45,799
Speaker 1: it to six hundred dollars and send it your way, Carlos,

1686
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,600
Speaker 1: because you're sure if you're going back to school, you

1687
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 1: need some money. Man, you're gonna pay for the rain

1688
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:54,960
Speaker 1: for me, Like you're not even knowing it my whole life.

1689
01:29:55,479 --> 01:29:59,320
Speaker 1: My mother passed away, every major, when I got married,

1690
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: mething in my life. You guys have always been there,

1691
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:06,719
Speaker 1: and no matter how hot I got, I always counting

1692
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: on you guys being then. No matter where I was stationed,

1693
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:12,760
Speaker 1: every morning, you guys were there to make me laugh.

1694
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:16,719
Speaker 1: And I love you guys, and Carlos, thank you guys

1695
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,840
Speaker 1: so much. Now me and my kids listening to you

1696
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:22,320
Speaker 1: guys every morning. Actually we're making a game. We listened

1697
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,800
Speaker 1: to the phone tap, but we're trying to call homb

1698
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,280
Speaker 1: and win and it kind of take their mind off

1699
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:32,639
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm driving them to school. Well, Carlos,

1700
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,600
Speaker 1: you know what another reason for us to come to

1701
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:37,240
Speaker 1: work knowing that you are listening. Thank you for all

1702
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,559
Speaker 1: you've done for us, and thanks to of course, uh

1703
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: the propelled card Wells Fargo powered by Mary expressed. Enjoy

1704
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:46,760
Speaker 1: your six hundred dollars anyway you want to spend it

1705
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:49,160
Speaker 1: on you and the kids and have fun at school,

1706
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:56,280
Speaker 1: I'll join it. It's actually going to take a final

1707
01:30:56,479 --> 01:31:00,439
Speaker 1: right now by allege. Oh god, that's kind of nervous.

1708
01:31:00,479 --> 01:31:02,559
Speaker 1: I'm getting sweaty palms thinking about it. All right, Carlos,

1709
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,080
Speaker 1: We're so happy to listen. Yeah, we can't help you.

1710
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,080
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, Carlos. Wow, don't you love hearing stories?

1711
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:11,000
Speaker 1: I mean everyone has a story in Carlos, the story

1712
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:13,720
Speaker 1: is such a superstar story. Yeah. And of course this

1713
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:17,599
Speaker 1: Propel card from Wells Fargo, U triple the points because

1714
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,280
Speaker 1: I love getting points when I do things, because you

1715
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 1: I use. I actually bought an airline ticket with points

1716
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:24,439
Speaker 1: the other day because I've been saving them up for

1717
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:27,840
Speaker 1: so long. That's awesome. So you can use these rewards

1718
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,920
Speaker 1: for the things you do every day. The Propel card

1719
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:35,360
Speaker 1: by Wells Fargo, powered by American Express. And there you go, Carlos, definitely, definitely,

1720
01:31:35,439 --> 01:31:37,519
Speaker 1: so happy to have you listening to us. Isn't that cool?

1721
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 1: That's so cool. All that money's gonna get them like

1722
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:43,960
Speaker 1: half a book, six hundred dollars, I know, yeah, the

1723
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,640
Speaker 1: first half. All right, Well, so why we're on the

1724
01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:50,600
Speaker 1: the the wave of being important and doing things that

1725
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:58,280
Speaker 1: are life changing? Question? Is a hot dog a taco? Oh? No,

1726
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:06,920
Speaker 1: hot dog? It's a dug taco. Taco's a taco, all right, debated,

1727
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 1: It's a taco. Let me hear it. It's a taco.

1728
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,519
Speaker 1: How is it a taco because it's it's got the

1729
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:15,599
Speaker 1: carb on the outside and stuffing on the inside. What's

1730
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,760
Speaker 1: the difference? Well, then how come a hot dogs like then?

1731
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:23,120
Speaker 1: Why can't you say the opposite? You can? I just

1732
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,240
Speaker 1: want to say, if a hot dog is not a sandwich,

1733
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:27,360
Speaker 1: and I know we've had that debate, then it has

1734
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:31,879
Speaker 1: to be a taco because it's continuous carb that's folded.

1735
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:34,840
Speaker 1: So either it's it's a sandwiches the two pieces, but

1736
01:32:34,960 --> 01:32:40,680
Speaker 1: a taco is one piece? Here do we have to

1737
01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:43,599
Speaker 1: argue this is dumb? But break it down to its

1738
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:47,680
Speaker 1: absolute chorus. Sandwich is two pieces of any starch with

1739
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:51,200
Speaker 1: a filling in between. A hot dog shouldn't really qualify

1740
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:54,280
Speaker 1: for that because it's a filling just between one folded starch.

1741
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:57,320
Speaker 1: But that should make a hot dog a taco. I

1742
01:32:57,439 --> 01:33:04,920
Speaker 1: think filling inside of a folded starch, that's a taco. So,

1743
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:06,880
Speaker 1: but then what is an open face in which if

1744
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:11,280
Speaker 1: there's only one? Now, okay, vanilla soy latte, are you

1745
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,680
Speaker 1: with me? Yes? A soy is a soy bean? Is

1746
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:19,160
Speaker 1: that really bean soup? Vanilla bean soup? Oh my, yes,

1747
01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:22,040
Speaker 1: yes it is. I'm gonna start drinking it with a spoon.

1748
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:28,679
Speaker 1: See we go from very very cool to very very stupid.

1749
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,840
Speaker 1: I can't flash of a light. I can't wait to

1750
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,960
Speaker 1: go to Taco Bell in order my taco hot dog

1751
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,760
Speaker 1: and they look at me and go, what the hell

1752
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? All this talk about tacos did

1753
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:40,280
Speaker 1: really make me want to talk about I loved It's

1754
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 1: Taco Tuesday. Oh my god, I'm doing it. I'm so

1755
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,360
Speaker 1: excited Taco Tuesday. Is it time for the Danielle Report?

1756
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:53,760
Speaker 1: I think so, Danielle. Yeah, what's going on? Conversation? I'm sorry,

1757
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:58,000
Speaker 1: daniel Do we disappoint you sometimes? Oh? Wait, hold on, guys,

1758
01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,280
Speaker 1: hold on. Do you know what they're playing on north

1759
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: Pole Radio right now? What Gayla Peevie? Yes, on north

1760
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:13,960
Speaker 1: Pole Radio. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas? What's that problem?

1761
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:20,160
Speaker 1: This was gone? Here we go, Okay, this is gone.

1762
01:34:20,840 --> 01:34:27,360
Speaker 1: I want a hippapotomus for Christmas. Hippi bottomus will do?

1763
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:32,240
Speaker 1: There we go? Don't want to die? Oh die? Take

1764
01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:38,839
Speaker 1: your toys if the bottom must, and if the bottom

1765
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:43,400
Speaker 1: mus is like we do. This is why you should

1766
01:34:43,439 --> 01:34:45,559
Speaker 1: listen to north Pole Radio and your heart radio app

1767
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:48,599
Speaker 1: online nine is Izzy. Let's go talk to isz Hi?

1768
01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 1: Is he? How you doing? God? How are you? We're

1769
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:54,000
Speaker 1: doing well? About to get into the Daniel report, but

1770
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:55,439
Speaker 1: we had to stop down and seeing I want a

1771
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,360
Speaker 1: hippopotamus for Christmas? So why are you cringing? What's the problem?

1772
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 1: Is he? What the deal? I mean? First off, I'm

1773
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:06,080
Speaker 1: an immigrant and I've been here for like, I don't know,

1774
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:09,080
Speaker 1: almost thirty years. However, we're happy to have you. But

1775
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,519
Speaker 1: there is a however I feel I feel coming on

1776
01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 1: because I'm listening and you guys debating hot dog tackle

1777
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:21,920
Speaker 1: and then somebody throw in a sandwich. Oh you should

1778
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:25,080
Speaker 1: know this. A hot dog is named for a reason.

1779
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:29,720
Speaker 1: It's a hot dog. It's named after duckson, it's a

1780
01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:34,000
Speaker 1: sausage and a bun. It's not a dog. Are you

1781
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:40,640
Speaker 1: out of your mind? It's okay, you know what? Not

1782
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:43,519
Speaker 1: not named after a dog. But it's a hot dog.

1783
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:45,680
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a you know, it's a

1784
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:49,479
Speaker 1: hot dog, but a taco ta dog. No, it's not. No,

1785
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:54,519
Speaker 1: it's not. You're not offending the pot dog and you're

1786
01:35:54,560 --> 01:36:01,280
Speaker 1: offending the tackle, are you snow? I'm telling you, I'm

1787
01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:04,760
Speaker 1: telling you, you know what. All these debates with comparing Ravioli,

1788
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:09,960
Speaker 1: Supero Algies and you know and one Han Supergies. Guys,

1789
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:14,320
Speaker 1: dog is all right? Is he? You know what? I

1790
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:16,439
Speaker 1: will say? At least at least I know you're you're

1791
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 1: listening every day. I appreciate that, is he? Thank you

1792
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 1: so much? I do you know? Come on, basically New Yorkers,

1793
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:31,000
Speaker 1: New Yorkers, Yes, is he gonna hold on yourself. We're

1794
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:33,080
Speaker 1: just trying to make you mad and it's working. Hold on?

1795
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:40,400
Speaker 1: What seconds? All right? Hold on today? Everyone's yelling at us, Hello, Louis, Hey, guys,

1796
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:45,000
Speaker 1: hello lady. What's going on? Um? All right? First of all,

1797
01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:51,639
Speaker 1: there's no comparison hot dog, Taco, the taco and green.

1798
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:54,439
Speaker 1: So if anybody ever called the gyro of burrito, I'm

1799
01:36:54,439 --> 01:36:59,000
Speaker 1: going to break the hell out. I don't need another

1800
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:02,600
Speaker 1: mad Greek guy on our phone. All right, Louis, we

1801
01:37:02,840 --> 01:37:04,720
Speaker 1: love you, have a safe drive. Thanks for listening every day.

1802
01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:07,040
Speaker 1: We'll stop We'll stop this nonsense, I promise. All right,

1803
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:12,640
Speaker 1: let's get into the Daniel report. What is it? Panini? Cada? No,

1804
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:16,440
Speaker 1: it's a pressed sandwich. I don't know what is cadia?

1805
01:37:16,640 --> 01:37:18,960
Speaker 1: It's pressed? Wait? Is a case a taco? If it's

1806
01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:22,000
Speaker 1: a fold case. It is not pressed. Well, it's just

1807
01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:24,360
Speaker 1: a tortilla. I'm taco for tortilla with crap in the middle.

1808
01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:27,960
Speaker 1: Why can't we just leave it as what it is? Because? Okay, Ton, Daniel,

1809
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,519
Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about on this stupid show?

1810
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:33,120
Speaker 1: I get up at the ass crack of dawn every

1811
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:34,439
Speaker 1: day like you, and I gotta come up with a

1812
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,639
Speaker 1: list of stupid crack to talk about it. Talk about

1813
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:41,879
Speaker 1: fight for people about this all day? All right, Daniel?

1814
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,360
Speaker 1: All right? There is the radio station in Kentucky that

1815
01:37:44,439 --> 01:37:47,040
Speaker 1: played baby It's Cold Outside for two straight hours on

1816
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:50,200
Speaker 1: Sunday morning because they are just tired of the controversy

1817
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:53,799
Speaker 1: and they're so timely. Yes, exactly when did Julia Roberts

1818
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:56,440
Speaker 1: know that she made it? Well? She said somebody recognized

1819
01:37:56,479 --> 01:38:00,240
Speaker 1: her from Mystic Pizza asked her for an autograph while

1820
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:03,280
Speaker 1: she was on the toilet in a movie theater bathroom.

1821
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 1: Probably not the time to ask a celebrity for an autograph.

1822
01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:09,720
Speaker 1: They're a captive audience. It's probably a great time. No,

1823
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,760
Speaker 1: it's not anywhere. Ryan Reynolds send some cool gifts to

1824
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:15,600
Speaker 1: a guy that hijacked two Avengers endgame web domains and

1825
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,320
Speaker 1: redirected them to the Deadpool site. The guy is now

1826
01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:21,679
Speaker 1: trying to trade those gifts for tickets to the Avengers premiere.

1827
01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:24,320
Speaker 1: We'll see if he gets those in my feelings. By

1828
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,719
Speaker 1: Drake topping the Rolling Stone list of the best songs

1829
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:30,440
Speaker 1: of the year, congratulations to him. An offset has apologized

1830
01:38:30,439 --> 01:38:32,559
Speaker 1: for coming on stage during Cardi B set to try

1831
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:35,280
Speaker 1: and win her back. Cardi's publicists helped him pull off

1832
01:38:35,320 --> 01:38:38,040
Speaker 1: the stunt. They're all friends. The publicist is close to

1833
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 1: both of them. Wanted to help, thought they were doing

1834
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:43,760
Speaker 1: the right thing. Obviously backfired, But I think you know

1835
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:47,840
Speaker 1: we're moving on. He loves her, He loves her. I

1836
01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:50,639
Speaker 1: want to know what he did. Are thinking he cheated

1837
01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:52,080
Speaker 1: on it? Yeah, but I think there was some plot.

1838
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:56,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, something recently happen while you're thinking about

1839
01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:58,519
Speaker 1: what he did to piss off Cardi B. It is true.

1840
01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:05,600
Speaker 1: A pop tart is a ravio, Yes, fo ravioli. All

1841
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:09,120
Speaker 1: you people, the fifteen season finale of The Voices on tonight.

1842
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1845
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Speaker 1: What the hell's the name of the movie. We like,

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1847
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Speaker 1: You know that you saw it yourself? I did. I

1848
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:33,640
Speaker 1: saw it last night. That's died away a dumpling or not? No,

1849
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:37,120
Speaker 1: back off my gold microphone. You're not true? What make

1850
01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:39,680
Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Who why would you even say of

1851
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:42,000
Speaker 1: ravioli and a pop tart of the same thing? Give me,

1852
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:44,840
Speaker 1: give me the reason, because they just are. Let's move on. Hey,

1853
01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna dwell, all right, I have to do

1854
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:52,040
Speaker 1: it a commercial for telestrations after dark and I don't

1855
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:57,519
Speaker 1: have the coffee. Pa, I knew that by memory. All right,

1856
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,280
Speaker 1: here we go. We're about to do a commercial for privacy.

1857
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,000
Speaker 1: Let's go moveing, move it, move it. Here we go,

1858
01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:04,240
Speaker 1: Here we go. What are you doing? I'm getting questions

1859
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:09,000
Speaker 1: out of the box. More from the Mercedes Bands interview lounge.

1860
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:12,920
Speaker 1: She's welcome halls. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. We are

1861
01:40:12,960 --> 01:40:15,240
Speaker 1: walking in. You think we can maybe convince them to

1862
01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:17,840
Speaker 1: move the show to like a more reasonable time. Here's

1863
01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:20,479
Speaker 1: the tree question, Halsey, is a more reasonable time noon

1864
01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:23,280
Speaker 1: or two amends? What kind of interview. You want out

1865
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:26,360
Speaker 1: of the walk to you by the twenty eighteen Mercedes

1866
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: Benz Winter Event. The lights are up, the stockings are hung,

1867
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,560
Speaker 1: and it's time to put on your driving mittens. The

1868
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:34,679
Speaker 1: Mercedes Benz Winter Event is here. Visit your local dealership

1869
01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:37,599
Speaker 1: for a test drive today. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1870
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 1: you know what we have and every family needs one.

1871
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,719
Speaker 1: Here at the Morning Show, we have our own game

1872
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,880
Speaker 1: closet and it's filling up. You know. Telestrations after Dark

1873
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:46,519
Speaker 1: is one of our favorite games of all time, and

1874
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:51,160
Speaker 1: now the game Privacy, the board game. We need more

1875
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 1: games after this year, but we haven't worn our Privacy

1876
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,800
Speaker 1: game out yet. We're having way too much fun with it.

1877
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,080
Speaker 1: There are so many questions that we haven't even touched upon,

1878
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:02,120
Speaker 1: Like have you ever stuffed your bra or pants to

1879
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:06,960
Speaker 1: look more in doubt? No? Would yeah? Yeah, I think

1880
01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:10,200
Speaker 1: all girls have done it. Would you wait? Wait? Wait,

1881
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 1: you you stuff your pants? Nosing down pants or brah? Yes?

1882
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:18,080
Speaker 1: Would you be willing to wife swap for a weekend?

1883
01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm not married. No? Do you still talk to the

1884
01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:26,920
Speaker 1: first person you had sex with? They're dead? Oh? Oh,

1885
01:41:27,439 --> 01:41:31,720
Speaker 1: you're just depressing. The cool thing about privacy of the

1886
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,360
Speaker 1: game is these are questions you would not ask anyone

1887
01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:36,160
Speaker 1: unless they know they're in for a night of a

1888
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: lot of fun and some of it can get kind

1889
01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:39,479
Speaker 1: of a round chat. I think it would be a

1890
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:42,040
Speaker 1: first date game. Well why not? I mean, you have

1891
01:41:42,120 --> 01:41:44,160
Speaker 1: nothing to lose at that point. Air it out? Do

1892
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:46,280
Speaker 1: you have stray do you have stray hairs growing in

1893
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:50,400
Speaker 1: embarrassing places? Know that? Or do you air it out? Privacy?

1894
01:41:50,439 --> 01:41:52,639
Speaker 1: The game is available at Target, Barnes and Noble, wherever

1895
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:55,120
Speaker 1: the games are sold. I've got mine at Target. Privacy

1896
01:41:55,160 --> 01:42:04,800
Speaker 1: the game. Pick it up right now from show. Hey,

1897
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,000
Speaker 1: you know what, it's really funny we're talking over the

1898
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 1: weekend about kids. Kids, especially during the holidays. I mean,

1899
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:13,080
Speaker 1: they really are the spark plugs that make Christmas and

1900
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:15,840
Speaker 1: the holidays more fun, more festive, more colorful, you know,

1901
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:18,320
Speaker 1: and you you actually go that extra mile when you

1902
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,000
Speaker 1: have kids in your life to make sure they see

1903
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,559
Speaker 1: the tree, make sure they see the fun, and they

1904
01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:24,360
Speaker 1: bring out the kid in us. There are kids around

1905
01:42:24,439 --> 01:42:27,800
Speaker 1: the world, though, who are living in situations and it's

1906
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 1: not their fault that they aren't getting anything to eat.

1907
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:33,320
Speaker 1: It's not these kids fault that they don't have supplies

1908
01:42:33,360 --> 01:42:35,840
Speaker 1: for school, or they're not getting the medical attention they

1909
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:39,679
Speaker 1: need or vaccinations, this and that because of the government

1910
01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:43,040
Speaker 1: in the country that runs the country where they're living.

1911
01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:45,200
Speaker 1: It's it's not fair. And so this is why we

1912
01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:47,280
Speaker 1: love UNA SEF. And every year we have Carol Stern,

1913
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:51,599
Speaker 1: who's the president and CEO of UNICEF USA, come see us. Hi, Carol,

1914
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:54,880
Speaker 1: how are you? Good morning? And because I know you

1915
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:58,040
Speaker 1: fly probably more than anyone else every year into these countries,

1916
01:42:58,080 --> 01:43:00,080
Speaker 1: we would never think about wanting to fly to. I

1917
01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:04,479
Speaker 1: know you went to Uh weren't you in Bangladesh? Yeah,

1918
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,519
Speaker 1: just a couple of weeks ago. I was in Bangladesh. Fact, yeah,

1919
01:43:08,120 --> 01:43:10,559
Speaker 1: we Rohinga have come in from me and r into

1920
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,679
Speaker 1: Bangladesh and I was we're in the refugee camp there,

1921
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:17,080
Speaker 1: an unbelievable refugee camp as a matter of fact. And

1922
01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:19,439
Speaker 1: so what UNI SEP's doing and I think this is great.

1923
01:43:19,479 --> 01:43:21,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's such a it's actually a very

1924
01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:27,679
Speaker 1: happy story with very sad chapters because of the political

1925
01:43:28,479 --> 01:43:33,240
Speaker 1: the climate in Bangladesh, in the violence that people are

1926
01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:37,400
Speaker 1: fledding into Bangladesh from. You know, these kids they're paying

1927
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:40,679
Speaker 1: a price. They didn't they didn't do anything. So Une Carol,

1928
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,840
Speaker 1: you guys, what are you doing for the kids there

1929
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:44,760
Speaker 1: to help them out in these camps? Well, you know,

1930
01:43:44,880 --> 01:43:47,040
Speaker 1: first of all, you're so right because we don't get

1931
01:43:47,080 --> 01:43:49,040
Speaker 1: to pick where we're born, and we surely wouldn't pick

1932
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:52,160
Speaker 1: a conflict zone or object poverty if we had a choice.

1933
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:56,160
Speaker 1: So these kids have crossed the Rhinga, have crossed into Bangladesh.

1934
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:59,240
Speaker 1: We have been participating with other agencies and putting up

1935
01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:02,120
Speaker 1: the camp. And what UNISEEF does in the camps we

1936
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:05,360
Speaker 1: create child friendly spaces, places where a kid can just

1937
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:08,120
Speaker 1: be a kid, you know, where they can sing, they

1938
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:10,120
Speaker 1: can dance, they can play, they can draw, and we

1939
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:12,360
Speaker 1: try to then use that time to get them the

1940
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:16,280
Speaker 1: psychosocial support that they need because they have just born

1941
01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:20,519
Speaker 1: witness to extreme violence, extreme poverty, etc. We also do

1942
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:23,000
Speaker 1: the water and sanitation. I'm not really sure why, but

1943
01:44:23,160 --> 01:44:25,760
Speaker 1: UNI SEP seems to be the plumbers in these situations.

1944
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Good but bottom line, we do whatever it takes to

1945
01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:33,080
Speaker 1: save a child, to ensure that child gets a childhood

1946
01:44:33,120 --> 01:44:36,719
Speaker 1: and gets the opportunity to thrive. So so Gandhi Danielle,

1947
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:38,680
Speaker 1: imagine you're a little girl, and you're in bed and

1948
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:41,400
Speaker 1: you're sleeping, and you know that your mom and dad

1949
01:44:41,439 --> 01:44:42,880
Speaker 1: are in the other room, and you know they're there

1950
01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:44,320
Speaker 1: to keep you safe. And then your mom wakes hip

1951
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:46,640
Speaker 1: and says, we gotta go, We gotta get out of here.

1952
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:49,680
Speaker 1: And you are now a part of this big migration

1953
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:53,680
Speaker 1: going on. It's happening, you know, Syria, Yemen, and of

1954
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:57,200
Speaker 1: course just south of the border here in the United States.

1955
01:44:57,439 --> 01:44:59,840
Speaker 1: These kids, no matter what the politics of the situation are,

1956
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:02,000
Speaker 1: they're still kids and they're they're paying the price, and

1957
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:04,240
Speaker 1: they don't have any idea what's going on or why

1958
01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:07,040
Speaker 1: going on. You know, they are innocent. Yeah, just leave,

1959
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:08,360
Speaker 1: get out of your bed. We got to get out

1960
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:11,760
Speaker 1: of this country. And so these kids are definitely paying

1961
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:14,640
Speaker 1: the price. They are, you know, and I and I

1962
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,880
Speaker 1: get the privilege to sit down and talk to them

1963
01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:19,519
Speaker 1: and hear their stories, you know, of living in the

1964
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,840
Speaker 1: woods for three weeks of walking. You know. I was

1965
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:24,080
Speaker 1: just I just came back from Tuana two days ago

1966
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:26,920
Speaker 1: and talked with a family that had walked forty five

1967
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:29,280
Speaker 1: days to get there. They had already been there for

1968
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:31,160
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. And I said to one of

1969
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,040
Speaker 1: the kids, you know, when did you last eat? And

1970
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:34,519
Speaker 1: he kind of looked at me, and he looked and

1971
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:36,000
Speaker 1: he thought for a while. You know, you see the

1972
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,720
Speaker 1: steam coming out of a kid's ears, and he said, well,

1973
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 1: I didn't eat yesterday. Let me think about that. I

1974
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:45,040
Speaker 1: think I hate the day before. Okay, wow, you know,

1975
01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:47,040
Speaker 1: and I just sit there and I think I'm going

1976
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:49,040
Speaker 1: to tuck mine in, you know, I'm going to put

1977
01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:51,800
Speaker 1: those gifts under the tree, you know, bake a lot

1978
01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:54,600
Speaker 1: of cookies. And my kids, you know, they got the

1979
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:56,439
Speaker 1: good seat at the table. This kid didn't even get

1980
01:45:56,439 --> 01:45:59,679
Speaker 1: a chair. You know. It's there's something wrong with that picture.

1981
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,360
Speaker 1: And there is nothing political about saving the life of

1982
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:06,439
Speaker 1: a child. These are not Latin America's children, me and

1983
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:10,280
Speaker 1: Mars children, Syrian kids, Yemen kids. These are kids, and

1984
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:13,280
Speaker 1: we've just got to start seeing the mess children and

1985
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:16,639
Speaker 1: forget the politics and do what's right for children, all right, Carol.

1986
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:18,599
Speaker 1: We all grew up hearing about UNISEF, not really knowing

1987
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:20,880
Speaker 1: exactly what they did because we were kids, you know.

1988
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:23,519
Speaker 1: But now in UNICEF's been doing this for so many years. If,

1989
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:26,360
Speaker 1: for instance, if someone gives ten dollars to units of today,

1990
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:28,760
Speaker 1: or one hundred dollars or they plays to give ten

1991
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:31,160
Speaker 1: dollars a month for a year. Whatever where does the

1992
01:46:31,240 --> 01:46:33,680
Speaker 1: money go? Who gets that? Sure? So you know, like

1993
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:36,560
Speaker 1: one dollar buys enough good, clean drinking water for a

1994
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:39,400
Speaker 1: child for twenty days. So just think about that, all right.

1995
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:41,479
Speaker 1: UNICEF is on the ground in one hundred and ninety

1996
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 1: countries and territories. Ten dollars provides an entire family with

1997
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,719
Speaker 1: anti malaria bednets. Twenty bucks will be a classroom worth

1998
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:53,360
Speaker 1: of kids, get schoolbooks, they get pencils. You know, the

1999
01:46:53,520 --> 01:46:56,960
Speaker 1: dollars go really really far and you can be part

2000
01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:59,800
Speaker 1: of it. Just go to UNICEF USA all one word,

2001
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:04,080
Speaker 1: uni CEFUSA dot org and there are all kinds of

2002
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:08,240
Speaker 1: opportunities to support what we're doing. Well. So, okay, so

2003
01:47:08,439 --> 01:47:10,680
Speaker 1: you went south of the border, you were in Tijuana.

2004
01:47:10,960 --> 01:47:13,160
Speaker 1: You actually took a trip to Bangladesh to check out

2005
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:17,080
Speaker 1: the refugee camps. You see all sorts of stuff around

2006
01:47:17,080 --> 01:47:18,639
Speaker 1: the world that makes you sad. What do you see

2007
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,920
Speaker 1: that makes you happy? What are you seeing out there

2008
01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:23,080
Speaker 1: in the world, Because the world news is typically about

2009
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:27,240
Speaker 1: pain and suffering, What is good that's going on in

2010
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:31,320
Speaker 1: the world? And probably is going on because of people

2011
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:33,960
Speaker 1: who help people who need help. You know what I'm saying.

2012
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:37,080
Speaker 1: There is something positive happening where you seeing it. And

2013
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,960
Speaker 1: first of all, I get to play with kids. And

2014
01:47:39,080 --> 01:47:42,400
Speaker 1: I will tell you, even in the worst disaster zones,

2015
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:45,080
Speaker 1: in the worst conflict zones, kids are kids. You know.

2016
01:47:45,520 --> 01:47:47,559
Speaker 1: You play soccer in the middle of a refugee camp,

2017
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:49,639
Speaker 1: you forget you're in a refugee camp. You just want

2018
01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:51,080
Speaker 1: to get that ball in the goal, right, you know,

2019
01:47:51,479 --> 01:47:54,640
Speaker 1: and the kids will just crack you up. And I

2020
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:56,599
Speaker 1: remember the first time I went to a refugee camp.

2021
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,240
Speaker 1: I met with a group of thirteen year old girls

2022
01:47:58,280 --> 01:48:00,240
Speaker 1: and I was really nervous about what they were going

2023
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:01,680
Speaker 1: to want to talk to me about. They've been through

2024
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:03,800
Speaker 1: such hell and it was going to be horrible. And

2025
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:06,280
Speaker 1: I sit down and the first question they asked me was, so,

2026
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:10,840
Speaker 1: what are boys in New York like year old girls?

2027
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:14,479
Speaker 1: So that part is definitely there, and in fun. On

2028
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:16,519
Speaker 1: the other side, there are so many good people that

2029
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:19,120
Speaker 1: are doing such good things in Tijuana with the family

2030
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:21,240
Speaker 1: that of the child who hadn't eat and said to me,

2031
01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,320
Speaker 1: you know, there are no bathrooms where we are where

2032
01:48:23,320 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 1: they were living in a tent in the street, she said,

2033
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:26,760
Speaker 1: but there is a priest who comes every day and

2034
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:28,960
Speaker 1: he helps us get into a store to use the

2035
01:48:29,040 --> 01:48:32,360
Speaker 1: bathroom to wash up. Wow. Wow. On the border in Mexico,

2036
01:48:32,439 --> 01:48:36,200
Speaker 1: there's a respite center that is in Texas, excuse me,

2037
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:40,519
Speaker 1: that takes people who have gotten through the border, helps

2038
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:44,160
Speaker 1: them book their bus tickets, gives them soup. There's they

2039
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:46,519
Speaker 1: let them take a shower. There's a whole room of

2040
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,880
Speaker 1: these twenty little bathtubs to bathe your baby. And I

2041
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:51,200
Speaker 1: had so much fun in that room. You know, And

2042
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:55,400
Speaker 1: that that these are just one hundred percent run by volunteers,

2043
01:48:55,520 --> 01:48:58,439
Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, people who genuinely care and

2044
01:48:58,560 --> 01:49:02,960
Speaker 1: just give them themselves. It's awesome. It's really inspiring. Another thing,

2045
01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:06,839
Speaker 1: it's kind of interesting Today's World Migrant Day. It's fascinating

2046
01:49:06,840 --> 01:49:09,200
Speaker 1: that we're talking about this on this day. You can

2047
01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:12,200
Speaker 1: go to UNICEF USA dot org. By the way, if

2048
01:49:12,200 --> 01:49:14,479
Speaker 1: you're just turning us on. We're talking to our friend

2049
01:49:14,680 --> 01:49:18,240
Speaker 1: Carol Stern, who's the CEO president of UNICEF USA. We've

2050
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:19,800
Speaker 1: been hanging out with you for how many years and

2051
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 1: how long ago was it when you took us to Haiti.

2052
01:49:22,479 --> 01:49:25,000
Speaker 1: I know, I was actually thinking about that this morning

2053
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,599
Speaker 1: driving in a little ketchup bottles. We can talk about

2054
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:32,040
Speaker 1: that too, yes, but we had an amazing experience in Haiti,

2055
01:49:32,120 --> 01:49:33,519
Speaker 1: and it was just it was fun to have you

2056
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:36,599
Speaker 1: guys down there, because, first of all, I can share

2057
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,719
Speaker 1: the stories with you, but when you see it firsthand,

2058
01:49:38,840 --> 01:49:41,800
Speaker 1: I think it is an entirely different experience. And we

2059
01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:45,080
Speaker 1: are so appreciative to this station because you help us

2060
01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:47,800
Speaker 1: to get that story told to others. Really, all right,

2061
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:49,680
Speaker 1: well here's what I want to do. I would like

2062
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:52,000
Speaker 1: on behalf of Elvis Story Morning Show. We would like

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Speaker 1: to contribute ten thousand dollars to UNICEF. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: That is really awesome. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And and beyond that, I know everyone can go to

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Speaker 1: could do all sorts of interesting creative things. You could

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Speaker 1: either you know, give ten dollars whatever now, or you

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Speaker 1: could do, which is really popular, the reoccurring monthly gift

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Speaker 1: right you, which is awesome and really that the month.

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Speaker 1: How does that work? And and what's the payoff at

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Speaker 1: the other end. Well, the great news about being a

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Speaker 1: pledge donor is we are, you know, a cash business.

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Speaker 1: We can only do that which we have money for.

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Speaker 1: So when you commit to being a pledge donor, it

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Speaker 1: allows us to know what we're going to have next

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Speaker 1: month and to plan for it, and to think about

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Speaker 1: how many vaccines can we buy, how much water can

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Speaker 1: we supply, et cetera. And all of that is dependent

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Speaker 1: on the generosity of people like you. So pledge donor fabulous.

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Speaker 1: Really those that are willing and able to sign up

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Speaker 1: for that monthly gift. You know, I talk to college

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Speaker 1: students all the time. I say, why don't you take

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Speaker 1: one Friday night of no beer and give that to UNICEFF.

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Speaker 1: Well that's asking for a lot, it's a lot, but amaze,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're really responsive here, you know. So I

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Speaker 1: think we can all do that. And you know it is,

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Speaker 1: as I said before, one dollar goes a long way.

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Speaker 1: These are children. We're the grown ups. You get the

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Speaker 1: privilege of knowing that you're saving the life of a

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Speaker 1: child somewhere else in the world. I don't think there's

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Speaker 1: a greater gift you can give. Look, you know, we

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Speaker 1: all have our dreams, and everyone you should always have

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Speaker 1: a dream like What is it you want in life?

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Speaker 1: What is it you want to do? These kids have

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Speaker 1: their dreams. It's hard for them to focus in on

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Speaker 1: them sometimes because they're you know, they see their moms

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Speaker 1: and dads in bad in bad situations. They really want

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Speaker 1: to just get it and play and just be kids. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they shouldn't have to think about that. So let's do

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Speaker 1: the heavy lifting for them and just put yourself in

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Speaker 1: their place for just a moment. Or a parent like,

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Speaker 1: I can't feed my kid today. That's that makes me mad.

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Speaker 1: I get so mad when I think that people around

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Speaker 1: the world are hungry. It doesn't make sense. So water

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Speaker 1: not exactly crazy to me. Or the mother who says

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Speaker 1: I have enough to feed one child, which one do

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Speaker 1: I write exactly? No, I mean those are just not

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Speaker 1: choices any moms should have to make. Nope, all right,

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Speaker 1: So if you would go to UNI USA dot org

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Speaker 1: at the very least, go read some of the stories.

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Speaker 1: You don't even have to contribute, but we'd love love

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Speaker 1: for you too. But just knowing things that are going

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Speaker 1: need your attention, that goes beyond what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: So it has to do with so many things other

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Speaker 1: than just UNISEF, but start there unif USA dot org. Carol,

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Speaker 1: we love you, Thank you so much for coming to

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Speaker 1: see us today. Back, thank you so much. All right,

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap And one of my favorite characters

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Speaker 1: in the world of phone taps is Murray the Magnificent

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Speaker 1: done by our own Dave Brody. Eric is phone tapping

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Speaker 1: his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie is in charge of

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Speaker 1: the company holiday party for the entire company. She's asked

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Speaker 1: her assistant Eric to handle all the entertainment because he

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Speaker 1: has lots of connections. So Eric thought it'd be a

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Speaker 1: great idea to hire the Magnificent Murray. Since he's heard

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Speaker 1: the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps. Thanks for our friend, Brody.

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Speaker 1: Brodie's gonna call Debbie to go over the magic tricks

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Speaker 1: he's performing at their company party as the world famous magician,

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Speaker 1: the Magnificent Murray. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. This is Debbie. Is this Debbie? This

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Speaker 1: is hi Debbie. My name is the Magnificent Murray. I'm

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Speaker 1: a magician that Eric hired fear for holiday party. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Good good, listen, good news. The check cleared. I didn't bounce,

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Speaker 1: So that's that's good. Right. We're starting off on a

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Speaker 1: not we are, and so I have a bunch of

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Speaker 1: tricks I wanted to run by you, and this way

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Speaker 1: you can pick which one's your favorites. Oh okay, so

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Speaker 1: what have you got? The first trick we do is

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Speaker 1: called magic mug. Okay, and you all right now it's

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Speaker 1: time for magic mug. And I waved my hand over this. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's about a forty eight ounced mug with a big handle,

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Speaker 1: and I filled up with eggnog you know tis the season,

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Speaker 1: huh okay, and I drink it down in about three

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Speaker 1: seconds flat. What I do is I go all right,

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Speaker 1: and then I vomit all over the people in the

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Speaker 1: front row. I spit egg noggle of everybody, right and

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Speaker 1: then uh and then they have the punchers right. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's great because it's egg it's thoroughly vomit because it

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Speaker 1: never really went down. But it's more like, but noiling

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Speaker 1: people's clothing. No, no, I give them the no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I say that stupid. I give them the ponchos. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but what's to say? You're not gonna you know, eat up,

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Speaker 1: chuck it on their face or their hair or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I really don't like. We don't need magic mug. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well I do a bit uh called hanaka hands.

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Speaker 1: I'll probably solicit for a Jewish woman to come up

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Speaker 1: on stage. Okay, why probably that important? Well for the

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Speaker 1: for the bit. First of all, why Jewish? Well, my

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Speaker 1: name is Murray and I'm single. You figure out the

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Speaker 1: rest anyway, So Hanika hands. I bring a Jewish woman

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Speaker 1: up on stage and I play Hava naguila and I

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Speaker 1: get the whole Jewish thing. I put yamaic on, I

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Speaker 1: spin a draidal. And what I do is, while she's

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Speaker 1: watching the draidal, I clap my hands. I waved my

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Speaker 1: hands around her back, and then I reach into our

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Speaker 1: sleeve and I pull her bra out. I'm sorry, you

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Speaker 1: know this, this this is not This is not sounding

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Speaker 1: like that's how I met my first wife. This is

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Speaker 1: not sounding like a fish like a bachelorette part. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, people love. The guys are gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: The guys know that just that crosses into possible sexual

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Speaker 1: discrimination or harassment. I mean that, no, that that wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be no no, because I don't I don't work there.

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Speaker 1: See that's the beauty of it. But you know, I

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Speaker 1: don't think that compliance. But I don't think the legal

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Speaker 1: department would find. Now we can't no, no, because once

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Speaker 1: she volunteers, then it's okay, no, we can't. We just

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Speaker 1: it's please. Can you understand this is a corporate party

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Speaker 1: with the big wigs, from everybody from the mail room

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Speaker 1: to the big wigs. Okay, we want everybody to have

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Speaker 1: a great do you want do you want to have

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Speaker 1: a memorable party? Then then if you want a memorable

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Speaker 1: party between memorable and distasteful, Okay, whatever, it's me. Listen.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that we need to run the k

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Speaker 1: off people? Tight Annie, listen to me. I excuse me.

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Speaker 1: I have hired you for a job. It was clear

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Speaker 1: what we were looking for, and I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: what you were looking for was entertainment. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: not going to be fun. Okay, have a good time.

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Speaker 1: Can I give you no women involved? Okay? I do

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Speaker 1: know women in the next tripty is women. Okay. Can

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Speaker 1: I tell you about you log? No? You you have

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Speaker 1: not yet. Let me tell you about you log. It's

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Speaker 1: it's very easy. So I go over and I grab

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Speaker 1: some food and I say, I'm going to magically transform

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Speaker 1: this food. Okay, So I take the food, I wave

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Speaker 1: my magic wind, I eat it, I wave the wand

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Speaker 1: over my belly, and without removing my pants, I drop

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Speaker 1: a big brown you log right on the stage. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's very funny at all. Listen, and then

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Speaker 1: I sit on fire. I set on fire. You didn't

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Speaker 1: let me get to the part where I set on

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Speaker 1: a fire. Eric, I want you to call her down

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Speaker 1: and go, hey, did magnifusent Murray call you? How awesome

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Speaker 1: is he? And just whatever she says just played off like, no,

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Speaker 1: it sounds hilarious. Hello, Hey, did you get here from

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Speaker 1: a magnusent Murray? That guy is not doing the party.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you found him. Do you have

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Speaker 1: the kind of tricks that he wants to present at

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Speaker 1: the party. He's gonna vomit on people. I mean, what

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Speaker 1: what makes you think that's appropriate? He's massing hands with anybody?

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Speaker 1: Do you hear it? When the party? Eric? How can

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Speaker 1: I get this through to you? He's a sensation. He's

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Speaker 1: not going to give us some money back. Eric, I

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Speaker 1: don't have a fun party. God is gonna love him

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Speaker 1: the most, all right? What he likes his crap on fire?

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Speaker 1: Come on, like, that's great. You were to hire a magician,

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Speaker 1: m a DJ for a corporate party. It's not a party.

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking? That's gonna get me fired? No,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna get you're fired too. What is smucking man?

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna have to go with the DJ. I

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Speaker 1: guess I don't know j DeBie, pardon he is the DJ.

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Speaker 1: He's he's a magician. He's a DJ. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean he is in the DJ? I told you to

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Speaker 1: hire two people. What do you mean he's the DJ two? No,

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Speaker 1: he's a DJ and magician. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we've got no entertainment. That means what do you mean? Noament?

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Speaker 1: Because he cannot come to the party at all. We

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Speaker 1: cannot run the risk. But he's gonna do something offensive

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Speaker 1: to hire a guy who's gonna on stage. Debbie actually, um, missus,

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Speaker 1: Dave Rody, Melishry in the Morning Show and we're phone

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Speaker 1: tapping you on the radio. I mean, I can come

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Speaker 1: there if you want, but it's not you just got

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Speaker 1: boned at Daddy. Have an idea for a phone tab.

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Speaker 1: Go to Ellis Duran dot com, click on the phone

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Speaker 1: tab tab, tell us what you want to do. This

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Speaker 1: fone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all party

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Speaker 1: sitis Ellie's Duran phone tab. We're on Ellie s Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Christmas from Ellie Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Oh my god, too many Christmas parties. I'm

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Speaker 1: worn out. It's only the eighteenth. No, no, it's crazy,

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Speaker 1: but they're fun. You know, you get invited to a party,

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Speaker 1: you want to go? I do you want to be there? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to miss out? No, I do have

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Speaker 1: that end of your pomo. Yeah. The rest of the year.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to stay home and walk the door and

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Speaker 1: just you know, wear my night gown. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Night down? So it's so sexy. Uh. We

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Speaker 1: have to say thank you to Mitch. You know, Mitch

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Speaker 1: is one of our world class blue ribbon engineers that

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Speaker 1: keeps us sounding good and actually that make us sound

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Speaker 1: better than we really sound. Mitch brought look at this.

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Speaker 1: Look at these goodies you brought in. His wife makes

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Speaker 1: them and they are ridiculous. Yeah. The chocolate covered oreo

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Speaker 1: is to die. Oh my god, Oh where was that?

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Speaker 1: I can't see it. You have to bite into it,

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Speaker 1: you have to eat it to experience it. But Mitch,

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Speaker 1: thank you, and to Jeff and to George and to

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Speaker 1: Josh and all the engineering team here that all year

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Speaker 1: long they worked their asses off to make us sound

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Speaker 1: halfway decent. Anyway, we thank you. Let's get into the

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Speaker 1: Danielle report. Danielle, Okay, is your mouth full of chocolate covered? Oreo?

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Speaker 1: I just call it? It was all right what you

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Speaker 1: got going on when Darantino scared off some burglars in

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Speaker 1: his house. But unfortunately they made off with some jewelry

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Speaker 1: and other properties, so that sucks, but at least at

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Speaker 1: least they didn't get more and nobody got hurt. Com

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Speaker 1: somebody loved five hundred and sixty nine thousand dollars betting

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Speaker 1: on the Seahawks to beat the forty nine ers. That

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. You can hear the cookie, Yeah, sucking the

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Speaker 1: cookie out of your bowlers. Okay, I'm moving on. Cardiv's

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Speaker 1: publicist is the one that helped off set pull off

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Speaker 1: that on stage surprise over the weekend, begging her to

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Speaker 1: take him back. It was not a publicity stunt. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people think thought that it was. It was

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Speaker 1: not so as to say that. The publicist's very close

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Speaker 1: to both of them, thought they were doing the right

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Speaker 1: thing to wanted to help, and obviously it didn't help it.

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Speaker 1: If you sell Cartie's face, it did not help. There's

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Speaker 1: a debate going on right now about whether or not

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Speaker 1: what he did is an abusive action. Yeah, and people

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Speaker 1: are really ripping each other apart over it because they're saying,

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Speaker 1: she clearly said get away from me. I don't want

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Speaker 1: anything to do with you. Yeah, and then he showed

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Speaker 1: up and kind of forced his way into a situation

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Speaker 1: that could have embarrassed her while she was at work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's crazy. Arianna Grande went to

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Speaker 1: see Pete Davidson at SNL after he posted his people

2304
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Speaker 1: are saying suicide threat on social He didn't want to

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Speaker 1: see her, so that didn't happen. But Lauren Michaels is

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Speaker 1: actually the one that decided that Pete sketches were going

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Speaker 1: to be scrapped from Saturday Show because of the state

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Speaker 1: that he was in. They are sending Pete to get help,

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Speaker 1: so obviously our best goes out to him. Because absolutely,

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Speaker 1: of course, ed Shearon, this guy is amazing. He made

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Speaker 1: more on tour this year than anyone has in the

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Speaker 1: last thirty years. Wait, wait, who ed Shearing at Charon?

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Speaker 1: That's right, So he should be able to afford to

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Speaker 1: come and sing it at my wedding. Yea, he should

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Speaker 1: be no problem whatsoever. So I'm afraid to ask I

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Speaker 1: feel like such a douche. Why, hey, remember when you,

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Speaker 1: you know, jokingly said you would sing about my wedding. Well,

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Speaker 1: you probably thought no one would ever marry me. Well

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Speaker 1: guess what, big boy, I don't think that you should

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Speaker 1: totally do it. Yeah, and I don't think that's the

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Speaker 1: way you should ask. But he may have just said

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Speaker 1: it to be nice, just in the moment, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. Hold on, let me check North Pole radios.

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Speaker 1: Jackson five. All right, back to you. The Warm Tour.

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Speaker 1: We'll be celebrating its twenty five anniversary next summer. It's

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Speaker 1: going to hit three sites Cleveland, then a bunch of

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Speaker 1: other places on the East and West coast. So I

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Speaker 1: will let you know those two places. And in my

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Speaker 1: Feelings by Drake tops the Rolling Stone list of the

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Speaker 1: best songs of the year. So congratulations to Drake. Because

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Speaker 1: everything he touches, we know, turns to gold, like can

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Speaker 1: to touch me? Yeah? Do you think do you think

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Speaker 1: he'll turn to gold? I'm hoping all right. And now

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are suing the makers of the

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Speaker 1: video game Fortnite and NBA two K for stealing all

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Speaker 1: kinds of stuff like Alfonso Ribero's Carlton dance from the

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Speaker 1: Fresh Prince of bel Air. They put it on there

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Speaker 1: without permission, and you know it's not cool. He made

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Speaker 1: that dance up. He should get some money. If they're

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Speaker 1: making billions, he should make something. I don't know that

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Speaker 1: he made it up, you don't think, but he's the

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Speaker 1: one who's known for it. Yeah, all right, there you

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Speaker 1: all right, Danielle, thank you. Did you miss part of

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