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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Press Minute Morty Show. Everybody feeling Nate, You're feeling giggly.

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Speaker 1: Some of the stuff we talk about, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to talk about a great tea, but some of

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Speaker 1: the stuff we talk about when the mics are off,

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Speaker 1: I just can't. I've never I don't think anybody's ever

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Speaker 1: had a conversation like that in the history of the uniroom. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go there either. But what I can't

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Speaker 1: understand is that in my mind it seems as real,

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Speaker 1: like it's normal, like everybody. That's the problem. But that's

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Speaker 1: what you would think it's normal. I think, Daniel, that's

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Speaker 1: where the disconnected because knowing you and being a roommate

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Speaker 1: with you for all those years, just twenty two years,

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Speaker 1: knowing you are not there's nothing normal about you. But

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Speaker 1: I what I really can't believe is that this is

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Speaker 1: not normal. When you were a roommate with Scary, you

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Speaker 1: slapped him in the head with your penis one time, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but that's that normal. That's not normal, and you can't

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Speaker 1: people do that. You kept putting poop in his toilet

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Speaker 1: and then you put brown bullion cubes in his shower

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Speaker 1: head one time was coming one time to the floor

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Speaker 1: when he put his feet in them of the shoes

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Speaker 1: to the floor was classics. The same guy is the

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Speaker 1: same guy trying to get your shoes and they're stuck

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Speaker 1: to the floor. I don't ever want to read those

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Speaker 1: days again. So great, But when Burgola came up with

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Speaker 1: it was like, so great. If I like chocolate ice

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Speaker 1: cream and he like vanilla ice cream, I would buy

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Speaker 1: the chocolate vanilla sectional ice scream that's half and half.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't eat it. He wouldn't eat the vanilla because

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Speaker 1: it was poisoned by the chocolate, because it would touch.

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Speaker 1: That's not normal. You're not a normal. What if you

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Speaker 1: want if you like vanilla, why would you want to

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Speaker 1: be with chocolate chocolate? I don't want chocolate touching my vanilla.

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Speaker 1: You put you take a knife and you cut it

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Speaker 1: like a quarter inch of vanilla. These are just a

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Speaker 1: couple of things that make you not normal. For instance,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to tell a story about a picture

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Speaker 1: I put on Instagram yesterday that was relatively innocent, and

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Speaker 1: he took it down a completely other Hershey Highway. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get I'm talking about before, but say

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Speaker 1: I just for real, look when I told you about it,

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Speaker 1: think about what was I really thought it was real.

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Speaker 1: What I can translate out of what that conversation was

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Speaker 1: that we're not going to have is that every once

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Speaker 1: in a while, Have you ever had that moment where

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Speaker 1: you say, I'm the first person in the history of

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Speaker 1: the world, the universe to do this particular Yes, Like, well,

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Speaker 1: what was it for you, Garrett? I mean, I can

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Speaker 1: only imagine what Greg t has done for me. I think.

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Speaker 1: I think it was the fact that it was recently

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Speaker 1: so when my daughter was born, I was holding her

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Speaker 1: listening to d m X, and I go, I'm probably

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Speaker 1: the only person in the world right now cradling two

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Speaker 1: day old listening to DMX, I think, And you gotta

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Speaker 1: be careful because their brangel sponges. So even though you

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Speaker 1: don't think, yes, it's gonna stay with you. Watch she

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Speaker 1: loves DMX. Right. Oh my gosh, what about No? No,

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Speaker 1: I was just waving at somebody on the other side

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Speaker 1: of the glass. Okay, but I don't have any of these.

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Speaker 1: You don't have one of those? No, I mean, what

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Speaker 1: could you name one for me? I don't know just

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Speaker 1: working at this show. Does imagine you had something that

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Speaker 1: you do and like no one else in the world

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Speaker 1: is doing exact sine thing you're doing right now or

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Speaker 1: it will ever do it ever again? Give me a

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Speaker 1: second come back to me. I've had that where I

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Speaker 1: when I had kids, when they were babies, I was

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Speaker 1: parodies for this show. Uh that I would. I was like,

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Speaker 1: nobody's doing this. I remember saying to my wife, look

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Speaker 1: at me, I'm feeding it with my left hand and

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Speaker 1: typing fart songs at my right. But for me, that

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Speaker 1: the thing is real real quick about Greg T. The

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Speaker 1: thing about Greg T, which I think you just reversed

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Speaker 1: what's your topics much better? Is you said, have you

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Speaker 1: ever done something that you thought no one else in

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Speaker 1: then he's amazed when why you don't do that? That's

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Speaker 1: decide to start his own business. It was a poarwas

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Speaker 1: sailing business, right. He had no license to do it.

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Speaker 1: And all he had was a Paris sail and a boat,

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Speaker 1: Elvis was like, yeah, he'll do that. So they sent

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Speaker 1: New York City harbor, right, and there I am river.

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Speaker 1: I'm waving in the air, my power sailing right. He

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Speaker 1: has no he has no license to do it. He

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Speaker 1: decides he's gonna go under the George Washington Bridge, But

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Speaker 1: how do you get a Paris sailor under there? So

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Speaker 1: what he did was he slowed down as his boat

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Speaker 1: How did I go? And I said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: nobody was doing that right there? The only one. And

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Speaker 1: you know what happened? Somebody called the police and then

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you didn't hit your head on the bridge.

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Speaker 1: This is what happened. I was actually underneath the George

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Speaker 1: Washington Bridge. Okay, also also McDonald's with no pants. Remember right,

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Speaker 1: well the sign said no shirt, no shoes, no service,

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Speaker 1: a lot of it stayed in hotels, but there's a

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Speaker 1: slept my giant bag of all my stuff for the

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Speaker 1: or like hide it like by someone else's room in

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Speaker 1: to throw it out the window, but the windows don't

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Speaker 1: mattress and the box spring, sleep with a banana smell,

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Speaker 1: and not check it out? Right? What did you learn

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Speaker 1: don't pack what you're going to eat, like your lunch

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Speaker 1: your food separate case that happens. Okay one of the options.

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Speaker 1: The option was only throw it out, leave it, leave

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Speaker 1: I don't call you. It's this kind of goes to

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Speaker 1: You'll do stuff in hotel rooms that you will never

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Speaker 1: Two people fired but banned. Sorry to have one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a hotel room normally things you was right. I got

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Speaker 1: a text message from Danielle should be a topic for

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Speaker 1: the Big Show. Absolutely So last night Danielle and I

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Speaker 1: you guys, especially all three of you, a great deal.

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Speaker 1: So what would you have done in this situation? So

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Speaker 1: I texted Danielle, Hey, are you here or what room

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Speaker 1: the best podcasts, absolutely excellent podcast you ever had, Like

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Speaker 1: Flambai with a banana, Flambay, Banana Flamba absolutely like Banana's Foster,

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