Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of tim
Speaker 1: al trend. Mmmmm o boy the tool Man in many
Speaker 1: many ways. We'll talk about tim al in in a
Speaker 1: little while. Up first, the main story. Oh shit, I'm Jack. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: who are you again? I thought I was Jack? So
Speaker 1: this is kind of looking me up. All right, hold on,
Speaker 1: I know one of us. I'm pretty sure I'm Jack.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my underwear. I'm Champion. I'm Jack. That
Speaker 1: is champion. And these are some things that are trending. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then into the heaviest Ship. Yeah, yeah, really heavy ship. Awful.
Speaker 1: Three more mass shootings over the weekend. Yeah, Monterey Park
Speaker 1: and then well al Hambrooke is the that man will
Speaker 1: shot up a like lunar New Year gathering at a
Speaker 1: dance studio. Apparently this was stemming off of some kind
Speaker 1: of domestic violence thing. Uh. And then Louisiana there were
Speaker 1: two mass shootings. It's just it's just like it's so
Speaker 1: it's it's wild too, Like I you know, Monterey Park,
Speaker 1: al Hamberg, That's that's in l A. That's like where
Speaker 1: that's where the huge Asian community is, and it's just
Speaker 1: so scary, like when you read that news, and just
Speaker 1: when the violence feels like it's just closer and closer
Speaker 1: or whatever, than you just feel powerless. It's just a
Speaker 1: very kind of uniquely American feeling that you get when
Speaker 1: you're like, especially as I think about becoming a parent,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ship, that's something I would want to
Speaker 1: go to. I'm Asian, that ship is like relevant, I
Speaker 1: would go to that. Just like those kinds of things
Speaker 1: that you're It adds to this like really fucked up
Speaker 1: sense of powerlessness when you're like, what more does it take,
Speaker 1: Like how many more people just have to die for
Speaker 1: fucking for nothing? Yeah, to like really tighten up these laws. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the incentive structure is such that never gonna They're
Speaker 1: never gonna fucking change it. It's the same thing with
Speaker 1: climate change. It's Yeah, it's a really strange world to
Speaker 1: be apparent in. For sure, I have to like have
Speaker 1: overall faith in the ability to change things and like
Speaker 1: produce some positivity by yourself knowing what's right and like
Speaker 1: being able to communicate that. And I mean I think
Speaker 1: part of that too is unfortunately, like from a young age,
Speaker 1: I was already taught that, like I'm operating in a
Speaker 1: losing game just racially, and so like when you compound
Speaker 1: those kinds of feelings just even like stuff of like
Speaker 1: I can't even like how do you protect your family
Speaker 1: and ship? Ah, it's very very gut wrenching feeling. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, just my thoughts are with all of these
Speaker 1: people who have been, you know, terribly affected by these
Speaker 1: mass shootings. Yeah, alright, thanks Fiser. Is trending a serious trendy?
Speaker 1: Is Is it a serious trend? No? I mean first
Speaker 1: when I saw it, I was like, oh, are they
Speaker 1: like making some kind of medication actually affordable? But it's
Speaker 1: everybody basically making fun of like an anti vax orve meme,
Speaker 1: which is like a bullshit video or someone was like
Speaker 1: apparently they said they just got the vaccine and they
Speaker 1: were like shaking like they were having leg tremors or something,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, that's not a known side effect of it.
Speaker 1: And now people are just hopping in on the trend
Speaker 1: with any old you know, a bit of physical comedy
Speaker 1: somebody's legs doing something wild or twitchy or um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there are when when you look up the trend,
Speaker 1: there are the real anti vax or tweets with like
Speaker 1: grim video of somebody in a hospital room or like
Speaker 1: somebody being like I can't stand up because thanks a lot.
Speaker 1: But then there's so many good ones of that wild
Speaker 1: sex scene and show girls just like video glitches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: white dude, like make dancing really bad. Thanks spser. It's
Speaker 1: just getting really stupid. And I don't know what because
Speaker 1: that the video everyone's like quote tweeting came from like
Speaker 1: May of last year, so I'm sure for whatever. Oh
Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift video where she's quote unquote dancing, the
Speaker 1: one where somebody has a stack of cash in front
Speaker 1: of them and says thanks viser, but they're actually using
Speaker 1: their shaking hand to spread through like a big pile
Speaker 1: of cash. Other people are doing highlights from the Man
Speaker 1: United Arsenal game over the weekend. Love to see that.
Speaker 1: I love a bit of humor that makes David da
Speaker 1: Heya look like an utter trash goalkeeper. Anyway, So the
Speaker 1: Internet is having a good time. Yeah, yeah, the Internet
Speaker 1: is having a good time. Reporting from the internet. Uh,
Speaker 1: is that the Internet is having a good time? Bob
Speaker 1: Chris McGonagall, Yeah, Charles old Chuck mcgonical mcgonical. He's a
Speaker 1: former special agent in charge of the FBI's Counter and
Speaker 1: tell Leigence Division in New York. He has just been
Speaker 1: indicted on charges that he helped the Russian oligarch Oleg
Speaker 1: Derra Posca in violation of U S sanctions, and he
Speaker 1: was in that office until It's a lot of people
Speaker 1: are like, wow, what have I heard Pasca's name before?
Speaker 1: Because he's a he's a big like he's always been
Speaker 1: this figurehead and like people saying, he's like the nexus
Speaker 1: of like a lot of the Russian factory in the US.
Speaker 1: Got it. Yeah, So that's like, oh, with him, you've
Speaker 1: been you've been taking payments from this person. Uh what
Speaker 1: a place? What a place? Turns out the cops are
Speaker 1: also dirty? Huh wa the cos Yeah, Jack, it turns
Speaker 1: out turns out. Yeah. So, I mean, who knows where
Speaker 1: the right goes with this or the left, But I'm
Speaker 1: sure we'll have some interesting takes by the day's end.
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and we have a a V Club
Speaker 1: article of the top fifty Disney movies all times, of
Speaker 1: all times and designed to piss people off. You know,
Speaker 1: just give me that I've seen this list fire them
Speaker 1: off from ten down. All right, you wanna go top ten?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're thinking? Alright? Number ten, Sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen this. I don't have any opinion. Like,
Speaker 1: if I'm going to have an opinion on anything, the
Speaker 1: ten is nine, The Incredibles eight, Aladdin seven, Wally, I
Speaker 1: would put that higher. I'd put that at number one. Six,
Speaker 1: The Lion King five, Mary Poppins four up three, The
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to Beauty and the Beast one pois story
Speaker 1: PROI story one interesting, you know, it's funny. As I
Speaker 1: hear this, I realized I actually just don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about Disney movies at all to have an opinion
Speaker 1: on this. First I was like, where what they coming with?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, I don't even see the Incredibles.
Speaker 1: I've seen, Like why yeah, funk with Wally? I think
Speaker 1: that one felt like the most Like I don't know
Speaker 1: that one felt like some hard hitting ship to me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I don't. I don't think I gave a
Speaker 1: funk about Disney movies. And then like for a while,
Speaker 1: it's like all you can watch with your kids, and
Speaker 1: so it becomes watching David Cronenberg's naked lunch. That's right,
Speaker 1: as soon as my baby has proper eyes sight, just
Speaker 1: checking out all the body horror of David Cronenberg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't really funk with the old one.
Speaker 1: Like Little Mermaid. I tried to put on for them
Speaker 1: when they were younger, and they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well this is so boring. I think I only fucked
Speaker 1: a Little Mermaid because Sebastian was like the first black
Speaker 1: character in a Disney movie I had encountered. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: didn't even make it that far. And he was a crab,
Speaker 1: but we knew he was from the Islands. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: he's a lobster. My bad, Brian correcting me, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for pulling my card on the Arab. I
Speaker 1: don't know. M Survey says he's a crab, so you
Speaker 1: have to hold that l Brian. Sorry to the back
Speaker 1: with you. Tell you. My other favorite Disney movie didn't
Speaker 1: even make the list, Toy Story four. They put all
Speaker 1: the first three Toy Stories on here. Sporting haven't even
Speaker 1: seen that one is that we're seeing. I mean, I
Speaker 1: like it, but I also like it in the context
Speaker 1: of it coming out when I have kids and them
Speaker 1: really enjoying it. So who the fund knows? Dude. Then
Speaker 1: Brian just sent me a little Mermaid fandom wicky. That's
Speaker 1: like it says he's a lobster. Oh wow, but Disney
Speaker 1: says he's a crab. I don't interesting, I don't know
Speaker 1: who whatever one says crab once says lobster. Look ze
Speaker 1: gang yeah um oath keepers is trending for more of
Speaker 1: these oath keepers have been convicted of seditious conspiracy. Apparently
Speaker 1: they just like all got the idea at the same time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody told them, like the conspiracy right had to be
Speaker 1: the idea that someone probably seeded in their head to
Speaker 1: do these seditious acts. Well, now what if this person
Speaker 1: who is the person that incouraged they used inception or
Speaker 1: something because they haven't been able to find somebody who
Speaker 1: gave them this idea to do the seditious conspiracy. Jesus,
Speaker 1: this is like we talked about this tomorrow with like
Speaker 1: the like Brett Kavanaugh documentary that came out. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know that. Now go to the person who stood
Speaker 1: to benefit from this seditious conspiracy do that part. But whatever,
Speaker 1: then now they're all caught up in Joe Byron's sticky
Speaker 1: little document hands now, and that's completely like CNN was
Speaker 1: like they ran something like, oh, number two Democrats says
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's lost the high ground on the documents, like
Speaker 1: his document thing was worse than Trump at this point, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that's what the right is saying,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I like that CNN is willing to repeat that.
Speaker 1: Damn man, they're they think I said, they love they
Speaker 1: love a good controversy. Now to try and get some
Speaker 1: more Fox Coopers fair and balanced or fairer and balanced. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then finally Tim Allen tim al trend. Yeah, Pamela
Speaker 1: Anderson has a new biography claiming that he exposed himself
Speaker 1: to her on the set of Home Improvement. Now, this
Speaker 1: is a shocking to me because he's a conservative, uh,
Speaker 1: and a famous comedian and too famous coke addict, to
Speaker 1: three groups of people that are known for never pulling
Speaker 1: shenanigans like this. Yeah, he said, he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: never would have never done anything like that was apparently
Speaker 1: his response. Yeah, I think it might have actually been.
Speaker 1: But it's like also that that's like one of those
Speaker 1: things where Uh, Tim Allen doesn't strike me as the
Speaker 1: most wholesome human being on the planet. Saw file that
Speaker 1: under not shocked. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. But I've seen
Speaker 1: multiple headlines about Pamela Anderson's new biography. That's like, now
Speaker 1: we finally get to hear the whole story. So I'll
Speaker 1: be looking forward to reading summaries of that. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: did you ever watch the Santa Claus Chronicles, the Clause chronicles? No, no, no. Once.
Speaker 1: Once we started doing a dive into it and it
Speaker 1: became like a weird Trumpian allegory. I was like, come on, now,
Speaker 1: get me out of here. Anyways, if anybody saw that,
Speaker 1: hit us up, let us know what we missed. Uh.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Monday, January three. We are back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and you will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye m