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Speaker 1: Jebels second day. You know a date has ended well
Speaker 1: when you wake up the next morning naked, not knowing
Speaker 1: what happened, and you're alone. It's Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Billy is
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update today.
Speaker 1: He wants us to call a girl named Dana, and
Speaker 1: apparently that's how he woke up after their date, naked
Speaker 1: and alone and maybe a little bit afraid. I'm not sure, Billy,
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Good? Man? How good? So your
Speaker 1: email said that you met a girl out and you
Speaker 1: hooked up and then the next morning she was just gone, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it was a rough one. Tell me a little bit
Speaker 1: about it, all right. So I was out with my
Speaker 1: buddies at this like country and Western bar. So we're
Speaker 1: having a good time company drinking, and across the bar
Speaker 1: there is table of girls and we're evenly numbers. So
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, let's you know, maybe you start talking
Speaker 1: to those girls and like through like the crowd, I
Speaker 1: see make eye contact with this girl in particular at
Speaker 1: this table, and we just I felt like a connection
Speaker 1: right away. So I grabbed a trade of drinks and
Speaker 1: uh brought them over to the table. Pay for the
Speaker 1: drinks or did you like grab them from an employee
Speaker 1: was walking by? Drink there's a server walking by. You
Speaker 1: just grabbed the drinks and bring it to the table.
Speaker 1: What should be a smart way to do it there? Oh? No, man,
Speaker 1: no order. I ordered to ride a drinks and they
Speaker 1: gave us a trade to bring it over on Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I dropped it at the table. There's an awesome move,
Speaker 1: I think, Like I was like, ladies, drinks are on us,
Speaker 1: And how drunk were you at this point? I wasn't
Speaker 1: that bad yet, like drunk enough to have the compliments
Speaker 1: to go over Like I probably have like three drinks
Speaker 1: at this point. I wasn't not that bad yet, But
Speaker 1: I h everyone was in a good move. Like our
Speaker 1: groups kind of like messed together really well, and then
Speaker 1: like we just kind of kept it going from there. No,
Speaker 1: things got pretty crazy. We kept drinking and I did
Speaker 1: a lot of damage there, you know, like we're like dancing.
Speaker 1: Everything was really fun. I got her number. There were
Speaker 1: you guys like making out on the dance floor in
Speaker 1: front of everybody the whole time. Yeah, we were absolutely
Speaker 1: We're all over the place, just making out on the
Speaker 1: dance floor, on the pool table. Somehow you got up
Speaker 1: on top of a light and you guys were going
Speaker 1: at it. One of those type of evenings. That's that's
Speaker 1: that like you know, like we're like you're dancing but
Speaker 1: also making out, like knocking into other people, like other
Speaker 1: people were kind of annoying. I think I think we've
Speaker 1: all been there. Yeah, man, it was fun. It was fun. Though.
Speaker 1: When did you ask her to go back to your place?
Speaker 1: I don't really know, Like we just we just kind
Speaker 1: of like decided, like, oh, you know, it was a
Speaker 1: little hazy at that point. I'm not sure. I remember
Speaker 1: meeting your girl and her friends. I remember making out
Speaker 1: on the dance floor and bumping into people and then
Speaker 1: getting mad, and then I remember waking up naked alone.
Speaker 1: So tell us about the wake up. So okay, sir,
Speaker 1: oh man, I woke up next day fully naked, and
Speaker 1: I woke up to my front door closing. Oh so
Speaker 1: you woke up as she was leaving. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't get a sake good bye to her. I just
Speaker 1: like it was the noise, like the door opening and
Speaker 1: closing was like what woke me up? Okay? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm naked, my head is pounding, and I look all
Speaker 1: over my places empty beer bottles. We clearly came home
Speaker 1: and drank more, which is crazy, and I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I all, I know, I felt horrible, like body wise,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the happened last night? Idea?
Speaker 1: But yeah, like that's how the whole thing ended, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to continue. Like talking to Scrols, I really
Speaker 1: liked her, so did I asked, what did you really
Speaker 1: like about her? Because I mean, we've all had the
Speaker 1: drunk hook up, random whatever, But how much did you
Speaker 1: actually get to know her? Well? I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: not as well as you can, I guess in a
Speaker 1: few hours in the bar, but just she was really
Speaker 1: cute and she was laughing about she really good sense
Speaker 1: of humor, and there's something immediately like just immediate physical attraction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we hit it off, so let's call her lost.
Speaker 1: A couple of voicemails, uh, and then tactic nothing like
Speaker 1: over the top praise. He but just asking like, hey,
Speaker 1: what happened last night? And you know, do you remember?
Speaker 1: Do you remember last night? Because I don't. Oh god,
Speaker 1: do you think it's possible that she's embarrassed either by
Speaker 1: the hookup or something else she did that night? I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's what I want to know. I want
Speaker 1: to know, like she have a boyfriend, you know, like
Speaker 1: she just totally regret the whole thing that you know,
Speaker 1: did I did she cut? Like, I don't don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you don't have any recollection of
Speaker 1: getting back to your place and doing anything. You just
Speaker 1: woke up when she was leaving. Yeah, exactly, all right,
Speaker 1: So maybe that's it. Maybe she would Maybe she doesn't remember.
Speaker 1: She like rolled over. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. Oh man, I hope
Speaker 1: that that's kind of a bummer. Yeah it is, all right.
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, dude, thanks man, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Yeah, man, all right, I'm interested to find
Speaker 1: out what happened. Hang on it frooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Let's start the second part of Today's second date update
Speaker 1: talking about the things that we know, which is not
Speaker 1: much because Billy is on the phone and he wants
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Dana. All he really remembers
Speaker 1: about the evening is meeting Dana at the bar, drinking
Speaker 1: a lot, and then waking up in the morning to
Speaker 1: the sound of his door closing and a headache, naked,
Speaker 1: wondering what happens. Yeah, and now she won't call him back. Billy,
Speaker 1: are you about ready to give Dana a call and
Speaker 1: see if we can figure out what happened with your evening? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: let's do this. I just want to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: You know, I forgot to ask you. Was there any
Speaker 1: indication that she actually wanted to see you again? I
Speaker 1: mean maybe she was just looking for a one night
Speaker 1: hook up, you know what. That's totally possible, and we
Speaker 1: could have even had that discussion. I just don't recall it.
Speaker 1: Did they actually? Who knows? They could have sat down
Speaker 1: for two hours and discussed the whole thing. I've been like,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is gonna be a one night thing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave in the morning. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: naked and have a headache, don't ever text me and
Speaker 1: then you blew it Billy by texting her to try
Speaker 1: and get ahold of her. All right, I'm gonna doual
Speaker 1: the phone of her right now. See, we'n get on
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, thanks man, here we go. Hello, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Dana please speaking? This is Jebil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. How are you what?
Speaker 1: This is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning,
Speaker 1: the radio show. I'm sorry to give them one number?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Is this two six zero one zero? Yeah? Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the data that I want to be calling. Are
Speaker 1: you busy right now? Hold on? What's this about? Well?
Speaker 1: My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show that's called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. It's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then you don't call them
Speaker 1: back after that date, they email us to see if
Speaker 1: we can get you on the phone and ask why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back? And somebody emailed us about you.
Speaker 1: Who his name is? Billy? You guys didn't really have
Speaker 1: so much of a date as you hooked up one
Speaker 1: night and he's been trying to get a hold of you. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you remember meeting Billy? Yeah? I remember meeting him. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: he's wondering why you're not calling him back. He talked
Speaker 1: to us and he told us all about meeting you
Speaker 1: and how much he thought you guys hit it off,
Speaker 1: and he's curious to find out, you know, if he
Speaker 1: did something wrong or did he tell you guys about
Speaker 1: what happened that night. Well, I don't want to blow
Speaker 1: him up too much, but he said the details are
Speaker 1: a little bit hazy because you guys were drinking a lot,
Speaker 1: but he remembers meeting you, dancing, kind of making out,
Speaker 1: and then waking up in the morning and you were leaving.
Speaker 1: There was definitely a little bit that went on in
Speaker 1: between those events. Do you mind talking to us for
Speaker 1: a minute and telling us what that is. Let's just
Speaker 1: say that it was one of the more traumatic things
Speaker 1: that's happened to me in my romantic life. WHOA, it
Speaker 1: was traumatic? Yeah? What did he do? That was traumatic? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel uncomfortable even hang it out loud again because
Speaker 1: it was easily the worst night I've ever had in
Speaker 1: my entire life. Was he that bad in bed kindness.
Speaker 1: All right, now, I'm really curious because he doesn't he
Speaker 1: doesn't remember anything. Well good for him, because I will
Speaker 1: never ever forget it. But say, yeah, you stay the night,
Speaker 1: like it couldn't have been that horrible. What happened? Well,
Speaker 1: I stay the night because I was too drunk to
Speaker 1: do anything. So if you were less drunk, you would
Speaker 1: have left in the middle of it. Or I don't
Speaker 1: know what, So what can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 1: He wants to know. He's willing to hear whatever it
Speaker 1: is you have to say. So, um, the lights are
Speaker 1: off and you know, we're not wearing any clothes, and
Speaker 1: it's like all about to go down for us, and
Speaker 1: you know, and I felt this like weird kind of
Speaker 1: like wet thing, kind of like roll down my spine,
Speaker 1: roll down your what like the back of my spine. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, maybe wedding or I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm sweating and don't know it or yea, like something
Speaker 1: going on that I don't know about. And so he
Speaker 1: immediately like pulls away from me, and I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: going on? And he goes my tooth fell out. He
Speaker 1: lost his tooth down your back? Where the god what
Speaker 1: did you say? At that point, I was like, are
Speaker 1: you kidding? But he's like, I just went to the
Speaker 1: dentist and they were wiggling around with my tooth. My
Speaker 1: I just got an implant. He was like, so it
Speaker 1: must have just fallen out. So it was a fake tooth.
Speaker 1: It didn't get knocked out. It just fell out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't real. It was like an implant. But I
Speaker 1: guess like didn't work out. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean like I was like absolutely shocked, like stopped
Speaker 1: in my track. Yeah, when you're making out with somebody out, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be shocking, right. So like he immediately
Speaker 1: like turns the lights on and he's like, can you
Speaker 1: help me find it? Can you help me put it
Speaker 1: back in? Wait? Okay, were you guys naked at this
Speaker 1: point searching for his tooth. Yes. So we looked like
Speaker 1: all over the place, We looked through the sheets, he
Speaker 1: looked like under his bed, and about actually like ten minutes,
Speaker 1: we sounded and I gave it to him and he
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'll put it in myself. And
Speaker 1: I was like great, yeah, okay, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I need to go to the bathroom because I like
Speaker 1: literally had the willies, Like I had to like, well,
Speaker 1: you just had a somebody's tooth fall out and roll
Speaker 1: down your back. I think that would girls anybody out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like disgusted, right, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: come out like ready to be like okay, dude, like
Speaker 1: let's cool it. And he was totally passed out asleep. Dana,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say, I understand why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back. Well, I had perchance to support
Speaker 1: because it was absolutely disgusting. Okay. Yeah, well Dana, I
Speaker 1: should let you know right now that Billy is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey Dana, I'm what man, Oh my god. Really,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I had no idea you were
Speaker 1: on the line. Well, I mean, it's it's cool. I'm
Speaker 1: like mortified that happen. I'm super embarrassing, Like I I
Speaker 1: really I don't remember it. I am I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: it happened, Like no one should have to go through that.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you you have to admit it's kind
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny, right, Um. You know, Billy, like
Speaker 1: I understand that you probably think that's funny. But I
Speaker 1: was absolutely discussed, like I thought I was gonna actually
Speaker 1: throw out at your house, and not from the alcohol.
Speaker 1: I was gonna throw up because your tooth fell out
Speaker 1: and rolled down my back. To be totally honest, like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually kind of relieved to hear like that's
Speaker 1: just that's what it is, because I would have been
Speaker 1: like way more mortified if like I had puked on
Speaker 1: you or something like that. I mean, it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just it's a tooth. It's a fake tooth. It
Speaker 1: fell out. It's it's funny, you know, one to see
Speaker 1: something that you can never unsee. It's just not going
Speaker 1: to work out. Oh you had to give me a
Speaker 1: second chance. It's such like it's such a freak accident
Speaker 1: and it's nothing that's serious. A freak accident. Your tooth
Speaker 1: rolled down my spine. That's a that's definition of a
Speaker 1: freak accident. Oh god, that's a quote I've never thought
Speaker 1: i'd hear before. Think about that. That's like a connection
Speaker 1: that we'd have. You know, that's like a funny story.
Speaker 1: What if what if I pay for it? We'll pay
Speaker 1: for you guys to go on a second date. Honestly,
Speaker 1: you're nice enough, but like not all the money in
Speaker 1: the world won't unsee that from my brain. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you need money for counseling instead of a second date. Yea,
Speaker 1: because I have a fake tooth. That's the reason that
Speaker 1: seems a little shallow. You know, I think you're reading
Speaker 1: into it wrong. Beally, she's not turned off by the
Speaker 1: fake tooth. It's the fact that your fake tooth dribbled
Speaker 1: down her back before you were about to make love.
Speaker 1: But be honest, you can't wait to go tell your
Speaker 1: buddies this story. Yeah, if that happened to me, I
Speaker 1: would be doing the same thing. I'd be on the
Speaker 1: phone to everybody, like, dude, you gotta go on and
Speaker 1: move a nine to five. Listen to the podcast totally too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I toothed the girl. It's a broken jupil in the morning.