WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Scotty Gets Schooled 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:04.400 Hello there, Hi, Welcome to bull Chat. Bull Chat. Don't 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:05.359 want you to be confused. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:07.840 Just so you know, this is bull the sister podcast 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.200 of the you know, the main show of Serial Killers. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:16.360 I'm Scottie B. And that's Andy. This is the sister podcast. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.320 Just just want to make it clear you won't hear 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:22.159 any cereal on this episode. We're gonna, you know, just 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:25.079 chat about things about life. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:42.080 Cool. I mean, if you just want to take the 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:45.479 whole show go, I want to take the whole show go. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.040 I just don't want new listeners to be confused. That's 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.040 all because you know, we have all kinds of promotion now, 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.959 and people are looking for serial podcasts and here they are. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.840 What who said it? That's the stupidest one you have. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.280 Who said that it doesn't even make any sense? It does, 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.520 and it said that people are coming here looking for 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:09.319 count Chocolate Lucky Charms. And then they're like, oh, Scott's 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.080 talking about a party. He went to you know what 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:15.600 I mean? Who said that it's in the texts. We 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:19.800 don't even have texts. Can you stop it? Just turn 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:23.320 it off, turn it off. Today is Wednesday, December fifteenth. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:27.880 We're halfway through December. Welcome aboard. This is bowl chat, 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:29.720 all right, where. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.800 We talk about things that are not cereal related, but 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:34.240 somehow always food related. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.520 Can we talk about plungers that's food related because it 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.679 plunges stuff that you've eaten? 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:38.560 Okay? 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.880 Can we talk about that? So Amy literally just called me, Okay, 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:45.520 she's going to somebody's house because somebody blew up their 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.360 bathroom yikes, and they do not have a plunger. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.080 Have you heard that on Happy Endings, by the way, 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.840 yikes and bikes? 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:52.160 Yes? 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:53.560 Yeah, I stole that from them. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.000 By the way, you've stole a lot of stuff. I 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.400 told you. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.160 Half of my humor is based off of that show. 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.400 So you don't have any of your own. That's that's interesting, 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:04.240 zero thoughts in my head. So anyway, Amy brought our 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.640 plunger over to this person's house to clear up their 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.280 blown up toilet. Now I don't want that plunger back. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.639 So you don't want a plunger that someone else used. No, 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.000 have you ever had a roommate? 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:22.120 Yes? Okay, and did you have a plunger with said roommate? 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.880 I don't remember, But there's other people's poop in the 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.440 underside of that plunger. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.560 Okay, again, if you've had a roommate, then you would 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.040 have had a plunger. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:34.040 It doesn't matter. I don't want somebody else's poopicles in 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.640 my plunger. So you keep it and buy it from us, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:38.440 and we'll just get a new one. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:39.600 It's the dumbest thing I've heard. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.520 Why I don't want to plunge your back. There's lots 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.000 of things that other people can use that I don't 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:44.840 want back. I mean I would say, if you borrow 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.560 my underwear, I don't want it back. I know we've 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:49.120 had this conversation before. Yeah, I don't see what the 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:52.280 big deal is. I don't mind that at all. Someone 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.600 else's poop in your house? 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.480 Yeah, I mean people have pooped in your toilet before. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.560 Okay, So if I had to plunge someone else's poop, 0:02:58.560 --> 0:02:59.840 I'd throw the plunger away get a new one. 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:01.960 So you really think someone's been to your house? 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.800 Yeah? And then who's calling Andrew? What's more important than this? 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.919 I hate it so much? Would you turn the phone over? 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:13.000 We literally had to stop and not record because you 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:13.799 were on a phone call. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.360 You could have recorded that we were talking about plungers. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:17.480 I don't care. That's life. 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:21.320 Okay, as I'm trying to say, Okay, you have definitely 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.800 had people come to your house and ask to use 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.600 a plunger before. No, no one's ever, no one's ever 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.920 clogged a toilet in your house. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:30.000 There's been no foreign poop plunged. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:30.960 How do you know? 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:32.920 Because I hold the plunger. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:34.679 You hold the plunger, that's right. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.520 So you literally walk into your house and it's like 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.880 a it's like an umbrellap. You have a whole plunger, 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.520 little thing over my shoulder. I wouldn't be surprised. So 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:46.240 you gave that plunger to someone else? If I'm unders 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.760 standing the story, correct, Yes, Amy is currently taking that 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.120 plunger to somebody else's house to use because they don't 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.920 have one. Okay, I don't want it back. I don't 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.040 want poop transported in the car. I don't want it 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.200 back in my hall closet. I don't want any part 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.000 of it. I would just keep it there, enjoy it. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.080 My gift. Actually, it is my gift to you take 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.120 my plunger off. I do think they want your poopstick 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.560 because they don't have one, So they're just gonna. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.760 They they willingly are gonna be like, oh my god. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:12.520 Yes, because most people are not as crazy as me. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.560 Do you understand that they'll use other people's plungers? I won't. 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.640 This is a dumb conversation, Andrew. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.000 So you're really trying to sell me right now on 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.440 the fact that you think that, like this is a 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.680 thing cocker barrel, Like you really think people are gonna 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.080 be like, oh, yeah, Scott's right. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.200 I think that there are plenty of people out there 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.880 listening right now. They're gonna be like, I don't want 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.800 other people's poop and my plunger, and I don't want 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.800 to back. I think there are plenty of people. I 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.320 think it's split fifty to fifty. Actually I really do. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.279 I don't I do. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.320 There's no way in hell, not even close. Because if 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:48.839 people come to your house and they have an unforeseen accident, 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:50.920 then they're gonna use. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.840 Your plunger, not if I don't allow it. You would 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.000 be that I hold the plunger. You would be that person. Well, 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:57.839 then I would throw it out and get a new one, okay, whatever, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.640 or take it home as a parting gift you poop 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.520 to take. Yeah, that's not embarrassing. 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.320 No, hey, I clogged your toilet okay, Well you could 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:05.839 keep it and make sure you walk out of my 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.080 party right now holding it. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.520 That's right, that's not embarrassing. I'll even bronze it for 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:10.360 you as a trophy. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.920 I wouldn't be something tells me afterwards, would be so 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.800 you would touch it afterwards, the stick, bronze it the stick. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.440 Yeah, I have a bronzing machine in the basement. 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.600 What do you think that that is carrying that? You 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.719 can't have it back in your house? 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:27.400 Germs disease. It's no different than when I'm walking the dog. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.840 I will pick up his poop, no problem, put my 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.360 hand right in the bag, pick it up the whole 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.480 nine yards. But if someone else says, hey, can you 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.240 pick up my dog's poop? Nope, I'll throw up. I 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:37.880 don't know, oh what you throw up from your own 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.200 dog's poop? No, from another dog's poop. So you can't 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.200 pick up another dog? I cannot. I've tried it, and I, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.480 oh I can't. You're such a child. Why you were 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:49.280 such a child. I can't control these things, Andrew Scott, 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.080 you can. It's in my DNA. It's just the way 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.960 I am. There's something something's off in the DNA. Then 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:55.800 you're right. There's nothing I can do about it, though, 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.480 yes you can. I have a friend that comes over. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:58.920 He has this big dog. Every once in a while 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.480 he's like, hey, man, can you get that. I'm nope, 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.720 can't you have to do it. I can't pick up 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.599 your dog's poop? What even with a poop pooper Scooper. Nope. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.440 But normally what I do is when I walk Sawyer up, 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.320 I'll put my hand in the bag, pick it up, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.080 turn it inside out, so I do feel the warmth 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:13.640 or cold if it's been there a while. Okay, we 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.039 do say, look at you gagging. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.920 Because see, but I'd still clean it up. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.200 Would you pick up Luna's Yes? Would you pick up Sawyers? 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:19.400 Yes? 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.480 No, you wouldn't, Yes, I would. Okay, Well, then you're 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:22.039 different than me. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.560 I think a lot of people are. I think you're 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.040 in the small, small, small, small, small, small, minuscule minority. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.000 Let me ask you this. Could you change a random 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.520 baby's diaper? Random, You're not related, don't even know the kid. Yeah, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.400 some mom comes up to me and says, here, change this. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.160 I mean I wouldn't be good at it. I mean 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.640 I've only changed a handful of Tiana's diapers, But. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:40.920 What happens when your nail goes in it? 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.839 So did you never change one of your own daughter's diapers? 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.680 Okay, well this is another story for another time, but 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.279 I'm just telling you that you did. You did? 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.200 You? Did you change your daughter's diapers? 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.160 It took a while. It took a good two or 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:53.719 three months. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.560 That was one of the things that like Pat and 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.719 Renee made it like very clear when they had my 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.920 god daughter Tiana. They were like, all right, go do it, 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.360 You're changing a diaper. I was like thrown right in. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.760 I'ment. With Cooper the second it was fine because I 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.520 knew what to expect. But with actually when she was 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.480 and I feel terrible, what an awful dad I am. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:14.480 But for the first month or two I would I 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.120 remember the first time that Amy said you got to 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.360 change that diaper, and I put on a mask and 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.160 surgical gloves and I was like, oh my god, I 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:22.800 can and I opened it and I was like oh oh, 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.160 and I ran out of the room and actually was crying. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:26.800 And I watched the video now and I feel like 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.680 the worst dad ever. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:31.080 Yeah, I mean it's not great by any means. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:32.240 No, But then I got with it, and I figured 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:32.960 it out and I did it. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.400 Yes, you know, I'm happy that you did it. So 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.480 you're saying if you had, I don't enjoy it when 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.800 you become a grandparent. Okay, if you become a grandparent 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.840 one day, I will. Then are you not going to 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.640 change your own grandchild's diapers? 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.760 Oh? I will, I will, I will. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.160 And I'm sure you have nieces or nephews. Have you 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:50.840 changed their diaper? 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.280 I don't them have boys? The balls, the whole thing. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.120 I don't want to deal with that. I don't think. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.160 So you don't want your daughters to have boys? 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.800 No poop under the d they get to get Okay, 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.600 why are you always going to the most nastiest thing. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:04.720 I don't want to deal with that. How do you 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:06.000 clean that up easy? 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.960 With a wet wipe? No, the baby wipes? 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:09.760 I can't. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:15.120 Okay, Well, as I'm trying to say, yeah, so you've 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:19.280 never don't you want your name to carry on? Of course? 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.720 So then they need to I'm done. I have two girls. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.120 The name's going nowhere. I'm done. There's no more b Oh. Yeah, 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.120 if they get married, unless they hyphenate, yeah, you know 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:28.960 which they might if they marry someone with a dumb 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.199 last name? What to you is a dumb last name? 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:36.280 What was that show we watched, Happy Endings? Yeah, when 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:40.160 the guy's name Hitler. Oh yeah that remember? Yeah, So 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.520 I don't think we'd be taking that name. No, no, no, no, no, no, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:49.000 especially us, you know? So anyway? Wow, diapers? Yeah? What 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.320 got us here? Oh? Plungers? Yeah, yeah, that was an 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.800 I remember that one time when Ashley was a baby 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.480 and she couldn't been she was a toddler, but she 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.120 was still in diapers. And she came running down the 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:02.760 hallway wearing a diaper, and we're like, because they would 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.920 take them off sometimes and you'd find poop on the 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.360 wall whatever, you know. So she came running down the 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.360 hall no diaper, like, okay, where is it? Where'd you 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.280 take it off? Couldn't find it anywhere. She didn't really 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.240 talk yet, I don't think, so we couldn't find it anywhere. Well, no, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.920 if she was running, she could talk. I don't know. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.080 Whatever it was, she was still wearing diapers. I don't 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.120 recall exactly what happened. Oh I know it was long 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.640 story short. She flushed it down the toilet. What her 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.880 underwear the diaper. Oh no, you can't do that. No. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.080 So of course the toilet got clogged and it was 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:29.800 a whole thing. I thought the toilet was going to explode. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:31.680 We had to call the service to come over and 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:35.840 they fished out this poop diaper disgusting. Okay, which is 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:37.040 did I curse in this one or was it the 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:38.599 last one? I'm so confused. I know I have to 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.560 edit something the Serial Killers. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.960 All right, you got to edit that. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:43.440 I will. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:44.920 You're gonna edit it. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.440 You have to. I can't leave that in. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.560 Yeah, unless they put an explicit next to it, and. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.880 I don't like that. Not family friendly. Yeah, no, we 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.320 gotta say family friendly. That's why we talked about poop. Yeah, 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:56.480 and diaper well, I mean everybody poops, Yeah, everybody diapers 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.679 at some point. Yeah, I have that. I have that book. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:09:59.880 Everybody peas too. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:02.800 I feel like I wish I brought a board game. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.280 I'd be fun to play or card game. Oh yeah, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:06.920 that would be so much. 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.560 Listen to me. The time comes when we have to 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.600 play a game to take up time. This podcast is over. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.080 So are you telling me that on the radio show 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.680 that we both work on, when they do a match 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.960 game or play the five Well. 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:20.760 No, that's a if they can play games there. No, 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:22.839 but the minute we have to play a game here, 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.959 I'm talking about on the on the fifteen minute Morning Show, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.240 when they play like hot Pants or whatever that card 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.199 game is, or or a Hole or whatever that is 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.080 another game they play. No, that's that's all time filler. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.079 That is time filler because you have nothing else to 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.840 talk about when you play card games. Yeah, the stuff 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:40.400 on the Big Show is contest, so people can win money. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.880 But when amongst in the room they play card games 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:46.560 but hurt, that is time, time waster and over. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.680 I'm too good for that. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.520 It has nothing to do with being too good. But 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.720 once you need to, once you need to like do 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.840 something else other than the podcast to take up time, 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:57.800 then it's over. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:00.400 Well do you actually even play board games? Tells me 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.520 your brain can't handle it. Of course, I'm a whiz 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.840 at monopoly. Okay, yeah, you played Catan. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.720 No, that's like a Dungeons and Dragon's Basement game. 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:08.440 It's really not. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.640 I don't understand all that. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.079 It's literally just trading resources for things. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:16.400 That's like the game of life, right. No, No, it's 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.480 not even close to I see something like trouble with 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:21.360 the popper and the perfection where the thing pops up 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.280 and goes all over the place, or spinny wheels or 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:26.520 dice or something. I need something. I gotta throw something 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.720 or pop something or whatever. Okay, roll something. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.920 I would love to play Catan. I would love to 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:32.920 play Catan with you. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.480 No, that's time waster. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.320 If we're playing a board game, I could easily play 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.800 a board game and also do this. They are a 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.840 board game podcast. I listen and watch. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.520 Okay, that's cool. There's actually a card game we do, like. 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:45.160 I just bought it. 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.079 We played it a couple of the Catan card game. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:51.120 It's called Joking Hazard. It's very funny. It's a little 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.439 illustrated things and you put them in order to make words, 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.160 not words, but like scenarios. Yeah, and it's it's cool. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.840 It's actually fun. It's an adult party game. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:11:59.320 Who do you play it with? 0:11:59.480 --> 0:11:59.920 Adults? 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.880 Oh? Yep, and adults only. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.360 Yeah. I don't think kids could play it. Yeah it's dirty. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:10.199 Yeah, well that's the Cards against Humanity. Yeah, it was 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.240 a lot of fun. There's like seven hundred expansion sets. Now, 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.360 I know, because they pretty much just put whatever is 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:16.400 in their mind on a card. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:19.400 Some of that stuff is really filthy. Yeah, that's the 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.440 way life used to be. Remember, just life was like that, 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.400 and it was okay. Now everyone's offended by everything, like 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.040 what everything? Like what? 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:27.320 Like? 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.440 If you read any of those cards, there are plenty 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.719 of people that are like, oh, you can't say that, 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:36.720 it's offensive. Oh my goodness, no, my child has that whatever. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:40.360 You know, like, you can't joke about things? Do you 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.520 still play it? Yeah, I'll play it, no problem. Things 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.680 don't offend me. There's nothing that you could say to 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.640 me that I'd be like, Oh, I'm calling hr nothing, 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:52.079 absolutely nothing. You could call me any name in the book. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.200 You could say, you're this, you're that. I don't care. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:58.400 Why are people so offended by everything? Who cares? Just 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.960 laugh at yourself? You stupid. It makes me nuts. 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:04.199 Wow, seriously, I didn't know you felt this way. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.240 I do feel this way. It makes me crazy. You 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.440 see the texts that come in every morning. Oh don't 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:12.760 say that. Shut up? Sorry, how'd we get here? 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:15.520 You took a hard left. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:16.600 I don't know. You make me nuts. 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.920 I was talking about simple board games and cards against humanity. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.240 That's why it gets a little boring. And then you said, no. 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.240 One could say anything any more without gutting fat. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.200 It's true, it's true. Oh cancel, cancel me if you've 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:29.320 already canceled. 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.959 But if they sell it at Target still, yeah, then 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:32.840 it's not canceled. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.720 Well, maybe we need to get on the on the bandwagon, Andrew. 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.760 We need to cancel Cards against Humanity. It already cancel them, 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.960 it already exists. What a cancel thing for that They've 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.120 tried multiple times and it never happens. Good. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.080 I love the owners of Cards against Humanity because we. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:50.439 Should protest outside of Target, big sign, just Target. That's right. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.600 They sell the most of them, just the one target. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.560 I researched, just the two of us standing outside of Target. Yep, 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.080 mine's gonna be I'm with this guy. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:59.800 That's right. That's right. I'm with this guy. That's right. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.760 I'll just be you standing angrily out there. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.280 This is a party game for people that don't get 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.440 a friend. That's right, it is. Anyway, what were you saying? 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.439 I'm sorry I interrupted. You were about to say something. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.559 I was saying. After a while, that game it's funny 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.000 at first, and then towards like the fifth or sixth round, 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.080 you're just pretty much sitting there and you're like, okay, wow, 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:18.880 you said the thing. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.320 Here you go. I got the thing. It's Monster Crunch, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.640 the breakfast battle game. What our listeners sent it? 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.280 Sorry, I need to go on board game Geek right 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.760 now to see what it gets at its rating? 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:28.800 Well, it's actually terrible. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:30.560 Wait you played it. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.480 I haven't played it, but I opened it and I 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:33.960 read it and I was like, wait a minute. This 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.680 has nothing to do with breakfast Cereal. Why is it 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:38.440 a monster Cereal game? Why? 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:39.240 I don't know. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.000 I mean there's count chocolate. Oh wait, we can't talk 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.440 about cereal here, we can. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:42.840 I don't. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.840 It's a game, though, it's a game. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.840 It's Monster Crunch gets ooh, it's six point four out 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.480 of out of ten. 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:54.960 Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's one hundred. What yes, 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.880 got six point four out of one hundred. Sorry, I don't. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.840 I don't freak with the Best Game website. 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.360 Well maybe it should. It only takes twenty minutes to play. 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.520 Because it's garbage. I don't. Is it like, uh, which 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.600 monster can eat the most cereal? But it's not. I 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.160 thought it was like trivia questions about breakfast stuff and 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:16.880 it's not. No at all yeah, people are saying, oh oh, 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.920 they're saying they hoped that the cards would smell like 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:20.720 the cereals and they don't hear what it smells like. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.520 I want it to be about cereal and it's not. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:25.320 Maybe we should sign the box and then give it 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:25.800 to somebody. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:27.160 We should just sell it on eBay. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.360 Yeah, right now it's going for five dollars, so good 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:29.800 luck with that. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.360 One of our listeners said that I'm sorry, thank you, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.200 I love you. Yeah, thanks for thinking of us. But 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:35.479 we had it already. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.840 You had it. I had it, yeah, yeah, because you 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:38.640 buy things like that. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:40.480 Well, because I thought it was gonna be cool and 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.040 fun about Cereal. I love Monster Cereals. Count Chocolate was 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.160 one of the best cereals of all time. Yeah, in 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.080 my book. Yeah, no, no, it's a good one. I 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.280 don't disagree. Yeah, we don't have any fun food to 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.160 eat this time. We said they were always gonna come 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:51.640 here and eat. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:52.120 A good food. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:55.080 This was an impromptu session. Yes, we weren't going to 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:56.720 do this. Yeah, so I would have brought something. I 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.360 bet you there's something sitting out there. There's some other 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.160 flavored chips out there. No, please don't. I don't want it, or. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:02.120 There's the donuts. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.760 It's all no. But that's not bad, I know, with 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.920