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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. And

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Speaker 1: I'm fantastic Thursday. I can't get to smile off my face.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know, you

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Speaker 1: know what it might be. We'll get to some other

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Speaker 1: political stuff. Probably, I don't know. We might just screw

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Speaker 1: off for the last hour. I haven't decided yet. But

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Speaker 1: right now in Houston, Texas, there is something going on

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Speaker 1: called the Houston Rodeo. Maybe you have heard of it,

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Speaker 1: maybe you haven't. That's fine if you have never heard

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Speaker 1: of it, or if you have never been. It's obviously

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Speaker 1: a rodeo that goes without saying, it goes on every

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Speaker 1: year and it is a massive, massive event that goes

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Speaker 1: on for what two three weeks, Chris, it goes on

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Speaker 1: for weeks weeks. What it is is there is a

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Speaker 1: huge area with endless shopping and things like that. They'll

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Speaker 1: have tents set up, barbecue tents. You can go eat

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Speaker 1: as bad as you would like there. You can go

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Speaker 1: buy a parel, you could do. There's nothing you can't

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Speaker 1: get at the Houston Rodeo. Then they have a rodeo

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Speaker 1: every single night there's a rodeo with all the greatness

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Speaker 1: of the rodeo. Then after the rodeo, every night there

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Speaker 1: is a concert of some kind. And don't think we're

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Speaker 1: talking about some fly by night local band. Here. The

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Speaker 1: biggest musical artists you can think of. They play at

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Speaker 1: the Houston Rodeo every year. Everyone immediately in our area

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Speaker 1: they'll look up the lineup immediately and say, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go this night, this night, this night, and

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Speaker 1: this night. The reason I'm if it sounds like I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to sell it to you, it's because I am

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Speaker 1: you should go, should bring your family, come, spend two

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Speaker 1: days in Houston, eat like a fat pig, enjoy the rodeo,

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Speaker 1: enjoy a concert. If you've never been, I would highly

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Speaker 1: recommend it to you. Now, why am I in a

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Speaker 1: good mood? Well? Last night I was obviously working, as

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Speaker 1: you heard me here on the show. I was working.

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Speaker 1: So Ob and my youngest son they decided to go

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Speaker 1: to the rodeo. Creed, the band Creed. You've heard of Creed?

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Speaker 1: I hope the band Creed was playing. Chris said, who hasn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure someone hasn't. Whatever the band Creed. They were

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Speaker 1: huge when I was younger, The band Creed. They were

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Speaker 1: the concert act that night. So Ab and Luke they

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Speaker 1: hopped in the car, drove up to the rodeo. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: my kid a chicken and waffles slider. Chris, how about that?

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Speaker 1: And the syrup was the sauce? He said, it was fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Can you wait? Can you people eat chicken and waffles?

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Speaker 1: You can, right, that's kosher. There you go, Chris, Chicken

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Speaker 1: and waffle sliders. And then he ate a deep fried

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Speaker 1: that's too much. I initially pushed back on him and said, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with Snickers. I feel like if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: eat a deep fried something you could do better, because

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Speaker 1: they had things like a deep fried Reese's Cup something

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Speaker 1: like that. And he said, Dad, no, you you're thinking

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Speaker 1: about irregular Snickers bread it and picture everything in a

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Speaker 1: Snickers as being melty and soft. He said, even the

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Speaker 1: peanuts in it got a little soft, so it was

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Speaker 1: just kind of gooey, all right. He kind of sold

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Speaker 1: me on it. The deep fried Snickers sounded good. What, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I No, I've never had one. I've never had one.

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Speaker 1: I will try I'm gonna try it once. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: try it once. Might have to reschedule that physical. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it. Bob and Luke go up to

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Speaker 1: the rodeo last night and they go eat, they go

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Speaker 1: chop a little bit. They didn't buy anything, thank you Lord.

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Speaker 1: They didn't buy anything, and then they went in for

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Speaker 1: the rodeo. The reason I'm encouraging you to go, it's

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Speaker 1: not because I benefit from it. Wave high to me

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Speaker 1: when you're in town, but not that I benefit from it.

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Speaker 1: If you go to the Houston Rodeo, you will be

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Speaker 1: reminded of how many people in the United States of

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Speaker 1: America are like you. Still they love this country. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you this it is. You're going to be overwhelmed

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Speaker 1: with the politeness of the people up there, certainly the

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Speaker 1: people in the actual rodeo. It's a bunch of yes, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a Houston Rodeo infomercial. You want some inspiration

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Speaker 1: Anthem at the Houston Rodeo and I put up the

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Speaker 1: video she took of the national Anthem. I put it

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Speaker 1: up on my Twitter account at Jesse Kelly DC if

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Speaker 1: you can go watch it. It's sitting there right now.

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Speaker 1: That's a video from Ob. She took that of the

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Speaker 1: Houston Rodeo. There's a woman riding around on a horse

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Speaker 1: with an American flag that you should hear. The pipes on,

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Speaker 1: the ladies singing the national anthem. They're cooking off fireworks

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Speaker 1: as the horse is riding across the rodeo. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those things it makes you want to stand up

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Speaker 1: ever seen in her life. They're praying in between songs.

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Speaker 1: The reason, part of the reason I'm in such a

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Speaker 1: good mood is you and me. We sit down every day,

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Speaker 1: and obviously we talk about problems, and there are lots

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Speaker 2: But.

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Speaker 1: There's still a lot of good in this country, a

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Speaker 1: lot of good and huge pockets of good people. And

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Speaker 1: we can spend so much time in a problem area

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Speaker 1: focusing on the problem headlines. We got this and that

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Speaker 1: in the stock market, gas prices. We can get mayred

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Speaker 1: down in all this crap, and we can forget there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of people like you and a lot

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Speaker 1: of people like me out there. There's a ton of

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Speaker 1: good left in this country. I promise there is Bronco.

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Speaker 1: Today I hit my limit. I am done, and we

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Speaker 1: and be men of action. I picked up Bojangles after

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Speaker 1: a long day of travel. They royally messed up my

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Speaker 1: sauce order. Yes I should have checked this, but it

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Speaker 1: some putrid mango sauce for my chicken. Like you. I'm

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Speaker 1: an avid sauceman and I've had enough. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if we imprison or re educate offenders, but the constant

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Speaker 1: The restaurants. All right, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm

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Speaker 1: not proud of you. Ready, if I order food delivered

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Speaker 1: if the driver shows up and is polite. Please thank you.

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Speaker 1: five extra bucks for me. It just manners are a

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Speaker 1: good thing. However, if there's a problem with your order,

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Speaker 1: it's not even out of spite or anger. I know

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Speaker 1: It's not about that. I want that refund request to

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Speaker 1: It is the meal. I called one of the taco

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Speaker 1: plays in Houston one time, Torchies Tacos in case you're

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Speaker 1: wondering what it was, because me and Chris had gotten

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Speaker 1: And Chris, they never forgot it one other time after that.

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Speaker 1: more than pretty much anything else, and they're being slaughtered

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Speaker 1: abortion pill makes abortion easy. Now, if you have a

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Speaker 1: and it's tax deductible. You want to buy her that

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Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now, sometimes you don't ever, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to look at the bad part of things

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Speaker 1: I'll read the headline. Trump touts historic three hundred billion

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Speaker 2: now the Kelly Turmal Beside the Kelly Turmal People's Republic

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Speaker 2: series There is a graphic novel coming out called Blue Flame,

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Speaker 1: Tell me about John Cornyn Kurk. Can you explain to

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Speaker 1: Yes, that'll end very well.

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Speaker 2: Kurt.

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Speaker 1: Where can people go find these wonderful books of yours?

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Speaker 2: You find my books on Amazon, but I want you

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Speaker 2: get a link to Blue Flame and watch the trailer.

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Speaker 2: Watch the trail. It is so cool. And you know,

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Speaker 2: we talk a good game about conservative art, why aren't

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Speaker 2: and support it where it exists. People support my books,

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Speaker 2: they should support this graphic novel, Blue Flame.

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Speaker 1: Kurt Schlickter, I appreciate you, my friend. Come back soon.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've never understood why they call it a trailer. Well,

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Speaker 1: what do they call it a trailer? A trailer is

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Speaker 1: something you pull behind your pickup truck. You load your

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Speaker 1: lawnmower in there, or a four wheeler or something like that.

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Speaker 1: That's a trailer. How is it that a brief summary

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Speaker 1: video summary of your movie, your graphic novel or something

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Speaker 1: like that. In what way is it a trailer? What? Chris?

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Speaker 1: It's the trailer, not the boat, Chris coming up with

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Speaker 1: some stupid philosophical sentence in no way explains why it's

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Speaker 1: a trailer. How is it? What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: What you just said? It's the trailer, not the boat.

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Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing, Chris. You know what, put your

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Speaker 1: microphone down. You're done for the day. Chris is done

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Speaker 1: for the day. We're not done yet. We have another segment.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, you're listening to the Oracle. You love this one.

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Speaker 1: It's a scream Baby the Jesse Kelly Show. It is

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show on a Thursday. But don't worry, we still have

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Speaker 1: a big fat juicy one for you tomorrow, A juicy

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show Friday. What, Chris?

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Speaker 2: I like?

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Speaker 1: How that sounds? I think everyone likes juicy things. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? They do? Linsay Graham? Does you

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Speaker 1: need to email in your ask Doctor Jesse questions for

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Speaker 1: tomorrow Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. A juice see orange,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of right now as a juicy orange,

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Speaker 1: but not too watery. Sometimes they can taste watery. What, Chris, Well,

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Speaker 1: juicy and watery are not the same thing. Don't n

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Speaker 1: act like they're the same thing. No, No, water is

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Speaker 1: different than juice, Chris. If you bite into the orange

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Speaker 1: in the juice that fills up your mouth is sugary

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Speaker 1: and sweet and delicious, that's different than if you bite

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Speaker 1: into it and your mouth is full of just orange

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Speaker 1: flavored water. Totally a different thing. Don't an act like

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Speaker 1: they're the same things. Why are you like this, Jesse?

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Speaker 1: I initially dismissed this thought as me being a conspiracy theorist,

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Speaker 1: but I've finally become convinced. I think it's probable that

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Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris is an undercover Masad agent. He undermines

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Speaker 1: you in subtle ways by seeming to disapprove of your jokes.

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Speaker 1: His inability to answer the simple question about the length

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Speaker 1: of the Olympics was the final straw. I agree. As

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Speaker 1: your tour of Israel got closer to Tel Aviv, did

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Speaker 1: he happen to disappear for a few hours? You know,

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Speaker 1: I did lose sight of Chris for a couple hours

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Speaker 1: in Tel Aviv. What were you doing, Chris? What Chris said?

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't take a couple of days away from a trip?

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Speaker 1: Were you going going through training getting video recorders and

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Speaker 1: planet in your nose or something? I know what, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that story? And I don't know whether

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Speaker 1: or not it's true. Please let me throw this disclaimer

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Speaker 1: out there. It's probably total crap. It's just a story

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Speaker 1: I saw. I saw a story that Massad had implanted basically,

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Speaker 1: they had infiltrated the dentistry of Iran and that they

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Speaker 1: had implanted tracking devices in the teeth of the Iranian

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Speaker 1: generals in leadership that helped them know where they were. Again,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, don't take that to the bank.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether or not that's true. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: if that is true, that's amazing, that is amazing. That

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Speaker 1: is man, that's dark. That's fucked. I totally support it,

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Speaker 1: like I support relief factor. I you need relief factor.

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Speaker 1: Have you recently had a bomb dropped on you by

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Speaker 1: America or Israel? No, I'm kidding. Relief relief factor can't

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Speaker 1: help there. It's more about your daily aches and pains.

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Speaker 1: Does your leg hurt, back hurt do you not do

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Speaker 1: things you used to do because it hurts standing up,

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Speaker 1: sitting down, work in construction, playing golf, going for a walk.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you try a supplement, not more pain pills,

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Speaker 1: not ignoring it and tofing it out. A supplement every

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Speaker 1: single day you take relief Factor, that pain gets turned

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Speaker 1: down a little more. In a little more and a

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Speaker 1: little more. Try it three weeks. If it is nineteen

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Speaker 1: dollars and ninety five cents, go to relief Factor dot com.

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Speaker 1: Use the promo code Jesse or call one eight hundred

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Speaker 1: the number four relief. All right, Jesse, I've heard all

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Speaker 1: my life to write your senator and write your congressman. Well,

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Speaker 1: I wrote my new low TGP non jock taking Senator

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Speaker 1: Utah's John Curtis and told him to pass the Save Act.

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Speaker 1: I feel like these people don't represent us. My question

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Speaker 1: is does it really do any good to write your representative?

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Speaker 1: His name is Brian. It does, actually, So here's how

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Speaker 1: I know it used to work, and I would imagine

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Speaker 1: it still works the same way, at least in one

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Speaker 1: office that I know of, so I'm sure it was

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Speaker 1: pretty common throughout throughout Congress. Congressman had what amounted to

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Speaker 1: a point system for complaints where people called in. What

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Speaker 1: kind of point system, Well, and I don't remember exactly

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Speaker 1: what they were, so I'm not going to lie to

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Speaker 1: you about the number. But if someone called, that was

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Speaker 1: worth a certain amount of points. If someone wrote a letter,

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Speaker 1: hand wrote a letter and mailed it in, that was

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Speaker 1: worth more points because it was more difficult, in time

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Speaker 1: consuming to write a letter. An email worth a certain

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Speaker 1: number of points. And this congressman, he would get reports

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Speaker 1: from his people at the end of it. I want

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Speaker 1: to say every day, but that's probably not true. Every

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Speaker 1: week something like that. He would get reports from his

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Speaker 1: staff on hey, people are really mad about this. And

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Speaker 1: so because everyone's going to complain about something, he's always

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Speaker 1: going to get a complain about something. But if a

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Speaker 1: lot of people, an overwhelming number of people are complaining

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Speaker 1: about one thing, it may not change his vote, but

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Speaker 1: it might change his vote because the reason the points

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Speaker 1: system exists is he knows he only stays in office

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Speaker 1: if the voters don't get too angry with him. So

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Speaker 1: if it seems like everyone in his district is mad

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Speaker 1: at him about X, Y or Z, it may prompt

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Speaker 1: him to change. Now that's not me telling you that

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Speaker 1: your letter or your call or whatever, that it's going

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Speaker 1: to change the vote of your senator or your congressman.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's bribed and can't change his vote. Maybe he's

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Speaker 1: blackmailed and can't change his vote. That would be Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Graham someone like that. You never know, but you might

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Speaker 1: change him. Look, I'm telling you right now, what's happening

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Speaker 1: to John corn in Texas. Even let's say something horrible

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Speaker 1: happens and Cornan goes on to win this primary, that

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Speaker 1: would be horrible, devastating. Actually, but even if that happens,

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Speaker 1: that this election is now this close for a guy

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Speaker 1: who was walked to re election every other time, that

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Speaker 1: we already have a win, You and me already, the

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Speaker 1: everybody listening right now, because the other GOP senators are

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Speaker 1: looking at that race and they're thinking, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: he spent one hundred million dollars in a primary and

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Speaker 1: he has to go to a runoff that he might lose.

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Speaker 1: He barely won it. That's how mad people were about

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Speaker 1: John Cornyn voting for gun control. I better be careful

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Speaker 1: when I choose to betray my base next time. It

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Speaker 1: does make a difference. Speaking out makes a difference making

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Speaker 1: these look when they lack patriotism, and so many of

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Speaker 1: them lack patriotism, all you can do is make them

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Speaker 1: afraid for their jobs. All right, and don't forget to

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Speaker 1: email your questions in too. Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot

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Speaker 1: com from all and now he's a headline. But oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know the thing headlines. We didn't

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Speaker 1: get to Morrissey cancels a concert due to sleep deprivation

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Speaker 1: caused by a noisy hotel. I would make fun of

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Speaker 1: that person, but I just stayed at a hotel in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles and there were sirens and honking and all

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Speaker 1: kinds of things going on outside of it all night long,

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Speaker 1: and it was really horrible. I'm just really old and mean.

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Speaker 1: Now London knife crime is so bad they now need

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Speaker 1: bleed kits on every bus. Oh, we'll consider that an

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Speaker 1: immigration update. Trump stopping the evil Empire Iran is more

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Speaker 1: important than oil prices. Ooh, we probably don't. Probably don't

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Speaker 1: need to lead with that. Again, I don't say that. Please.

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Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore's Independence Day fireworks are back. Gosh, that's freaking awesome.

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Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore was a little smaller than I thought it

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Speaker 1: was going to be. I've only seen it once when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, but still, Fireworks by Mount Rushmore

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Speaker 1: would be freaking sweet, almost as sweet as ass doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, which is tomorrow. I'll see you then. That's

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Speaker 1: all