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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred hook Guards. It's

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Speaker 1: a phone tap. You guys are so lucky that we're

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Speaker 1: not doing a goofy themed phone tap today. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: don't say pretty much four straight minutes of that, but no. Instead,

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Speaker 1: we're calling a lady who's been eating all the samples

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Speaker 1: at Costco, at least according to her husband. I feel her.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yeah, we've all been there, but he

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Speaker 1: wants to give her a bad time about it. And

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Speaker 1: let's see, we need someone condescending, snarky, coldhearted. Oh yeah, Brook,

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Speaker 1: maybe those first two things, but I am not cold

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Speaker 1: hearted because she's going to do this one. It's your

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Speaker 1: brand new phones app right now the twenties. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this Alison? Yeah? Is this this is Sandy. I'm

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Speaker 1: with Costco's security and loss prevention department. Oh, Costco. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we've noticed you frequent the location often. Yeah, I do so.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. Yeah, that's not the only thing

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Speaker 1: we've noticed. We also have noticed you utilize our free

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Speaker 1: sample program quite a bit. I mean everybody does. I

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Speaker 1: thought you should go in there, any shop, and so

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Speaker 1: you're admitting it. Um. I mean I do take the samples.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking more than one. Are you sure about that?

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Speaker 1: Because we noticed on your visit you sampled pizza rolls,

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Speaker 1: our new Cherokee Chicken product, frozen bac choy. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand what the problem is. I'm not finished their sample.

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Speaker 1: We got an sie Berry protein smoothie at least three

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Speaker 1: mini keiches. So what a handful of Keebler's new fudge

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Speaker 1: strips dip them? You can stop like listing off things

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Speaker 1: that I have eaten because it's all free. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: hear the shame in your voice, Allison, and I feel

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Speaker 1: for you. I do. It's just a fact. But I

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Speaker 1: can tell you for our sampling program to be effective,

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Speaker 1: you know, we get paid to note this stuff. I

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Speaker 1: actually get paid a lot to know it. If you Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's great, good for you. Yeah, so what do you

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Speaker 1: want from me? Free is free? Yeah? Now you keep

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Speaker 1: saying free, like these things are free. Could you define?

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Speaker 1: Are called sample? Samples? You go to the store, they

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Speaker 1: give you a sample. Okay, define free for me? What

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Speaker 1: does that mean to you? You give me feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm doing something wrong here. I'm not doing anything wrong here,

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Speaker 1: and I'm blown away that you know every single food

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Speaker 1: item that a sample. It's your stupid store. Oh stupid,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're going with. Yeah. I think it's actually

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Speaker 1: pretty stupid to stuff fifteen Dino nuggets in your mouth

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Speaker 1: and not think there was going to be ramification. Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Nobody talks to me like that. Do you talk to

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Speaker 1: everybody like that that it comes into costco? No, because

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Speaker 1: all the customers don't do what you do. So are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? I saw another lady put six eggirls

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Speaker 1: in her part. Did you stop her? Did you talk

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Speaker 1: to her? You must have been standing next to a mirror.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing. Oh, okay, so you know I'm gonna pull

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Speaker 1: my membership. This is ridiculous. Tell your membership. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, where else are you gonna go? Sam's Club?

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Speaker 1: You're laughing right now, But I spend a ton of

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Speaker 1: money at your store. You're laughing right now, But you're

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Speaker 1: not going to be able to put your kids through college.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I won't be able to put my kids

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Speaker 1: through college because you've eaten all their food. This is

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Speaker 1: absolute called. Okay, so during your sampling street, you know,

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Speaker 1: when your face is full of those Keebler dippums, you're

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Speaker 1: trying to humiliate me. And oh no, I think you're

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Speaker 1: doing the humiliating all on your own. You don't need me.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm only bringing it up, Alison because out

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Speaker 1: of the eight products you sampled that day, you didn't

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Speaker 1: purchase any of them. I'm done with this conversation. Well

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite done, because we do have a plan

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Speaker 1: for you. I don't want a plan. Yeah, so before

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Speaker 1: you're allowed to enter, I'm done with this. No, you

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Speaker 1: just need to check in with customer service. It's room.

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Speaker 1: I'm not checking you a customer service. I'm not coming in, don't.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to ban you from the store, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're going to take that aggressive of a step. We

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Speaker 1: just want to give you a badge with the word

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Speaker 1: sample on it, and then that will have a big

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Speaker 1: red X through it, you know, so you can still

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Speaker 1: come in. Just don't want to not take all of

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Speaker 1: our stuff. This is the rudest, rudest, most outrageous phone

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Speaker 1: call I've ever received. Oh, I'm canceling my membership. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling every member of my family and my friends about No,

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Speaker 1: don't cancel. If you can't cancel. I mean, your husband,

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Speaker 1: Drew just won the Sampler of the Year award. We

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Speaker 1: can't do that to him. My husband didn't win any

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Speaker 1: sample of the war whatever war award. That's not even

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Speaker 1: a thing. You know what. You're right, and neither is

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Speaker 1: this phone call. Because I'm not with Costco security. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Brooke from the radio show of Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up. He set us an email

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Speaker 1: about your fondness of Costco samples. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: can sample as much as you want. I promise. That

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Speaker 1: was so mean to you. I can't believe I did that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but be honest, the story about the aggro

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Speaker 1: lady that was really you, wasn't it. It wasn't me,

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Speaker 1: but I did think of doing it afterwards, week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning