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Speaker 4: Kai, Yeah, let me make sure it's some focus.

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Speaker 2: Do paparazzi?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but like you, getting access to this

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Speaker 1: To this on your fucking phone.

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Speaker 3: Also, welcome to this episode of Emerging thee enter Calm.

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Speaker 3: Because of last week's issues, we really sat down.

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Speaker 1: Actually, no, we now we can get into it.

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Speaker 2: We can, we can get it. Guys. We were fucking

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Speaker 2: scammed crazy No, Shade won't name names of anybody in

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Speaker 3: When they came into our home and destroyed a room

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Speaker 1: A way that its way more mad than it makes me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're gonna have to like something, You're gonna have

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Speaker 4: This reminds me of the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, I set my first nudes in

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Speaker 1: My little cousin was being born.

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Speaker 2: I met up with my first grinder day in a hospital.

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Speaker 4: Man, How did I not ever know about this?

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Speaker 2: I'm making this uh, the fact that this is like.

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Speaker 3: I like, you're pretty like for that old sign you

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Speaker 2: Hated me when I was sixteen. My words would have

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, So basically what happened was we hired

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Speaker 2: No, exactly, I wish would be celebrated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Flowers, he's not dead yet.

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Speaker 3: No, all women want is meant to use the patriarchy

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Speaker 2: Wait, guys, I'm a popular learner. I'm a popular learner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is. Where are people anyway? You guys got

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Speaker 3: If I took two milligrams of a violance, two and

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Speaker 2: Why was ever, like a minute it was brown. This

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Speaker 1: Came in here and did it. Though he did not play.

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Speaker 1: I wish I met that dude. I would like to

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Speaker 1: shake his hand.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, I almost am like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: Because I don't treat my manager like that. Like that's

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Speaker 5: YABO dude had with us, bitch, suck my dick and

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Speaker 3: You, no, dude, it's But even in that regard, I'm

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Speaker 3: But scamming has gotten way too fucking easy because you

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Speaker 2: The type of scamming I like now is the one

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Speaker 3: But I don't know, I like, I really do have

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Speaker 1: Like all you need is like sign the fucked up deal.

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Speaker 1: I just need the platform. Like that's like how I

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Speaker 3: To me, I don't respect the motherfuckers who did this

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Speaker 3: Like should shift and be like if I do this right,

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Speaker 3: But to me, it's also proof that that is a

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Speaker 1: But that's a whole other conversation.

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Speaker 2: Also partially not Kay's fault that the camera went out

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Speaker 4: Terrible that it was on auto focus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's impressive how bad it is. And like

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Speaker 2: he felt so bad. But like, honestly, it was fierce

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Speaker 2: there I said it the.

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Speaker 3: Blurry, Yeah, it was fucking awesome, Mitch, I didn't have

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, on crossers. Seriously, I'm actually fried.

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Speaker 2: Like it's no, you're literally frying, where were they?

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Speaker 1: In my face? You're literally like Eve, you.

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Speaker 2: Know how you make fun of me for looking in

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Speaker 1: Find my glasses to see, so back up.

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Speaker 2: But no, and yet every time I go to the refrigerator,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where's the QP mayo? Every single time I

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Speaker 3: Ins of white DNA, and now we're getting into malfunction

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Speaker 3: of male DNA, which is literally it's like that girl.

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Speaker 1: There's this woman on TikTok who she talks we.

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Speaker 2: Talk about malfunctions of female female DNA.

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Speaker 4: I can't think of one personally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, there, okay, I can think of a few.

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Speaker 2: Bitches are crazy.

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Speaker 3: My bitch, go loco go loco aribaba. Oh my god, y'all,

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Speaker 3: I seriously need to start talking to my mom on

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Speaker 2: How does my hair look without the hat? Should I

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Speaker 2: put it back on? Should I put it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hey, you look like a straight character from Pokemon right now. Oh.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even realize the said gay guy on it.

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Speaker 3: You know when certain people have nameplates and you know

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Speaker 2: I'm just confused why the church app would have gay

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Speaker 1: They're like rebranding the church.

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Speaker 3: The church is losing followers right now, so they're going

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Speaker 2: Since we're talking about gay in church, I think we

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Speaker 2: really need to talk about the twink server worker at

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Speaker 2: Chick fil a pipeline. If you every single like, okay,

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Speaker 2: every gay guy is not a flight attendant, but every

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Speaker 2: single worker at Chick fil A is probably gay if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say most all, yeah, most of the

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Speaker 2: And if you're a Chick fil A worker, respect like

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Speaker 2: you're hustling and getting your.

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Speaker 3: Money, but you're taking the system from the inside of Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're you're stealing from the corp.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, where else are you gonna work?

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Speaker 3: There's kind of like what corporation doesn't employ gay people?

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Speaker 1: And then they're like, no, you.

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Speaker 2: Need to go to Chick fil A, Guys, I have homework.

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Speaker 2: Go to Chick fil A, go inside and order a meal.

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Speaker 2: And if the server that's taking your order is a man,

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Speaker 1: You, how is that homework?

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Speaker 2: So like I'm just saying, go see for yourself. But

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Speaker 3: Don't order, just don't just go into the get to

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Speaker 3: in order and be like yeah, actually, never.

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Speaker 4: Mind, figure out a way to dine and dash from.

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Speaker 1: I could figure that out.

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Speaker 2: Wait was it you saying that you could steal You

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Speaker 2: used to steal Starbucks?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a really

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Speaker 4: good one.

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Speaker 2: That was fierce.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would steal makeup is my thing.

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Speaker 2: I would steal percosets out of my friends parents, medicine cabinets.

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Speaker 1: That is insane.

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Speaker 3: I remember watching you for You and I was like,

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Speaker 3: uh uh, who's fucking nasty?

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Speaker 1: Badass kids? Do that? Whole time I lived.

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Speaker 2: With Yeah, the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever like look at my stuff?

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Speaker 2: If I've been in your house, I've looked at your stuff.

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Speaker 3: No, in my bathroom, Like do you ever go in

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Speaker 2: No, I genuinely don't. Ironically, I respect her privacy, and

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Speaker 2: if I do start going through it, I feel lucky

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Speaker 2: and stop.

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Speaker 4: I don't that, But if I.

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Speaker 2: Because I am over exaggerating, Like if I respect you,

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Speaker 2: I won't go through your ship, like I haven't gone

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Speaker 2: through your ship, Kai, let's go, And I hadn't gone through.

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Speaker 1: Which I was like, again, I really am.

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Speaker 3: But even before old Weed, I smoke, I've always just

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Speaker 1: Like does that make sense? It's more just like that

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I mean I'll look at tax returns.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 3: I'm also just not living in my body. When I

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Speaker 2: And why is it a felony for me to open

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Speaker 4: I've always wondered that it was kind of a.

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Speaker 3: Big because what if I was getting like tax information,

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Speaker 3: social security?

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Speaker 2: Like any fanie, you should be as fuck are.

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Speaker 1: You in my house touching my ship? Like actually, it

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Speaker 1: should be a felony if you come to my house

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Speaker 1: and annoy the fuck out.

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Speaker 2: Of me like this should it should be a miss

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Speaker 2: the Waner elliot. Should we talk about the worst fifteen

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Speaker 2: minutes of my life that happened this week? You were involved?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah it was horrible. It was more like

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Speaker 2: three minutes I lied, No, last twelve minutes of crying. No,

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Speaker 2: we I had like a really bad day, or I

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Speaker 2: three days in a row, and it felt like everything

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Speaker 2: and it's like it's like, girl, like we have a

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Speaker 3: It was like oh, finally after so much stress, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the workers were like, hey, by the way,

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Speaker 2: your kitchen's flooded, and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: here we go, Here we fucking go. But yeah, I

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Speaker 2: convinced Josh and ya. I was like, let's go to

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Speaker 1: So when he guys convince, what he means is he

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Speaker 2: Threw a little like like I'm going to kill myself

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Speaker 2: with me.

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Speaker 3: He was like, no, final go alone. But I am

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Speaker 3: in the kind of mood that like I'll think about

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Speaker 3: killing myself the whole time, and.

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Speaker 1: I might do it this time.

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Speaker 2: Might I might actually do it? But no, the way

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Speaker 2: I was feeling like, I was genuinely like I.

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Speaker 1: Was, yeah, I believe you.

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Speaker 3: I just like felt bad because I've been so chill.

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Speaker 3: a blunt.

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00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 2: I don't I want to smoke a blarant So I

447
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 2: convinced Indian Josh to go to Cavo with me, which

448
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 2: earlier that day I had been tried someone tried to

449
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 2: convince me that cava was bad, which like I did

450
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: read the article and it is like really dirty. And

451
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 2: someone found a live, a living frog in their kava,

452
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: which is like crazy, Like how does that happen?

453
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: I found uh my burger from Wendy's in like two

454
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 3: thousand and seven, and guess what we kept eating fucking Wendy.

455
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 2: Yeah no, Wendy's nuts drag across your face.

456
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: But isn't it crazy?

457
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: If I had a phone back then I would have

458
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 3: taken a picture like I was fully like I was

459
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 3: fully cognitive.

460
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,719
Speaker 2: You have tweeted it.

461
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, I that would have went everywhere, like oh,

462
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 3: you would have made it vich dot com.

463
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: You would have been trending number one.

464
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting fucking like No, I would have gone

465
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: interviewed by the local news like that was the type

466
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 3: of time, Like that was happening in two thousand.

467
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 2: You would have been.

468
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: Girl survives flying.

469
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 2: Eating a fly. But basically I convinced Anya to take

470
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: me to Kaba, but I was the one driving because

471
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: Enya was blind. We go I get my cava. Then

472
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, I want to Coca Cola

473
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: Freestyle machine soda. So I go to the movies. Don't

474
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 2: buy a ticket to a movie, and I just walk

475
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: in and get a fucking or what was it, mister pib.

476
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: I get a mister Pip with vanilla and cherry. No,

477
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: I get a vanilla cherry mister pip. It's good every time.

478
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 2: And then I got ya a soda as well.

479
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: And then oh my god, I was back at the

480
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: scene of the crime with more. Didn't I fung in

481
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: my hand?

482
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they wouldn't let me. They wouldn't let me

483
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 2: bring my cava in. I was like, bitch, I'm not

484
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 2: even going to a fucking movie. And they were the theater. Yes, yeah,

485
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: they like And I was like, girl, fuck you. As

486
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm walking by, I see someone take a kava bag

487
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 2: out of a La Boo Boo PopMart bag like they

488
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 2: like pull it out, and I'm like, okay, like this

489
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: is literally like this isoops.

490
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 1: You make us jump through for fucking what?

491
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 2: Like what type of food is covered?

492
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 4: It's like bowls of.

493
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: Bush, yeah, basically, but it's so yummy, like all the

494
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 2: sauces like, and I eat it and I don't get

495
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,880
Speaker 2: like diabolically tired. So I'm like, this is my new

496
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: this is my new thing. I'm gonna eat it every

497
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: single day of my life for the rest of my life.

498
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: It was really bad for you.

499
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but and you need to stop at the weed store. Always.

500
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 2: Always it's if we're out, it's we need to stop

501
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: at the weed store. So we stop at the weed

502
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: store and then I pull into a handicap spot and

503
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: then I get guilty, and I'm like, what if someone

504
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: handicap actually needs a spot? So I drive like three

505
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 2: parking spaces up and we text in you and we're like, hey,

506
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: we like pulled three parking spaces up, like just turn

507
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: to the left and walk over there. And you didn't

508
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: have her phone. So she sat like in front of

509
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: the store sobbing because she thought we were pranking.

510
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, no, no, no, because that's like that

511
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 3: makes it seem like I immediately started crying. Mind you,

512
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: I had it had my glasses for like a week

513
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 3: at this point, and this was like kind of like

514
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: the day where I was like, tomorrow, this must be solved.

515
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: Because the next day I went and I got contacts,

516
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: especially after this.

517
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 3: Experiment experience, because I was like, this is too much,

518
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: this is too much. But I was like already kind

519
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: of had a headache, like we were having a good time.

520
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my god, I can't wait

521
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: to literally.

522
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: Go home, crack open this fucking uncle Ernie's, kick my

523
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 3: feet up, and have my DNTI fung like that's gonna

524
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 3: be such a vibe. And I didn't bring my phone

525
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 3: into the dispensary.

526
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: All I had was my.

527
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: ID and my debit card on me, and I didn't

528
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 3: bring my phone or my wallet, so and I can't see.

529
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: So I go in get my stuff and I come

530
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 3: back out and I go to the spot Drew's at

531
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 3: and he's not there, and I was like, uh.

532
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, okay, he.

533
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 3: Definitely moved because it was a handicap spot, like that

534
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: did cross my mind. But I like look up and

535
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 3: down the street, and I'm like, oh fuck, I actually

536
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 3: really can't tell, Like I can't see.

537
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: What cars are what.

538
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 3: So then I saw a car that kind of looked

539
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: like mine, at least to me.

540
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: What that means is I saw a car with.

541
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 3: Newer led like headlights that was like to the right

542
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: or whatever. Like I just saw a car. I went

543
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 3: up to it, and as I got closer, I was like,

544
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 3: that is not my car. So I like got kind

545
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 3: of close to this car. Salt was that the right car.

546
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, actually, I'm just gonna go stand

547
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 3: back in that spot because like maybe they loop back around.

548
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: And then I like went back and I'm standing there,

549
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 3: and also it's been so hot in LA and I'm like,

550
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: I'm already naturally very sweaty. When I start to get

551
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 3: like anxious or just I sweat really easily, which I

552
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: think is just now, Like I have to live with

553
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: that because of my prozac. So it's either I kill

554
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 3: myself or I sweat for the rest of my life.

555
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 2: I think sweating's worth it.

556
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: Is it though? Like is it?

557
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 3: But I was standing there and I just couldn't see anything,

558
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 3: and I was getting so uncomfortable because I was like, wait,

559
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: I wonder if they're trolling.

560
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: And there was this I didn't explain this to you.

561
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: There was a seven eleven across the.

562
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 3: Street, and I was like, I wonder if he like

563
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 3: went to seven eleven to get snacks or something. And

564
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 3: I was just standing there and I had no phone,

565
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: no anything, and I was just like, I put the

566
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 3: bag on the floor, and I was just standing there

567
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 3: for maybe like seven minutes had passed, and then I

568
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 3: started tearing up and kind of having a panic attack

569
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 3: because I was like, fuck, dude, I don't have my

570
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 3: phone or my Clanwhile, me.

571
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: And Josh are in the car like having one of

572
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: the greatest conversations we've ever had, and we're like, damn,

573
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: it's taken in a long ass time to get this weed.

574
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: And then we're like I realized, I'm like, oh my god,

575
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: Enya's music is still playing off her phone. She left

576
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 2: her fucking phone, and I know she's freaking out. So

577
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 2: I get out and I walk up to you, and

578
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: you immediately start like sobbing, and like I would have

579
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: been scared too, well said.

580
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 3: Because this one guy in a nasty ass fucking hat

581
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 3: who I couldn't really like. That was the other thing

582
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: is because I don't want my glasses, bitch, I can't

583
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 3: even see your fucking face like that pisses me off.

584
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: But this guy kept walking back.

585
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: He walked back and forth three times, which that was

586
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: making me uncomfortable, and then only men were walking past me,

587
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: and I was like, ah, like fuck, and I was

588
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 3: just literally panicking, like I was just about to have

589
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 3: a panic attack. And then I saw Drew, and then

590
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I can release and

591
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 3: cry because people were walking by and like also dead

592
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: staring at me, which I guess, yeah, because it's twenty twenty.

593
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 2: Five sexy girl.

594
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: I don't think I was serving sexy.

595
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: I was like, you were, you always give sex.

596
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

597
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: I think I looked panicked, like I cause I'm like

598
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: standing here like obviously uncomfortable, and like also starting to

599
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: sweat profusely because I'm like having a panic attack. And

600
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: then I saw Drew, and then I ignored Drew and

601
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: like walked really fast to the car because I was

602
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 3: starting to cry. And we had to walk past a restaurant,

603
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't believe these people were

604
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 3: walking past. Are gonna think like me and my boyfriend

605
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 3: are in a fight right now?

606
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

607
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: No, I really did give that. But then we get home,

608
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: everything starts cooling down, everything's chilling out. We're sitting on

609
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: the floor of my room. I'm eating my cava, Ya's

610
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 2: eating her dent typhoon Josh is eating her his chicken strips.

611
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: We're drinking our SODA's it low key turns into the

612
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: best night of my life because we start watching Freaky Friday.

613
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: Like it turns into like literally such a special moment

614
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: for me. Well, Enya does this thing when she sits

615
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: on the floor of my room or anywhere in my

616
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: room actually, where she gets a Topo Chico, takes two

617
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: SIPs of it and then sets it in the middle

618
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: of the floor. I think she's kicked over and she

619
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: did it last night. She kicks over her topo Chiesa

620
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: has one of us.

621
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 3: He has no fucking coasters in his room, all this

622
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: fucking wood furniture that he's so scared of fucking up

623
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 3: because his bum ass fucked up already. So now you're like,

624
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: you're like, hi with the camera right now, hella focus?

625
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I'm like, these are my babies, these

626
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 2: are my children, these are my children.

627
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: Life is meant to have stains.

628
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: Like your drawers green.

629
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 4: This charge it's like a due by chouck it in there.

630
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, like all the hairs, Oh wait, all of the

631
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 6: hairs are the little like crunchy bits and then the

632
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 6: discharge is the falling out like baby, but we uh

633
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 6: are just having a key and you kicks her soda

634
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 6: over every single night.

635
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm getting my groundings back where I am in

636
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: the story. Oh so we're sitting there, my phone starts

637
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: blowing up like and I'm like, girl, what the fuck

638
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: is happening? And I charge it on the other side

639
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: of the room, So I like get up and go

640
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 2: check my phone. Enya has her Topo Chico in the

641
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 2: middle of the floor, so as I get up, I

642
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 2: kicked the Topo Chico over and it just happens to

643
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: land directly on my Apple TV remote.

644
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: The Apple TV remote didn't get wet, and it did posit.

645
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: TV and it like flipped through the channels. It like

646
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: put it on some like creepy fucking like murdered dog

647
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: that was like weird, like look he was telling us something.

648
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: Well, no, it was really creepy because it was right

649
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: when the like the switch was happening in Freaky Friday,

650
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: and we like, literally Earth was happening, like our world

651
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 3: was also like falling, Yeah it was. And then by

652
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: the time we got back to cleaning up, we sat

653
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: back down and it was like this weird scene in

654
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: a bedroom and like this white lady like.

655
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: In the cover.

656
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: They're like, wait, I don't remember this se We.

657
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: Were like, why is Jamie and Beth?

658
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 5: Yeah?

659
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: What the fuck happened? So I run over to my

660
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: phone kick over the Topo Chico on the Apple TV remote.

661
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: Enya stands up with one of her chocolate bow buns

662
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 2: from uh Din Typhoon and drips chocolate onto my brand new,

663
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: brand spanking new, vintage nineteen sixties fucking mid century modern

664
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: chair that I got that I'm so proud of, absolutely

665
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 2: stained the fabric on it, tobochiko spilling on it.

666
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Later, I like at them, they don't even give.

667
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: A But then so she stains that Apple TV remote

668
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 2: is soaking in Topo Chico. Then five minutes.

669
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: Late, who kicked the ship over?

670
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: Mind you? Who put it in the middle of my

671
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: fucking floor?

672
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: Who doesn't have coasters in their room? So I'm not

673
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: allowed with the amount of times I'm going to put

674
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: something on?

675
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: Oh but if I don't sleep in his room. I

676
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 3: get yelled at. I yelled at, I get punished.

677
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: I scream at her, No, it's actually bad.

678
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 3: I have to change my sheets because my sister comes

679
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 3: into town. Can Sophia just sleep in.

680
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: Bed with us.

681
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I'll sleep in the middle. No, I'm

682
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 2: sleeping in the middle next to my two baddies.

683
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: It's too hot for that.

684
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 2: Actually, actually me and your sister are going to be

685
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: the only one sleeping in my bed.

686
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. I was thinking about that.

687
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, because she has to sleep in

688
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 3: that bad everyone's got to take it.

689
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: It's it's literally like it's you gotta take a spin.

690
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: Take it for a spin. But as that's all going on,

691
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: my phone is blowing up. The Tabo Chico's covered, the

692
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: chocolate's covered. Bitch fucking a Zole just projectile vomit all

693
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: over my white duvet cover, and I'm just like, oh,

694
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: like literally everything is going wrong, Like literally everything.

695
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: Bad is the tiniest little spit up here. He's got

696
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 3: shaken up, I think all the commotion.

697
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: Also, literally two days ago, Azul was sitting in bed

698
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: next to me. He starts throwing up, so I show

699
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 2: him off the bed. He throws up on the carpet.

700
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: He gets back up into my fucking bed and throws

701
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: up in the exact same fucking spot.

702
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: Also, to be clear, I've taken a zol to the

703
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: doctor for throwing up.

704
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: He just he's fine, Yeah, he just eats too fast.

705
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: He eats too.

706
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 3: Fast, and I think he's too anxious, so he just

707
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: gets literally like.

708
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: Guys, I have every right could be upset that Enya's

709
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 2: cat throws up in my bed twice a week, right,

710
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: and when I tried to lock him out, the asshole.

711
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: And I try to lock him out and Enya gets

712
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: mad at me. He's like, oh, come on, he's shaved.

713
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: He shaved.

714
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: Fucking mean to him, Like, that's our child, bro, Like,

715
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 3: don't be.

716
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: Rude to him. I just like, don't want cats.

717
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: When you have children, they will upset you. They will

718
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 3: annoy you, and you will have to accept them as

719
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: they are. And I am just training you for that.

720
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: I'm kicking out my child. If he comes out as gay,

721
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: that's not cool. I don't want him having you.

722
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 3: Don't want him to take your spot. It's like no

723
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 3: kids by then, it won't be as rare too, so that.

724
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 2: Everyone's gonna be gay.

725
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 3: By the time we all have kids, it'll be more

726
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 3: rare to have a straight kid, so it'll be like

727
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 3: oof the kid on the cover of the street what's

728
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 3: it called.

729
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: Gay straight boo boo.

730
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: That's what they're trying to make us think. That's what

731
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: they want us to think.

732
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 3: Mmm mmmmmmm that's what their brainwashing is into. Oh my god,

733
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: I've been watching this thing called Dancing with the Devil

734
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 3: and it's a.

735
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: TikTok cult thing. Oh yeah, I have so many thoughts.

736
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 3: Like literally yesterday was I was sitting at home alone

737
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 3: cracking the fuck up. Not because there's anything funny about

738
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 3: getting your life stolen by somebody like that.

739
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: But cram.

740
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 3: But like I just can't believe religious Like I can't

741
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 3: believe what religion can do to people like and it

742
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 3: only makes me laugh because I just don't understand because

743
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: I I.

744
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 2: Was the most genius scam of all time organized religion. Religion.

745
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 1: No, it's insane and it's.

746
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 2: Have your spirituality but organized religion. I raise my eyebrow

747
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 2: at you.

748
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying is like I would consider

749
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 3: myself like a spiritual like kind of religious person, like

750
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: I do in a lot of ways.

751
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, maybe it's I've just like.

752
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 3: Was born with a natural degaff that I'm just extremely

753
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 3: indifferent in terms of heaven or hell, like somebody threatening

754
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 3: me with how threatening me with the idea of going

755
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 3: to Helle not even that. But I'm like, I don't

756
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: know what the fuck that is, Bitch, I haven't been there,

757
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 3: like all for all line, you haven't been there.

758
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: I haven't been there.

759
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 3: Like okay, all of the best entertainers are gonna be there.

760
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Might be an amazing time. Oh my god, Giffen, I'm

761
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: gonna tell you fu.

762
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh this is me and and you have been

763
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 2: doing this. Yeah, that's my ship right there. If something's

764
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 2: like good, or you like something or you want something,

765
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: or like you're having a good time, it's that's right there.

766
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: Also, it's just like I'm riding that wave.

767
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 2: And it comes from the girl that is, like, am

768
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 2: I the only girl that doesn't like punkin Spice Latte?

769
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: Is Like, give me a caramel frappuccino with sprinkles in it,

770
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: that's my ship. Rate give me a.

771
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: Double chocolate chip prappuccino. Mmmm, that's my ship right there.

772
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 2: God. I love her. She's someone that I hold very

773
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: close to my heart punkin Spice Latte in the real world.

774
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 2: When she lost her mom, it was really genuinely devastating

775
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: for me. Like I felt so bad, But she also

776
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: processed it in such an advanced way, and I don't

777
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: even think she realizes how advanced like her guilt processing was.

778
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, I was like, wow, you're

779
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 2: like final boss.

780
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 3: Human grief is so nasty because it literally is. Some

781
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 3: people are meant to handle it and some people aren't,

782
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: and like no one, no one can handle it, not

783
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: a single person on this god for saken Earth can

784
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 3: handle it.

785
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: When my brother died, I didn't give a fuck. I

786
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 2: literally didn't care.

787
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: That's so true. Yeah, you went to Fire Island right after.

788
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 2: I know, and then I hit Provincetown next. Yeah, I

789
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. And I was fucking under that

790
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: bridge or whatever, the pier, the creepy pier.

791
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's party was fun.

792
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: What did I had?

793
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: Oh?

794
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 2: I had to. I shaved off my mustache for that

795
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 2: funeral for.

796
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: Somebody you did? You were really hell bent, which I

797
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: think is nice.

798
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 2: It's like, I think I just needed something to like

799
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: focus on, like hyperfix it on, so I didn't think

800
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: about my dead brother.

801
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 5: I don't know.

802
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: I got my nails done for my mom's femal.

803
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: Did you leave the were they short?

804
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: The two nails.

805
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: Were they lesbian nails?

806
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: I would never like and to each their own, but

807
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: that's not really my like, that's not.

808
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: That's wait we have the how do we do? That's

809
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: not my ship?

810
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 4: Right?

811
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh Bobby and weaving that like Bobby and weaving.

812
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 3: That like next, next, because I'm just like, I'm not

813
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 3: going to say that.

814
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: No, grieving is so fucking weird. It is. It is

815
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: so fucking weird because it happened to you last night

816
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: and it happened to me like a week ago. Like

817
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: you'll see something and like my knew jerk thought is like,

818
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: oh my god, I need to call Sam and tell

819
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: him about this, and then like I just completely forget

820
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 2: that he's like dead is dust? Like literally, I mean

821
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 2: he's literally dust. And Ann I mean, yeah, we need

822
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 2: to do the earn bit, Like now that we're in here,

823
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: we really have to do it. Where was I?

824
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 3: Oh I was going to do that same bit with

825
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 3: my hair yesterday or two days ago. I got a haircut,

826
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 3: which is always awful for me because I feel like

827
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: they steal my hair.

828
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: He's not paying them to do it, Like, so why

829
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: are you taking my hair away from me?

830
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 2: Give it back? Give it back, but I like.

831
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 3: Literally almost slipped on my own hair walking out, and

832
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 3: I looked down at it and I was like, what

833
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 3: would anyone do if I caught down to my own

834
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: like split ends?

835
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, remember that one haircut guy

836
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: that had a crush on me and like swept my

837
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: hair into a heart? Know I was he literally molested me,

838
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 2: No shade, Like he literally like started like a autoerotic asphyxiation.

839
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: You start calling him for what it is. Some of

840
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: you bitches are molesting people casually and like, back up, back,

841
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: back up, because you're not shooting your shot.

842
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 2: You're literally like you're touching me. You're touching me. It's

843
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 2: scaring me.

844
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: It's scaring me.

845
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 2: Well, guys, now, literally, why are you touching me? Two

846
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: days ago, Saturday.

847
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 5: Saturday, Saturday, Sunday Saturday, I woke up like not like

848
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 5: I woke up like in such a good mood, but

849
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 5: for some reason, I was just like so emotional, Like

850
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 5: I like literally was scrolling on Instagram reels.

851
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: Guy of your Day was weird.

852
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: I was scrolling on Instagram reels and yeah, you.

853
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: Mimic holding your phone. You hold it like this like

854
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: it's like water.

855
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a water droplet. I was scrolling on Instagram

856
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: reels and for some reason, my feed started pushing me

857
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 2: bird content and I think it was because I was

858
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: liking them, because for the first time in my life,

859
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: I kind of started respecting birds. No exactly, and there

860
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: was this side of my life.

861
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,959
Speaker 1: I respect for Yeah, I used to be scared of them.

862
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: There's like this video of this, like bird courting another,

863
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 2: like a female bird, like doing this, like the tricks

864
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 2: in the sky made my tears, like it made me

865
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 2: tear up, and I was like wow, like nature is beautiful.

866
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: And then I scrolled down a couple of times and

867
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: then it's just like a slideshow of like the beauty

868
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: you have birds and I scroll through it and I

869
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 2: dead ass had tears fall because I was like wow,

870
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: like God's creation like this kind of eats Like whoa,

871
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: this is crazy. And then I proceeded to stay on

872
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: my phone for three full hours in a row, and

873
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 2: I can show you evidence, like the entire three hours

874
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: I was on Instagram scroll.

875
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: Yes, Instagram like screen time was crazy.

876
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 2: I woke up or I went to bed at three am,

877
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: woke up at seven am, and then was on my

878
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 2: phone the entire day and I was on my phone

879
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: from midnight to three am.

880
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, around ten thirty am he sent me a business

881
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: proposal and I ignored it.

882
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: Like six manic as text about like a business we

883
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 3: should start.

884
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I was like, oh, I'm going

885
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: to enter like my art gallery era. I was like,

886
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 2: in your if I started an art gallery, you can

887
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,240
Speaker 2: open your coffee shop in the art gallery.

888
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's what.

889
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 3: Uh. When I first moved to La, I had that

890
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: really bad depressive episode and I was convinced I was

891
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 3: going to quit and work my way up the ladder

892
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 3: and start being a barista at my favorite coffee shop.

893
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 3: So I would go and hang out there every day

894
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 3: and like lightly became friends with everyone who worked there,

895
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 3: and they probably just thought it was crazy.

896
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was my passion. My screen time on

897
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 2: Saturday was fourteen hours and twenty two minutes.

898
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: I need to like, that's bad.

899
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 2: I can't lie it was. It was really bad. And

900
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 2: for my week it was like eleven hours I think

901
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: on average, Mate, no, it was more like ten hours.

902
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was a very dark day. And mind you,

903
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: I even was like social and I don't know how

904
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: I was on my phone like even still granted.

905
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: I mean yesterday was pretty bad for me.

906
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: I do have like the feature on where I don't

907
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: walk my phone, so it like kind of stays open.

908
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's so interesting looking at the data.

909
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 3: I just like, I'm still caught up on the cult

910
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 3: thing I was watching. Y'all need to watch it. It's

911
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 3: so interesting.

912
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: What is Dancing with the Devil.

913
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 3: It's this dude who started a religious cult in like

914
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 3: twenty ten and then ended up recruiting like these dancers

915
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 3: from TikTok and they became huge.

916
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 1: He had a whole production company or management company called

917
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: like seven M or some shit.

918
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's still a thing. I think

919
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,959
Speaker 3: there are still people in it. And it's crazy because

920
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 3: what he was describing was kind of like like press

921
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: play like adjacent. It's just like literally scam. See that

922
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: kind of scammer. I don't agree with though, because I'm like,

923
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: you're literally illusion Like religious scam is like oldest trick

924
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: in the book, like fucking.

925
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 2: Don't take advantage of like children.

926
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't take advantage of children and people who are

927
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 3: like down on their luck in that way, like you're

928
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 3: such a fucking loser. You're supposed to be taking advantage

929
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 3: of people who like have a surplus of money and

930
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 3: like no intelligence or backbone, Like that's who you get

931
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 3: to fuck with.

932
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Ooh, someone ring the doorbell.

933
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's the guy. Where were we? Where were we? Where?

934
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 2: Where we? Oh? Yeah? My screen time was literally fifteen

935
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: hours on Saturday, which is just batshit crazy.

936
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: Well yesterday, which is pretty bad, but I was cleaning.

937
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: And it's also giving like the freaking weekend.

938
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: Years every week, and my overall screen time has been

939
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 3: pretty bad though.

940
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: Like I've been on my phone.

941
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 2: Remember how like I had that era where like my

942
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 2: screen time was like three to four hours a day

943
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: because I was using that app. Well, I figured out

944
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 2: a way to bypass it. And I haven't even just

945
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: deleted the app off my phone. I just like an

946
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: ape like without even thinking about it, just like scroll down.

947
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 2: Yeah no literally, and I like turn it off when

948
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 2: it shuts my apps down, and I'm just like, girl, fuck,

949
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: you know, I'm using this app. But like I say

950
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: about Soda, when I quit Soda, my life did not

951
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: change at all. My body did not change the only

952
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: thing that changed was I was sad that I wasn't

953
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 2: drinking soda, So it actually was a net negative for me.

954
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: Same with screen time. The only thing that changes. I

955
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 2: was sad that I wasn't on my phone, and I

956
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: was probably doing worst shit to fill that fucking void

957
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 2: than just scrolling mindlessly on my phone. I love my phone.

958
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: What were you doing in the meantime? Like, can you

959
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: even remember?

960
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 3: No?

961
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: I literally I literally could not tell you, Like I

962
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 2: was probably journaling or something like that's so bad for you.

963
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: I was probably talking to a therapist, like yuck.

964
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: You're probably spending time with your friends and like making memories.

965
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

966
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, my screen time was really down when all of

967
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 3: our family was coming into town. And then it like Skywalker,

968
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 3: it up the second I got free will.

969
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: It's like rebound relapse.

970
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the ultimate form of decompression is

971
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 3: making myself really fucking anxious and looking at my phone

972
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 3: and getting so worked up and like weirded out by

973
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 3: what I'm seeing on my phone that I have to

974
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 3: go back outside and over exert myself. So then it's

975
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 3: like this awesome cycle that never.

976
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 2: Ends exactly exactly.

977
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh, but there was a I have to keep going

978
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: back to this cult documentary. I haven't finished it yet,

979
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 3: But I got to like episode three or something, and like,

980
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 3: this is nothing to the people in it. But there

981
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 3: was a point where there are like arguments that are

982
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: happening that like made me laugh out loud because I'm like,

983
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: I'm actually just watching two sisters argue in the realist way,

984
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 3: like what the fuck does this have to do with

985
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 3: the cult?

986
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: Like the things y'all are beefing about is really just

987
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: like some shit. Me and my sister would be backing

988
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: the things you lied about.

989
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 3: But it was so like just crazy because like the

990
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 3: sister said she was gonna be there early for her

991
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 3: like niece's birthday party, but then showed up two hours

992
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 3: late and didn't apologize. And they're like in this cafe

993
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: yelling at each other about it in this documentary. And

994
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 3: I was like in my bathroom getting ready for bed,

995
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 3: and I had like.

996
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: And then I.

997
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 3: Reheard what was happening, and I was standing there in

998
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 3: my bathroom looking at my laptop and I was like,

999
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: if anyone heard this, Like what does this have to

1000
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 3: do with the fucking colt? Like I'm literally just eavesdropping.

1001
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: And with that being said, I need a new season

1002
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 3: of Mormon Secret Lives.

1003
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: Of more. Yes, I fully agree. Also, the piano tuner

1004
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 2: guy is the most gentle human being I've ever interacted

1005
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: with in my life. And his aura is crazy, like

1006
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: he's so sweet, like he is literally so nice, and

1007
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 2: he could tell I was like dumb as fuck, and.

1008
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: It was like, I mean, your outfit right now is

1009
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: serving super.

1010
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: I literally, like five minutes into talking to him, I

1011
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: was like you and it says gay guy, I'm like,

1012
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 2: this is this is awesome and great, like this is

1013
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: really funny.

1014
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: I like that the way in which we're married, it's literally, oh,

1015
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 3: what's that trend that? It's like rules of our unspoken

1016
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 3: rules of our relationship?

1017
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 2: What are the unspoken rules of unspoken.

1018
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 3: Rule of our relationship is I'll get the appointment or

1019
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: like a handy man or something like this where it's

1020
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: like I'll do the like back and forth, but once

1021
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 3: that man is here to do his job, I'm not

1022
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: speaking to that man like like.

1023
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: But unspoken rule, unspoken rule of our relationship is you

1024
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: leave all of your clothes on the floor of the

1025
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: laundry room and inside the washer and the dryer.

1026
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: Unspoken rule of our relationship is you're a bitch maid

1027
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 3: and I'm a boss.

1028
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: Like what the boss does, what a boss does.

1029
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: Unspoken rules though, Like that's that's a really good one.

1030
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 2: Like what's another one? Like if I get coffee in

1031
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: the morning, you make the bed. If you get coffee

1032
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: in the morning, I make the bed.

1033
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: Well, no, you kind of just make the bed all

1034
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: the time because it's your bed.

1035
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 2: So yeah, when you make the bed, I still unmake

1036
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: it and make it.

1037
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 3: Like it's like neurotic about the way he makes his

1038
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 3: fucking bed. So making his bed is kind of useless.

1039
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 2: Because but it's the thought that counts, and I genuinely

1040
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: appreciate it every time. I'm like, oh that was sweet.

1041
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 3: Like this week, Drew got up and went and got

1042
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: us coffee, so I made the bed because I wake

1043
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 3: up and there's not a body next to me, I'm like, ooh.

1044
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 2: Unspoken rule is that if we get food, we eat

1045
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: it on the floor of my room, no no matter what. Now,

1046
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: like we just like.

1047
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 3: The unspoken rule of our marriages, I have to sleep

1048
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 3: in Drew's bed or else. That means like he's gonna

1049
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 3: think I'm mad at him, and it's like kind of

1050
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 3: weird and it's I.

1051
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: Never once thought that.

1052
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever thought that, but like that's

1053
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: also what I think.

1054
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is weird, Like it

1055
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 3: just like it's not actually weird, but it does become

1056
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 3: like it like weirdly has to be a conversation because

1057
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 3: I'm both. It's like I'll be like, oh, I'm not

1058
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 3: sleeping in your bed tonight and he's like aw why

1059
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I don't know, and then it's

1060
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 3: like no, and I'm like, you're right.

1061
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: The main reason is it's like either I haven't slept

1062
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 2: in a bed alone in weeks or you haven't slept

1063
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 2: in a bed alone in weeks, and we're like, we

1064
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: need to sleep in a bed alone, Like we need

1065
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 2: to take that pony for a ride. What's an unspoken

1066
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: rule of mining Kaia's relationship is if he if I'm

1067
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: hitting it, he can't look at me.

1068
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's missionary.

1069
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 4: Yeah that's really really painful.

1070
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1071
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 3: Unspoken rule of our relationship is if we go out,

1072
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 3: whoever drives out of the house has to drive back.

1073
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 2: Oh literally, and whoever drives the other person pays for parking.

1074
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1075
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 2: Simple, but that's just like common courtesy that shouldn't be

1076
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: how it is. Remember when you up and you had

1077
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 2: a spider in your hair.

1078
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there was a spider in my bonnet.

1079
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 2: I woke up and I left with the spider in

1080
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: her hair overnight in her bonnet, and you know that

1081
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: that spider thought it hit the fucking lottery too. It

1082
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: was like, damn, this is like this is nice, Like

1083
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: it's warm in.

1084
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 4: Here, like I'm limited by chocolate.

1085
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, literally, it's like warm in here, Like this

1086
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: is like I can make webs in this fucking rat nest,

1087
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: like this is lit. And then he woke up in

1088
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 2: the morning and just got ripped to fucking shrill.

1089
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 3: Oh what's worse is he definitely he was like still

1090
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 3: having the night of his life because I when I

1091
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 3: sleep in Drew's bed, I like have my bonnet on

1092
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: and it always comes off, but I like will put

1093
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 3: it on. I'll put my head under He has two pillows.

1094
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 3: I'll put my head on the first pillow and then

1095
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 3: the other pillow. I like kind of have like up

1096
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 3: there and at some point it will fall on my

1097
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 3: head and then just by natural, like I don't know,

1098
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 3: like I'll just end up getting my head up and

1099
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 3: my bonnet gets left behind, so it was left in

1100
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 3: the bonnet and then I got I woke up. I

1101
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 3: was like, oh, that's so annoying, and I wanted to

1102
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 3: like maybe go back to sleep.

1103
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: So I like lifted the pillow.

1104
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 3: And grabbed it, and like it flew out onto my

1105
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 3: lap and it was still kind of moving, and then

1106
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 3: I beat the funk out of it.

1107
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 2: It was a daddy long leg too. Daddy, Hey, daddy, Daddy, daddy, daddy.

1108
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 4: The lives have gone too far.

1109
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: Literally, like there's the gay Spider, the Daddy Spider. Y'all

1110
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 2: know that one song that you've heard on the internet

1111
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: for the last like seven years that it's like, y'all

1112
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 2: know that song? No, yes, you do?

1113
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 4: The last melody kind of unlocked something, but I still

1114
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 4: don't know, Wait what that part I do? But I

1115
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 4: still don't know. Dude, Oh yeah, of course.

1116
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 2: And then they get low and then they go into

1117
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 2: the whole thing right here.

1118
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 4: How many times does that sound been used? I feel

1119
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 4: like it's.

1120
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: Like, at least it's literally like what was soundscape three

1121
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: thousand or whatever from YouTube?

1122
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 4: Soundscape zero zero?

1123
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that the modern version of that.

1124
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say about that.

1125
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: I just wanted to sing it, Honestly, I wanted to

1126
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 2: see if y'all could guess it from you singing it.

1127
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 2: But now that you heard me sing it and then

1128
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 2: you heard the song, you know what I was doing.

1129
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: Well.

1130
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 3: That's like when they like play the Laurel Ye anything whichever,

1131
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: when you read.

1132
00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 7: First green needle, brainstorm, green needle green a rainstorm, Yanny, Yanny, Laurel,

1133
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 7: Laurel Yanny.

1134
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: Hey, my name is Carmen Winstead.

1135
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 3: I literally can't wait till you're like geriatric in dementia.

1136
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm gonna have dementia early.

1137
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we know. Get on the Olympic now.

1138
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: Ozempic undoes it? Yeah, I gotta get back on the

1139
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 1: wagon that I fell off the ozempic.

1140
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 2: We can tell it's.

1141
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 1: Catching back up.

1142
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 3: I can't believe, like, one, how many people are actually

1143
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: on ozempic and two, how many people are bullying people

1144
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 3: who obviously got off of ozempic because they were bullied

1145
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 3: into a position where Ozmpic felt like the only option,

1146
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 3: but then they got yelled at for being too skinny

1147
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 3: and being on ozmpic, and then they got off ozembic.

1148
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 2: It's projection and insecurity. Do it for yourself, babe.

1149
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 3: Oh a lot of y'all just need to like tap

1150
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 3: into my sims or something, or like.

1151
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all need to y'all need to like literally start.

1152
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: Dude.

1153
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,959
Speaker 3: Hobbies are just dead. That's why how we've gotten here.

1154
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 3: And I've been saying it.

1155
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 4: Like I have a hobby. Every meal, shut the fuck

1156
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 4: up every meal.

1157
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not. I'm not kidding, Hi, do not.

1158
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 4: I write down all the calories, all the macronutrients, and

1159
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 4: then I.

1160
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: Weigh all my thing, eating disorder.

1161
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 4: It's a hobby. I'm a man, It's a hobby.

1162
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: It's so sad that men got that hobby so late.

1163
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: I know, we were pretty late to that one.

1164
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so annoying because like now it feels like

1165
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: hearing men talk about eating disorders and like beauty standards

1166
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 3: now feels like when a woman is twenty two and

1167
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 3: meets a guy who's the same age who just did

1168
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 3: mushrooms and is like, dude, the world is like so

1169
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 3: like alive. Like it feels like that same reaction of

1170
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 3: like yeah, like oh, this would have been a fun

1171
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 3: conversation if I was like thirteen again, like but now,

1172
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 3: like we're not finding anything new.

1173
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: I just have to sit there and.

1174
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 2: Be like what johnno Amyan made in Japan? The YouTuber

1175
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 2: No look her up, you know her, but that that

1176
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 2: she stayed in her lane. She minded her fucking business.

1177
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 2: She stood on business, and she is still to this

1178
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 2: day creating some of the greatest content the ever the

1179
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 2: Internet's ever seen. She is a special human being and

1180
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 2: we must protect her. And I need to see fancams

1181
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 2: of her because she didn't know Emmy e m m

1182
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: Y made in Japan. I think she changed her name

1183
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 2: to Emmy made.

1184
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: Our WiFi sucks.

1185
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, she's she's no, she's fierce, like she's

1186
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: fierce as fuck like her. I rediscovered her last night

1187
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 2: on the Raindrop No, she's fine ship, She's fine shit

1188
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 2: for real and like she made the rain Drop cake

1189
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 2: and that was like probably one of the first videos

1190
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 2: I saw of hers. And I looked it up again

1191
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 2: last night and I was like, Wow, she like really

1192
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 2: did her things?

1193
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 3: You just go did She's like, what's her nuts? Before

1194
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 3: like mister Beast became like her target. Oh yeah, Like

1195
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 3: and you know what, she was doing the work because

1196
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: we were like mister Beast's evil mister beasts evil.

1197
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: She said, mister beasts evil, boom evil.

1198
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 3: Al my yeah, me, oh my gosh, no one who

1199
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 3: was FK?

1200
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: So she was saying, where's the thinkers? Where's the thinkers?

1201
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 2: Right here right there?

1202
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: Where are the new thinkers?

1203
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: Bro?

1204
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 3: If people knew what I was thinking all the time,

1205
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 3: I actually know no.

1206
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 2: One, guys. The last thing I want to bring up,

1207
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 2: the last thing that I'll say because it's boring, and

1208
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: I wait till the end of the episode every single

1209
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: episode to talk about basketball. But I finally got to

1210
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: see Tyrane Stokes play in person. He's the number one

1211
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 2: ranked high school basketball recruit. And it was a very

1212
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 2: special night and we made eye contact like three times.

1213
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wait you know that? Yeah, John Morant

1214
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: that was cool. And King Ship that was actually sick.

1215
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 2: But I said, I would.

1216
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: Say, it's kind of one of the guys where I

1217
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 3: hang out with guys and you are like, I'm like,

1218
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 3: guys are always like, dude, She's so cool.

1219
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 2: She's one of the boys. She's like, drink beer. She'll

1220
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 2: drink beer with me.

1221
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: She'll drink beer and talk down on women.

1222
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: You want to fuck your homeboy, you're gay.

1223
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: And show nudes.

1224
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to get into an unsolicited nude sending.

1225
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of years ago.

1226
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 3: That if somebody, if somebody posts the proof boom small

1227
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 3: claims court, why are you posting my nudes?

1228
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,479
Speaker 2: That's like a Nathan for Nathan Fielder a bit. Yeah,

1229
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: but Tyranne Stokes, he's cool and he's actually good at basketball,

1230
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 2: and it was really crazy seeing how much better he.

1231
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: Was to a basketball game to get drunk. That just

1232
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: seems like a good place.

1233
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 2: Let's go to the MAVs. Let's go to the MAVs

1234
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 2: Lakers game in l A and you blackout probably before

1235
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: I mean probably like November or something like.

1236
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: No, I I only do.

1237
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 3: I only want to get drunk like that. I think

1238
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 3: in the summer. By the time fall time comes it

1239
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 3: really I think I play Silent Hill every winter and

1240
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: fall because there's no other way to describe exactly how

1241
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 3: my brain starts to feel. So then drinking isn't as

1242
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 3: much fun because I get really sad. Yeah, I get

1243
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 3: all melancholy.

1244
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: Drink with my day. I found out my drink of

1245
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 2: choice and for the first time I remember, I was like, oh,

1246
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 2: I think I could be an alcoholic like I think

1247
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: I think I could unlock it, like this is really

1248
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 2: special and really all I have to do is.

1249
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 3: The way I wish I recorded you in the car

1250
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 3: because you did.

1251
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1252
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,439
Speaker 3: We left a meeting with our agents and Drew had.

1253
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 2: Two vodka martinis extra fucking stinky and dirty, and then

1254
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 2: after that I had a latte. Bitch. I was euphoric,

1255
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 2: like I haven't felt that good in so long, and

1256
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 2: I realized, like, oh, it's because the alcohol is doing

1257
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 2: what it does for other people for me right now.

1258
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 2: And then I replicated it with two Express of martinis

1259
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 2: at Lucky Strike, and I felt just as good. But

1260
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 2: every single time I do that, though too martinis and

1261
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 2: some coffee, my stomach hurts the worst it's ever hurt

1262
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 2: in my entire life. As I'm trying to polosiz, I

1263
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 2: literally saw a TikTok like that.

1264
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I don't think I liked it.

1265
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: It's a given. It's take a yin and a yang.

1266
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 2: In the moment, I feel great, but before I sleep,

1267
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 2: I feel vile.

1268
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you stay up, you stay up really late.

1269
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was up till five am, but I did

1270
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 2: drink those Express of martinis late. It was like it

1271
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 2: was already like midnight. My gosh, you're like smiling at

1272
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: it like you're in love with me.

1273
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: I am in love with you.

1274
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: I'm in love with you.

1275
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: Whoa, I'm in love with you. And then we saw Kai.

1276
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah we did see Kai.

1277
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 4: What do you mean? What do you mean you saw me?

1278
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: You were on TV.

1279
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 4: That's not what I look like. That's literally, you know what.

1280
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 4: That is what I think I look like.

1281
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: To be my house, I'm literally this is you. And

1282
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 3: then I'm Stan like I'm standing Drew is what's his nuts?

1283
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 2: And do you know the trolley problem?

1284
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: Wait? No, wait, what's the dad's name?

1285
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:45,479
Speaker 4: Uh? Stan? Is it not Stan the dad?

1286
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,959
Speaker 1: Can you shut the funk off? What was I looking?

1287
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 3: More? Yeah?

1288
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: Never speak to her?

1289
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: Was fucked up, and it was really sweet.

1290
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 3: We got like dinner with our agents who we hadn't

1291
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 3: seen in a long time, and without them we would

1292
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 3: literally be like dust Bunny and Randy Marsh Randy, Yeah,

1293
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 3: you're right. One of our agents ordered Drew like a

1294
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 3: specific martini and it literally had Drew so hype and.

1295
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 2: I was saying ship to those people that I should

1296
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 2: have never spoken about. That's for close friends and relationships.

1297
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 3: Only No, you've been on like a weird tangent or

1298
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 3: not tangent. Your trust has obviously been tainted.

1299
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh I don't trust anyone anymore.

1300
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like sad to me because it makes

1301
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 3: you so special.

1302
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: Is your vulnerability.

1303
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 2: Our vulnerability is and that's why you're thrown in my

1304
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 2: fucking face though it gets used against me. Guys. You

1305
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 2: want to see how tan I am?

1306
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, you look good. Well, look at your chest,

1307
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 4: let's see the back.

1308
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 1: You are tan.

1309
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 3: But I think this light is not doing you justice

1310
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 3: because you literally stood and got closer to the light

1311
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 3: and you looked the white as you wait, guy, and

1312
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 3: you put on like a glowing.

1313
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,439
Speaker 2: Okay, that was the episode. Thank you guys for tuning in.

1314
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 2: My media is Grins by Charlie XCX. And then I

1315
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 2: did a double feature and watched F one and then

1316
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 2: twenty seconds later went in saw Naked Gun. Everyone was right,

1317
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 2: that movie was made for me. It's fucking hilarious and

1318
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 2: it did inspire me in a lot of ways. It

1319
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 2: was very special, no literally, and then F one was cool.

1320
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 2: It wasn't as good as Naked Gun or Top Gun though, wait,

1321
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 2: F one, Top Gun, Naked gun.

1322
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: One with my top gun, naked gun.

1323
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 2: Shooting buns were taking pictures with my camera.

1324
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 7: Sony FX mimy picture from FX picked up.

1325
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 2: My show.

1326
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 3: Is how to teleport Jane remover to each of his

1327
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 3: own trees rusin the second time around, Shalamar, feel Cash,

1328
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 3: Coo Bain, Why Carly Simon Madonna

1329
01:04:34,960 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: Bye m hm