1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of tim 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: al trend. Mmmmm o boy the tool Man in many 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: many ways. We'll talk about tim al in in a 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: little while. Up first, the main story. Oh shit, I'm Jack. Okay, wait, 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: who are you again? I thought I was Jack? So 6 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: this is kind of looking me up. All right, hold on, 7 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: I know one of us. I'm pretty sure I'm Jack. 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: I'm looking at my underwear. I'm Champion. I'm Jack. That 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: is champion. And these are some things that are trending. Uh. 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: And then into the heaviest Ship. Yeah, yeah, really heavy ship. Awful. 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 1: Three more mass shootings over the weekend. Yeah, Monterey Park 12 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 1: and then well al Hambrooke is the that man will 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: shot up a like lunar New Year gathering at a 14 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: dance studio. Apparently this was stemming off of some kind 15 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: of domestic violence thing. Uh. And then Louisiana there were 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: two mass shootings. It's just it's just like it's so 17 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: it's it's wild too, Like I you know, Monterey Park, 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: al Hamberg, That's that's in l A. That's like where 19 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: that's where the huge Asian community is, and it's just 20 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: so scary, like when you read that news, and just 21 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: when the violence feels like it's just closer and closer 22 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: or whatever, than you just feel powerless. It's just a 23 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: very kind of uniquely American feeling that you get when 24 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: you're like, especially as I think about becoming a parent, 25 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like, ship, that's something I would want to 26 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: go to. I'm Asian, that ship is like relevant, I 27 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: would go to that. Just like those kinds of things 28 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: that you're It adds to this like really fucked up 29 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: sense of powerlessness when you're like, what more does it take, 30 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: Like how many more people just have to die for 31 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: fucking for nothing? Yeah, to like really tighten up these laws. Yeah, 32 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: because the incentive structure is such that never gonna They're 33 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: never gonna fucking change it. It's the same thing with 34 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: climate change. It's Yeah, it's a really strange world to 35 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 1: be apparent in. For sure, I have to like have 36 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: overall faith in the ability to change things and like 37 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: produce some positivity by yourself knowing what's right and like 38 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: being able to communicate that. And I mean I think 39 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: part of that too is unfortunately, like from a young age, 40 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: I was already taught that, like I'm operating in a 41 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: losing game just racially, and so like when you compound 42 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: those kinds of feelings just even like stuff of like 43 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: I can't even like how do you protect your family 44 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: and ship? Ah, it's very very gut wrenching feeling. And 45 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: uh yeah, just my thoughts are with all of these 46 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: people who have been, you know, terribly affected by these 47 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: mass shootings. Yeah, alright, thanks Fiser. Is trending a serious trendy? 48 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: Is Is it a serious trend? No? I mean first 49 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: when I saw it, I was like, oh, are they 50 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: like making some kind of medication actually affordable? But it's 51 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: everybody basically making fun of like an anti vax orve meme, 52 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 1: which is like a bullshit video or someone was like 53 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: apparently they said they just got the vaccine and they 54 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: were like shaking like they were having leg tremors or something, 55 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: and everyone's like, that's not a known side effect of it. 56 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: And now people are just hopping in on the trend 57 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: with any old you know, a bit of physical comedy 58 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: somebody's legs doing something wild or twitchy or um. Yeah, 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: like there are when when you look up the trend, 60 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: there are the real anti vax or tweets with like 61 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: grim video of somebody in a hospital room or like 62 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: somebody being like I can't stand up because thanks a lot. 63 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: But then there's so many good ones of that wild 64 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: sex scene and show girls just like video glitches. Yeah, 65 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: white dude, like make dancing really bad. Thanks spser. It's 66 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: just getting really stupid. And I don't know what because 67 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: that the video everyone's like quote tweeting came from like 68 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: May of last year, so I'm sure for whatever. Oh 69 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift video where she's quote unquote dancing, the 70 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: one where somebody has a stack of cash in front 71 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: of them and says thanks viser, but they're actually using 72 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: their shaking hand to spread through like a big pile 73 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: of cash. Other people are doing highlights from the Man 74 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: United Arsenal game over the weekend. Love to see that. 75 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: I love a bit of humor that makes David da 76 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: Heya look like an utter trash goalkeeper. Anyway, So the 77 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: Internet is having a good time. Yeah, yeah, the Internet 78 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 1: is having a good time. Reporting from the internet. Uh, 79 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: is that the Internet is having a good time? Bob 80 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: Chris McGonagall, Yeah, Charles old Chuck mcgonical mcgonical. He's a 81 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: former special agent in charge of the FBI's Counter and 82 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: tell Leigence Division in New York. He has just been 83 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: indicted on charges that he helped the Russian oligarch Oleg 84 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: Derra Posca in violation of U S sanctions, and he 85 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: was in that office until It's a lot of people 86 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:20,559 Speaker 1: are like, wow, what have I heard Pasca's name before? 87 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: Because he's a he's a big like he's always been 88 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 1: this figurehead and like people saying, he's like the nexus 89 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: of like a lot of the Russian factory in the US. 90 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: Got it. Yeah, So that's like, oh, with him, you've 91 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: been you've been taking payments from this person. Uh what 92 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: a place? What a place? Turns out the cops are 93 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: also dirty? Huh wa the cos Yeah, Jack, it turns 94 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: out turns out. Yeah. So, I mean, who knows where 95 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: the right goes with this or the left, But I'm 96 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: sure we'll have some interesting takes by the day's end. 97 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: All Right, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back. 98 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: And we're back, and we have a a V Club 99 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: article of the top fifty Disney movies all times, of 100 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: all times and designed to piss people off. You know, 101 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: just give me that I've seen this list fire them 102 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: off from ten down. All right, you wanna go top ten? 103 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: Is that what you're thinking? Alright? Number ten, Sleeping Beauty. 104 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen this. I don't have any opinion. Like, 105 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: if I'm going to have an opinion on anything, the 106 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: ten is nine, The Incredibles eight, Aladdin seven, Wally, I 107 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: would put that higher. I'd put that at number one. Six, 108 00:06:53,440 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: The Lion King five, Mary Poppins four up three, The 109 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: Little Mermaid to Beauty and the Beast one pois story 110 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: PROI story one interesting, you know, it's funny. As I 111 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: hear this, I realized I actually just don't give a 112 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: fuck about Disney movies at all to have an opinion 113 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: on this. First I was like, where what they coming with? 114 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, I don't even see the Incredibles. 115 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: I've seen, Like why yeah, funk with Wally? I think 116 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: that one felt like the most Like I don't know 117 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: that one felt like some hard hitting ship to me. Yeah, yeah, 118 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: the Yeah, I don't. I don't think I gave a 119 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,239 Speaker 1: funk about Disney movies. And then like for a while, 120 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: it's like all you can watch with your kids, and 121 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: so it becomes watching David Cronenberg's naked lunch. That's right, 122 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: as soon as my baby has proper eyes sight, just 123 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: checking out all the body horror of David Cronenberg. Yeah, 124 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: they don't. They don't really funk with the old one. 125 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: Like Little Mermaid. I tried to put on for them 126 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: when they were younger, and they were just like, yeah, 127 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: well this is so boring. I think I only fucked 128 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: a Little Mermaid because Sebastian was like the first black 129 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: character in a Disney movie I had encountered. Yeah, we 130 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: didn't even make it that far. And he was a crab, 131 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: but we knew he was from the Islands. Yeah, oh 132 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: he's a lobster. My bad, Brian correcting me, thank you, 133 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: thank you for pulling my card on the Arab. I 134 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: don't know. M Survey says he's a crab, so you 135 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: have to hold that l Brian. Sorry to the back 136 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: with you. Tell you. My other favorite Disney movie didn't 137 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,079 Speaker 1: even make the list, Toy Story four. They put all 138 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: the first three Toy Stories on here. Sporting haven't even 139 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: seen that one is that we're seeing. I mean, I 140 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: like it, but I also like it in the context 141 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 1: of it coming out when I have kids and them 142 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 1: really enjoying it. So who the fund knows? Dude. Then 143 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 1: Brian just sent me a little Mermaid fandom wicky. That's 144 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: like it says he's a lobster. Oh wow, but Disney 145 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: says he's a crab. I don't interesting, I don't know 146 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: who whatever one says crab once says lobster. Look ze 147 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:10,559 Speaker 1: gang yeah um oath keepers is trending for more of 148 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: these oath keepers have been convicted of seditious conspiracy. Apparently 149 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,679 Speaker 1: they just like all got the idea at the same time. Yeah, yeah, 150 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: nobody told them, like the conspiracy right had to be 151 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,839 Speaker 1: the idea that someone probably seeded in their head to 152 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: do these seditious acts. Well, now what if this person 153 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: who is the person that incouraged they used inception or 154 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: something because they haven't been able to find somebody who 155 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 1: gave them this idea to do the seditious conspiracy. Jesus, 156 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: this is like we talked about this tomorrow with like 157 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: the like Brett Kavanaugh documentary that came out. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 158 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,680 Speaker 1: we know that. Now go to the person who stood 159 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: to benefit from this seditious conspiracy do that part. But whatever, 160 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 1: then now they're all caught up in Joe Byron's sticky 161 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: little document hands now, and that's completely like CNN was 162 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: like they ran something like, oh, number two Democrats says 163 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 1: Joe Biden's lost the high ground on the documents, like 164 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: his document thing was worse than Trump at this point, Like, 165 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that's what the right is saying, 166 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: but yeah, I like that CNN is willing to repeat that. 167 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: Damn man, they're they think I said, they love they 168 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: love a good controversy. Now to try and get some 169 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:29,839 Speaker 1: more Fox Coopers fair and balanced or fairer and balanced. Uh. 170 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 1: And then finally Tim Allen tim al trend. Yeah, Pamela 171 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: Anderson has a new biography claiming that he exposed himself 172 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,840 Speaker 1: to her on the set of Home Improvement. Now, this 173 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: is a shocking to me because he's a conservative, uh, 174 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: and a famous comedian and too famous coke addict, to 175 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 1: three groups of people that are known for never pulling 176 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: shenanigans like this. Yeah, he said, he's like, oh, I 177 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: never would have never done anything like that was apparently 178 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 1: his response. Yeah, I think it might have actually been. 179 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: But it's like also that that's like one of those 180 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: things where Uh, Tim Allen doesn't strike me as the 181 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 1: most wholesome human being on the planet. Saw file that 182 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: under not shocked. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. But I've seen 183 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: multiple headlines about Pamela Anderson's new biography. That's like, now 184 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,720 Speaker 1: we finally get to hear the whole story. So I'll 185 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:27,079 Speaker 1: be looking forward to reading summaries of that. Um. Anyways, 186 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:33,199 Speaker 1: did you ever watch the Santa Claus Chronicles, the Clause chronicles? No, no, no. Once. 187 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,840 Speaker 1: Once we started doing a dive into it and it 188 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: became like a weird Trumpian allegory. I was like, come on, now, 189 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: get me out of here. Anyways, if anybody saw that, 190 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: hit us up, let us know what we missed. Uh. 191 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on 192 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: this Monday, January three. We are back tomorrow with the 193 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind 194 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, 195 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,439 Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and you will talk 196 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye m