Speaker 1: Hello there, Hi, Welcome to bull Chat. Bull Chat. Don't
Speaker 1: want you to be confused.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, this is bull the sister podcast
Speaker 2: of the you know, the main show of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I'm Scottie B. And that's Andy. This is the sister podcast.
Speaker 2: Just just want to make it clear you won't hear
Speaker 2: any cereal on this episode. We're gonna, you know, just
Speaker 2: chat about things about life.
Speaker 1: Cool. I mean, if you just want to take the
Speaker 1: whole show go, I want to take the whole show go.
Speaker 1: I just don't want new listeners to be confused. That's
Speaker 1: all because you know, we have all kinds of promotion now,
Speaker 1: and people are looking for serial podcasts and here they are.
Speaker 1: What who said it? That's the stupidest one you have.
Speaker 1: Who said that it doesn't even make any sense? It does,
Speaker 1: and it said that people are coming here looking for
Speaker 1: count Chocolate Lucky Charms. And then they're like, oh, Scott's
Speaker 1: talking about a party. He went to you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Who said that it's in the texts. We
Speaker 1: don't even have texts. Can you stop it? Just turn
Speaker 1: it off, turn it off. Today is Wednesday, December fifteenth.
Speaker 1: We're halfway through December. Welcome aboard. This is bowl chat,
Speaker 1: all right, where.
Speaker 3: We talk about things that are not cereal related, but
Speaker 3: somehow always food related.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about plungers that's food related because it
Speaker 1: plunges stuff that you've eaten?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that? So Amy literally just called me, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's going to somebody's house because somebody blew up their
Speaker 1: bathroom yikes, and they do not have a plunger.
Speaker 3: Have you heard that on Happy Endings, by the way,
Speaker 3: yikes and bikes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I stole that from them.
Speaker 1: By the way, you've stole a lot of stuff. I
Speaker 1: told you.
Speaker 3: Half of my humor is based off of that show.
Speaker 1: So you don't have any of your own. That's that's interesting,
Speaker 1: zero thoughts in my head. So anyway, Amy brought our
Speaker 1: plunger over to this person's house to clear up their
Speaker 1: blown up toilet. Now I don't want that plunger back.
Speaker 3: So you don't want a plunger that someone else used. No,
Speaker 3: have you ever had a roommate?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, and did you have a plunger with said roommate?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, But there's other people's poop in the
Speaker 1: underside of that plunger.
Speaker 3: Okay, again, if you've had a roommate, then you would
Speaker 3: have had a plunger.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I don't want somebody else's poopicles in
Speaker 1: my plunger. So you keep it and buy it from us,
Speaker 1: and we'll just get a new one.
Speaker 3: It's the dumbest thing I've heard.
Speaker 1: Why I don't want to plunge your back. There's lots
Speaker 1: of things that other people can use that I don't
Speaker 1: want back. I mean I would say, if you borrow
Speaker 1: my underwear, I don't want it back. I know we've
Speaker 1: had this conversation before. Yeah, I don't see what the
Speaker 1: big deal is. I don't mind that at all. Someone
Speaker 1: else's poop in your house?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean people have pooped in your toilet before.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if I had to plunge someone else's poop,
Speaker 1: I'd throw the plunger away get a new one.
Speaker 3: So you really think someone's been to your house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then who's calling Andrew? What's more important than this?
Speaker 1: I hate it so much? Would you turn the phone over?
Speaker 3: We literally had to stop and not record because you
Speaker 3: were on a phone call.
Speaker 1: You could have recorded that we were talking about plungers.
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's life.
Speaker 3: Okay, as I'm trying to say, Okay, you have definitely
Speaker 3: had people come to your house and ask to use
Speaker 3: a plunger before. No, no one's ever, no one's ever
Speaker 3: clogged a toilet in your house.
Speaker 1: There's been no foreign poop plunged.
Speaker 3: How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because I hold the plunger.
Speaker 3: You hold the plunger, that's right.
Speaker 1: So you literally walk into your house and it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like an umbrellap. You have a whole plunger,
Speaker 1: little thing over my shoulder. I wouldn't be surprised. So
Speaker 1: you gave that plunger to someone else? If I'm unders
Speaker 1: standing the story, correct, Yes, Amy is currently taking that
Speaker 1: plunger to somebody else's house to use because they don't
Speaker 1: have one. Okay, I don't want it back. I don't
Speaker 1: want poop transported in the car. I don't want it
Speaker 1: back in my hall closet. I don't want any part
Speaker 1: of it. I would just keep it there, enjoy it.
Speaker 1: My gift. Actually, it is my gift to you take
Speaker 1: my plunger off. I do think they want your poopstick
Speaker 1: because they don't have one, So they're just gonna.
Speaker 3: They they willingly are gonna be like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yes, because most people are not as crazy as me.
Speaker 1: Do you understand that they'll use other people's plungers? I won't.
Speaker 1: This is a dumb conversation, Andrew.
Speaker 3: So you're really trying to sell me right now on
Speaker 3: the fact that you think that, like this is a
Speaker 3: thing cocker barrel, Like you really think people are gonna
Speaker 3: be like, oh, yeah, Scott's right.
Speaker 1: I think that there are plenty of people out there
Speaker 1: listening right now. They're gonna be like, I don't want
Speaker 1: other people's poop and my plunger, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to back. I think there are plenty of people. I
Speaker 1: think it's split fifty to fifty. Actually I really do.
Speaker 1: I don't I do.
Speaker 3: There's no way in hell, not even close. Because if
Speaker 3: people come to your house and they have an unforeseen accident,
Speaker 3: then they're gonna use.
Speaker 1: Your plunger, not if I don't allow it. You would
Speaker 1: be that I hold the plunger. You would be that person. Well,
Speaker 1: then I would throw it out and get a new one, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: or take it home as a parting gift you poop
Speaker 1: to take. Yeah, that's not embarrassing.
Speaker 3: No, hey, I clogged your toilet okay, Well you could
Speaker 3: keep it and make sure you walk out of my
Speaker 3: party right now holding it.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's not embarrassing. I'll even bronze it for
Speaker 1: you as a trophy.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be something tells me afterwards, would be so
Speaker 3: you would touch it afterwards, the stick, bronze it the stick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a bronzing machine in the basement.
Speaker 3: What do you think that that is carrying that? You
Speaker 3: can't have it back in your house?
Speaker 1: Germs disease. It's no different than when I'm walking the dog.
Speaker 1: I will pick up his poop, no problem, put my
Speaker 1: hand right in the bag, pick it up the whole
Speaker 1: nine yards. But if someone else says, hey, can you
Speaker 1: pick up my dog's poop? Nope, I'll throw up. I
Speaker 1: don't know, oh what you throw up from your own
Speaker 1: dog's poop? No, from another dog's poop. So you can't
Speaker 1: pick up another dog? I cannot. I've tried it, and I,
Speaker 1: oh I can't. You're such a child. Why you were
Speaker 1: such a child. I can't control these things, Andrew Scott,
Speaker 1: you can. It's in my DNA. It's just the way
Speaker 1: I am. There's something something's off in the DNA. Then
Speaker 1: you're right. There's nothing I can do about it, though,
Speaker 1: yes you can. I have a friend that comes over.
Speaker 1: He has this big dog. Every once in a while
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, man, can you get that. I'm nope,
Speaker 1: can't you have to do it. I can't pick up
Speaker 1: your dog's poop? What even with a poop pooper Scooper. Nope.
Speaker 1: But normally what I do is when I walk Sawyer up,
Speaker 1: I'll put my hand in the bag, pick it up,
Speaker 1: turn it inside out, so I do feel the warmth
Speaker 1: or cold if it's been there a while. Okay, we
Speaker 1: do say, look at you gagging.
Speaker 3: Because see, but I'd still clean it up.
Speaker 1: Would you pick up Luna's Yes? Would you pick up Sawyers?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't, Yes, I would. Okay, Well, then you're
Speaker 1: different than me.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people are. I think you're
Speaker 3: in the small, small, small, small, small, small, minuscule minority.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Could you change a random
Speaker 1: baby's diaper? Random, You're not related, don't even know the kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some mom comes up to me and says, here, change this.
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't be good at it. I mean
Speaker 3: I've only changed a handful of Tiana's diapers, But.
Speaker 1: What happens when your nail goes in it?
Speaker 3: So did you never change one of your own daughter's diapers?
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is another story for another time, but
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that you did. You did?
Speaker 3: You? Did you change your daughter's diapers?
Speaker 1: It took a while. It took a good two or
Speaker 1: three months.
Speaker 3: That was one of the things that like Pat and
Speaker 3: Renee made it like very clear when they had my
Speaker 3: god daughter Tiana. They were like, all right, go do it,
Speaker 3: You're changing a diaper. I was like thrown right in.
Speaker 1: I'ment. With Cooper the second it was fine because I
Speaker 1: knew what to expect. But with actually when she was
Speaker 1: and I feel terrible, what an awful dad I am.
Speaker 1: But for the first month or two I would I
Speaker 1: remember the first time that Amy said you got to
Speaker 1: change that diaper, and I put on a mask and
Speaker 1: surgical gloves and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can and I opened it and I was like oh oh,
Speaker 1: and I ran out of the room and actually was crying.
Speaker 1: And I watched the video now and I feel like
Speaker 1: the worst dad ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not great by any means.
Speaker 1: No, But then I got with it, and I figured
Speaker 1: it out and I did it.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, I'm happy that you did it. So
Speaker 3: you're saying if you had, I don't enjoy it when
Speaker 3: you become a grandparent. Okay, if you become a grandparent
Speaker 3: one day, I will. Then are you not going to
Speaker 3: change your own grandchild's diapers?
Speaker 1: Oh? I will, I will, I will.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure you have nieces or nephews. Have you
Speaker 3: changed their diaper?
Speaker 1: I don't them have boys? The balls, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with that. I don't think.
Speaker 3: So you don't want your daughters to have boys?
Speaker 1: No poop under the d they get to get Okay,
Speaker 1: why are you always going to the most nastiest thing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with that. How do you
Speaker 1: clean that up easy?
Speaker 3: With a wet wipe? No, the baby wipes?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, as I'm trying to say, yeah, so you've
Speaker 3: never don't you want your name to carry on? Of course?
Speaker 1: So then they need to I'm done. I have two girls.
Speaker 1: The name's going nowhere. I'm done. There's no more b Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if they get married, unless they hyphenate, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: which they might if they marry someone with a dumb
Speaker 1: last name? What to you is a dumb last name?
Speaker 1: What was that show we watched, Happy Endings? Yeah, when
Speaker 1: the guy's name Hitler. Oh yeah that remember? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I don't think we'd be taking that name. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: especially us, you know? So anyway? Wow, diapers? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: got us here? Oh? Plungers? Yeah, yeah, that was an
Speaker 1: I remember that one time when Ashley was a baby
Speaker 1: and she couldn't been she was a toddler, but she
Speaker 1: was still in diapers. And she came running down the
Speaker 1: hallway wearing a diaper, and we're like, because they would
Speaker 1: take them off sometimes and you'd find poop on the
Speaker 1: wall whatever, you know. So she came running down the
Speaker 1: hall no diaper, like, okay, where is it? Where'd you
Speaker 1: take it off? Couldn't find it anywhere. She didn't really
Speaker 1: talk yet, I don't think, so we couldn't find it anywhere. Well, no,
Speaker 1: if she was running, she could talk. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Whatever it was, she was still wearing diapers. I don't
Speaker 1: recall exactly what happened. Oh I know it was long
Speaker 1: story short. She flushed it down the toilet. What her
Speaker 1: underwear the diaper. Oh no, you can't do that. No.
Speaker 1: So of course the toilet got clogged and it was
Speaker 1: a whole thing. I thought the toilet was going to explode.
Speaker 1: We had to call the service to come over and
Speaker 1: they fished out this poop diaper disgusting. Okay, which is
Speaker 1: did I curse in this one or was it the
Speaker 1: last one? I'm so confused. I know I have to
Speaker 1: edit something the Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: All right, you got to edit that.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 3: You're gonna edit it.
Speaker 1: You have to. I can't leave that in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless they put an explicit next to it, and.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Not family friendly. Yeah, no, we
Speaker 1: gotta say family friendly. That's why we talked about poop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and diaper well, I mean everybody poops, Yeah, everybody diapers
Speaker 1: at some point. Yeah, I have that. I have that book.
Speaker 1: Everybody peas too.
Speaker 3: I feel like I wish I brought a board game.
Speaker 3: I'd be fun to play or card game. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that would be so much.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. The time comes when we have to
Speaker 1: play a game to take up time. This podcast is over.
Speaker 3: So are you telling me that on the radio show
Speaker 3: that we both work on, when they do a match
Speaker 3: game or play the five Well.
Speaker 1: No, that's a if they can play games there. No,
Speaker 1: but the minute we have to play a game here,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about on the on the fifteen minute Morning Show,
Speaker 1: when they play like hot Pants or whatever that card
Speaker 1: game is, or or a Hole or whatever that is
Speaker 1: another game they play. No, that's that's all time filler.
Speaker 1: That is time filler because you have nothing else to
Speaker 1: talk about when you play card games. Yeah, the stuff
Speaker 1: on the Big Show is contest, so people can win money.
Speaker 1: But when amongst in the room they play card games
Speaker 1: but hurt, that is time, time waster and over.
Speaker 3: I'm too good for that.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with being too good. But
Speaker 1: once you need to, once you need to like do
Speaker 1: something else other than the podcast to take up time,
Speaker 1: then it's over.
Speaker 3: Well do you actually even play board games? Tells me
Speaker 3: your brain can't handle it. Of course, I'm a whiz
Speaker 3: at monopoly. Okay, yeah, you played Catan.
Speaker 1: No, that's like a Dungeons and Dragon's Basement game.
Speaker 3: It's really not.
Speaker 1: I don't understand all that.
Speaker 3: It's literally just trading resources for things.
Speaker 1: That's like the game of life, right. No, No, it's
Speaker 1: not even close to I see something like trouble with
Speaker 1: the popper and the perfection where the thing pops up
Speaker 1: and goes all over the place, or spinny wheels or
Speaker 1: dice or something. I need something. I gotta throw something
Speaker 1: or pop something or whatever. Okay, roll something.
Speaker 3: I would love to play Catan. I would love to
Speaker 3: play Catan with you.
Speaker 1: No, that's time waster.
Speaker 3: If we're playing a board game, I could easily play
Speaker 3: a board game and also do this. They are a
Speaker 3: board game podcast. I listen and watch.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. There's actually a card game we do, like.
Speaker 1: I just bought it.
Speaker 3: We played it a couple of the Catan card game.
Speaker 1: It's called Joking Hazard. It's very funny. It's a little
Speaker 1: illustrated things and you put them in order to make words,
Speaker 1: not words, but like scenarios. Yeah, and it's it's cool.
Speaker 1: It's actually fun. It's an adult party game.
Speaker 3: Who do you play it with?
Speaker 1: Adults?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yep, and adults only.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think kids could play it. Yeah it's dirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the Cards against Humanity. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. There's like seven hundred expansion sets. Now,
Speaker 3: I know, because they pretty much just put whatever is
Speaker 3: in their mind on a card.
Speaker 1: Some of that stuff is really filthy. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: way life used to be. Remember, just life was like that,
Speaker 1: and it was okay. Now everyone's offended by everything, like
Speaker 1: what everything? Like what?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: If you read any of those cards, there are plenty
Speaker 1: of people that are like, oh, you can't say that,
Speaker 1: it's offensive. Oh my goodness, no, my child has that whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, like, you can't joke about things? Do you
Speaker 1: still play it? Yeah, I'll play it, no problem. Things
Speaker 1: don't offend me. There's nothing that you could say to
Speaker 1: me that I'd be like, Oh, I'm calling hr nothing,
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. You could call me any name in the book.
Speaker 1: You could say, you're this, you're that. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Why are people so offended by everything? Who cares? Just
Speaker 1: laugh at yourself? You stupid. It makes me nuts.
Speaker 3: Wow, seriously, I didn't know you felt this way.
Speaker 1: I do feel this way. It makes me crazy. You
Speaker 1: see the texts that come in every morning. Oh don't
Speaker 1: say that. Shut up? Sorry, how'd we get here?
Speaker 3: You took a hard left.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You make me nuts.
Speaker 3: I was talking about simple board games and cards against humanity.
Speaker 3: That's why it gets a little boring. And then you said, no.
Speaker 2: One could say anything any more without gutting fat.
Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. Oh cancel, cancel me if you've
Speaker 1: already canceled.
Speaker 3: But if they sell it at Target still, yeah, then
Speaker 3: it's not canceled.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we need to get on the on the bandwagon, Andrew.
Speaker 1: We need to cancel Cards against Humanity. It already cancel them,
Speaker 1: it already exists. What a cancel thing for that They've
Speaker 1: tried multiple times and it never happens. Good.
Speaker 3: I love the owners of Cards against Humanity because we.
Speaker 1: Should protest outside of Target, big sign, just Target. That's right.
Speaker 3: They sell the most of them, just the one target.
Speaker 3: I researched, just the two of us standing outside of Target. Yep,
Speaker 3: mine's gonna be I'm with this guy.
Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. I'm with this guy. That's right.
Speaker 3: I'll just be you standing angrily out there.
Speaker 1: This is a party game for people that don't get
Speaker 1: a friend. That's right, it is. Anyway, what were you saying?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I interrupted. You were about to say something.
Speaker 3: I was saying. After a while, that game it's funny
Speaker 3: at first, and then towards like the fifth or sixth round,
Speaker 3: you're just pretty much sitting there and you're like, okay, wow,
Speaker 3: you said the thing.
Speaker 1: Here you go. I got the thing. It's Monster Crunch,
Speaker 1: the breakfast battle game. What our listeners sent it?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I need to go on board game Geek right
Speaker 3: now to see what it gets at its rating?
Speaker 1: Well, it's actually terrible.
Speaker 3: Wait you played it.
Speaker 1: I haven't played it, but I opened it and I
Speaker 1: read it and I was like, wait a minute. This
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with breakfast Cereal. Why is it
Speaker 1: a monster Cereal game? Why?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean there's count chocolate. Oh wait, we can't talk
Speaker 1: about cereal here, we can.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: It's a game, though, it's a game.
Speaker 3: It's Monster Crunch gets ooh, it's six point four out
Speaker 3: of out of ten.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's one hundred. What yes,
Speaker 1: got six point four out of one hundred. Sorry, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't freak with the Best Game website.
Speaker 3: Well maybe it should. It only takes twenty minutes to play.
Speaker 1: Because it's garbage. I don't. Is it like, uh, which
Speaker 1: monster can eat the most cereal? But it's not. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like trivia questions about breakfast stuff and
Speaker 1: it's not. No at all yeah, people are saying, oh oh,
Speaker 1: they're saying they hoped that the cards would smell like
Speaker 1: the cereals and they don't hear what it smells like.
Speaker 1: I want it to be about cereal and it's not.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should sign the box and then give it
Speaker 3: to somebody.
Speaker 1: We should just sell it on eBay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right now it's going for five dollars, so good
Speaker 3: luck with that.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners said that I'm sorry, thank you,
Speaker 1: I love you. Yeah, thanks for thinking of us. But
Speaker 1: we had it already.
Speaker 3: You had it. I had it, yeah, yeah, because you
Speaker 3: buy things like that.
Speaker 1: Well, because I thought it was gonna be cool and
Speaker 1: fun about Cereal. I love Monster Cereals. Count Chocolate was
Speaker 1: one of the best cereals of all time. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: my book. Yeah, no, no, it's a good one. I
Speaker 1: don't disagree. Yeah, we don't have any fun food to
Speaker 1: eat this time. We said they were always gonna come
Speaker 1: here and eat.
Speaker 3: A good food.
Speaker 1: This was an impromptu session. Yes, we weren't going to
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, so I would have brought something. I
Speaker 1: bet you there's something sitting out there. There's some other
Speaker 1: flavored chips out there. No, please don't. I don't want it, or.
Speaker 3: There's the donuts.
Speaker 1: It's all no. But that's not bad, I know, with
Speaker 1: at least something we want gross things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't always want to eat a gross thing.
Speaker 1: We don't have to eat anything this time around.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't want a donut? No, I've already had
Speaker 3: two of them.
Speaker 1: No, I only ate the cream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, out of two donuts, that's two donuts.
Speaker 1: So what else is going on?
Speaker 3: You had two donuts?
Speaker 1: Oh? We went to a fun dinner party Saturday night. Nice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: It was a fiftieth birthday party for two friends of
Speaker 1: ours and there was a chef there cooking dinner and
Speaker 1: it was what's his name, Veto from the Sopranos, Oh,
Speaker 1: nice Johnny Cakes, Yes, Joe something or other something Italian.
Speaker 1: And the food was delicious. The only thing I have
Speaker 1: to say is that it took way too long. We
Speaker 1: were supposed to get their at five thirty. Wait no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no. You would be the first that
Speaker 1: goes to was not afterwards, it's like it was great, No,
Speaker 1: it took a long it was not. I was not
Speaker 1: the only one. People's heads were bobbing. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you we got third five thirty. Okay, the appetite, drinks great,
Speaker 1: the appetizer. I even had three beers that night. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's how long we waited.
Speaker 3: Fronk.
Speaker 1: I was three can Sam that night, so he can sam. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: they call me two can Sam because after two cans,
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 3: Who calls you this? Matt, the same Math that's apparently
Speaker 3: are number one only listener that you ever talked to.
Speaker 1: I didn't say he's the only back. He's a huge.
Speaker 3: Fan, yes, and I've said I think he's great. He
Speaker 3: actually told me that the way this roadcaster thing, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like, it sounds good, but it's cleaner when you
Speaker 3: edit it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're gonna edit them, not this thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't do bol chats, no bulchat I don't care
Speaker 1: about Yeah, you don't know anyway. So we're at this party.
Speaker 1: We get there at five thirty, drinks for a little
Speaker 1: while whatever. The appetizers come out like forty five minutes later.
Speaker 1: They were delicious as all hell. Stuff, mushrooms, the whole
Speaker 1: nine yards. Some of it was a little bit too.
Speaker 1: You do all that stuff. I don't eat that I'm
Speaker 1: sorry put the duda. Yes, well, it's a pursuit to
Speaker 1: do whatever. All the all like the Italian meats and whatnot.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really eat that stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, why, that's the best part of any Italian meal.
Speaker 1: Very fatty.
Speaker 3: That's fatty.
Speaker 1: You just sucked cream out of two donuts and you're
Speaker 1: gonna talk to me about what's fatty. You could see
Speaker 1: it in the salami, the white chunks. That's all fat
Speaker 1: You could see it.
Speaker 3: Dude, you literally sucked cream out of two donuts, and
Speaker 3: you're gonna tell me that a piece of soapro soad
Speaker 3: or a pepperoni is too much for you.
Speaker 1: I must correct you. I spooned it out of the
Speaker 1: donut with a spoon, after scraping the frosting off and
Speaker 1: eating that. And bresuto is do you no? I'm thinking brushetta.
Speaker 1: Do you do brushetta? No? I don'tmatoes. I'll eat the toast,
Speaker 1: but I don't like this stuff on top. You don't
Speaker 1: like tomatoes, there's others. There's onions in there, so you
Speaker 1: don't like onions? And the green thing? What's the green thing?
Speaker 3: Cilantro?
Speaker 1: I don't like cilantro is the devil. I don't like that.
Speaker 3: So you don't eat the meats? Do you eat any
Speaker 3: of the cheeses?
Speaker 1: Sure? I like the cheeses, but not the soft ones.
Speaker 1: You know that. I don't eat the breeze or the
Speaker 1: goats or any of that.
Speaker 3: Okay, breeze, that is a crime.
Speaker 1: I know, baked breeze, the whole thing. I'd get it,
Speaker 1: jam with the fig thing states whatever it is, okay, great,
Speaker 1: I'm glad people like it. I don't not gonna say
Speaker 1: it's gross because obviously people like it. I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I just can't believe you would go like, have you
Speaker 3: been to an Italian wedding.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I have. Yeah. I was at one one
Speaker 1: time and they said they had shrimp and it was
Speaker 1: the shells on it, and they said that it wasn't
Speaker 1: peel and eat, and I'm telling you it was so.
Speaker 3: Go to If you go someplace and they have a
Speaker 3: whole spread, you have your meats, your cheeses, the breads,
Speaker 3: all of the sud stuff, you just do you eat
Speaker 3: the olives?
Speaker 1: You probably know I don't like the way they feel
Speaker 1: in my mouth, metallic tasting, especially those black ones. They hurt.
Speaker 3: Something tells me that I feel right now like someone
Speaker 3: probably did when we did our disgusting dinner party, where
Speaker 3: it's something that like, I love more than anything. Olives
Speaker 3: are my favorite.
Speaker 1: No, none for me. Amy likes them, but you know
Speaker 1: I'm not. I just it's a texture thing. Just like Cooper,
Speaker 1: she has a texture thing. She cannot eat anything like
Speaker 1: whip cream anymore after we traumatized her spring whip cream
Speaker 1: down her throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would be traumatized too.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't like whip cream? It's delicious, Yeah it is,
Speaker 1: and it's a close relative to ice cream. And she
Speaker 1: eats ice cream, right, But like.
Speaker 3: You don't, do you eat pepperoni on a pizza?
Speaker 1: I would never order it, but I would eat it
Speaker 1: if it was served to me. But I would dab
Speaker 1: it with a napkin. Very greasy, very greasy. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: let me just go spoon things out of donuts. But
Speaker 1: see that I can I can take care of because
Speaker 1: the grease I can dab it, it will taste the same.
Speaker 3: I've literally seen what you've eaten for breakfast here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the fact that you're like on a high horse
Speaker 3: right now, being like a piece of pizza.
Speaker 1: I bet you a lot of people dab their pizza.
Speaker 3: I know people dab their pizzas.
Speaker 1: But you just went on before talking about how the
Speaker 1: Italian meats you can see the fat in them. It's
Speaker 1: great gross. That's right. I did say it was gross.
Speaker 1: I just said I don't like I don't eat it.
Speaker 1: I don't eat the meat. I'll eat it, but I
Speaker 1: don't want it. It's not healthy.
Speaker 3: That's you can't say it's not healthy when you eat
Speaker 3: lo maine for breakfast.
Speaker 1: I wonder I have lo maine for breakfast very frequently,
Speaker 1: and you can't see the fat and lomaine.
Speaker 3: I literally have an envelope right there saying that I'm
Speaker 3: buying you a hot open faced turkey sandwich. When you
Speaker 3: hit two ten.
Speaker 1: I'm clothes bro. Yeah, I'm like three away.
Speaker 3: So you can't say to me right here that you're
Speaker 3: this health nut.
Speaker 1: I'd never said I was a health nut, never claimed
Speaker 1: to be. I'm the furthest thing eats vetty.
Speaker 3: I can't have that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if I can prevent a little bit
Speaker 1: of that from getting into my body, why wouldn't I?
Speaker 1: Then I can have two slices. If you deb and
Speaker 1: you get the oil off, have two anyway.
Speaker 3: Your logic, it's it's like I I want to I
Speaker 3: wish there was like a hammer because then I could
Speaker 3: just break my own skull at this point, because nothing's
Speaker 3: making sense.
Speaker 1: So the stuffed mushrooms were delicious. I had about seven
Speaker 1: of them. That was so good. So the bread crust vegetables,
Speaker 1: the mushrooms are fine vegetable. It was a vegetable, so
Speaker 1: that was delicious. And there was lots of other really
Speaker 1: really delicious appetizers. So then after the appetizers are done,
Speaker 1: we wait an hour I don't know, maybe two hours, okay,
Speaker 1: and then some shrimp scampy comes out, So I get
Speaker 1: two shrimp scampy. It's great. They're delicious. Tail on though
Speaker 1: that's bs when the stuff on the shrimp, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to touch it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So you can't go someplace where you they give you
Speaker 3: shrimp like in the shell.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to peel it. But like
Speaker 1: usually when it's all you can eat, it's in the
Speaker 1: thing and you have to peel it. So what do
Speaker 1: they want you to take more time so you eat less?
Speaker 1: What if it's what it's true.
Speaker 3: What if it's like the one where you just have
Speaker 3: to like pop it out of the tail?
Speaker 1: Oh that's fine, I'm spectacular at that same Do you
Speaker 1: like Have you ever been to like a cocktail shrimp
Speaker 1: is my favorite? Have you ever been to like a
Speaker 1: boil like a h Yeah? Yeah, a lobster pot with
Speaker 1: the corn and the potato and the whole nine thing
Speaker 1: and there. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you like that?
Speaker 1: Love.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a place in Jersey City. It's called Just Because,
Speaker 3: and I would love to go there with you.
Speaker 1: But I don't ever order lobster. I will eat it
Speaker 1: if it's given to me, but I don't say yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that one right there. I don't eat
Speaker 1: lobster so just because, but I won't be claused. What
Speaker 1: they do is they put it in a bag and
Speaker 1: you can get them peeled, and then I.
Speaker 3: Get the boil pot. I get to be claws sauce
Speaker 3: on it with some rice and I mix. It's delicious. Okay,
Speaker 3: we should go there. Fine, done, But anyway, I I
Speaker 3: could live on cocktail shrimp. I would eat this. We're
Speaker 3: gonna get some shrimp for the next time.
Speaker 1: Perfect, Yes, Love, shrimp. It's got to be good stuff though.
Speaker 1: It's got to be good, Andrew, it has to be
Speaker 1: good cocktail shrimp. Well, you pick out the shrimp because
Speaker 1: the stuff that's been frozen for a long time and
Speaker 1: you just boil it and sometimes it's gross. No, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like slimy.
Speaker 3: You find it and we'll have it on this show.
Speaker 1: How why do I have to find it?
Speaker 3: Okay, and then I'll find the shrimp. Okay, I just
Speaker 3: know if I find it, what's gonna wind up happening
Speaker 3: is you're going to be like this, right, You're right.
Speaker 3: Whereas if you pick it out.
Speaker 1: And it has to be the right cocktail sauce too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you just do it and I'll eat them. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll give you money. Perfect use the twenty dollars I
Speaker 3: gave you from when you had cheese whiz in your mouth.
Speaker 1: You know what we'll do. I'll use the forty cents
Speaker 1: that we're gonna make when we're back right after this,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on just one second. We need to
Speaker 1: go to a quick commercial break and we're back. Yay,
Speaker 1: did it work?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 1: Ten Bucks says it didn't work. Okay, I'll bet you
Speaker 1: a cocktail of shrimp that it didn't work. Okay, all right? Anyway,
Speaker 1: So when there's stuff on the shrimp and you have
Speaker 1: to touch it with your fingers, there shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: thing on it. There should be no tail. Okay, you
Speaker 1: should be able to fork it because you know, I
Speaker 1: have to put the fork like right where the tail
Speaker 1: meets the shrimp and get it right in that one
Speaker 1: spot with the fork and pull it out real quick
Speaker 1: because I don't want to touch scamping and garlic over
Speaker 1: my fingers. Stupid.
Speaker 3: You don't do spicy foods.
Speaker 1: Either, right, No, I've actually gotten a little bit spicier.
Speaker 1: Amy has spiced up my life.
Speaker 3: What's the spiciest thing that you have?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Remember the thing a Burger King we
Speaker 1: had last week? Those were pretty spicy. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: ghost pepper nuggets. Those are pretty spicy.
Speaker 3: They were delicious. I was not gonna get anything from
Speaker 3: Burger King. And then Scotty was.
Speaker 1: Like, come on, be fat with me, not say that.
Speaker 1: I just said I need the chicken palm sandwich while
Speaker 1: it's still limited time.
Speaker 3: This is another thing, okay, So what else do you
Speaker 3: have to talk about with your dinner party?
Speaker 1: Oh, I could go on and on so we can interrupt.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you keep going.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that the shrimp. Great had the shrimp. Then
Speaker 1: we waited for another hour probably, then he finally came
Speaker 1: out with this pasta with white clam sauce. I never
Speaker 1: ever have ordered that any time in my life ever.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with it. It's just not something
Speaker 1: I would order. But so the thing is, though, Amy
Speaker 1: wanted to grate a cheese on it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: no cheese, and I was like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: gonna kill us whatever, you know. So we had cheese
Speaker 1: under the table, like somebody brought it out, and like
Speaker 1: three of us were sharing.
Speaker 3: The cheese, grated cheese, smuggling.
Speaker 1: Yes, we were smuggling cheese under the table and we
Speaker 1: put it on and mixed it in so we couldn't see.
Speaker 1: Because he came as like how is it? You know?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's good, it's really good, you know.
Speaker 1: And he got mad because one of the guys at
Speaker 1: the party had a full bowl of He's like, what's
Speaker 1: the matter with it, you know? And he said, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't I don't like clamp sauce, but
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure I didn't like it,
Speaker 1: so I got a bowl. No, and he wasn't happy
Speaker 1: with that. But anyway, so then another hour or two
Speaker 1: went by. While we're eating the pasta. The meat is
Speaker 1: still like in a package on the floor, in a box.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on. It's ten o'clock and
Speaker 1: you haven't even opened the package of the meat yet.
Speaker 3: So you've had three courses by this point, if.
Speaker 1: You want to call that a course. Sure, they were
Speaker 1: all appetizers really until the pasta came out, all right,
Speaker 1: So then we wade another hour. By the way, this
Speaker 1: is no reflection of the hosts. Wonderful people and good friends,
Speaker 1: and we love them. They didn't know this was going
Speaker 1: to go like this, you know. And at this point,
Speaker 1: people are falling asleep on the couch, you know. I
Speaker 1: walk in the room, there's like bodies everywhere. That's like Christmas,
Speaker 1: yeah for me, or but that's giving, but that's after
Speaker 1: you've eaten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So finally the meat comes out, and then he
Speaker 1: had these potatoes and squash, and and it wasn't so
Speaker 1: fond of the string beans because they were raw onions,
Speaker 1: big long, red raw onions in it, So that was
Speaker 1: kind of that was weird. If you brought a red
Speaker 1: onion here, I could eat it. We'll do that next week.
Speaker 1: I have to wear goggle. I have to wear goggles, though.
Speaker 3: I can eat like if you have like that, not
Speaker 3: the papery part. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I know I could bite into a red onion. Shut up,
Speaker 1: my dad can do that too, yellow though yellow.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not the biggest.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a red like. I love the taste
Speaker 1: of a red onion. My dads of onions. My daddy
Speaker 1: stinks of onions. He could eat an onion like an apple.
Speaker 3: I don't smell like onions, So I'm okay with this
Speaker 3: gross anyway.
Speaker 1: So also there was garlic bread with cheese and whatever.
Speaker 1: Everything was really really, really good, but it just took
Speaker 1: forever and then you know, then we waited the dessert
Speaker 1: and like we didn't get out of there till after midnight.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: We got there at five thirty and we left after twelve.
Speaker 1: That's long, insane. I don't eat that late ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was delicious.
Speaker 3: I could see Amy being like this is fine and
Speaker 3: you being like, I'm.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. No, it was had no, no,
Speaker 1: we all have had a good time. I was not
Speaker 1: a downer. I was none of that you got wanh
Speaker 1: wanh wanh here or whatever because I was. I was not.
Speaker 3: I could I could just Yeah, I do have that.
Speaker 1: You were not.
Speaker 3: A debbie downer.
Speaker 1: That's right. I was a party that's I don't think
Speaker 1: that's very party. Whatever. Anyway, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: And it's cool because you know, I guess these celebrity
Speaker 1: chefs will uh chef, We'll go to your house and
Speaker 1: they'll cook for you.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dinner parties are fine. I will say that. I
Speaker 3: do have an issue when it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, Yeah, didn't you see the picture I posted?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but ceerios? Yeah yeah. I was like, we
Speaker 1: do this podcast.
Speaker 3: Serial Killers, So you just went into your friend's pantry
Speaker 3: and took a box of cereal.
Speaker 1: And I did. I did cool? Yeah, no, because he
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen and I'm like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want if we take a picture, because you know, I
Speaker 1: do this stupid podcast with serial killers, like serial killers,
Speaker 1: you know, because he thought we'd kill people. I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: cereal like that you eat. Yeah, yeah, take a picture,
Speaker 1: and he took a selfie. The whole thing.
Speaker 3: I've had people when I say that I do a
Speaker 3: show called serial Killers. Someone thought originally it was the
Speaker 3: podcast Cereal. Do you remember that one?
Speaker 1: I do? Yes, the one about the murders and whatnot.
Speaker 3: So I was talking to my one friend about it,
Speaker 3: and then I brought it up again in conversation and
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, so this week we're doing frosted
Speaker 3: flakes or something. And the person was like, whoa wait,
Speaker 3: what what happened? And I was like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we eat cereal on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Was it an accident in the battle Creak Cereal factory
Speaker 1: and someone got thrown at a wood chipper?
Speaker 3: Maybe we should start incorporating No, it would be fun.
Speaker 3: I know you're never gonna agree to this, so I'm
Speaker 3: just throwing this out there for Serial Killers fans. If
Speaker 3: we did.
Speaker 1: Like like a Friday episode where what we did here
Speaker 1: we go listen, just listen to me for a second.
Speaker 3: Okay, true crime is huge right now. Everyone loves a
Speaker 3: true crime episode. What if we did it with either
Speaker 3: true crime or like abandoned things where we just talk
Speaker 3: about it because let me tell you something and eat cereal.
Speaker 1: People doing it, people do all this stuff. It's got
Speaker 1: to be original. Do something original.
Speaker 3: It is original. We both share a love of abandoned building.
Speaker 1: There's an abandoned there's abandoned sites, and there is there's
Speaker 1: a podcast about abandoned stuff. I'm not because then we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about the same things. But you rip
Speaker 1: them off. No, I can't. Let's think of something else else.
Speaker 3: Well, serial Killers fans, if we were to do Friday episodes, what.
Speaker 1: Would they be? Oh, so we should do another podcast
Speaker 1: about something else other than cereal, like the bastard sister
Speaker 1: of Pod of serial Killers.
Speaker 3: At this point, yes, because we are known as the
Speaker 3: serial killers Scott and Andy. If we go someplace, we
Speaker 3: are now a package deal. Right, So when we walk
Speaker 3: into a room, people see serial killers. So when I
Speaker 3: post pictures on Instagram of just me, does that make
Speaker 3: you angry? No? Oh, because again we are a team.
Speaker 3: So therefore, when we release episodes on Wednesday or Monday,
Speaker 3: when if we start talking about something random on a Friday,
Speaker 3: people will be like, oh, I just like hearing them talk.
Speaker 3: That's why they listen to us talk for forty minutes
Speaker 3: about poops and plungers. Well, okay, and also cereal.
Speaker 1: And then if we added a murder in there, people
Speaker 1: might be like, oooh, murder.
Speaker 3: I learned about this today.
Speaker 1: Let's put a pin in it and we'll think about it.
Speaker 1: Put a pin in it, Yeah, hasn't know what they say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so. Or we'll circle back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll circle back to that idea.
Speaker 3: We'll see because I I've been listening to a bunch
Speaker 3: of defunct land have you heard of them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: He makes YouTube videos and he also does a podcast.
Speaker 3: But he goes over like abandoned theme park ideas or
Speaker 3: just abandoned ideas in general, Like he went into a
Speaker 3: whole thing about Chuck E Cheese's downfall. He did a
Speaker 3: whole thing about animal Kingdom and how it was originally
Speaker 3: supposed to be called Beastly Kingdom and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Super interesting, Okay, and they're like an hour long. Cool,
Speaker 3: he does a great job. Great, So let's find something
Speaker 3: that we are passionate about. Abandoned things.
Speaker 1: No, Andrew, it's done something else else. Stop signs? How
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 3: What about stops?
Speaker 1: I don't like when it's not a regulation. Stop sign
Speaker 1: I'll pull up to it and go, that's not from
Speaker 1: the dot. Somebody just put that there because it's not
Speaker 1: a regulation stop sign. It's either too small or it's
Speaker 1: the wrong font, and it makes me crazy. That's all sign.
Speaker 1: You know what I want. I want my podcast to
Speaker 1: be out street signs.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will support that idea.
Speaker 3: You know why, because I feel like I could fall
Speaker 3: down a rabbit hole, like right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what that reminds me. Look at this
Speaker 1: sign that I found, Andrew, what did you find? It's
Speaker 1: one of those signs here street sign. Yeah, I saved it.
Speaker 1: Look at that. They had one job.
Speaker 3: Photo enforced.
Speaker 1: Look at it. The stop light's upside down. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: it is. That's funny. Look I'll hold it up. If
Speaker 1: you're watching on YouTube, see photo and force traffic signal
Speaker 1: and it's upside down. Yeah, that's that's that's drunk. That's
Speaker 1: the Did you ever post that? Probably you should, I
Speaker 1: think I did. I posted you had one job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a fan of signs, Okay, I
Speaker 1: could get into signs. Did you know that back in
Speaker 1: the day that speed limit signs were white on black,
Speaker 1: not black on white. Don't know why, but they were.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should investigate, I do it and then bring
Speaker 1: it to the table. But how is that a podcast?
Speaker 3: Maybe we just do special interest Fridays where each of
Speaker 3: us comes to the table and teaches someone else about something. Okay,
Speaker 3: because I could tell you about my favorite period of history.
Speaker 1: What is that? The sixties?
Speaker 3: The French Revolution?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3: You don't know what Okay, the French Revolution or sans
Speaker 3: their Workers sance because it was France. Okay, but it's
Speaker 3: all about the guillotines origins. My favorite person of all time, well,
Speaker 3: not favorite. He killed a lot of people. Rose Pierre.
Speaker 3: He's super fascinating. I could tell you a whole thing
Speaker 3: about him. I have a really good book about him.
Speaker 1: Did he decapitate people?
Speaker 3: He did? He's the creator of the guillotine.
Speaker 1: What's his name? His last name was rose Pierre? Oh, okay, fascinating.
Speaker 3: They need to make a movie or an HBO Max
Speaker 3: mini series about him because he's that fascinating. If you're
Speaker 3: he just me out on this one.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm just checking my parkingde He created.
Speaker 3: His own religion, had everybody in France convert to it
Speaker 3: changed France's calendars for three months because he was just
Speaker 3: that much in power.
Speaker 1: So he was a cult leader essentially.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he built a paper machine mountain in the middle
Speaker 3: of Paris and descended from it.
Speaker 1: Okay, look it up. It's a real thing, Okay.
Speaker 3: And then the people in the government were like, rose
Speaker 3: Pierre's going a little crazy these days, right, let's like
Speaker 3: get rid of them.
Speaker 1: And then they got rid of them. But see, this
Speaker 1: is a long time by the guillotine. It's like my
Speaker 1: daughter says, She's like, I don't care about stuff that
Speaker 1: happened four hundred years ago. I want to know about
Speaker 1: stuff that's happening now. Like they should only teach history
Speaker 1: from this freaking century. False. That is the worst take
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. That is the most garbage take I
Speaker 1: have ever heard. Is that what they say? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He does need telling what it's so you need
Speaker 3: to learn about the past.
Speaker 1: Dinosaurs cares? How do you cro magnum Mann.
Speaker 3: There's legit whatever called fossil fuel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's oil.
Speaker 3: So you don't learn about the dinastas.
Speaker 1: You could just blow through it real quick. You don't
Speaker 1: do tests on it, just say, there used to be dinosaurs,
Speaker 1: now they're extinct and move on. But for people who
Speaker 1: are interested in that subject, right, then they could take
Speaker 1: dinosaur course. Dinosaur course, that's right. This should just be
Speaker 1: a whole course on dinosaurs, and that's it. So archaeology,
Speaker 1: they should bang through an entire century in one class.
Speaker 1: They should not until you get to like the nineteen forties.
Speaker 3: Didn't you ever take a history class that you were
Speaker 3: fascinated with?
Speaker 1: Fascinated?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I just got through it by the skin of
Speaker 1: my teeth. No, there's sixty five interesting history. United States
Speaker 1: history is so fascinating. I enjoy it. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to go all the way back to the eighteen
Speaker 1: early eighteen hundreds with you know, civil wars and things,
Speaker 1: so you don't fall in the Civil War America and
Speaker 1: who I know the Civil War? I stopped. I understand
Speaker 1: it was North and South America fought against themselves. That's
Speaker 1: what civil means. You say North and South America, No
Speaker 1: of the United States, you dope. I'm the dope. I'm
Speaker 1: the dope.
Speaker 3: You don't even know what the Civil War was?
Speaker 1: I do it. Eighteen twelve, everything.
Speaker 3: Eighteen twelve, everything that was the War of.
Speaker 1: Eighteen twelve, not the Civil No, this were two different wars.
Speaker 1: They were, I know they were, I know they were. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Who was the president? Civil War?
Speaker 1: Eisenhower? I I don't have one of the Roosevelts. How
Speaker 1: are you choosing to be this ignorance Truman? How are
Speaker 1: you choosing to be the Civil War George Washington? How
Speaker 1: do I why do I have to know who the
Speaker 1: president was?
Speaker 3: Because do you know what the Civil War was even
Speaker 3: fought over?
Speaker 1: Miss Jefferson? What was the Civil War fought over land?
Speaker 1: North and South? That's what I said, Confederates the whole thing,
Speaker 1: That's right. Robert E. Lee what an ass. You'd know
Speaker 1: he was a bad guy.
Speaker 3: So the war that was fought over slavery.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was a Civil war? That was That was
Speaker 1: was Abe Lincoln the logic suicide song, I hate my life.
Speaker 1: The Civil War was really a slavery I don't remember. Yes, okay, Scott,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you for schooling me. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I didn't do well in social studies.
Speaker 1: This is why we need to make serial killer. So sorry,
Speaker 1: we need to do serial Killers Friday. That'll be history.
Speaker 1: We'll call it history lesson. I'm sorry, mister Campanelli. Mister
Speaker 1: Campanelli was my favorite social studies to use, my favorite
Speaker 1: teacher of all time. Yeah, and he was a good guy.
Speaker 1: I didn't do very well in his class, but he
Speaker 1: knew I had potential. And here I am forgetting about
Speaker 1: the Civil War on a podcast is going to be
Speaker 1: heard by a couple thousand people. Although he called me
Speaker 1: Rockefeller because I used to pay people to do dumb stuff.
Speaker 1: I was to hear break this in the hallway. Here's
Speaker 1: ten bucks.
Speaker 3: You know what. That takes a skill, though I will
Speaker 3: say that much.
Speaker 1: Well. That was my quote in my yearbook. It was
Speaker 1: like a leader is somebody who gets somebody to do
Speaker 1: something they don't want to do. I feel like also manipulation.
Speaker 1: But there was a quote from Thomas Jefferson. I believe
Speaker 1: huh yeah, the two dollars bill guy. Hmmmm.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe you did not know.
Speaker 1: If I thought about it, I would have really figured
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: I will find fun parts of history to bring to you, because.
Speaker 1: So you want to do Friday History less but it
Speaker 1: can't be this long. It cannot, it cannot. It's ten
Speaker 1: minutes Max. It's kind of like a you know, just
Speaker 1: a quick it's quick. Unless you really like the topic
Speaker 1: and you can test me on things, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this way we could do like ooh, fun
Speaker 3: like ooh, and then if you like where the topic
Speaker 3: is going, then you could be like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 3: keep talking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not very BookSmart. I'm street smart. I know things
Speaker 1: about things. You are street smart? Yeah, you're street smart,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: Literally the least I could.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't what I know a lot of
Speaker 1: dumb things. I know.
Speaker 3: It's not being street smart, sure it is.
Speaker 1: I didn't learn it in books. So what else is there?
Speaker 1: You and the word streets smart should never be together
Speaker 1: like gangster.
Speaker 3: It just means I know stuff. That's also not what
Speaker 3: I'm trying to say. Being savvy and figuring things out
Speaker 3: on your own.
Speaker 1: I can do that. A you kidding me?
Speaker 3: After you melt down? I can't. I can't stop it.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it works. People we brought this
Speaker 3: thing and you were like, no, I can't.
Speaker 1: People come to me for things, they say, hey, how
Speaker 1: do you do this? Help me with this? And I'm
Speaker 1: glad that I'm happy to help. So that means you're helpful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you have streets, Mark, I know things.
Speaker 1: I mean they don't know how to do it. I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that means you know how to do with something.
Speaker 1: I want to do things.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah we all do. Okay, that's great. Maybe I know
Speaker 1: how to do more things than you.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you do. Okay, you have a more lived inexperience.
Speaker 3: You know, you got a couple. You have like forty
Speaker 3: years on me.
Speaker 1: No, I don't you, Dick, Why do you say these things?
Speaker 1: It's not funny. Oh, you have a gray hair in
Speaker 1: your beards, so you're on my sidebird great, and you
Speaker 1: can't even grow a full beard. You got a patch
Speaker 1: Patch Patch Andy, Patch Andy, Yeah instead of Patch Adams.
Speaker 1: That's right. Who is in that movie Robin Williams nose?
Speaker 1: What the red nose? Yeah? Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3: That's based on a real story. I know it was,
Speaker 3: which you might hear on Serial Killer's History lesson Friday.
Speaker 3: We need to have a better name for that. What
Speaker 3: would the name be?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew, we'll come up with it. You
Speaker 1: can't put me on the spot.
Speaker 3: Bite size history b Yte why be why t.
Speaker 1: That's like computers? Yeah, I don't know what, because then
Speaker 1: the computer geeks will listen to us just from the title.
Speaker 3: So okay, so you're already saying that a bull chat
Speaker 3: is confusing to our lis is.
Speaker 1: It's very confusing.
Speaker 3: What is we have to say? It's the sister podcast?
Speaker 1: Right? So then you want to create what I said
Speaker 1: was bite sized Fridays b I e to at least
Speaker 1: keep within an eating theme, and you said.
Speaker 3: No, do the tech b wyte one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can talk about computers every once in a while.
Speaker 3: So we just agreed on a concept and now you're
Speaker 3: just that's not happening.
Speaker 1: Then we'll only talk about the era of when computers
Speaker 1: were introduced. So that's been a while, right, So that's
Speaker 1: a good timeframe.
Speaker 3: So you only want to do like nineteen hundred history?
Speaker 1: Sure? Why? Because I don't like older stuff than that.
Speaker 3: You should know more about it.
Speaker 1: That's all why we're here. That's it, you know, I
Speaker 1: get it. I understand why kids are what it's a
Speaker 1: fair upstate New York right where they go on horses
Speaker 1: and they joust the Renaissance festival. Whatw what happened? I
Speaker 1: can't I didn't pay attention to all that stuff, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I wasn't interested in it. It's not interesting to me.
Speaker 1: I don't care about old things like that because you
Speaker 1: weren't talk like vintage stuff from like the seventies. But
Speaker 1: I don't want stuff from like the sixteen seventies. I
Speaker 1: don't care. Cares Why do I care what happened? Then
Speaker 1: you need to care what happened? Then that's the problem. Why,
Speaker 1: Because there's so much that happened in the past that
Speaker 1: helped shape the present. I can't fill my head with
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 3: You don't need to fill it. You just need to
Speaker 3: listen to it.
Speaker 1: I know about some stuff.
Speaker 3: Haven't you ever watched like an old historical documentary?
Speaker 1: And oh you love documentaries? Yes I have. But I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly about everything that happened in the past.
Speaker 3: You don't need to. You just need to find something
Speaker 3: that you like within the past.
Speaker 1: That's why you can't get so frustrated with him. But
Speaker 1: I don't know about the Renaissance history. What don't you
Speaker 1: like like Roman history?
Speaker 3: Not Colisseum?
Speaker 1: Well no, no, why I took a picture at it,
Speaker 1: but I don't care about it. Do you know what
Speaker 1: happened then were falling apart.
Speaker 3: After almost like a two thousand years. Yeah, it's it.
Speaker 1: Why don't they rebuild that thing? Stupid? Why would you rebuild.
Speaker 3: Something that was built fifteen hundred years ago?
Speaker 1: I'm obviously kidding Andrew, but I just whatever, Okay, that's great.
Speaker 1: I do like history. I do it. It's nice to
Speaker 1: see things. But see, I'm not gonna go on a
Speaker 1: sightseeing tour of like, oh see, this is the whole thing. Like,
Speaker 1: so we went to we went to Italy, and Amy's
Speaker 1: all mad because you's like, like, how could you not
Speaker 1: enjoy it? Like it was? It was okay, but I
Speaker 1: don't care about seeing all old stuff there.
Speaker 3: But isn't it fascinating? Like just take the regardless of
Speaker 3: what you're thinking, regardless of what you're saying.
Speaker 1: No different than the abandoned theme parks that was a
Speaker 1: long time ago. It's nice to look at, right. That's
Speaker 1: cool though, because it was more like in this time.
Speaker 1: You will not what here's what we won't do on
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 3: You will not compare in old six flags that's abandoned
Speaker 3: to ancient Roman ruins. That's not happening on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're telling me the Pyramids that Caesar right,
Speaker 1: You're telling me the pyramids right to you, it's the
Speaker 1: same thing as seeing like an old bean park. No,
Speaker 1: but I'm not I'm gonna go buy the pyramids and go,
Speaker 1: oh that's cool, click and then walk away. I don't
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 3: Aren't you just in awe that someone built this thousands
Speaker 3: of years ago? You walk down anywhere in the United
Speaker 3: States outside of going to maybe like a Native American
Speaker 3: reservation or anything else like that, where it's really actual
Speaker 3: old US history. Think about these buildings in New York City,
Speaker 3: they were built maybe one hundred fifty years ago. You
Speaker 3: go to Rome, the streets were literally built like thousands
Speaker 3: of years ago.
Speaker 1: One hundred hundred and fifty years is about as far
Speaker 1: back as I need to go. That's all. What But
Speaker 1: aren't you just like even it is? Think about Yes,
Speaker 1: it's fascinating that these things are still there, absolutely, but
Speaker 1: I don't need to go on a sight seeing tour.
Speaker 1: I can look it up online.
Speaker 3: But don't you aren't you interested in like they're how
Speaker 3: they use plumbing.
Speaker 1: Case in point here, so not terribly far from my house,
Speaker 1: all right, Like in the early nineteen hundreds when the
Speaker 1: automobile first, like was a thing. Okay, there was a
Speaker 1: there was a thing called the Vanderbilt Motor Parkway or
Speaker 1: something like that. Okay, And there's two or three blocks
Speaker 1: not far from my house where if you go there
Speaker 1: you can still see like the remnants of this old
Speaker 1: road that used to be there one hundred and plus
Speaker 1: years ago. There's houses there now, but there's tiny little places,
Speaker 1: like there's one part that's called like Toll Street or
Speaker 1: something like that, because there used to be a toll
Speaker 1: booth there when this thing was there. So that's kind
Speaker 1: of cool to know that that used to run through there.
Speaker 1: But I don't care about five hundred years a thousand
Speaker 1: years ago. I mean, like, oh, look, there's a brick
Speaker 1: from twenty a d. Cool.
Speaker 3: But like you go to Pompeii that's legit, like old
Speaker 3: from a volcano that erupted, okay, hundreds of years ago, okay.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 3: I think if I were to give you a history lesson,
Speaker 3: I would just hope that I could use my teacher skills.
Speaker 1: I've heard of all these things andrew.
Speaker 3: Down and just give you maybe something like give you
Speaker 3: something that you could walk away.
Speaker 1: With and go huh right now, look, right now, I'm
Speaker 1: probably sound like a giant idiot. I know about all
Speaker 1: these things. It's just not something I'm really interested in.
Speaker 3: Because I just don't think that you're finding the right
Speaker 3: thing that Like for me, I would say, like Rome ancient, like.
Speaker 1: Wasn't built in a day?
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, oh he told me that. Ring my
Speaker 1: ring doorbell. It did when you set it up. It
Speaker 1: says that Rome wasn't built in a day, just a moment. Please.
Speaker 3: I love that, and I set my parents ring up.
Speaker 3: I should remember that. But like the French Revolution, I
Speaker 3: took a college course and the teacher was so good.
Speaker 1: Honestly, hold on, wait, you like elected to take a
Speaker 1: history class like that?
Speaker 3: Well, in college you have to take electives.
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't you take something more current? Could you have?
Speaker 3: I mean this one it so again. For me, I'm
Speaker 3: more like I needed to get out of college. I
Speaker 3: was over school, right, so I figured out the way
Speaker 3: to kind of do it.
Speaker 1: My meter is up.
Speaker 3: We really should go Okay, well, I basically conned my
Speaker 3: way through college.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, that's what I had to tell.
Speaker 1: Tell your history story. I'm gonna bag up some cereal. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we mean we could just end it. No, No,
Speaker 1: we'll explain that later. Go I'm interested, what what?
Speaker 3: I don't really need to say much else.
Speaker 1: Tell me about your course that you took in college.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was really interesting. It was just European history
Speaker 3: and it was really really fascinating. It went all the
Speaker 3: way from like old Europe to like all of a
Speaker 3: sudden having do you know all the way through World
Speaker 3: War two?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh? She was a great That was a bad one.
Speaker 3: That was a bad one. That was a bad one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you got that one. Do I even want to ask, maybe,
Speaker 3: like what you know about it? Or just keep going?
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I might upset people.
Speaker 1: I know, I definitely know things.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. It's good to know things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's in nineteen hundreds, So I know about
Speaker 1: that stuff.
Speaker 3: You know about it?
Speaker 1: What happened when it happened in the nineteen hundreds? I
Speaker 1: know about it? Oh? Really? Yeah? So you know?
Speaker 3: So do you know about World War One?
Speaker 1: Yes? What do you know about World War one? Holland?
Speaker 3: What was it started with?
Speaker 1: Someone got mad for a flaming arrow?
Speaker 3: A flaming arrow started world War One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you can't ask me that you said anything
Speaker 1: nineteen hundre's it's fair game. Yeah, so I asked you
Speaker 1: something about the nineteen hundreds and you say, now it's
Speaker 1: not right. Who's on the half dollar? Andrew?
Speaker 3: Uh jfk okay A nice try, Bucko. Also comparing me
Speaker 3: knowing who's on currency to actual historical events, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't know where the person is coming from. Also, you
Speaker 3: never let me see the cereals we're about to eat.
Speaker 1: Did you want to explain what I'm doing?
Speaker 3: Yes? So we're having a guest on. So we're passaging
Speaker 3: it up on Serial Killers, right, the main podcast, the
Speaker 3: main podcast? So next is it going to be next Monday?
Speaker 1: It'll be next Monday.
Speaker 3: Yes, So next Monday we're going to have a really
Speaker 3: fun guest on. Sorry, do you have to be so loud?
Speaker 1: No? But the microphone is right here, it's at the table.
Speaker 1: I mean I could just go don't it's fine, don't.
Speaker 3: Look, I can see. How can I not look when
Speaker 3: they're in front of me?
Speaker 1: Don't look? Go ahead? Explain?
Speaker 3: Should I say who the guest is?
Speaker 1: And of course? Okay, so we have from survivor Ohno
Speaker 1: Survivor person.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ethan won the third season in the Survivor Africa.
Speaker 3: Then he was on the All Stars season.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Yeah, do you know people from
Speaker 1: any other shows? Let me think, Well, Michelle was also
Speaker 1: on the Challenge that's a survivor.
Speaker 3: It's a double one. Michelle actually put us in touch.
Speaker 1: Thanks Michelle, you actually know somebody that was on Extreme Couponing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, I wonder who that person is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, go on with go ahead.
Speaker 3: Who else do I know from a TV show?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Explain who who he is? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Ethan. He came out with a Cereal bowl.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 3: So Ethan came out with a Cereal bowl and is
Speaker 3: a big Cereal fan. And so yeah, Michelle, thank you
Speaker 3: so much for putting us in contact. And he will
Speaker 3: be eating cereal with us on Monday.
Speaker 1: I have to send this to him. Yes, so you've
Speaker 1: noticed I have not touched any of it with my hand,
Speaker 1: and it's on camera. Yep, it's been very sealed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything is sealed. And yeah, this one looks good. Good yep,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for that one.
Speaker 3: Hmm. All right, are you done? I think so great?
Speaker 1: Are we done.
Speaker 3: I'm done. If you like the idea for bite sized Fridays,
Speaker 3: let us know.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to call it that, though needs
Speaker 1: to it needs to be. It needs to reference what
Speaker 1: the podcast is. It's not bites. Okay, great, so it's
Speaker 1: a shorter podcast, but it needs to be something like
Speaker 1: History one on one or some something dumb like that,
Speaker 1: or serial killers or Scott's an idiot, what something?
Speaker 3: Okay? Or say no more, I love that name, or
Speaker 3: we'll call.
Speaker 1: It book smarts. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that one. We'll see I like that one, okay,
Speaker 3: and then I'll come to you with fun. But would
Speaker 3: you do some research if there's something in history that.
Speaker 1: You like, Yeah, from like the sixties and seventies and eighties,
Speaker 1: you could, you could go off on that. Just say no,
Speaker 1: Andrew the Dare program. No, that was Nancy Reagan. Dare
Speaker 1: didn't start till after that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but didn't she do it because of Dare?
Speaker 1: No? She was hers was to just say no. Just
Speaker 1: say no? Is Nancy Reagan? Different Strokes the whole nine
Speaker 1: thing yards? By the way, did you see the live
Speaker 1: version of Different Strokes last week?
Speaker 3: I don't understand what that show's about. I'm very confused.
Speaker 3: Not different strokes, Like, are they reenacting the pilot of shows?
Speaker 1: They're reenacting episodes.
Speaker 3: That's the dumbest idea ever. Why it's like, so they're
Speaker 3: basically doing live theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's so cool. They did Facts of
Speaker 1: Life in different strokes, and I'm guessing they were pretty
Speaker 1: damn good fun fact Facts of Life. The one who
Speaker 1: played someone on that show is a survivor. Yeah, Tuty, Tudy,
Speaker 1: Kim Fields, No, it was Blair.
Speaker 3: Yes, Blair was on the Facts of Life. She came
Speaker 3: in second.
Speaker 1: Was played by Jennifer Aniston in the live version.
Speaker 3: How cool is I had to get her?
Speaker 1: That's so cool.
Speaker 3: Kim Fields was on the Real Housewives of Atlanta Touty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like Twudy. Yeah. She got kicked off after
Speaker 1: one season. She didn't bring the drama like they wanted. Well,
Speaker 1: you take the good, you take the bad, Andrew, I
Speaker 1: guess that's the Facts of Life. It is all right.
Speaker 1: I think we should go all right, all right until
Speaker 1: we see you in the ball Monday. I get a
Speaker 1: parking ticket by now, so.
Speaker 3: I never even paid my meter, so I one hundred
Speaker 3: percent got a ticket.
Speaker 1: You might as well just keep going. Maybe I can
Speaker 1: get two tickets. This it's the podcast that never Yes,
Speaker 1: it goes on and on. My friend, you don't do that, right.
Speaker 1: If you get one ticket, you can't get another. Is
Speaker 1: it like a certain time frame? No, I've never gotten
Speaker 1: two tickets there. You can't leave your car for three weeks,
Speaker 1: they'll give you more tickets. Yes, I want to know
Speaker 1: when the next day. But what is the timeframe? Is
Speaker 1: it twenty four hours? Is at twelve?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: If you are a parking meter enforcer and you listen
Speaker 3: to this podcast, please let us know what different two tickets.
Speaker 3: It's different in the same car, in the same day,
Speaker 3: different in every city. Okay, well we're talking specifically New
Speaker 3: York right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for listening to this exciting episode of
Speaker 1: Bowl Chat. The sister podcast The Serial Killers. Yep, that's
Speaker 1: the podcast where we talk about cereal and we think
Speaker 1: inside the box. It is this podcast we think outside
Speaker 1: the box Andrew, and then when we do our history
Speaker 1: lesson one think inside the book. I love that. No,
Speaker 1: I love it so much. Okay, that's gonna be so
Speaker 1: much fun. All right, we'll see you on Monday. With
Speaker 1: an all new Serial Killers with our buddy Ethan from
Speaker 1: Survivor yay, and then again Wednesday, and we'll just keep
Speaker 1: going forever and ever. Are we gonna take a day
Speaker 1: off for the holidays or no?
Speaker 3: I mean I would be down for it.
Speaker 1: I think the listeners would get upset. They expect us
Speaker 1: to be here twice a week. Sometimes it'll be three
Speaker 1: times a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so we're really like getting away from
Speaker 1: Cereal pretty soon. It's just gonna be other stuff and
Speaker 1: not Cereal. Well, listen, it's our bread and butter, Andrew,
Speaker 1: but our bread and butter is slowly running out. No,
Speaker 1: it's not the cereal literally in the episode that aired
Speaker 1: this Monday. Yeah you say, no, I didn't. There will
Speaker 1: always be Cereal, Andrew, new Cereal will always come. Specifically,
Speaker 1: I said, how much longer you want to do? This
Speaker 1: is what I say. So it's on me, it is, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even like cereal. You need something new, You
Speaker 1: need something new. That's stupid. No, turn it off, all
Speaker 1: right until we see you next time. Thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: and say clink, Andrew, clink. You're going to break that
Speaker 1: over your head.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, that's that. That is the actual podcast, Cereal Hillers.
Speaker 1: Hit It, You hit it this? Yep, the Red One.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm scared. Can you do it?