WEBVTT - EP 329: Avoiding Situationships 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:05.800 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:13.120 We reached a climax, y'all, our Climax Tour. We are 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.200 going to be going all over the country and Canada 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.240 east coast, Midwest, west coast, South. Mandy's going to tell 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.040 you all about how to secure your tickets because I'm 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.319 telling y'all you don't want to let this sell out. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.960 Y'all heard it right. We are hitting sixteen cities for 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:33.120 the official Climax Tour, brought to you by Horrible Decisions. Y'all. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.760 Do not want to miss out our patrons. Why I 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:39.720 first did to purchase pre sell tickets with a special 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:43.360 code giving out only on Patreon, and tickets will be 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:47.680 available for everybody at or hive dot com. You do 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.960 not want to miss out. Tickets are short of sell 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.880 out and we want the Horhive presence loud and proud. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:59.440 See you there. Now, let's get to the show. What 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:04.679 idiots help? What's the Welcome to another episode of Horrid 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.520 bled This is the old what's up? Y'all? What do do? 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:12.559 I'm weazy and I'm your girl. Man Dy aka pet 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:16.319 the Stallion aka Debt Bitch. Hey, y'all, we sollo today, 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:20.520 y'all we are. We came in, like, what's the We've 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.120 been touring. We have been meeting the Horror Hive and 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:27.760 it has been amazing. We are now on our on 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.600 our little little break, but we have knocked out five 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.280 cities already, I know, and if every show gets better 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.800 and better, I think something that I've been like excited 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.160 about is everybody's really impressed with like the things that 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.680 we add to our shows, Like yeah, just kind of 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.440 seeing I don't know, I feel like our shows have 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.360 always been good. Like my favorite show of ours of 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.320 all time is our first show we ever had, and 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:53.600 then Really and then La the one where that was 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.800 one of my least favorite because y'all, that's where I 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.240 found out I was allergic to vitamin C on my 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.960 face and all the big bitch and I was just 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.920 not comfortable. It was just at all. I think having 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.800 both of our moms there was cool. It was just 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.079 a testimony to me that like it's not hard that, like, 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.400 you know, everything that we've come up with for our 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.480 shows is not because we've seen it somewhere else, and 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.520 that's not even being shady, like it's not no, like 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.200 I think sometimes even like musicians, right, they kind of 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.040 like go to see what other things look like. Like 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.120 that was just creatively like it is what it is, 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.880 you know, like all of our games, we figure out 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.000 what could be fun, what could be different, and it's 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.120 something that people haven't seen before, and I know they 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.120 couldn't have seen it before because we made it. So 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.520 like I feel like that first show really showed me like, oh, 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:40.200 this isn't hard to do, Like and by that I 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.280 mean like put the show on. Of course, like logistics 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.720 gets tough and things like that, but like making this 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.000 show and being able to perform isn't difficult. So that 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.400 let me know, like this was a moneymaker, the key 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.079 key show. See that show didn't make me know it 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.600 was the money maker because which we broke even, so 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.640 I didn't know, oh I just saw the money in 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.799 it until later down the road because maybe the podcast 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.280 wasn't money make it to me after that. That's what 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.959 I mean. Okay, okay, yeah, because the live shows, bitch, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.600 we broke even on that shit. But also like didn't 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:14.840 really understand what we were doing in the first place, 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.720 right right for that, but like knowing that ad vibe 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.240 was there, but the show I say in La when 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.959 people bully scheronas to kiss me for me to get shironas. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.239 That was fun. Y'all should believe me with another cute 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.920 nigga again, that was great shop. I felt bad because 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.920 B and D was there and I was like, oh, 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:32.640 my guest Dick tonight, and then I was like, but 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.640 at the same time, I have to perform. I'm not 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.800 gonna lie. It has been this is the first tour 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.560 so far that like, well, maybe because I ain't got 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.600 none right now, but this has been the first tour 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.680 where I haven't had like my hoes at every show, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.880 like normally someone ether comes in. I got an old 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.240 hoe at one of them, but he's not a current hole. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.400 He's just a supporter, a good lung, like lifelong front 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.840 at this point. But like not having like any of 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.680 my niggas at the show, I think I'm gonna keep 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.839 it up because I enjoy just the freedom of being 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.040 on stage and saying whatever the fuck I want. And 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.280 I really enjoyed our kinksters. I want to I wanted 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.240 to shot them out though, So we kicked off the 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.280 tour in Detroit, where apparently y'all not freaking enough in 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.240 Detroit bitch because we don't really have no kinksters there, 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.920 but in Cincinnati we had to. So I want to 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:28.680 shout out Ambrosia, who did a phenomenal sensual pole dance 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.360 in a let dance were weezy, and then Dahlia, Oh way, 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.160 we gotta tell people what happened in the middle of that. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.920 That shit was funny. What's kind of fun about doing 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.720 these shows too, is like we're not Beyonce, so like 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.600 bopas in the middle of the show are funny because 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.440 like we're already a show that doesn't edit shit, Like 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:50.840 we're very authentic period. So in Cincinnati, Vinnie is managing, 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:55.880 you know, our makeup artists and whoever's coming in and whatever, staff, cameras, 0:04:55.920 --> 0:05:00.680 team stuff like that. So if someone's re writing him, 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.560 they don't. He doesn't have their numbers. He just got 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.880 the zip code, which I don't know why, no shade 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:06.440 to the makeup rogers, But why would you text him 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.440 and tell him you couldn't say, I don't know. So 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.560 we had the kingster Ambrosia, who came out and did 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.479 the strip tease and you know all that, and it 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:16.560 was really hot. So he gets a text right before 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.799 She's supposed to go on ten minutes before, like, I'm 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:23.760 so sorry, I can't say, Hey, my mom just got 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.240 had an emergency in the hospital. I gotta go to 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.400 the hospital. So Mandy's in the middle doing a game. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.240 Benny's locking eyes of me on the stage and I'm like, 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.480 oh shit, Okay, what we're gonna do? How we gonna improvise? 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.360 So I'm looking at Mandy was like, what did I say? 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.880 I was like, this is we're gonna do. We're gonna 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.360 get up there, I'm gonna get on the pole. We're 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.200 gonna say three things that we should do for this, this, this, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.560 And we're like, bet we get up there. So I'm 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.360 on the mic and I'm like hey. She literally makes 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.400 the announcement, Hey guys, so we had a kinster but 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.960 they had to leave for an emergency. So and then 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.880 next thing I know, I look over to the goddamn 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:57.719 staircase where the Kings is supposed to be. She's like, wait, bitch, 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.839 I'm here. I'm like, weezy, wait wait. So I go 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.479 to Bennie and I'm like, uh, she's here. Here go Bennie. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.920 At the end, he was like, oh, I thought the 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.760 Kinkster said they couldn't make it so literally, we're like 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.400 panicking mid show and I'm just like with the makeup 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.479 artists textdoy as if we needed her, the whole show 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.920 needed her writing for that shit, and we were good too. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.839 I'm sorry, but bitch. Yeah. I wanted to give another 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:25.560 shout out to our kink sits in Chicago, Solomon Abrams, 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:31.159 who did a wonderful Shabari rope with a BBW and babe. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.920 It was cute, and then also our opener who did 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:38.000 burlesque l du jour. In Houston, we had Sir Debonair 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.960 open up as well as Coach fee Line. Sir Debonair 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:45.320 was a drag king and burlessed performer, and then Coach 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:49.320 fee Line did probably one of the best spoken word 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.680 sensual shit outn't seen and mine, y'all. I know we're 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.400 saying spoken word, but the ones we've been interviewing it's 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.520 not given Listen Coach bee Line gave. And then we 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:02.920 had Chocolate Buddy Dan, they're not You're not girl, girl, 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.680 it's not given you. I want to say you loved her. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.720 I loved her, That's what I'm saying. She was Oh no, 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.200 the spoken word that we had. That's what I'm saying. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.280 She is literally the only one that I really enjoyed. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.440 I mean a horrible you said the ones we didn't know. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.840 I'm talking about the ones that we've been interviewing for 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.680 the live Oh I thought I would love to have 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:23.800 her again too, because I've seen her perform live. I 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:28.240 see just why I would love it again. No, I'm 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.360 talking about the ones we've interviewed to perform at Oh 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:35.000 gotcha got got uh? They she was, she was amazing. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.520 And then in Dallas, Chocolate Bunny also opened up. She 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.040 was our kinkster in Houston, but she opened up as 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.920 well in Dallas. And then we had four from Black 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:49.200 Ink Crew and his Dom Robin where that was great. 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.920 Y'all four stuck my toes and his Dom brought out 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.320 a strap and we got to talk about pegging a 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.880 little bit. So I'm hoping we get to bring him 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.600 on an episode because bitch, I'm here for He came 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.960 out just like a little point point. There's a few 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.400 rules that I would like to set for these shows. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:08.200 Oh oh wait, are you about to tell which rules? 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:12.400 Because also, real quick for anyone interested, I'm not gonna 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:16.120 say who did it or in what city? But moving forward, 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.680 if you guys are interested in being kinksters at the climax, 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:23.360 horrible decisions tour, it is a show that you are 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:27.320 being paid for. We have had now multiple cities where 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:32.360 niggas was trying to get it on backstage and wallet's wait, 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.559 not only backstage ladies and gentlemen. Bitch, can I talk 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.400 for a second? Oh were you about to say that? Yes? Oh, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.680 she gonna talk to the audience. Hold on, I'm talking 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:45.439 to the kinksters. We's gonna talk to the audience. But kinksters, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:50.199 this is a job. Please come perform and enjoy the show. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.760 Please do not try to get busy in the back 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.520 because the venue is coming to us about it Jesus Christ. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.720 So these are the rules I'd like to set. Y'all 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:03.439 have had great energy. I think we've only had I 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.600 just gonna say one issue too. It was a girl 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.200 who was in Atlanta that said the shit about I 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:12.400 had a two parent household, okay and more than three 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.840 because you almost got off the stats two. Yeah. But 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.080 other than that, I don't really remember any issue. I 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.080 do remember someone being aggressive with me at the Black 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.000 Effects Us screaming me up in my face and putting 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.840 her hand up about some shit that I didn't like. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:30.040 But what I will say is the energy y'all have 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.000 brought to the live shows are exactly what we need. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.560 Oh I love it. You guys are come, you know, 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.560 just to let you know what I think rules should be. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.920 Some of you come and you're in a terrible mood, 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:41.720 and I get that, and you just need to pick 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.120 me up. It's so great to see that we can 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.560 turn it around, that you could sit with the hive 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.680 that you guys get. So many people we met that 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:52.280 came alone, which I love because they were all like, 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.280 oh yeah, it was right, like they were loving it, 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.560 like they've met people made friends when they left. I 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.760 would say with this for rules, one come with some 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:04.480 great energy to make sure that when you're coming to 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.920 the show that you have an open mind for anyone 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:11.600 that's on the stage and if you get on stage. Yep. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.679 So everybody actually those got on stage has been fun 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.920 of shit. Even if they were bad at whatever games, 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.680 they were fun. Oh no, I'm not saying that the 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.679 girl from El Paso was bad as the sucking dick 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.720 where she was, but she was fun. Though you know 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:28.079 she was fun right, So like that was funny to me. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.520 That's why I don't mind laughing about it. But like 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.800 I do think some people are like, oh, I want 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.360 to get up there, and they have no idea that 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.800 there's hundreds of people looking at you. 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:39.000 So I would say this, bitch, if you know you 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.120 won't get on stage for a game and you shoot 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:45.640 your motherfucking hand up, be ready, bitch, you better take 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.520 the house, damn because when we about to start per 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.360 Vinnie is the Apollo rules? 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.080 Because when that bitch got up there and said deep 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:55.840 throating is just for porn? Yeah, that was crazy. Oh good? 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.520 Are those all the audience rules? Mm hmm. And then 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:02.320 the next and final one that I think is something 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:07.080 that seems like a no brainer. But obviously you're gonna 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.080 get horny when you're at this show. Okay, I'm glad 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.920 you're bringing this and you're going to wanna do some 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.079 wild shit, which Mandy and I are so used to 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.120 people meeting at live shows having threesomes. This is a 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.640 why fellas y'all need to pull up. Oh, I'm telling you, 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.560 like the single niggas that go are like nigga what 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:31.600 so here's the rule. The rule is, please don't think 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:35.480 that our live show is a sex club. Please don't 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.280 think that me setting that rule as a parameter is 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:43.400 me trying to, I don't know, stifle you. I don't 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.160 give a fuck what you do when you leave the venue. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.680 But like, right, Mandy and I already throw the wildest 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.720 shows that these ven you see, yep, right, The first 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.120 thing out of their mouth is always like, oh my god, 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:53.720 we just had a podcast show last night. It was 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.640 nothing like that. They're you know, boom boom this that 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.720 like they're literally thanking us for coming to their city 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.920 app because they had no idea when we walking. The 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:04.520 daff has a good time. It's a great fucking show. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.520 But but that don't mean that you could suck a 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:12.120 dick in the audience. First of all, the show not 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.520 only like it's non consensual to the people sitting next 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:20.160 to you, it's disrespectful to Mandy and I. And also, bitch, 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.760 get it together home, get it together. You could suck 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:26.440 somebody in your phone, somebody that you already know, but 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:30.680 offering to suck dick after the show, during the show, 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.920 during this show is wild. A friend of mine, but 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.560 also wait, again because I want to double down on this. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.320 We talk about consent all the time. This is not 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.079 a sex club, so no one around you is consenting 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.880 to see you suck a nigga dick right by you. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.080 I just said that shit bitch didn't get this out 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.160 to double down on it. My homeboy came to this 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:54.720 show completely unaware of what we do. Also knows the show, 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.960 but like unaware of how the show works. Bro. He 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.560 got to that green room and was like in shock, 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.720 and this is a nigga that's played ball all over 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.240 the world. He was like, I've never like what I mean, 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:08.200 did you see his face? He's like, I can't, I 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:09.840 can't believe it. Like she was trying to do it 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.280 right there, like right there, not even wait till after 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.320 she said, I will suck your dick right here us. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.319 What was the run time in that she did that? 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.640 The show was almost an hour? No, the show was 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.400 ninety minutes to two hours. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:22.720 Yeah. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.720 She saw a six sixth nigga, dark skin with hair 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.520 and was like, oh, have you ever beat the robin? 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.880 Have you ever in your life, not in the show, 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.800 in my life, in your life, have you ever been 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.920 in the place of venue of club and thought, I 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.800 need to do it right now. The bathroom don't count. Oh, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:41.680 the bathroom don't count because bitch, I death. The bathroom 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:43.599 don't count. Bitch, I definitely ate some pussy a j 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.880 I remember you talking about this. I talked about eating 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:49.440 pussy and Jerry's bitch, I don't be I don't know 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.600 if South Beach you talk about the bathroom. Yep, yeah, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.120 we went in to the bathroom. I ate that could yeah, 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.680 have you ever? I mean, technically I was getting breakfast 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.920 at five am in Miami and just for whatever reason 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:05.000 one was to eat cooch but at an event ridiculous. No, 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.880 the only other place I ate Couchie was the strip club, 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.920 and I could have waited till we got to the house. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:14.960 So technically there have been a restaurant bathroom. And you 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.000 said that the strip club was upstairs in a room. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.520 It was, but it was still at the strip club. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:22.400 I actually don't think that counts. How that don't count? Okay? Wait, yeah, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:27.360 we weren't in an open It wasn't an open floor plan, bitch. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.880 It was just the private room up in susies okay, 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.560 And technically it wasn't the strippers. But sly, I ate 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.080 it was my home. Did I ever talk about that 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.840 time that I left that first? I was looking at 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:39.760 us about to say, how we are here? A secondict public? No, 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.680 I never I was gonna say. It wasn't in public, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.680 but it made me think that was like the time 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.160 know that I had an appointment with a client when 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.920 I worked selling Ethernet, and I did it in one 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.840 of the hotels that's talk about that. I don't think 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.000 you did. Maybe I didn't because I was still employed. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.400 But I'll tell y'all now. So when I worked for 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:05.760 said company, h basically I would sell disaster recovery software, Ethernet, 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:11.680 GPS units, just anything to companies between Manhattan and Bronx. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.360 The companies had to have like more than two hundred 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.520 fift employees. Like there's a few rules because it was 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.840 enterprise level. One of the hotels, which is one of 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.880 the most expensive hotels in New York by Bee clocking, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:25.360 Barack Obama coming out, Kim Kardashian like, it's very expensive 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:31.960 and it's a boutique brand. I was needing to service 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:38.240 the hotel because they were not having an issue with 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.160 some kind of mobility around one of their suites because 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.280 the suite was so big, and I think I told 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.040 Vinnie this to day it happening because I couldn't believe it, 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:51.880 but base believe you were a whore. Yeah. So went 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.360 through the hotel going by whatever, and I'm like, and 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.440 I've seen this guy maybe three times before. We've always 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.640 been on the phone. He's been my client for a year, 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.440 but in person not all the time because I always 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.120 brought my boss because it was such a big client. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.000 So I was like, hey, well I need to like 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.800 visually see this so we see how they can like 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.480 engineer it basically. So I get in the suite with 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.120 him and I'm like, oh my god, this is huge. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.840 He's like, oh my god, Yeah, there's so many youthsic 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.800 was huge. No, no, okay, you just said it was huge. 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.880 But I'm like, maybe that was some of the ugly 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.680 sex I've had. So he takes me around and it 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:23.920 was he was like, oh my god, there's so many 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.640 youtubes about this suite. It's like super popular and famous 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.640 and like blah blah blah. So he's showing me one 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.920 level this, this, that, and then finally one of the 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:37.120 rooms got darker and it was like red I don't 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.000 remember what it was, but I was like, oh my god, 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.840 what is this the like BDSM room? And he was 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.680 like no, but I'm sure people fuck all over this 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.600 room and do crazy things. Maybe this could be like 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:47.880 the sex room and the upstairs. It's like where you 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:49.800 have breakfast and where the maid comes and where your 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.240 butler comes and ta da da. And I was like, yeah, 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.600 I could see that, and he's like me too. And 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.440 then all I know is we didn't have sex because 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.000 we didn't have condoms. We went down on each other crazy, 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:06.119 and I remember, like fully I was stripped down, but 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.240 he didn't. He only unzipped his pants. He was wearing 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:12.639 a suit the whole time. Bitch. It was why it 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:18.880 was so good. And literally when I left, I remember, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.280 because you know, I've talked about on this show where 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.640 I don't like when people make me feel like, oh, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.840 they're just done with me, right girl. We got downstairs. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.000 I don't know if it made me feel hotter or well, 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:29.199 but I had to put my little suit back on 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:33.720 and he was like I almost his accent. He was 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.119 like yeah right away, and so like that was great, 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.600 We'll connect with you. I'll have my assistant actually let 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:41.480 me see if she's screed. Pulls the assistant over. He's like, 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.679 did you get notes? Looked at me with nothing like, 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.280 not even a sexy look like ooh, look at we 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.040 just did just like blank. And then I got in 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:49.200 the car and I was like, that was so fucking 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.000 hot and I could smell the dick on my face. 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:55.119 So while we just shared our public sex, obaby, that 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.879 doesn't count. Well, we don't want y'all to have sexipades 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.600 at our live show. If that's okay with you, just 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:04.280 do it in other public places, but not at the 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:07.640 Climax tour, which, by the way, get tickets a grow 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.439 such a whore. You can now get tickets for that 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:15.080 at horrhid dot com. Jesus, how do we go from 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:18.240 telling them not to have fucking sexual excapades at our 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:21.200 goddamn live shouting But we've had sex and public, y'all. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.800 I honestly, I had never been with someone of that 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:27.240 ethnicity before, and I wonder if that counts now, because 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.480 I've said a few times, Oh, I ain't gonna hold you, bitch, 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.679 y'all might be in for a rude awaken y'all. I 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:37.760 went out last night met this little Jerry Seinfeld ass nigga. 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:42.760 But he walked up white. What is Jerry Seinfeld? Bitch? 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.960 She looked like Jerry Seinfield. Let me see. Oh I 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:46.560 ain't getting a picture of him. Oh I know he 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.160 had his Instagram? Is the old boss got the number? Beach? 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:52.440 Where did you go? I met him at a hookah 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:54.440 bar in the city. He went to a hookah bar. 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.840 He was with. I ain't gonna say what he does, 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:02.760 but it's finance and bitch. Every there was they they 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.200 they rich. Be Oh he was one of them. Oh, bitch, 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:07.880 super one of them. So what's crazy is we even 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:12.240 started because he asked a question about employees, like, would 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:16.000 you rather have like an A one employee who's great 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:19.199 at their job but not great to work with? Or 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.359 would you rather have a B employee for someone who's 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.520 really loyal B? And I said B. Half of the 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:27.400 table said be. Half the table said the first one. 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:29.600 And I was like, to me, I would want someone 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.159 who's they could be good at their job, but I 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:36.680 would want someone that I know is as invested, someone 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:39.240 who's open to learning more. If you come and thinking 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.720 you just know everything, you're not even gonna really give 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:44.320 me any room to teach you how I like to 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:47.360 do things. But also I don't want to cancer in 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:50.960 my in my team. I've literally had cancers on my team. Bitch. 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:52.639 As soon as I saw they will infiltrate in my 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:59.200 motherfucker system. Fired. My best employee today was my b 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.399 oh for sure. And I remember like a day they 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:04.480 lost audio at my studio. Shit, And I was like, 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:07.720 and I look back on it as a matter of fact, 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:09.920