Speaker 1: Hello Internet, and welcome to this episode of Coach Trenda.
Speaker 1: Because Coach Ella is coming up, I guess next week,
Speaker 1: have no idea, but we'll talk about that in a second.
Speaker 1: Why you will, Coucherella is in. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: that was from the Office when Aaron said that, Remember
Speaker 1: when they were.
Speaker 2: Launching I actually I've only seen the British version, So
Speaker 2: you're a fucking freak. Really no, no, I've seen the
Speaker 2: whole thing. Don't fuck with me, man.
Speaker 1: Because yesterday we were talking about shit we were watching
Speaker 1: in the lockdowns, you mentioned the Office. I remember you
Speaker 1: said the Office as a thing, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if you were just saying that because it's a show
Speaker 1: people watch or because you actually watch it.
Speaker 2: I've seen the whole thing. I remember that being an
Speaker 2: instance of a show that a lot of people depended
Speaker 2: on because it was so safe, you know, because the
Speaker 2: Office it's it's sweet, you know what you're getting, It's
Speaker 2: very funny. But I think a lot of people rewatched
Speaker 2: The Office during during COVID.
Speaker 1: But do you okay, remember when they were launching that
Speaker 1: stupid pyramid like hand device, the iPad thing, and they
Speaker 1: needed they needed Aaron Ellie Kemper's character to kind of
Speaker 1: like be like a plant to talk of how cool
Speaker 1: the device was, and she goes, oh, man, the Couterrella.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see Zoe Dusk channel at the
Speaker 1: Couchurella Music Festival. Still think about that one. Still think
Speaker 1: about that one. Great one. Anyway, I'm Miles, that's blake.
Speaker 1: But you knew that. Hello, Yeah, Hey, how you doing
Speaker 1: dam good? How are you? I'm doing pretty good, doing
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I've going on today today. You know, got to pick.
Speaker 1: Up the old kid from daycare. You know, got to
Speaker 1: gotta make dinner.
Speaker 2: Seventy five year old child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, talking about my parents. Yeah, I gotta pick
Speaker 1: up daycare. And then I'm I'm actually making a fantastic
Speaker 1: split piece soup. Really, if if I must be fully
Speaker 1: transparent with what my fucking goings on are, by all
Speaker 1: means yes, oh man, because I got I had this
Speaker 1: left over. I got a smoked ham from blood Sos
Speaker 1: for Easter, and and then my dad is like vegan now,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh I can't eat that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like what the fuck. So I had all this
Speaker 1: ham and I just went, dude, it's so easy. Just
Speaker 1: do you split peae dry? Split be so cheap? I
Speaker 1: just bought a bunch of split peas. Cook that hambone
Speaker 1: in there, do it nice and slow and a have
Speaker 1: a big big bull of split piece soup with hams.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love a soup. I love a soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know my wife loves split pee.
Speaker 1: Oh really.
Speaker 2: And it was one of those things in a relationship
Speaker 2: you think you know everything about another person and then
Speaker 2: like six years in I just saw her on the
Speaker 2: couch eating split piece soup. I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: What are you anti? No, you just know that.
Speaker 2: It was just new information.
Speaker 1: Wow Wow Wow Bay Producer Bay just said it sounds
Speaker 1: like we're all making split pea soup. Are you making
Speaker 1: split peach too? Split piece spoo spoop too?
Speaker 2: Are you split Is there dog splouting?
Speaker 1: Yo? Because I get it, Yo, Bay. Out of Easter
Speaker 1: ham too. That's just what happened, Like, that's really the
Speaker 1: time to do it, because everybody got out of this ham.
Speaker 1: The thing is honey baked. I did it during the
Speaker 1: holidays like a few years ago, and I had a
Speaker 1: honey baked. That shit just makes this soup too fucking sweet.
Speaker 2: It's so it's mostly sugar like the crust, Oh was
Speaker 2: a pek crust? Yeah, or a cinnabon. It's a cinnabon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You will have some kind of like adverse health
Speaker 1: event if like you just ate a bunch of the
Speaker 1: outside of a honey baked ham skin.
Speaker 2: One of the dumbest things I've ever done in my
Speaker 2: life was we want it to do like this was
Speaker 2: like peak ish COVID maybe twenty twenty one and a
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and we did like a big one like outside
Speaker 2: space or whatever. And I wanted to bring some shit.
Speaker 2: So I waited in a honey baked ham in Glendale.
Speaker 1: Perhaps now that there's one Glendale, there's one in Pasadena.
Speaker 1: There's there's like only a couple left in it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There. They are going extinct and we need to start
Speaker 2: breeding them. These honey baked Hams used to.
Speaker 1: Be one on the riverside in to Luca Lake too. Man,
Speaker 1: what happened that one? Anyway? What we're saying, so you
Speaker 1: were waiting for that, is it going anywhere?
Speaker 2: And uh yes, So I waited in line. Didn't really.
Speaker 2: I was so stressed to even be around anyone, Like
Speaker 2: I was wearing you know, like a helmet, all these masks,
Speaker 2: et cetera. And then didn't do the math of how
Speaker 2: much I couldn't comprehend how much X amount of pounds
Speaker 2: of turk, honey baked pam turkey was. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll get there's four people, I'll get like a pound
Speaker 2: of this of this turkey. And then it was mostly shook.
Speaker 2: To your point, it was mostly like a you know,
Speaker 2: the outer layer of a cinema. After turkey, you.
Speaker 1: Said, turkey, you gotta you got turkey from honey bake cam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's honey bake turkey. They have a honey bake
Speaker 2: though honey bake anything. Oh god, that's no honeyba anything. Wait,
Speaker 2: and you was one pound of turkey for four people. Uh.
Speaker 2: It turns out luckily most of them were vegan, I
Speaker 2: would say, or half we're vegan, so they couldn't have
Speaker 2: it anyway, A similar situation to your your father. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it is. It's delicious, but like I can't you can't
Speaker 2: throw that in a soup. You're correct, there'll be some
Speaker 2: sort of chemical breakdow no turn into fuel.
Speaker 1: That's just so. And also shout out to us because
Speaker 1: this is the longest we've had a preamble before getting
Speaker 1: into the trending stories. But then we're talking about soup
Speaker 1: and honey baked turkeys. But hey, that's just a glimpse
Speaker 1: into our lives. Okay, what other podcast are you can
Speaker 1: hear this kind of inane banter back and forth. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about what's trending though. Cash heist is trending in
Speaker 1: LA because apparently on Easter Sunday, when we were eating
Speaker 1: our hams, there was the apparently one of the largest,
Speaker 1: if not the largest cash heist in Los Angeles. Thirty
Speaker 1: million dollars was taken from businesses and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? How is there even a thirty million
Speaker 1: dollar heights? It said operators of the business did not
Speaker 1: discover the massive left until they opened the vault Monday.
Speaker 1: Hopefully there was like a note that had like a
Speaker 1: middle finger drawn on it, you know, just to kind
Speaker 1: of give you that little brotions eleven vibe, and they
Speaker 1: said further this according to the LA Times. Further adding
Speaker 1: to the entry is that very few individuals would have
Speaker 1: known of the huge sums of cash being kept in
Speaker 1: that safe. The break in was described as elaborate and
Speaker 1: suggested an experienced crew who knew how to gain entry
Speaker 1: to a secure facility and go unnoticed. Yeah, that's typically
Speaker 1: how you would absconde with thirty million dollars. It's like
Speaker 1: a some fucking drugs.
Speaker 2: A bunch of loud, bumbling idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some drunk Just the timing was so good. The
Speaker 1: guy fell through the door right as the vault was closing,
Speaker 1: was in there with the cash. Somehow knew the magic
Speaker 1: fucking vocal password and opened the door and just left.
Speaker 2: It all worked out a bunch of lucky men and women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: stumbled through the bank.
Speaker 1: Stumbled through, pissed, drunk on easter. H But I was like,
Speaker 1: what kind of place is this? Apparently this is a
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of business. I don't know
Speaker 1: how this works. This must be some kind of banking
Speaker 1: type facility. But it said it's a facility in Silmar
Speaker 1: shout out to the valley where cash from businesses across
Speaker 1: the region is handled and stored. So like, I know,
Speaker 1: like when I've worked at like a like a retail business,
Speaker 1: like sometimes you would go you would take your little
Speaker 1: cash bag, you would just take that to the bank,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like if you had to
Speaker 1: take stuff from the till just to make a deposit,
Speaker 1: you'd bring that bag to the bank and then I
Speaker 1: don't know if there like a secondary holding place or
Speaker 1: is this some kind of other I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: hard for me to know, but shout out to those
Speaker 1: people that left with thirty million dollars a cash warehouse.
Speaker 2: It does seem like this has been handled to your
Speaker 2: point that there are institutions of finance that are built
Speaker 2: to hold this, Like can they not hold that much?
Speaker 2: This should have been looked into. This is their fault.
Speaker 2: I don't want to victim blame. I love, you know,
Speaker 2: the rich in corporations more than anyone else in the world.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could look obviously it could be small
Speaker 1: businesses too, but like so I'm not trying to you know,
Speaker 1: they never obviously trying to get your money. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm more this just sort of of underscores my
Speaker 1: absolute ignorance around how money, physical money is placed where
Speaker 1: and why. I'm like, it's just like in some spot
Speaker 1: in Sillmar, like in my mind, grow up with the vound,
Speaker 1: Like fucking Silmar's over there. It's hot there. I got
Speaker 1: a fucking warehouse over there, but hey, the FBI are
Speaker 1: on the case. Go to the largest one. Prior to that,
Speaker 1: the largest heightschool was in nineteen ninety seven with a
Speaker 1: theft from of eighteen point nine million dollars from the
Speaker 1: former site of the dumb Bar armored facility, which makes sense.
Speaker 1: That's where the armored cars are at.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then there was like another one where someone
Speaker 1: took a bunch of jewelry from a Brinks truck and
Speaker 1: they said there's maybe one hundred million in that, but
Speaker 1: it's hard to know. So anyway, if you know why
Speaker 1: these things are there, what are these banks or they're
Speaker 1: just like shady? Like is it shady or is it
Speaker 1: like where weed businesses like store their cash? Please help me,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be informed.
Speaker 2: I like the idea with the Dunbar thig is that
Speaker 2: they just left all the valuables on the seat, you know, like,
Speaker 2: like you're right, is that two million dollars worth of
Speaker 2: cash just on the passenger side seat? I guess the
Speaker 2: glove compartment.
Speaker 1: Why are these Duffel bags unzipped just showing all the
Speaker 1: cash that's inside, and it's like labeled two million cash whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Other thing that's trending New York City's AI. Uh,
Speaker 1: they have a fucking chat bot because fucking sw We've
Speaker 1: talked about like the proliferation of chatbots and how local
Speaker 1: governments are like, yeah, man like, rather than have like
Speaker 1: a human being that understands like the nuances and the
Speaker 1: all the different intricacies of city policy, We'll just let
Speaker 1: this fucking thing, this thing you chat with that doesn't
Speaker 1: actually isn't intelligent. It's actually just really good at guessing
Speaker 1: the next word in a sequence of words game. We'll
Speaker 1: just have that takeover. And apparently this is what this
Speaker 1: is where it's funny. The chatbot is telling people that
Speaker 1: it's okay to break the law, which I think is
Speaker 1: pretty cool. It's just basically with suggesting things to people
Speaker 1: who are like asking questions. Said, it's you know, legally
Speaker 1: it's legal for an employer to fire a worker who
Speaker 1: complains about sexual harassment, doesn't disclose pregnancy, or refuses to
Speaker 1: cut their dreadlocks. They're like, yeah, just go ahead fire them,
Speaker 1: according to me chatbot, and those are for.
Speaker 2: The government, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Then. Also they are like two of the city's like
Speaker 1: signature waste initiatives. It also said no, that's fine. They
Speaker 1: said you could put trash in black garbage bags and
Speaker 1: you're not required to compost. That's apparently not true. And
Speaker 1: then like some of the answers were fucking really weird.
Speaker 1: Someone asked, what if is a restaurant allowed to serve
Speaker 1: cheese that's been nibbled on by a rodent? And the
Speaker 1: chatbot responded, quote, yes, you can still serve the cheese
Speaker 1: to customers if it has rat bites, just little rat bites.
Speaker 2: There is a qualifier there. I want to defend not
Speaker 2: to defend AI, but it said that it is important
Speaker 2: to assess the extent of the damage caused by the rat.
Speaker 2: So the rat just go ham on this cheese, right right, right?
Speaker 1: What happened? Little little little little rat bites? L rbs?
Speaker 1: Are we talking about b RB's big rat bites?
Speaker 2: Be right, rat?
Speaker 1: Be right, rat right rat rat? But yeah, again there's
Speaker 1: another one, like like somebody were like, you need to
Speaker 1: take this down and the city still has not taken
Speaker 1: it down. Yeah. It's just it's just so funny, like
Speaker 1: all of this shit, please everyone. When people start saying
Speaker 1: AI this and AI that, and chat GPT know that
Speaker 1: this thing is not actually it's not intelligent. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just using pattern recognition type shit basically to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think this is what you want me to say,
Speaker 1: and I will come off as a thing that is
Speaker 1: speaking in full sentences that make sense. And it's just
Speaker 1: just a big hype.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of hype right now, too much. It
Speaker 2: basically is, chat pots are hold music until you inevitably
Speaker 2: have to get a human being into the chat to
Speaker 2: actually help you, because it just never it never helps.
Speaker 2: I've never been helped by a chat but I do
Speaker 2: ask very complicated questions.
Speaker 1: However, Yeah, and I did. I remember one time You're like, watch,
Speaker 1: let me show you how fucking stupid the FedEx chatpot is,
Speaker 1: and you kept asking it about like weird shit from
Speaker 1: your junior high like experiences. I'm like, how the fuck
Speaker 1: could anyone know this stuff?
Speaker 2: And I was like, when's my acne going to clear up?
Speaker 2: I kept asking it over and over again, when is
Speaker 2: my this It will proactive work on me in high school?
Speaker 1: It didn't.
Speaker 2: It didn't work at all. It was just wash your pillowcases.
Speaker 1: Man, proactive. Though everyone was on that, everyone those infomercials.
Speaker 2: They had some celebrities they had like Jessica Jestin the
Speaker 2: one celebrity. I have infinite amount of celebrities I could
Speaker 2: have mentioned, and I mentioned Jessica Chastain who was not famous.
Speaker 1: Yet, dude, Jennifer Love Hewitt. That's what Kelly Clarkson, Avril Levine,
Speaker 1: Lynn Lowhan, Alissa Mulano, Katie Perry, Jessica Simpson, It's Britney bitch,
Speaker 1: Kendall Jenner, Vanessa Williams, and I guess also who p
Speaker 1: did heikes? Anyway, uh So there's that next story. Though.
Speaker 1: John Hinckley, the guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan,
Speaker 1: he's trending because he's out here being like, I'm a
Speaker 1: victim of canceled culture because his concerts keep getting canceled.
Speaker 1: And he says, this quote just keeps happening, and I'm
Speaker 1: used to it at this point. I mean again, he says, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the first time he tried to fucking do
Speaker 1: a concert like a too much, Like I'm like right
Speaker 1: after he got out of like supervised like supervised release
Speaker 1: from prison, and people are like, yeah, I don't know this,
Speaker 1: this might not be a good thing. The next one
Speaker 1: was that he's trying to do one that's like on
Speaker 1: the anniversary of his attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan, and then.
Speaker 2: Someone like a coincidence, that is a coincidence. Coincidence, that's
Speaker 2: a coincidence.
Speaker 1: But the tour is called never mind, Uh should have
Speaker 1: never missed or whatever it is. Maybe you should have
Speaker 1: had a higher caliber weapon. I think he used a
Speaker 1: twenty two or something. But he's now being like, it's
Speaker 1: all just like, this is what happens. Just because you
Speaker 1: tried to kill a president, nobody wants to have you.
Speaker 1: And now look I was I was released on the
Speaker 1: basis of insanity, but hey, I still want to get
Speaker 1: my message out there. We listened to a bit of
Speaker 1: his music m hm, and I would say, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's because of that. I don't even think
Speaker 1: it's because of the Reagan stuff, dude. I think it's
Speaker 1: because he's just so you're just so good at music.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, you said bad? Yeah, okay, no, we need
Speaker 2: to have pre production meetings so we're on the same page.
Speaker 1: Well, the pre production meeting was you and I both
Speaker 1: listening to it, and I thought we came to the
Speaker 1: same conclusion. But I guess we didn't.
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about something completely different.
Speaker 1: No, I said he needed to go back to jail
Speaker 1: because it's.
Speaker 2: No man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: He did his time. He did his time in trying.
Speaker 2: So let the guy tour, like, let the guy tour
Speaker 2: oj is doing his his things whatever. Whatever a prank show.
Speaker 2: He did have a prank show. He had a book.
Speaker 2: So what this art? What we have now is not
Speaker 2: an assess a failed assass fail we don't want to
Speaker 2: say failed, but a a missed, a missed man. And
Speaker 2: now he's an artist. So let the artist tour. And
Speaker 2: I think he got cancer, not canceled his gigs were
Speaker 2: his gigs were canceled, it seems in New York, Georgia, Chicago,
Speaker 2: and Virginia, which is a Those are some liberal cities,
Speaker 2: some not liberal cities. I think we can all. I
Speaker 2: think we can all agree he's he needs to do
Speaker 2: these gigs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I mean it's I don't know
Speaker 1: what they'd look like, but just hearing the recordings of
Speaker 1: them were fucking bone chilling, so like because they were
Speaker 1: just so bad, like the fucking weird effects you haven't.
Speaker 1: Y'all look for yourselves. Tell me if you think there
Speaker 1: would be Reagan Assassin has a shot.
Speaker 2: I'll give you his voice isn't that great. I'll give
Speaker 2: you that. The guitar work are the way the guitars recorded.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on like at a youth praise service.
Speaker 2: Or something that's problem with the engineer. The engineer is
Speaker 2: a problem.
Speaker 1: He's or the engineer.
Speaker 2: Is the full staff that he's hired to help him
Speaker 2: with the tour.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're fucking boned me. Man. People are telling
Speaker 1: me this song sound like dog shit. Give you guys
Speaker 1: good fucking money. Oh man, all right, let's take it
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back to tell you
Speaker 1: what else is trending. And we're back. Bob Iger. He
Speaker 1: is trending on the tweeter because apparently he has proclaimed
Speaker 1: woke Disney is over. Disney was just in the news
Speaker 1: also like yesterday because like Iiger like fought and successfully
Speaker 1: defeated a fucking proxy war against activists. Share not because
Speaker 1: people were like, you need to do better as a company.
Speaker 1: It's because one guy was like, there's too many black
Speaker 1: people and women in Disney films and the company is
Speaker 1: not profitable, and that's who he basically had to fend off. Jesus,
Speaker 1: this guy that the the activist shareholder. What's his name, Pelts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Nelson Peltz. I just wanted to just say, like, I
Speaker 1: have to bring up why this guy was trying to
Speaker 1: come at him. He said, why don't quote, why do
Speaker 1: I have to have a marvel that's all women? Why
Speaker 1: do I have to have a marvel?
Speaker 2: How single marveled are you?
Speaker 1: Why I have to have a marvel that's all women.
Speaker 1: Not that I have anything against women, but why do
Speaker 1: I have to do that? And then talking like and
Speaker 1: then he said, why can't I have marvels that are both?
Speaker 1: And then in reference to fucking black panther, why do
Speaker 1: I need an all black cast? Dude, shut your fucking mouth,
Speaker 1: and this is the kind of weird shit that again
Speaker 1: it's your ignorance that takes over the discussion. And then
Speaker 1: we just label things like just just general inclusivity, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people that are not white also count for a large
Speaker 1: portion of the demographics in the country, you can also
Speaker 1: include them. It's not about all white CIS dudes.
Speaker 2: All the people I hang out with are like me,
Speaker 2: so why can't we put us in the movies, in
Speaker 2: one of these marvels.
Speaker 1: Please, I want to be a marvel.
Speaker 2: I could be a white panther.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that actually is so that came out of my
Speaker 2: mouth and just that sound scared me. I just scared myself.
Speaker 2: You saying you're a white panther. Just the phrase white
Speaker 2: panther is so scary. Oh yeah, I hope to god
Speaker 2: that's not a real group. Don't give, dude, don't give
Speaker 2: the alt right ideas, man, because I can just see
Speaker 2: like some white dudes wearing a white berets, white leather jackets,
Speaker 2: and we're like, we're the white panthers.
Speaker 1: That's white power. Oh no, oh, go away, go away.
Speaker 1: But bob Iger bob ej As I like to say,
Speaker 1: ib I like to say it is a very French way,
Speaker 1: or just Obel Yije has said again, he's like, look,
Speaker 1: we're not well. Quote. I've always believed that we have
Speaker 1: a responsibility to do good in the world. But we
Speaker 1: know our job is not to advance any kind of agenda.
Speaker 1: For as long as I'm in the job, I'm going
Speaker 1: to continue to be guided by a sense of decency
Speaker 1: and respect and we'll always trust our instincts. But he
Speaker 1: did say He's like, yeah, but look, he said quote
Speaker 1: like when people talk about like yo, is it really
Speaker 1: like you're pushing agenda? He's like, no, I've used Black
Speaker 1: Panther as this is a quote from them. I've used
Speaker 1: Black Panther as a great example of that, just in
Speaker 1: terms of fostering acceptance or the movie Coco, which Pixar
Speaker 1: did about the Day of the Dead. I like being
Speaker 1: able to do that entertain and if you could infuse
Speaker 1: it with positive messages, have a good impact on the world, fantastic,
Speaker 1: But that should not be the objective. That's where I'm like,
Speaker 1: where are we going with this? This feels a little
Speaker 1: bit like does is this ominous or is it more
Speaker 1: like he's just trying to say the things that get
Speaker 1: these fucking ignorant people off his back because they've been
Speaker 1: on Disney shit for this whole time, like ever since,
Speaker 1: especially with the and say gay Bill and their and
Speaker 1: their opposition to it.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, yeah, sure, you know, the movie Black
Speaker 2: Panther finally gave you know, like black children like an
Speaker 2: actually like a superhero that they can relate to and
Speaker 2: actually make them become you know, like feel included and
Speaker 2: have representation in movies. But it also made one point
Speaker 2: three billion dollars. Yeah, so what are we really talking
Speaker 2: about here?
Speaker 1: What do we say? You can we care? I mean
Speaker 1: light Year? That thing bombed, and yeah, maybe I will,
Speaker 1: maybe I will blame the like the kiss that was
Speaker 1: in that that people were fucking losing their same their
Speaker 1: shit over the same sex kiss that was in light Year,
Speaker 1: or like there was a non binary character and elemental
Speaker 1: but god, oh yeah, don't fucking succumb to these mobs.
Speaker 1: But again, what happens when you're a publicly traded company.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of a lot of forces acting on you.
Speaker 1: I just like this guy, why can't why can't there
Speaker 1: be a marvel that's not all the women? What do
Speaker 1: you fucking And.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything against broads women, but these marvels
Speaker 2: don't need to be so just they confuse me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're confusing and like you know, you know, black Panther,
Speaker 1: I get it, But you know, do you know who
Speaker 1: have to be everybody in it? Like what are you saying, Nelson?
Speaker 1: This is again shows you like the sort of mindset
Speaker 1: of a person that was like trying to be like
Speaker 1: and follow me into the right direction with this company, right,
Speaker 1: Disney seems to be doing fine with us. Added ignorance anyway,
Speaker 1: Another thing that's trending weed and feed because I guess.
Speaker 1: In a GQ interview, Danny McBride of Righteous Gempstones and
Speaker 1: Eastbound and Down Fame said that he hates like these
Speaker 1: modern have a meal while you watch a movie type theaters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, quote I hate it. I can't stand it.
Speaker 1: I also don't think it makes sense to combine booze
Speaker 1: with movies. You're gonna have to piss. Does an alcohol
Speaker 1: make you want to get up and get loose? You
Speaker 1: don't want to sit there drink beer and just be quiet.
Speaker 1: I would have no interest in going to see a
Speaker 1: movie and just pounding IPA is just fucking falling asleep,
Speaker 1: which is true, Like if you anytime I've been to
Speaker 1: one of those, I'm definitely cannot have a lot of
Speaker 1: alcohol like it just it will make the movie boring
Speaker 1: to me, and I think I'll become impatient. And then
Speaker 1: the food if you eat too much. I remember, following
Speaker 1: one of my first dates with Her Majesty, we saw
Speaker 1: twenty two Jump Street in one of those places. Dude,
Speaker 1: I ate so much, I fucking fell asleep and like
Speaker 1: drank so much. I just fell asleep in the whole
Speaker 1: fucking movie. I didn't know what the fuck happened.
Speaker 2: And that's amazing. That's how charming you are, is that
Speaker 2: you were able to you still were able to make
Speaker 2: it work.
Speaker 1: You know charming. I was on that first date forgot
Speaker 1: my fucking wallet and I literally she I was like
Speaker 1: I invited her to there, and I'm like, let's go out.
Speaker 1: I get these tickets or whatever, and I pulled. Dude, we
Speaker 1: were about to pay the bill for the foot I
Speaker 1: was like, ah.
Speaker 2: Shit, doing that one the worst you said, like such
Speaker 2: a loser, You're You're not You're one of my favorite
Speaker 2: people in the world. And finally you're You're a majesty
Speaker 2: in your own right. But like it is like, okay,
Speaker 2: so this this pig invites me out to this thing
Speaker 2: and then gets gets himself to sleep and then oh,
Speaker 2: I can't find my wof shit.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe this. I fucking forgotten my wallet.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: It's it's the wrong activity. I think where I have
Speaker 2: certain shows and movies where alcohol does obviously messy up.
Speaker 2: So it's like, hey, we're going my wife and I
Speaker 2: we are going to watch this show that we would
Speaker 2: not watch sober. When we come home from dinner and
Speaker 2: drinks and then we feel like going to sleep. There's
Speaker 2: no overhead. It's just like, okay, turn it off, go
Speaker 2: right to bed. And yeah, I've ever I've tried drinking
Speaker 2: and reading before and just reading the same sentence over
Speaker 2: and over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're reading comprehension goes as shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like wait, who is this?
Speaker 1: Huh? Or like even listen to a podcast drunk. I've
Speaker 1: done that a few times and I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck just happened right now, Like
Speaker 1: you have to go thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: And also when you're listening to a podcast, I will
Speaker 2: like weeks later say oh, yeah, I had this conversation
Speaker 2: recently about and it's like, no, you didn't. You were
Speaker 2: drunk and you listen to a podcast.
Speaker 1: We're drunk and you're blasting I remember I was trying
Speaker 1: to go to sleep and you're like, no, no, listen
Speaker 1: to this part.
Speaker 2: It was an ad the Bills traded Stefan Diggs.
Speaker 1: What's going on, boy, going up Buffalo.
Speaker 2: What's going on is the eclipse?
Speaker 1: What Mitsubishi Eclips?
Speaker 2: Spider GT show you a path of totality.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, Oh man, I wanted to meet
Speaker 1: Subishi Eclips so fucking bad in the late nineties. I
Speaker 1: know there is still time. I think about that too,
Speaker 1: Like you know how like people like like these boomers
Speaker 1: and shit, they're like, yeah, man, always one of the
Speaker 1: fucking sixty five Mustang. Always wanted to fucking tea top,
Speaker 1: you know, like whatever. Talking about classic cars, I'm literally
Speaker 1: gonna be like, man, my first car was a ninety
Speaker 1: nine Honda Prelude. I just want to get back in
Speaker 1: that motherfucker, you know what I mean, just fucking feel it.
Speaker 1: The poor man's Ferrari is what they used to call
Speaker 1: that shit. Uh, that shit to fucking go.
Speaker 2: Man, we had I didn't own my own car. I
Speaker 2: actually have never owned. I didn't lease my own car
Speaker 2: until I moved to LA But my family had a
Speaker 2: Honda Element, you know, oh yeah, and I love and
Speaker 2: they don't make that anymore. So that's my Mustang, that's
Speaker 2: my Bronco. Before that, We're gonna hurt.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking weird. If the earth isn't completely obliterated
Speaker 1: or something, and we still have some money in our pockets,
Speaker 1: just being like, the fuck is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1: Also like gas, you know, that'll be the thing. Gas
Speaker 1: will be so fucking expensive it will be a flex
Speaker 1: to be like, yo, that my man in a two
Speaker 1: thousand and four Civic SI for real. Okay, baller, Okay,
Speaker 1: we see you. Oh But anyway, all that to say
Speaker 1: is Danny McBride, he was that whole story. He was
Speaker 1: pivoting to the fact that in talking to I think
Speaker 1: he was I think in the interview talking to what's
Speaker 1: his face, David No, you know, I keep fucking main collaborator,
Speaker 1: David Gordon Green. Yes, yes, anyway that they were saying,
Speaker 1: it's like weed and movies is the thing. That was
Speaker 1: the whole point. He said, move the booze and food. No,
Speaker 1: it's the weed and movies, said go together fucking perfectly,
Speaker 1: and just said he wanted to like, in this interview
Speaker 1: they're talking about a concept called green screen, where there
Speaker 1: would be a dispensary, and he said, if I went
Speaker 1: to a theater and it was like, here's a popcorn,
Speaker 1: here's a fucking weed, I feel like that would be
Speaker 1: an awesome little combo right there. And yeah, maybe, but
Speaker 1: you'd have to bring your own. That's what I think.
Speaker 1: I'm because look, I know you don't, like we were
Speaker 1: talking earlier, you don't do the weeds. God bless you
Speaker 1: keep yourself safe, you know what I mean for everybody.
Speaker 1: But the way if you go to a place that
Speaker 1: like is like selling you weed, it's usually the worst
Speaker 1: fucking quality and it's interesting marked up. Really, I think
Speaker 1: we just need to be able to like zone old
Speaker 1: movie theaters to be like, yeah, you can smoke in
Speaker 1: here if you want, Yeah, smoking here, fine, that's it.
Speaker 1: Just do that.
Speaker 2: That's that's smart because it makes sense where if it
Speaker 2: would almost I would. I've never drank at a movie theater,
Speaker 2: and boy would I if I had. I've actually, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I've never purchased alcohol at a movie theater. I've brought
Speaker 2: my own.
Speaker 1: I've snuff my own in fucking asshole. You're there, like,
Speaker 1: and for sir, what do you drinks? Water? Water?
Speaker 2: This is so bad. I had during Jojo Rabbit. There's
Speaker 2: like a very emotional scene in it, and I thought
Speaker 2: it was I was like I was drinking wine in
Speaker 2: the movie like I brought a bottle of wine my
Speaker 2: wife and I and I was it was just it
Speaker 2: was an emotional scene. I'm like, oh, yeah, it was
Speaker 2: red solving on Blake and that would be a light
Speaker 2: but yeah, true, true, very true, true. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: was drunk and like misinterpreted. I thought it was gonna
Speaker 2: be a misdirection of like, oh, this is gonna look sad,
Speaker 2: but it's actually funny, and then I just go ah,
Speaker 2: and it was actually an incredible sad moment, and I
Speaker 2: felt bad because I don't want to affect other people's
Speaker 2: enjoyment obviously of a movie. Hopefully that didn't, but with weed,
Speaker 2: I would imagine that. Yet, like if you go to
Speaker 2: a stadium, you're not generally getting the craft IPAs that
Speaker 2: maybe you drink, so yeah, it makes sense that you
Speaker 2: wouldn't get good weed offense. Yeah b yow makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I mean, or maybe you fall asleep. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but anyway, I think I think it's uh,
Speaker 1: I think it could be. I keep saying this, we
Speaker 1: need to be able to smoke weed in movie theaters, dum,
Speaker 1: and not all of them, but just you know, have
Speaker 1: have like green screen events where it's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's got the little leaf next to it, you know
Speaker 1: what's up in there. Don't act like you're like it
Speaker 1: was so smoky in there, It's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: did you think it was? Yeah, although that may fuck
Speaker 1: up the entire experience if everyone's just blowing fucking smoke
Speaker 1: into there, Like you just be like, the visibility is
Speaker 1: terrible in the fucking theater. Yeah, and we got to
Speaker 1: get to our last story, which is the reason for
Speaker 1: the title of this Coachella. It seems like they're a
Speaker 1: little desperate for people. I've just seen headline after headline
Speaker 1: about like all these things that are gonna be at Coachella,
Speaker 1: and like all these things that are like ways to
Speaker 1: check it out even if you can't get in. But
Speaker 1: then you look, the ticket sales have been the worst
Speaker 1: they've ever been in like ten years. Like it took
Speaker 1: the longest ever so usually the like in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two when the festival returned after like pandemic lockdowns, both
Speaker 1: weekends sold out in forty minutes. This time, it took
Speaker 1: like a month for just one of the weekends to
Speaker 1: sell out, and like weekend two, apparently it's like wide open.
Speaker 1: I haven't been in eleven years. Maybe no, but how
Speaker 1: the mighty fall and the lineup looked terrible, so I
Speaker 1: can't really say that. But anyway, have you ever been
Speaker 1: to Cotel?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't. I did a I would do a
Speaker 2: prank each I would I say each year it was
Speaker 2: effective the first year or two where I would say
Speaker 2: that because like you said, it was the most coveted
Speaker 2: ticket in LA, it would sell out, oh immediately, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I would post the sell well. I would post
Speaker 2: on Facebook. Actually I would do it on Twitter too,
Speaker 2: and say like, I have an extra ticket I can't
Speaker 2: get I just can't get rid of it. Can someone
Speaker 2: please like take this ticket off my hands? And then
Speaker 2: people would start, like hundreds of people would start replying
Speaker 2: friends like people that I know, and then I would
Speaker 2: say I'm so sorry, like I'm having technical issues. I
Speaker 2: can't see anyone, like, I don't know if people are
Speaker 2: responding or not. I need I'm going to try this again.
Speaker 2: Can someone please? You know, like I'm on the hook
Speaker 2: for this. And it would drive people. I would get calls.
Speaker 2: People who I didn't even know had my number would
Speaker 2: call me. But I've never been do you think it's
Speaker 2: because I think the lineup each you know a billion times,
Speaker 2: you know more about music than I ever will. But
Speaker 2: it's it can't just be the lineup, right, Like you know, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of the time people just do like like sometimes
Speaker 1: the lineups or secondary there's some people who just purely
Speaker 1: love the festival to go to the festival and just
Speaker 1: like you know, camp and do all that shit. For me,
Speaker 1: it's it was like I would only go if there
Speaker 1: was like it had to reach a sort of threshold
Speaker 1: of artists that I wanted to see. But uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I did camping a couple of times. It
Speaker 1: was super gnarly. I like, you know, I only like
Speaker 1: to go number two in my own bathroom. So like
Speaker 1: when I were there, my body just went, you're not
Speaker 1: shitting for three days, and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then I would come home and you know, my mom
Speaker 1: would kick me out of the house because of what
Speaker 1: I did to the bathroom, and that would kind of
Speaker 1: be the weekend would be like when I was camping.
Speaker 1: And then other times you try and do the hotel thing.
Speaker 1: It's just so fucking expensive. It's just sort of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: is it worth paying upwards of like a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: all told with like food, drugs, drink, ticket and hotel.
Speaker 1: And now it's like even more. I mean like I
Speaker 1: didn't even adjust that figure for inflation. It's probably like
Speaker 1: fucking fifteen hundred. Now that's when you start being like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And it was a pain in the ass, not a
Speaker 2: constipation joke for you. And you were coming from LA
Speaker 2: and there's people who have to California is a huge state.
Speaker 2: Obviously they can populate the concert with just people from California,
Speaker 2: but they come from all over I think, I mean
Speaker 2: a ton. I don't think I'm breaking any news here,
Speaker 2: but like after COVID, I think so many people are like,
Speaker 2: I don't need to fucking do this, and a lot
Speaker 2: of people don't want to, even when the barrier to
Speaker 2: entry is very simple, like even if it was just
Speaker 2: incredibly expensive. You see people go to the super Bowl,
Speaker 2: you see people go to these big events. But to
Speaker 2: your point, this shouldn't the location of Coach Ella should
Speaker 2: not exist. It's it's it's like a fucking in and
Speaker 2: out or a parking lot or you know it just
Speaker 2: like a trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a gigantic polo field that can turn into
Speaker 1: a fucking dust storm at a moment's notice. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: yeah again, like this is the thing. Look at the
Speaker 1: there's a lot of reporting on how or not reporting,
Speaker 1: just a lot of like press releases around. Just watch
Speaker 1: it on you. You can watch four stages at once
Speaker 1: if you want, But like, how the fuck are you
Speaker 1: gonna watch fourmut Like that's that's just that's not tenable
Speaker 1: for the human senses. Like sure, if you watch like
Speaker 1: sports are something that's purely visual that you don't need
Speaker 1: audio for, you can entertain multi watch, but four fucking
Speaker 1: concerts at one time. That's a bad fucking hook for
Speaker 1: you to be Like, yeah, man, check it out online. Man,
Speaker 1: you can watch four things at once, like no.
Speaker 2: No, and you're paying for all four yeah you know,
Speaker 2: like you're you're paying for you're not paying for one,
Speaker 2: Like you're paying to have access to all of them,
Speaker 2: but you can only watch one of them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a bad deal.
Speaker 1: It's a bad deal. It's a bad deal, folks. Uh, just
Speaker 1: just watch it if you want. But the lineup again,
Speaker 1: not that great anyway, that's gonna do it for us? Wow,
Speaker 1: what a long episode. Thank you so much, Blake, it's
Speaker 1: great having you, stay talking to you. We'll be back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a brand new episode, so until then, take
Speaker 1: care yourselves, take care of each other, get the vaccine
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventeen times like the German Man did,
Speaker 1: and don't do nothing white supremacy. We'll talk to you then. Bye.
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