Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday and
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday, and it's gonna be a doozy. Now,
Speaker 1: on top of all the questions you have, and you
Speaker 1: have a bunch of angry questions about the New York's thing.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, I'm just gonna address that really quickly. Again,
Speaker 1: just like last night, I'm not doing an entire show
Speaker 1: on something you knew was coming that We've done multiple
Speaker 1: shows on what do you want me to say? I'm mad,
Speaker 1: You're mad. It sucks. But I will address all this
Speaker 1: in the beginning and then we'll get to some fun questions.
Speaker 1: But we have heavy questions. We have heavy headlines. People
Speaker 1: want to know. They're all kinds of headlines out there.
Speaker 1: Why why is there so much celebration of the shooter
Speaker 1: from Nashville. I'm going to talk about that. Jijin Ping
Speaker 1: says China is ready for war. The conservatives, the right
Speaker 1: is making fun of Nancy Pelosi for not knowing the Constitution,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to make fun of the right for that.
Speaker 1: We have questions about ordering takeout food. We have so
Speaker 1: much to talk about tonight on the Jesse Kelly's Show.
Speaker 1: Let's knock a few of these more serious ones out first.
Speaker 1: I mean, there'll be serious ones throughout, but let's get
Speaker 1: these out of the way first. First, Jesse, it's my
Speaker 1: understanding that George Soros has been banned from entering or
Speaker 1: living again in some countries. Can we do the same thing.
Speaker 1: Is that something America can do? Or is that something
Speaker 1: or is that not something our constitution or the people
Speaker 1: will back. If it's something we can do, why is
Speaker 1: it we have not acted on it all these years?
Speaker 1: Keep up the great work. Okay, Well, one, let's understand
Speaker 1: one thing clearly, very very very clearly, America can do
Speaker 1: whatever it wants, whatever it wants. And you reference the Constitution.
Speaker 1: And let me be clear about this. I love the Constitution.
Speaker 1: You love the Constitution. I'm glad you know it, but
Speaker 1: please stop thinking about that document as something that is
Speaker 1: going to protect you, as something that frankly matters at
Speaker 1: all anymore. I don't take any pleasure in saying that
Speaker 1: at all, but it's true. You know. Let's get right
Speaker 1: into this Nancy Pelosi thing. Here's a headline from Fox News,
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi roasted over I'll come back to soils. Believe me,
Speaker 1: it's all on the same lines. Nancy Pelosi roasted over
Speaker 1: trump indictment tweet saying he has a right to prove
Speaker 1: his innocence at trial, and everyone's dump on that saying
Speaker 1: that's not constitutional. What are you talking about? That's not
Speaker 1: the law? You know what I think when I hear that,
Speaker 1: it honestly, it makes me laugh, it makes me cry,
Speaker 1: it makes me cringe, And not on Nancy Pelosi's behalf.
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi's out there speaking about power. She's out there
Speaker 1: speaking about reality. We got our communists DA in New
Speaker 1: York City to arrest your guy. He can try to
Speaker 1: prove his innocence at trial. And the rights, the right
Speaker 1: that is always seems to be twenty thirty years behind
Speaker 1: the communists has once again lamely rolled up. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: so stupid. That's not it, That's not constitutional. Do you
Speaker 1: think do you think Nancy Pelosi cares what's constitutional? Do
Speaker 1: you think Alvin Bragg cares what's constitutional? I am glad
Speaker 1: that you have of your pocket Constitution. I actually, I
Speaker 1: really am. It is a wonderful document. I'm not disrespecting it.
Speaker 1: I'm disrespecting people who still think it matters at all.
Speaker 1: Take your pocket Constitution down to the New York City
Speaker 1: DA's office in hand at Alvin Bragg so you can
Speaker 1: watch and wipe as rear end with it. Your Constitution,
Speaker 1: the Constitution itself. Yes, it is supposed to be the
Speaker 1: law of the land. Yes, it's a wonderful document making
Speaker 1: sure the government is limited. Yes. Yeah, all those things
Speaker 1: are one hundred percent true. The Constitution, we all must understand,
Speaker 1: is simply a contract, and many people who lead the nation,
Speaker 1: if not all of them, have opted out of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: when all the powerful people opt out of it, why
Speaker 1: do we still bring up the Constitution anymore? Why are
Speaker 1: we thinking about? Why are we even dreaming about limiting
Speaker 1: ourselves with the Constitution anymore? So let's go back to
Speaker 1: your question. By the way, Chris, I want you to
Speaker 1: dig some up for me. I'm sorry I forgot to
Speaker 1: do it. This would have helped me made my point
Speaker 1: if I knew, and I was going to go off
Speaker 1: on this at the beginning of the show. Recently, it
Speaker 1: might have been this week or last week. One of
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's nominees for one of the high courts didn't
Speaker 1: know what Article five was in the Constitution. Dig that
Speaker 1: out for me if you wouldn't mind, really fast anyway,
Speaker 1: back to my point. So, when we think about things
Speaker 1: like deporting George Soros, and let's go off on that
Speaker 1: for just a moment, George Soros was not born here.
Speaker 1: George Soros is a foreign born billionaire who not only
Speaker 1: has spent billions of dollars creating civil unrest within the
Speaker 1: borders of the United States of America, he brags about it.
Speaker 1: He pens articles in The New York Times. He sits
Speaker 1: down for television interviews, not only bragging about what he did,
Speaker 1: exclaim it in pro claiming that he intends to do
Speaker 1: it again and again and again. And it's one of
Speaker 1: those things. You know how I played that cut last night.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to play it again here, but you
Speaker 1: remember how I played that cut last night of Defense
Speaker 1: Secretary Austin saying he has no regrets about the pool
Speaker 1: out of Afghanistan. And what did I say about it?
Speaker 1: I said, it sounds small, not that it's not a
Speaker 1: big deal, but it sounds small. But it's a great
Speaker 1: indicator of how much trouble we are actually in It's
Speaker 1: a great indicator how much trouble this nation is in
Speaker 1: that George Soros hasn't been purged from these shores. You've
Speaker 1: heard me say it before if you've listened to this
Speaker 1: show for a long time, but I'll say it again.
Speaker 1: No nation, no significant nation and the history of mankind,
Speaker 1: would allow a foreign born, rich guy to not only
Speaker 1: spend a fortune to create unrest in their cities to
Speaker 1: brag about it. All of them would have handled the problem.
Speaker 1: Many of the old school ones would have just killed him.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't even thought about a trial, banishment that had
Speaker 1: just gone and killed him. I'm glad we're not that
Speaker 1: kind of nation. I'm glad the world has changed. But
Speaker 1: we can't banish him. We can't banish him from our shores.
Speaker 1: We can't strip him of his citizenship, bann him from
Speaker 1: our shores and promise to imprison him when he comes back.
Speaker 1: Any serious nation that was interested in surviving would do that. Now,
Speaker 1: back to your question about the constitution. Does a constitution banners?
Speaker 1: We have got to set aside the Constitution. And I
Speaker 1: know you've never heard that on conservative radio if that's
Speaker 1: what you consider this before, But my goodness, we're worried. Welcome,
Speaker 1: we deport George store Outs as a constitutional Listen to this.
Speaker 1: This guy's getting ready to sit on one of the
Speaker 1: highest courts in the land. I don't think he's ever
Speaker 1: read the constitution. Judge on the far end, tell me
Speaker 1: what article five of the Constitution does? Article five is
Speaker 1: not coming to mind at the moment. Okay, how about
Speaker 1: Article two? Neither is article two? Okay? Do you know
Speaker 1: what purposivism is? In my twelve years as an assistant
Speaker 1: Attorney general and my nine years serving as a judge,
Speaker 1: I was not faced with that precise question. Yeah, nine
Speaker 1: years as assistant attorney general. How many twelve years it's
Speaker 1: a judge? Did she say, Chris? I think she just
Speaker 1: a twelve years as a judge? What's article five? Well?
Speaker 1: Article five of what USA today? An article five? I
Speaker 1: don't know there were articles? Okay, what about article two?
Speaker 1: Maybe you're just having a break in fart ooh article two? Gosh,
Speaker 1: how many are there? Huh? I didn't, man, I don't
Speaker 1: know about that one either. We walk into battle every
Speaker 1: day on the right, and we walk into battle with
Speaker 1: this wonderful list of rules, and it really is a
Speaker 1: great list of rules. Hey, yeah, I won't do this,
Speaker 1: and you can't do that, and we won't do this,
Speaker 1: and we won't do that. And man, we are proud
Speaker 1: of that list of rules because that list of rules
Speaker 1: has made for some great games, hasn't it. It's been
Speaker 1: fantastic for our sport overall, and it's been some great games.
Speaker 1: But we walk into battle with this list of rules
Speaker 1: every time, and they walk into battle and we present
Speaker 1: this list of rules to them here, Hey, look, these
Speaker 1: are our rules. And they look at it and say, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Those are your rules. Those are my rules,
Speaker 1: not my rules. And we say, no, no, no, that's it.
Speaker 1: It's the Constitution. And I said, that's your constitution. I've
Speaker 1: never even read it, nor do I care about it.
Speaker 1: Those are my rules. Go ahead, stick with your rules.
Speaker 1: I'll do with no rules. No, But it's not constant.
Speaker 1: We continue to come back to it as if it
Speaker 1: will save us. The Constitution ain't coming to save you.
Speaker 1: It's not George Soros to be purged from these shores.
Speaker 1: A Republican ag should have already issued an indictment for
Speaker 1: a Democrat. Yeah, you know what, Chris, I'll bring that
Speaker 1: up in a minute about the Japanese in World War Two.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of the great examples. And I'm not
Speaker 1: being hard on you who wrote in in referenced the constitution, Lady.
Speaker 1: I'm really not, or any of you who have I understand.
Speaker 1: I'm being hard on the right as whole, thinking that
Speaker 1: it's coming to save them, or thinking that we even
Speaker 1: need to ask that question. We have a foreign born
Speaker 1: billionaire causing murder in Mayhem and arresting our political friends
Speaker 1: in this country. Get him out permanently, get him out
Speaker 1: for our shores. All right, I'm not done on this yet.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep going off on this of a couple
Speaker 1: of other things that hey, we are going to get
Speaker 1: takeout food. Don't worry, We're gonna get to takeout food. Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: did you see takeout food? I didn't know. I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure if that what. I don't know all the rules, Chris. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding
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Speaker 1: Show dot com. It's gonna be such a good night.
Speaker 1: I'm already having so much fun. Remember, don't be the
Speaker 1: only one who plays by the rules. And this is
Speaker 1: what I get right, Well, Jesse I want to be.
Speaker 1: I want to be I want to be the good guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you do. That is good. What do you
Speaker 1: think makes a good guy? I'm just I'm just asking you,
Speaker 1: what do you think makes a good guy? Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. When you think about World War Two
Speaker 1: in the Pacific, would you consider the Marines the good guys?
Speaker 1: The Japanese the bad guys. It'd be pretty hard to
Speaker 1: argue anything else, I realized wark and get complicated. But
Speaker 1: given how the Japanese conducted themselves with women and children
Speaker 1: in that war and the things they did to be
Speaker 1: hard to argue the Japanese or anything but the bad
Speaker 1: guys there. Okay, So you consider the Marines the good guys.
Speaker 1: If you were a Marine and you were fighting the
Speaker 1: Japanese on those islands, you know, especially when you got
Speaker 1: closer to Japan, as you got closer and closer to
Speaker 1: the mainland, you were going to start encountering civilians. And
Speaker 1: did you know that the Marines would fairly regularly have
Speaker 1: to kill those civilians because the Japanese would use them
Speaker 1: as human shields. They'd find young mothers because they knew
Speaker 1: American values, They'd find young mothers and their babies and
Speaker 1: their children. Then they haul them into caves with them,
Speaker 1: so the Marines would be hesitant, obvious lee to be
Speaker 1: chucking grenades and stuff like that in there, and the
Speaker 1: Marines that try to go in and get them out
Speaker 1: the other one and the Marines would die, and eventually
Speaker 1: the Marines would realize, I have no choice. I've got
Speaker 1: to just kill everyone in the cave. You want to
Speaker 1: hear a marine talk about that, Remember I've told you before.
Speaker 1: The greatest documentary ever. It's virtually impossible to find. I
Speaker 1: don't own it. I watched it very blurially on YouTube
Speaker 1: one night. I don't know how to get hold of it.
Speaker 1: The BBC did it. It's called Hell in the Pacific,
Speaker 1: not the movie. I know there's a movie called Hell
Speaker 1: in the Pacific. But the BBC did a documentary, the
Speaker 1: greatest documentary I've ever seen, on the Marines and fighting
Speaker 1: in the Pacific and the Brits and fighting in the
Speaker 1: Pacific and things like that. And I believe it's at
Speaker 1: the opening of the documentary. I haven't seen it before,
Speaker 1: but a marine who's there, who was there, was sitting
Speaker 1: down being interviewed and he referenced something I don't want
Speaker 1: to put words as the mouse, but he referenced something
Speaker 1: about having to blow up women and kids in a cave.
Speaker 1: And he finishes it off by saying, if that makes
Speaker 1: you mad, I don't care. We were there, you weren't.
Speaker 1: We want to think that the good guy means we
Speaker 1: never ever, ever have to get our hands dirty. But
Speaker 1: that is so painfully naive. That is that is the
Speaker 1: result of a feminized American society, a watered down American history,
Speaker 1: unbelievably watered down. Well, but like our found even our founding.
Speaker 1: Even if you get a teacher who's outstanding, some teacher
Speaker 1: who's going to teach you history, and they'll teach you
Speaker 1: about the founding of the nation and the Declaration of
Speaker 1: Independence and the Constitution, and those things are wonderful, and
Speaker 1: you want to learn those things. But Americans, especially the right,
Speaker 1: they will grow up believing that the Constitution he gave
Speaker 1: us our freedoms. No, your freedoms were given to you
Speaker 1: by some rough man who spent his off hours drinking
Speaker 1: in a tavern. But he actually grabbed the musket and
Speaker 1: stabbed a couple of British soldiers in the face and
Speaker 1: that's the reason you're free today. That's the hard truth
Speaker 1: of it. Can we should we as a constitutional to
Speaker 1: do this? Or constitutional or do that? Do they seem
Speaker 1: stressed out about the constitution at all. That seemed like
Speaker 1: something that's holding them back. It's not. And I've got
Speaker 1: news for you. Just like those Marines fighting the Japanese, thankfully,
Speaker 1: ours as a culture war. I'm not having to actually
Speaker 1: kill anybody. Don't kill anyone, by the way, but thankfully
Speaker 1: ours is a culture war. Not that. But just like
Speaker 1: those Marines, you're gonna have to play by their rules.
Speaker 1: You are going to have to adjust how you fight
Speaker 1: to play by their rules. And the second option, if
Speaker 1: that makes you uncomfortable, is losing. No, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to throw that grenade in that cave. I'm not hurting
Speaker 1: any women and kids. That's very morally upright of you.
Speaker 1: I applaud you for it. You just killed how many
Speaker 1: of your marine buddies who have to die now trying
Speaker 1: to get them out a different way? Are you still
Speaker 1: the good guy? If I have ten Marines sitting beside
Speaker 1: me and I decide I just can't do that, and
Speaker 1: I get my ten closest friends killed in combat because
Speaker 1: I won't do that. Am I still the good guy?
Speaker 1: At what point do I stop being the good guy
Speaker 1: and start being somebody who's either naive or a coward.
Speaker 1: We've got to wake up and realize what we're dealing
Speaker 1: with here, all right now, I've got a couple more
Speaker 1: things I want to address about this ridiculous thing. We
Speaker 1: do have to address. Takeout food and someone wants to
Speaker 1: know should they leave the country and raise their kids
Speaker 1: somewhere else. I will address all these things. We also
Speaker 1: have to get into this trans shooter being lionized, being
Speaker 1: made into a saint by well, I mean by everyone,
Speaker 1: and not only that, the trans protesters. They're out there
Speaker 1: holding up seven fingers as if there were seven victims
Speaker 1: in the shooting, including the shooter in it. They're being
Speaker 1: lionized everywhere, He's MSNBC. Hundreds of people showed up today,
Speaker 1: I mean probably about fifteen hundred, maybe even the upwards
Speaker 1: of that, showing out. A lot of young people, a
Speaker 1: lot of young students skipping school, a lot of parents
Speaker 1: bringing their young kids here as well. And I talked
Speaker 1: to the organizer of today's event. She's a single mom herself,
Speaker 1: her son's about to turn five, and she said she
Speaker 1: felt mobilized to act when she saw this on Monday.
Speaker 1: She put the flyer out immediately. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you get it? Well, go soon, we have all
Speaker 1: that to get into. Hey, we got a long road
Speaker 1: to hoe now, not on the show tonight. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a fun show to hoe. I don't know
Speaker 1: that that was the way to put that, Chris, I
Speaker 1: don't Why do you hoe the road? I don't know
Speaker 1: what does that mean. It's not a whole road, it's
Speaker 1: whole a row, like a row of all hoeing a
Speaker 1: row of corn makes more sense. Wow, I've been I've
Speaker 1: been saying that wrong for forty one years. That's embarrassing. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It's still really to be Damn it
Speaker 1: turns dacks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, we
Speaker 1: gotta play more guests who on the show. Every time
Speaker 1: we play him. You know what's always bothered me about him?
Speaker 1: Though I can't get it out of my head. You're
Speaker 1: dag on, right, Chris. Canadians what now? And I like
Speaker 1: Canadians now Here's let me explain because I know we
Speaker 1: have it's our second biggest audience, believe it or not,
Speaker 1: as Canada because there are some of the most hardcore
Speaker 1: writers you've ever seen. Hard core anti communists are in
Speaker 1: Canada because their president sucks almost as bad as ours does.
Speaker 1: Or wait, is Trudeau a prime minister? I don't know,
Speaker 1: well whatever whatever those people have up there. So I
Speaker 1: love Canada. I love Canadians. The people were good. The
Speaker 1: hunting and fishing is outstandings. But you know how much
Speaker 1: time I spent up there. But it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: rock band country, does it. It seems like it shouldn't
Speaker 1: think the guests who should be American? You know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: they are American. We just decided, like Phil Collins, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what. And led Zeppelin American and Rolling Stones American.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris, focus, It is the Jesse Kelly Show today,
Speaker 1: great Orator. Are they planning to have Donald Trump to
Speaker 1: a John Gotti perp walk? This can only backfire on
Speaker 1: them all. This for a misdemeanor beyond its statute of limitations.
Speaker 1: He may have more dams and independents. His name is
Speaker 1: Rick One. Trump fans better hope he's going to get
Speaker 1: to do it perp walk. I promise you Donald Trump
Speaker 1: wants to do a purp walk. Donald Trump is a
Speaker 1: master of publicity and he's already being arrested. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want it to be quiet. He wants himself to be
Speaker 1: a martyr out there for him. If you're on team Trump,
Speaker 1: you're dying for him to be arrested and arrested on
Speaker 1: camera and I suspect, remember I predicted this for the
Speaker 1: longest time. I suspect he will get his wish because
Speaker 1: I suspect Alvin Bragg wants him to be arrested and
Speaker 1: on camera. Yes, Chris, I say, with handcuffs and everything.
Speaker 1: I guarantee Trump is already thinking about what he's going
Speaker 1: to wear in his mug shot photo. He's practiced his
Speaker 1: mug shot picture several times in the mirror. You think
Speaker 1: I'm joking, but I bet you he has because it's
Speaker 1: going to be legendary. Remember this mug shot photo Trump's
Speaker 1: going to take. It will go down in history. It
Speaker 1: will be one of the most famous photos ever. And
Speaker 1: it's coming on Tuesday. Now, let's be honest about both
Speaker 1: angles here. Let's let's deal with the Alvin Bragg angle.
Speaker 1: We'll come back with the Trump angle. And a lot
Speaker 1: of people are bringing up what this means for the primary,
Speaker 1: which kind of seems gross because the implications of this
Speaker 1: are way bigger than that. But let me just bring
Speaker 1: this up for Alvin Bragg. Okay, Alvin Bragg, be mad
Speaker 1: at him all you want, committed communist George sorospact, but
Speaker 1: Alvin Bragg, Alvin Bragg just punched his ticket to be
Speaker 1: a system approved individual. Alvin Bragg just punched his ticket
Speaker 1: to the New York governor's mansion. To a New York senator.
Speaker 1: He could be that maybe New York City mayor. That's Look,
Speaker 1: that's a really really, really, really really big deal, a
Speaker 1: really big deal. Alvin Bragg just punched his ticket not
Speaker 1: only to higher office. I don't know his family situation,
Speaker 1: but remember, the bribery that takes place at the high
Speaker 1: levels is bribery that isn't illegal, but it's obvious. And
Speaker 1: this is what I mean, Alvin Bragg. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 1: indict Trump. The entire leftist wanted to indict Trump forever. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you're arrested, and I'm arresting him on some bogus crap.
Speaker 1: But now, guess whose cousin gets into NYU with one
Speaker 1: phone call. Alvin Bragg. I don't know if he's married,
Speaker 1: but if he is, guess whose wife is about to
Speaker 1: get some offers to sit on the board of this
Speaker 1: think tank or that think tank, watching the Bragg family
Speaker 1: income go up exponentially. Again, none of these things are illegal,
Speaker 1: but this is how the bribery at high levels work
Speaker 1: at low levels. If you're in some small town somewhere
Speaker 1: like me. I live in a small town. I have
Speaker 1: no doubt there's corruption in the politics here. Now that
Speaker 1: corruption is less obvious, that's the more. That's the corruption
Speaker 1: you're thinking about. Hey, here's an envelope full of cash.
Speaker 1: I'd really love it if my construction company could get
Speaker 1: this job to repave the road. That stuff is universal,
Speaker 1: that happens everywhere, red blue everywhere. But that's more small
Speaker 1: level corruption, elite level corruption, federal government New York City.
Speaker 1: It works the way I said, and they've built it
Speaker 1: in that way, so it's not illegal. Again, Alvin Bragg
Speaker 1: isn't going to get some chest full of cash left
Speaker 1: on his back porch, at least not that I know
Speaker 1: of what you're going to see if you were to
Speaker 1: track it, and I won't just because I don't care
Speaker 1: about the guy enough. If you were to track it,
Speaker 1: you would watch the Bragg family business get a nice
Speaker 1: little boosts in the coming years. He will be He
Speaker 1: will be handsomely rewarded by the system for being a
Speaker 1: good little boy. Now as far as Trump goes, as
Speaker 1: I mentioned briefly last night and again I'm moving off
Speaker 1: of this. We're not doing not I didn't do it
Speaker 1: last time, not doing it tonight. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: You already know the deal. It's a sham. He's being
Speaker 1: indict You already knew he was being indicted. Okay, As
Speaker 1: far as Trump goes, I think people if we're gonna
Speaker 1: if we're gonna focus on the primary election aspect of it,
Speaker 1: which is kind of a little gross when you talk
Speaker 1: about something this big, but it's the reality of life.
Speaker 1: People are saying, oh, that's this just one it for him,
Speaker 1: It's just won it for him. I think people are
Speaker 1: over inflating that there's no question this will give Trump
Speaker 1: a nice little boost in the polls. But dude, it's
Speaker 1: it's March thirty first. It's March thirty first, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: We politicos, you and me talking to both of us.
Speaker 1: Believe me, fingers are going both ways here, you and me.
Speaker 1: We think everyone pays attention. And it's not that I
Speaker 1: think there are people out there who don't know about
Speaker 1: Trump's indictment. I get that everyone knows, but people are
Speaker 1: not the undecided voters. Most of the GOP I'd say
Speaker 1: eighty percent of it. So far, primary voters have already
Speaker 1: made their decision Trump or Heavy D. You have a
Speaker 1: couple who with the other also ran losers, but most
Speaker 1: of them have already made their decision, So you're only
Speaker 1: dealing with the people who are undecided. Well, think about this,
Speaker 1: because you sit in a camp, and I guarantee, I
Speaker 1: see my emails, I know you sit strongly in a camp.
Speaker 1: Either you are waving that flag, that Trump flag or
Speaker 1: that Heavy D flag, and you're waving it to the
Speaker 1: day you die. So you're firmly in a camp already.
Speaker 1: If you're not firmly in a camp already, you're not
Speaker 1: deciding in March of twenty twenty three. You may even
Speaker 1: say you're deciding now. No, that's it, I'm voting for Trump,
Speaker 1: no one else never. But that's not really true because
Speaker 1: there's so much campaign time left, there's so much real
Speaker 1: estate left in between now and when they start voting.
Speaker 1: That's just the fact. Between now and when Iowa comes
Speaker 1: and New Hampshire comes in, South Carolina comes, and we'll
Speaker 1: be all over all this the whole time next there's
Speaker 1: a million miles to go. Honestly, while this whole thing
Speaker 1: is good, for team Trump. If I was team Trump,
Speaker 1: I would be a little salty about one thing. I'd
Speaker 1: be a little salty that they're doing it in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. Man, hook me up and do this in
Speaker 1: March of twenty twenty four, watch me sweep the primaries.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's going down for this whole thing anyway.
Speaker 1: The point is this humiliation, all right? Anyway, the guy says, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you're correct saying we're experiencing a late stage republic. I
Speaker 1: think it's just accelerated by the indictment of Trump. No,
Speaker 1: it's not accelerated by the indictment of Trump. It's just
Speaker 1: that more people know about it now. You know again,
Speaker 1: people wonder why I don't spend all the time in
Speaker 1: the world on the same thing everyone else talks about,
Speaker 1: because you already know, and I already know. Is the
Speaker 1: United States of America, in your mind, any more corrupt
Speaker 1: today than they were yesterday when you woke up in
Speaker 1: the morning before Trump had been indicted. No, you knew
Speaker 1: the scams, you knew the game, you knew where the
Speaker 1: communists were, you knew their motivations, you know them, the
Speaker 1: uphill battle we face, you know the local elections. We
Speaker 1: need to focus on and win creating alternate economies and
Speaker 1: alternate medical institutions. And do you know all this? You
Speaker 1: knew all of this. None of this surprised you. Just
Speaker 1: because it's surprised your neighbor who doesn't pay attention, Norman norm,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean it surprised you. All this did was
Speaker 1: reveal it to more. People should look just like COVID.
Speaker 1: Like we talked about with COVID many times, COVID didn't
Speaker 1: ruin us. COVID revealed that we were already ruined. It
Speaker 1: revealed that we had broken institutions across the board. Now,
Speaker 1: speaking of broken institutions, let's talk about takeout food. Next.
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: I don't ask doctor Jesse Friday, don't forget. If you
Speaker 1: missed any part of the show, you can download the
Speaker 1: whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Again, I
Speaker 1: am aware that the music is not in the podcast anymore.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to the sultry sounds of my voice
Speaker 1: now on a podcast, I just started talking and there
Speaker 1: was no music. I know, I know. There's nothing I
Speaker 1: can do about it. Right now we're working on trying
Speaker 1: to help. The decision was made above our fay grade.
Speaker 1: And that's just all I can tell you about that
Speaker 1: for the time being. Now, before we get to this lionization, Chris,
Speaker 1: did I nail that is? How do you say that? Lion?
Speaker 1: I did that? First try? Look, people forget my community
Speaker 1: college was accredited, all right. I went to an accredited
Speaker 1: community college almost three years of credits, and I might
Speaker 1: have ended up getting an associates degree or something like that,
Speaker 1: but it ended up having to drop algebra a few times.
Speaker 1: It was we don't need to go into the details.
Speaker 1: Three times. Yeah, I think it was three times. Chris,
Speaker 1: and I was going to school on the on the
Speaker 1: GI bill because I'd goten either Marines, and they kept
Speaker 1: giving me crap about dropping these classes. And I kept
Speaker 1: trying to explain to them, no, it's it's algebra, and
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, algebra matters, the algebra counts too, and
Speaker 1: I said, no, it shouldn't. It's algebra, and they didn't.
Speaker 1: We just didn't see eyed eye. That's it was. It
Speaker 1: was a difference of opinion as all it was. All right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, dear Master of Etiquette, is it acceptable for
Speaker 1: me to order take out from a different place than
Speaker 1: where my family wants to order from, so I can
Speaker 1: get what I want and enjoy it. Or am I
Speaker 1: a total savage? I'm still gonna bring it home and
Speaker 1: eat it with them. Her name is Rachel. Okay, Rachel.
Speaker 1: Rachel's one of those hot chick names. Did you know that, Chris?
Speaker 1: There's some of those names, like Tiffany. Almost every Tiffany
Speaker 1: Carly's candies are there too. You just gotta watch yourself,
Speaker 1: all right. You gotta be careful around around that. You
Speaker 1: wake up one day, your bank account sempty. She took
Speaker 1: off with your dad. But either right back to the
Speaker 1: question I struggle with these is it rude or is
Speaker 1: it not rude questions? Because I am so naturally rude
Speaker 1: and that's not true. Don't nod along in agreement, Chris,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be rude. I just well, here's
Speaker 1: what happened. Then, this is a great example. We were
Speaker 1: in a pool were we were done in Florida. This
Speaker 1: was during COVID, so Florida was the only place you
Speaker 1: could go to experience any kind of freedom. We took
Speaker 1: a vacation. It was like three days three four days,
Speaker 1: but I think it was a Margarita Ville hotel. It
Speaker 1: was very nice, it was fun. We took the boys
Speaker 1: down there a few days on the beach to get
Speaker 1: the heck out of here and get a beach. The
Speaker 1: beach time somewhere, and then the margaritea Ville hotel how
Speaker 1: to pool and there were always people in the pool,
Speaker 1: and at one point in time I just kind of
Speaker 1: wanted to lay back in the pool and soak up
Speaker 1: some sun, do that thing where you kind of puff
Speaker 1: up your lungs and just kind of float through the water.
Speaker 1: So I laid back and I was floating through the water,
Speaker 1: and the wife said, would you stop doing that? Why?
Speaker 1: She said, there are other people in the pool. I said, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not not bothering them. I'm floating through the pool.
Speaker 1: She said, well, what if they wanted to? And she
Speaker 1: tried to explain to me that I always, no matter
Speaker 1: what I'm doing, operate as if I'm in charge and
Speaker 1: as if I'm the only person doing it. And that's no, no, Chris, No,
Speaker 1: that's not don't agree with her anyway, That's not true
Speaker 1: at all. Therefore, I have a hard time with etiquette
Speaker 1: questions because you asked is it acceptable to eat eat
Speaker 1: something different than your family. I actually have this argument
Speaker 1: in my family all the time, where the wife will text, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make this, or if it's if it's takeout night, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab this on the way home for the boys.
Speaker 1: They've got practice. She doesn't have time to cook. I
Speaker 1: said it's fine, and she she'll say, you want anything
Speaker 1: from there? And I'll say, no, it's no, it's good.
Speaker 1: And then she'll know what I'm gonna do. She's say, well,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna eat? And I always have to
Speaker 1: come with that. Oh, I'm not sure yet. She said, yes,
Speaker 1: you do. You don't want to eat here, dude, And
Speaker 1: I said, no, I do, and you should eat there.
Speaker 1: You should eat there. I'll just grab something else. Oh
Speaker 1: what are you gonna grab? What is it? What difference
Speaker 1: does it make? Look, I I'm a big food guy,
Speaker 1: as you well know. Shut up, Chris, and I eat separate. No, yo,
Speaker 1: you don't have any etiquette problems eating separate. They have
Speaker 1: a problem accepting you for who you are. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should just get my patriots supply. Then, whenever the grocery
Speaker 1: store shuts down because China drops an MP on your area,
Speaker 1: and when all your neighbors are starving to death, you
Speaker 1: and your family can eat together and you'll be eating
Speaker 1: the same thing. That'll be fun. You can all pull
Speaker 1: out your emergency three month food kits and while everyone
Speaker 1: else is eating their own arms try to stay alive.
Speaker 1: You will have two thousand calories a day breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, drinks,
Speaker 1: shelf life. You can't even believe it. We're talking twenty
Speaker 1: five years from now. You want real, lasting things that
Speaker 1: can sustain you for whatever comes. God forbid my Patriot
Speaker 1: supply dot com because they've got them two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: off right now, my Patriot supply dot com. Everyone in
Speaker 1: your home needs an emergency three month food kit that
Speaker 1: ships fast. It ships anonymous, and one last thing on
Speaker 1: that again, keep it anonymous. Please don't even tell me,
Speaker 1: don't email, don't put it on Instagram. When you get
Speaker 1: your emergency three month food kit, keep it quiet. I
Speaker 1: do think there sadly is a chance that you may
Speaker 1: end up eating from that food kit in your lifetime,
Speaker 1: or your children might keep that quiet. Yeah, if you don't, good,
Speaker 1: that's good. I pray to God it goes to waste.
Speaker 1: Please let me I pray it all the time. Lord,
Speaker 1: Please let my my patriots supply stuff go to waste.
Speaker 1: And twenty five years a long time, isn't it? My
Speaker 1: patriots supply dot com? All right? All right? Now, let's
Speaker 1: dig into something because I'm seeing a lot of outrage
Speaker 1: from the right about something. I referenced it a little
Speaker 1: bit earlier in the wake of that absolutely horrific mass
Speaker 1: shooting at a Christian school in Nashville. Instead of the
Speaker 1: normal condemnations of the shooter, revelations of his or her motivations,
Speaker 1: all these things, all the things we normally see. Instead
Speaker 1: we've seen something completely different. We've seen shoot. Madonna just
Speaker 1: at announced more tour dates and solidarity with the trans community.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden himself, the President of the United States of America,
Speaker 1: put out a pro trans thing on social media today.
Speaker 1: The protesters I just mentioned this before, the protesters holding
Speaker 1: up seven fingers as if there are seven victims. I'll
Speaker 1: finish playing this whole thing right here. Hundreds of people
Speaker 1: showed up today, I mean probably about fifteen hundred, maybe
Speaker 1: even upwards of that, showing out a lot of young people,
Speaker 1: a lot of young students skipping school, a lot of
Speaker 1: parents bringing their young kids here as well. And I've
Speaker 1: talked to the organizer of today's event. She's a single
Speaker 1: mom herself, her son's about to turn five, and she
Speaker 1: said she felt mobilized to act when she saw this
Speaker 1: on Monday. She put the flyer out immediately. Five year
Speaker 1: old with a single mom being dragged to a trans event.
Speaker 1: That kid's gonna end up great til she was hardened
Speaker 1: to see the result today, with people singing songs confronting
Speaker 1: lawmakers on their way into the General Assembly today calling
Speaker 1: for some kind of gun reform. I've talked to a
Speaker 1: mother who lost her older son to gun violence and
Speaker 1: the waffle house shooting here in Yeah, Yeah, you got it. Well.
Speaker 1: The New York Post put out a puff piece pretty
Speaker 1: much on that shooter today, calling her whimsical. We've never
Speaker 1: seen anything like this before. We've never seen this protection
Speaker 1: being done for a mass shooter. So why are we
Speaker 1: seeing it now? I'll tell you in a second.