WEBVTT - Arasha Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presence enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, no gift temperature? Why a girl,

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<v Speaker 3>We're here. I'm back. I got back last night. I

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<v Speaker 3>was on my trip. I've been on four flights in

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<v Speaker 3>a week. Every single time I made peace with dying.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm back. I'm home. I am back to just

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<v Speaker 3>taking everything for granted, that didn't take that long. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess there's just no stopping. How afraid I am of turbulence,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm screaming. I screamed during turbulence, and then I sat

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<v Speaker 3>next to someone who smelled horrible. And I will say

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<v Speaker 3>Southwest Airlines is now providing pistachios. I've said some nasty

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<v Speaker 3>things about the airline. I've said some nice things. This

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<v Speaker 3>is a good move for an airline.

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<v Speaker 2>Shell or no shell, No shell. Okay, okay, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see if I have any business here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not really.

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<v Speaker 3>I came into the studio today and it smelled like

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<v Speaker 3>somebody had dropped a bottle of perfume, or an air

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<v Speaker 3>freshener had broken or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably one of these gifts. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm just realizing I left the windows open at

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<v Speaker 3>my house. Every window is open right now. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>tip for local burglars. I've got all of my windows

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<v Speaker 3>for the next hour and a half if you can

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<v Speaker 3>get over there. Well, I don't have that much. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>my fridge is empty. I've got nothing to give you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get into the podcast. Today's guest is absolutely fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a Rasha a Rausha.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome. I said, no, thank you. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 3>We were just talking about mononym. Yes, yes we were,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm now kind of circling the idea of just

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<v Speaker 3>dropping my last name altogether.

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<v Speaker 2>It's done.

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<v Speaker 4>Today is the day. It's the announcement. It's just Bridger.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna own Bridger. Yeah. I think if you

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<v Speaker 3>pull up on a name, take the mononym and that

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<v Speaker 3>you know Madonna. Nobody else is going by that.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely No, it's like a parking spot. Well you've claimed it,

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<v Speaker 2>now just throw out the keys, right and stay.

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<v Speaker 3>There really, and I feel like I'm not too late

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<v Speaker 3>on Bridger.

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<v Speaker 2>No oh No's and that's perfectly unique too, because then

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<v Speaker 2>like people, I'm sure they also try to mess that

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<v Speaker 2>up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>But if it's just that one name, that's all you

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<v Speaker 4>got to remember.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that much to learn, right, because I am

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<v Speaker 3>asking people a lot with two of my with two

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<v Speaker 3>names that are a little bit confusing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's inconvenient. Actually, I'm coming here because the people

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<v Speaker 2>have been asking me to ask you to stop giving

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<v Speaker 2>two names out.

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<v Speaker 3>Bridger is being very rude. He's asking too much of me.

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<v Speaker 2>He's giving us a last name.

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<v Speaker 3>A horrible last name, by the way, one that's extremely.

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<v Speaker 2>Difficult, awful, it's so rude.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really cruel what I'm doing to people. Yes, so,

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<v Speaker 3>but Bridger, if people can commit to Bridger, huge, this

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<v Speaker 3>could be big for me. Yeah, you kind of do

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<v Speaker 3>this with your name, right right right. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>you can own that now and nobody can really fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. I think there's like maybe like there's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be one more Rasha out there that's like shit, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, But but there is a I know there's

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<v Speaker 2>a resort and spa in Ecuador called.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's far enough away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, well listen, I'm like we can collaborate.

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<v Speaker 3>Brand yeah, brand sponsor, sponsorship something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty probably I am brand open, I'm brand curious.

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<v Speaker 2>Become the face of a Russia. I'm just saying, like

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<v Speaker 2>a nice place.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh, would like I've look it up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got like waterfalls.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, truly, if something has a waterfall, I'm on board.

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<v Speaker 2>It's waterfall mononym. That's all we need to say.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we were just talking about the idea of

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<v Speaker 3>everyone just being called by their number, which I said, well,

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<v Speaker 3>what if you know, chronologically speaking, what number would I

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<v Speaker 3>be at this point? I mean, I can't even how

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<v Speaker 3>many people do you think have been alive so far?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Because we always talk about the current.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, we're in at what eight billions.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like that. I don't know when we made the

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<v Speaker 2>jump from seven billion to eight billions, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>happy quick, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>But also was it wasn't always.

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<v Speaker 3>In the million, it's and it's the billion. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like it's getting you know, one hundred and fifty years

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<v Speaker 3>ago is probably like now, I'm just making I would

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<v Speaker 3>say probably like four billion or something. You know, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like Earth the population has rapidly exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>When, but when do you think that we hit like

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<v Speaker 2>the billion mark? Right? When did a billion people?

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<v Speaker 3>How long did it? Yeah? And before did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever? Like teeter a little under.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we should guess how many jelly beans are

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<v Speaker 3>in the jar? How many people have been alive in

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<v Speaker 3>the history of Earth. I would say like one hundred,

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and thirty people.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. So that feels really large.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that might be too much. You've been too far.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, people are going to think we're dumb. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 4>don't get.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually I am going to google this. How many what's

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<v Speaker 3>the rough? How many people have been alive ever since

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<v Speaker 3>the beginning of time? Here we go, okay, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to look at this stupid AI overview.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not looking into them.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the d give me the I'm going.

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<v Speaker 3>To the Population Reference Bureau. This is this is a real.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's got bureau in the name and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's being led by seventeen billion or so, Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a rough n one hundred and seventeen billion.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta say I'm a little disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I really thought we were going to learn

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<v Speaker 2>like a new word, like, you know, like a gajillion.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred and seventeen. Seems like we could get there now.

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<v Speaker 3>We could get one hundred and seventeen billion people on Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, reproduce everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, We've got the Midwest to fill up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, please, because no one's there.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no but there's a lot of farmland we could build,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, some tall buildings, fill them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what everybody's asking for out there, they want

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<v Speaker 2>really really vertical building.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I really do think since the beginning of time,

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<v Speaker 3>I would have guessed at least like three hundred billion, No, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I four hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Billion, And I was like, no, don't say that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>like so few, that's like stupid. But I guess a

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<v Speaker 2>billion really is. It's a big thing. Big.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you start comparing that to how that like

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<v Speaker 3>really puts into perspective again, how much money a billionaire has.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and we're here, and we're here and I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>we found ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, since the beginning of time. So I basically

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<v Speaker 3>would probably be like, you know, one hundred and sixteen Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and sixteen seven hundred million something.

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<v Speaker 2>Something that's actually pretty exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>That number is kind of exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we're the most recent billion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not that much to remember. No, no, could

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<v Speaker 3>work as names.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah No, That's what I'm saying is like, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to stand out, you know, as actors, as comedians,

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<v Speaker 2>as performers, Like we just need to step in from

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<v Speaker 2>the slate and say, Hi, I'm one hundred and sixteen billion,

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<v Speaker 2>seven hundred million and forty five fall I'm changing my

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<v Speaker 2>IMDb now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I get on it. The custom URLs are

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<v Speaker 4>going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Go off, but I'll keep Wineger one hundred and seventeen billion,

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<v Speaker 3>six hundred million, forty five winegar uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like catchy yeah, yeah, that's a name that

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<v Speaker 2>rolls off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm glad that we've gotten around to this, because

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<v Speaker 3>I do need to fix my name. People have been

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<v Speaker 3>asking for it, they're riding in, they're bagging shit.

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<v Speaker 2>So and you're just now doing something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well that's kind of how I live my entire life,

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<v Speaker 3>to be honest, I snooze like seventeen emails this morning, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>next week, next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you snooze your alarm too in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, And but it's at nine minutes. Why is

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<v Speaker 3>it nine minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a normals as well. Is that like a

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<v Speaker 2>rem thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. That's a good question. Why how did

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<v Speaker 3>they land on nine not just ten? I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>a regular alarm is usually like, if you had an

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<v Speaker 3>alarm clock, it'd probably be ten minutes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if regular alarm clocks even snooze, do they?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the iPhone introduced that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, a regular like digital alarm clock has the button

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<v Speaker 3>you can slam, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>And we love that from the movies, just the yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the alarm clock this button? I've always wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>do that, and we can't do that with our iPhones.

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<v Speaker 3>I had an alarm clock, a Pokemon alarm clock as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid that was singing the Pokemon theme song. Just

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<v Speaker 3>just it's such an annoying thing to wake up to.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a whole? So you're like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be the very best. I don't want to cas I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be my worst in sleep all day. I

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<v Speaker 2>get that, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't think that because I think that was shape probably

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<v Speaker 3>like a snore lax or something. So I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>I had a snooze I had.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a Montana one and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like shape like her head.

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<v Speaker 2>It was well, it was like a big purple one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>But her like arm was kind of sticking out like

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<v Speaker 2>it was like in the like she her arms were

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<v Speaker 2>the terrifying. Oh yeah, she was like twelve and three

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<v Speaker 2>like the you know, so she'd like move around. But

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I thought it was cute when I

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<v Speaker 2>was younger. I guess I didn't think that we're just

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<v Speaker 2>deforming Hannah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, kind of disembodied hands. Yeah, that seems I'm having

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<v Speaker 3>a very hard time picturing that. And now Miley's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of she just did her big she went back and

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<v Speaker 3>did she say she was she singing again as Hannah Montana?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but yeah, yeah, yeah, she had her big twentieth anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>But the big gag was that she wasn't wearing a wig.

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<v Speaker 2>She just like had dyed some of her hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and she.

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<v Speaker 2>Has a new song. Amazing gag. And then the new

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<v Speaker 2>song is like to my younger self or something. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just touching it was. I did watch it. I did

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<v Speaker 2>watch it while I was on vacation. On vacation, I

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<v Speaker 2>was in Miami. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I could

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<v Speaker 2>you call it a vacation if I was there for

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>No, absolutely not. I think that that's robbery. I think

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<v Speaker 3>if you have to go, I am record is saying

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<v Speaker 3>if you have to go to a different location for

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<v Speaker 3>someone's wedding, they should have to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm so glad you brought this up.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say it about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that you have to pay for like

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<v Speaker 2>the flight. I get it, like people are coming in

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<v Speaker 2>from like all over, but I feel as though you

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<v Speaker 2>have to give something, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I guess we are getting dinner, dinner, But.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a dinner at every wedding, Okay, so that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>mean anything great.

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<v Speaker 4>So that cancels out, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Drinks again most weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>Mostly if you're a good person.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, there's going to be something offered to you.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you got to stay somewhere. Yes, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you're paying for a vacation, which is why I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm trying to trick my head into being like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was on vacation, and you know, I just also,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a wedding in town that I attended.

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<v Speaker 3>How long were you there for?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally two days?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that was not a vacation. They should have

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<v Speaker 3>paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>That, exactly. They're selfish.

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<v Speaker 3>If you had been there for six months, that would

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<v Speaker 3>make sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. Then obviously we have to do half and half.

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<v Speaker 2>They fund three months.

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<v Speaker 3>I found three months.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only right, and you've got time for a wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>right right, I can squeeze it in. But it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lovely wedding. I love Miami and I

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<v Speaker 2>do love a wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, Well then see this is again where I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not crazy about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 3>The dancing part I like the rest of it. I

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<v Speaker 3>can do without. Like the ceremonies, the ceremonious agony for me,

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<v Speaker 3>most of the socializing is no fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>In general, the dinner's kind of mediocre. What am I

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<v Speaker 3>there for?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, let's not say friendship, No, definitely not friendship.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not going there. Do not worry. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a motto that I have been recently living by. My

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<v Speaker 2>brother's friend actually gave this advice to him and he

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<v Speaker 2>passed on to me, and it works for any horrible

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<v Speaker 2>situation that you're in. Maybe not any, but for a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them. It helps me when I'm just like

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<v Speaker 2>life sucks right now. At least it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so that's the problem. Most of my horrible things.

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<v Speaker 2>Are boring, really tell me a horrible thing.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I mean, like, I can't even think of them,

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<v Speaker 3>they're so dull.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, most of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Things that are bad for me are in general not

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<v Speaker 3>even worth talking or writing about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, but then I'm going to peel it a

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<v Speaker 2>layer back and I'm actually going to say, what's interesting

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<v Speaker 2>is that it's happening to you barely. That's interesting. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not just having a regular old day.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm upset and again this is my this is just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of the average daily thing for me is I'm

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<v Speaker 3>upset and board at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Then how interesting that this is a pattern for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're seeing trends that is of interest.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so weddings, reunions, even if it's like you got

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<v Speaker 2>beef with the people interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is true. I do kind of agree with this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is how I deal with a bad dinner. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>or if I like try a new restaurant and it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't that great. I'm like, well, at least it was

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<v Speaker 3>not the same thing. At least I didn't enjoy myself

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<v Speaker 3>in a new location.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, absolutely, there's something to consistency.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, So there's a little bit of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I basically at this point in my life, if I

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<v Speaker 3>agree to something, I'm like, well, at least it just

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<v Speaker 3>won't be you know, sitting in front of my computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'll have left the house.

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<v Speaker 4>But isn't it just nice to sit in front of

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<v Speaker 4>your Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels so good to kind of just dull the pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, just show me my calendar one more time. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me just scroll to the right and look at this

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<v Speaker 2>Apple calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I'll circle back to a snoozed email.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is just like drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, what did you do while you were in Miami?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, I went to the water, Okay, very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you go in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just an ankle okay, that's me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm more of an ocean ankle person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go deep in there. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want that, but it was nice, you know. And then

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<v Speaker 2>let me see, we were staying in Fort Lauderdale technically

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<v Speaker 2>because that's where we flew in. And then there was

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<v Speaker 2>like an airbnb, and then the wedding had like a

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<v Speaker 2>pre party, you know those the pre the day before.

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<v Speaker 3>The commitments to take it so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And again fully funded by myself, because you gotta be

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<v Speaker 2>supportive to your friends. So we go to the prey,

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<v Speaker 2>which was at some like pizza place that was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds nice, sure, sure, And then like a big basketball

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<v Speaker 2>game was happening for college basketball.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you were going to say they made

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<v Speaker 3>you play basketball?

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<v Speaker 2>Got going home? I just like made a half court shot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was crazy. No, there was some because it was

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<v Speaker 2>March madness. Okay, yes, you know anything about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I can say sweet sixteen. I can say the college

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<v Speaker 3>players are playing and eventually they get into this and

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<v Speaker 3>their brackets and eventually someone has crowned the winner.

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<v Speaker 2>What's sweet sixteen?

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<v Speaker 3>That is the final sixteen teams we're playing? Okay, well

0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:24.240
<v Speaker 3>we narrowed down to the terrible two. That's not two.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the final right, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 3>probably the final two.

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<v Speaker 2>The final two. Yeah, the count, the final count, final

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<v Speaker 2>countdown to two, that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there are the four, the two, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>The four is eight.

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<v Speaker 3>We're getting out of billions?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something like that. So we caught the end of

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<v Speaker 2>one of those. Kay, right, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you cheering?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you excited?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I was just kind of going with it, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the kind of person I am on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not very much like Adamant that we like, go

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<v Speaker 2>do one and go do the next, which is strange

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<v Speaker 2>because I am I think type A and I do

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<v Speaker 2>like my life and work to be organized. But for me,

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<v Speaker 2>on vacation or any sort of other trip, I am

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<v Speaker 2>very much like I'm going to do whatever the vibes

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<v Speaker 2>are calling.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's smart on vacation. Yeah, this is like

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<v Speaker 3>in the last five to ten years vacations for me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like I will have some big tent pole events

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<v Speaker 3>and then everything else because planning it down minute to

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<v Speaker 3>minute makes it a nightmare. Yes, it just becomes a

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<v Speaker 3>stress like everything is a challenge. You're trying to get

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<v Speaker 3>to everything on time. I just go and have a

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<v Speaker 3>pleasant time, as you should, maybe have three or four

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<v Speaker 3>things I really want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, agreed. I think if you have a schedule or

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<v Speaker 2>a timetable. I know it makes some people feel better,

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<v Speaker 2>but for me, I'm like, well then, how is this

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<v Speaker 2>any different from my daily life where I'm like meeting

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<v Speaker 2>from nine to Okay, that's the same thing. I get

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<v Speaker 2>the argument of people because I also just went to Japan.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, that's a great place to not have that

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<v Speaker 3>much of a schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness. But let me tell you. Everybody tried

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<v Speaker 2>to infiltrate a schedule for me. They were like, and

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<v Speaker 2>then this place, and then this place, and you got

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<v Speaker 2>to see this, and you got to do this, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going all that so such a far distance that

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<v Speaker 2>if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Go, you got to make it worth it, and you

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<v Speaker 4>got to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I want to lay. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to lay horizontally in a beautiful new place. Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go see an old historical building? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you sure? Because what am I going to do? How

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<v Speaker 2>long am I going to spend looking at it? Where

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<v Speaker 2>did you go in Japan? Everywhere? Everywhere? Bridge or they

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<v Speaker 2>made me go everywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you go with friends?

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<v Speaker 4>I went with my boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, so we went to We flew into Tokyo

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<v Speaker 2>and then we did Kyoto. We took day trips to

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<v Speaker 2>Osaka to Nara to Hakone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh beautiful, It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Truly so beautiful. Like loved it, loved it, loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was recovering from the vacation for like two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks out. Oh the.

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<v Speaker 3>Jet lag coming back from Japan is one of the

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<v Speaker 3>most surreal things I've ever experienced.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still Monday, yeah, sure, like, surely it cannot.

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<v Speaker 3>Be oh agony. I was like, Oh, I think I've

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<v Speaker 3>just fully now broken the way I can sleep and

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<v Speaker 3>I just will never be the same again.

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<v Speaker 2>It was worth it, No, Like I left a part

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<v Speaker 2>of me in Japan, I don't know, and part of

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<v Speaker 2>it is in the air on the flight because I

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<v Speaker 2>hear what you're saying about turbulence too. Oh scary, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's terrifying scary.

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<v Speaker 3>My boyfriend was trying to tell me he's watched a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of YouTube so I don't know when I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>seen any of these YouTube videos he's watched about planes. Yeah,

0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:41.040
<v Speaker 3>but he's and knock on wood, but he says that

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<v Speaker 3>he's watched a lot of pilots say that turbulence cannot

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<v Speaker 3>no matter how bad it is, it's not really going

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<v Speaker 3>to do anything yes, but what are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? So that's just to shake things up,

0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:56.679
<v Speaker 2>like just in case you guys were feeling secure and safe,

0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:58.720
<v Speaker 2>we just want to bounce around a little.

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<v Speaker 3>I am flying off my How is that not dangerous? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I putting my tray table up there? Yes?

0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:07.639
<v Speaker 2>But you're right, that is what I hear. Is like,

0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:10.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like, imagine that the clouds are like a big

0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:16.159
<v Speaker 2>bounce house and the plane is literally just doing that fun.

0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the thing that the plane should not be doing.

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<v Speaker 3>So now it is in danger as far as I'm concerned,

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't need a pilot telling me otherwise.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, I might just be joining the people who are

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<v Speaker 2>applauding when we land sometimes.

0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:32.720
<v Speaker 3>And out landing for me, I'm even scared about. I

0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:34.520
<v Speaker 3>had my windows shut and I thought we were still

0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:36.879
<v Speaker 3>descending it and we hit the crap and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always scary when you aren't keeping track and all

0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:41.440
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you land.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh, period, I'm here, all right.

0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Got it. No, it's very scary. And truly flying is

0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:50.800
<v Speaker 2>like the least my least favorite part of getting to

0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:51.960
<v Speaker 2>go places.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time, I'm like, I think this is I can't

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<v Speaker 3>do this anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time I'm gonna fly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm driving or taking a boat from now on because

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<v Speaker 3>it's just too much.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the grace of walking? Fucking I'll get there

0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:05.400
<v Speaker 2>when I get there, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>We can stop on the way. There's no rush.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you about Nara. I haven't been to

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<v Speaker 3>Nara in Japan. This is where all the deer are.

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<v Speaker 2>Right that, yes, yes, indeed, what was this experience? So

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<v Speaker 2>the big thing that's there are indeed the deer that

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<v Speaker 2>you get to meet and exchange some bows.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>They say it's like the hippogriff in Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting apparently. Okay, don't come for me with the

0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Harry Potter stuff. I swear I love him. But but yes,

0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 2>I think it's like some sort of thing where, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you like, you bow in front of it and it

0:21:48.400 --> 0:21:52.000
<v Speaker 2>bows back, and so similarly the deer they do this

0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:54.120
<v Speaker 2>as well. You bow and the deer bow, and then

0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:56.359
<v Speaker 2>you get to give them the crackers that people on

0:21:56.400 --> 0:22:00.439
<v Speaker 2>the street are giving to you. I am a little rightened.

0:22:00.680 --> 0:22:04.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm a scared person in general, Okay, and and

0:22:04.960 --> 0:22:07.280
<v Speaker 2>I and I am so scared. I think of a

0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:09.960
<v Speaker 2>lot of animals because I I didn't grow up with

0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:12.879
<v Speaker 2>any pets, so I always I have this theory that

0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:16.159
<v Speaker 2>animals can sense that, right, and so they're like you,

0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:17.800
<v Speaker 2>you haven't had an animal in your home, like you

0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:21.240
<v Speaker 2>don't get us to bully you exactly, And I'm fair, fair,

0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:23.439
<v Speaker 2>fair fair, I'm gonna keep myself at a distance. So

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I I was trying to, you know, be friendly and

0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.320
<v Speaker 2>not be a threat and just kind of be there.

0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.200
<v Speaker 2>But it was also just so public. They just were

0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:35.439
<v Speaker 2>very much around. They're walking like on the street like

0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:40.399
<v Speaker 2>it's they're just around. It's very and they very clean.

0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Do they seem yeah, yeah, I mean you know, as

0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:48.600
<v Speaker 2>clean as you know wild animals can be. But but

0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:52.199
<v Speaker 2>they are truly so cherished in that city. That is

0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:56.600
<v Speaker 2>like the beauty of this landmark. And it's it's disappointing

0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:58.800
<v Speaker 2>because I think a lot of people don't understand that,

0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:02.480
<v Speaker 2>and there's always to be like naturally like disrespect. I'm

0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:06.360
<v Speaker 2>annoying person, right, Someone's like what happens if I push it?

0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:10.320
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, well then you'll die, Like they'll come back.

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.879
<v Speaker 3>I've seen the videos of deer like punching people.

0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh yes, And those signs are everywhere too. It's

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.760
<v Speaker 2>like there are big signs that are like, you know,

0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:22.440
<v Speaker 2>don't touch them, feed them, but like if you get

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 2>too close, like trust like they are wild attack and

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.560
<v Speaker 2>they should right. And I was like, and you know what,

0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take that one step previous and just hardly

0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:32.480
<v Speaker 2>do anything.

0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:33.320
<v Speaker 3>Did you feed one?

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:34.400
<v Speaker 2>I've fed one?

0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:36.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay, do just like lick it out of your hand.

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's more of like a little pinch. Oh.

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, I don't like that.

0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:42.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't like it either. It is interesting,

0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:45.199
<v Speaker 2>it is interesting, but you know it's a little it's

0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:47.320
<v Speaker 2>a little grab and it's like if you know how

0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.439
<v Speaker 2>that feels on your hand, then lovely. Sure. But we

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 2>we similarly also did This wasn't in Nara, This was

0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:58.240
<v Speaker 2>in Osuka. Maybe we went to the monkey park.

0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 3>I think that's I went to in Kyoto. That was

0:24:01.720 --> 0:24:03.639
<v Speaker 3>in Kyoto where you go inside the little place and

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:05.000
<v Speaker 3>they're like the grapes.

0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it was called Arashiyama.

0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:07.879
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that sounds familiar.

0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Perfect, And the monkeys in there we fed and that

0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 2>was so cute. That was so wonderful.

0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:19.399
<v Speaker 3>Although I saw a family just letting their toddler walk around,

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:21.160
<v Speaker 3>it is like that toddler's going to be taken into

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:21.680
<v Speaker 3>the forest.

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Just what are you doing? Okay? And I'm actually so

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:26.160
<v Speaker 2>glad that you said this because I need to share

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:28.080
<v Speaker 2>a story that I haven't actually said out loud. And

0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:30.119
<v Speaker 2>I hope that it's okay because it's not my trauma.

0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 2>It's in fact, my brother's trauma. So, uh, my brother

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.800
<v Speaker 2>and I were both born in India and we spent

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:38.400
<v Speaker 2>just like the first couple of years of our life

0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 2>there before my family immigrated while we were in India.

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:42.480
<v Speaker 2>This is a fully true story.

0:24:42.520 --> 0:24:43.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm so excited.

0:24:43.760 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Based on the theme.

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I wasn't born yet, I believe I think

0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 2>my brother was just like one okay, And in India

0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:57.840
<v Speaker 2>there are monkeys around and they are similarly also just

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:02.960
<v Speaker 2>out and about. And my brother's room, my mom like

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:06.480
<v Speaker 2>had just put him down in his crib and was

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:08.480
<v Speaker 2>just like she just like walked out for a second.

0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 2>The door was open, and a monkey came into his

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 2>room and picked him up, oh and took him out?

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 3>What how did they get him back?

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:23.679
<v Speaker 2>So so full kidnapping? The monkey like just took my

0:25:23.760 --> 0:25:26.399
<v Speaker 2>brother out the window, and my mom like kind of

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 2>comes back. She like sees a little bit of this happened,

0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:31.600
<v Speaker 2>and she's freaking out. She's crying, she's screaming, she's on

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 2>the phone. She's like a monkey took face, so like crying.

0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:35.840
<v Speaker 3>You can't reason with a monkey.

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, but get this a few seconds later, brings

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 2>him back and just puts him back. She experience, but

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 2>also like is that my brother?

0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Interesting, did the monkey return?

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:52.479
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:55.359
<v Speaker 3>You cannot do a dnahs. I could rip the family

0:25:55.400 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 3>apart exactly.

0:25:56.400 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 2>No, we don't talk about it, but like genuinely true story. Wow,

0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Like like I was just talking about it with my

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:04.600
<v Speaker 2>brother too, because he just went back to India for

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.399
<v Speaker 2>something and he was talking about and he was like

0:26:06.440 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 2>and like I saw some monkeys and like if you remember,

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:11.119
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, you're trauma, Yeah, you're trauma. And

0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:13.199
<v Speaker 2>he was like, thank you for remembering that.

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:15.920
<v Speaker 3>He could have been swapped.

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:20.399
<v Speaker 2>He probably was, baby, I mean listen, like truly the

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.879
<v Speaker 2>monkeys were like I imagine, they just like held him

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:24.959
<v Speaker 2>up and all of them were like look look at

0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:27.639
<v Speaker 2>the human boy. And he was like, can I please

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:29.199
<v Speaker 2>go back? To my crib.

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:31.080
<v Speaker 3>That's very exciting.

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:34.560
<v Speaker 2>I know it's good for him. Good for him. I mean,

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's scared.

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 3>But I wonder what happened in those few seconds where

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 3>the monkey was like, okay, maybe I've maybe I've crossed

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:41.919
<v Speaker 3>the liney.

0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:45.439
<v Speaker 2>We'll never know. Wow, well, like we'll actually never know.

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:48.520
<v Speaker 2>I need to actually like, like ask my mom.

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 3>Mom. I know that's real trauma for her. Oh my god.

0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:56.399
<v Speaker 3>I went missing in like a community center once, and

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 3>that was enough for my mom.

0:26:57.840 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, do you remember.

0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 3>I do remember, because they found me. I think I

0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:03.880
<v Speaker 3>was like two. They found me in the women's restroom

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 3>on the toilet.

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.119
<v Speaker 2>You creep, you big old.

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Creep, creeping around. But that was a hugely traumatic thing

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 3>for her. So I can't imagine like my monkey has

0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 3>taken your baby.

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:19.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, I mean listen, this is obviously

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 2>not the same thing. But like, you know, when you

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:22.480
<v Speaker 2>lose your phone.

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I think it's worse.

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I knowing is like pennies, but this, when you

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 2>lose your phone, you're like.

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.479
<v Speaker 3>Can't take care of itself. Hey, what am I going

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 3>to do?

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 2>It must be so scared. It's like the sixteenth version

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 2>of that thing. It's probably horrified.

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 3>It's running out of batteries. It could be stepped on.

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Its silenced.

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:48.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh of cose, do not disturb Folly.

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's shaking.

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 3>You can't speak for itself.

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Poor thing.

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 3>And a baby, I mean a baby is probably gonna find.

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Its way, right, You'll learn your words, you'll talk to somebody,

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 2>We'll find you selfish.

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, speaking of trauma and being shaken up. Yeah,

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 3>I was excited to have you here on the podcast.

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 3>I thought Russia will come by, we'll have a nice

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 3>conversation and move on with our lives. Yes, the podcast

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:16.960
<v Speaker 3>is called I said no gifts, so I was a

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 3>little surprised when you kind of sauntered into the studio

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 3>holding what I would describe it as a very large,

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 3>heavy gift.

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Right except for me, I mean I thought it was

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:34.120
<v Speaker 2>like a sarcastic thing, you know how like people are

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>like I'm having a party, but like no gifts, and

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like, don't be a dick, bring a gift, right,

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>So I just didn't want to be rude, so I did.

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I did bring a back pedal.

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, it is enormous and it is heavy.

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 2>It's very heavy.

0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Here, I'll grab it. Okay, this is an enormous Uh.

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 3>It's a like a cardboard box with some beautiful blue

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 3>tissue flying out.

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Huh.

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was gonna, like I told you, I was.

0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm a scared person. I worry so much. I overthink

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 2>like crazy. Right, So last night I was thinking about

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 2>how I was gonna wrap this box for you, and

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, we have this like gift wrap paper.

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:21.160
<v Speaker 2>We have this with this Christmas wrapping. I could wrap

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:22.320
<v Speaker 2>it up. I could tape it, but I don't know.

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Half time and.

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 4>Then I was like, maybe I'll just put tissue paper

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 4>on top.

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Then and hear that I love that this podcast is

0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 3>doing this to people.

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, listen, I got creative.

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Well should we open it here?

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's a lot to this. There are, in fact,

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I think a few stages, oh my god, that we

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 2>will hit.

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 3>Did they have to go in order? No?

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 2>No, not at all. I think I think there's there's

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:52.080
<v Speaker 2>like a stack of something right at the top. Okay,

0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 2>and I think we maybe either start or end with that.

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, perfect, Yes, all right, let's get some.

0:29:57.000 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Tissue here, yes, yes, get it out of there. Okay.

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh I like this.

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I'm so glad you asked. Oh my god,

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 2>this is such a casual.

0:30:11.120 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Natural transition bestpool with the Rush show. Want to be

0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:15.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh is this a new podcast?

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>It is?

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Is this launched yet?

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:22.680
<v Speaker 2>It did? It did launched? And this is my formal

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 2>request to have you on.

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, of course.

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:29.600
<v Speaker 2>So these are the fires from the show that we've

0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 2>put up around town. It's a call in confession show, right,

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 2>and anybody can call that number and leave a dirty

0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 2>little secret.

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 3>We've got to get a phone number for this show.

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh ell, let's get on it. Get us Okay, So

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:48.479
<v Speaker 3>people call in and leave secrets? Have you gotten some

0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 3>some You're gonna get a like a murder confession?

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:53.840
<v Speaker 3>You are just asking for that.

0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>So so I have a lovely, lovely team that is

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:02.160
<v Speaker 2>the ones who go through all the calls. Okay they

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 2>So we we put I sort of put these flyers

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 2>up around town. I put up some social media to

0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 2>promote the show and everything, and we got Currently we're

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:18.480
<v Speaker 2>at about sixteen thousand confessions. What a catastrophe of what

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:21.960
<v Speaker 2>how do you get through that? I mean, listen, we

0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 2>love our interns, we love our interns, so they screen

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 2>and pick out the craziest ones and then play them

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 2>live for me and a guest. I come on, you

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 2>have to come on.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.920
<v Speaker 3>You come on with a monkey calls and says it

0:31:36.960 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 3>took a baby.

0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 2>This was crazy. I really regret doing this. I shouldn't

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>have done this, but I took somebody's brother.

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is very exciting. Well, people will need to

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 3>listen to this. Yes, and should I say the phone

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 3>number on this podcast?

0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely sure?

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 3>Might as well throw some more into the sixteen thousands,

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 3>for sure.

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:57.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean listen, you brought up the podcast I didn't

0:31:57.160 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>say or do, and oh I underneath it and.

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:04.120
<v Speaker 3>I we'll get to this in just a moment. Sure,

0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 3>but the phone number listener, if you want to call

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.360
<v Speaker 3>and leave a secret, is two one three four two

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 3>one one nine six four. Okay, very exciting, perfect speaking

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 3>of these like uh telephone pole things you staple on.

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 3>I saw somebody going around Highland Park that did not

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 3>look like an official today, A man with a beautiful

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:26.320
<v Speaker 3>long gray ponytail, ripping all of the signs off.

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, have you seen this guy before? Yeah? No,

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 2>right me talking, that's my guy. That is my father.

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this guy didn't look like he was from the

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:38.920
<v Speaker 3>city or anything. I was like, who is this interesting?

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, because what I did learn is that some neighborhoods

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 2>it is illegal, Oh put stuff on?

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Why cares come?

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Surely there's got to be crazier stuff going on that

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 2>you have to attend to. No, But apparently in a

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>few places, including I think North Hollywood and Studio City,

0:32:56.960 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe a couple of the places that's put that stuff up. Okay,

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 2>now East Hollywood staple tape, taste on the sidewalk you want, yeah,

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure there's lots of other options.

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 4>But I learned that as we were kind of putting

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 4>them up, as I was like, why.

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Aren't there any on these interesting?

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, looks like we have to

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 3>actually check, yeah, because there's some neighborhood busybody going around

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 3>taking them off like this guy.

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, sorry, you hate community and podcasts, right,

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 2>you hate promotion? Got it?

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:30.959
<v Speaker 3>Well that's very interesting to know. Well, everyone, keep your

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:33.320
<v Speaker 3>eye out for a man with a long gray ponytail.

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 3>He's coming for your sign.

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he hates fest Pool. Yes, he hates this show.

0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, it seems like we have a lot to

0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 3>look at here in this box. Okay, listener, uh and viewers, Yeah,

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 3>you may not be aware of what's going on here,

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 3>but this is a box literally full of what seems

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 3>to be perfumes and lotions. And okay, first of all,

0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 3>we've got something called marad Acney Control retexturizing body pads.

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Is there something to say before we get into.

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 2>All of these? There absolutely is, because.

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Right, there's so many items.

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of items. And here's the thing

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna say this in the most positive

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 2>and best way that I know, you know, as as

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you relate, right, we we we receive so

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 2>many kind gifts, sure, sure, And and you know, oftentimes

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 2>from brands you know that are like you know, releasing

0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 2>new lines, new launches of their own, and a lot

0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 2>of times, right they'll tap on people like us to

0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 2>help promote them. Try to try it, and they'll and

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:47.720
<v Speaker 2>they'll send over that that good, good, good free pr

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:50.840
<v Speaker 2>And let me just say this loud and proud. I

0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:58.520
<v Speaker 2>am so thankful, I'm so blessed, and I'm so grateful. However,

0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I have an abundance. This is unbelievable I've got a lot,

0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:08.839
<v Speaker 2>and I want to share the wealth of some of

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 2>these lovely brands.

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 3>This feels like I could just this amount of different

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:19.439
<v Speaker 3>skin products could absolutely burn you into a skeleton, right

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:21.280
<v Speaker 3>exactly like you used all at once.

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't. Yeah, it's it's a little stressful for me

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.840
<v Speaker 2>to feel like I need to use them every single

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:28.880
<v Speaker 2>day in order to you know, that's not like a

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:33.479
<v Speaker 2>consistent regimen exactly exactly. So I do use all of these.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I just use the first one that they've sent, and

0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm still on that. I'm still on the first one

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:40.920
<v Speaker 2>that they've sent, And I don't want these to expire

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:43.239
<v Speaker 2>in any way, and I want to share them with

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 2>my new good friend Bridge.

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at something called a hair body and linen misst.

0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:50.040
<v Speaker 3>We won't say the brand, so we can say whatever

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.120
<v Speaker 3>we want about it. Yeah, I feel like if something

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 3>is for your hair body and for fabric, we're getting

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:57.760
<v Speaker 3>into some dangerous tears.

0:35:57.800 --> 0:35:59.959
<v Speaker 4>It's giving head and shoulder and knees and toes.

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:03.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're a little like, what which of these will

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:04.440
<v Speaker 3>it damage the least?

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:07.279
<v Speaker 4>Right, We're gonna need We're gonna need one focus point.

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:09.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because if I can put it on my rug.

0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I'm crazy about putting it in

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 3>my hair.

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:15.319
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I mean it is a.

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:17.080
<v Speaker 3>Gorgeous Again, we won't say the name.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, and can I at least say this though

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:21.840
<v Speaker 2>it's a celebrity brand.

0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh it is.

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 2>And that tells you a lot.

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 3>That tells you everything you need to know about the

0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 3>fact that it does does it all? This could probably

0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:32.400
<v Speaker 3>be used as like windshield wipe or fluid or something.

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 2>And listen, this is for everybody. This is for the team. Okay,

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:38.799
<v Speaker 2>everybody's gonna get a look in this box. If you're like,

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, free pr I am sharing.

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:45.919
<v Speaker 3>We've got something called a B tight lift and firm

0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:48.240
<v Speaker 3>booty mask. I'll put that on now.

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 2>That one I'm not sharing with anybody except for you. Actually,

0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:53.439
<v Speaker 2>that one is for you, and I thought you could

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 2>apply it, you know, on.

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 3>Camera, would be a good name for me.

0:36:55.920 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Be tight, be tight, B time, not minem be tight.

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:03.319
<v Speaker 3>Be tight. Okay, So we've got I mean, and then

0:37:03.320 --> 0:37:05.320
<v Speaker 3>we've got I mean, we're just listener. Yeah, it's a

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 3>kind of have you gotten anything where you tried using

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 3>it and it was like, oh, this was a big mistake.

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>So okay there. Okay, so there's a lot of skincare

0:37:14.040 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 2>of top, underneath is a lot of makeup. Oh okay,

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>eyes peeled. I know huge. I'm not I'm not saying

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:26.439
<v Speaker 2>that I'm not into this. It just personally isn't great

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 2>for me. But uh the brand, two faced shout out

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 2>to face face. Yeah, yeah, t o, Okay, we're good.

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I know. They send me their like new like makeup.

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 2>They like always drop new like lip gloss or new

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>blush or whatever. They specifically do a lot of lip injection. Okay,

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.640
<v Speaker 2>so stuff that's going to make your lips a little

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 2>fun at home.

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 3>Lip injection at home?

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Right, So no needles or anything. It's just you put

0:37:53.640 --> 0:37:55.960
<v Speaker 2>a gloss on. But then it gives you just a

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a burn. Oh and you know some people.

0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Like the burn, right it feels like something's working.

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Sure, or you know, they want to feel something.

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Right, I don't want to to me that that makes

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:11.120
<v Speaker 3>me think, do I call poison control? Have I done

0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:12.760
<v Speaker 3>something that will be irreversible?

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Right? Right? And listen, two face like comment. If you're like, girl,

0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:19.960
<v Speaker 2>that's not supposed to happen. Maybe it's me, Maybe I'm

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 2>the problem. But for me. I don't love it. I

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 2>know some some people are like, you know it works

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 2>for me, or like I know, like you know, beauty's pain, whatever,

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 2>do your thing. I just feel as though I have

0:38:31.960 --> 0:38:34.920
<v Speaker 2>enough juicy on my lip right now. I'm gonna be

0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>okay with that. But I did supply it for you.

0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I did give you that just in case you choose.

0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Well.

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:41.799
<v Speaker 3>When I hear when I hear two face, the only

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 3>thing I think about is the Batman villain whose face

0:38:44.200 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 3>is heavily scarred from acid being thrown on his face.

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:49.319
<v Speaker 3>So then I start thinking, is this, uh if that

0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 3>could be an interesting new origin story for that villain,

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:54.360
<v Speaker 3>just using some face like some sort of new facial product.

0:38:54.560 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 2>We have to write that sketch. He's like in the hospital,

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 2>he turns over and the guy and the guy I.

0:38:59.880 --> 0:39:01.279
<v Speaker 3>Was trying to plump my lip.

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's like, well it didn't work because you

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't try to faced, which, by the way, so grateful,

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:10.640
<v Speaker 2>so grateful.

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:12.640
<v Speaker 3>So but it just you don't like the burn.

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 2>Basically, I just don't like the burn. But that again

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 2>could be a me thing.

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:20.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this is a product. What celebrity does they

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 3>thing called being French?

0:39:22.040 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 2>So it's Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy, and that's Ashley Tisdale, that's

0:39:27.520 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 2>my girl, Sharpey. So we got to show a little respect.

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Cutie branding, cutie branding. And let me say I love

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:38.360
<v Speaker 2>their lotion. Okay, good lotion and shampoo conditioner.

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:41.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, oh yeah, love that stuff.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 2>Right, but again, it's like I got three four rollers

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:46.600
<v Speaker 2>or perfumes and it's like.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 3>Glow on perfume oil? What does that even mean? What

0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:51.239
<v Speaker 3>glow on?

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 2>Ashley actually actually let us know.

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is uh, this is just a va Seline product.

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's out of partner.

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, what is this? It's I think it's like

0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 2>some shiny lotion, right, doing you a favor. We're shouting

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.720
<v Speaker 2>out so many brand names they are going to come onto.

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:14.359
<v Speaker 2>This is going to just yeah, make sure you good

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:16.439
<v Speaker 2>product basement right there there you go.

0:40:16.520 --> 0:40:22.080
<v Speaker 3>Vacine, provide a B three. Have you so they burned?

0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 3>Thing didn't work out? Have there been outside of things

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 3>that have been sent to you, have you ever had

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:29.759
<v Speaker 3>a bad like skin care product or something something you.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Can well again, I just think of something else that

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:39.000
<v Speaker 2>was my fault. I got a bath bombay from Lush.

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 2>I think love Lush.

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Lush is the place you go in and everything shaped

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 3>like food, Yes, yes, you go in and disappointment like

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 3>a candy store.

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, candy story. It's it's a great vibe and everybody

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>there is so kind and always like did you want

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 2>to wash your hands? I love the washing. I didn't

0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:01.960
<v Speaker 2>want to wash my hands. I got a bath bomb

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 2>there once and no, actually I got sent this bath bomb. Okay, No,

0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Lush Lush sent me a bath bomb.

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 3>This could be a like a male bomb. This is

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 3>just like some sort of promotion they could be doing.

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 2>So this was why it was hilarious. Actually is because

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:20.920
<v Speaker 2>it was a Shrek collapse. It was Lush x Shrek.

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 2>So they sent me like a Donkey bath bomb, right,

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:28.440
<v Speaker 2>and I was like smelling animal, oh yeah, And I

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 2>was like absolutely, I'm going to use this. And it

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:32.040
<v Speaker 2>did smell in credit okay.

0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Was it shaped like it was.

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Shaped like Donkey's head? Okay? And so I put it

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 2>in like the corner of my bathroom and I remember

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:45.359
<v Speaker 2>just waiting a really long time before I used it.

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you wanted a special occasion.

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I wanted a special occasion. Little did I know that

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:52.760
<v Speaker 2>you know you shouldn't wait that long.

0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:53.600
<v Speaker 3>Do they expire?

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Apparently?

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 3>What are they made out of? Egg color?

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Dairy? Something interesting, something that grows more?

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh no.

0:42:05.480 --> 0:42:07.919
<v Speaker 2>And if you don't check properly and you just think

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:12.279
<v Speaker 2>that those are fun birthmarks on Donkey's head and you

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 2>just bathe in it anyway, oh no, you will get

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>these like red like almost like zits all over your body. God.

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 2>I remember because because I I'm like, I don't have

0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 2>any I don't have too many like blemishes or pimples

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:33.879
<v Speaker 2>on my like body itself. And I remember one time

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:35.239
<v Speaker 2>coming out of the shower and there was just a

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 2>big one on my torso and I was like, what's that?

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.799
<v Speaker 2>And okay, And my boyfriend's a nurse, so I sent

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 2>him a photo and I was like, what's going on

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>with me? Like is this the end? And he was like, okay,

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:51.200
<v Speaker 2>this has to be some sort of like allergic reaction

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 2>or like maybe some like laundry detergent situations. So we

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 2>like switched out to the detergent and all that. It

0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:59.360
<v Speaker 2>was just getting worse over a couple of days, like

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.719
<v Speaker 2>it would show up on my back, on the like

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 2>on my shins calves, it would just show up everywhere,

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:06.399
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I'm gonna die.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.360
<v Speaker 3>I would be so terrified.

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, But then I think, oh, oh, that's how

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.919
<v Speaker 2>we figured it out. Actually. Then there was another thing

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 2>in there that they had sent me, like a smaller

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.560
<v Speaker 2>bath bomb or something, and I had found it in

0:43:19.640 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 2>my drawers and I like it, and I was like, oh, like,

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to use this bath bomb or whatever. And

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:26.439
<v Speaker 2>before I did, he was like, wait, let me look

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 2>at that. And he was like, there's mold all over this.

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Don't use it. Oh no. And I was like, but

0:43:32.320 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 2>this is what Lush sent me, lush xtrag. Do you

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>think there's something with a Lush extrag And he was like, yeah,

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:41.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, one hundred percent just bathed in mold.

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 3>This is very Shrek though very swampy, right.

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm trying to be like Shrack exactly.

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I was. I guess I did something wrong, so Lush

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 2>I waited too long, Please send me the next collaboration.

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm so grateful.

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 3>I would never guess that those could go bad like that.

0:43:58.600 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 3>I feel like with a lot of soap and lotions,

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:02.480
<v Speaker 3>you just kind of think this will be good forever.

0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.279
<v Speaker 2>And That is the reason I've brought all of these

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 2>to you today, because I cannot, in good conscious just

0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 2>let these be molding away.

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Right. You couldn't let bio dance, collagen peptide eyepatches go bad,

0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:16.560
<v Speaker 3>of course not.

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I know that there's so many beautiful bodies and souls

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 2>that need that stuff.

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 3>We love bio dance.

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:26.920
<v Speaker 2>We love a bio dance. You have your biological parents

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:28.399
<v Speaker 2>and you all get together and you do a little

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:33.360
<v Speaker 2>bitters a biodance. No.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I do like a lush. I like going in a

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:37.319
<v Speaker 3>lush and getting my hands washed and then paying for

0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 3>nothing and leaving. Oh yeah, I did go to like

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 3>an off brand Lush in Palm Springs once, and the

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:45.840
<v Speaker 3>woman that washed my hands, I think I may have

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 3>been the last person to see her alive. She seemed

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.800
<v Speaker 3>like she was headed into the desert to be killed

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:54.280
<v Speaker 3>or something. There was very there was a scary energy happening.

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:57.840
<v Speaker 2>That is that is Palm Springs, Like shop owners is there?

0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Like this is my one day? You're like, what does that?

0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 3>No one knows where I am?

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Right goodbye? You're like, I'm pretty sure we're in Palm

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Spring right, got it?

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:09.560
<v Speaker 3>But I didn't get my hands washed and good for

0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:16.720
<v Speaker 3>her and thoughts and prayers for her family because then yeah,

0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 3>it was like a very I think that she was

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:20.839
<v Speaker 3>on speed or something. I don't know why she did

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 3>that before her shift. Yeah, but it was an interesting.

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 4>Everybody needs advice, especially these days.

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been saying it.

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Find it something to get you through the work day. Okay,

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:37.840
<v Speaker 3>let's see here. Yeah, I think that's also bid. I

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:42.720
<v Speaker 3>like the Bio Dance. Their branding is very nice. It's

0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:46.280
<v Speaker 3>very minimal. It's very medicinal, but fun.

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:49.920
<v Speaker 2>And patches are hot, girl.

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 3>They are and unless they're expired, correct, correct, and god

0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:54.319
<v Speaker 3>knows what's going.

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 2>To walk in. Like with ipatches, you have to be.

0:45:57.280 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 3>And everyone's like, he's got somewhere he's going to be.

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.080
<v Speaker 2>That is a hydration gang. It's a good look.

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:08.279
<v Speaker 3>There's a I mean, they're just literally, man, we've got

0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:11.800
<v Speaker 3>more acney control. We've got algae.

0:46:11.840 --> 0:46:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Body oil Okay, interesting, okay, body oil, Like.

0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:18.879
<v Speaker 3>What does body? What is the that's something you put

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 3>into the bath or is this something you put after

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:21.880
<v Speaker 3>so you're greasy?

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I think you put it on before. But also that

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:28.400
<v Speaker 2>could be a whole blatant lie because you put like

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:31.640
<v Speaker 2>hair oil, like ten fifteen minutes before you watch.

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:33.440
<v Speaker 3>All right, kind of a deep condition.

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, what's that say? Ampm? It just kind of

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:41.320
<v Speaker 2>says put it on dryer, damp skin. That's it. Okay,

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 2>So it's a little like.

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 3>We don't know what the product is and you don't either.

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:46.160
<v Speaker 3>Just try it.

0:46:46.280 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 2>No, but hey, we're grateful.

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 3>We're grateful. We're absolutely grateful. We've got keels.

0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 2>We all know.

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh sunscreen, Now, this is something good for me.

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh honey, I got a ton of sunscreen in there.

0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 3>And this expires in July, so I've got a couple

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I could have a fun half of a summer.

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 4>See and I definitely was not going to use it

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 4>up by July.

0:47:05.680 --> 0:47:06.360
<v Speaker 2>So that's great.

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 3>This is perfect.

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll take that to the po that's going to the

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 2>right of the laptop. So that's what we're keeping. Okay,

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:12.440
<v Speaker 2>we've got.

0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:17.160
<v Speaker 3>More vasseline supple and soft. Everyone wants to be supple

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 3>and but I.

0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Mean, like, look at how big these bottles are. Where

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:22.400
<v Speaker 2>is a girl going to store?

0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 3>This would last a lifetime.

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:26.319
<v Speaker 2>It's too much.

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:29.200
<v Speaker 3>There's another one in the vasoline is just giving it away.

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:33.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, we've got more maraud. Oh, this is

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:34.000
<v Speaker 3>an SPF.

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's about four more of those we're getting. I

0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 2>have a different Okay, right up, A laptop.

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 3>Is important for me. Jurgons, I know you do uh

0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 3>deep conditioning, Shaya and cocoa butter blend. This is a

0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:50.520
<v Speaker 3>don't put special value. That's someone's got to talk to

0:47:50.560 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 3>the Jurgons. People put special value.

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:53.560
<v Speaker 2>On your bottle.

0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:55.839
<v Speaker 3>People are not going to buy for a skincare. They

0:47:55.840 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 3>want it to seem expensive, fancy. Yes, it seems like

0:47:59.560 --> 0:48:02.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm and I'm not speaking for you. I'm seeking for myself.

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Absolute.

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:06.680
<v Speaker 3>This makes it seem like garbage. Okay, so we'll put

0:48:06.719 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 3>that here.

0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's going to the left. Garnier. We all love tease.

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 3>This is a curl construct creation Moose.

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 2>In case you wanted to switch up everything in your life.

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:20.799
<v Speaker 3>I want to define my curls and don't we all

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:24.360
<v Speaker 3>with no way down? Yeah, extra stronghold. You can go

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:27.320
<v Speaker 3>stronger though. This is the three square. You can go

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:28.240
<v Speaker 3>up to five square.

0:48:28.320 --> 0:48:30.840
<v Speaker 2>It's three out of five, right, Yes, you just seemed

0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:32.920
<v Speaker 2>like a three out of right. I want a little

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 2>bit of a little bit of movement, you know, Yeah, yeah, Oh, okay,

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.399
<v Speaker 2>so you wanted a four that's gone to the left. Sure,

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:40.440
<v Speaker 2>we know, Marod.

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're gonna name everything in here. We've got boy Smells, Boy.

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Smells, Boy Smells Again. I love this one, But I

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:50.799
<v Speaker 2>have another. Oh you do like this one? I do?

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:51.839
<v Speaker 4>I mean I like it?

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 3>Is it a perfume? Yes, boy Smells rosy cheeks. That

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 3>sounds like a name of a bad superhero or something

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:00.440
<v Speaker 3>or dective.

0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's rosy cheeks.

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Boy Smells rosy cheeks.

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the full name. It's nice, it does smell.

0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and this could I guess this could be used

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:13.800
<v Speaker 3>by anybody because it's boy smells and it's rosy cheek exactly.

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:17.000
<v Speaker 2>So make that well you will.

0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:21.439
<v Speaker 3>Now we have something called a Huda Bootta Beauty Boom.

0:49:21.560 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Now this brand, I genuinely, I mean obviously with all

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 2>of them, but this brand, this brand is a make up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:30.640
<v Speaker 2>we're getting into makeup easy beauty, hood of beauty. And

0:49:30.680 --> 0:49:32.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel every time I say that out loud, I

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's also necessary to clarify. I don't know

0:49:34.800 --> 0:49:37.239
<v Speaker 2>if anybody in here watched the most recent season of

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Love Island. It is not that hood uh oh, it

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:45.160
<v Speaker 2>is a different named hoodah. And this is this ties

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:46.759
<v Speaker 2>so well to what we were talking because you would

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:50.480
<v Speaker 2>think that's that's a mononym situation. But they kind of

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:52.359
<v Speaker 2>came up at the same time. Yea, the same.

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 3>I bet whoever's in charge of Hood of Beauty is like,

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 3>we might need to think of a new name for

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 3>the product.

0:49:57.719 --> 0:50:00.480
<v Speaker 2>No, and they did cut ties. They did cut ties.

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.600
<v Speaker 2>They partnered and then they partner for like, you don't

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:05.360
<v Speaker 2>partner with a Love Island person.

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:08.280
<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about? Everybody?

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 2>They warned them and they did it. They did the

0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:13.400
<v Speaker 2>whole cutie Like, we are not the same person trend.

0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 3>You would be better off partnering with someone who just

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:16.920
<v Speaker 3>crawled out of the sewer.

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:22.439
<v Speaker 2>Partner with us, that's the real answer. And genuinely they do.

0:50:22.640 --> 0:50:25.839
<v Speaker 2>I love Hood of Beauty. Everything they send me is incredible,

0:50:26.120 --> 0:50:27.160
<v Speaker 2>but again, there's just.

0:50:27.160 --> 0:50:28.480
<v Speaker 4>A lot, and I want to share.

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:29.399
<v Speaker 3>There's only so much.

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:31.439
<v Speaker 2>There's only so much powder your girl can put.

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:35.040
<v Speaker 3>I've got more of it. Yeah, now we've got two

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:39.360
<v Speaker 3>of something here. This is called a milkshake coconut cream.

0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm speaking to the entire skincare and beauty industry, right Now,

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 3>I do not like when food is brought in because

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 3>it's I like to eat things, and when things look

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 3>or smell or refer to food and they're not, it's

0:50:52.680 --> 0:50:55.120
<v Speaker 3>just it's disappointing, it's excusing.

0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Sure, we'll hear me out, though these are also fragrances.

0:50:57.880 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Though you want to, like, you know, be eaten up.

0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:04.200
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm always looking to be eaten up.

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm always trying to get eaten up. Literally, that's my

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:09.440
<v Speaker 2>entire port. What is the smell like?

0:51:09.520 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 3>It's a moisture mist for body, and it's milk coconut milkshakes,

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 3>so it's gonna smell like tanning salon.

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Give it a with give it a w Oh that's.

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:23.640
<v Speaker 3>Not Oh that's a honey and orange blossom. That's a

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 3>little more sophisticated.

0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:27.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's going to the back of the laptop. We're

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:29.479
<v Speaker 2>not touching those ever. Again.

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:31.319
<v Speaker 3>Look what you're easy Okay, we're leaving a lot of

0:51:31.320 --> 0:51:32.040
<v Speaker 3>this easy bake.

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, lots of easy bake. Uh huh.

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Then we've got super food, air whip, moisture cream, kale,

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 3>and spinach.

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh youth to the people, and look at it. See

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 2>this is another thing we have yet. I mean we

0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:45.759
<v Speaker 2>kind of talked about with bio Dance, like the esthetics

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:49.600
<v Speaker 2>of all these products. It's so interesting which ones you

0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:52.399
<v Speaker 2>choose to keep and which ones you choose not to.

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 3>What they look literally, what they look like half of

0:51:57.239 --> 0:52:01.360
<v Speaker 3>the thing hats what is your like skincare routine?

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so shout out bio dance. Actually, okay, they sent

0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:07.360
<v Speaker 2>me something.

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:09.399
<v Speaker 3>Got to find my bio I'll find that later.

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the pink and purple right there, all those are.

0:52:11.680 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 3>The ones that I identified. Okay, they're going to keep.

0:52:14.400 --> 0:52:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you should keep Keith Pile they sent because I

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 2>used to be a very good skincare girly ampm. I

0:52:21.200 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>was on that.

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Routine forty steps.

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But then sometimes you're like, I'm tired, Like I

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:31.600
<v Speaker 2>don't know how people do it surely, Like I mean, listen,

0:52:31.600 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I did it for a couple of years, and I'm like,

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 2>how long is that going to ride? Right, I'm kind

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:38.759
<v Speaker 2>of riding it a little bit. So now for me,

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:41.760
<v Speaker 2>it's a little bit of I need ease in my routine.

0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:43.719
<v Speaker 2>I need something that's going to be simple, and that's

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:45.359
<v Speaker 2>also just not going to take a bunch of time.

0:52:45.400 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 2>It's just going to be like, oh, I just brushed

0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:48.719
<v Speaker 2>my teeth. I'm about to go to bed. What's something

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:51.200
<v Speaker 2>quick I can do? Right right? Biodance sent me these

0:52:51.239 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 2>like jelly miss.

0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I like the sound of a jelly.

0:52:54.320 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 4>Miss jelly mists literally just like a spray.

0:52:56.520 --> 0:52:59.200
<v Speaker 2>So again, there's no like tappy, there's no mix anything,

0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 2>and literally all you do they say, it's the first

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:03.359
<v Speaker 2>step of the skin caroutine.

0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:05.799
<v Speaker 4>You just spray it all over your face and just

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 4>let it set.

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Your skin's amazing.

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, thank you so much, Bio Danced. That's

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 2>all I think that you do. All I just do

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:15.919
<v Speaker 2>like one hundred sprays? Can I go to bed?

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Wow? Okay, bio Dance, reach out and reach out to.

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Your biological parents and get down on the dance floor.

0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:29.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay. So then we've got milk Ourx Advanced Better aging cream,

0:53:29.920 --> 0:53:33.560
<v Speaker 3>some sort of polypeptide complex from Beakman, right, and they've

0:53:33.560 --> 0:53:34.640
<v Speaker 3>been around since eighteen o two.

0:53:34.680 --> 0:53:36.920
<v Speaker 2>We all know that. Sure, they've been saying words that

0:53:36.960 --> 0:53:38.480
<v Speaker 2>we all understand forever.

0:53:38.840 --> 0:53:45.760
<v Speaker 3>We've got a Rosafa silky perfection, pearlfection okay, instant plumping, Okay,

0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 3>we'll see.

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:48.200
<v Speaker 4>Listen, if these are your goals.

0:53:48.280 --> 0:53:53.640
<v Speaker 2>These are the products you grab anybody, anybody I've peaked Ellis,

0:53:53.719 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Ellis's up on their feet, coming to get that exact plus.

0:53:57.840 --> 0:53:59.719
<v Speaker 3>The next recording of this podcast, my face will be

0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:00.759
<v Speaker 3>fully melted off.

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're like, so I tried it.

0:54:02.719 --> 0:54:05.800
<v Speaker 3>I will have blinded myself. My teeth will be like shattered.

0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:08.479
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be Okay, we've got more super food skin

0:54:08.640 --> 0:54:11.920
<v Speaker 3>drip thistle thing here.

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's it's kind of a pear shaped keychain. Keychain,

0:54:15.640 --> 0:54:18.439
<v Speaker 2>yes see, Okay, so hood of beauty they send every time,

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.160
<v Speaker 2>they send me a purse, which the last.

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Person every time how many times?

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:26.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, truly they are. I'm obsessed with them. I'm

0:54:26.840 --> 0:54:30.279
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with them. I have them. They send me a

0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:33.480
<v Speaker 2>freaking purse, They send me keychains, and they send me

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:37.800
<v Speaker 2>like all their powder in their blush and like lip stuff. Wow,

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I love the purses. Definitely gonna have

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 2>an abundance of purses. Can't have an abundance of.

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Yet you didn't bring me a purse.

0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 2>And yet what's this?

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:53.000
<v Speaker 3>This looks like a weapon. Okay, Circus solet has gotten

0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 3>into the perfume business. They really have, and it looks

0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:58.040
<v Speaker 3>like a pizza cutter.

0:54:58.120 --> 0:54:59.719
<v Speaker 2>And you're gonna have to believe me on this one.

0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I've got another one at home.

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:02.800
<v Speaker 3>You love it that much?

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I love it, and I simply must

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:07.840
<v Speaker 2>share with you. Oh it's a light sense, it's very nice.

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:11.479
<v Speaker 3>It brings to mind Las Vegas, sure, flying through the air,

0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:12.239
<v Speaker 3>the circus.

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:14.680
<v Speaker 2>And how gorgeous is this bottle? I know that bottle

0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:19.400
<v Speaker 2>is really something that's got all out iridescent. One might describe.

0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:21.400
<v Speaker 3>It as, and again, a pizza cutter and a pizza

0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:24.520
<v Speaker 3>that's going in the keep. Yes, now you've got a

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 3>coozy from herbal Oasis.

0:55:27.320 --> 0:55:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, so this is a brand that makes mushroom

0:55:31.160 --> 0:55:35.239
<v Speaker 2>drinks and weed drinks. Oh and I'm far too selfish

0:55:35.239 --> 0:55:35.799
<v Speaker 2>to share those.

0:55:35.880 --> 0:55:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course that's a valuable item to having.

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:40.480
<v Speaker 2>The frieze exactly. And also I would have there just

0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:41.839
<v Speaker 2>weren't anymore right.

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:43.719
<v Speaker 3>You've consumed all the assumed all in it.

0:55:43.760 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm stoned right now, But I brought you a cutie cozy,

0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:49.279
<v Speaker 2>a cozy, a kouzzie is.

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:51.720
<v Speaker 3>It is a cozy coo? I never know. I'm always

0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:54.040
<v Speaker 3>like right before I say kozy, I think is a cozy.

0:55:54.200 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I always get scared saying coozy coozy. You know it

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 2>doesn't it just give scary?

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, of course, it's like, oh, I don't want

0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:10.800
<v Speaker 3>to call it. I've got to see particular company. There's cozy, cuzy.

0:56:10.840 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 2>It is coozy though, cuzy though.

0:56:13.400 --> 0:56:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Trying to find a better word, I have to admit.

0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay, I see, I think I'm seeing sprite under your cozy.

0:56:20.760 --> 0:56:22.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if we can reveal that is that true.

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:25.399
<v Speaker 3>We've just said fifty different product.

0:56:25.280 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 5>But that is what you saw me getting up to

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:30.400
<v Speaker 5>get because it just looks so refreshing, not to endorse,

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:31.480
<v Speaker 5>not to endorse.

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Like influencing people very.

0:56:34.000 --> 0:56:37.439
<v Speaker 2>Quickly, like if you guys don't get a hundred reach

0:56:37.520 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 2>outs after this of brands being like and we'd love

0:56:39.960 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Bridger to do had read and we'd love an a read.

0:56:42.200 --> 0:56:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Obey your thirst?

0:56:43.360 --> 0:56:45.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, like I got you. This is where we

0:56:46.080 --> 0:56:48.560
<v Speaker 2>continue to just say we are grateful, We are grateful.

0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:52.239
<v Speaker 3>Garnier fruitis obey your thirst. Yeah, we'll just apply that

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:58.719
<v Speaker 3>to everything. Oh say osa, night dream night serum. The

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:02.359
<v Speaker 3>listener has got a whole list right now. It's okay, okay, okay,

0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 3>I'll trike that this was a bioretinal interesting.

0:57:06.800 --> 0:57:08.480
<v Speaker 2>And I hear that stuff is important.

0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:11.040
<v Speaker 3>People love retinal people love. But again it's part of

0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 3>these steps, these whole things people do, like a fifty

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 3>step thing, and you have to wait weeks for results.

0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:19.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't have the patience for that. No, no, or

0:57:19.800 --> 0:57:23.120
<v Speaker 2>the time or the energy. And going to beds like

0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:28.160
<v Speaker 2>really sticky and it's fun sometimes. Okay, it's not always

0:57:28.160 --> 0:57:30.560
<v Speaker 2>fun when you have a partner too. That's like you know,

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:33.560
<v Speaker 2>in your space, you're kind of like, don't touch the thing.

0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:37.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, it's just so it ruins the end of

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:37.600
<v Speaker 3>the day.

0:57:37.680 --> 0:57:40.200
<v Speaker 2>It does, It does sometimes. Maybe the heck is that

0:57:40.200 --> 0:57:42.080
<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to do it like an hour or two

0:57:42.080 --> 0:57:42.960
<v Speaker 2>before bed.

0:57:43.400 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 3>The scheduling. I know who is able to do that

0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 3>sort of planning in their.

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Lives, That's what I'm saying.

0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:49.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm busy watching TV.

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:52.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm on vacation. I'm on vacation, on vacation.

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Come on, let's see here. Now, this looks like a

0:57:57.320 --> 0:58:02.000
<v Speaker 3>baby bottle. This is from Loreal. We love Lorelee. Okay,

0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:05.600
<v Speaker 3>your thirst Collagen, moisture, Bounce serum.

0:58:05.680 --> 0:58:07.560
<v Speaker 2>You're right. It is a cutey little that looks like.

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Be careful, don't take this to a preschool or a nursery.

0:58:12.160 --> 0:58:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Certainly not a lush because that smells like it. This

0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:17.280
<v Speaker 2>is like a it's like a baby bottle. Yeah, I

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:22.120
<v Speaker 2>could easily. I'm not going to drink from us, and

0:58:22.240 --> 0:58:23.560
<v Speaker 2>that's fair. I wouldn't do that.

0:58:24.000 --> 0:58:26.479
<v Speaker 3>Okay. Then we've got more keels retinol okay, and again

0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:30.400
<v Speaker 3>retinall is important. Any expiration. Maybe I could spray some

0:58:30.520 --> 0:58:31.760
<v Speaker 3>of this on my face at some.

0:58:31.760 --> 0:58:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Point, giving more of a like a a juice dispense

0:58:35.640 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 2>more than a yeah.

0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, oh yeah, this is like an into hand wipe

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 3>on face. That's going in the keep okay, glass lower

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:46.800
<v Speaker 3>lit injection galower.

0:58:46.880 --> 0:58:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Here we go with theections. Can I dare you to

0:58:50.240 --> 0:58:51.000
<v Speaker 2>try facete?

0:58:51.240 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 3>You just told me a burns, well, I want you

0:58:53.320 --> 0:58:55.440
<v Speaker 3>to tell me a few should I try it?

0:58:56.160 --> 0:58:57.720
<v Speaker 2>I need you to tell hear me.

0:58:58.320 --> 0:59:00.520
<v Speaker 3>I'll do a little bit too, Okay, show me how

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:00.840
<v Speaker 3>to do it.

0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, you give me one and you keep one,

0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll burn together.

0:59:04.640 --> 0:59:07.440
<v Speaker 3>Gonna say, okay, you're going to do the cooling instant

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 3>lip plumber no.

0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:10.160
<v Speaker 4>Which everyone works with my fit.

0:59:10.400 --> 0:59:10.920
<v Speaker 2>You know the one?

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh I love that vest.

0:59:13.320 --> 0:59:15.800
<v Speaker 2>You've got actually palm springs.

0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 3>Palm springs, that makes sense. It's got a little general

0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 3>stores like cross stitching or something. Right, very cool, thank you. Okay,

0:59:23.160 --> 0:59:25.959
<v Speaker 3>and then I'm going to try the let's see, I guess.

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:27.800
<v Speaker 3>Are they all just the same in different colors?

0:59:28.040 --> 0:59:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Yep? Oh well I mean different different color? Yeah yeah,

0:59:31.040 --> 0:59:34.160
<v Speaker 2>different yep, different colors, yep, that's the thing.

0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, oh oh they have different things. Oh okay.

0:59:37.760 --> 0:59:39.960
<v Speaker 3>These I've already decided on which one I'm going to use.

0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you the names, and you tell me which

0:59:41.640 --> 0:59:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm when I'm going to use stars are aligned, sweet Spots,

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Chocolate cream Pie or Wifey for lifey? You know which

0:59:48.560 --> 0:59:49.520
<v Speaker 3>one I'm going to use?

0:59:49.680 --> 0:59:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Wifey for LIFEY. Let's do this. What do you have there?

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I have hits end will do. So we're gonna try these.

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:02.880
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna put mouth to thing. Oh my god, mind sparkly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, and I've got kind of and then.

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<v Speaker 4>You get to sell these. These have our mouth hues.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly, okay, So how much do I apply? I know,

1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:16.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm this could ruin me, This could ruin us.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's gonna be great Okay, So here's what we're

1:00:18.040 --> 1:00:18.360
<v Speaker 4>gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have mirrors, so I'm gonna go first, and

1:00:20.720 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna let you tell me to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>that they're doing this right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, mirror, So you just kind of want to tap

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<v Speaker 4>a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit, okay here, yeah, okay, get a good like thread,

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<v Speaker 2>very dry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I make sure you get

1:00:31.520 --> 1:00:34.320
<v Speaker 2>in there. Oh and here we go. Little burn. I

1:00:34.440 --> 1:00:36.160
<v Speaker 2>like the sound of a little bit of burn, but

1:00:36.240 --> 1:00:38.600
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of nice. Okay, let me try. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>one's like, oh my gosh, okay, this one is it

1:00:41.520 --> 1:00:44.480
<v Speaker 2>tastes like middle school? I like I definitely used to

1:00:44.480 --> 1:00:46.080
<v Speaker 2>have a lip gloss that was literally just like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah, feel free to do a little rub.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a great color on you. Huh uh huh

1:00:53.680 --> 1:00:56.040
<v Speaker 2>oh is it? Oh, it's all am I looking like

1:00:56.040 --> 1:00:58.720
<v Speaker 2>wifey for lifey who We've got a little bit of

1:00:58.760 --> 1:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>a burn coming in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not getting a burn.

1:01:01.720 --> 1:01:05.560
<v Speaker 2>It might be me give it a few seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>You break out eyes.

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's coming, it is, it's happening. It's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting. I get too strong for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I might just also become like this though in a

1:01:15.120 --> 1:01:16.560
<v Speaker 2>few seconds and that might be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. It's kind of

1:01:19.320 --> 1:01:24.840
<v Speaker 3>a menthol burn, right, Okay? Is that that?

1:01:25.080 --> 1:01:26.560
<v Speaker 4>I feel like we just took an edible at the

1:01:26.600 --> 1:01:28.040
<v Speaker 4>same time, and you're like, I'm it hit.

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<v Speaker 2>We're both I'm feeling it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've got I'm now wifey for lifey.

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<v Speaker 2>So, okay, that just made it to the left side.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you keeping that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I'm just so disoriented more myrad Now we've

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<v Speaker 3>got some sort of coupon. Two faces really come strunk?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Yes, So I included the card in there

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<v Speaker 2>so that we could properly discuss this lip injection situation.

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<v Speaker 3>No burn plumping, Well, there is burn, so I waven light.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm so sorry to face. Please don't stop sending

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<v Speaker 2>me things.

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<v Speaker 3>Plumps, limps, plumps, lips instantly.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm. What do you think?

1:02:04.240 --> 1:02:04.479
<v Speaker 1>Hmm?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything you guys see a result.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that that's a good idea to have

1:02:10.800 --> 1:02:13.920
<v Speaker 3>your lips plump instantly. That that is usually goes hand

1:02:13.960 --> 1:02:16.680
<v Speaker 3>in hand with something like shellfish something being wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, do you remember the what was the challenge

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<v Speaker 2>where people would like like inhale into like a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>or something so that their lips would immediately inject. Do

1:02:25.520 --> 1:02:27.520
<v Speaker 2>you remember that. You need to look that up. You

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<v Speaker 2>need to look that up where.

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<v Speaker 3>People like were they falling off their face?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>What was it called the lip plump challenge? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just just search lip plump challenge and see it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I think you would like put like it around

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<v Speaker 2>a glass or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh, the Kylie Jenner lip.

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<v Speaker 4>Challenge, The Kylie Jenner lip Challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything good starts with Kylie. Oh boy, people are looking

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<v Speaker 3>yep mmm oh and I'm feeling the burn now too.

1:02:53.160 --> 1:02:56.440
<v Speaker 2>It's strengthening. Yeah, people are looking scared.

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<v Speaker 3>This must have ended in tragedy. That's how most of

1:03:00.720 --> 1:03:03.600
<v Speaker 3>these viral challenges do, Kyla. They looks great though.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I'm so sorry to have provided you with

1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:11.200
<v Speaker 2>a burn. But truly you're popping off right now, like

1:03:11.360 --> 1:03:16.000
<v Speaker 2>the glosses insane. You're you look incredible. I'm like, I

1:03:16.000 --> 1:03:17.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I look like, but tell me, it's

1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:21.480
<v Speaker 2>look fantastically. You look fantastic. It like matches he continues

1:03:21.520 --> 1:03:22.880
<v Speaker 2>to match with your vests than you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and truly you found such a great lip color.

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<v Speaker 2>This is awesome.

1:03:26.520 --> 1:03:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I finally found that I've been looking forever and

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<v Speaker 3>it was wifey for LIFEY.

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<v Speaker 2>Wifey for LIFEY, you can relief.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, more lip injection.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. Those are just literally the like like powder sponges.

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<v Speaker 3>These are good to have around the house. These spare matches, batteries. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>They're the sort of thing that you know that's a key.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like blots.

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<v Speaker 3>Occasionally you need something, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Send a hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing when these companies send you things, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>you do remember you realize I'm one person. You've got

1:04:02.960 --> 1:04:05.880
<v Speaker 3>to remember I'm one. I'm not I don't have a warehouse.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm one grateful, but again, one person.

1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:15.959
<v Speaker 2>One person. Just save yourself on the shipping. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I just one custom personalized box, one thing from every

1:04:21.120 --> 1:04:24.720
<v Speaker 2>single brand in the world could be sent to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that would be That would be great, That would

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<v Speaker 3>be great, and we start our own yes, okay. And

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<v Speaker 3>then this is a uh huh lavender and milkshake. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we've gotten every product here, I think. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we have a loose lid.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is that's for the retinal Oh. I was

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<v Speaker 2>because I thought construct Once you get it, you close

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<v Speaker 2>the lid, and that's the game.

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<v Speaker 3>I think officially you've brought me the most gifts ever

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<v Speaker 3>on this podcast. I mean, I can't imagine how many items.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, what gets to live on the set?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's up to our wonderful crew here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean you guys can keep the one that

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<v Speaker 2>burned you and me. Yeah, the one that's actively tingling

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<v Speaker 2>on our lips just at this present moment.

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<v Speaker 3>The one that leads us to being unrecognizable.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that's happening right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel it in my gums.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there's that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is great. I'm so thrilled to have so

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<v Speaker 3>many problems.

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<v Speaker 4>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>This is really lovely. I'm going to just slowly start

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<v Speaker 3>applying these.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely, let me know. I'll be back on the

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<v Speaker 2>pod in about six to eight weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Right wait, I thought Bridger hosted This is the Sky.

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<v Speaker 2>You look completely different. You have these huge curls.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm worried. Okay, we don't need to put them all away.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say we'll just shovel. I like the sound that

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<v Speaker 3>we're making.

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<v Speaker 2>This is good, This is good. This is good cherry

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<v Speaker 2>experience that didn't make any sound. Yeah, people like to

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<v Speaker 2>hear it open like that one was big.

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<v Speaker 3>That one was just like a little sound experiment.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, you ready for this. I'm gonna do a spray.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get a little sent up in this bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was that was big. That was big.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, boy smells rosy cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you. Let's see saving.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes a good noise when you pull it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's try it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that was the.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh I I loved? How was the lip burner? You

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<v Speaker 2>guys two faces never sending me anything ever again? Literally

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<v Speaker 2>when I told when I told my boyfriend that I

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<v Speaker 2>was bringing all of this pr on set, he was

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<v Speaker 2>like my publicist and literally being like, Okay, we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that brainds know that you know you are

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<v Speaker 2>happy with all the stuff that you're sending.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, no, she told me before this, I'm giving you

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of crap. Don't put on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want to come off as ungrateful, So just make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that you are continuing to reiterate that you are

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<v Speaker 2>a blessed person. And I was like, you got it,

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<v Speaker 2>you got it. I'm so happy to receive all of

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<v Speaker 2>these presents. Thank you so much. I am sharing my wealth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm thrilled about these good good. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 3>we should play a game. Yes, we're going to play

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<v Speaker 3>a game called Gift Your a Curse. I need a

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<v Speaker 3>number between one and ten from you eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to do some light calculating to get our

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<v Speaker 3>game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you want. I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Well, we already talked about Festpool because Bridger brought

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<v Speaker 2>it up. I literally was like, we don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it, but then Bridger just pulled out the flyers.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know where he got that, but yes, Festpool is out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can follow at Festpool Pod on Instagram, TikTok, of

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<v Speaker 2>course YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. We also,

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<v Speaker 2>of course do a video recording of it, so all

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<v Speaker 2>the videos are up on YouTube, so go check that out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can also check out I did a comedy show

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<v Speaker 2>that is now now streaming and is now more of

1:08:01.760 --> 1:08:04.360
<v Speaker 2>a comedy special that's out and about and it's called

1:08:04.360 --> 1:08:07.280
<v Speaker 2>How I Met Your Massy. We are about to tour,

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<v Speaker 2>actually bringing it to New York next month and then

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully a few other stops along the way later, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a little bit of a tease and a sneak

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<v Speaker 2>peak soul.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's great. Everybody find all of this find a

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<v Speaker 3>Russia online, et cetera. Yes, oh, I'm excited for that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Not a Urusha et cetera. It's actually just

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<v Speaker 2>a Rasha. It's just a mononym. Actually, would you know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm teaching you. I I like et cetera. It could

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<v Speaker 2>be cute, it could be new.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's kind of a fune. It's kind of a yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that would work for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Rausha et cetera.

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<v Speaker 3>That's your second chapter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me just call my agent. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have I'm gonna head out.

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<v Speaker 3>Russia et cetera. Yes, Okay, this is how we play

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<v Speaker 3>Gift or a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You'll

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<v Speaker 3>tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong

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<v Speaker 3>because there are correct answers. Okay, you can lose, so

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to be careful.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all three like as a bundle.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be No, I'll name one. You'll say

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<v Speaker 3>if it's a gift or curse and why?

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<v Speaker 2>On and on? Incredible?

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<v Speaker 3>All right. This first one is from a listener named Sarah.

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<v Speaker 3>Gift or a curse when people bring Bluetooth speakers.

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<v Speaker 2>On a hike. No, no, no, curse, cursed, cursed because

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<v Speaker 2>you're not alone on this journey. Queen like, I like,

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<v Speaker 2>if we're bringing the speaker, we better be bringing some

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<v Speaker 2>headphones we need and the connecting kind that have, like

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<v Speaker 2>the dongle that hangs off and somehow we're all connected

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<v Speaker 2>to the same thing. That is a gift. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a curse. I ask Nobody asked, what row?

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<v Speaker 3>What gift? I'm going to look. I understand conceptually, this

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<v Speaker 3>is one of the most annoying things you can possibly do.

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<v Speaker 3>Whether you're doing it on a hike, on a bus,

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<v Speaker 3>on the subway, there's a little part of me when

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's doing this. I'm having a good listening to their tunes.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's great. I think bring it along. Blast

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<v Speaker 3>your tunes at me.

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<v Speaker 4>You're on the hike and you're bio dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm bio dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom and dad, we love this music. This is La Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wild. That's a wild take.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this is something I would never do myself, but

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<v Speaker 3>when somebody brings along, it's usually a fun song we're

1:10:20.200 --> 1:10:23.360
<v Speaker 3>hearing and we move on with our day. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if a friend pulls up with that, I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for bringing that. You better leave that in

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<v Speaker 2>the trunk of your car. I don't even want it

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<v Speaker 2>in the passenger seat. I want it to be hidden.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a gift. I mean, I know it's

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<v Speaker 3>a gift. You're wrong. Okay. Number two, this is from

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<v Speaker 3>a listener named Cameron. Gift or a curse shoes on household?

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<v Speaker 2>No, actually so much more cursed? Why cursed as hell? Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Asian. You are going to take your dirty, gum filled,

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<v Speaker 2>dirt soiled, hash slinging shoes off off and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know what to We're not even being selective

1:11:09.120 --> 1:11:11.280
<v Speaker 2>about it. It's not like, oh, I'm having people over.

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<v Speaker 2>They can keep their shoes on. They can take their

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<v Speaker 2>shoes off. There's more to being a cowboy than kicking

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<v Speaker 2>your boots off.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, is that a phrase? I don't know that should

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<v Speaker 3>be on a sign.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I've probably read it on a sign.

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<v Speaker 3>There's more to being a cowboy than kicking your boots off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the monkey told me that he took my brother.

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<v Speaker 2>He left the words, he said, here you go, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were just they stuck with me. So you're saying, curse,

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<v Speaker 2>huge curse, huge curse.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct. Correct. I can't fight against the household where everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>just walking around in their shoes. What is that you

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<v Speaker 3>live in a public restroom. I don't understand that this

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<v Speaker 3>has ever been a thing. It's really confusing to me

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<v Speaker 3>that shoes off households are like a novelty to some people.

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<v Speaker 2>And so soon as you forget get air or like

1:12:00.760 --> 1:12:02.519
<v Speaker 2>you leave like a phone on a counter and you

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<v Speaker 2>like walk a few extra steps, totally.

1:12:04.760 --> 1:12:08.400
<v Speaker 3>There's room. There's you can have some exceptions on occasion, sure,

1:12:08.800 --> 1:12:10.840
<v Speaker 3>but the idea of everybody just running around in their

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<v Speaker 3>shoes like it's a bus station.

1:12:12.520 --> 1:12:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what are you doing? You got shoes on the couch.

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<v Speaker 3>You're filthy, you're discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really sorry.

1:12:22.320 --> 1:12:25.959
<v Speaker 3>That's somebody who's going through something. That's somebody who's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they they'll regret their choices they're making in that era

1:12:30.880 --> 1:12:31.960
<v Speaker 3>of their lives exactly.

1:12:32.040 --> 1:12:33.559
<v Speaker 2>And you know she was in bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, no curse.

1:12:35.920 --> 1:12:38.800
<v Speaker 3>That's a curse. Okay, you've gone one right so far.

1:12:39.280 --> 1:12:41.640
<v Speaker 3>This is from a listener named Randy. Gift or a

1:12:41.720 --> 1:12:44.960
<v Speaker 3>curse when someone says we've been busy as part of

1:12:45.000 --> 1:12:46.280
<v Speaker 3>their pregnancy announcement.

1:12:47.080 --> 1:12:54.599
<v Speaker 2>I love it, Listen, there's a reason why, Like those

1:12:54.760 --> 1:13:00.920
<v Speaker 2>stupid little cliches are cliches. It's like, you know, there's

1:13:00.960 --> 1:13:04.000
<v Speaker 2>nothing wrong with that one, is what I'm saying. Like,

1:13:04.080 --> 1:13:06.559
<v Speaker 2>it's it's the same energy as like, you know, like

1:13:06.720 --> 1:13:09.639
<v Speaker 2>the husbands that are like, you gotta keep the missus happy.

1:13:10.280 --> 1:13:13.519
<v Speaker 2>It's that is that kind of tone that's like, shut up,

1:13:14.200 --> 1:13:18.960
<v Speaker 2>don't come near me ever. But this one's Okay, we've

1:13:19.000 --> 1:13:22.000
<v Speaker 2>been busy. Yeah, you've been busy. You've been busy knocking boots,

1:13:22.280 --> 1:13:25.960
<v Speaker 2>you've been busy reproducing. I get I get it. You

1:13:26.080 --> 1:13:28.360
<v Speaker 2>have been busy. You're telling me the truth, and you're

1:13:28.360 --> 1:13:31.160
<v Speaker 2>doing it in a fun, silly, comedic way. I love you.

1:13:31.479 --> 1:13:34.240
<v Speaker 2>I love your gift. I love your gift.

1:13:35.200 --> 1:13:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Correct gift. Great, drag me into your sex life, Drag me,

1:13:40.960 --> 1:13:43.640
<v Speaker 3>kicking and screaming into how you created your child. I

1:13:43.720 --> 1:13:46.920
<v Speaker 3>need to imagine this. Yes, uh, give me a hint

1:13:46.960 --> 1:13:49.920
<v Speaker 3>as to how it all happened. Totally sexy.

1:13:50.640 --> 1:13:55.720
<v Speaker 2>I've been asking people where are they getting babies? Nobody's

1:13:55.760 --> 1:13:58.599
<v Speaker 2>telling me. They're just telling me that they've been busy. Yes,

1:13:58.720 --> 1:13:59.439
<v Speaker 2>I've been busy.

1:14:00.120 --> 1:14:03.519
<v Speaker 3>We've been busy. Every every pregnancy announcement should say something

1:14:03.560 --> 1:14:07.200
<v Speaker 3>along these lines. Maybe just even we had sex. Yes,

1:14:07.200 --> 1:14:08.200
<v Speaker 3>that's a good one for a baby.

1:14:08.200 --> 1:14:11.400
<v Speaker 2>And tell me exactly how this baby was conceived. Yeah,

1:14:11.479 --> 1:14:14.519
<v Speaker 2>that's what I want to know. Track it for me.

1:14:14.760 --> 1:14:17.559
<v Speaker 3>I think it's nice. I think it's nice, and I

1:14:17.560 --> 1:14:20.280
<v Speaker 3>don't think there's anything wrong with it. Great, it's a gift.

1:14:20.400 --> 1:14:21.160
<v Speaker 2>It's a gift.

1:14:21.520 --> 1:14:24.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, you've got two out of three pretty.

1:14:24.080 --> 1:14:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Good, sixty six per sixty six percent. You're soaring yay,

1:14:29.680 --> 1:14:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it.

1:14:30.800 --> 1:14:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, we should answer a listener question, would you help me? So?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I choose eight?

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<v Speaker 3>This is a question that happens occasionally on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I have a list of thousands of suggestions at

1:14:41.600 --> 1:14:45.599
<v Speaker 3>this point, and we do them randomly. Okay, So I

1:14:45.680 --> 1:14:47.479
<v Speaker 3>do you know one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

1:14:47.520 --> 1:14:50.360
<v Speaker 3>there's one and it gives It's very gracious of me

1:14:50.439 --> 1:14:53.519
<v Speaker 3>giving you some time to promote. That's let's be honest. No,

1:14:53.720 --> 1:14:55.680
<v Speaker 3>that very gracious of me.

1:14:56.000 --> 1:14:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I've got this. Are you ready? I am so grateful.

1:15:00.320 --> 1:15:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I am so yes, I'm just grateful to get the

1:15:04.439 --> 1:15:06.679
<v Speaker 2>time to plug and promote.

1:15:06.880 --> 1:15:08.200
<v Speaker 4>I love you guys.

1:15:08.920 --> 1:15:11.080
<v Speaker 3>There we go. That's the answer, and eight was a

1:15:11.160 --> 1:15:12.759
<v Speaker 3>nice choice, nice round number.

1:15:12.840 --> 1:15:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

1:15:13.520 --> 1:15:15.360
<v Speaker 3>All right, people are writing into I said no gifts

1:15:15.360 --> 1:15:18.960
<v Speaker 3>at gmail dot com. Will you help me answer a question? Yes,

1:15:19.080 --> 1:15:22.360
<v Speaker 3>all right, this is dear Bridger and malicious guest. That's rude.

1:15:23.120 --> 1:15:25.360
<v Speaker 3>My partner and I are getting married in three months.

1:15:25.520 --> 1:15:28.400
<v Speaker 3>Here's here's a link to our wedding website in case

1:15:28.439 --> 1:15:30.719
<v Speaker 3>you'd like to purchase something off our registry. Oh, okay,

1:15:30.720 --> 1:15:31.240
<v Speaker 3>we're off to it.

1:15:31.280 --> 1:15:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, kay tacky, Sure, tacky.

1:15:37.520 --> 1:15:39.400
<v Speaker 3>We're dealing with the tacky person, so just keep that

1:15:39.439 --> 1:15:39.680
<v Speaker 3>in mind.

1:15:39.720 --> 1:15:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

1:15:40.160 --> 1:15:42.120
<v Speaker 3>We are both very excited about the wedding, and my

1:15:42.160 --> 1:15:45.600
<v Speaker 3>family has been enthusiastically supportive. My fiance's family, on the

1:15:45.680 --> 1:15:48.800
<v Speaker 3>other hand, has been totally disengaged and they seem to

1:15:48.840 --> 1:15:52.080
<v Speaker 3>not be thrilled about the whole thing. My fiance's parents

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<v Speaker 3>seem unhappy in their own marriage. They once told me

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<v Speaker 3>in front of my fiance that their children are the

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<v Speaker 3>only thing holding their marriage together. They never opened our

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<v Speaker 3>save the date email. Okay, well that's their business, and

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<v Speaker 3>haven't commented on the invitation we sent them weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>His sister is divorced and has taken every opportunity to

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<v Speaker 3>bash our excitement about the wedding. She told us not

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<v Speaker 3>to bother tasting wedding cakes because they're all horrible and

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<v Speaker 3>we won't get any anyway, and she advised my fiance

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<v Speaker 3>to hide his and to hide his financial assets from

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<v Speaker 3>me so he wouldn't have to shell out if we

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<v Speaker 3>get divorced. I know that these people are likely projecting

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<v Speaker 3>their own unhappiness onto my relationship, but how do I

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<v Speaker 3>deal with them? Is there any hope in convincing them

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<v Speaker 3>that love isn't dead, or at the very least that

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<v Speaker 3>they should be a bit more supportive? Thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>your wise advice. Enraged and engaged in North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that was sic of you. Oh I do

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, but that's not going to make up for just

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<v Speaker 3>how deeply tacky the rest.

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<v Speaker 2>Of this, right, I mean, listen, we can't maybe send

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<v Speaker 2>you anything on your registry, but if you want too

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<v Speaker 2>far to quickly explained, Yeah, if she wants.

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<v Speaker 4>Stuff that you have to use by July, we've got you.

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<v Speaker 3>This person first of all, asks to give me, to

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<v Speaker 3>give them a gift and maybe you. Yeah, they go

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<v Speaker 3>on to attack their future in laws, the in laws

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<v Speaker 3>who so nicely said that their children are holding the

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<v Speaker 3>marriage together. I think that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so sweet. I think that's nice thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You kids are so important that even though we despise

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<v Speaker 3>each other, you're keeping it together your sacrifice. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's very nice. Yeah, the sister is divorced, she's going

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<v Speaker 3>through something. She apparently didn't like her wedding cake. So

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<v Speaker 3>she's been through a lot of problems in her life.

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<v Speaker 4>There is only one flavor that does make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes perfect sense. And so she's attacked the parents

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<v Speaker 3>and the sister. There are probably other family members she

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<v Speaker 3>just didn't have time to attack, and so, and then

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<v Speaker 3>she's trying to get deal with them. Well, stop being

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<v Speaker 3>so horrible to.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, right, Have you ever heard of the let them theory?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, let them attack your.

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<v Speaker 2>Let them harass you.

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<v Speaker 3>Let them drag you through their own problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's so clear though that You're right. These people

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<v Speaker 2>have been just like we recently were on this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>Burned Burned.

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<v Speaker 3>We're burned recently.

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<v Speaker 2>Currently currently we're we're performing through our.

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<v Speaker 3>Burn but our lips have never looked better.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, But we're snatched.

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<v Speaker 2>We look off. Some beauty is pain. They've they've been

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<v Speaker 2>so burned so bad. They hate their own marriage. The

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<v Speaker 2>sister got a divorce, so she hates marriage. They hate

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<v Speaker 2>just the idea of love right now. And this person

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<v Speaker 2>in the family is seemingly finding success right sending probably

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<v Speaker 2>cuty little save the dates, or maybe they're tacky, because

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we think.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm sure one of these things said we've been busy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh my god, and what a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would say, I mean, what's the what's the

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<v Speaker 2>partner's role in all this? The guy sucks, he's a problem, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like if my family was the one

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<v Speaker 2>behaving like that, you kind of have to be like, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cut it out, cut that shit out.

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<v Speaker 3>But the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>This is going to be a bad marriage because she's

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<v Speaker 3>marrying someone from this family. They are bad at being married.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if your family sucks, you suck that.

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<v Speaker 3>We know how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly. That's a blanket statement. It's not there's

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<v Speaker 2>no nuance right that ever?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And so these two, I mean I think ultimately, why

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<v Speaker 3>not just you've got three months to the wedding? Why

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<v Speaker 3>not end it now? I'm now looking at their registry?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, or like three months, like focus on your wedding, then, girl,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing thinking about like your fiance's family?

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<v Speaker 2>Like who does that?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Who thinks about like literally anybody else except for themselves

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<v Speaker 2>leading up to your wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they want grapefruit spoons. I think I've actually given

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<v Speaker 3>grapefruit spoons as a housewarming gift before.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did those exist? Why does that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a beautiful thing to have a little spoon with a.

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<v Speaker 4>Saw, so it doesn't like get everywhere, and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just kind of the perfect thing that only does one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you know what, you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Also defend your home with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sharp No, No, who's putting that on a registry? Why

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<v Speaker 2>is that on a registry?

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<v Speaker 3>Engaged and enraged? Well, it looks like they've asked for

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<v Speaker 3>the world here they want. I mean, this list goes

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<v Speaker 3>on and on and on. Oh my goodness, I will

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<v Speaker 3>say that looks like they're also asking for some sort

1:20:28.439 --> 1:20:32.599
<v Speaker 3>of card game. Let's see a soap dish. Well, they're

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<v Speaker 3>not getting any of this from me beautiful teapot. Though.

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<v Speaker 2>All the brands that have tapped in and are watching

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<v Speaker 2>this episode, their ears might be broken up.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at this, I'm gonna I'm gonna promote something called

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<v Speaker 3>Emerson Creek Pottery because look how cute that teapot is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that is cutie, that is cuty. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>Emerson Oh interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a spinoff of Emerson College.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Emerson Emerson makes teeple. They used to teach college

1:20:58.040 --> 1:21:03.200
<v Speaker 2>courses worthless. Yes, stupid, stupid business idea, very bad this

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<v Speaker 2>they're taking off teapots.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody needs a teapot. They have them on their wedding registries. Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we answered the question almost perfectly. I would

1:21:10.400 --> 1:21:13.080
<v Speaker 3>say more than perfectly. We solved it and we were

1:21:13.080 --> 1:21:15.479
<v Speaker 3>going through something at the time. Yes, we were suffering.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we are so selfless.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I think we did a nice job. You might

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<v Speaker 3>have just saved someone's life.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope they have a wonderful wedding, I really do

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<v Speaker 4>I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope that it ends soon.

1:21:30.320 --> 1:21:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that they go on vacation while they're at

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<v Speaker 2>their wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, get out of that situation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nasty, just marriage in general.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I've got hundreds of items. Now I'm very

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<v Speaker 3>excited to kind of dip and try and test and burn. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for bringing these, of course. Thank you to brands. Yes, ultimately,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you brand.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Keels, two faced, two faced, if you're still with us,

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<v Speaker 6>if you're still with us, better than we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Hanging on and listen a little bit less of a burn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like it's going down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going down, and I'm yelling timber and so let

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<v Speaker 2>us know, Kasha, reach out, reach out, reach out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you so much for being here. I've had

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<v Speaker 3>such a lovely time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is great and I better see you on

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<v Speaker 4>that festipool.

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<v Speaker 3>Couch reach out reach out. Don't make me call the number.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, listener, the podcast is over.

1:22:50.960 --> 1:22:55.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm burning. I have to move on, move on with

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<v Speaker 3>your day. I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts

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<v Speaker 3>is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson,

1:23:07.520 --> 1:23:11.320
<v Speaker 3>and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The

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<v Speaker 3>theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must

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<v Speaker 3>follow the show on Instagram. At I said No Gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

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<v Speaker 3>the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Invit did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're a guest to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dad to survey me? Fiften