1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little Secret. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 2: sweet what is it? 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 3: When I met one of my best friends many years ago, 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,240 Speaker 3: she was married and I'm a hairdresser, and long story short, 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 3: her husband and I started trading services for her hair. 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 2: M hmm, what kind of services really? 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 3: Sorry? He was an amazing tattoo artist. 9 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 4: Way to street to services services. 10 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 2: So he would give you tattoos and you would do 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 2: her hair. 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 3: Correct. 13 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 5: Okay, Well he turned out to be the world's biggest loser, narcissist, 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 5: all of that which I didn't know at the time. 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 5: But in the process I got some amazing tattoo work done. 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 5: So now when people ask me who's done my tattoos, 17 00:00:54,520 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 5: I tell them he's no longer with us. I don't 18 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 5: say he died. 19 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 3: I just say he's no longer with us. 20 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 2: Wait to protect your karma. 21 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. 22 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 23 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 5: Okay, thanks to care. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 2: Bye. 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? 26 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 2: As the jubill shows dirty little secret? 27 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: You have one? 28 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: I have two. 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 4: Little dirty little secrets, lovely he. 30 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:24,279 Speaker 5: Okay. 31 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:28,839 Speaker 4: The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five, 32 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 4: I was getting married and his girlfriend at the time 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 4: they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable, 34 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 4: you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I 35 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 4: wrote a letter to him to his house in her name, 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,279 Speaker 4: stating that she was not going to be with him anymore, 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 4: that she was getting married and to leave her alone. 38 00:01:52,840 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: What he said, well, let's get married. 39 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 4: And so we got married and we stay married until 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 4: two thousand and five. He got neck and throat counter. 41 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well to congratulations on 42 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: the marriage that long. You know that doesn't happen, and 43 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 2: obviously you know sad story at the end. 44 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 3: But sure, but. 45 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 5: You got yes. 46 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: I did, Yes, I did. 47 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 4: My second one is I love I love to smell manure. 48 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 4: I love it. 49 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 2: All right, you know what. I'm kind of with you 50 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 2: on that last one. Whenever I drive through like a 51 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 2: place that I don't know why, I just I take 52 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 2: big whips. Sometimes I'll roll down the window even. 53 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 5: I love listening to you. 54 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 4: I'll show the pride are just out of this world. 55 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 4: I like wef out loud. 56 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you have a great day. 57 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 2: If you need to go manure, If you ever need 58 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 2: someone to walk around a field of cows with you. 59 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 2: Down ah, have a good day. 60 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.