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Speaker 1: You don't hear me concession I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: Earl armst Mouse Speaker, Texas, seventy eighty five nine two says,

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Speaker 2: my sixteen year old son recently told us that he

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Speaker 2: hadn't brushed his teeth for several weeks.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you still have to monitor that after they're five.

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Speaker 4: Took him to the dentist today. She praised him on

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Speaker 4: how clean his teeth and gums were. And I am

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Speaker 4: more annoyed than I probably should be.

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Speaker 5: And people have brushed twice all these cavities.

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Speaker 3: You fire that dentist.

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Speaker 5: You know better.

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Speaker 6: Dentnis are an actual dentist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Mine starts scolding me before I even open my mouth.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, what did you eat yesterday?

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Speaker 6: But on this segment, we don't judge.

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Speaker 4: We praise you for just coming on the show and

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Speaker 4: sharing your secrets. You might even give you a sucker on.

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Speaker 6: The way out if you're good.

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Speaker 4: On mass Speaker and we have a woman ready to

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Speaker 4: put on her dental bib and spit out a secret

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Speaker 4: for us.

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Speaker 6: She's chosen to go by Shelby today. So Shelby, welcome

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Speaker 6: to the show.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for having.

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Speaker 3: Me with the voice changer sometimes it sounds like you

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Speaker 3: do have a dental damn thing.

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Speaker 5: I'm also holding a suction thing, so you need to

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Speaker 5: need to spin at any point. I got you, Okay,

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Speaker 5: We're here for you, Shelby.

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Speaker 3: I know I love it when that thing hits my tongue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good feeling.

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Speaker 6: Actually, the voice changer is on. You are a mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, So here it is. I would admit, and everyone

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Speaker 1: thinks that I'm super weird and strange when I say this,

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Speaker 1: But I hate vacation.

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Speaker 3: You hate vacation?

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Speaker 1: Interesting?

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Speaker 6: I should we hang up on her now? Or should

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Speaker 6: we hear the rest of this?

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Speaker 5: Do you mean like a defination you always go to or.

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Speaker 3: Is this our boss calling in trying to confut.

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Speaker 5: Vacations aren't?

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Speaker 6: What do you hate about vacations? Why do you hate them?

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Speaker 1: There's all the hoops you got to jump through, there's

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Speaker 1: all that rigamarole. So like, I hate packing, I hate airports,

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Speaker 1: I hate airport security taking off my shoes in a line.

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Speaker 6: But what about when you get there?

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're just not focusing on the good stuff,

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Speaker 3: you know. I feel like, yes, all those type of

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Speaker 3: things can suck, but like the good outweighs it right,

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Speaker 3: And that's.

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Speaker 5: Also why a lot of people are inebriated.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, everybody's going good for your mental health to like

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Speaker 3: explore new things and get away from the everyday stress.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter where I go. I am literally

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Speaker 1: over it by day three. I'm just like wishing I'm

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Speaker 1: back in my own bed, eating my favorite takeout and

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Speaker 1: watching my favorite shows on Netflix. It does I don't

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Speaker 1: need to dabble in this other world. I'm happy.

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Speaker 6: Not everybody has to love vacations. People are allowed to

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Speaker 6: like like being at home, and that's.

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Speaker 5: Still I will say I have been on vacation before

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Speaker 5: and been like, I go home tomorrow. But honestly, I've

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Speaker 5: checked all the boxes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is what made my honeymoon incredibly difficult.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have this affects your relationship.

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Speaker 6: Has he been on every trip, because that could.

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Speaker 5: Be the he could be the problem.

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Speaker 3: My mom and I did vacation without my dad a lot.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's.

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Speaker 3: Not a good traveler.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you over stresses you.

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Speaker 6: You brought up your honeymoon. What happened there?

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Speaker 1: Well, my husband and I are an opposite the tracts

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Speaker 1: kind of couple. I'm an introvert and he's an extrovert.

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Speaker 1: He's an adventurous kind of persons.

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Speaker 3: Happen in couples often, you know, to balance each other out.

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Speaker 5: It's a good thing, it is.

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Speaker 7: I love that about him.

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Speaker 5: You're the planner. He's the like sporadic, let's go do

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Speaker 5: anything today kind of person.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Except for honeymoon. He was the planner and the sporadic person.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, so.

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Speaker 3: Has your honeymoon miserable for you?

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Speaker 1: He signed us up for eight thousand things. So hiking

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Speaker 1: the ridiculous god forsaking cliff that you have to walk

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Speaker 1: eighty miles badly fit?

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Speaker 3: Now do you hold in your feelings during these hikes

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Speaker 3: and these adventures or do you just complain the whole time?

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Speaker 7: I mean it's a mix and match a little bit.

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Speaker 6: Choose your battles. Basically, where is this honeymoon?

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Speaker 1: By the way, Oh, we were in Hawaii?

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Speaker 7: Oh no, three.

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Speaker 1: I was so exhausted. We drove around to like one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty beaches. We toured pineapple plantations.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they do have pineapple too many beaches in Hawaii.

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Speaker 6: They should limit those.

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Speaker 1: Well, I knew that I couldn't take another five days

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Speaker 1: of wing around like small island situation.

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Speaker 7: We had a really great species of It was actually

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Speaker 7: one of the dust mills I've.

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Speaker 3: Ever had, But you still hated it.

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Speaker 1: But afterwards I faked the worst stomach flu of my

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Speaker 1: entire life. When I'm in the hotel bathroom groaning and

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Speaker 1: whimpering and telling my husban been like, oh, it's probably

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Speaker 1: something I ate.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry on your honeymoon.

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Speaker 3: That is awful.

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Speaker 1: He's so sweet, but he bought it, and he was

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Speaker 1: running around the entire place like he.

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Speaker 7: Was looking to buy me.

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Speaker 1: Day to Dade. He's googling best local chicken suit.

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Speaker 7: Proud of it?

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Speaker 6: Are you feeling because this is terrible?

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Speaker 1: I mean I kind of felt a little bad because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't with him to see him on these adventures.

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Speaker 1: But no, I was miserable doing the thing, so I

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Speaker 1: kept telling him like I didn't want to keep him

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Speaker 1: from having fun, So I was like, just go out,

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Speaker 1: go do your adventures.

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Speaker 7: Don't let me run the vacation fund.

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Speaker 5: You what did you do all day?

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Speaker 7: I had a TV remote in my hand the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was eating secret stash as of snacks

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Speaker 1: all day.

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Speaker 3: Yea, all the while, your boor husband is like, oh

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Speaker 3: I miss her.

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Speaker 6: He's having fun.

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Speaker 5: Advance paragliding, he's in a cloud. You know you're faking it.

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Speaker 7: I mean, it seems like it'd be hard for you

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Speaker 7: to hide.

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Speaker 4: You as the husband.

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Speaker 5: Maybe he's like, it's Okayny, take care of.

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Speaker 4: You his secrets.

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Speaker 3: He knows you're faking.

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Speaker 6: Well. Are you sure? She sounds like she had a

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Speaker 6: great vacation.

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Speaker 7: I would say it was a total dream come true. Perfect.

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Speaker 3: Have you vacation since?

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Speaker 2: God, No, that was enough vacation to last like ten years.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, once once every ten years worked it. He's

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Speaker 1: got a group of buddies that he goes on adventures.

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Speaker 5: But that's good.

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Speaker 6: You guys are hashtag relationship goals.

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Speaker 7: We are respect each other.

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Speaker 2: You know, we are all jealous of you and your

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Speaker 2: husband seven eight five nine too.

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Speaker 4: If you have a confession you've been holding on too,

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Speaker 4: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 4: the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Your phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,