Speaker 1: Hey, Andy, I Scott makes them company. That's cool, Scott
Speaker 1: and Andy Kenny Kenny, yeah, ye, yeah, so you're so cold.
Speaker 1: Here's the one thing I'll never understand that people do
Speaker 1: sweatshirt shorts.
Speaker 2: Why because party up top or ski cabin up here,
Speaker 2: beach down here?
Speaker 1: I never understood it.
Speaker 2: It's the San Diego outfit.
Speaker 1: If people go running and they're wearing a sweatshirt and shorts, why.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's the comfy outfit. You get the
Speaker 2: best of both worlds.
Speaker 1: But if you could wear shorts, then you could wear
Speaker 1: shorts sleeve.
Speaker 2: I'm committing too much to like an all warm lifestyle
Speaker 2: if I wear short sleeve shorts. But if I'm doing this,
Speaker 2: I'm not committing. I'm saying, oh, it could be chilly,
Speaker 2: but you know, my legs. I want to keep I
Speaker 2: want to keep the girls open. You know.
Speaker 1: Look all up thinking is that there's still a roll
Speaker 1: of toilet paper sitting on top of the cookie crist
Speaker 1: behind us. I don't know why you put it there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's still there, so then you do know I'll
Speaker 1: take it home. Then I guess, okay, or is that theft?
Speaker 1: Then if I take that home?
Speaker 2: Now you just solved the mystery that you yourself set up.
Speaker 1: Also, you don't want office toilet paper at home? That
Speaker 1: is bad push through?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it definitely is one play.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the podcast where we eat cereal, we
Speaker 1: rate it, we let you know whether you should try
Speaker 1: it or not. And I have an exciting one here
Speaker 1: Andrew that was actually sent to us by the company.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and this one's really interesting because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: quiz you just a little bit. Oh boy, all right,
Speaker 1: we've done two of these cereals before. One was peanut butter,
Speaker 1: one was marshmallow.
Speaker 2: One was peanut butter. One was marsh.
Speaker 1: You'll never guess, don't even it's a granola. Come on now.
Speaker 1: So this came uh oh ghosts tweet. I remember that
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Yeah, and look look what
Speaker 1: it is. It's really it's interesting. It's ghost but it's
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast crunch flavored ghost.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so.
Speaker 1: Can you guess who makes this? That is Kellogg posts?
Speaker 1: I hope that I really think that you're just playing dumb?
Speaker 1: Are you really just playing dumb? Who makes cinnamon toast crunch?
Speaker 2: That general? Miles?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you just have to turn around to look at something.
Speaker 2: Well, I know it's under the same family as this one.
Speaker 1: So breaking news. We love cereal. One might even say
Speaker 1: it's ingrained in our DNA. From cereal inspired protein powders
Speaker 1: to a sipables and color changing spoons, it's all led
Speaker 1: us to this very moment and this legendary box of
Speaker 1: cinnamon dusted protein packed goodness. It's Ghosts so ghost has
Speaker 1: their protein cereals, and it is made by General Mills,
Speaker 1: even though it doesn't say it anywhere on here except
Speaker 1: very little right here. Copyright General Mills, distributed by General
Speaker 1: Mills Sales Protein Cereal bra And this is a very
Speaker 1: nineties box. Look at that skateboarding everything.
Speaker 2: Oh you know that.
Speaker 1: Look at it. Look all the graphics are very ninety,
Speaker 1: very nineties. But it's got the little cinnamon toast crunch
Speaker 1: colors and it's like graffiti. I'm excited for.
Speaker 2: You must be afraid of that cereal. No vandalism everything,
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: So the pieces are squares, not quite cinnamon toast crunch squares.
Speaker 2: It's just protein cinnamon too's crunch.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the that's the stick of them, just like it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, what hmm. It sounds like maybe a
Speaker 2: liceol wipe got trapped in there.
Speaker 1: Would you stop it? The pieces don't sound like they're
Speaker 1: going to be a very crunchy. They almost sound.
Speaker 2: A little airy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ish yeah, I'm okay with Do you know that?
Speaker 1: I had two bowls of pebbles this weekend, one cocoa,
Speaker 1: one fruity. Hollo?
Speaker 2: What is going on with you?
Speaker 1: They were on Sarah All places you ate.
Speaker 2: CaCO last week? I saw you drink a diet pepsi
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 1: What's going on? You're having two bowls of cereal. That's
Speaker 1: what happens when you're almost fifty. Wow, you're just going
Speaker 1: to the like this your caution to the wind spiral.
Speaker 1: I had some delicious cake last night too. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, you know what you're living your life?
Speaker 1: You do you? It was Ashley's little college bed party.
Speaker 1: And this is this thing called dot Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of a dot cake?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's insane, it's insane, Like I'm it's so it's
Speaker 1: a case. It's called a dot cake place or whatever
Speaker 1: it's called. I don't think it's very regional, I guess,
Speaker 1: but they make a nice, moist, delicious cake. And they
Speaker 1: put like the non parrell dots those things. That's those
Speaker 1: are the dots. You know what a non parrella is? No, yes,
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 2: You Why are you mad at me? I don't know what?
Speaker 1: Do you know? What snowcaps are? Googer's raising that snowcaps
Speaker 1: movie theater?
Speaker 2: Oh I hate them.
Speaker 1: The little white piece. Yeah, so these are the that's
Speaker 1: what these are. But and they're all different colors. They're
Speaker 1: the color of the college. So it was a Gator's cake.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Match Jen. By the way, she got that forest.
Speaker 2: Oh she was telling me actually the summer bash.
Speaker 1: That she got actually a cake. Yeah, well then you
Speaker 1: did know what a dot cake was.
Speaker 2: I thought she was saying a bunt cake the whole time.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, a bunt cake.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it was freaking delicious, so good.
Speaker 2: The problem that I'd have with the mini sprinkles like that,
Speaker 2: because they're sprinkles, right.
Speaker 1: They're non pearrels.
Speaker 2: You keep saying that, but that means a sprinkle.
Speaker 1: No sprinkles arts long and sprinkly. Non perels are little
Speaker 1: sprink they're balls. They're tiny little ball, yes.
Speaker 2: But they basically act as a sprinkle.
Speaker 1: Completely different, ask the sire, completely different, Hey sire, She
Speaker 1: doesn't answer to you. Try it, Hey siri, Hey siri sleeping.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a non parell and a sprinkle?
Speaker 3: A non parrell is a tiny round ball that is
Speaker 3: usually wide or a pastel color, while sprinkles are small
Speaker 3: pieces of candy that come in a variety of shapes
Speaker 3: and sizes. This is from Thickntentauthority dot com.
Speaker 2: So they're not the same.
Speaker 1: No, they're not the same. She can answer you. No,
Speaker 1: they're not the same.
Speaker 2: I thought they were just the same. It was just
Speaker 2: a small sprinkle.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Also, sprinkles are candy.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's all candy.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, just like I played at the.
Speaker 1: Beginning Scott and Andy. Yeah, two percent milk today, Andrew,
Speaker 1: per as per your request, I texted you're like two percent? Yep,
Speaker 1: I want to use one percent next time. What a
Speaker 1: lot of food, my figure, not.
Speaker 2: A feeling cake having bite pep fee.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it tastes just like the cinnamon toast cart
Speaker 1: cinnamon dust, No doubt. The curreal is a little bit different.
Speaker 1: I actually kind of enjoy this crunch more than I
Speaker 1: do the cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: You don't. This is like diphoam, yes, pacing peanuty.
Speaker 2: Not a fam but yeah, it tastes like cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 1: The cool thing is there's no weird aftertaste.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree. I'm gonna give this three bowls in
Speaker 2: a spoon. It's different for cinnamon toast crunch. I prefer
Speaker 2: the really hard crunch. This is like for me, this
Speaker 2: is like biting into like a snow cone. And I
Speaker 2: hate that feeling more than anything. Hate it. I get
Speaker 2: the goose bumps. I don't like biting into cold things,
Speaker 2: and it has that feeling of like biting into that.
Speaker 1: See. This also says sucralose and rosemary X, two things
Speaker 1: I don't like, but I don't taste it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good and if you want seventeen grands of protein,
Speaker 2: then go for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like it. I'm giving it four balls, Andrew.
Speaker 2: That's great, Scott, it's good if.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean cinnamon toast crunch different. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: cinnamon toast crunch alternative. Yeah, with cinnamon toast crunch, uh dust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, m looks at your house in the cereal two.
Speaker 1: I'm so good there's so much protein in me.
Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, now you could go lift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want ripped my shirt off like the Hulk. Okay, Hogan,
Speaker 1: not the green one. Oh okay, so that one just
Speaker 1: ripped by itself. Yeah, for sure it did. He grew
Speaker 1: and it rilled. Yeah, Ole Cogan move. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well maybe if you have more cake it'll bust open.
Speaker 1: I was feeling that last night, telling you, oh you
Speaker 1: ready for next? Yeah? This is generic Crassdell toasted oats.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be cheerios. Great. I love that from
Speaker 1: our friend Matt. Thank you Matt, not Jen Matt. This
Speaker 1: is Amish Matt.
Speaker 2: Matt.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he send a horse and carriage to.
Speaker 1: Get it the buggy? The buggy came. It took a
Speaker 1: long time and had a little orange triangle on the back.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 2: Uh, that means yield.
Speaker 1: No, it sure doesn't.
Speaker 2: That means hazard.
Speaker 1: No, that means slow moving vehicle. And actually I was
Speaker 1: very upset over last week because I went to my
Speaker 1: daughter's at middle school and the gates were closed where
Speaker 1: you go pick them up, because you know, I have
Speaker 1: to pick her up because you know, kids everything, you'll
Speaker 1: never get it and and the little orange and red
Speaker 1: triangles were on the fence on the gate. Not an
Speaker 1: acceptable use for those that means slow moving vehicle. It's
Speaker 1: in traffic code. You can't just put them on a fence.
Speaker 2: Please tell me you reported it.
Speaker 1: I don't know who to report it to. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It would be a school district thing. Wow, just to
Speaker 1: say you idiots are wrong?
Speaker 2: Okay, Batman? What making citizens arrests? I just want you
Speaker 2: all to know. I sat the correct use in the
Speaker 2: traffic code. It's violation sixty four point tash six A B.
Speaker 1: I just think it's use. I just think it's dumb. Okay,
Speaker 1: this bag is horrific. Crasdale's and this is one of
Speaker 1: those not necessarily store brand, but it is provided two
Speaker 1: stores as a store brand, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like if there's a store that doesn't have their own
Speaker 1: store brand, they use these like off brands. We'll call
Speaker 1: it an off brand. Oh hi, speaking of school, one
Speaker 1: of my children just made.
Speaker 2: It just made excuse Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let me guess this is a senior and she's just
Speaker 2: given up on school because there's only like a couple
Speaker 2: of days left.
Speaker 1: No, No, when you're a senior. You can come and
Speaker 1: go as you please.
Speaker 2: Okay, so basically given up on school.
Speaker 1: We look at the back of the box. That's really cool.
Speaker 1: There's a banana and an apple wonky.
Speaker 2: This is very interesting and very unappetizing looking.
Speaker 1: So this particular box came from somewhere in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: That apple is like actually freaking me out a little bit,
Speaker 2: Like that's a scary apple. That's if I saw that
Speaker 2: in a dark alley, I'd run the other way.
Speaker 1: It smells like cheerios.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for handing me my cup. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 1: No props.
Speaker 2: Oh you ate it already too, Yeah, okay, Scott's World.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't really think it tastes like cheerios.
Speaker 1: It's cheerios esque, but it's missing something. Mm hmm right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's much more plain. Cheerios as a whole are plain.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that they nailed the cheerios.
Speaker 2: I think cheerios, oddly enough, has a weird tinge of sweetness.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's a cheerio when you eat it
Speaker 1: all the varieties, you know it's a cheer If like,
Speaker 1: give you blindfolded me, I would tell you. This is
Speaker 1: not cheerios. We should do that one day. Would you
Speaker 1: just store brand versus babes?
Speaker 2: What we said this past episode? I don't think what no,
Speaker 2: like literally two episodes ago. Really yeah, like this is
Speaker 2: jack conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm not This almost is making me a little bit nauseous. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Get you home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this a bowl and a spoon, two
Speaker 1: bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: It's not bad.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't love it. I just I feel
Speaker 1: like if I eat a bunch of this, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get the huzz because I already feel it coming on.
Speaker 1: You know, you eat too much of something you're like
Speaker 1: and makes you vomit. That's what happens to me. And
Speaker 1: chocolate milks.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks for letting me know that.
Speaker 1: When I used to drink milkshakes. Oh my god, if
Speaker 1: I drink suit, you're gonna drink milkshakes again. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'll ever have a milkshake again in my life.
Speaker 2: I do. I mean unless you had a bad experience
Speaker 2: with it. Because this is my experience with meat loaf.
Speaker 2: I can't eat meat loaf.
Speaker 1: That's so sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I threw up in second grade. It was communion practice.
Speaker 2: I came home. I remember exactly what I ate that day.
Speaker 2: It was meat loaf. My mom ate it for dinner
Speaker 2: and a glass of milk. To this day, I still
Speaker 2: think about it, and I will not eat meat loaf.
Speaker 1: See. I don't eat the meat loaf because of the
Speaker 1: health reasons.
Speaker 2: Everyone goes, oh my god, it's a big meat ball.
Speaker 2: No it's not.
Speaker 1: Oh it's delicious. No, it's not so delicious. I love
Speaker 1: meat loaf. Turkey meat love with ketchup on top is
Speaker 1: my favorite. I got the huzz oh. So I have
Speaker 1: to I believe Henry p Da requested that we lower
Speaker 1: the volume on some of these elements because they're too
Speaker 1: loud and they blow his ears out, sure like that.
Speaker 1: He likes it is so loud. Okay, So I have
Speaker 1: to figure out how to do that. So I'm not
Speaker 1: going to play that Henry.
Speaker 2: I have to be so bad.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, then we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Can I pee during the break and then you come back?
Speaker 1: Nope, and we're back okay, So we'll do one more
Speaker 1: quickie and then you can go. People.
Speaker 2: Please, I'm so sorry, everybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, So look Andrew. This is Millville. Oh do you
Speaker 1: remember what store? Millville is from the South? No? Uh,
Speaker 1: it is from Big Long Barcodes Aldi. Yeah, good, and
Speaker 1: it was either Aldi or Legal.
Speaker 2: Well I heard that they got into a fight, but
Speaker 2: now they're back to being friends.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be friends. They're competitors forever.
Speaker 2: Until I heard it, it was like a bad blood thing.
Speaker 2: And now they're fine again.
Speaker 1: Oh this must like strawberry quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, you you like shove that in my nose.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even say what it was.
Speaker 2: Can you say frosted, shredded, bite sized wheat and they
Speaker 2: could say it's shredded wheat. Why Scott strawberry flavor? It's
Speaker 2: strawberry naturally flavored strawberry. This is also from our friend Matt. Dude,
Speaker 2: that bro takes care of us. That bro takes care
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah what he does?
Speaker 2: That's what you say.
Speaker 1: Now he's our cereal bro.
Speaker 2: That bro takes care of us man family.
Speaker 1: Well see, I'm pretty good with the new stuff, and
Speaker 1: he's pretty good with all the store brand filler like that,
Speaker 1: although he does get us some new stuff from time
Speaker 1: to time. Thank you Matt, Thank you other Matt that
Speaker 1: other Matt is still sitting on his couch in his
Speaker 1: underwear with his chicken wings.
Speaker 2: See, how do you remember that? But you don't remember
Speaker 2: me saying, hey, we should do a store brand versus generally,
Speaker 2: very very rarely.
Speaker 1: Pay attention to things that you say, hmm, pretty nice.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to tell us from colorgs? Do
Speaker 1: I close my eyes?
Speaker 2: My goshould you put a blind full line? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: was saying that too.
Speaker 1: I have one in my nightstand. I'll bring it in.
Speaker 2: Please save that for your house? What save that one
Speaker 2: from home?
Speaker 1: Did you fart?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Something? I think maybe diamonds eating eggs next door coming
Speaker 1: through the bench. You smell it, right, It smells like
Speaker 1: rotten eggs.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the This.
Speaker 1: Is pretty good, but you know they're not very.
Speaker 2: I don't like the aftertaste.
Speaker 1: There's no aftertaste, Like they don't cut them apart, like
Speaker 1: they don't care.
Speaker 2: After taste feels a little chemically to me.
Speaker 1: There's no quality control. Look, there's so many of these
Speaker 1: double pieces.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm gonna give this. I'm gonna give this one
Speaker 2: three bowls. I liked it at first, The aftertaste left
Speaker 2: much to be desired.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give with three balls in a spoon. I taste,
Speaker 1: no after taste. I love the sweetness. Again, this is
Speaker 1: Millville brand. Sorry, Carla Marie, I forgot to mention that
Speaker 1: available at all these stores. Oh she's back at school.
Speaker 2: Now, it's been ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Well she probably just went outside for a smoke. You know.
Speaker 2: Oh the kids do that again.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: They're all weeping.
Speaker 1: No, sometimes they have to park, like down the road.
Speaker 1: So this thing thinks they're not at school.
Speaker 2: Oh, you got it.
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, Just to be clear, my kids
Speaker 1: don't smoke.
Speaker 2: No, obviously they don't.
Speaker 1: It smells like fart. Bro.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. It's just I
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1: I will have to go and restipe, and I gotta
Speaker 1: get a fan. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this one's only fifteen minutes and thirty seconds.
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Speaker 2: So eloquent, so well put. Thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 2: We love you guys, and until next time.
Speaker 1: Scott follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. You
Speaker 1: already said that, Oh I didn't. On the counter three,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm gonna go back and listen.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, all right to the whole one crunch.
Speaker 1: Nope, keeping this one going, so you piss your pants.
Speaker 2: We used to hear that in the nineties. Bro, kept it, Brenning,
Speaker 2: Just keep the tape going, Bro, we're getting content. Gold Man,
Speaker 2: Speaking of gold Man gold Crunch, Why do you get
Speaker 2: to say it? I wanted to end it for once. Grudge.
Speaker 2: I want to say it, Grudge, you said it. No,
Speaker 2: you say no.