Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And
Speaker 1: I'm fantastic Thursday. I can't get to smile off my face.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know, you
Speaker 1: know what it might be. We'll get to some other
Speaker 1: political stuff. Probably, I don't know. We might just screw
Speaker 1: off for the last hour. I haven't decided yet. But
Speaker 1: right now in Houston, Texas, there is something going on
Speaker 1: called the Houston Rodeo. Maybe you have heard of it,
Speaker 1: maybe you haven't. That's fine if you have never heard
Speaker 1: of it, or if you have never been. It's obviously
Speaker 1: a rodeo that goes without saying, it goes on every
Speaker 1: year and it is a massive, massive event that goes
Speaker 1: on for what two three weeks, Chris, it goes on
Speaker 1: for weeks weeks. What it is is there is a
Speaker 1: huge area with endless shopping and things like that. They'll
Speaker 1: have tents set up, barbecue tents. You can go eat
Speaker 1: as bad as you would like there. You can go
Speaker 1: buy a parel, you could do. There's nothing you can't
Speaker 1: get at the Houston Rodeo. Then they have a rodeo
Speaker 1: every single night there's a rodeo with all the greatness
Speaker 1: of the rodeo. Then after the rodeo, every night there
Speaker 1: is a concert of some kind. And don't think we're
Speaker 1: talking about some fly by night local band. Here. The
Speaker 1: biggest musical artists you can think of. They play at
Speaker 1: the Houston Rodeo every year. Everyone immediately in our area
Speaker 1: they'll look up the lineup immediately and say, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go this night, this night, this night, and
Speaker 1: this night. The reason I'm if it sounds like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to sell it to you, it's because I am
Speaker 1: you should go, should bring your family, come, spend two
Speaker 1: days in Houston, eat like a fat pig, enjoy the rodeo,
Speaker 1: enjoy a concert. If you've never been, I would highly
Speaker 1: recommend it to you. Now, why am I in a
Speaker 1: good mood? Well? Last night I was obviously working, as
Speaker 1: you heard me here on the show. I was working.
Speaker 1: So Ob and my youngest son they decided to go
Speaker 1: to the rodeo. Creed, the band Creed. You've heard of Creed?
Speaker 1: I hope the band Creed was playing. Chris said, who hasn't.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone hasn't. Whatever the band Creed. They were
Speaker 1: huge when I was younger, The band Creed. They were
Speaker 1: the concert act that night. So Ab and Luke they
Speaker 1: hopped in the car, drove up to the rodeo. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: my kid a chicken and waffles slider. Chris, how about that?
Speaker 1: And the syrup was the sauce? He said, it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Can you wait? Can you people eat chicken and waffles?
Speaker 1: You can, right, that's kosher. There you go, Chris, Chicken
Speaker 1: and waffle sliders. And then he ate a deep fried
Speaker 1: Snickers bar. Now, hold on, hold on, Chris. Chris said,
Speaker 1: that's too much. I initially pushed back on him and said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with Snickers. I feel like if you're gonna
Speaker 1: eat a deep fried something you could do better, because
Speaker 1: they had things like a deep fried Reese's Cup something
Speaker 1: like that. And he said, Dad, no, you you're thinking
Speaker 1: about irregular Snickers bread it and picture everything in a
Speaker 1: Snickers as being melty and soft. He said, even the
Speaker 1: peanuts in it got a little soft, so it was
Speaker 1: just kind of gooey, all right. He kind of sold
Speaker 1: me on it. The deep fried Snickers sounded good. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: I No, I've never had one. I've never had one.
Speaker 1: I will try I'm gonna try it once. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try it once. Might have to reschedule that physical. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it. Bob and Luke go up to
Speaker 1: the rodeo last night and they go eat, they go
Speaker 1: chop a little bit. They didn't buy anything, thank you Lord.
Speaker 1: They didn't buy anything, and then they went in for
Speaker 1: the rodeo. The reason I'm encouraging you to go, it's
Speaker 1: not because I benefit from it. Wave high to me
Speaker 1: when you're in town, but not that I benefit from it.
Speaker 1: If you go to the Houston Rodeo, you will be
Speaker 1: reminded of how many people in the United States of
Speaker 1: America are like you. Still they love this country. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this it is. You're going to be overwhelmed
Speaker 1: with the politeness of the people up there, certainly the
Speaker 1: people in the actual rodeo. It's a bunch of yes, ma'am,
Speaker 1: no sir, excuse me, Bob. Of course, because she's a woman,
Speaker 1: had to take pictures in video the entire freaking thing,
Speaker 1: the national anthem. If you want to see, Actually, you
Speaker 1: want some inspiration for this, I have no idea why
Speaker 1: I'm doing a Houston Rodeo infomercial. You want some inspiration
Speaker 1: for this. Bob pulls out her phone last night for
Speaker 1: the national anthem. They go all in for the National
Speaker 1: Anthem at the Houston Rodeo and I put up the
Speaker 1: video she took of the national Anthem. I put it
Speaker 1: up on my Twitter account at Jesse Kelly DC if
Speaker 1: you can go watch it. It's sitting there right now.
Speaker 1: That's a video from Ob. She took that of the
Speaker 1: Houston Rodeo. There's a woman riding around on a horse
Speaker 1: with an American flag that you should hear. The pipes on,
Speaker 1: the ladies singing the national anthem. They're cooking off fireworks
Speaker 1: in there. Everyone is standing up, hats off. And then
Speaker 1: at the end of it, this like firework flame sparkler.
Speaker 1: I think it came out the top of the flagpole
Speaker 1: as the horse is riding across the rodeo. It's one
Speaker 1: of those things it makes you want to stand up
Speaker 1: and just cheer for the United States of America. And
Speaker 1: then after the rodeo was over, Creed comes out and
Speaker 1: she said it was one of the best concerts she's
Speaker 1: ever seen in her life. They're praying in between songs.
Speaker 1: The reason, part of the reason I'm in such a
Speaker 1: good mood is you and me. We sit down every day,
Speaker 1: and obviously we talk about problems, and there are lots
Speaker 1: of problems.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: There's still a lot of good in this country, a
Speaker 1: lot of good and huge pockets of good people. And
Speaker 1: we can spend so much time in a problem area
Speaker 1: focusing on the problem headlines. We got this and that
Speaker 1: in the stock market, gas prices. We can get mayred
Speaker 1: down in all this crap, and we can forget there
Speaker 1: are a lot of people like you and a lot
Speaker 1: of people like me out there. There's a ton of
Speaker 1: good left in this country. I promise there is Bronco.
Speaker 1: Today I hit my limit. I am done, and we
Speaker 1: need to stop and talk and stop all the talk
Speaker 1: and be men of action. I picked up Bojangles after
Speaker 1: a long day of travel. They royally messed up my
Speaker 1: sauce order. Yes I should have checked this, but it
Speaker 1: never used to be an issue. They gave me some
Speaker 1: putrid that means organic matter in a state of foul
Speaker 1: smelling indicator. I know what putrid means. They gave me
Speaker 1: some putrid mango sauce for my chicken. Like you. I'm
Speaker 1: an avid sauceman and I've had enough. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if we imprison or re educate offenders, but the constant
Speaker 1: disrespect and discrimination it's gotten me at my boiling point.
Speaker 1: The restaurants. All right, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: not proud of you. Ready, if I order food delivered
Speaker 1: through some app, you can get any food delivered. Now,
Speaker 1: if I order food delivered, I will tip. Well, you
Speaker 1: know that. I just feel like you should be a
Speaker 1: good tipper in life. I will take whatever tip they
Speaker 1: have on there, and I will add to it, especially
Speaker 1: if the driver shows up and is polite. Please thank you.
Speaker 1: I always think thank you. I swear it gets you
Speaker 1: five extra bucks for me. It just manners are a
Speaker 1: good thing. However, if there's a problem with your order,
Speaker 1: the restaurant will have to pay. If you ask for
Speaker 1: a refund and get one, it doesn't come from the app.
Speaker 1: The restaurant has to do it. I more than once
Speaker 1: have demanded and gotten a full refund on my food
Speaker 1: order because they didn't put my sauce in there. And
Speaker 1: it's not about the money, And believe it or not,
Speaker 1: it's not even out of spite or anger. I know
Speaker 1: that's what you think. And I know that's what you think, Chris.
Speaker 1: It's not about that. I want that refund request to
Speaker 1: come through to the restaurant, and I always put the
Speaker 1: reason why. And I want the manager or owner of
Speaker 1: the restaurant to look and say, oh, it's because we
Speaker 1: didn't include his ranch. And I want him to go
Speaker 1: to his kitchen staff and loudly inform them that when
Speaker 1: someone orders for and often pays for sauce, it is
Speaker 1: not an inconsequential thing that you can do it if
Speaker 1: you feel like it. If you don't do it's no
Speaker 1: big deal. It's just the thing a rant. We sauce
Speaker 1: people make it a priority. It is not a small thing.
Speaker 1: It is the meal. I called one of the taco
Speaker 1: plays in Houston one time, Torchies Tacos in case you're
Speaker 1: wondering what it was, because me and Chris had gotten
Speaker 1: some tacos from there, and they kept forgetting the sauce,
Speaker 1: and kept forgetting the sauce, and kept forgetting the sauce.
Speaker 1: I called them and I said, I need to speak
Speaker 1: to the manager. It's not like you think. She got
Speaker 1: on the phone. I told her what had happened. She said,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let me get your money back.
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, no, no, I didn't call for that.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. I'm going to keep ordering. I
Speaker 1: called to let you know you keep having to pay
Speaker 1: for my meal because you have some moron in the
Speaker 1: kitchen who won't read a receipt and give me the sauce.
Speaker 1: And I don't want you to have to do that.
Speaker 1: I want to pay you for the meal. She was
Speaker 1: so pleasant on the phone. She tried to demand that
Speaker 1: she paid for the meal, and I said, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want your money back. I wanted to let you know.
Speaker 1: And Chris, they never forgot it one other time after that.
Speaker 1: Pull your people aside, if you run a restaurant and
Speaker 1: tell them the sauce batters and tell them about preborn right,
Speaker 1: pull your staff aside and say, listen, babies lives matter
Speaker 1: more than pretty much anything else, and they're being slaughtered
Speaker 1: in mass in the United States of America. Still don't
Speaker 1: think that abortion has gone away since the overturning of
Speaker 1: ROVERSUS waged. Not at all, Not at all. It's barely
Speaker 1: slowed down. How can that be? People say that, how
Speaker 1: can that be How's that possible? The abortion pill? Freaking
Speaker 1: abortion pill makes abortion easy. Now, if you have a
Speaker 1: telehealth meeting and they mail it to you, isn't that sick?
Speaker 1: Isn't that disgusting? How do we fight against that? When
Speaker 1: evil is that easy to obtain? How do we fight
Speaker 1: against that? Preborn? Preborn? They'll find that girl and they'll
Speaker 1: offer her love. They will give her a free ultrasound
Speaker 1: free if she needs care or help. After that she
Speaker 1: chooses life. They're there and preborn does this with your help,
Speaker 1: and it's tax deductible. You want to buy her that
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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Chef. It is the Jests
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Wonderful Thursday. Reminding you to email
Speaker 1: in you're asked doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now, sometimes you don't ever, you
Speaker 1: don't want to look at the bad part of things
Speaker 1: because there's enough bad part bad parts out there anyway. Right,
Speaker 1: So when there's something good that happens. You don't want
Speaker 1: to look at the bad part of it. But well,
Speaker 1: I'll read the headline. Trump touts historic three hundred billion
Speaker 1: dollar Texas refinery as the first new US plant in
Speaker 1: nearly fifty years. Now, I'm happy we have a refinery.
Speaker 1: Good for Trump, good, good all around. I'm good, good
Speaker 1: for the country, first one in fifty years. The entire
Speaker 1: world runs on oil and we haven't built a new
Speaker 1: refinery in fifty years. What are we doing? And right
Speaker 1: now we're in a situation where we have some Middle
Speaker 1: Eastern oil that's not going to be a flowing right
Speaker 1: about now. Would be a wonderful time to be able
Speaker 1: to produce and refine all of our oil needs. And
Speaker 1: I know we have some refining capacity. I get that,
Speaker 1: But we haven't built a new refinery in fifty years.
Speaker 1: We have allowed the communists to wage this climate war
Speaker 1: on us for so long that we haven't built a
Speaker 1: new refinery in fifty years. Oh my gosh, hey, bald
Speaker 1: and smart Texas warlord. How does polling work? When I
Speaker 1: hear figures of percentages of people who think this or that?
Speaker 1: How they're figures obtained? I'm forty six and in my
Speaker 1: twenty six years of voting, I've never received the phone call.
Speaker 1: What they call people and how you call people, when
Speaker 1: you call people, which people you call, That's what determines
Speaker 1: the accuracy of a pool, and how many people you call.
Speaker 1: I've bored you with this brutally boring detail before, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you about it again in case
Speaker 1: you are a nerd about such things. There is a
Speaker 1: term sub tabs. Subtabs. Have you ever heard that term? Well,
Speaker 1: there'll be a poll, all right, So I'll read one
Speaker 1: of these, one of the ones we've already talked about,
Speaker 1: NBC poll, and this is approval rating of the Iran strike.
Speaker 1: MAGA Republicans or at ninety percent. Republicans are at seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Non MAGA Republicans are at fifty four. All adults are
Speaker 1: at forty one, Independents are at twenty seven, and Democrats
Speaker 1: are at nine. Okay, the stop, stop, We're not going
Speaker 1: to focus on that. That poll. That poll has subtabs
Speaker 1: that you can't read right there, but they probably are
Speaker 1: available if you go looking for it. Usually the subtabs
Speaker 1: are available online for any poll. Why would that matter
Speaker 1: for polls? Well, if they pulled one hundred people. That's
Speaker 1: a minuscule poll that you can you can almost dismiss it.
Speaker 1: It's too small of a number of people. If they
Speaker 1: pulled too many Democrats or too many Republicans. What if
Speaker 1: there's a poll that comes out that says Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: approval is it only thirty five percent? This is a disaster.
Speaker 1: It's the end of the world. Well it might be
Speaker 1: unless you click on the subtabs and find out, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, seventy percent of the people they pulled were
Speaker 1: registered Democrats. Of course the poll was going to show
Speaker 1: his approval ratings. That you see what I mean. The
Speaker 1: subtabs are one of the those boring, nerdy details about
Speaker 1: polling that people don't talk about because it is boring
Speaker 1: and it is nerdy, but it is everything, to be honest,
Speaker 1: they're everything. Oh this was polled, Well, who did you pull?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Water, drinking ice cream, eating beer? You can drink water,
Speaker 1: any ice cream. Okay. I listened to you say, get
Speaker 1: involved locally where you live. Didn't sell it out today.
Speaker 1: But I am an elected town official, she says. Yesterday
Speaker 1: in New Hampshire was a meeting, so on, so forth.
Speaker 1: She lives in a small town. So either way, she
Speaker 1: got involved, threw her hat in the ring, and she won.
Speaker 1: I could have declined to serve, but I thought it's
Speaker 1: a low time commitment. I can serve my town and
Speaker 1: maybe find illegals on the voting rules. I accepted the position.
Speaker 1: I think everything happens for a reason. Love the show
Speaker 1: says I can say her name, her name is Kathy,
Speaker 1: looks like she did so with the support of her husband,
Speaker 1: Kathy husband, well done, well done. Another great reason to
Speaker 1: get involved and get involved locally. If you only focus
Speaker 1: on all the problems, because there's always new problems, you
Speaker 1: don't ever get to vent out that pressure. When you
Speaker 1: start getting involved, working on a campaign or running for
Speaker 1: office or whatever, it feels like you're doing something about it.
Speaker 1: Because you are doing something about it, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: You get involved in your local city council, school boards,
Speaker 1: something like that. It'll actually make you feel better about
Speaker 1: all the bad news, international news, national news, all the
Speaker 1: bad news that comes down. It'll feel better because you'll
Speaker 1: feel like you're you're you're in the fight. You'll feel
Speaker 1: like you're in it. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: you get to vote once every two years, and that
Speaker 1: doesn't so once every two years you get to go
Speaker 1: out and do something about it. You get to do
Speaker 1: something about it more often if you get involved, get involved,
Speaker 1: get involved, get involved. All right, we'll talk to my
Speaker 1: buddy Kurt Schlickter. He wants to dog on John Cornyan. Next,
Speaker 1: get to care for rhinos. Week days with the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: magnificent Thursday. Remember tomorrow's ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and you
Speaker 1: did to get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Joining me now is my friend,
Speaker 1: famed author at this point in time, Kurt Schlickter. Kurt,
Speaker 1: before we get to John Cornyan, I've lost track of
Speaker 1: how many books you've written. Why do you write so
Speaker 1: many books? I hate writing? It sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like to eat. I'm literally writing a book
Speaker 2: when you're a fine producer whose musical taste is impeccable.
Speaker 2: Gave me a call. It's a it's a it's a
Speaker 2: thing I do and I'm actually expanding it. There is
Speaker 2: now the Kelly Turmal Beside the Kelly Turmal People's Republic
Speaker 2: series There is a graphic novel coming out called Blue Flame,
Speaker 2: and it's insane. If you go to my Twitter account
Speaker 2: at kirch Schlichter, you can see the animated trailer. It
Speaker 2: is completely badass.
Speaker 1: Okay, a graphic novel. What is a graphic novel that's
Speaker 1: a comic.
Speaker 2: Book for adults because it's splattered with blood in action?
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. I'm a big bloody cool it is.
Speaker 2: It is cool, and it's a conservative guy in our
Speaker 2: friend of Andrew bright Bart's who's doing the art. It's
Speaker 2: actually kind of amazing, So I hope people will check
Speaker 2: it out and you can find it on my it's
Speaker 2: called Blue Flame. You can find it on my Twitter bio.
Speaker 2: It's all over the place.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Flame, let's talk about Lindsey Graham and why
Speaker 1: he's on the news all the time, counter messaging President Trump.
Speaker 1: President Trump's up there every single day saying, hey, this
Speaker 1: is going to be limited, we're wrapping things up, we're
Speaker 1: ahead of schedule in Iran, and then Linda Graham runs
Speaker 1: to the news every night promising that we will continue
Speaker 1: to bomb the entire world and basically ruining all the
Speaker 1: White House messaging where you're already massively underwater with independence
Speaker 1: in the whole thing. Is Lindsey Graham secretly working against
Speaker 1: the Trump administration?
Speaker 2: Well, look, Lindsay Gram's got a lot of secrets, and
Speaker 2: not any of them are particularly well kept. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I look, we spent forty eight years having our guys
Speaker 2: killed and mained by the Iranians. I have no use
Speaker 2: for them. Let Trump cook, Let him do his thing.
Speaker 2: It's getting done, minimal casualties, it's going to happen. The
Speaker 2: last thing we need is this little guy in the
Speaker 2: doing exactly what you're saying, which is counter messaging the president.
Speaker 2: Everything's going to be fine once we get this thing won.
Speaker 2: And the problem is, I'm not sure what Lindsey Graham's
Speaker 2: definition of winning is, and I don't particularly care. I
Speaker 2: think Donald Trump's going to leave Iran in the hands
Speaker 2: of people who are probably not necessarily nice people, but
Speaker 2: people who aren't going to go and murder our troops
Speaker 2: with explosively foreign projectiles and all those other things. So
Speaker 2: I can live with that result. I'm not interested in
Speaker 2: what Lindsey Graham can live with.
Speaker 1: Tell me about John Cornyn Kurk. Can you explain to
Speaker 1: me why a state like Texas, and this applies to
Speaker 1: many other states, then just my state. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: our state now, Texas. But how can a red state
Speaker 1: like Texas consistently send a dirt ball like John Cornyan
Speaker 1: back to the United States Senate.
Speaker 2: Remember that most people are kind of normy conservative, They
Speaker 2: don't really pay attention, and every six years Cornyan provides
Speaker 2: his own act, you know, his unique I'm a Texan,
Speaker 2: I care what you think. Look, I'm hardcore. And people
Speaker 2: are like, oh well, now that's the only time I
Speaker 2: ever see him. I guess he's okay. Look at that hat.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got a hat, he's got a hat,
Speaker 2: he's got a cowboy hat. He's got to be fine,
Speaker 2: when in fact he holds us an utter contempt. Now,
Speaker 2: I think this is a problem in a lot of
Speaker 2: red states because you can't be a Democrat and get
Speaker 2: to statewide office. You basically have to be a Republican,
Speaker 2: which means everybody is a Republican, even if they would
Speaker 2: be Democrats in other places. So you get this phenomenon
Speaker 2: where you have a Texan senator and I'm still trying
Speaker 2: to get my head around this. Jesse, who thought, you know,
Speaker 2: I'd be a great idea. You know what the Republicans
Speaker 2: are clamoring for here in Texas. It's for me to
Speaker 2: work with the Democrats on a gun control bill. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and there's more. I'm really into a comprehensive immigration reform,
Speaker 2: which is English for amnesty. And you get it. I mean,
Speaker 2: he's horrible. I just despise it, Kurt.
Speaker 1: We are getting better, though. When I say we, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the GOP primary voter. Yes, we have a
Speaker 1: long way to go, but if you look at the results,
Speaker 1: for instance, the John Corner results, you have these other
Speaker 1: losers like Tom Tillis for retiring and things like that.
Speaker 1: Aren't we getting better now? I've whipped the GOP primary
Speaker 1: voter many times before, but you got to hand out
Speaker 1: some sugar cubes when it's due every once in a while.
Speaker 1: We're getting more involved in carrying more.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes we are, and you're absolutely right, And I'm
Speaker 2: glad you're saying that because there's a lot of doomers.
Speaker 1: Oh no, thising's ever cherish.
Speaker 2: There's still the worstest thing ever. Are I'm gonna come
Speaker 2: over Democrat? No stop, No, we are getting better. But
Speaker 2: if you have the idea that you know, someday we're
Speaker 2: going to get to a point where we don't have
Speaker 2: any opponents and everything is easy and we don't have
Speaker 2: to fight for you know, freedom, justice and not castrating
Speaker 2: young males. You're delusional. We're always going to be fighting.
Speaker 2: Right now, we're winning. And in this Texas primary, you know,
Speaker 2: you had a lot of people voting for Kenny Paxton,
Speaker 2: who's got his own problems, which many of them are
Speaker 2: of his own making, and that's not helpful. But the
Speaker 2: fact is, this Corning guy is a disaster, and there's
Speaker 2: a lot to be said for posting his head on
Speaker 2: a stick figuratively if I if I said literally, he
Speaker 2: would cry and you'd get a tweets from the twenty
Speaker 2: five year old interns who work for him about how
Speaker 2: I'm trying to post his head on a stick. God,
Speaker 2: he said, you know, look he if Kenny Paxton was
Speaker 2: electoral poison and there was no way we would win
Speaker 2: the Senate seat against that blasphemous little perv whose browser
Speaker 2: history makes me cringe, then I think it would be
Speaker 2: reasonable to support Cornyn because he's going to be with
Speaker 2: us ninety percent of the time. It's just ten percent
Speaker 2: will drive us crazy. But you know, I am unconvinced
Speaker 2: that Taller Rico is going to win against any Republican
Speaker 2: in Texas, especially with such greatest hits as Jesus loves
Speaker 2: abortion and God is non binary.
Speaker 1: Yes, that'll end very well.
Speaker 2: Kurt.
Speaker 1: Where can people go find these wonderful books of yours?
Speaker 2: You find my books on Amazon, but I want you
Speaker 2: to go to my Twitter bio page and you can
Speaker 2: get a link to Blue Flame and watch the trailer.
Speaker 2: Watch the trail. It is so cool. And you know,
Speaker 2: we talk a good game about conservative art, why aren't
Speaker 2: more conservatives doing art, getting off there doing popular culture. Well,
Speaker 2: stop talking and start going there and start getting involved
Speaker 2: and support it where it exists. People support my books,
Speaker 2: they should support this graphic novel, Blue Flame.
Speaker 1: Kurt Schlickter, I appreciate you, my friend. Come back soon.
Speaker 1: You know, I've never understood why they call it a trailer. Well,
Speaker 1: what do they call it a trailer? A trailer is
Speaker 1: something you pull behind your pickup truck. You load your
Speaker 1: lawnmower in there, or a four wheeler or something like that.
Speaker 1: That's a trailer. How is it that a brief summary
Speaker 1: video summary of your movie, your graphic novel or something
Speaker 1: like that. In what way is it a trailer? What? Chris?
Speaker 1: It's the trailer, not the boat, Chris coming up with
Speaker 1: some stupid philosophical sentence in no way explains why it's
Speaker 1: a trailer. How is it? What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: What you just said? It's the trailer, not the boat.
Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing, Chris. You know what, put your
Speaker 1: microphone down. You're done for the day. Chris is done
Speaker 1: for the day. We're not done yet. We have another segment.
Speaker 1: Hang on, you're listening to the Oracle. You love this one.
Speaker 1: It's a scream Baby the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
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Speaker 1: Show on a Thursday. But don't worry, we still have
Speaker 1: a big fat juicy one for you tomorrow, A juicy
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show Friday. What, Chris?
Speaker 2: I like?
Speaker 1: How that sounds? I think everyone likes juicy things. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? They do? Linsay Graham? Does you
Speaker 1: need to email in your ask Doctor Jesse questions for
Speaker 1: tomorrow Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. A juice see orange,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of right now as a juicy orange,
Speaker 1: but not too watery. Sometimes they can taste watery. What, Chris, Well,
Speaker 1: juicy and watery are not the same thing. Don't n
Speaker 1: act like they're the same thing. No, No, water is
Speaker 1: different than juice, Chris. If you bite into the orange
Speaker 1: in the juice that fills up your mouth is sugary
Speaker 1: and sweet and delicious, that's different than if you bite
Speaker 1: into it and your mouth is full of just orange
Speaker 1: flavored water. Totally a different thing. Don't an act like
Speaker 1: they're the same things. Why are you like this, Jesse?
Speaker 1: I initially dismissed this thought as me being a conspiracy theorist,
Speaker 1: but I've finally become convinced. I think it's probable that
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris is an undercover Masad agent. He undermines
Speaker 1: you in subtle ways by seeming to disapprove of your jokes.
Speaker 1: His inability to answer the simple question about the length
Speaker 1: of the Olympics was the final straw. I agree. As
Speaker 1: your tour of Israel got closer to Tel Aviv, did
Speaker 1: he happen to disappear for a few hours? You know,
Speaker 1: I did lose sight of Chris for a couple hours
Speaker 1: in Tel Aviv. What were you doing, Chris? What Chris said?
Speaker 1: Who doesn't take a couple of days away from a trip?
Speaker 1: Were you going going through training getting video recorders and
Speaker 1: planet in your nose or something? I know what, Chris?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that story? And I don't know whether
Speaker 1: or not it's true. Please let me throw this disclaimer
Speaker 1: out there. It's probably total crap. It's just a story
Speaker 1: I saw. I saw a story that Massad had implanted basically,
Speaker 1: they had infiltrated the dentistry of Iran and that they
Speaker 1: had implanted tracking devices in the teeth of the Iranian
Speaker 1: generals in leadership that helped them know where they were. Again,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, don't take that to the bank.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether or not that's true. Okay, that
Speaker 1: if that is true, that's amazing, that is amazing. That
Speaker 1: is man, that's dark. That's fucked. I totally support it,
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Speaker 1: Have you recently had a bomb dropped on you by
Speaker 1: America or Israel? No, I'm kidding. Relief relief factor can't
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Speaker 1: Does your leg hurt, back hurt do you not do
Speaker 1: things you used to do because it hurts standing up,
Speaker 1: sitting down, work in construction, playing golf, going for a walk.
Speaker 1: Why don't you try a supplement, not more pain pills,
Speaker 1: not ignoring it and tofing it out. A supplement every
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Speaker 1: my life to write your senator and write your congressman. Well,
Speaker 1: I wrote my new low TGP non jock taking Senator
Speaker 1: Utah's John Curtis and told him to pass the Save Act.
Speaker 1: I feel like these people don't represent us. My question
Speaker 1: is does it really do any good to write your representative?
Speaker 1: His name is Brian. It does, actually, So here's how
Speaker 1: I know it used to work, and I would imagine
Speaker 1: it still works the same way, at least in one
Speaker 1: office that I know of, so I'm sure it was
Speaker 1: pretty common throughout throughout Congress. Congressman had what amounted to
Speaker 1: a point system for complaints where people called in. What
Speaker 1: kind of point system, Well, and I don't remember exactly
Speaker 1: what they were, so I'm not going to lie to
Speaker 1: you about the number. But if someone called, that was
Speaker 1: worth a certain amount of points. If someone wrote a letter,
Speaker 1: hand wrote a letter and mailed it in, that was
Speaker 1: worth more points because it was more difficult, in time
Speaker 1: consuming to write a letter. An email worth a certain
Speaker 1: number of points. And this congressman, he would get reports
Speaker 1: from his people at the end of it. I want
Speaker 1: to say every day, but that's probably not true. Every
Speaker 1: week something like that. He would get reports from his
Speaker 1: staff on hey, people are really mad about this. And
Speaker 1: so because everyone's going to complain about something, he's always
Speaker 1: going to get a complain about something. But if a
Speaker 1: lot of people, an overwhelming number of people are complaining
Speaker 1: about one thing, it may not change his vote, but
Speaker 1: it might change his vote because the reason the points
Speaker 1: system exists is he knows he only stays in office
Speaker 1: if the voters don't get too angry with him. So
Speaker 1: if it seems like everyone in his district is mad
Speaker 1: at him about X, Y or Z, it may prompt
Speaker 1: him to change. Now that's not me telling you that
Speaker 1: your letter or your call or whatever, that it's going
Speaker 1: to change the vote of your senator or your congressman.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's bribed and can't change his vote. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: blackmailed and can't change his vote. That would be Lindsay
Speaker 1: Graham someone like that. You never know, but you might
Speaker 1: change him. Look, I'm telling you right now, what's happening
Speaker 1: to John corn in Texas. Even let's say something horrible
Speaker 1: happens and Cornan goes on to win this primary, that
Speaker 1: would be horrible, devastating. Actually, but even if that happens,
Speaker 1: that this election is now this close for a guy
Speaker 1: who was walked to re election every other time, that
Speaker 1: we already have a win, You and me already, the
Speaker 1: everybody listening right now, because the other GOP senators are
Speaker 1: looking at that race and they're thinking, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: he spent one hundred million dollars in a primary and
Speaker 1: he has to go to a runoff that he might lose.
Speaker 1: He barely won it. That's how mad people were about
Speaker 1: John Cornyn voting for gun control. I better be careful
Speaker 1: when I choose to betray my base next time. It
Speaker 1: does make a difference. Speaking out makes a difference making
Speaker 1: these look when they lack patriotism, and so many of
Speaker 1: them lack patriotism, all you can do is make them
Speaker 1: afraid for their jobs. All right, and don't forget to
Speaker 1: email your questions in too. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot
Speaker 1: com from all and now he's a headline. But oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know the thing headlines. We didn't
Speaker 1: get to Morrissey cancels a concert due to sleep deprivation
Speaker 1: caused by a noisy hotel. I would make fun of
Speaker 1: that person, but I just stayed at a hotel in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and there were sirens and honking and all
Speaker 1: kinds of things going on outside of it all night long,
Speaker 1: and it was really horrible. I'm just really old and mean.
Speaker 1: Now London knife crime is so bad they now need
Speaker 1: bleed kits on every bus. Oh, we'll consider that an
Speaker 1: immigration update. Trump stopping the evil Empire Iran is more
Speaker 1: important than oil prices. Ooh, we probably don't. Probably don't
Speaker 1: need to lead with that. Again, I don't say that. Please.
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore's Independence Day fireworks are back. Gosh, that's freaking awesome.
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore was a little smaller than I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be. I've only seen it once when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, but still, Fireworks by Mount Rushmore
Speaker 1: would be freaking sweet, almost as sweet as ass doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, which is tomorrow. I'll see you then. That's
Speaker 1: all