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Speaker 1: is starting right now. It's bricking Jemmy the podcast. I

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Speaker 2: With the huge announcement.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and we've got one of the most diabolical confessions

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Speaker 1: got some good comments to read, right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've been reading them all morning. Okay, I saw

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Speaker 3: one from Paul Smithson. Okay, I might be saying that wrong, Sorry, Paul.

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Speaker 4: He says, I.

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Speaker 3: Work as a handyman, and whenever I have to swim

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Speaker 3: you guys help me stay in a good mood. And

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Speaker 3: I hate the itch fiberglass gives me. So your show

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, my dad tried so hard to

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I can not for a million dollars Brook.

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Speaker 2: It's just a couple of spiders.

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Speaker 4: No nightmares about that thing.

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Speaker 2: A couple of spiders nests with thousands in there.

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Speaker 4: But it's fine.

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Speaker 3: No, thanks, Paul and Quentin said, since I'm first, can

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Speaker 3: I be the comment reading. I love listening to y'all

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Speaker 3: and I don't think I missed an episode ever since

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Speaker 3: I found y'all on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for making my day.

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Speaker 5: Hey, well he found us two days ago.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Ready, Hey, thanks for finding us

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Speaker 2: through TikTok.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of TikTok dupes out there. They're still

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Speaker 1: in all of our old stuff.

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Speaker 2: But that's all right. That's all right. As long as

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Speaker 2: you find us here and you get the official stuff,

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Speaker 2: that's all we care about.

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Speaker 1: So thank you, comment, subscribe, share, like, do the thing,

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Speaker 1: and let's get this show started.

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Speaker 6: It happened to Blockbuster. H oh, it happened to bed,

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Speaker 6: Bath and Beyond.

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Speaker 2: Who's going away now?

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Speaker 6: Joe add another to the list because the company twenty

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Speaker 6: three and meter just announced it's initiated Chapter eleven proceedings.

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Speaker 7: Shit, everyone figure out where they belonged to came?

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Speaker 1: I was reading and they're like, well, part of the

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Speaker 1: problem was people only came to use us once.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then not much of a bus This smile

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Speaker 6: and it's a one and done in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Am I still costa rican? I'm just curious.

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Speaker 6: Did anybody in this room do an ancestry tests through them?

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Speaker 5: You guys made me do one, like.

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Speaker 8: I think it was it was one of them.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking.

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Speaker 1: You need to go in and delete your info asap

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Speaker 1: because they don't know what's going to happen to everybody's information.

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Speaker 5: That's the problem.

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Speaker 6: Everybody who used them freaking out wondering what is going

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Speaker 6: to happen with all of my DNA dad. Yes, so spittube,

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Speaker 6: do you want the good news or the bad news?

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Speaker 5: First? Give me the bad news?

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Speaker 9: Always bad news first.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna start with the good news. I guess the

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Speaker 6: good news is they had a massive data breach about

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Speaker 6: a year ago, so already seven million people's private DNA

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Speaker 2: That was before they were baker, before the bank.

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Speaker 5: Information is already out there. That's the good news. This

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Speaker 5: good the bad news.

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Speaker 6: No one's sure who is going to eventually buy all

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Speaker 2: But somebody could just buy your DNA.

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Speaker 6: Whoever does buy it, though, as long as they respect

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Speaker 6: it's twenty three and me.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my best friend about it, who

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Speaker 2: Do not take any of those DNA tests.

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Speaker 5: And you guys made me do. Yeah, guinea pig.

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Speaker 2: There's not enough laws surrounding it yet.

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Speaker 9: I hope I'm traveling in Europe in like ten years

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Speaker 9: and I walk by me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm glad.

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Speaker 6: The clear people at the airport only have my retina

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Speaker 5: There's nothing they can do with that.

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Speaker 2: That's a little less obtrusive than DNA.

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Speaker 6: There is a possibility that the guy who owns Tinder

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Speaker 6: bad news for Brooking her family. So there really is

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Speaker 6: not a lot of good news coming out of this.

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Speaker 1: They used to do that with blood types on your

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Speaker 6: Yeah, here is something to smile about, though.

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Speaker 5: The shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: You can't file chapter eleven on a segment that's already

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Speaker 6: morally bankrupt.

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Speaker 5: It makes zero money. Our digital producer knows it. Show

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Speaker 5: them why.

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Speaker 7: Today is National Joe Day.

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Speaker 5: Jo I'm a Joe.

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Speaker 7: Whether you're a Joe or a Joey, or a Joseph

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Speaker 7: Jojo or even Joe Mama, today your day to shine yee.

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Speaker 7: So let's be honest. Not all Joe's are created equal.

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Speaker 7: You've got your average Joe's, your schmo Joe's, your sloppy Joe's,

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Speaker 7: your gi Joe's. But some Joe's really stood out above

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Speaker 7: the rest and made their mark on the world. That's

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Speaker 7: why today we're gonna quiz your famous Joe knowledge during

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Speaker 7: a special you Don't Know Joe audition up ay of

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Speaker 7: twenty you say number one through twenty, I'll give you

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Speaker 7: clues about a famous, real or fictional Joe, or you

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Speaker 7: just have to name them to stay in the game.

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who wants to know if

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Speaker 7: Joe Grandpa has any space in his will and testament.

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Speaker 7: That's Alexis eight eight Alexis this Joe went from Amtrak

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Speaker 7: enthusiasts to the Oval office.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean you sounds just like him right now.

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious, pretty simple.

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Speaker 5: You can get apression.

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Speaker 4: What you say, Joe Biden.

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Speaker 7: Everyone likes trains Brook.

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Speaker 1: It's your turn, all right, give me Joe number twelve Brook.

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Speaker 7: This actor is both terrifying and hilarious, and he can

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Speaker 7: make funny. How the most intimidating question ever, Ooh, what

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Speaker 7: Joe is this funny?

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Speaker 5: How funny?

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Speaker 10: Where?

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Speaker 2: John Black?

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Speaker 11: Who?

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Speaker 1: Joe?

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Speaker 2: I'm funny?

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Speaker 5: How I'm Joe funny? How it's not ringing a bell?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Man, I can't think of it either. I guess he.

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Speaker 5: Tries to be a comedian, he.

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Speaker 2: Says Joe Schmo, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Spike TV's reality showed from the early two thousands. A person,

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Speaker 7: it's Joe Peshy says funny, How I believe in Goodfellas?

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Speaker 8: Never the line when he's like, fun funny you funny?

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Speaker 10: How?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I had never gotten there.

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Speaker 5: I didn't get there until after.

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Speaker 10: Sorry.

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Speaker 7: I saved the accents for jose Ye say help me here,

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Speaker 7: jose it's your turn. Helped me out with a number

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Speaker 7: four four Jose. This is the only Joe who could

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Speaker 7: throw a football so well people still talk about him

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Speaker 8: Oh my, hold on. My original thing is mean Joe

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Speaker 8: Green from the commercial. But Joe throw Joe Flacco. There's

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Speaker 8: I mean Joe Brady.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this in the gen I thought that was his stepbrother,

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Speaker 7: I can'not think of this.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna feel dumb.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to say Joe Flacca.

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Speaker 7: Joe Flacco is incorrect. I'm thinking of Joe Montana. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: it's your return eight, four and twelve are off the board.

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Speaker 7: Number two, number two Jeffrey. Proof that you don't need

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Speaker 7: a job, money or talent if you have enough sandwiches.

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Speaker 7: TV character Joe is it? Oh my gosh, I know,

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Speaker 7: and I need his first and last name.

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Speaker 13: I think I know this one.

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Speaker 9: I think jeff very much knows this.

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Speaker 6: A famous sandwich Joe. There's Bob's Burgers.

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Speaker 2: There a guy named Joe and Bob's.

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Speaker 5: I can't think of what the subway guy was not

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Speaker 5: a Joe.

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Speaker 2: Get big of that. That was Jared.

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Speaker 7: There was a guy.

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Speaker 5: Jimmy, now Jimmy Johnny. I feel like i'm getting close?

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Speaker 2: They're all very generic names. Talk about sandwich guys.

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Speaker 7: Don't need a job, money or talent. If you have

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Speaker 7: enough sandwiches.

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Speaker 5: Don't you know the job or money or talent.

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Speaker 2: But what if it's just a competitive eater.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Joey Chestnut your best friend. There we go, Thank you,

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Speaker 6: Joey Chestnuts. Jeffery said, Joey Chestnut, that is.

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Speaker 7: Correct. You didn't have a job a lot of the time.

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Speaker 7: He was an actor. Sometimes eat a bunch of sandwiches,

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Speaker 7: Joey trib.

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Speaker 5: Jeff I was like, dude, you know this. We really

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Speaker 5: didn't know Joe at all.

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Speaker 6: Got any right, I don't know ye Joe.

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Speaker 5: Steel memory in action.

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Speaker 6: So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 6: cotton eyed Joe by the red Neck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, brings me back to college.

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Speaker 2: Got now, Joe, I've been married a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: Woodage come from woodage, go wettage, come from gott nae.

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Speaker 5: Shot collar. Question of the day. We got your phone

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Speaker 5: tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 14: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: We are, what now nine months away from Christmas?

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Speaker 2: We're doing that countdown.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 6: I'm already getting stressed about the holidays, even though it's

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Speaker 6: nine months out, just thinking about my uncle Lou. After

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Speaker 6: Fairy is actually a government spy for the Deep State.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the power moved by the tooth fairy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: One of our listeners was in the same boat, worried

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Speaker 6: about the holidays, and instead of visiting his family, he

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Speaker 6: figured out.

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Speaker 5: How to escape the holidays for an entire week.

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Speaker 6: Wow Wow, Now was his plan diabolical? Sure did he

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Speaker 6: have to lie to all of his loved ones, of course,

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Speaker 6: but he says it was the best week.

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Speaker 5: Of his whole year.

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Speaker 6: And you're gonna hear how he did it in a

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Speaker 6: brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 7: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back ow armed.

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Speaker 6: Mass speaker t next to seven eight, five nine, who says,

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Speaker 6: not too long ago, I had the unfortunate situation where

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Speaker 5: A nighttime wedding.

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Speaker 2: Oh who.

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Speaker 6: I finished the marathon, but exhausted, I was determined to

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Speaker 2: In the video, the guy, yeah, we were a little metals.

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Speaker 4: They knew what you did.

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Speaker 2: At least, good friends for letting you rest.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 6: You know you're making the wedding book for sure, and

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Speaker 6: And that's the deal we struck with our listener Warren today.

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Speaker 6: At least that's his fake name that he chose for himself, Warren.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 15: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: We love a good.

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Speaker 2: Confession, Warren love when a person's awake.

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Speaker 6: Off to a great start. Voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 6: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 14: All right.

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Speaker 15: So I haven't told anybody this, but this past holiday

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Speaker 15: season I was just over it.

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Speaker 5: Or like the whole idea of the holidays.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I just did not want to do the

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Speaker 2: I mean, is it normally a big thing? In your family.

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Speaker 11: Or oh for sure?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so there's a lot of expectations going into

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Speaker 1: the season for you.

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Speaker 5: Why do you feel that way?

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Speaker 15: Well, I mean you have to travel and then small

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Speaker 15: talk with your family about the same old crab.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like Jeff is Jeff calling in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel your brother.

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Speaker 15: I mean, I love my family, but I just couldn't.

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Speaker 14: Do it this year.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, what you do?

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Speaker 8: Did your own thing?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, well did you break your mother's heart and

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Speaker 2: not show up? Is that what you did? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Because if my kids are listening and they plan on

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Speaker 1: doing that in twenty years when they're adults, they will

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Speaker 1: be written out of the will.

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Speaker 5: Was that your plan?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 15: So I told my parents I was going to be

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Speaker 15: visiting with my girlfriend's family for Christmas.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, okay, Well, at least they can unders than that.

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Speaker 2: No, I won't understand it.

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Speaker 15: Well, and then I told my girlfriend that I was

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Speaker 15: going to go home and visit my family for Christy.

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, oh wait, you were why you weren't going

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Speaker 4: Didn't want to spend it with her either?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 15: No, I mean I said that because like going to

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Speaker 15: her families would have been the same story, different locations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we get while you said it, you were lying

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Speaker 1: to both so you didn't have to see anyone.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so everyone thinks you have other commitments and really

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Speaker 9: you're just doing your own thing, right, What did you do?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: So instead I booked myself a solo trip to Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Way boy, I did. I don't know how I feel

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Speaker 5: about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't knowing that if they found out your mother

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so risky.

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Speaker 5: Seriously, how did that go?

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 15: I mean, look, for one whole week, I just relaxed.

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Speaker 15: I laid out by the pool, I watched movies, I

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Speaker 15: got room service, and I had total peace.

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Speaker 16: I'll be honest with you guys.

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Speaker 13: That was the magic on you.

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Speaker 1: What happens if like someone wants to FaceTime you, like

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Speaker 1: your dad is like, oh, let's pull, or your girlfriend

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Speaker 5: Run down of the lobby and by the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 15: So at night I do a zoom call with my

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Speaker 15: girlfriend from my hotel room, just sitting on the bed,

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Speaker 15: told her I was on my parents, guessing.

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Speaker 6: She hasn't been to your parents' house before No, no, okay,

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Speaker 6: so she wouldn't know.

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Speaker 15: So then I'd do a zoom call with my parents

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Speaker 15: after that, and I'd just be totally free the rest

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Speaker 15: of the time.

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Speaker 11: I mean, no joke.

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Speaker 15: It was the best holiday break I ever have.

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Speaker 1: But I guess if you don't do it near a

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Speaker 1: like it's you know, it's the time change too.

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Speaker 6: Was it hard to keep that charade going becase because

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Speaker 6: same time.

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Speaker 15: Well, honestly, the hardest part was that I had to

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Speaker 15: be careful about not coming home to Tan because that would.

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Speaker 5: Get in Hawaii.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, if you come home like super Tan, like don't

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Speaker 6: don't your parents live up in like the northeast where

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Speaker 6: it's like covered in snow?

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Speaker 14: Right?

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Speaker 2: That is so funny? So wait, did you ever get caught?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 15: So, I mean I just had to make sure that

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Speaker 15: I had to stay in the shade the whole time,

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Speaker 15: which wasn't easy. But I came home afterwards and felt

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Speaker 15: super rejuvenated. I mean, no one had any idea and

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Speaker 15: my girlfriend had no idea and we're still really good.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You do know at some point you're going to have

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Speaker 1: your first Christmas together and your parents are going to

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Speaker 1: be confused because you've.

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Speaker 17: Already done that.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean you didn't.

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Speaker 2: Think about that problem.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, future Warren will worry about that.

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Speaker 11: I mean.

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Speaker 15: And the thing is, I know I can't do this forever,

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Speaker 15: but I'm just kind of like pushing back my proposal

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Speaker 15: with her because because I just want one last holiday

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Speaker 15: vacation by myself.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I want to do that one more time.

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Speaker 15: It was so rejuvenating.

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Speaker 5: What one more holiday solo.

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Speaker 6: You'll lie to everybody, just one last time for Christmas

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Speaker 6: and then.

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Speaker 2: You'll get engaged.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and why she doesn't find out, then there will

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Speaker 3: be no relationship.

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Speaker 12: Well, look, I don't look at it as lying.

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Speaker 15: I'm just you know, not telling them the whole.

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Speaker 1: Would you say that you're going to be your girlfriends

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Speaker 1: for Christmas and you're in watching by yourself.

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Speaker 5: That's a lie.

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Speaker 6: It's not lying, it's just not telling the truth. Totally

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Speaker 6: different things Hawaiian culture.

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Speaker 9: I don't think you're lying at all.

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Speaker 5: No, they don't have a word for lame. Yes, and

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Speaker 5: that's called relaxing. So you enjoy getting laid in Hawaii holiday.

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Speaker 2: Season, because you're not going to get laid at all, and.

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Speaker 5: Texting in the seven eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 6: If you have a confess you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 6: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 6: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the work from home crowd.

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Speaker 5: There's still a few left.

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Speaker 2: God, good for you. Stay strong, stay strong.

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Speaker 5: We are we are all jealous of here.

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Speaker 6: And if you're in the customer service business, you're probably

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Speaker 6: on your couch in your pjs, sipping a hot coco

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Speaker 6: pretending to listen to the client while watching the Menendez

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Speaker 5: I mean, you're living the life basically. So Brooke is.

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Speaker 6: Going to try to live vicariously through those people by

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Speaker 6: pretending to be a work at home claims adjuster for

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Speaker 6: an insurance company.

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Speaker 5: Let's see how that works out. In your phone tap

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Speaker 5: right now, it's another.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hi, my name is Jesse Peach.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling from insurance. Is this Bonnie?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is great Bonnie.

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Speaker 4: I love that name.

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Speaker 11: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call about the recent claim you

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Speaker 1: made on your insurance.

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Speaker 4: Oh and I do need detail.

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Speaker 1: Real quick, real quick before we start anything. Formalities out

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Speaker 1: of the way. This call is being recorded for quality assurance, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I am working from home at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Oh great, okay, So let's just start from the beginning.

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Speaker 11: Is that your toilet?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 11: What did you just did you seriously just flush your

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Speaker 11: toilet on me.

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Speaker 4: I didn't hear that.

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Speaker 11: You didn't hear you didn't you didn't just flash the toilet.

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Speaker 4: I didn't hear it.

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Speaker 11: And that was zipper?

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Speaker 4: Oh was it?

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Speaker 11: Do you need a few minutes, like to get yourself

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Speaker 11: together or Oh?

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Speaker 4: I'm not distracted at all. I am right here with you, mon.

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Speaker 11: I don't want to be right there with you if

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Speaker 11: you're in the bathroom. Do you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: Okay, not in the bathroom anymore. So we're all good,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 11: Okay, But I didn't hear you wash your hands.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that seems a little judge.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna hear any thing I do on this call.

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Speaker 11: It was totally It was totally judgy. I meant it

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Speaker 11: to me judgy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you were reversing out of your driveway.

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Speaker 11: Okay, do I hear a duck now? And you own

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Speaker 11: a duck?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I don't own a duck. I'm fostering him.

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Speaker 11: Okay, but I haven't fed him.

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Speaker 4: His grilled cheese yet this morning.

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Speaker 1: But how is mama supposed to get anything done if

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Speaker 1: you could be interrupting me?

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Speaker 11: Okay? Need I need you to listen to me? Okay,

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Speaker 11: I am busy. You aren't calling me during the work day.

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Speaker 11: I do not have the luxury of working at home

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Speaker 11: and playing with the duck.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you and I are locked in. I was not

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Speaker 1: playing with barnaby. He was just noodling me.

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Speaker 4: You know how ducks can be.

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Speaker 11: No, I don't, but I do know that we need

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Speaker 11: to get on with.

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Speaker 1: My claim right right, and I have that right here

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Speaker 1: in front of me. But can you just give me

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Speaker 1: one second? I'm just feeling so parched.

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Speaker 4: And oh my god, a little sip of PEPSI.

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Speaker 11: What the hell is that? Now?

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Speaker 4: Where were we?

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Speaker 11: What was that? You know that was right in my ear?

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Speaker 4: Oh? I'm so sorry. I should have moved the straw away.

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Speaker 1: As far as the damage to your vehicle, that's what

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Speaker 1: we're concerned about right now.

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Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 11: You know, I was just gonna say the same thing.

459
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,879
Speaker 2: I'll just hold for one second.

460
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 1: My Uberry driver is outside and he can't get through

461
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: the electric fence.

462
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 11: The electric fence.

463
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 4: That's not my uber.

464
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 11: Ea, what is going on?

465
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 4: It looks like they found me. So here's what's gonna happen.

466
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 4: I need to finish up your call. Then I have

467
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 4: to go underground.

468
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,880
Speaker 11: So I need you to finish what.

469
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 4: I need from you.

470
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 1: I need you to please tell my story and don't

471
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 1: let people forget me.

472
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm going to forget you as soon as this

473
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:17,640
Speaker 11: is over.

474
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 4: I knew using my real name was a mistake.

475
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,479
Speaker 5: Jesse Peach.

476
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 4: Of course they'd find me.

477
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that wasn't the FBI at the door.

478
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 4: Did you hear that?

479
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 11: I don't know what I'm hearing at this point.

480
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh, you're hearing a round of applause for being on

481
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,160
Speaker 1: a prank phone call.

482
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 11: A prank phone call.

483
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually break from Brick and.

484
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

485
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 11: This past few minutes of insanity was a prank.

486
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a phone tap. It's a thing we

487
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 2: do on the show. That was the surprise party to

488
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 2: end it all.

489
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 1: Way is that funny?

490
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 11: What is.

491
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,479
Speaker 7: That's really going on?

492
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: As your boyfriend set you up, he said, you've been

493
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: frustrated with the insurance. Oh sorry, that actually was my zipper,

494
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, but you've been frustrated with the insurance companies

495
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: and thought he'd make you laugh.

496
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 11: Do I sound like I'm laughing?

497
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 2: Not yet, but I could make that happen.

498
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 11: And he thought this was funny.

499
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: Well he hasn't heard it yet, so maybe not. He

500
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 2: I do not think it's funny either.

501
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 11: Mm hmm.

502
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 4: Go what I love working from home?

503
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 10: Oh?

504
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 2: Makes she hung up?

505
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 14: Wake Up every morning was fun tap weekday mornings on

506
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 14: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

507
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 6: It's not easy to date a professional athlete. You have

508
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 6: to deal with the fame, the travel, the constant protein

509
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 6: shake breath not a peanut butter smell. But it's even

510
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 6: harder to date an athlete in a totally obscure sport

511
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 6: that you've never even heard of before. Oh that was

512
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 6: the biggest obstacle facing one of our listeners. We were

513
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 6: all wondering, one is this sport actually real? And two

514
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 6: is it possible to date anybody who does it?

515
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 5: Today?

516
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 6: All of our questions are going to be answered because

517
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 6: we have two listeners coming back for a special second

518
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 6: Date update update.

519
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 5: That happens right after this second Date update.

520
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 6: If you put something on your dating profile or your

521
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 6: dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's

522
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 6: one hundred percent serious, what are you supposed to do?

523
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 2: Laugh at yourself a little bit.

524
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 6: For example, on my Jay Date profile, I wrote, my

525
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 6: mom made this dating account without my permission because she

526
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 6: is that desperate for me to find love.

527
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.

528
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: I thought she did make it for it.

529
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,239
Speaker 6: She did, and then I took it over and I

530
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 6: was like, I didn't make this my mom did. The

531
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 6: women did not think it was funny.

532
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm not a woman, so I think it's funny.

533
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 14: Yeah.

534
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 6: And one of our listeners, one of our listeners knows

535
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 6: exactly what it's like to be misunderstood on the dating apps.

536
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 5: His name is Mike, So Mike, welcome to the show man.

537
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 13: Hey, how you guys doing it?

538
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 6: Did say in your email that women do not believe

539
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 6: what's written on your bio is actually real what's on there?

540
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 13: So yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a

541
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,360
Speaker 13: car jitsu expert.

542
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 5: What carjitsu cargitsu, not jiujitsu?

543
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 6: See Brook, this is why people get confused. Even just

544
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 6: the word doesn't make it.

545
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 2: What does it mean? You like grapple with automobiles?

546
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 13: Well everyone thinks it's a made up term, right, but

547
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 13: I do it. It's a real sport. And I think

548
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,959
Speaker 13: you guys clip in my email.

549
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said. Look,

550
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 6: let me take a second to show my co host

551
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 6: because they have not seen this yet.

552
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 5: Are you ready to look?

553
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

554
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.

555
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car.

556
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 5: They're fighting in a car.

557
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 9: George closed, Oh my god, we're in the back seat.

558
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 6: Now.

559
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 13: It is how it works, right at the start of

560
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 13: the match, you have two people sit in the driver's

561
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 13: seat and one in the passengers. Okay, okay, So now

562
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 13: once a match start, both fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.

563
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 13: We just attempt to like get at the other person.

564
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 13: We tend to like subdue them in the vehicle.

565
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 6: Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout point.

566
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 2: Who can the other I mean spoiler, but I always win?

567
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, is it frustrating that people don't know

568
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: what this is or are you okay with it?

569
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 10: Yeah?

570
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 13: All the girls ask me about it and they get

571
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 13: really confused.

572
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: Isn't that why you put it on your profile so

573
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: you could send them videos of your sexily grappling with men?

574
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 13: Well, first of all, I put it on my profile

575
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 13: because they asked you what your job is, right, and

576
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 13: that's my job.

577
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 5: Expert.

578
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this cool.

579
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 9: You know, slat boxing is huge in all these other

580
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 9: countries right now and people in America, but it's like

581
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 9: literally generating millions of dollars.

582
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 6: There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,

583
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 6: and it's good that we have a backup plane for

584
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 6: when our careers go down the drains.

585
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: So I'm going to do that pony prancing one where

586
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 2: you act like.

587
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 6: A yeah, but how does this get into you and

588
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 6: your date that you went on?

589
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, so pretty much. All the girls asked me about

590
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 13: it and they get really confused. Yeah, but Catherine, she

591
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 13: said she's actually seen it online before.

592
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 5: Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to

593
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 5: be calling today.

594
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 2: You found the one person.

595
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 5: That's cool.

596
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 2: So did she like, take a huge interest on your date.

597
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, that really helped me break the act with it.

598
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 5: Okay, where'd you go?

599
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 13: We went to a bar and it was going all right,

600
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 13: but things started getting a little out of hands when

601
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 13: we started drinking.

602
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: In a fun way or a bad way.

603
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 13: Well uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend

604
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 13: will take anyone on in kars.

605
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh oh, but she called you her boyfriend.

606
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 4: So do you like that or do you not like that?

607
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 13: I loved it? Okay, Wow, she actually pulled out her

608
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 13: phone and showed me videos to a few tables.

609
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, that's not horrible, but everyone was laughing.

610
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: Funny, it's the move from the front seat to the

611
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: back seat was funny with another girl.

612
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 4: You don't know jiu jitsu. You don't know what's happening

613
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 4: rolling around.

614
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 5: Fighting in a car. They were you offended that there

615
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 5: was laughter?

616
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 13: Well, I get it's kind of different when it looks

617
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 13: unusual and a little funny. But I've been training for

618
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 13: this for years and I do make a decent amount

619
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 13: of money from that, you know, like I'm living from

620
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 13: this as well.

621
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 5: It makes sense to you, that's all that matters.

622
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: So but I mean, did that ruin your date because

623
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: it sounds so good, like she called your boyfriend.

624
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 13: She yeah, but afterwards she realized that maybe she was

625
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 13: getting a little bit out of control.

626
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: Maybe she's embarrassed.

627
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 13: No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,

628
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 13: I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying

629
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 13: annoyed that she's telling me that I was.

630
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 5: I know, I'm really not. I'm going to be if

631
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 5: you keep saying that.

632
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: It really does sound like they're in a relationship.

633
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 6: And the fact that she was like, look at my man,

634
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 6: you don't want to let her go. I understand why

635
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 6: you reached out to us. What's happened since that night?

636
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 13: Pretty much? Bro, she's not calling me okay.

637
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 14: All right?

638
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: And do you have any idea why.

639
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 13: She might be embarrassed because she was a bit drunk.

640
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 13: But you know, I don't take anything about it, like,

641
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 13: I still think she's an amazing girl.

642
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you just need a chance to tell her that.

643
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 13: Well, that's why I call it. I hope you guys

644
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 13: can get her on the line.

645
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 5: Oh all right, is that a threat? Because I don't

646
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 5: want to make you mad or anything, dude, I want

647
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 5: to know I hope you I'm mad. He drives to

648
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 5: the station. He's like, get in.

649
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 6: Okay, we're gonna do whatever you say here, Mike. We're

650
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 6: just gonna come back. We'll call Katherine for you, and

651
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 6: we'll make sure that you get your second date update

652
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 6: right after this.

653
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 5: Okay, everyone, all right, don't hurt me. Second date update.

654
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

655
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

656
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: right after you here.

657
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: Part two.

658
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 6: We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show,

659
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 6: their professions, their interests, and hobbies.

660
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 5: This might be one of.

661
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 6: The strangest, though, because one of our listeners, Mike is

662
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 6: a professional car jitsu fighter. Yeah, we're a car jitsu wrestler.

663
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,239
Speaker 6: I said, don't know what the exact terminology is.

664
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: It's like m m A. It's like a car artist.

665
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, artists whatever. He is. He's a pro at it. Yeah,

666
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 5: But somebody who.

667
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 6: Was familiar with it and was proud of him was

668
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 6: his date, Catherine.

669
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 5: A little too proud.

670
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was so proud that at the bar she

671
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 6: drunkenly stood up and challenged any man there to fight

672
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 6: her boyfriend in car jitsu and That's where the fun

673
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 6: kind of ended, because she began to sober up afterwards

674
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 6: and started saying, are you mad at me?

675
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 5: That I told everybody about that and showed them the videos?

676
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 12: Are you mad?

677
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 6: And he kept saying no, and she kept saying, yeah,

678
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 6: I can tell you're mad at me, You're mad?

679
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 5: And that didn't go well.

680
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 6: So now here we are days later, she might be

681
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 6: too embarrassed to talk to him again.

682
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 5: At least that's what Mike thinks.

683
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 7: Mike, are you mad at us?

684
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I mean if we don't get him to.

685
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 6: Day So, do you have any any final thoughts before

686
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 6: we call Catherine?

687
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 5: Anything else that we should know?

688
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 13: Look, I really want to see her again. I mean

689
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 13: it's just really rare. We're all gla knows about this,

690
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 13: and who's probably going to be willing to support me

691
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 13: through it.

692
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 11: You know.

693
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 13: She's literally with my biggest cheerleader that night.

694
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 3: Well, I can totally imagine her when you're in the

695
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 3: middle of a match or whatever it is, her banging

696
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 3: on the window cheering for you of the car.

697
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,479
Speaker 6: Maybe she can get into the profession a little bit too.

698
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 6: If this works out, I'm going to dial here right now.

699
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 6: Let's see if she picks up here we go Hello,

700
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 6: Hi is this Catherine?

701
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 11: Yes?

702
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 17: Who is this?

703
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 5: Hey Catherine. We're a radio show.

704
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 6: We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

705
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 6: hoping to borrow just a few minutes of your time.

706
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 5: If that's okay? Uh no, did you say no?

707
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: That's yeah? We don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,

708
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: Can I ask?

709
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: Can we ask?

710
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 5: Why the thing is?

711
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 6: We're not calling on behalf of us. We're actually calling

712
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 6: on behalf of somebody. You know, a guy named Mike

713
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 6: that you went on a date with recently.

714
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh wait, does that change things?

715
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk to us now?

716
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

717
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 6: Okay, because we don't just call random people for no reason.

718
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 6: But this is part of a segment we do called

719
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 6: second Date Update.

720
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 17: Okay, so sorry, we're.

721
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 5: On a mission.

722
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 9: We want to hook you back up with Mike.

723
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 5: Because he told us the story of what happened that night, and.

724
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 17: God, it sounds like a fun night.

725
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 4: It was a fun night.

726
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 11: I have been barren.

727
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 5: Okay, we've been there.

728
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 6: He mentioned that you stood up at one point and

729
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 6: challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in card jitsu.

730
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, I did. Do that.

731
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 6: Okay, Well it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem.

732
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 6: Then with the night, we're trying to help Mike figure

733
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 6: out if there was a specific reason that.

734
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 5: You've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.

735
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, So here's what happened. And I was embarrassed, and

736
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 17: I told my roommate about the situation, but she didn't

737
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 17: know what cargians to us. So I showed her a

738
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 17: few videos. Yeah, she that I absolutely cannot date this guy.

739
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 5: Whymate has she battled him and lost in a fire.

740
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 6: You can't date my mortal enemy.

741
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 17: No, I mean she made some valid points. You know,

742
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 17: he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna get hurt,

743
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 17: and if this turns into something more serious, I'm gonna

744
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 17: have to take care of him while he's hurting.

745
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 6: Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of

746
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 6: a man like a baby child, especially.

747
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: When they're retired at their peak.

748
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 4: So fun of yourn you because you're.

749
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: Like way jumping the gun, Like yeah, I mean you

750
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: are thinking about yeah, five steps down the.

751
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 18: Line here jumping the gun. But I'm looking for something

752
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 18: more long term, and so I pully a bit. I'm like,

753
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 18: all right, if we have kids, like I did that

754
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 18: whole bit, If we have kids, how long is.

755
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 7: He going to be doing carget two for like.

756
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 17: He can't possibly stand.

757
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 10: The kids in the car.

758
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: And then they're fighting they get starting those little driver cars.

759
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 6: No, I could see why you would have some concerns

760
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 6: about the future of your guys' relationship, but we're not

761
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 6: the people to defend that. The only person that can

762
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 6: is Mike himself, and he just happens to be on

763
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 6: the other line right now waiting to.

764
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 5: Talk to you.

765
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, he says, No, that's how this works, Mike.

766
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well you not calling me because your roommates thinks

767
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 13: is too dangerous. Come on, look, look, I've trained so

768
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 13: hard for this. This is literally what I do every

769
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 13: single day. I trained hard not to get hurt. That's

770
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 13: literally my main job is not to get hurt.

771
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: Are you hearing that?

772
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 17: I understand that they're doing right now, but maybe in

773
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 17: the future.

774
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 11: I don't know.

775
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 18: If someone wraps the seatbelt around your neck and pull

776
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 18: too hard, I don't know what's gonna happen.

777
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 13: I would never let that happen. Come on, I got

778
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 13: this little counter thing that I do with my two thumbs.

779
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 13: It works every single.

780
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 2: Time that happen.

781
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 6: Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu

782
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 6: listeners who might be fighting you in the future.

783
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 5: You don't want to give it away.

784
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than

785
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: I expected it to be.

786
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 4: Maybe she's see.

787
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 18: That's what I'm saying. This is something I have to

788
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 18: think about.

789
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.

790
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 6: Never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike. Is

791
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 6: this something that you see doing for like the rest

792
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 6: of your life as a way to earn income?

793
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 5: You say, you make money.

794
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 13: No, No, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have

795
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 13: a backup plan.

796
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your backup plans?

797
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 13: Would sorry what boat jitsu?

798
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 5: Boats?

799
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 6: Boat jitsu go from car jitsu to boat.

800
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 13: No, it's it's definitely more safe if you fall, you

801
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 13: fall in the water, ah, okay drown.

802
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 5: Bus.

803
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 13: On top of that, you have to wear a light that.

804
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: You know what boat jujitsu first thing safety?

805
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, I kind of like it, whippin boat jitsu

806
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 17: versus car gets.

807
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 11: I don't think how that's better.

808
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 6: I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way

809
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 6: too long term here. The whole goal of this call

810
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 6: is to just set you guys up on one more date.

811
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 5: What do you think, Catherine? It's a date that will

812
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 5: pay for if you're up for it.

813
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: I mean, if anything, he really likes you, and I

814
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,720
Speaker 1: think that's really sweet.

815
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 6: We might even do like a little day cruise just

816
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 6: so that you can give a preview of boat.

817
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: Jitsum on a boat. I'm not gonna fight you, Captain.

818
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 9: He's gonna geger.

819
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: I want to put him on two paddle boards. See

820
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: what happens.

821
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 6: So sorry, Catherin' running out of time. We need an answer.

822
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 6: What do you think about one more date with Mike?

823
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 17: Fine, I'll do one more date.

824
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 5: There we go, Mike, there you go.

825
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 6: You have exactly three days to change careers and figure

826
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 6: out how to support yourself financially.

827
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 14: Good luck.

828
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 13: All right, thank you.

829
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 14: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

830
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 6: I know I'm not the only one who's been wanting

831
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 6: to hear from these two again. And for sure, finally

832
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 6: we've got Mike and Catherine back on the phone for

833
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 6: an update.

834
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 5: Update a couple.

835
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 2: We don't even know if they're still Yeah, sorry.

836
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 5: Let's talk to him. Hey, guys, how's it going.

837
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 6: It sounds like you are still together and unconcussed.

838
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 17: We are together, ya, but so good.

839
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 2: What's been crazy?

840
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 6: Just the fighting you mean, the car jitsu just fixing

841
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 6: his broken nose?

842
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, each other.

843
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 10: Now, it's kind of crazy because you know, Catherine's been

844
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 10: my biggest fan and supporters.

845
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 4: Wow, that's awesome.

846
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: So do you go to like a lot of car

847
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 2: jujitsu matches? Catherine?

848
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 17: I have, I really have.

849
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 5: She makes the signs and everything. You're like the one

850
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 5: in the crowd. Yeah for your man.

851
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, the more we went out, I just

852
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 10: found out there's more to life than just tying seatbelts

853
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 10: around people's necks so they can't dream.

854
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: There is there such deep moments all right, that's actually

855
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: really sweet.

856
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 2: So you found other interests or what?

857
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, and that's exactly why this Friday is actually.

858
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 13: Gonna be my final card jitsu match.

859
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 5: Wait retired? You're giving it up?

860
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 10: Well, I just I just think our relationship is just

861
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 10: too important to risk it anymore.

862
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 2: Wait, you can't have both, I keep crying.

863
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 17: It's not getting any younger.

864
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you.

865
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 6: Want to be choking people out in a super ru

866
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 6: and your like seventies and eighties.

867
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 3: I see what you got to old?

868
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 2: Guys, Okay, go at it on my grip is weird?

869
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 6: Well I don't know if they have it, but hopefully, Mike,

870
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 6: someday you'll end up in the car Jitsu Hall of

871
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 6: Fame and you guys can take your kids to see

872
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 6: daddy's golden seat belt trophy up on the.

873
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 5: Wall and be like, oh those were the days.

874
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: Do I picture just a Honda Cord parked outside of

875
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: a Mini moll the sign propped up next to it.

876
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 5: That's fame on the windshield.

877
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 14: Wow.

878
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 6: Well, hey, congratulations, we're glad to hear that you two

879
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 6: are still together and.

880
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 5: You're moving forward with your relationship. So cool.

881
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: Yay car fighting.

882
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 6: Well, keep us updated on how your relationship continues to

883
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 6: change and what your next endeavor is going to be.

884
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 10: Mike, awesome, Thank you guys for your hope.

885
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 5: It's brooking Jeffrey in the.

886
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 14: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

887
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 6: Finally somebody found a way to make eggs cheaper and

888
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 6: it's all thanks to a life hack from over a

889
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 6: century ago.

890
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 5: Oh, this can't go wrong.

891
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 6: Plus maybe the most ridiculous gender reveal we've ever heard,

892
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 6: and it happens in Florida.

893
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 5: I know, shocker.

894
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 6: We're gonna tell you how it went down and why

895
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 6: so many people are up in arms in the comments

896
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 6: during a brand.

897
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 5: New TikTok click shot that's coming up right now.

898
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 6: Finally, after years of petitions, the US government is remodeling

899
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 6: the Statue of Liberty, giving her a yacht and replacing

900
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 6: her torch with an iPhone so she can TikTok click

901
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 6: shot America TikTok click shockmore. That's where we discuss the

902
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 6: biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get

903
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 6: right to your first TikTok click shot, which is a

904
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 6: new trend that's been happening when it comes to tap

905
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 6: two's because now the enduring pain of getting one could

906
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 6: be over. What if you're willing to shell out enough cash?

907
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 2: Isn't that what makes getting a tattoo?

908
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 4: Make it?

909
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 10: Kind of bet?

910
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think people.

911
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: Who get a full sleeve care about the pain anymore.

912
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 5: What is in the quarterback for the Cowboys?

913
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 9: Dak Prescott got a full back tat and got so

914
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 9: much crap online for getting like numbing cream.

915
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 6: Well, it's because multiples, multiple artists say that more people

916
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 6: are looking to get one while under general anesthesia.

917
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: Woh okay, tell me you go under anesthesia. It's like dangerous.

918
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 6: The problem though, is, remember you're not doing it in

919
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 6: a hospital with doctors and nurses. It's some rando fifty

920
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 6: year old with a skull t shirt and fire coming

921
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 6: out of the eye holes. So he's gonna be administering

922
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 6: it to you. I'm sure you'll be fine though, right, yeah,

923
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 6: at that.

924
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: Point, why don't you just take a couple of rips

925
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: off his bong that he's definitely.

926
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 6: One of the country's leading anesthesiologists. Doctor Tiffany Moon had

927
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 6: something to say about it.

928
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 16: Apparently I am now the spokesperson for not having general

929
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 16: anesthesia for tattoo procedures because y'all keep sending these videos

930
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 16: to me and it makes me so angry that people

931
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 16: are doing this. I don't think this was in America,

932
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 16: But anyway, y'all know that forty five year old influencer

933
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 16: guy recently just died on the table while he was

934
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 16: having general anesesia for a tattoo, which is just ridiculous.

935
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 16: And then if they give him just a little too

936
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 16: much medicine or it's really long and the medicine starts

937
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 16: to accumulate and he stops breathing. Well, you about to

938
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 16: have yourself of Michael Jackson situation.

939
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, kept it real light and fun there.

940
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, the whole situation's not great, and many of the

941
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 6: comments are obviously.

942
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 5: Opposed to the idea.

943
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 6: One person named Jellybeans said, I've had more pain during

944
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 6: dental cleanings than from getting tattoos.

945
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 5: So just suck it up.

946
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 6: The basic thought is if you can't handle getting inked

947
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 6: the normal way, then just don't get inked at all.

948
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: Does anyone on the show have a single tattoo?

949
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 5: I don't need too much of what I think.

950
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get Jeff's face over my face.

951
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 13: Really cool.

952
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, eyebrows will look good, they're big, going to be tough.

953
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 10: Yeah.

954
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 6: I thought it was sweet at first, and now it

955
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 6: feels like you're trolling it. That one's a TikTok click shock.

956
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 5: Your next TikTok click shock.

957
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 6: It is a Florida couple that went viral for their

958
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 6: gender reveal party. Oh is that still even a thing

959
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 6: or people still doing those in Florida?

960
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always bigger and better.

961
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 6: Well, this one was definitely unique. I've never heard of

962
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 6: this idea. Before.

963
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 5: But the couple has New York Italian roots.

964
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 6: Okay, so they thought it'd be a fun idea to

965
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 6: do the reveal on TikTok by going to an Italian restaurant. Then,

966
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 6: when the time was right, the husband and wife held

967
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,959
Speaker 6: one side of a large saucepot and poured it.

968
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 5: Over some noodles.

969
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 6: This is kind of c and if the sauce had

970
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 6: meatballs in it, it's a boy.

971
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 5: The meatballs. The sauce has no meatballs, then it's a girl.

972
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 6: And I would play you the video, but it's just

973
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 6: Italian music, like you can't hear anything besides.

974
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 5: That, So no audio, meatball.

975
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 6: The big reveal happened, and no meatballs. And in the

976
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 6: video the wife immediately bursts into tears because she quote

977
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 6: really really wanted a boy.

978
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: Don't do the video if you actually care that much.

979
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 6: One after the video got to half a million views,

980
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 6: comments started rolling in quote classless. Another said this isn't cultural,

981
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 6: it's created on negative stereotypes.

982
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: I mean, they have a point there, but it's better

983
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: than a bucket of hot dog.

984
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 6: The couple they just decided to roll with it, saying

985
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 6: some Italians loved it, some didn't, but to each their

986
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 6: own and they are gonna be doing their baby moon

987
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 6: in Sicily next time.

988
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 5: They were a real Italian family. And that was a

989
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 5: TikTok click shock. In your final.

990
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: TikTok click shot, they.

991
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 6: Say everything old is new again the truth. Well, how

992
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 6: about a money saving hack from the nineteen thirties during

993
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 6: the Great Depression.

994
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: Hey, let's do this.

995
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 10: What are we.

996
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 6: Gonna do because you know, eggs have been such a

997
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 6: big topic lately, of course because of the price hikes

998
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 6: and all the inflation. So let's say you managed to

999
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 6: find a great deal on five dozen eggs.

1000
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a lot of that's a lot. How are

1001
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: you gonna eat all those?

1002
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 5: That's the problem.

1003
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, So you gotta do what our great great great

1004
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 6: grandparents did one hundred years ago and preserve your eggs.

1005
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 5: Oh, we're gonna pickle them like this lady does.

1006
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna take an ounce of pickle lime to one

1007
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: quart of water.

1008
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 1: Importing and make sure they're completely covering the eggs.

1009
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 2: We got my landen ringe. You're gonna put that was

1010
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 2: on tight and there y'all have it. You just preserved

1011
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 2: eggs for as long as two years.

1012
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 5: No, so if you didn't catch them.

1013
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 6: You can preserve your eggs for up to two years,

1014
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 6: according to this woman, by submerging them in water, lime

1015
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 6: and pickled juice combo and then sealing that in a jar.

1016
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 5: Isn't this what they serve at the bars?

1017
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 9: Like when I want the Simpsons and you go to Mo's,

1018
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 9: this is that jar?

1019
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 2: That was my question. I've been to so many bars

1020
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: growing up, and I don't.

1021
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: Know if it's just the area I grew up in

1022
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: where there is a jar of pickled eggs on the

1023
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: counter next to a jar of pickled pigs feet.

1024
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: And I just it's hard for me. Definite, Yeah, definitely.

1025
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 2: And then you get some pole taps.

1026
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 6: Those eggs were were birds during the Great Depression, though

1027
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 6: still around the jars.

1028
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 2: At the bars look like they're from the nineteen thirties.

1029
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 6: Again, this is a hack from one hundred years ago.

1030
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 6: No modern federal health agent. He says, this is okay

1031
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 6: to do what freezing.

1032
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: There was never any poisonings or issues with food contamination

1033
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: back in nineteen thirty.

1034
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 5: Like you take your mixture of land and asbestos.

1035
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, so there is a good chance that they could

1036
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 6: stay fresh for two years, or they could turn toxic

1037
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 6: and kill you.

1038
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 5: Nobody really knows. You know, them are green in that picture.

1039
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: For a good deal on eggs.

1040
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 4: It might be worth it.

1041
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 5: The woman does.

1042
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 6: The woman says it works best when the eggs are

1043
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 6: hot and fresh out the chickens buttocks.

1044
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 5: Ah, okay, so we do.

1045
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: The eggs don't come out of the buttocks.

1046
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 5: Just they don't come out of the mouth.

1047
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: There's other areas down there that they're coming out of.

1048
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 5: Oh, maybe we'll learn more about it on our.

1049
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,720
Speaker 2: Next edition of TikTok Click shot.

1050
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 6: Those are your stories for the day. Got your phone

1051
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 6: tap coming up right after.

1052
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 14: This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 6: We've got a return player, Kevin on the phone with

1054
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 6: us today, who's played you eight times before.

1055
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: Kevin.

1056
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 6: But we've got to be quick about this because he's

1057
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 6: currently headed to Canada to watch his daughter's hockey team competing.

1058
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 5: Kevin, what's the name of your daughter's.

1059
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 12: Team, the Junior Kraken twelve, you girl, the junior Kracking.

1060
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 6: And Brook what's the name of your daughter's softball team?

1061
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 6: So we can pit the two against each other.

1062
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very similar sports, Jeff, It totally makes sense.

1063
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: Let's go Diamonds.

1064
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 6: All right, so today it's the battle of the Junior

1065
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 6: Krakens versus the Diamonds.

1066
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 5: Who is going to come out on top?

1067
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: I would like that combined sport softball and ice.

1068
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be great.

1069
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 12: Yeah. I mean they did the Winner Classic in the

1070
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 12: baseball field, right, Why don't they just keep the eyes

1071
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 12: from there?

1072
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 5: Exactly?

1073
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: I have to play broomball.

1074
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: That's not the same though as room balls like hockey

1075
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: without shoes on. You just wear tennis shoes.

1076
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 5: It's poor people hockey, we know.

1077
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 6: So let's remember he's in a rush to get up

1078
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 6: to Canada, so let's discuss longer.

1079
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 12: We can do though, So I think I should be

1080
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 12: able to get in quick.

1081
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 5: Okay, good, well, we're still ready to get to the game.

1082
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 13: Here.

1083
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 6: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1084
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 6: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1085
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 6: you have to beat her out right if you want

1086
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 6: to win. Are you ready?

1087
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:18,959
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

1088
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 11: Let's do it.

1089
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 5: Good luck?

1090
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 6: Your time starts now on this day during the twenty

1091
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 6: twenty two Oscars, who did Will Smith slap on stage?

1092
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 6: What is the most common state bird in America? Cardinal

1093
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 6: robin or western meadowlark? Cardinal name the company who made

1094
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 6: gaming systems such as the Genesis and DREAMCASTE. What street

1095
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 6: sign consists of a yellow circle with two rs on.

1096
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 12: It railroad crossing?

1097
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 6: In What decade did seatbelts become a required part of

1098
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 6: automobile safety in the US eighties? Name the actor who

1099
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 6: played Indiana.

1100
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 5: Jones Harrison Ford Ny Devin came here to compete, just

1101
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 5: like representing.

1102
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 9: So hold on, there's no fighting in this new sport

1103
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 9: we made up.

1104
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 8: Before you throw your gloves down and get.

1105
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: Kevin baseball, hockey, in soft hockey, and soft hockey ball.

1106
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 6: Although there is verbal spatting because, according to our producer,

1107
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 6: Kevin said, he feel like he could beat you because

1108
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 6: you guys are in the same exact age category.

1109
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: You people who look like they're thirty? Is that our

1110
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: age category?

1111
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 12: That's exactly what it is, love.

1112
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: Our age category.

1113
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wow, he's so polite.

1114
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going twenty five anymore, right, and be more

1115
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: realistic with thirty?

1116
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's my wife.

1117
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody here looks great age anyway, Brook, Are you

1118
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 6: ready to your time starts now on this day? In

1119
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 6: during the twenty twenty two Oscars, who did Will Smith

1120
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 6: slap on stage, Chris Rock. What's the most common state

1121
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 6: bird in America? Cardinal Robin or Western meadow Lark Robin?

1122
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 6: Name the company who made gaming systems such as the

1123
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 6: Genesis and Dreamcast.

1124
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 2: Nintendo No, No Sega?

1125
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 6: What street sign consists of a yellow circle with two

1126
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 6: rs on it?

1127
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: Railroad?

1128
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 5: In what decade did seatbelts?

1129
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 6: Once I get did seatbelts become a required part of

1130
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 6: automobile safety in the US seventies?

1131
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 5: That's all the time that we have.

1132
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 6: It's time to go to the scoreboard to see how

1133
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 6: you Bolt did with Jose the truth.

1134
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 5: You can't handle the truth. But that's why always live.

1135
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 8: You got five in a row.

1136
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 5: To row, but you got five. Okay, that's impressive man.

1137
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 2: And Brook, I'm throwing my gloves off right now.

1138
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 5: Let's Kevin start to fight. Brook only got three?

1139
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: Not pummeling you right now. I'm on tomling you.

1140
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 7: Kimedy, Kimmy, do we have to done that out?

1141
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 5: Probably skimmedy a bunch of times. Don't start with Kevin.

1142
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 5: He will take you out.

1143
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 6: But in the Diamonds versus the junior cracking, junior kracking

1144
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 6: come out on top.

1145
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 5: Let's go cover the answers for everybody On this day.

1146
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 5: During the twenty twenty two Oscars.

1147
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 6: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock right across the face. Most

1148
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 6: common state bird in America would be the cardinal in

1149
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 6: seven different states. Meadow Lark is five, Robin only has

1150
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 6: three states.

1151
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: I get the real loser.

1152
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 6: The company who made gaming systems like the Genesis and

1153
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 6: Dreamcast would be Sega.

1154
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 5: Give you that Sega.

1155
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 6: The street sign with a yellow circle in two hours

1156
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 6: is railroad crossing.

1157
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 5: The decade seatbelts became.

1158
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 6: A required part of automobile safety was in the nineteen sixties.

1159
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 6: And you didn't even get to this question. Brook Indiana

1160
00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 6: Jones was famously played by actor Harrison Ford. Congratulations, you

1161
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 6: get one hundred dollars, and just for playing, you also

1162
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 6: get a pair of tickets to see Potted Potter at

1163
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 6: the More Theater. The Unauthorized Harry Experience condenses all seven

1164
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 6: Harry Potter books and do a hilarious show that'll make

1165
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 6: you roar with laughter.

1166
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 12: Wow, that sounds magical.

1167
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 1: Thank you all right, Kevin, What do you bring in

1168
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: to the team during this next tournament for your daughter?

1169
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm actually a photographer, so I take like hundreds

1170
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 12: of photos of them. During the game and then I'll

1171
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 12: and then i'll edit them and send them out to

1172
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 12: the parents and stuff.

1173
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're officially the favorite parent. Yeah, you don't

1174
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: have to volunteer for any other roles.

1175
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 12: That's exactly well. I'm also assistant coach.

1176
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 6: But yeah, congratulations on the win. Come back and play

1177
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 6: against soon.

1178
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 12: Okay, thanks so much.

1179
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 5: We'll be back to the win Brooks bus same time

1180
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 5: tomorrow

1181
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.