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Speaker 1: Jubal's Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dig little secret.

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Speaker 1: I do. Yeah. At my office, I bring in my

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Speaker 1: breakfast every morning. It's usually a yogurt, and I put

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Speaker 1: in the fridge because I get to work at like

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Speaker 1: seven point thirty in the morning, so I don't like

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Speaker 1: to eat that early. But there have been a few

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Speaker 1: cases where I go into the fridge and my yogurt

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Speaker 1: is just gone. And I don't write my name on

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Speaker 1: it or anything. But you know, people put like their

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Speaker 1: stuff in piles, so people should just like respect that

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Speaker 1: it's not theirs.

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Speaker 2: Respect the pile, right, you know.

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Speaker 1: And there was another person in another department that hinted

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Speaker 1: to me that they knew who was taking my yogurts.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want any like offers confrontation like that,

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Speaker 1: so I am not bringing my yogurt into the bridge anymore.

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Speaker 1: But I thought i'd get her back a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I had a ghost chili that I had gotten from

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Speaker 1: the Carolinas, and I chopped it up and it just

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Speaker 1: happened to make its way into her salad one.

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Speaker 2: Day, ghost pepper into her salad. Did you watch her

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Speaker 2: eat it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, cheers. I didn't see her eat it, but

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Speaker 1: I definitely heard her eat it from way down in

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Speaker 1: my cubicle. Yeah. She was definitely screaming bloody murder and

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Speaker 1: she ended up having to go to the hospital. Apparently

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Speaker 1: she's really some sit of despice and she felt like

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Speaker 1: she was on fire. She didn't understand why she was

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Speaker 1: catching on fire at the time. And while I did

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Speaker 1: show concerns in the moment, because I wasn't trying to

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Speaker 1: like really like hurt her like that, I didn't actually

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Speaker 1: tell anybody that it was me.

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Speaker 2: You giggled to yourself and was like, feel better, diecret. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us, you turkey the little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, guys, thank you for having me on.

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Speaker 2: Don't till his yogurt?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.