WEBVTT - Hour 3: Rodeo

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fantastic Thursday. I can't get to smile off my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is. I don't know, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it might be. We'll get to some other

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<v Speaker 1>political stuff. Probably, I don't know. We might just screw

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<v Speaker 1>off for the last hour. I haven't decided yet. But

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<v Speaker 1>right now in Houston, Texas, there is something going on

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<v Speaker 1>called the Houston Rodeo. Maybe you have heard of it,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you haven't. That's fine if you have never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of it, or if you have never been. It's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>a rodeo that goes without saying, it goes on every

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<v Speaker 1>year and it is a massive, massive event that goes

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<v Speaker 1>on for what two three weeks, Chris, it goes on

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<v Speaker 1>for weeks weeks. What it is is there is a

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<v Speaker 1>huge area with endless shopping and things like that. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>have tents set up, barbecue tents. You can go eat

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<v Speaker 1>as bad as you would like there. You can go

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<v Speaker 1>buy a parel, you could do. There's nothing you can't

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<v Speaker 1>get at the Houston Rodeo. Then they have a rodeo

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<v Speaker 1>every single night there's a rodeo with all the greatness

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<v Speaker 1>of the rodeo. Then after the rodeo, every night there

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<v Speaker 1>is a concert of some kind. And don't think we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about some fly by night local band. Here. The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest musical artists you can think of. They play at

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<v Speaker 1>the Houston Rodeo every year. Everyone immediately in our area

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<v Speaker 1>they'll look up the lineup immediately and say, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go this night, this night, this night, and

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<v Speaker 1>this night. The reason I'm if it sounds like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell it to you, it's because I am

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<v Speaker 1>you should go, should bring your family, come, spend two

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<v Speaker 1>days in Houston, eat like a fat pig, enjoy the rodeo,

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy a concert. If you've never been, I would highly

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<v Speaker 1>recommend it to you. Now, why am I in a

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<v Speaker 1>good mood? Well? Last night I was obviously working, as

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<v Speaker 1>you heard me here on the show. I was working.

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<v Speaker 1>So Ob and my youngest son they decided to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the rodeo. Creed, the band Creed. You've heard of Creed?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the band Creed was playing. Chris said, who hasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure someone hasn't. Whatever the band Creed. They were

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<v Speaker 1>huge when I was younger, The band Creed. They were

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<v Speaker 1>the concert act that night. So Ab and Luke they

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<v Speaker 1>hopped in the car, drove up to the rodeo. Yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>my kid a chicken and waffles slider. Chris, how about that?

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<v Speaker 1>And the syrup was the sauce? He said, it was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you wait? Can you people eat chicken and waffles?

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<v Speaker 1>You can, right, that's kosher. There you go, Chris, Chicken

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<v Speaker 1>and waffle sliders. And then he ate a deep fried

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<v Speaker 1>Snickers bar. Now, hold on, hold on, Chris. Chris said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's too much. I initially pushed back on him and said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with Snickers. I feel like if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat a deep fried something you could do better, because

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<v Speaker 1>they had things like a deep fried Reese's Cup something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And he said, Dad, no, you you're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about irregular Snickers bread it and picture everything in a

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<v Speaker 1>Snickers as being melty and soft. He said, even the

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<v Speaker 1>peanuts in it got a little soft, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of gooey, all right. He kind of sold

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<v Speaker 1>me on it. The deep fried Snickers sounded good. What, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I No, I've never had one. I've never had one.

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<v Speaker 1>I will try I'm gonna try it once. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try it once. Might have to reschedule that physical. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try it. Bob and Luke go up to

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<v Speaker 1>the rodeo last night and they go eat, they go

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<v Speaker 1>chop a little bit. They didn't buy anything, thank you Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't buy anything, and then they went in for

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<v Speaker 1>the rodeo. The reason I'm encouraging you to go, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not because I benefit from it. Wave high to me

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<v Speaker 1>when you're in town, but not that I benefit from it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to the Houston Rodeo, you will be

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<v Speaker 1>reminded of how many people in the United States of

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<v Speaker 1>America are like you. Still they love this country. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this it is. You're going to be overwhelmed

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<v Speaker 1>with the politeness of the people up there, certainly the

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<v Speaker 1>people in the actual rodeo. It's a bunch of yes, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>no sir, excuse me, Bob. Of course, because she's a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>had to take pictures in video the entire freaking thing,

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<v Speaker 1>the national anthem. If you want to see, Actually, you

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<v Speaker 1>want some inspiration for this, I have no idea why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a Houston Rodeo infomercial. You want some inspiration

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<v Speaker 1>for this. Bob pulls out her phone last night for

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<v Speaker 1>the national anthem. They go all in for the National

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<v Speaker 1>Anthem at the Houston Rodeo and I put up the

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<v Speaker 1>video she took of the national Anthem. I put it

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<v Speaker 1>up on my Twitter account at Jesse Kelly DC if

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<v Speaker 1>you can go watch it. It's sitting there right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a video from Ob. She took that of the

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<v Speaker 1>Houston Rodeo. There's a woman riding around on a horse

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<v Speaker 1>with an American flag that you should hear. The pipes on,

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies singing the national anthem. They're cooking off fireworks

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Everyone is standing up, hats off. And then

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of it, this like firework flame sparkler.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it came out the top of the flagpole

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<v Speaker 1>as the horse is riding across the rodeo. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things it makes you want to stand up

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<v Speaker 1>and just cheer for the United States of America. And

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<v Speaker 1>then after the rodeo was over, Creed comes out and

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<v Speaker 1>she said it was one of the best concerts she's

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen in her life. They're praying in between songs.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason, part of the reason I'm in such a

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<v Speaker 1>good mood is you and me. We sit down every day,

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<v Speaker 1>and obviously we talk about problems, and there are lots

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<v Speaker 1>of problems.

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<v Speaker 2>But.

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<v Speaker 1>There's still a lot of good in this country, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of good and huge pockets of good people. And

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<v Speaker 1>we can spend so much time in a problem area

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<v Speaker 1>focusing on the problem headlines. We got this and that

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<v Speaker 1>in the stock market, gas prices. We can get mayred

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<v Speaker 1>down in all this crap, and we can forget there

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot of people like you and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people like me out there. There's a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>good left in this country. I promise there is Bronco.

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<v Speaker 1>Today I hit my limit. I am done, and we

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<v Speaker 1>need to stop and talk and stop all the talk

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<v Speaker 1>and be men of action. I picked up Bojangles after

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<v Speaker 1>a long day of travel. They royally messed up my

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<v Speaker 1>sauce order. Yes I should have checked this, but it

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<v Speaker 1>never used to be an issue. They gave me some

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<v Speaker 1>putrid that means organic matter in a state of foul

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<v Speaker 1>smelling indicator. I know what putrid means. They gave me

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<v Speaker 1>some putrid mango sauce for my chicken. Like you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an avid sauceman and I've had enough. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>if we imprison or re educate offenders, but the constant

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<v Speaker 1>disrespect and discrimination it's gotten me at my boiling point.

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<v Speaker 1>The restaurants. All right, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not proud of you. Ready, if I order food delivered

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<v Speaker 1>through some app, you can get any food delivered. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if I order food delivered, I will tip. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I just feel like you should be a

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<v Speaker 1>good tipper in life. I will take whatever tip they

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<v Speaker 1>have on there, and I will add to it, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if the driver shows up and is polite. Please thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I always think thank you. I swear it gets you

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<v Speaker 1>five extra bucks for me. It just manners are a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. However, if there's a problem with your order,

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant will have to pay. If you ask for

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<v Speaker 1>a refund and get one, it doesn't come from the app.

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<v Speaker 1>The restaurant has to do it. I more than once

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<v Speaker 1>have demanded and gotten a full refund on my food

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<v Speaker 1>order because they didn't put my sauce in there. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not about the money, And believe it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even out of spite or anger. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you think. And I know that's what you think, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about that. I want that refund request to

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<v Speaker 1>come through to the restaurant, and I always put the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why. And I want the manager or owner of

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant to look and say, oh, it's because we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't include his ranch. And I want him to go

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<v Speaker 1>to his kitchen staff and loudly inform them that when

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<v Speaker 1>someone orders for and often pays for sauce, it is

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<v Speaker 1>not an inconsequential thing that you can do it if

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like it. If you don't do it's no

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. It's just the thing a rant. We sauce

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<v Speaker 1>people make it a priority. It is not a small thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the meal. I called one of the taco

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<v Speaker 1>plays in Houston one time, Torchies Tacos in case you're

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<v Speaker 1>wondering what it was, because me and Chris had gotten

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<v Speaker 1>some tacos from there, and they kept forgetting the sauce,

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<v Speaker 1>and kept forgetting the sauce, and kept forgetting the sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>I called them and I said, I need to speak

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<v Speaker 1>to the manager. It's not like you think. She got

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. I told her what had happened. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let me get your money back.

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, no, no, no, no, I didn't call for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys. I'm going to keep ordering. I

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<v Speaker 1>called to let you know you keep having to pay

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<v Speaker 1>for my meal because you have some moron in the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen who won't read a receipt and give me the sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want you to have to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to pay you for the meal. She was

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<v Speaker 1>so pleasant on the phone. She tried to demand that

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<v Speaker 1>she paid for the meal, and I said, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want your money back. I wanted to let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And Chris, they never forgot it one other time after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Pull your people aside, if you run a restaurant and

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<v Speaker 1>tell them the sauce batters and tell them about preborn right,

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<v Speaker 1>pull your staff aside and say, listen, babies lives matter

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<v Speaker 1>more than pretty much anything else, and they're being slaughtered

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<v Speaker 1>in mass in the United States of America. Still don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that abortion has gone away since the overturning of

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<v Speaker 1>ROVERSUS waged. Not at all, Not at all. It's barely

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<v Speaker 1>slowed down. How can that be? People say that, how

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<v Speaker 1>can that be How's that possible? The abortion pill? Freaking

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<v Speaker 1>abortion pill makes abortion easy. Now, if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>telehealth meeting and they mail it to you, isn't that sick?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that disgusting? How do we fight against that? When

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<v Speaker 1>evil is that easy to obtain? How do we fight

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<v Speaker 1>against that? Preborn? Preborn? They'll find that girl and they'll

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<v Speaker 1>offer her love. They will give her a free ultrasound

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<v Speaker 1>free if she needs care or help. After that she

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<v Speaker 1>chooses life. They're there and preborn does this with your help,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's tax deductible. You want to buy her that

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<v Speaker 1>ultrasound twenty eight bucks and buy five of them. That's

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<v Speaker 1>five lives, one hundred and forty bucks. Go to preborn

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<v Speaker 1>dot com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn. We'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Jesse Kelly Chef. It is the Jests

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show on a Wonderful Thursday. Reminding you to email

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<v Speaker 1>in you're asked doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now, sometimes you don't ever, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to look at the bad part of things

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<v Speaker 1>because there's enough bad part bad parts out there anyway. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So when there's something good that happens. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to look at the bad part of it. But well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll read the headline. Trump touts historic three hundred billion

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<v Speaker 1>dollar Texas refinery as the first new US plant in

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<v Speaker 1>nearly fifty years. Now, I'm happy we have a refinery.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for Trump, good, good all around. I'm good, good

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<v Speaker 1>for the country, first one in fifty years. The entire

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<v Speaker 1>world runs on oil and we haven't built a new

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<v Speaker 1>refinery in fifty years. What are we doing? And right

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<v Speaker 1>now we're in a situation where we have some Middle

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern oil that's not going to be a flowing right

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<v Speaker 1>about now. Would be a wonderful time to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to produce and refine all of our oil needs. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know we have some refining capacity. I get that,

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<v Speaker 1>But we haven't built a new refinery in fifty years.

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<v Speaker 1>We have allowed the communists to wage this climate war

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<v Speaker 1>on us for so long that we haven't built a

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<v Speaker 1>new refinery in fifty years. Oh my gosh, hey, bald

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<v Speaker 1>and smart Texas warlord. How does polling work? When I

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<v Speaker 1>hear figures of percentages of people who think this or that?

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<v Speaker 1>How they're figures obtained? I'm forty six and in my

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six years of voting, I've never received the phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What they call people and how you call people, when

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<v Speaker 1>you call people, which people you call, That's what determines

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<v Speaker 1>the accuracy of a pool, and how many people you call.

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<v Speaker 1>I've bored you with this brutally boring detail before, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you about it again in case

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<v Speaker 1>you are a nerd about such things. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>term sub tabs. Subtabs. Have you ever heard that term? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be a poll, all right, So I'll read one

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<v Speaker 1>of these, one of the ones we've already talked about,

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<v Speaker 1>NBC poll, and this is approval rating of the Iran strike.

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<v Speaker 1>MAGA Republicans or at ninety percent. Republicans are at seventy seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Non MAGA Republicans are at fifty four. All adults are

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<v Speaker 1>at forty one, Independents are at twenty seven, and Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>are at nine. Okay, the stop, stop, We're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to focus on that. That poll. That poll has subtabs

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<v Speaker 1>that you can't read right there, but they probably are

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<v Speaker 1>available if you go looking for it. Usually the subtabs

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<v Speaker 1>are available online for any poll. Why would that matter

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<v Speaker 1>for polls? Well, if they pulled one hundred people. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a minuscule poll that you can you can almost dismiss it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too small of a number of people. If they

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<v Speaker 1>pulled too many Democrats or too many Republicans. What if

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<v Speaker 1>there's a poll that comes out that says Donald Trump's

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<v Speaker 1>approval is it only thirty five percent? This is a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the end of the world. Well it might be

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<v Speaker 1>unless you click on the subtabs and find out, Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, seventy percent of the people they pulled were

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<v Speaker 1>registered Democrats. Of course the poll was going to show

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<v Speaker 1>his approval ratings. That you see what I mean. The

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<v Speaker 1>subtabs are one of the those boring, nerdy details about

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<v Speaker 1>polling that people don't talk about because it is boring

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<v Speaker 1>and it is nerdy, but it is everything, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>they're everything. Oh this was polled, Well, who did you pull?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Water, drinking ice cream, eating beer? You can drink water,

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<v Speaker 1>any ice cream. Okay. I listened to you say, get

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<v Speaker 1>involved locally where you live. Didn't sell it out today.

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<v Speaker 1>But I am an elected town official, she says. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>in New Hampshire was a meeting, so on, so forth.

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<v Speaker 1>She lives in a small town. So either way, she

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<v Speaker 1>got involved, threw her hat in the ring, and she won.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have declined to serve, but I thought it's

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<v Speaker 1>a low time commitment. I can serve my town and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe find illegals on the voting rules. I accepted the position.

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<v Speaker 1>I think everything happens for a reason. Love the show

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<v Speaker 1>says I can say her name, her name is Kathy,

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<v Speaker 1>looks like she did so with the support of her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy husband, well done, well done. Another great reason to

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<v Speaker 1>get involved and get involved locally. If you only focus

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<v Speaker 1>on all the problems, because there's always new problems, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever get to vent out that pressure. When you

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<v Speaker 1>start getting involved, working on a campaign or running for

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<v Speaker 1>office or whatever, it feels like you're doing something about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you are doing something about it, believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>You get involved in your local city council, school boards,

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. It'll actually make you feel better about

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<v Speaker 1>all the bad news, international news, national news, all the

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<v Speaker 1>bad news that comes down. It'll feel better because you'll

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're you're you're in the fight. You'll feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're in it. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 1>you get to vote once every two years, and that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't so once every two years you get to go

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<v Speaker 1>out and do something about it. You get to do

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<v Speaker 1>something about it more often if you get involved, get involved,

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<v Speaker 1>get involved, get involved. All right, we'll talk to my

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<v Speaker 1>buddy Kurt Schlickter. He wants to dog on John Cornyan. Next,

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<v Speaker 1>get to care for rhinos. Week days with the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a

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<v Speaker 1>magnificent Thursday. Remember tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and you

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<v Speaker 1>did to get your questions emailed in now to Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Joining me now is my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>famed author at this point in time, Kurt Schlickter. Kurt,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to John Cornyan, I've lost track of

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<v Speaker 1>how many books you've written. Why do you write so

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<v Speaker 1>many books? I hate writing? It sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like to eat. I'm literally writing a book

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<v Speaker 2>when you're a fine producer whose musical taste is impeccable.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave me a call. It's a it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>thing I do and I'm actually expanding it. There is

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<v Speaker 2>now the Kelly Turmal Beside the Kelly Turmal People's Republic

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<v Speaker 2>series There is a graphic novel coming out called Blue Flame,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's insane. If you go to my Twitter account

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<v Speaker 2>at kirch Schlichter, you can see the animated trailer. It

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<v Speaker 2>is completely badass.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a graphic novel. What is a graphic novel that's

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<v Speaker 1>a comic.

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<v Speaker 2>Book for adults because it's splattered with blood in action?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I like that. I'm a big bloody cool it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cool, and it's a conservative guy in our

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<v Speaker 2>friend of Andrew bright Bart's who's doing the art. It's

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<v Speaker 2>actually kind of amazing, So I hope people will check

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<v Speaker 2>it out and you can find it on my it's

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<v Speaker 2>called Blue Flame. You can find it on my Twitter bio.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Flame, let's talk about Lindsey Graham and why

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<v Speaker 1>he's on the news all the time, counter messaging President Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>President Trump's up there every single day saying, hey, this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be limited, we're wrapping things up, we're

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of schedule in Iran, and then Linda Graham runs

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<v Speaker 1>to the news every night promising that we will continue

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<v Speaker 1>to bomb the entire world and basically ruining all the

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<v Speaker 1>White House messaging where you're already massively underwater with independence

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<v Speaker 1>in the whole thing. Is Lindsey Graham secretly working against

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump administration?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, Lindsay Gram's got a lot of secrets, and

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<v Speaker 2>not any of them are particularly well kept. All right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I look, we spent forty eight years having our guys

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<v Speaker 2>killed and mained by the Iranians. I have no use

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<v Speaker 2>for them. Let Trump cook, Let him do his thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting done, minimal casualties, it's going to happen. The

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<v Speaker 2>last thing we need is this little guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>doing exactly what you're saying, which is counter messaging the president.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's going to be fine once we get this thing won.

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<v Speaker 2>And the problem is, I'm not sure what Lindsey Graham's

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<v Speaker 2>definition of winning is, and I don't particularly care. I

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<v Speaker 2>think Donald Trump's going to leave Iran in the hands

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<v Speaker 2>of people who are probably not necessarily nice people, but

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<v Speaker 2>people who aren't going to go and murder our troops

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<v Speaker 2>with explosively foreign projectiles and all those other things. So

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<v Speaker 2>I can live with that result. I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 2>what Lindsey Graham can live with.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about John Cornyn Kurk. Can you explain to

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<v Speaker 1>me why a state like Texas, and this applies to

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<v Speaker 1>many other states, then just my state. Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>our state now, Texas. But how can a red state

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<v Speaker 1>like Texas consistently send a dirt ball like John Cornyan

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<v Speaker 1>back to the United States Senate.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that most people are kind of normy conservative, They

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<v Speaker 2>don't really pay attention, and every six years Cornyan provides

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<v Speaker 2>his own act, you know, his unique I'm a Texan,

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<v Speaker 2>I care what you think. Look, I'm hardcore. And people

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<v Speaker 2>are like, oh well, now that's the only time I

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<v Speaker 2>ever see him. I guess he's okay. Look at that hat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's got a hat, he's got a hat,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a cowboy hat. He's got to be fine,

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<v Speaker 2>when in fact he holds us an utter contempt. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is a problem in a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>red states because you can't be a Democrat and get

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<v Speaker 2>to statewide office. You basically have to be a Republican,

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<v Speaker 2>which means everybody is a Republican, even if they would

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<v Speaker 2>be Democrats in other places. So you get this phenomenon

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<v Speaker 2>where you have a Texan senator and I'm still trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get my head around this. Jesse, who thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be a great idea. You know what the Republicans

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<v Speaker 2>are clamoring for here in Texas. It's for me to

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<v Speaker 2>work with the Democrats on a gun control bill. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's more. I'm really into a comprehensive immigration reform,

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<v Speaker 2>which is English for amnesty. And you get it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>he's horrible. I just despise it, Kurt.

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<v Speaker 1>We are getting better, though. When I say we, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the GOP primary voter. Yes, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>long way to go, but if you look at the results,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, the John Corner results, you have these other

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<v Speaker 1>losers like Tom Tillis for retiring and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't we getting better now? I've whipped the GOP primary

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<v Speaker 1>voter many times before, but you got to hand out

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<v Speaker 1>some sugar cubes when it's due every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting more involved in carrying more.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yes we are, and you're absolutely right, And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad you're saying that because there's a lot of doomers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, thising's ever cherish.

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<v Speaker 2>There's still the worstest thing ever. Are I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>over Democrat? No stop, No, we are getting better. But

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<v Speaker 2>if you have the idea that you know, someday we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get to a point where we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>any opponents and everything is easy and we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to fight for you know, freedom, justice and not castrating

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<v Speaker 2>young males. You're delusional. We're always going to be fighting.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, we're winning. And in this Texas primary, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you had a lot of people voting for Kenny Paxton,

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<v Speaker 2>who's got his own problems, which many of them are

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<v Speaker 2>of his own making, and that's not helpful. But the

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<v Speaker 2>fact is, this Corning guy is a disaster, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to be said for posting his head on

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<v Speaker 2>a stick figuratively if I if I said literally, he

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<v Speaker 2>would cry and you'd get a tweets from the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five year old interns who work for him about how

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to post his head on a stick. God,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, you know, look he if Kenny Paxton was

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<v Speaker 2>electoral poison and there was no way we would win

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<v Speaker 2>the Senate seat against that blasphemous little perv whose browser

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<v Speaker 2>history makes me cringe, then I think it would be

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<v Speaker 2>reasonable to support Cornyn because he's going to be with

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<v Speaker 2>us ninety percent of the time. It's just ten percent

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<v Speaker 2>will drive us crazy. But you know, I am unconvinced

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<v Speaker 2>that Taller Rico is going to win against any Republican

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<v Speaker 2>in Texas, especially with such greatest hits as Jesus loves

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<v Speaker 2>abortion and God is non binary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that'll end very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Kurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Where can people go find these wonderful books of yours?

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<v Speaker 2>You find my books on Amazon, but I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to go to my Twitter bio page and you can

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<v Speaker 2>get a link to Blue Flame and watch the trailer.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch the trail. It is so cool. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we talk a good game about conservative art, why aren't

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<v Speaker 2>more conservatives doing art, getting off there doing popular culture. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>stop talking and start going there and start getting involved

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<v Speaker 2>and support it where it exists. People support my books,

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<v Speaker 2>they should support this graphic novel, Blue Flame.

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<v Speaker 1>Kurt Schlickter, I appreciate you, my friend. Come back soon.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've never understood why they call it a trailer. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what do they call it a trailer? A trailer is

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<v Speaker 1>something you pull behind your pickup truck. You load your

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<v Speaker 1>lawnmower in there, or a four wheeler or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a trailer. How is it that a brief summary

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<v Speaker 1>video summary of your movie, your graphic novel or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. In what way is it a trailer? What? Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the trailer, not the boat, Chris coming up with

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<v Speaker 1>some stupid philosophical sentence in no way explains why it's

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<v Speaker 1>a trailer. How is it? What does that even mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What you just said? It's the trailer, not the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the dumbest thing, Chris. You know what, put your

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<v Speaker 1>microphone down. You're done for the day. Chris is done

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<v Speaker 1>for the day. We're not done yet. We have another segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, you're listening to the Oracle. You love this one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a scream Baby the Jesse Kelly Show. It is

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a Thursday. But don't worry, we still have

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<v Speaker 1>a big fat juicy one for you tomorrow, A juicy

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show Friday. What, Chris?

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<v Speaker 2>I like?

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<v Speaker 1>How that sounds? I think everyone likes juicy things. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? They do? Linsay Graham? Does you

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<v Speaker 1>need to email in your ask Doctor Jesse questions for

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. A juice see orange,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm thinking of right now as a juicy orange,

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<v Speaker 1>but not too watery. Sometimes they can taste watery. What, Chris, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>juicy and watery are not the same thing. Don't n

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<v Speaker 1>act like they're the same thing. No, No, water is

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<v Speaker 1>different than juice, Chris. If you bite into the orange

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<v Speaker 1>in the juice that fills up your mouth is sugary

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<v Speaker 1>and sweet and delicious, that's different than if you bite

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<v Speaker 1>into it and your mouth is full of just orange

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<v Speaker 1>flavored water. Totally a different thing. Don't an act like

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<v Speaker 1>they're the same things. Why are you like this, Jesse?

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<v Speaker 1>I initially dismissed this thought as me being a conspiracy theorist,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've finally become convinced. I think it's probable that

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish producer Chris is an undercover Masad agent. He undermines

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<v Speaker 1>you in subtle ways by seeming to disapprove of your jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>His inability to answer the simple question about the length

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<v Speaker 1>of the Olympics was the final straw. I agree. As

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<v Speaker 1>your tour of Israel got closer to Tel Aviv, did

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<v Speaker 1>he happen to disappear for a few hours? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I did lose sight of Chris for a couple hours

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<v Speaker 1>in Tel Aviv. What were you doing, Chris? What Chris said?

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<v Speaker 1>Who doesn't take a couple of days away from a trip?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you going going through training getting video recorders and

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<v Speaker 1>planet in your nose or something? I know what, Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that story? And I don't know whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not it's true. Please let me throw this disclaimer

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<v Speaker 1>out there. It's probably total crap. It's just a story

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<v Speaker 1>I saw. I saw a story that Massad had implanted basically,

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<v Speaker 1>they had infiltrated the dentistry of Iran and that they

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<v Speaker 1>had implanted tracking devices in the teeth of the Iranian

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<v Speaker 1>generals in leadership that helped them know where they were. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, don't take that to the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether or not that's true. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>if that is true, that's amazing, that is amazing. That

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<v Speaker 1>is man, that's dark. That's fucked. I totally support it,

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<v Speaker 1>Have you recently had a bomb dropped on you by

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<v Speaker 1>America or Israel? No, I'm kidding. Relief relief factor can't

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<v Speaker 1>Does your leg hurt, back hurt do you not do

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<v Speaker 1>things you used to do because it hurts standing up,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting down, work in construction, playing golf, going for a walk.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you try a supplement, not more pain pills,

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<v Speaker 1>Use the promo code Jesse or call one eight hundred

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<v Speaker 1>the number four relief. All right, Jesse, I've heard all

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<v Speaker 1>my life to write your senator and write your congressman. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote my new low TGP non jock taking Senator

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<v Speaker 1>Utah's John Curtis and told him to pass the Save Act.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like these people don't represent us. My question

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<v Speaker 1>is does it really do any good to write your representative?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Brian. It does, actually, So here's how

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<v Speaker 1>I know it used to work, and I would imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it still works the same way, at least in one

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<v Speaker 1>office that I know of, so I'm sure it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty common throughout throughout Congress. Congressman had what amounted to

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<v Speaker 1>a point system for complaints where people called in. What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of point system, Well, and I don't remember exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what they were, so I'm not going to lie to

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<v Speaker 1>you about the number. But if someone called, that was

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<v Speaker 1>worth a certain amount of points. If someone wrote a letter,

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<v Speaker 1>hand wrote a letter and mailed it in, that was

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<v Speaker 1>worth more points because it was more difficult, in time

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<v Speaker 1>consuming to write a letter. An email worth a certain

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<v Speaker 1>number of points. And this congressman, he would get reports

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<v Speaker 1>from his people at the end of it. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say every day, but that's probably not true. Every

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<v Speaker 1>week something like that. He would get reports from his

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<v Speaker 1>staff on hey, people are really mad about this. And

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<v Speaker 1>so because everyone's going to complain about something, he's always

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<v Speaker 1>going to get a complain about something. But if a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, an overwhelming number of people are complaining

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<v Speaker 1>about one thing, it may not change his vote, but

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<v Speaker 1>it might change his vote because the reason the points

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<v Speaker 1>system exists is he knows he only stays in office

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<v Speaker 1>if the voters don't get too angry with him. So

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<v Speaker 1>if it seems like everyone in his district is mad

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<v Speaker 1>at him about X, Y or Z, it may prompt

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<v Speaker 1>him to change. Now that's not me telling you that

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<v Speaker 1>your letter or your call or whatever, that it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to change the vote of your senator or your congressman.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's bribed and can't change his vote. Maybe he's

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<v Speaker 1>blackmailed and can't change his vote. That would be Lindsay

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<v Speaker 1>Graham someone like that. You never know, but you might

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<v Speaker 1>change him. Look, I'm telling you right now, what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>to John corn in Texas. Even let's say something horrible

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<v Speaker 1>happens and Cornan goes on to win this primary, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be horrible, devastating. Actually, but even if that happens,

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<v Speaker 1>that this election is now this close for a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who was walked to re election every other time, that

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<v Speaker 1>we already have a win, You and me already, the

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<v Speaker 1>everybody listening right now, because the other GOP senators are

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<v Speaker 1>looking at that race and they're thinking, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>he spent one hundred million dollars in a primary and

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<v Speaker 1>he has to go to a runoff that he might lose.

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<v Speaker 1>He barely won it. That's how mad people were about

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<v Speaker 1>John Cornyn voting for gun control. I better be careful

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<v Speaker 1>when I choose to betray my base next time. It

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<v Speaker 1>does make a difference. Speaking out makes a difference making

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<v Speaker 1>these look when they lack patriotism, and so many of

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<v Speaker 1>them lack patriotism, all you can do is make them

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<v Speaker 1>afraid for their jobs. All right, and don't forget to

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<v Speaker 1>email your questions in too. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot

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<v Speaker 1>com from all and now he's a headline. But oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know the thing headlines. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to Morrissey cancels a concert due to sleep deprivation

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<v Speaker 1>caused by a noisy hotel. I would make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>that person, but I just stayed at a hotel in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles and there were sirens and honking and all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of things going on outside of it all night long,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was really horrible. I'm just really old and mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Now London knife crime is so bad they now need

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<v Speaker 1>bleed kits on every bus. Oh, we'll consider that an

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<v Speaker 1>immigration update. Trump stopping the evil Empire Iran is more

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<v Speaker 1>important than oil prices. Ooh, we probably don't. Probably don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to lead with that. Again, I don't say that. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Rushmore's Independence Day fireworks are back. Gosh, that's freaking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Rushmore was a little smaller than I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be. I've only seen it once when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, but still, Fireworks by Mount Rushmore

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<v Speaker 1>would be freaking sweet, almost as sweet as ass doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Friday, which is tomorrow. I'll see you then. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all