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Speaker 1: Welcome to this upisode of Emergency Intercom. Drew has been

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom for thirty minutes, so I'm just starting

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Speaker 1: without him because I'm annoyed and I want to get

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Speaker 1: this over with. Like it's a job. Just because it's

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Speaker 1: fun doesn't mean it's not a job. Like That's actually

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Speaker 1: what people don't realize is everybody thinks, oh, my life

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Speaker 1: is so easy, But this is a job, guys, and

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Speaker 1: I treat it as such. I treat it Drew. Drew,

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Speaker 1: come in. I haven't seen him for like two days. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's just been locked in his room. Why are you?

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Speaker 2: Sounds weird? What the fuck? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 3: Drew?

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Speaker 1: Open your eyes? Did you get a facelift? What is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? What's all the bandages? You're oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, you're into stuff?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Drew?

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Speaker 3: I got the neuralink?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is that you? Are you the one

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Speaker 1: who got the fucking neuralink?

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Speaker 3: I'm patient zero?

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Speaker 1: And then why did they let you out? I saw that?

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Speaker 1: Did you see somebody got into the Why?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Did they just put the Tesla chip in a person?

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Speaker 1: I don't think that the.

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Speaker 3: Musk by Tesla Stock.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? I don't think you're healing right. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why they would let you out if you Hello,

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Speaker 1: why are you staring? You're like the neuralink gets you right,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't think the neural link

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Speaker 1: is working.

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Speaker 2: If you're like, I can see the old behind his eyes,

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Speaker 2: but I can tell that it's.

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Speaker 1: Locked in there. He might still be him. What's wrong?

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Speaker 1: You're like convulsing? Is it like fucking with Like your

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Speaker 1: legs are still twisted the way they usually are. So

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Speaker 1: you're in there somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Hello, are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Did you just restart?

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Speaker 3: I have like a calculator in my brain. I'm doing math.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, I'm doing the math of those

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Speaker 3: flowers over there, something that you have math, flowers, sacred geometry,

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Speaker 3: golden ratio, ship like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I actually can drive my car with my brain. Now.

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Speaker 3: That's really all there is to it.

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Speaker 1: That's all it does. Why would somebody get it? Ky?

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Speaker 1: Why can't you look at him in the face.

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Speaker 2: It's not him, Like, I don't know to explain it.

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Speaker 2: It's just not him anymore.

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Speaker 1: You can't breathe in that or something like it's like

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Speaker 1: cutting off your circulations.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like crying, Like they took my brain. They

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Speaker 3: took my frontal lobe.

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Speaker 2: Can you review it? Like, I'm yeah, it's probably interesting.

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Speaker 3: So the surgery was really weird. They had like a

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Speaker 3: capuchin monkey next to me that like they took it

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Speaker 3: out of that monkey's brain.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so you got a you neurally?

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, they were like, oh, we can give you

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Speaker 3: a used one because like we already like no, it

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Speaker 3: wasn't even asleep. I was wide awake, and they like

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Speaker 3: and I told them I was like paraplegic because that's

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Speaker 3: in there in a wheelchair? Did all that whole shit

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Speaker 3: active blind?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Could they not test you for that? I feel

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Speaker 1: like they probably would have known. Did they just take

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Speaker 3: I just have like a really high pain tolerance, I guess,

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Speaker 3: So that's not what Okay. I'm just like really strong,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like stronger than the average men, and especially

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Speaker 3: with this Tesla Tesla.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, it kind of just seems I can give you

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Speaker 3: Minor elon fucking musk musk fuck. You're like, yeah, so

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Speaker 3: they laid me down on that table, put it in

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Speaker 3: know they on musk fucked it into me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like a colon as you.

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Speaker 3: Know that picture where it's like massage her brain with

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Speaker 3: books or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.

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Speaker 3: Lincoln there exactly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's promising.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like, so far it's been like Tesla

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Speaker 3: like really like actually good.

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Speaker 1: I mean you seem I mean, you're not the fastest

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Speaker 3: Well, I can drive my car without using my hands.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's necessarily worth it because you

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Speaker 1: kind of can't walk anymore.

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Speaker 3: They won't let me use my fucking iPhone either, oh.

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Speaker 1: Because they're starting their own phones.

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Speaker 3: Well I just can't look at bright lights, blue light.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so that was my story. I'm the first

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Speaker 3: person to get the near link installed. My hands work.

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Speaker 3: For all the haters saying that like my hands and

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Speaker 3: legs wouldn't work after like I would die, Like I'm fine,

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Speaker 3: I just have like a couple of fucking ticks, and

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Speaker 3: now I'm better than.

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Speaker 1: You, better than because I don't know if you would

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Speaker 1: ever pass a d u y ever.

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Speaker 3: Again, I have to keep the bandage on for four months, though.

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Speaker 1: Four months you're gonna like rot through it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm done talking about this because y'all are just

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Speaker 3: like bullying me. Then they warned me. They said there

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Speaker 3: will be a lot of haters. That's what the doctor said.

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Speaker 3: I got the mark of the beast. I got the

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Speaker 3: market of the.

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Speaker 1: They were like, okay, make sure you wash around your

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Speaker 1: like incisions.

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Speaker 3: No other shower for like three months.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So they were like, make sure you don't

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Speaker 1: get wet. And also there will be a lot of haters.

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Speaker 3: Ops, they used the word ups. The doctor said up

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Speaker 3: to Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's doctor lingo.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, do you feel like it's changed your personality

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Speaker 2: at all?

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Speaker 3: Like, no, okay, shut.

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Speaker 2: The fuck up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's still here, he's still here.

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Speaker 3: You too, fuck you? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: You do you want to be saying that or are

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Speaker 1: they like programming you to say that?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Should we do some tests on him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Elon Musk has a giant penis. All right, giant penis

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Speaker 3: elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: How do you, Drew, how do you feel about the libs?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Lib cards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like it has it's workers side effects.

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Speaker 3: We need to kill all liberals. Oh, demon crats, demon crats.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of blurring the lines of things Drew

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Speaker 3: So it's kind of hard to it's just troll shit,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm on my troll shit, Like I just tweeted

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Speaker 3: Like do any.

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Speaker 1: Of that shit with neurallink? Like what is it actually for?

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Speaker 1: Is it for medical purposes or is it actually because

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Speaker 1: I saw this thing that they were doing for addicts

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Speaker 1: that they can go when you could get a brain

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Speaker 1: surgery or something gets inserted into your brain to try

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Speaker 1: and stop you from being an addict. So they're trying

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Speaker 1: to like solve addiction via surgery. And there was this

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Speaker 1: this would be insane, this will save lives. I would

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Speaker 1: I would like to watch this video. So I watched

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Speaker 1: the video. Two of the people relapsed. Not soon after

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Speaker 1: one of them dropped out and didn't want to be

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Speaker 3: Success rate.

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Speaker 1: Yes's true, but also like I think, I guess maybe

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Speaker 1: that's what addicts need is a camera on them twenty

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Speaker 1: four to seven to guilt and shame.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, So we'll get that.

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Speaker 1: For you with that app you have, like your problem

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Speaker 1: with them, Maybe not anymore.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gon allowed to use my phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that what you got it? So you could

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Speaker 1: stop using grinder for twelve hours a day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was true, Spinal, But yeah, I got the

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Speaker 3: near link installed because I was addicted to Grinder.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just want us to play the video of

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Speaker 1: Drew dead, asleep on the floor, drunk as fuck one

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Speaker 1: more time for podcast sake.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we could drive him to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost

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Speaker 1: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up

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Speaker 1: like four times in a row. We did take him

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Speaker 1: to the hospital, So I'm like, why do we have

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Speaker 2: Look at him, He's way worse than Mason. This is

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Speaker 2: like Project Decks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what if it's like, because I was

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Speaker 1: watching it again and it is insane that I was

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Speaker 1: looked at this dead person on the floor. I say,

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Speaker 1: we didn't need to say this. Also, he's fine, Like

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Speaker 1: it actually freaks me out the way you look.

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Speaker 3: At your behavior, And that was crazy. It was the

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Speaker 3: last time I felt any love from Nya from that

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Speaker 3: moment on. She just hasn't loved me the same.

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Speaker 1: Something switched, something switched I.

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Speaker 3: Saw, which I flipped inside him.

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Speaker 1: I saw a side of you that was just so

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Speaker 1: repulsive that night, but you deserve I.

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Speaker 3: Was saying the other day that I want to do

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Speaker 3: that again, Like I really need to get to that

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Speaker 3: state again. It's been since that day that I've ever

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Speaker 3: gotten even close to being that drunk before, and I

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Speaker 3: think it's time to like relive it. But like my luck,

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Speaker 3: I would accidentally fucking die, like I would accidentally like, oh, Diana,

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Speaker 3: I'll get too fucked up.

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Speaker 2: If you want, Jay bro, I'll smoke you out, Tesla.

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Speaker 2: We could do Edward forty hands, but just does I.

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Speaker 3: Have a forty tattoo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? He does. On his thought.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave it to myself when I was sixteen.

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? How have I never noticed that during our session?

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Speaker 1: I know That's what I'm saying, because you guys keep

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Speaker 1: the lights on because you're both so scared of yourselves

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Speaker 1: security and try to see my body and doesn't want

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Speaker 1: me to see his body.

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Speaker 2: We both have the apple headsets on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, real, dude, somebody is fully get a bone with

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Speaker 1: that ship on it. It's going to be It's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be fucking me.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that apple headset is going to be fucking you

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Speaker 1: or you're gonna They should have added a flashlight extension

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Speaker 1: to it that you can plug USB C into it

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Speaker 1: and it will pulsate with the video.

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Speaker 3: No, No, that already a thing.

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Speaker 1: One, Dear intern. One time I sent an email on behalf?

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Speaker 2: Oh, this one's crazy. I was an intern out of

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Speaker 1: Okay, you already stopped, and what you don't have?

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Speaker 3: You fucking hurt me? Kai, your fucking face hurt me.

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Speaker 3: boring as fuck. Sorry, y'all, Jesus Christ, I'm fucking boring.

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Speaker 1: Well, I decided Drew had his beard, Like why did

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Speaker 1: we let Drew have that scary ass fucking beard for

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Speaker 1: Are you insinuating that women grow out their bushes to

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Speaker 3: You Kai, Why would you say I'm saying that? Why

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Speaker 1: I know it's so weird. Oh, dear dear intern. I

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Speaker 3: What the hell? We don't talk anymore. No, Josiah being

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Speaker 1: Is that your music?

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Speaker 1: Well, good job dude.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a whole album you're making or just

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Speaker 3: Yah?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm passed off.

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Speaker 3: I lost.

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Speaker 1: I wish Josiah caught on to what I was trying

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Speaker 3: And I tried to make some fucking money too, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And it's gonna be okay your family's waiting room.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just gonna get here soon. Because it's the

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Speaker 1: don't want to hang out with you.

448
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 3: My ear is actually like really clogged right now.

449
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 1: Well, no, your ear is not clogged. You just tied

450
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: that bandage around your head, so fucking you're actually going

451
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: to start like losing circulation.

452
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 3: No, but it's county like. Am I giving like I'm

453
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 3: giving like a Kanye's wife a little bit?

454
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: No, you're giving like you just came back from a

455
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: botch surgery in Turkey?

456
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 3: No, it's giving like KUNTI like it's giving. Yeah, mmmm,

457
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 3: it's giving like a handsmade taiale.

458
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: I've never seen that, neither of I.

459
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 2: Okay, hands made, I.

460
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: Think it's handmaid in tale or is it handsmade?

461
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 2: I think it's the handmade.

462
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: Actually, we're all of you different universes right now, and

463
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: we're classic at the same moment, right.

464
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 3: I do believe that we shifted dimensions at one point.

465
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: I think that every three days though.

466
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I genuinely do. And I think y'all are

467
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 3: like different versions of yourself because I've noticed little things

468
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 3: that are different.

469
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: Are they like bad things or no?

470
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 3: It's just little minute details I pay attention to the

471
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: little thing.

472
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 1: Well, I decided that if like woman hates me, I

473
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: really don't care, Like it doesn't bother me. But something

474
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: about like a man hating me to the extent of

475
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 1: talking shit about me, like that seems so odd to me.

476
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: I don't have any examples, but something about that, like

477
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: if a girl behind my back is talking shit about me,

478
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,199
Speaker 1: I'm like, go the fuck ahead. I actually give you

479
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: the green light, like you deserve to. You deserve to

480
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: talk shit about me, like for whatever reason. It is, Like,

481
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,439
Speaker 1: even if it's over something stupid, I don't care. But

482
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,199
Speaker 1: if a man got behind closed doors and was like

483
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: calling me a bit and stuff, I hope you die.

484
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: No, that's just like pussy behavior.

485
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: A man be a man and say it to my

486
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 1: face because I'm gonna call the police.

487
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 3: Actually, oh oh no, but.

488
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: We're gonna cut that.

489
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 3: Why it wasn't me, It was the neuralink.

490
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: I really wonder if that shit's gonna work. If it works,

491
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: we're done.

492
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 3: Like here, dude.

493
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 2: When I saw that tweet, it was like one of

494
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 2: those mum It's where I was like, oh, I'll think

495
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 2: about this forever, Like this will be like the first

496
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: sign of the end in a lot of ways, Like

497
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 2: you know, the whole thing with Crisper. Yeah, Like Crisper

498
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: is like genetically engineering fetuses and stuff. They're like they're

499
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 2: they basically made the change to do gatica. And I'm like,

500
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 2: at some point those kids that were genetically engineered that

501
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 2: are supposedly like they don't exist right now because it's

502
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 2: like illegal, They're gonna just show up, you know, like

503
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: there was probably already genetically engineered.

504
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: Also, what the fuck does that do to a child

505
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: who's been born in a lab? Like they genuinely don't

506
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: have parents.

507
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 3: I think it's like it's born, it's born inside of

508
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 3: a surrogate mother. Yeah, but you can choose like the

509
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 3: eye color or the hair color or the hair texture,

510
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 3: and you can just mod it to change their heights.

511
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: And parents and stuff. Who even give a fuck about that?

512
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: Like what are you gonna do? Sell the baby on TIMU?

513
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 1: Like why are you trying to like breed the perfect baby?

514
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: It's so weird.

515
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if anybody's like doing it.

516
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like the fact that that's people were like, fuck,

517
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: I would love you know, there's some people out there

518
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: who are like, oh my god, I hope that happens

519
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: before you already.

520
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: Okay, this Slanders like actually driving me insane, because how

521
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: do you think I got to be the perfect specimen

522
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 3: that I am? Like I look like Jacob Alordi, I

523
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 3: sound like Beyonce when I sing. I have really big muscles,

524
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 3: I have like a very perfect penis. Like there's a

525
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 3: lot of things about me that like a lot of

526
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 3: people like my parents paid good.

527
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying you look like more like nikocado avocado kind

528
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: of that's what I do. You saw that that was

529
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: like the top comment of the last episode, or like,

530
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: what's that guy who gets like followed by drones with

531
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: the face? Yeah, I see a lot of Daniel Larson comparison.

532
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gonna get violent again.

533
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: If you're gonna hit anyone, it should be me again.

534
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: No he wants it. Yeah, don't give him want it.

535
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 3: Like when y'all talk about my parents like that, because

536
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: they made me the perfect person, Like it.

537
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: Were they drunk when they were like choosing their options,

538
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: So they thought they were picking like perfuse skinned blue eyes,

539
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: like gorgeous hair. Oh they used to coopon.

540
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got like a really good deal on it.

541
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: They got a bonus coin so they can only get

542
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: certain like Avatar ships.

543
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: They turned the bubble butt sitting all the way up.

544
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 3: They did the clapper.

545
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: It's crazy that when you do that, you're literally just

546
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: like bouncing on your toes every time, like you.

547
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 3: I just went, how is that?

548
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: Eventually you were going to be eighty and have like

549
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: nieces and nephews who filmed the funk out of you

550
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: because you were going to be so psychonic, Like there's

551
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: gonna be eight thousand videos on like some random child's

552
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: mind iPhone of Drew being so scary.

553
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a problem.

554
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: That's how we're gonna keep up.

555
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna be the grandpa. What are you gonna say?

556
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 2: Just the mind iPhone, the mind phone.

557
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 3: I showed any of this video today of this grandpa

558
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 3: seeing himself for the first time sad in a very

559
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 3: long time. It's like the most heartbreaking, evil, dark video

560
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. In fact, I'll show you kyro Quick.

561
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna freaky out because you're what like two years

562
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: away from the Skuys.

563
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm not a grandfather.

564
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm not a grandpa.

565
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 5: We're literally matching right now, look at the colors your match.

566
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 3: Of course, it's you need. And she goes on to say, like,

567
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 3: you're so beautiful, you're video. I know that's gonna be me.

568
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: That's so sad, Drew. That actually made me so sad.

569
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: You need me to comfort you. It'll just be like working.

570
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: Where's the work? Literally the specifically, just.

571
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: Like I'm cooking in the studio, Yet they come out famish,

572
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: like where's the food?

573
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 3: Do No? That video was the saddest thing I've seen

574
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 3: in a very long time. And it broke my heart

575
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 3: into a million pieces. And I hate that we do

576
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: that to ourselves.

577
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: What that we care about, what we look like.

578
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I got the near link. It's nothing physical,

579
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 3: it's just all mental.

580
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: I guess you do need more mental help than you

581
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: do physical help, at least at the very moment. Because

582
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: after your bugle fat and you look really good.

583
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: Oh and you need to get in a car crash

584
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: on the way to the gym.

585
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: We go to the gym together, exactly.

586
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 3: Okay, So I haven't written down, So for Christmas two

587
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 3: years ago, or maybe it was my birthday two years ago,

588
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: I was like sitting on the couch last night when

589
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 3: I was like all alone, and I started like tearing

590
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: up thinking about like the gift my dad got me.

591
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,719
Speaker 3: It's literally gonna make me so sad actually, but like

592
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: it like the gifts, like I don't know how to

593
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: say it without sounding mean, but they're like something I

594
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 3: would never actually use. But he got me like two

595
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: dildos as like a Christmas You're going to.

596
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: Say something else. Also, like it seems like he knows

597
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: his son really well, because I feel like you would

598
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: actually use to know because you're so used that if

599
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: you just use one, it'll slip out and then you

600
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: spend the whole time.

601
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: Turning, Hey, I've had anal sex like three hundred and

602
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 3: eighty fucking times. True, big wook.

603
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: That you're used?

604
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah he's what not the only one? No?

605
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: Did you?

606
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: Oh?

607
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: You told him that hot? That's always your thing. That's

608
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: always your thing, you.

609
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: Always I guess you're calling me whole number one hundred

610
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: and seven.

611
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, three hundred and seven.

612
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: I texted you and I noticed that was my name

613
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: in your friend.

614
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 3: But no, my in all seriousness, my dad got me

615
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: these two shirts and I was sitting I was ordering

616
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 3: like some stuff off Amazon, and I looked up cool

617
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: shirt designs on Amazon and the shirts he got me

618
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: popped up and like they're the weirdest looking fucking shirts ever.

619
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: But like, just thinking about him, like literally like buying

620
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 3: me something that he thinks I would like enjoy and

621
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 3: like just like literally makes me so happy and sad

622
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: at the same time. I don't know how to describe

623
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: what I'm feeling. But it was really sweet and like

624
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 3: I'm a fucking weirdo and he knew these shirts were

625
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 3: weird and he got them for me anyways because he

626
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: thought I'd like them, and I love them and I

627
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 3: still have them. Can I see them? They're like in

628
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 3: my closet, but I'll just literally look up cool.

629
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: Shirt, looking up cool shirt.

630
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 3: What the fuck is happening on my phone right now?

631
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 3: This one? What is going on?

632
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: Did you hit play on something?

633
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: No? Like, is it TikTok? It's my near and glitching?

634
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: What is playing on your fucking phone? Is it from Spotify? Hello?

635
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 5: Oh?

636
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: What is just in your safari?

637
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: Okay?

638
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 3: Actually, what the hell?

639
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because you use your phone so fucking much

640
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: that your phone just knows that it has to get

641
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: the screen time up, so it'll just start playing things.

642
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Because if you see your screen time drop, you'll get

643
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: really sad.

644
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 3: And then when you see your boobs in vagina sag,

645
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 3: when you get eight hundred years old, you're gonna be sad.

646
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 3: How about that you get eight hundred years old. But yeah,

647
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 3: last night, girl, the fuck this like literally fuck this,

648
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 3: like literally fuck this, like I actually fuck this right now,

649
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 3: Like I'm over it, Like I have all these notes

650
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 3: to talk.

651
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 2: About, but like, damn, that's a lot of notes.

652
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

653
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: I am so tired. I don't know, but that's because

654
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: I had to wake up early and I was out

655
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: all fucking night last night or something the time of

656
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: my fucking life. Oh, I interacted with the most like

657
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: insane presence of a waitress I've ever interacted with at

658
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: the restaurant last night. Like she was such an overwhelming vibe.

659
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: She was a good vibe, but sometimes when people are

660
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: like a good vibe, but two, I don't know how

661
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: to describe it. We got there and it was just

662
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: me like, no, dude. She she wasn't happy though, but

663
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: it felt like she was. She had induced happiness, like

664
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: it felt like she was on something happy. She didn't

665
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: feel like normally like just like ah sweet happy. She

666
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: felt like she was like looking at her, she was

667
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: like see your first time here? Okay, oh yeah, I

668
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: love that. No, welcome back, and like she was just

669
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: like staring through me in jesters like bodies, and I

670
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And we ordered your She's like,

671
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: let me see your ID. No, I Got'm gonna see

672
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: that ID, and then we gave it to her and

673
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: then she came back. When Christian got there and Christian

674
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: asked for beer, she was like, all of you look

675
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: like nineteen and we were.

676
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 3: Like, it's given. The girl at the hotel like typing

677
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: on the keyboard like she was.

678
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: That was the fastest wages I've ever met. Also, we

679
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: got there at like eight thirty and she was like,

680
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: just to let you know, the kitchen closes at nine

681
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: forty five, and we were like, damn, that's like an

682
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: hour and fifteen minutes away. Also, we just got here

683
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: and she was like, I just want to let you

684
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: know so you can order everything you want, everything you want, baby,

685
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: And then she like said baby to one of us

686
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: and we were like, what is happening? And I had

687
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: never been to that restaurant, but based off the way

688
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: she was acting when she was like, have you been here?

689
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: I was like yes because I was so scared of

690
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: what the answer to know would have been, Like I

691
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: don't know, Like it freaked me out, but she was

692
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: a vibe. Nonetheless, we loved her, but she was very

693
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: scary to me, Like I kind of felt, I loki

694
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: felt like she would kidnap me if she liked me

695
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: a little too much?

696
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: Is that positivity? Is that what that is? Oh?

697
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like.

698
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: It was.

699
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: It felt like evil positivity?

700
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: Is that? What is that? What toxic positivity is?

701
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: Is that a real term? I've never knowd that.

702
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 2: It's like positive positivity is now like can be toxic?

703
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: That's what I've heard.

704
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 3: Like, you're being too nice?

705
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: Is that like condescending? Though? Like is that not just

706
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: the same idea of condescend?

707
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's like if you're you're just like you're unwilling

708
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: to be rational and you're only like I'm only viewing

709
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: things as positive.

710
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm completely I guess I can see how

711
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 3: that negativity of Yeah, I say, I guess I can

712
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: see how that like would be like a privileged like

713
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 3: thing to be, like, it's not that fucking bad, like.

714
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: Just be too happy. Yeah, I've never had that problem.

715
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: I've never never been happy. You must be the happy king,

716
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: you must be the happy expert. I've actually never been

717
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: to the Happy Store. I wouldn't know what it looks

718
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: like and I wouldn't know what they sell. But it

719
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 1: seems like you shop the Happy Shop a lot.

720
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 3: Well, I was at the gym yesterday and I was changing,

721
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 3: and I take my time and I change because I

722
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck about my body. Whoever wants to

723
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: see it can see it. But like one of fifty

724
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: people that if they saw my body I would be

725
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 3: mortified saw my body yesterday at the gym and I

726
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 3: was butt ass naked and I didn't see And I'm

727
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 3: not naming their name because I don't want to say

728
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 3: their name publicly, but it is someone that I like

729
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 3: am a very big fan of, like like really really

730
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 3: big fan, have been for a decade. They saw me naked,

731
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: We made eye contact. He was fully clothed, and it

732
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: was horrible, so.

733
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: Humiliating about making eye contact with somebody while they're fully

734
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: clothed and you're naked.

735
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it was the most vulnerable I've ever felt.

736
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: I felt like I can't.

737
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be a fan of James Charles for a

738
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: decade takes a lot of dedication to fuck you, fuck

739
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: you both.

740
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 3: No, but it was. It was horrible and I like

741
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: have never gotten dressed faster in my life. And I

742
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 3: ran out of there and I sat on the bench

743
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 3: outside of the locker rooms waiting for Enia to come out,

744
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 3: and he walked out and we made eye contact again,

745
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 3: and I just did you guys kiss? We did not know.

746
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 3: It was like not fun, It was not It wasn't.

747
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: A vibe at all. Well, I decided I need to

748
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: stop smiling at people at the gym when I make

749
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: eye contact with them, because I kind of think people

750
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: might think I'm a pervert a little bit.

751
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, because do a smile, you do? We fully fully

752
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 3: nude women in the kay usually.

753
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: I'm fully new too, but I'm just like like, because

754
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're both like naked as fuck, and

755
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: like I feel like everybody has this fear in their

756
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: fucking eyes, which I might grow up eighteen million times,

757
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: like it's nothing new to see some fucking coo chimboobs like,

758
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 1: it's not that crazy.

759
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 3: I mean literally, show yours to me right now, like

760
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 3: literally if it's not crazy, like if I saw you naked,

761
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 3: literally like just show me naked and Kay's covering his eyes,

762
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: it's okay.

763
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: No, Well, because you like you find women sexually attractive,

764
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: so it would make me feel very uncomfortable.

765
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 3: And your pede in front of me today, Yeah, I literally.

766
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: Did right before we start the vibe.

767
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were frying some fucking pork chops and the

768
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 3: toilet bro like it sounded like horse meat.

769
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Did you smell my bean sprouts and asparagus piss?

770
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 2: Yes?

771
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 3: Did you have asparagus?

772
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 2: No?

773
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: I was like, where's that smell coming from?

774
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: No, that's just my natural body odor.

775
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: You need to get that looked at.

776
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: But yeah, I realized yesterday because I did it. This

777
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: was the energy of the waitress. I'm not kidding, but

778
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: like more smiley so that but like and then when

779
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: all of our guests got to the table for Jesso's birthday,

780
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: she goes, none of your friends are ugly? What's up

781
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: with that? And like it was a really nice compliment,

782
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: but we were like, dude, she was Also it was

783
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: so confusing because she Okay. Also, I don't want this

784
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: to seem like I'm making fun of this woman. She

785
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: was very nice. But I find interactions like that so

786
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: confusing because I kept saying thank you to things you

787
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 1: shouldn't say thank you to because everything she said she

788
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: had the tone as if it was a compliment, but

789
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: it wasn't like she would just be like, want anything

790
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: to drink. Oh my god, you guys, I know you

791
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: love it here. You guys always come here. And I

792
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: just kept with thank you, thank you, and I like,

793
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: but you shouldn't say thank you to that. It was

794
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: really confusing me. But yeah, at the gym leaving yesterday,

795
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: before I left and I was butt naked nasty, I

796
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: walked past this girl who's also butt naked nasty, and

797
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: I did my usual just like we made eye contact

798
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: and held eye contacts. Is like like i'd Also, I

799
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: don't shake my head like that. I'm just like, like

800
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,959
Speaker 1: I just knew a close mouth. Okay, I don't shake

801
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 1: my head when I look at them, but we caught

802
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: eye contact. Also, I'm not like smirking and like looking

803
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: them up and down. I literally keep my eyes locked

804
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: onto their eyes because we've locked eyes for some reason

805
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: I just smile and keep walking. This girl gave me

806
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: a look like she thought I was going to throw

807
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: her into the showers and like pee on her or

808
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: something like. Her look was pure fear and terror. And

809
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: then I walked out to you. I was like, oh

810
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: my god, I think I'm realizing I shouldn't be just

811
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: smiling at people at the gym in the locker room

812
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: because they genuinely think I'm going to like kidnap them

813
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: and like throw them into the river.

814
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 3: Give me your hand real quick. No, no, no, I'm

815
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: gonna do an aura reading real quick. It's given gray.

816
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: My aura. There's no way it's great.

817
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 3: No, you have like a green aura. It's like a

818
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: green aura. Do you want me to do so?

819
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: I have this like really crazy thing for you to

820
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: think about, Drew. There's a green light shining on my hand.

821
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: When you do that, yours is.

822
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 3: It's either blue or purple? And of course I have

823
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 3: the white.

824
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: No, you're just talking about your skin color. You're supposed

825
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 1: to like f figure out the oar around it. Also,

826
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: you saying I have green when that light is just

827
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: shining off my hand.

828
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 2: It's a symbol of growth, renewal and balance.

829
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Is white is green?

830
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: Wait?

831
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: What's white? What's white?

832
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: White? It just says gay.

833
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh you are really good at that. That's crazy

834
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 1: that you picked.

835
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 3: Up on I'm happy. I'm fucking happy. No, not that

836
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 3: I'm fucking happy.

837
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: We don't mean it that way. I loved that comeback

838
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: as a kid. Well, gay is happy. So yeah, I

839
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: guess I'm gay. I mean I'm the gayest person in

840
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: the road.

841
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fucking happy.

842
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm super gay. I'm like the gayest person ever.

843
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: Like I should win the gay Award because I'm so

844
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: fucking happy.

845
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 3: In your sass, I'm toxically positive.

846
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 1: And what is blue mean? Probably like oh.

847
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 3: Wow, oh wow, horse write a cowboy.

848
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: I could read blue. Oars are sensitive, deep thinkers who

849
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 2: are in tune with their truth voice.

850
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is true sort of. Yeah what is

851
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: white though? For uh? Let me see, it's probably like creative, passionate, independent,

852
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: loves himself.

853
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: Well balanced personality, calm and open to possibilities.

854
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: Oh you are open, but does it specify what's open?

855
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 2: This was verse two.

856
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm a fucking top if anything.

857
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: To talk about that? The twink allegations, Yeah, I have

858
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: it saved in my fucking ear.

859
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 3: So I dot love the druth four twenty shout out

860
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 3: for the username posted a video saying Drew Phillips twink era.

861
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 3: Fuck you.

862
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean by that?

863
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it was my twink era, But

864
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 3: fuck you to the comments that we're saying what era?

865
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 3: He's still in his twink era, bitch. I I'm not

866
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: a fucking twink. I'm not a fucking twink. Okay, I'm

867
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 3: an order. I'm a fucking otter.

868
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: M.

869
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 6: Those pictures are so fucking funny.

870
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 3: I was in a twinker, I had a twink arc,

871
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: but fuck you, you.

872
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: Fuck you to be fair like every like straight guy

873
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: on the internet also looked like that at that time,

874
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: because that's also why I was like, I love him,

875
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: He's like my babe, that's my crush because every guy

876
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: looks like that.

877
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 3: No, I have my own I have my own swag.

878
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people I liked in high

879
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: school ended up being gay though, so not you, not you.

880
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: I just had a lot of.

881
00:42:52,000 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: People well, speaking of gay, did either play webs Webkins? Yeah?

882
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: Did you play webs.

883
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 6: Rah?

884
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: Not again?

885
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: I did, but not as much as I played like

886
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 2: Tomtown Oh nice.

887
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: Did you play Webkins?

888
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: No, because I was always under the assumption that you

889
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: had to connect a credit card to it, and my

890
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: parents have never, oh never had.

891
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: A credit card.

892
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: A credit card a card expert.

893
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, there's this guy in Webkins and he's a

894
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 3: store owner and his name is Artifact, and you would

895
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 3: go in and buy cool little like jewels and trinkets

896
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 3: and just little things from his like artifacts store, saying

897
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 3: like that because his name is Artie Fact.

898
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and.

899
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 3: What the fuck did I say? Oh, I'm reading two

900
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 3: different ones. But he would say like, welcome to the

901
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 3: curio shop. Like he has like a thick accent. Why

902
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 3: is he hot?

903
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh he is hot. Yeah, he's hot as fun.

904
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 2: That is exactly what the guys that you show.

905
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: Me like he is. Fuck.

906
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 3: You know.

907
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: When you think someone's hot, I can agree they're hot,

908
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: but I would absolutely never be down for it. Does

909
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: that make sense? Like I can understand and be like, yes,

910
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: that's a hot person, but never my vibe. But I

911
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: guess we've already talked about this. My vibe is so peculiar.

912
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 3: Your vibe has no vibe.

913
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just have zero vibes. It's all it's it's

914
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: all about personality because I just believe in ugly people

915
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 1: getting a chance.

916
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 3: Amen. But on my webkins. On Webkins, one time, me

917
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 3: and my sister had a shared account and we would

918
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 3: ask for like webkins for every single birthday, every single holiday,

919
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: every single Christmas. That's all we wanted for like three years.

920
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 3: And like we had like a.

921
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, I think your stitches are infected because I can

922
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: smell them.

923
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: You were rotten back too, But anyways, I was on Webkins.

924
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 3: It was like mine in Madaline's like passion as a

925
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: child or as children, we like put so much time

926
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: and effort into like building our houses, playing the games

927
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 3: to get our coins up, like taking care of our

928
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 3: little annal animals, and it was just like a fun

929
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 3: thing to do.

930
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 2: Well.

931
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: One time, Madeline's dumbass was at a neo salon and

932
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 3: there was like a girl our age there and Maden

933
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: just got to start. She just started getting to talking

934
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 3: to this girl and like they were hanging out and

935
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 3: they were like, oh yeah, we love Webkins too. Me

936
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 3: and my brother love Webkins too, Like can I see

937
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 3: your account? Like Manon was like I don't have like

938
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 3: a laptop or anything to show you, but like I

939
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 3: can give you my password and log into our account,

940
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 3: I mean like hundreds of dollars, Like like webkins were

941
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 3: like twenty dollars each, and like we probably had thirty

942
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 3: years prob live giving away my Fortnite account exactly exactly,

943
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 3: we had like thirty or forty of them. So like Madeline,

944
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 3: just giving this password to this little girl not that

945
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: big of a deal. Like this little girl did not

946
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: have malicious intentions, or so we thought. She went home,

947
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 3: logged into our account, and then sent herself our most

948
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 3: valuable like item that we owned. She had sent that

949
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 3: to her own account, and we were like, where the

950
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 3: fuck did that go? This dumb ass little girl. She

951
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: gave us her login and password as well so we

952
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 3: could go and look at her account. We stole everything

953
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 3: from her account and changed the password so she never

954
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 3: was able to get back in. See but don't fucking play, like,

955
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 3: do not play with me, Like, don't try it.

956
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: That's because that little girl grew up to be Anadelvi

957
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: so she never learned exactly, And Adelby is the girl

958
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: who's a SCAMMERA right, she did not.

959
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 3: Scam, she was the girl.

960
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 2: But that's I don't think I've never talked about that.

961
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 3: So you dated Annadel But actually that makes sense. Y'all's

962
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 3: New York timelines.

963
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 2: Add up, Yeah, because yeah we did.

964
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: It was she does have a weird thing for men

965
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: with no job, no house, no carnovibe. So that timeline

966
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: does well.

967
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: I do have a house, and I have a job,

968
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: and I have riz and I pulled that's true, had

969
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: an incredible three weeks.

970
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: We had a magical acount of unbelievable on top.

971
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 2: I told me that I have that macaroni in a pot.

972
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 1: What the fuck she was sucking your butt? I want

973
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: to find the thing that's like and that little girl

974
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: grew up to be Ariana Grande. Do you know what

975
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Like those so it's so with standing

976
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: and asking for like a.

977
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, classic classic, while you find that. So

978
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 3: this girl took our account and then you mentioned fortnite,

979
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: so there's a transition to fortnite.

980
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: One day, Ariana Grande walked out of a store with

981
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: a box of cookies. Outside the store, she saw a

982
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: kid selling newspapers. She gave him her box of cookies

983
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: and said, ethe's cookies. Child. One day you will grow

984
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: up to be someone very important that child grew up

985
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: to be Barack Obama?

986
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: Is that real?

987
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, look look at them.

988
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 3: Is that actually real? Dude?

989
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: Swear to god. It's from Facebook dot com slash legendary Facts.

990
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm tired.

991
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 3: Of heart this podcast Heart Hard to Heart. Ya and

992
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 3: I had a heart to heart on the couch yesterday

993
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 3: and we were having a very beautiful conversation or a sad,

994
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: tragically sad conversation, but it was a it was a

995
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: beautiful vibe. It was nice. Enya had Fortnite playing in

996
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 3: the background and she joined the lobby and it was

997
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: a loading lobby, and Enya was like sitting on the

998
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: couch like sobbing her eyes out, like bawling, just like

999
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 3: talking about some things going on. And in the background,

1000
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 3: I hear every fucking Fortnight emo possible here.

1001
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: I emoted to just add a natural reaction. I'm sitting

1002
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: here sobbing, and I was like hitting the.

1003
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 3: Like it sounded fucking bass boosted. It was the most

1004
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 3: insane thing ever. And I was trying so hard not

1005
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 3: to laugh because like the whole just scene that we

1006
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 3: were in was just crazy because it was like you

1007
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 3: crying Fortnite blowing my other ear drum out and it

1008
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 3: was just fucking hilarious.

1009
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: I recorded that conversation. Oh really, because because I've like what,

1010
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: I've been doing this thing because I don't I'm not

1011
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: good at like writing how I feel. So I actually

1012
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: this is a problem and one day it's gonna get

1013
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: me in trouble because one day someone's gonna find out

1014
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: I do this and get really mad at me. I

1015
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: record conversations all the time, Like I have a forty

1016
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: minute conversation between you, me and Ryan recorded on my

1017
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: phone and nobody in the room knew I was recording

1018
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: because I just wanted to be natural, but I want

1019
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: to scary. You could hear the Fortnight Like it's like me,

1020
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know, and it's.

1021
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 3: Like like.

1022
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: You can hear the Fortnight helloading screen.

1023
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, you literally can hear.

1024
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: Dude, this is crazy. You can't to It's like he's

1025
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: like talking about like trauma, sit It's like, un to

1026
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: the guy, it's crazy. But that's just me, Like I'm

1027
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 1: just that kind of person. Also, fuck you fucking bitches.

1028
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm never sharing my royals again. Nobody can be happy

1029
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: for me. Everybody's like, oh, we about lobby. Oh play

1030
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: ranked sometimes ranked is fucking easier than zero. Build you funky,

1031
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: fucking bitch. Fuck you bitch. You can't be happy for anybody,

1032
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: and that's why your parents let you lock yourself in

1033
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: your room and isolate away. They don't want to talk

1034
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: to you because you're fucking evil, You fucking bitch. I'm sorry.

1035
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: That was actually so fucked up. I take that back,

1036
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: and I don't even want to wait for the next

1037
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 1: episode to come out. I just want to come forward

1038
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: and say that that was so wrong of me.

1039
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: Guys, and I really am so sorry.

1040
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: But I've never I'm never sharing my joy again. Fuck you,

1041
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna kill myself and it's your.

1042
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: Fault, period, And that's on what.

1043
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: And instead of going to my funeral, you'll be going

1044
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: to small claims court because Drew will be prosecuting you,

1045
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: and he will be defending me and himself.

1046
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 3: From all the gay allegations.

1047
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: No that one, I'm going on the stand against you, Okay,

1048
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: Drew High up Corner, Do y'all not play? Do you

1049
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: not play the thing?

1050
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 3: Like?

1051
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: Why why do you sing it?

1052
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 3: Because I just like singing it? Vie, Yes, Drew's high

1053
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: up corner. Okay, you don't like go Okay, if your

1054
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 3: pussy stinks, you got to. But holes having an ugly

1055
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 3: friend isn't a problem until they start calling you twin.

1056
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: That's how I feel with you.

1057
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 3: I don't want head if you're spit stinks.

1058
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're spit stinks in your giving head,

1059
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: that's more of a problem for the person giving head.

1060
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: But that's just mine.

1061
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: Yep. And you drink sixty seven ounces of coffee in

1062
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 3: four minutes and says, man, I don't feel good. I

1063
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 3: have anxiety, but you're tweaking off the bean gay son

1064
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: or thought daughter better question skibity toilet son or Sephora daughter?

1065
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: He yo, Oh my god, dude, I really want to

1066
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: play back when you said his bunk ass joke, Like

1067
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: I need to watch.

1068
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: That, Pami shout out Pedro, Isaac and Ianni Drow Pascal. Yeah,

1069
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 3: he sent in one to my email. M M, I

1070
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: think we're living in Darney Darko, Darney dark I think

1071
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: we are. Have you been seeing all the players the

1072
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: Darney Darko? Have you been seeing all the burning planes

1073
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: in the sky? We are literally living Donnie Darko. Yes.

1074
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 2: Two nights ago I saw a fiery ball in the

1075
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 2: sky Donnie Darka and it disappeared Donnie Darko. I'm not joking.

1076
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 3: What is the plot of Donnie Darko?

1077
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 2: The plane lands in the house and then a robot?

1078
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen it. Are you serious?

1079
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 3: I know, like there's a bullying scene or some ship.

1080
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so weird, And so that's why that

1081
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: movie is so scary.

1082
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 3: I've never noticed that water tower.

1083
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't see one.

1084
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, you haven't noticed it either.

1085
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, oh, that was a shooting star. You

1086
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: were just so clouded by your own pessimism that you

1087
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: can't enjoy the things God gives to you.

1088
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: Why are you always She's right?

1089
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: You know what makes me so something nice is when

1090
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm in a full of people I love and I

1091
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 1: care about, which is like y'all and all my friends,

1092
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, it is so that I'm the only

1093
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: one in here who is going to have a joyful

1094
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: afterlife because I'm going to heaven and the rest of

1095
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: you are going to burn in hell for all the

1096
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: sins that you've committed. And I've tried countless times to

1097
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: save you because I love you all so much that

1098
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: I would love to spend my afterlife with you, but

1099
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: you continue to be sinful and disgusting and honestly, now

1100
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: I have a ravenous, awful, hellish death, and I.

1101
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 3: Know the sins you've committed, and should I bring them up? Should?

1102
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 3: Ya's got a few skellingtons in her closet, gay, So

1103
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: know so.

1104
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: When you cover your mouth and then you you're supposed

1105
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: to like whisper, So I know it doesn't even matter.

1106
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: We don't even have to blur that because I should

1107
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: never would never happen, never happened to me, and not

1108
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 1: to my knowledge.

1109
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: That's misinformation, the classic classic. You're just saying, I'm going

1110
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 2: to go to heaven because I'm so sweet, so I'll

1111
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 2: be with you up there.

1112
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: That's true, that's actually not how you get into heaven.

1113
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: Sounds like you might be diabetic.

1114
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 3: You made Actually you might be diabetic because when I

1115
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 3: was drinking your piano the toilet, it was really sweet.

1116
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: It was like I for dscornc.

1117
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really sweet.

1118
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: That's why when you pee it sounds so loud, because

1119
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,919
Speaker 1: it's just pure fucking.

1120
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 3: Has like a really good stream. A really good stream

1121
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 3: is very large. Two boys in a sandbox, Oh, wait,

1122
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 3: we have to do media.

1123
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: I almost forgot. Oh my guys, my phone's dead, so

1124
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go off the top of my head. Oh,

1125
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: somebody made an edit to a Holland Oats song. I

1126
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: don't remember what account it was, but boy, do you

1127
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: know how to please a woman like me? You should

1128
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: actually go to gay school because I bet you're a

1129
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: girl who made that, and you might be yay because

1130
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: you're some women.

1131
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 3: The fuck are you saying? Bru?

1132
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess you should have go to gay school.

1133
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: You should teach gay school because you're already so good

1134
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: at it.

1135
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 3: Mine is behind the bars Elliot Smith.

1136
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: And that's where he hated to go and hew wow,

1137
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: right by the bars. Mine is bitch where by Chief Keith.

1138
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he's a glow girl yeah, and is

1139
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 3: a modern day.

1140
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: Glow freaking crazy. Uh that's a song. And then the

1141
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: rest is like the same ship. I've been saying because

1142
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: I've just been listening to the same music and I

1143
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 1: actually need to get actually, oh uh what is it?

1144
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: It's like ask about Me or something by John Lennon.

1145
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: So because I'm going on my like the Beatles journey,

1146
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 1: everybody was like, oh, my god, the Beatles, the Beatles.

1147
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,959
Speaker 1: I thought you said you hated the Beatles. People aren't

1148
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: subject to change. Why are you so fucking evil? You conniding,

1149
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: fucking White.

1150
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 3: Chrumb Country one Tricks Point Never sugar Storm, Trent, just.

1151
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: A bunch of noise classes.

1152
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 3: From Maternal Sunshine and This Spotless Mind. John Byron, Joe Biden,

1153
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 3: John Byron.

1154
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: The worst thing I ever did was somebody I broke

1155
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: up with soon after. I got them the soundtrack to

1156
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Line because it's their favorite movie.

1157
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, this would be such a cute

1158
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: gift to give them, and I gave it to them

1159
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I felt so evil, but

1160
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: they were happy.

1161
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 3: That's behavior.

1162
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't talk with me.

1163
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 3: That is toxic positivity. Uh, Starfall Salem, that's my media.

1164
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh my media is oblivious by Aztec camera And we

1165
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: could send letters that one. That whole album is awesome. Yeah, guys,

1166
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, life is. Life's so amazing when you

1167
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: are me and I could see how if you were true,

1168
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: it'd be really hard.

1169
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 2: Fuck you.

1170
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 3: Have you heard the new Jojo Seaweed track.

1171
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: There's pretty fucking way she has music.

1172
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.

1173
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm done. I'm fucking done. I'm not not talking

1174
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: any more.

1175
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 3: Fuck you guys, Like, seriously, Okay, what's your media?

1176
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

1177
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: Every time he asked me, he SAIDs porn.

1178
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 2: No, I've only said that joke once and now I'm

1179
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 2: known for it because it's so funny. All right, my media,

1180
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: all right, my media this week is porn.

1181
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 3: Oh, my fucking god.

1182
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 2: Okay, No, my media is actually Homecoming by the Teenagers.

1183
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 2: That song have you guys heard?

1184
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: That song isn't new or old, it's old as fuck.

1185
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: It's see You know what's crazy is I've always been

1186
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: an absolute piece of shit fuck face, and I'm always

1187
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: like I only want to hear old music. And now

1188
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: when I see a song is from two thousand and eight,

1189
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's old enough. I can like tap into that,

1190
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: which is so fucking scary.

1191
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1192
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 3: My cutoffs like twenty sixteen.

1193
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 2: Was that it was what it the song Oh oh,

1194
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 2: I could do more? Ditto by New Jeanes, and then

1195
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 2: Mario's Kafe by Saint Etien.

1196
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: Ohs and shirt No. I have a really good say.

1197
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: I haven't warned because it's like humongous it would fit me.

1198
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: But she won't let me wear it.

1199
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: No, it's it's like it's literally a dress.

1200
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: What were you saying the other day? Guy, You're like

1201
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: that moment like shifted everything.

1202
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the humongous You remember that video of like

1203
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 2: the humongous guy?

1204
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 3: Are you hitting me? And yeah?

1205
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: You remember that?

1206
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: What is that?

1207
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 2: It was like this guy that was like, I forget

1208
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 2: what it was.

1209
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: It was like a presidential debate. It was no, it

1210
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 3: was a presidential debate. And he's They asked him his

1211
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 3: name and he was like Hugh Mungas.

1212
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was telling you that that was the

1213
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: beginning of the culture war.

1214
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that shifted everything.

1215
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: That was the first shot fire.

1216
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 3: Red versus Blue.

1217
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to leave the house right now and

1218
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: go get new slippers because look at the bottom of this.

1219
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 3: Oh gross Red versus Blue Civil War to come to

1220
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 3: with me to Texas to stop the people from coming in?

1221
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?

1222
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 3: Sorry? That was near orlan.

1223
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you guys for watching. I hope

1224
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: something bad.

1225
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: Happens that I just love. Fuck you want to up?

1226
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: If I said that something bad happened to somebody, their

1227
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: brain would naturally connect those two events. And literally hate

1228
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: me for the rest of their life.

1229
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 5: Model why model why

1230
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 2: M