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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Bombing with Eric Andre, the only podcast

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Speaker 1: that celebrates traumatizing gigs, financial ruin.

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Speaker 2: And the soul crushing nightmare of show business. Today, I'm

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Speaker 2: sitting down.

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Speaker 1: With Joe Talbot from Idols, Kareem Rama from Subway Takes,

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Speaker 1: and my co host, comedian Jack Bensinger. And because the

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Speaker 1: show wasn't painful enough, we've got live torture courtesy of

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Speaker 1: Mistress Tomy, and we're serving all flavors of suffering with

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Speaker 1: Chef Matt Ye.

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Speaker 3: Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: Okay, welcome the podcasts they started out that good. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Bombing. We got Jack Benzinger coasting, we got Kareem

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Speaker 1: from the Subway, we got Joe from Idols. They're all here,

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Speaker 1: all your favorite people are here. Oh, we have a

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Speaker 1: gross jar. We're starting a gross jar.

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Speaker 2: There's pussy juice and cucumbers in it. I should say

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Speaker 2: the more PG thing first. There's cucumbers and pussy juice

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Speaker 2: in it. Smell and pass it to Joe. There's one

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Speaker 2: very long sample on it. It's it's gonna get worse.

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Speaker 2: This is the beginning of the gross jar. But we're

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Speaker 2: gonna put clams in it later it's not as bad.

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Speaker 1: This is the day one of the gross chat.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 1: I actual I happen to like it. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna get worse. You guys got the fucking you

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Speaker 1: guys got the g rated version. All right.

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Speaker 2: So this is the show about bombing, as anybody told

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Speaker 2: you that. Yeah, so you guys are gonna each share it.

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Speaker 2: Choose a country to it was a country to to

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Speaker 2: spread democracy to and nuke the shit of it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, throw a dart in a map, all right. P

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Speaker 1: Dick Cheney, R P Dick Cheney to the ledge.

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Speaker 5: You want to talk about nuclear bombs because I do

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Speaker 5: have an idea on this, Because shouldn't you just put

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Speaker 5: one in the what's the big what's that big thing

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Speaker 5: that's supposed to explode? And Yellowstone? The guys put a

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Speaker 5: nuke in that and set it off. Isn't that not

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Speaker 5: a bad idea? Like a suicide well everyone in the

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Speaker 5: world type of thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just hit there, as in you don't even need

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Speaker 6: one bump.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I'm not that familiar with the Yellowstone.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? Yeah? Why do you want to

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Speaker 1: do that? Just because it came to mind A Wiley

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Speaker 1: coyote visual kind of thing.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's just that thing's supposed to explode, right Yellowstone,

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Speaker 5: the fucking thing yep, but then it would kill everyone.

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Speaker 1: Well that's horrible.

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Speaker 5: You know what in that case, you know, I bet

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Speaker 5: they do.

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Speaker 1: Brady over here, okay, all right, come for a dissertation.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't an interview for college.

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Speaker 6: I don't know over that is live in peace?

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Speaker 5: Do you think anyone's ever been in one of these

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Speaker 5: active shooting scenarios in the school? But you got a

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Speaker 5: little one of the you know how sometimes you get

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Speaker 5: hard in class you don't want to get out. What's worse?

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Speaker 5: What's worse people seeing you?

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Speaker 1: Oh, when you get a bone in class and it

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Speaker 1: just happened to be at the same time.

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Speaker 5: Because then everyone's like run for it, and you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: You got books over your day.

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Speaker 6: Na.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's see where he's going.

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Speaker 7: Which class is going.

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Speaker 5: He likes me, by the way, so I think I'll chill.

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Speaker 1: No reason he's gonna run out of AMMO. Actually I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna someone's gonna be shooting.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the show's about bombing. What what's the worst,

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Speaker 1: what's the worst show you're at show that whatever? You

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Speaker 1: told me last night to each other dinner?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah we did yeah, shout out to win Sun.

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Speaker 6: Yes yeah, yes, all right, the worst show I did.

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Speaker 6: I won't say where.

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Speaker 1: You gotta say where.

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Speaker 6: It's tricky, tricky, it's worse if you don't say it.

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Speaker 1: You know now you have to say it.

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Speaker 6: Basically, I went I went on a three day.

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Speaker 1: Ben h and this is it.

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Speaker 6: This is a long time ago, Like, I'm sorry I

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Speaker 1: This was three days ago.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, I kind of came to this house party

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Speaker 4: And I came to realize I needed to go to

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Speaker 1: You tell us the continent was Europe or North America?

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Speaker 6: The America's I feel like we're cops right now?

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Speaker 5: In what country?

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Speaker 6: Were you?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Which one was good?

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Speaker 1: Cop? You're somewhere. You'll find out you're somewhere in the Americas.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I came to and and then I

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Speaker 4: was like, well, I need to sleep. So my friend

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Speaker 4: had some sleeping pills. What's the worst that could happen? Right,

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Speaker 4: It's so dumb, It's a horrible point in my life.

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Speaker 4: I'm not proud of this. I'm like boasting. But so

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Speaker 4: I took three sleeping pills.

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Speaker 1: What were the pills?

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Speaker 6: Uh clone, I think.

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Speaker 4: They're yeah, yeah, there are other sleeping pills on the market,

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Speaker 4: or they did they get you higher? Or they just no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: no sleeping pills sleep. This is before I had responsibilities,

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Speaker 4: you know, as a father and that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 6: Then yeah, they just couldn't wake me up. I was

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Speaker 4: Next day for the show, so they kind of dragged

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Speaker 6: I can't remember it. It was it was yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: apparently this bit is there. It allegedly come on that.

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Speaker 1: Us the city. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do it. We're going to dig it up.

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Speaker 6: Apparently there's this bit where I literally go.

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Speaker 1: I was liked.

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Speaker 4: So that was the worst it was. It was horrendous

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Speaker 4: because I like, I don't drink or do anything. But

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Speaker 4: I've never I haven't.

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Speaker 1: Like, you've never touched our goal.

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Speaker 6: Never, I'm never done in your life. I've just literally

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Speaker 6: come out of the convent. No no, no, I haven't.

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Speaker 4: I haven't drank or I haven't done anything before a

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Speaker 1: But back in the day, I'm want to say, like

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Speaker 1: first years of Idols, would you enjoy beverage before show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was you enjoy more than one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I was super nervous the first show I

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Speaker 4: So you were you have.

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Speaker 1: To stead of your nerves. Yeah, but there's vitamins.

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Speaker 6: And gain us yeah, yeah, allisurely and.

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Speaker 4: I used to just yeah, get sucked up every show.

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Speaker 4: And then people were like, you're fucking ship and I

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Speaker 4: was like, yes, I am, thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: That wore off quick man. I was like, no one

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Speaker 1: Would you would you indulge in you know, would you

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Back in the day, yeah, back in the day. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: my twenties.

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Speaker 1: Is there any tale to tell of in Spain?

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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: Or let's just say you're in Spain.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you were in Spain and you were and

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Speaker 1: a perfume.

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Speaker 6: Oh well that see that? That was Oh fuck you're

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Speaker 6: you've got a good memory.

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Speaker 1: My man, I'm here to help.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so this is this is way back again. I

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Speaker 1: Well, this is a it's a this story is a

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Speaker 1: spacey meatball. It's actually backed.

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Speaker 6: It's really bad. It was one of my darkest moments.

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Speaker 1: I will edit all this out, but tell I want well, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is good. It wasn't that dark. No, it was

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Speaker 1: at the top. It sounded fun.

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Speaker 4: I mean, drug and juice psychoses are not yeah, not dark. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: so I kind of but in the beginning, you were

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Speaker 6: I was in I was in Bilbao.

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Speaker 4: This is a long time ago, and me and the bassist,

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Speaker 4: and we were surrounded by bears, topless bears, and I

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Speaker 4: Finland bears not like not like yeah, so I was

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Speaker 4: like I kind of again came to ask so drinking, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry and so.

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Speaker 7: How do you keep coming to like in the wrong moment.

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Speaker 4: Well, that was a good moment, but like I was like,

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Speaker 4: this is great, we should go home. And then someone

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Speaker 1: You were horse playing with.

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Speaker 6: The allegedly and yeah, so allegedly something.

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Speaker 1: Would you describe the party favor or something that goes.

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Speaker 1: I was going in that direction. I just meant wasn't

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Speaker 1: an up or downer. But yeah, did you.

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Speaker 6: Shot it up your bomb upper?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was an upber and you put it

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Speaker 6: Saying that allegedly you ca and put it up your bum.

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Speaker 5: Fast sr eyes every day if you are ungs is

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Speaker 1: I got three Zoba clones and Zola after my ass.

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Speaker 6: Hope. That's the thing with wings in my job.

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Speaker 5: I just can't afford a headache. And that's why I

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Speaker 5: put a Zoba clon in my ass every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 5: Not a bad bad read.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're you're kissing the you're kissing the you're

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Speaker 1: kissing guy. Yeah, he looks like having a good time.

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Speaker 6: But I was like, you know, I need to I

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Speaker 6: need we need to get home because we've got to

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Speaker 6: go to Germany to.

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Speaker 1: Play a show. To play a show, No more hurst around.

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Speaker 4: With the boys exactly. So we leave, uh, but everyone

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Speaker 4: with me and Dev ended up in this subway station

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Speaker 4: in Bilbao.

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Speaker 6: I think it was a subway.

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Speaker 4: We're going down and escalator anyway, and we have this

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Speaker 4: Whatever the the butt thing was kicks in and then

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Speaker 4: thought was the nineteen fifties.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the time traveler.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought I try and time travel.

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Speaker 1: That's so bad it was.

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Speaker 6: It was so dark that it was really bad.

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Speaker 7: That's the scariest.

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Speaker 4: It was so one of these kind of streets in Bilbao.

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Speaker 7: What is bill Boo?

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Speaker 4: It's a city in the Basque region of Spain. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 6: Interesting, we got one, you have your You're just bad.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I kind of stuck panicking thinking that I'm

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Speaker 7: And then they're just like now and You're like, fuck dude.

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Speaker 6: It was crazy, it was. It was really horrible.

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Speaker 4: I got taken to the fancy hotel. That's the wrong hotel,

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Speaker 4: going to edit all this out, yeah, no, no, great,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just start the guy telling you where Bill Bower is.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm here, But that's not my bombing. That's

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell us your bomba.

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Speaker 1: I had dinner with your friend he did, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the Bristol show.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well you took a photo with your friend and I

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Speaker 4: was like, I don't know anyone on that fucking table

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Speaker 6: That was like at the end or some shit. Ohh yeah,

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Speaker 1: The other guys were bose friends. No, okay, there were

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Speaker 6: Doesn't have friends. He's got three kids. He sits in

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Speaker 4: So I'm five six maybe, and there's a thing there's

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Speaker 1: Wait, this bombing story is from your childhood? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Whoa?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Is that all right? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'm shocked.

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Speaker 6: I probably shaped a lot of my career and relationships.

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Speaker 1: Is an important bombay? It sounds like it's trauma.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's kind of a bomb right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm five or six years old and there's a

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Speaker 4: it's like it's a fertility dance or some ship and

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Speaker 6: To do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, springtime.

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Speaker 7: So the island.

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Speaker 4: That's on England, it's Prince Andrew's Island, Little Prince Island.

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Speaker 6: So basically you hold a ribbon.

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Speaker 4: The ribbon is tied to the pole is like fucking

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Speaker 6: But I forgot my or my mom dig I didn't

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Speaker 6: peak pee yeah.

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Speaker 4: Education, yeah, like you have to wear a kit when

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Speaker 4: you do pee, so you're practicing the maple dance.

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Speaker 1: This is but like.

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Speaker 4: Shorts and stuff. Sports, yeah, sports outfits. Yeah, I forgot mine.

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Speaker 4: So back in the eighties or nineties, if you forget

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Speaker 4: So i had to go on my briefs. So I'm like, fine,

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Speaker 6: So I'm there like dancing around the pole, thinking.

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Speaker 1: This is great. It's kind of the first Idol show.

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Speaker 6: And the whole school is.

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Speaker 4: Just yeah, the whole school, so like it's a practice run.

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Speaker 6: I'm just going around the pole dick out the whole time,

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Speaker 1: I said that as a dog to be clear, I

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Speaker 6: It could have got yeah, that I'd have got so, yeah,

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Speaker 6: it couldn't.

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Speaker 5: Have been that bad. If it's coming out the side

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Speaker 5: at that age, sure could be working with something. Everyone's

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Speaker 5: fucking jealous of what you had going onswer shame on them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, maybe you were fucking packing heat.

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Speaker 4: Well, you were ahead of the class of the Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's that's exactly why it was.

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Speaker 1: You had a little G. G Allen.

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Speaker 6: Nine side of my briefs.

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Speaker 7: Why did anyone step in and just tuck it back in?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't Prince Andrew come in and talk about it?

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Speaker 7: Just tuck it back?

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Speaker 1: What does your mom talk about it?

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Speaker 4: He was busy at the time he was he was

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Speaker 4: that was my choice, and.

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Speaker 1: That's how you started in the band. Yeah, that's that's

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Speaker 1: Don't you think it's a bit of a G. G Allen? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: A little Jim Marrison got out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah in Miami, yeah, purpose yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: But the Lord of Miami, the Miami show was the

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Speaker 2: So my tour manager was like, you really, I'm telling

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Speaker 2: you really, honestly, cannot get naked tonight on stage.

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Speaker 3: You will go to jail. But there's like police.

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Speaker 1: There and they know of your show. The promoter, those

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Speaker 1: are your shenanigans brought the police to the venue. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if the promoter did it, but for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: whoever the powers of it, like, yeah, they were like

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Speaker 1: law because he took his cock.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a scumbag.

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Speaker 1: He's like the biggest ship.

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Speaker 2: He was like GG but he was handsome, so people

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Speaker 2: were like, oh, he's like And he died pretty quick

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Speaker 2: so people were like, oh, he's great, but he's a

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Speaker 2: horrible piece of He locked He married four women one day,

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Speaker 2: and he locked one of his four wives in a

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Speaker 7: It's in a movie.

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Speaker 1: Then one of guy's dame that plays him. Who the hell, No,

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Speaker 1: I know you're talking about the guy just died Batman.

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Speaker 1: Batman is dead.

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Speaker 6: What the hell?

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Speaker 7: That guy's name not even like you know Lenny Kravitz

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Speaker 7: had that moment where he did what you did when

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Speaker 7: you when you were six?

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Speaker 1: Recently.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he was wearing a leather remember that mass was

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Speaker 7: waiting to explode out of his because it was cool.

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Speaker 1: I saw an article says Lenny Kravis Dick wants to

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Speaker 7: Was that New York Post headline that's a good that's

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Speaker 7: a post.

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Speaker 3: With Adre.

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Speaker 1: With Adre, what's your worst thumb show you ever did?

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Speaker 7: I got a couple of that. Excuse me, this is

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Speaker 7: a this is the worst.

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Speaker 1: That's the number one more things for to move on.

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Speaker 5: That was a wild thing to bring up as a bomb.

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Speaker 5: That was kind of a trauma.

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Speaker 3: It's like.

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Speaker 1: Kids laughing and you, dick, what was the reaction?

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Speaker 6: They were like?

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Speaker 1: And then I sat around.

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Speaker 4: I sat down to my friend Scott and he was like,

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Speaker 4: I probably didn't say goddam.

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Speaker 8: God, fucking damn it.

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Speaker 7: I didn't have iPhones back then.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't like a sure, well, it's like, you know,

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Speaker 5: you know, being afraid for the first time, what's on

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Speaker 6: Actually, thank you.

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Speaker 4: What my my whole my whole thing is that I

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Speaker 6: The strange All right, Sorry, guys, No, thank you for

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Speaker 5: I don't think I shared. Did I shared that I

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Speaker 5: was confused? Maybe you share a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Thanks man.

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Speaker 5: Kareem.

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Speaker 1: You got you got a specific look going. Uh you

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Speaker 1: look like what's that shop pro Bass shop.

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Speaker 5: Prot maass Pro. I looked like the store.

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Speaker 1: You look like the store ponification of the store.

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Speaker 1: Would We wanted to like route it on tour and

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Speaker 1: we couldn't figure out how to show there doing performer

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Speaker 1: show there. But they have a stage.

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Speaker 5: I think, oh my god, good for them, let's get

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Speaker 1: It was like a failed pyramid that this guy built

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Speaker 7: He's probably the Egyptian ancient Egypt built. Yeah, they well retail.

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Speaker 1: It's when after they built the pyramid, they took about

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Speaker 7: You should put one of those in Central Park, a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, lot of the original hieroglyphics.

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Speaker 1: Were you born in Cairo? When did you leave? Why?

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Speaker 1: I know so much about that's why you woke up.

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Speaker 1: We're pandering to you. Now. You're gonna talk about four

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Speaker 1: and you never went back.

451
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Speaker 7: Only to steal jewels. Nick that Nick night at the museum.

452
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 7: That's about me.

453
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Speaker 1: That's a your Yeah, well you're you're a multi hyphen

454
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Speaker 1: multi hyphen you're a musician, you're a comedian, and your

455
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: personality is that what I am? I don't know what.

456
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,679
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a catch up. I like socialite,

457
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: your socialite, a social and your sex symbol.

458
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Speaker 7: That's that's nice.

459
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Speaker 1: One more time m.

460
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 5: That march sim.

461
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 7: Let's turning me out.

462
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: That's a I marched some mastering.

463
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 7: I was telling Joe I have low te so this

464
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 7: is good, I think, so.

465
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, we don't play that game here.

466
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: We're all high t.

467
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 7: I need to get my t tested.

468
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 6: The thing everyone's saying tea and you know what you're

469
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 6: fucking talking about? Is it like a thing here.

470
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: It's like spill the tea. I mean, spill the testosterone.

471
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 1: I just like saying that into a syringe and then

472
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Speaker 1: do a little bit of you know, Dayne the Rock

473
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Speaker 1: Johnson juice. You know what I'm saying. Whoa, now he

474
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: lost it?

475
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 5: What I mean, he's become skinny.

476
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: Jack, He's skinny Okay, So what what's the just tell

477
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: us your nightmare gig.

478
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 7: Before I did all this stuff, before I was a socialite,

479
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 7: I was an entrepreneur and I one time I started

480
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 7: this thing called a Museum of Pizza. It was a

481
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 7: good rich quick scheme. It was a real It was

482
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 7: a Kentucky it was a real disaster. It was in Williamsburg. Anyways,

483
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 7: it went like, well enough, that was a bomb. That

484
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 7: was already a bomb.

485
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: What is the museum of pizza? You're serving pizza. You're

486
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: talking about the history of pizza.

487
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 7: It was like the MoMA dedicated to pizza. So you're

488
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 7: so I had the world's largest collection. I still have

489
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 7: understanda boxes.

490
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: What the hell?

491
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was like three hundred pizza boxes behind glass

492
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 7: and you could look at them from all over the world.

493
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Speaker 1: Was it a nonprofit?

494
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 7: Did you like it was a nonprofit. After I was

495
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 7: done with it, there was there was supposed to be profit,

496
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 7: and then I ended up and then I end it

497
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 7: was a was an accidental non profit. I actually went

498
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 7: negative and I lost one hundred thousand dollars.

499
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Speaker 1: But it was worth its.

500
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 7: Hundred wrecks, one hundred wrecks because I just thought it was.

501
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 7: I was on like all the good stories. I was

502
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 7: on shrooms and I was the whole time. No, but

503
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 7: I was on adderall the whole time. Okay, I was

504
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 7: on adderall in pizza the whole time during the creation events.

505
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 7: But when I was in the back of this car

506
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 7: in l A, I was like ons rooms and I

507
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 7: was like, it would be so sick to have a

508
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 7: museum with pizza, and my friend was like, shut the

509
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 7: And then I bought Museum of Pizza dot org and

510
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 7: that's where went.

511
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Speaker 4: No.

512
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 7: I think I let it go and I put it

513
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 7: up and I took some photos of like people eating pizza,

514
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 7: and then I was like, yeah, there's gonna be a cave.

515
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 7: There's gonna be a pizza cave. There's gonna be this,

516
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 7: there's gonna be that. I don't know.

517
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: I just have to say.

518
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 7: Yes, that's what a little stag alites or whatever they're called.

519
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: That's what it was.

520
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 7: Because I saw this cave in Lebanon and I was like, yeah,

521
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 7: make that out. It's fine. Oh my god, all this ship.

522
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 7: I just and and I just get words. I would

523
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 7: do pizza beach.

524
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 5: Meant to have North Korea or something?

525
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 7: What's that?

526
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: You were meant to have a country where you could

527
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: be do this?

528
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. I should amazing infrastruction.

529
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: Thank you doing the Piang Youngiang yang comedy com.

530
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 5: We did a we did a show Rhode Island that

531
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 5: was the last of the United States island.

532
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so tell us more about this pizza.

533
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna fast forward to the bombing part because that,

534
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 7: you know, I like, that was a good time. That's

535
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 7: that's what it was. And then I gave me email

536
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 7: from MGM Las Vegas and they're like, oh, we like

537
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 7: your thing that you're doing in New York. Do you

538
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 7: want to do it in Vegas? And I was like,

539
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 7: all right, you know, this is my chance to make

540
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 7: back what I lost. Maybe I'll put it at the MGM.

541
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: Wait, it completely flopped and somebody from MGM in Vegas

542
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: is like, we gotta have this.

543
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 7: It was it was not a commercial. It was not

544
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 7: a commercial. It was a pyramid, but it wasn't a

545
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 7: commercial success. It was a it was a it was

546
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 7: it was hip.

547
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 6: I see yeah, I mean I got.

548
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: Some lure.

549
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 7: Some people were like, Okay, this is cool, this is

550
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 7: a nice thing. The pictures looked nice. The press was

551
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 7: all right, you know that it was fine.

552
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: The other pyramid in laws Vegas reached out.

553
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 7: They knew that I had the egypt connect and so

554
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 7: I know your Egyptian. Did you bring up the of

555
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 7: course it was the first thing. That is the first

556
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 7: thing I said. I was like, this makes so much sense.

557
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 7: Can I get a plus one? And so it was

558
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 7: in Vegas. And I've had problems in my life as well.

559
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 7: Temptation Island. I've had problems. I've had problems about I like,

560
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 7: you think me and did you hear this guy's stories?

561
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 9: Yeah?

562
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, they went to death. I'm gonna yeah, you've been

563
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: waited to give us the real I was.

564
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 7: Like, I'm gonna book a flight that arrives at like

565
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 7: nine or ten pm so that Temptations don't tempt me,

566
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 7: you know what I mean, Like Vegas. I'm gonna get

567
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 7: to Vegas. I'm gonna go to bed, and I'm gonna

568
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 7: have this meeting at nine a m.

569
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: With MGM.

570
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 7: Understand it, everybody you.

571
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: Wanted in the morning meeting so that you didn't party

572
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: your hard.

573
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 7: Yes, And that's why I got in late, because you

574
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 7: get there at ten pm. Vegas is already it's the

575
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 7: town that the town, well what else was it? So

576
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 7: I so I get anything that night and saw I'm

577
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 7: on my flight and I'm telling my friend. I'm like,

578
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 7: I'm on my way to Vegas. I got this big

579
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 7: meeting tomorrow.

580
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: You're all up.

581
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 7: At this point, I was. I was off the adderall

582
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 7: for a little bit.

583
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: My friend I switched a difference.

584
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 3: I switched.

585
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 7: I switched to the Bolivian marching powders. I didn't actually

586
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 7: switch what they say. And I'm texting my friend and

587
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 7: he's like, text Hammer, He'll he'll get you what you need.

588
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 5: I go.

589
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 7: I don't want anyone, but he gave me Hammer's number,

590
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 7: and so then I'm I'm mid flight and all I

591
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 7: can think about is this guy named Hammer and what

592
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 7: kind of accoutremans may provide me. I was like, I'm

593
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 7: not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm

594
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 7: not gonna do it. Get to my hotel and I

595
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 7: immediately texted yeah, immediately, I didn't even go to my

596
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 7: room yet.

597
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

598
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 7: I was like, I just need one little thing. I

599
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 7: don't need a lot of things. I need one little thing.

600
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 7: And he goes, I don't do one little thing. I

601
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 7: can only give you three things. I said, I'm only

602
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 7: here for three different drugs or three bags bags. There

603
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 7: was a minimum order, so I was like, whatever, I'll

604
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 7: take the minimum. I'll give it away my friends that

605
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 7: I'm gonna meet. And uh so the stuff comes. I

606
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 7: go to my room and it's pretty good and I

607
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 7: feel pretty fucking good.

608
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you're like, no, I'm gonna make a great decisions.

609
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 7: Now it's midnight, so I go down to the blackjack table. Yeah,

610
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 7: I'm feeling really good.

611
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: You got hot hands.

612
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 7: And let me tell you, it was like a scene

613
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 7: from a movie. There was like a fat guy and

614
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 7: a cowboy hat, like a little old lady from like Iowa.

615
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 7: Everyone's like, what are you doing a ton I'm like,

616
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 7: I'm here with the pizza museum, and I'm like when

617
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 7: we're all winning and tables hot, like it was amazing,

618
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 7: going to the bathroom a little bit, coming back out blah.

619
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 7: And then it's then a seven am, eight am meetings

620
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 7: at nine and you probably looked great. I looked amazing.

621
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: You just made Did you make any fucking were you

622
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: making money? At the you lost all your money? I

623
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: was up like two k and then you were down.

624
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 5: No.

625
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 4: No.

626
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 7: I left the table to go to the meeting with

627
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 7: my two K and H and I go and it

628
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 7: is like it's like I've been walking through the desert

629
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 7: for like forty days and forty.

630
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: Very Egyptian had been with Moses five there, and I

631
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: showed up to this meeting like this, yeah cool.

632
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 7: And the people look at me and they're like this

633
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,959
Speaker 7: is not good, and they're like, welcome to Vegas.

634
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: Like the mobsters, my criminals.

635
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 7: You're having a meeting, it has a meeting at nine am.

636
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: Who runs anything in Vegas. It's not ethical people.

637
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 7: It's not ethical people. But they had a meeting at.

638
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: The criminals that you had a meeting with judging there

639
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: were there.

640
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 7: There were these nice people. They were nice people.

641
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: And I go in there and I.

642
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 7: Give the presentation like this, you know, I'm just like

643
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 7: kind of like really leaned over the table. It was

644
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 7: the first time in my life that I never They

645
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 7: didn't call or email or follow up. They just we

646
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 7: just never ever ever spoke it. Like I don't even

647
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 7: know if it really happened, Like it just feels like

648
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 7: usually people are like cool, we'll circle back or or something.

649
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 7: Just was just nothing. Never hear back from them again.

650
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 7: It was a It was a complete disaster.

651
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 4: It was.

652
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 7: It was definitely my my worst ever situation.

653
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: Did you show them the two K that you won?

654
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, and chips. I went back to the casino and.

655
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: You probably got did you after a thing?

656
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 7: Lost nothing? I left with a venty fucking Starbucks.

657
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: Did they pay for the flight? No, it was.

658
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 7: The Museum of Pizza for Museum Pizza, So you know

659
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 7: it was a.

660
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 3: Bomb with a redre.

661
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: With are okay, it's dominatrix time. You guys are going

662
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: to get on all fours and drop the trow and

663
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: you have to answer questions.

664
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: And there's a dominatrix that's going to be use you

665
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: until you get the answers, right you guys.

666
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: Ready, her name is tell me.

667
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 7: How about you guys?

668
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: But I got the questions for you guys, it's haram.

669
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on in.

670
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: You gotta show. You got to show what they're reacting to.

671
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: Come on and explain what we're gonna do with Okay,

672
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: you have to get the answers right. We have missed.

673
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Speaker 1: We have a professional here. Okay, you're not gonna do

674
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Speaker 1: anything that's embarrassing or regrets.

675
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 7: That's not going in.

676
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 5: It's a podcast. By the way, no one's even gonna

677
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Speaker 5: see it.

678
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: Yes, we're not gonna see We're not gonna use any

679
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: of this, but you do have to get on all

680
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Speaker 1: fours a child.

681
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: This is miss till may tell me, tell me, this

682
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: is Chef Matt. He's gonna make some turtle soup for us.

683
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any dietary restrictions?

684
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: Okay?

685
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 5: So uh.

686
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Okay, say I mean if you guys want to expose,

687
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: you took Usay, that's what I'm talking about.

688
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: Okay, sol okay, what is We'll start easy?

689
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh, do we have like a buzzer or something?

690
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 5: Maybe you got that whole fucking thing.

691
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, for them, for them?

692
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 7: Wait wait, does it look like what is that penis

693
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 7: so red?

694
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's an animal's penis. Yeah, it's a penis.

695
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 10: We're all learning a lot today.

696
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: We're all learning a lot. Okay. So are your parents?

697
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: Are your Egyptian parents still.

698
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 7: Alive one which you can't see those?

699
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: Mom, Mom wants it? Okay, good dad, dad passed away.

700
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he will be cool with that.

701
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as you're dead. I did a lot

702
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: as my dad was from the Caribbean. But as soon

703
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: as he died then you can do more more American things.

704
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 10: Sorry, what's everyone's names here? Joe Jack, Nice to meet you, Jack,

705
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 10: Jack Korean? Okay, nice to meet you Americ.

706
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: Okay, So these are a little bit tricky. Let me

707
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: make what's the capital? Well, they don't have a buzzer.

708
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 5: They could make a noise easily.

709
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 7: The clap like jeopardy.

710
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: It's like jeopardy, and then if you get it wrong,

711
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: you get beat and if you.

712
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 11: Don't answer, you get hurt too. But it starts, doesn't

713
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 11: start to do you really have to I think you're

714
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 11: running away. If you really have to piss, you can go.

715
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 4: That was.

716
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: That was a mistake, question mark, as you can go

717
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: for a bit. You really have the best, Yeah, if

718
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: you really have the best, you can go, but okay,

719
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: we'll warm up with great Okay. Which which subway station

720
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: did former New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Yang say

721
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: it was his favorite subway?

722
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 7: I remember this time? Who you can still beat me

723
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 7: with that? Okay, you can still put that in me.

724
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: What is the best subway station?

725
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 6: Uh?

726
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 7: East broadably stop?

727
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: There were what is the worst subway station?

728
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 7: Oh?

729
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 3: My god?

730
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 7: Still well wrong? Now I just made it up.

731
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna. Yeah, I mean, I mean,

732
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: you know, smack them around a little bit or whatever.

733
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: What would you normally do for for for warm up? Yeah?

734
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 3: Just have.

735
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 10: Get on all fours it, bring this out hands, kiss.

736
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: Your boots, just kiss your that's not if your mom

737
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: see this.

738
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 10: Open up?

739
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: Okay, still bad, he's a Gyptian. That's not fair. That

740
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 1: was like the hardest you've come.

741
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 7: I don't like Footstop.

742
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

743
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 6: You just.

744
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 7: Tells the super book. You guys, don't tell me how to.

745
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 1: Live my life.

746
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 10: Answer the questions.

747
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 7: Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Okay, I've been called

748
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 7: that before.

749
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: All right, Joe, where were you on January sixth?

750
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 6: Uh?

751
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the right answer.

752
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 9: We like that.

753
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: Okay, who played the boss on Who's the Boss? The

754
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: TV show?

755
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

756
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Joe, you're gonna have to get torture alright

757
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: alr dom.

758
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 9: Slop slept, Yeah, to punishments English guided the Egyptian guy horn, Well,

759
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 9: I'm sorry that deserves something.

760
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 7: Oh you beat him?

761
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 3: Get that wrong?

762
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: Break? That's not as bad as that. Wait the more.

763
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 7: But you know all right?

764
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, you know what, we don't have any real questions.

765
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: What are some questions? I went through pretty quick.

766
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 5: What's my mom's name?

767
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: No, maybe Diana. They're both wrong. I'm sorry, you're gonna have.

768
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 10: A good fortune by the We should do some class.

769
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree.

770
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 6: I agree with you there.

771
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 5: It's election that get a clean.

772
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 10: Nipple clam Yeah, get your up?

773
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 7: Is that gonna heart?

774
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 10: Who am I putting this on that?

775
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: No government?

776
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 7: I don't want?

777
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: What do you make it?

778
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: Man?

779
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 7: This is like it's a intestine, like the black soup

780
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 7: with peppercorns. Yeah, it should be good.

781
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: It just looks in your opinion, that's your opinion.

782
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 7: My opinion is that's disgusting.

783
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do just one last.

784
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 4: I kind of want to try them too, yeah, I

785
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: want to try trying to tell you the trip is

786
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 4: going to be nice, but just.

787
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 10: This after so whoever gets it wrong, it can I

788
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 10: take that home with me. Have it's kind well enough?

789
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 5: I got the longest neck here.

790
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: Here you're showing you off your dominance. Remembers what else

791
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: is in there?

792
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 7: Over a little what's that green things?

793
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 10: Oh it's a little it's a little tentacle, you know,

794
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 10: on the smaller side.

795
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: But you can suck anything that looks like you feel good.

796
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: That might tackle the you know, the angle.

797
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 7: I'm want to get modified.

798
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: You're getting that body? Yeah, how do I get this

799
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: over again? We're gonna put some of this in the

800
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: grosser jar?

801
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 7: What kind of sexual would I be if I got this?

802
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 7: That this is sexual? That this thing is nice?

803
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 2: That's the same actually, and you'rephobic? Yeah, okay, but one

804
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: last question? Okay, what is the capital of Virginia?

805
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: This is for John. This is the final question. This

806
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: American Charleston?

807
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, it's definitely not Charleston.

808
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: What is it? I actually don't know what you guys

809
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: both have to I think you have to get spanked undertook.

810
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 10: I want to kick somebody's bass. Someone has to suck

811
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 10: the big deal dough before you get.

812
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 7: Kicked in the Yeah, okay, you suck the You're.

813
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 6: Not fucking either of those things.

814
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: No one he agreed to the doors. What about ask

815
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: only one?

816
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 7: What if we could we choose? Can I see that tray?

817
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: You're a different.

818
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 5: You brought a whole tray, a little half the punishments.

819
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 1: You don't even need the tray. It makes you wonder.

820
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 7: I think I'd rather get like tickled or something.

821
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 12: I mean, exercise you can do you want to say,

822
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 12: that's going to be pretty mild compared to what you're

823
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 12: about to actually kick each other?

824
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 6: Are you?

825
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: Are you ready to serve? Oh yeah, serve up, serve

826
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: us and then she'll get ready to kick Joe and

827
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 1: the balls?

828
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: All right?

829
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: What about a little tap?

830
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 6: I'm fasting?

831
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: You've been wait what is it? It's taking internal? So

832
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: we got pig ears, duck feet bringing out all the

833
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: time in the back.

834
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,479
Speaker 5: These are a little fit here. This is the mild

835
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 5: jack something like.

836
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 7: I kind of want to just get tickle.

837
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 6: Piece of museum.

838
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 7: I hate getting what's.

839
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 5: Working thirty minutes.

840
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: This is what somebody's got you.

841
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 6: This is the worst party favorous What is this somebody's got.

842
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 5: Wild broker who crokel broker, al broker, proper fish.

843
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't seem that. No, it's pretty mile.

844
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 12: That's that one that just broadly I think it's like

845
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 12: it's the body of it's food, Like what's the point

846
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 12: it doesn't take its good?

847
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, I can't think it's Filipino, dang it exactly? Yeah,

848
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 13: like pretty miles.

849
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: We start this?

850
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 3: Wow?

851
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: What bang?

852
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 6: Now?

853
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 7: Okay, maybe I don't want to do it a little care.

854
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 10: It's nothing, it's okay.

855
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 6: Let's take off the top, take off.

856
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 3: No, no, they're good in the bay room.

857
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 10: I don't want to hurt. Take off the safety. Here

858
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 10: we go.

859
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 12: We want something else here, big beat pig years here,

860
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 12: dumplings are probably if you're to get something, these are miles.

861
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: I promise you. It was nothing.

862
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 10: That had a little more weights to it too.

863
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, mister, what do you normally

864
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: do to me?

865
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: Told me, I see tell me get hungry to me.

866
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

867
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 10: I love figures.

868
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 7: You want figures right here?

869
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: Boom? Yeah, this is good stuff. Anything else one thing

870
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: I've had fish. If you get washed, I don't look

871
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: at me like, let's.

872
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 10: Go where I want?

873
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, what do you normally do?

874
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 10: Like for my job? I'm a heart satist, So beat

875
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 10: down's knife play, needle play like things I can't do here?

876
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

877
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 3: What do you mean you shouldn't like knives?

878
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 10: Like cutting, scarification?

879
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

880
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 5: And what's your worst bomb?

881
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

882
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 10: Okay, I had this really funny one. He's into like

883
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 10: forced by. Have you heard of forced by? It's like

884
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 10: he's basically forced by. He's like closeted, but forced forced

885
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 10: forced bisexual. Yeah, but he's super closeted. So we had

886
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 10: to do this three hour session where the first half

887
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 10: I'm a woman and I go into the bathroom for

888
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 10: like a full clock like change like wig, you know,

889
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 10: like lowering my voice, changing to a man. I come

890
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 10: out with a big strap and I pretend to I

891
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 10: was Tom For the rest of those was like truly

892
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 10: one woman play.

893
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound like a fat Your bomb sounds like it

894
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: wasn't a bomb, but I was like, you know it was.

895
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 10: I'm not an actress, so I felt really silly. For

896
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 10: the last hour and a half.

897
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: I was dating a British gal allegedly while ago are

898
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: you sure she was a Welsh. She might have been Welsh,

899
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: but she uh. She goes, do you have any fantasies?

900
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't know you and probably

901
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: some other hot chick.

902
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

903
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: It's just the usual too. And then she's like, no,

904
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: there's so freaky enough.

905
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: Sorry.

906
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 5: She's like, that's some fucking freaky enough.

907
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 6: Night, you know.

908
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: She she talked like Clive Owen. And I was like,

909
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: what what is your fantasy? Girlfriend of mine? And she

910
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: went she goes, I'm breaking and entering rape fantasy. Okay,

911
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: what do you what do you mean? What do you

912
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: want to do? She goes, I want you to come in.

913
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: And I had a little shitty apartment at the time.

914
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 3: I just broke.

915
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: She goes, come and break, Pretend you're breaking into the

916
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: apartment and jump my bones. And I was like all right.

917
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: And it was like a really bad one man playing

918
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: a little city apartment. I had a little like flat

919
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: screen on the like wall that was like this big,

920
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: and I went I went boom, thank god, no one's here.

921
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal this flat wait a beautiful woman. And

922
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: then she was like, just shut up. I was like, no, no, no,

923
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: you're probably I was like David, can I just give

924
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: me just they can do the horizontal hooky pookey. I

925
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: wasn't good at what you do, so well, what was

926
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: the worst worst.

927
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 3: Gig you had?

928
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 4: Though?

929
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 10: The worst? I mean that's like relative, right, Like how'd

930
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 10: you get into it?

931
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: I mean the first the early days, there must have

932
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: been some fucking swings and missus.

933
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 10: Yeah. I think like sometimes it's just like bad bondage,

934
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 10: you know, people breaking out of it. And like I

935
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 10: once had this guy, Oh, I once had this guy.

936
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 10: He was like I mean I think he was a

937
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 10: football player, Like he was six or five, like huge,

938
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 10: his one of his legs is like the sides of

939
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 10: my torso. And he was like, I want to feel

940
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 10: like a small girl. I don't know how much I

941
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 10: can put you in bond to make you feel like

942
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 10: a small girl. And in the early days, I didn't

943
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 10: know how to do it very well. And so he

944
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 10: was just breaking out of it and like just constantly

945
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 10: like coming out of that headspace, you know, and not

946
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 10: feeling he wasn't just he wasn't feeling the way he

947
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 10: wanted to feel the whole time.

948
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 7: Good money for that shit earlier.

949
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 10: I'm more experienced now.

950
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 7: Though, now you would be able to make someone feel

951
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 7: like a small girl if they want to. Yeah, right, m.

952
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me with my west what's

953
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: your bomb?

954
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I don't know.

955
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 1: We're starting to show over again. What you got.

956
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 7: We got some honey common testing with some beef tries

957
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 7: there it's like a it's a turtle soup bass and

958
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 7: then you have a bunch of tendons.

959
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: That's pretty much it.

960
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Thanks for showing me that you need to bite right. No,

961
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: a little bit, Joe, you've had some something.

962
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 3: It's great.

963
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: Might be walking his camera.

964
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 7: I feel nothing, Joe, I feel.

965
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 11: You don't want to disrespect tradition here exactly, it's my tradition.

966
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 6: This is what this is cultures and.

967
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: This is a cultural you know this is here maybe

968
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: something that was an act different jobs German where we draw.

969
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 3: Eat.

970
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 6: Wait, it's not like crickets and roasted dry roasted crickets.

971
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 10: They think that crickets need seasoning.

972
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, you need some flavor ears, piggures.

973
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: There's the pigures. You are good.

974
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 7: It's pushing it.

975
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not trying the turtle soup.

976
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 6: Please have some crickets crickets.

977
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean actually the turtle soup is not bad,

978
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 7: the soup not. You gotta get the honeycomb tripe in there.

979
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta start playing this ship out. It tastes

980
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 5: too good, but the people need to think that we're

981
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 5: in hell right now.

982
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 3: It tastes.

983
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 6: There is all of it.

984
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: It's been let me pass it.

985
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 7: That's something NotI the one.

986
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: Literally, it's really not. Why not? Man?

987
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 5: I wish you'd have a pigure because I.

988
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 7: Don't eat years, but years I would eat. I would

989
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 7: suck a toe, but I wouldn't eat a pig. Here

990
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 7: cowiere monkey ear and.

991
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: Was sucking her toes.

992
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 10: She was.

993
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 7: What, of course?

994
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: What was your sexual bomb here?

995
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 7: I promise the most mild thing here. Why does it

996
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 7: look like skin?

997
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: Guys stunning?

998
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 7: This looks like skin?

999
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: Everything is everything is skin?

1000
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 7: When not everything skin?

1001
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say, whiskey, dick, you know, like it's

1002
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 6: just something boring And no, no, it is yet.

1003
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: Grilled squid?

1004
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: Did I It's not squid?

1005
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 10: This is square squid.

1006
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 6: You're a fucking night man.

1007
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: You what the fun? When when did I tell you terrible?

1008
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 4: Tell me?

1009
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 10: What?

1010
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: Tell me? Where? I told you?

1011
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 4: Sorry?

1012
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: When we were at that place in green Point that

1013
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: the Gnoma guy opened up the restaurants, talk about there's

1014
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: another tourist story. I think you're on your rated Germany.

1015
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Man, you know what I'm

1016
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: You're picking up what I'm laying down. No, you were

1017
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: doing that. You were doing a bit of a German boogaloo.

1018
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

1019
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 6: Just stay away from there, the German. I'm a I'm

1020
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 6: a bomless sex. I have a bomless sex life on

1021
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 6: the Switzerland sex. Thanks for asking, Okay, thank you?

1022
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: Is there anything else?

1023
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: But I think we know?

1024
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, all right, I've had due.

1025
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 6: Dunk feet kind of.

1026
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: Have a nervous sing. Thank you for coming on the show.

1027
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: Go to her career and Joe call me and Jack here.

1028
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Probably it's like all bone throw up.

1029
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 7: He don't look good.

1030
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't look Yeah, I didn't ask you throw up.

1031
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: Nobody else got of a nervous stomach, you know what

1032
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: I mean?

1033
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 5: How did you start sweating?

1034
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: Nobody else.

1035
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 3: Where did you get your start?

1036
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 14: You don't want to look at that bad carpet, you

1037
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 14: know what I mean. It's all the years in the ballet.

1038
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,479
Speaker 14: Thank you guys for coming on the show.

1039
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: I'm glad my mom's deep. Yeah, yeah, I.

1040
00:53:50,400 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 8: Got my dad's definitely. Oh, have a little bit of it.

1041
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 5: Right there, A little bits stomach, you know.

1042
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard that. I've heard from a number

1043
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: of people.

1044
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 4: We should have like a competition so you can get

1045
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 4: it like a certain distance from a window, and so

1046
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 4: you can get it stuck to the window.

1047
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: Play that game with you any any day, any night.

1048
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 3: I'll play that game with you. Jump.

1049
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 8: I won't play that.

1050
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 3: I'm not scared anymore. Don't be scared.

1051
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 15: You got this, Yeah, it was just like the way

1052
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 15: the feet looked. Maybe you feel you know, Yeah, it's disgusting.

1053
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 15: It's temporary, and it will pass.

1054
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 6: Everything passes.

1055
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: And then how did you learn? Did you have a

1056
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: domb mother that thought you?

1057
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 10: I think my brain's just wird, weird since a young age.

1058
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you knew this was the life for you.

1059
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 10: The first time I flogged a man in the dungeons,

1060
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 10: it felt like speaking to me. Yeah, I was like,

1061
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 10: this is my vocation. It really was like electricity from the.

1062
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: God.

1063
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's beautiful.

1064
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:24,720
Speaker 1: What's flogging?

1065
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 10: It's with that tool?

1066
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: This is a flog tool.

1067
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is a flog nervous dual purposes.

1068
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I get jealous, and.

1069
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 10: You know, I think a lot of my job is

1070
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 10: very Yeah, if it's on the intersection of like.

1071
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: Arts, I can't look at it. All right, thank you

1072
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: guys so much for doing the job.

1073
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: Really, I'll be with Avid Condre.

1074
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: All right, listen up, we got some disposure for you.

1075
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

1076
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life. Now's your

1077
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: chance to tell me all about it. Babo. I want

1078
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: to hear your worst, most cringe worthy What the fuck

1079
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: was I thinking? What just happened? Moment? So pick up

1080
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: your phone and dial seven one six Bombing at seven

1081
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: one six two six six twenty four sixty four and

1082
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: leave me a voicemail and we might just play it

1083
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: on a future episode.

1084
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andres brought to you by Will Ferrell's

1085
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 2: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast.

1086
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,439
Speaker 1: Our executive producer is Noa Abar. Our producer's Bei Wang.

1087
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: Our research assistant is David Carliner. Our editor and sound

1088
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: designers Andy Harris. Our art is by Dylan Vanderberg. His

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Speaker 1: podcast is recorded at Sweet Tea Studios.