WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: “Weird and Wet Thing”

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<v Speaker 1>Jebels second day. You know a date has ended well

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<v Speaker 1>when you wake up the next morning naked, not knowing

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<v Speaker 1>what happened, and you're alone. It's Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Billy is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone to do a second date update today.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants us to call a girl named Dana, and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently that's how he woke up after their date, naked

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<v Speaker 1>and alone and maybe a little bit afraid. I'm not sure, Billy,

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? Good? Man? How good? So your

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<v Speaker 1>email said that you met a girl out and you

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<v Speaker 1>hooked up and then the next morning she was just gone, Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a rough one. Tell me a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about it, all right. So I was out with my

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<v Speaker 1>buddies at this like country and Western bar. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time company drinking, and across the bar

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<v Speaker 1>there is table of girls and we're evenly numbers. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, okay, let's you know, maybe you start talking

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<v Speaker 1>to those girls and like through like the crowd, I

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<v Speaker 1>see make eye contact with this girl in particular at

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<v Speaker 1>this table, and we just I felt like a connection

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<v Speaker 1>right away. So I grabbed a trade of drinks and

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<v Speaker 1>uh brought them over to the table. Pay for the

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<v Speaker 1>drinks or did you like grab them from an employee

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<v Speaker 1>was walking by? Drink there's a server walking by. You

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<v Speaker 1>just grabbed the drinks and bring it to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>What should be a smart way to do it there? Oh? No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>no order. I ordered to ride a drinks and they

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<v Speaker 1>gave us a trade to bring it over on Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped it at the table. There's an awesome move,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Like I was like, ladies, drinks are on us,

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<v Speaker 1>And how drunk were you at this point? I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>that bad yet, like drunk enough to have the compliments

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<v Speaker 1>to go over Like I probably have like three drinks

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. I wasn't not that bad yet, But

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<v Speaker 1>I h everyone was in a good move. Like our

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<v Speaker 1>groups kind of like messed together really well, and then

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<v Speaker 1>like we just kind of kept it going from there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>things got pretty crazy. We kept drinking and I did

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of damage there, you know, like we're like dancing.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was really fun. I got her number. There were

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<v Speaker 1>you guys like making out on the dance floor in

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<v Speaker 1>front of everybody the whole time. Yeah, we were absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>We're all over the place, just making out on the

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<v Speaker 1>dance floor, on the pool table. Somehow you got up

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<v Speaker 1>on top of a light and you guys were going

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<v Speaker 1>at it. One of those type of evenings. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>that like you know, like we're like you're dancing but

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<v Speaker 1>also making out, like knocking into other people, like other

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<v Speaker 1>people were kind of annoying. I think I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>all been there. Yeah, man, it was fun. It was fun. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>When did you ask her to go back to your place?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know, Like we just we just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like decided, like, oh, you know, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>little hazy at that point. I'm not sure. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>meeting your girl and her friends. I remember making out

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<v Speaker 1>on the dance floor and bumping into people and then

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<v Speaker 1>getting mad, and then I remember waking up naked alone.

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us about the wake up. So okay, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, I woke up next day fully naked, and

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up to my front door closing. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>you woke up as she was leaving. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get a sake good bye to her. I just

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<v Speaker 1>like it was the noise, like the door opening and

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<v Speaker 1>closing was like what woke me up? Okay? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm naked, my head is pounding, and I look all

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<v Speaker 1>over my places empty beer bottles. We clearly came home

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<v Speaker 1>and drank more, which is crazy, and I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I all, I know, I felt horrible, like body wise,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what the happened last night? Idea?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, like that's how the whole thing ended, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to continue. Like talking to Scrols, I really

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<v Speaker 1>liked her, so did I asked, what did you really

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<v Speaker 1>like about her? Because I mean, we've all had the

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<v Speaker 1>drunk hook up, random whatever, But how much did you

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<v Speaker 1>actually get to know her? Well? I think, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not as well as you can, I guess in a

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<v Speaker 1>few hours in the bar, but just she was really

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<v Speaker 1>cute and she was laughing about she really good sense

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<v Speaker 1>of humor, and there's something immediately like just immediate physical attraction. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we hit it off, so let's call her lost.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of voicemails, uh, and then tactic nothing like

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<v Speaker 1>over the top praise. He but just asking like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened last night? And you know, do you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember last night? Because I don't. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think it's possible that she's embarrassed either by

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<v Speaker 1>the hookup or something else she did that night? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. That's what I want to know. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know, like she have a boyfriend, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>she just totally regret the whole thing that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>did I did she cut? Like, I don't don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you don't have any recollection of

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to your place and doing anything. You just

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<v Speaker 1>woke up when she was leaving. Yeah, exactly, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe that's it. Maybe she would Maybe she doesn't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>She like rolled over. I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get out of here. Oh man, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>that that's kind of a bummer. Yeah it is, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, dude, thanks man, I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. Yeah, man, all right, I'm interested to find

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened. Hang on it frooking jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start the second part of Today's second date update

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the things that we know, which is not

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<v Speaker 1>much because Billy is on the phone and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to call a girl named Dana. All he really remembers

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<v Speaker 1>about the evening is meeting Dana at the bar, drinking

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, and then waking up in the morning to

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<v Speaker 1>the sound of his door closing and a headache, naked,

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<v Speaker 1>wondering what happens. Yeah, and now she won't call him back. Billy,

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<v Speaker 1>are you about ready to give Dana a call and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can figure out what happened with your evening? Yeah? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. I just want to know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I forgot to ask you. Was there any

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<v Speaker 1>indication that she actually wanted to see you again? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean maybe she was just looking for a one night

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<v Speaker 1>hook up, you know what. That's totally possible, and we

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<v Speaker 1>could have even had that discussion. I just don't recall it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they actually? Who knows? They could have sat down

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours and discussed the whole thing. I've been like,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the deal. This is gonna be a one night thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to leave in the morning. You're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>naked and have a headache, don't ever text me and

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<v Speaker 1>then you blew it Billy by texting her to try

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<v Speaker 1>and get ahold of her. All right, I'm gonna doual

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<v Speaker 1>the phone of her right now. See, we'n get on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Okay, thanks man, here we go. Hello, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Dana please speaking? This is Jebil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. How are you what?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show. I'm sorry to give them one number?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Is this two six zero one zero? Yeah? Then, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the data that I want to be calling. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you busy right now? Hold on? What's this about? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show that's called the

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update. It's where if you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody and then you don't call them

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<v Speaker 1>back after that date, they email us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get you on the phone and ask why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back? And somebody emailed us about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Who his name is? Billy? You guys didn't really have

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<v Speaker 1>so much of a date as you hooked up one

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<v Speaker 1>night and he's been trying to get a hold of you. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you remember meeting Billy? Yeah? I remember meeting him. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's wondering why you're not calling him back. He talked

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<v Speaker 1>to us and he told us all about meeting you

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<v Speaker 1>and how much he thought you guys hit it off,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's curious to find out, you know, if he

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<v Speaker 1>did something wrong or did he tell you guys about

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<v Speaker 1>what happened that night. Well, I don't want to blow

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<v Speaker 1>him up too much, but he said the details are

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit hazy because you guys were drinking a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but he remembers meeting you, dancing, kind of making out,

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<v Speaker 1>and then waking up in the morning and you were leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>There was definitely a little bit that went on in

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<v Speaker 1>between those events. Do you mind talking to us for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute and telling us what that is. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>say that it was one of the more traumatic things

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<v Speaker 1>that's happened to me in my romantic life. WHOA, it

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<v Speaker 1>was traumatic? Yeah? What did he do? That was traumatic? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel uncomfortable even hang it out loud again because

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<v Speaker 1>it was easily the worst night I've ever had in

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. Was he that bad in bed kindness.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, I'm really curious because he doesn't he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't remember anything. Well good for him, because I will

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<v Speaker 1>never ever forget it. But say, yeah, you stay the night,

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<v Speaker 1>like it couldn't have been that horrible. What happened? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I stay the night because I was too drunk to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. So if you were less drunk, you would

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<v Speaker 1>have left in the middle of it. Or I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what, So what can you tell us what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to know. He's willing to hear whatever it

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<v Speaker 1>is you have to say. So, um, the lights are

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<v Speaker 1>off and you know, we're not wearing any clothes, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like all about to go down for us, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and I felt this like weird kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like wet thing, kind of like roll down my spine,

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<v Speaker 1>roll down your what like the back of my spine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, maybe wedding or I don't know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sweating and don't know it or yea, like something

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<v Speaker 1>going on that I don't know about. And so he

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<v Speaker 1>immediately like pulls away from me, and I'm like, what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? And he goes my tooth fell out. He

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<v Speaker 1>lost his tooth down your back? Where the god what

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<v Speaker 1>did you say? At that point, I was like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding? But he's like, I just went to the

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<v Speaker 1>dentist and they were wiggling around with my tooth. My

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<v Speaker 1>I just got an implant. He was like, so it

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<v Speaker 1>must have just fallen out. So it was a fake tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't get knocked out. It just fell out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't real. It was like an implant. But I

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<v Speaker 1>guess like didn't work out. And so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like I was like absolutely shocked, like stopped

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<v Speaker 1>in my track. Yeah, when you're making out with somebody out, yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's gonna be shocking, right. So like he immediately

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<v Speaker 1>like turns the lights on and he's like, can you

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<v Speaker 1>help me find it? Can you help me put it

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<v Speaker 1>back in? Wait? Okay, were you guys naked at this

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<v Speaker 1>point searching for his tooth. Yes. So we looked like

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place, We looked through the sheets, he

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<v Speaker 1>looked like under his bed, and about actually like ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>we sounded and I gave it to him and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, I'll put it in myself. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like great, yeah, okay, and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to go to the bathroom because I like

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<v Speaker 1>literally had the willies, Like I had to like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you just had a somebody's tooth fall out and roll

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<v Speaker 1>down your back. I think that would girls anybody out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like disgusted, right, and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come out like ready to be like okay, dude, like

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<v Speaker 1>let's cool it. And he was totally passed out asleep. Dana,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go ahead and say, I understand why you're

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back. Well, I had perchance to support

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<v Speaker 1>because it was absolutely disgusting. Okay. Yeah, well Dana, I

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<v Speaker 1>should let you know right now that Billy is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Hey Dana, I'm what man, Oh my god. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I am so sorry. I had no idea you were

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. Well, I mean, it's it's cool. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like mortified that happen. I'm super embarrassing, Like I I

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<v Speaker 1>really I don't remember it. I am I'm sorry that

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<v Speaker 1>it happened, Like no one should have to go through that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, you you have to admit it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of funny, right, Um. You know, Billy, like

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that you probably think that's funny. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was absolutely discussed, like I thought I was gonna actually

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<v Speaker 1>throw out at your house, and not from the alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna throw up because your tooth fell out

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<v Speaker 1>and rolled down my back. To be totally honest, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm actually kind of relieved to hear like that's

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<v Speaker 1>just that's what it is, because I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>like way more mortified if like I had puked on

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<v Speaker 1>you or something like that. I mean, it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just it's a tooth. It's a fake tooth. It

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<v Speaker 1>fell out. It's it's funny, you know, one to see

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<v Speaker 1>something that you can never unsee. It's just not going

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<v Speaker 1>to work out. Oh you had to give me a

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<v Speaker 1>second chance. It's such like it's such a freak accident

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<v Speaker 1>and it's nothing that's serious. A freak accident. Your tooth

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<v Speaker 1>rolled down my spine. That's a that's definition of a

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<v Speaker 1>freak accident. Oh god, that's a quote I've never thought

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<v Speaker 1>i'd hear before. Think about that. That's like a connection

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<v Speaker 1>that we'd have. You know, that's like a funny story.

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<v Speaker 1>What if what if I pay for it? We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for you guys to go on a second date. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>you're nice enough, but like not all the money in

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<v Speaker 1>the world won't unsee that from my brain. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you need money for counseling instead of a second date. Yea,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have a fake tooth. That's the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>seems a little shallow. You know, I think you're reading

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<v Speaker 1>into it wrong. Beally, she's not turned off by the

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<v Speaker 1>fake tooth. It's the fact that your fake tooth dribbled

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<v Speaker 1>down her back before you were about to make love.

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<v Speaker 1>But be honest, you can't wait to go tell your

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<v Speaker 1>buddies this story. Yeah, if that happened to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>would be doing the same thing. I'd be on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to everybody, like, dude, you gotta go on and

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<v Speaker 1>move a nine to five. Listen to the podcast totally too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I toothed the girl. It's a broken jupil in the morning.