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Speaker 1: much food around here. It's ridiculous and I think it's

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Speaker 1: causing problems. And we we started our podcast. There was you,

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Speaker 1: there was me, and there was Danielle. Then Danielle just

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Speaker 1: like a little kid, said New Tella yes and ran

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with New Tell. I love New Tell, okay,

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Speaker 1: And as we all are, yes, there was an appearance

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to do today for New Tella and

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Speaker 1: it because there's something going on at my son's school

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Speaker 1: later on this afternoon, right, So I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh. And then I just Scary Jones doing the

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Speaker 1: New Tell appearance. I think no, I think Caroline is

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Speaker 1: going to do it to you. They can put my

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Speaker 1: name the new telebottom it says Danielle, it should say Daniella, Daniella, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: You know. I think it was when I first went

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Speaker 1: to Italy. New Tella is like ketchup packets over there,

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Speaker 1: like instead of catchup packets. Everything. So we were just

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Speaker 1: talking about how there it's one of those days where

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Speaker 1: it's just so much food and gandhi you've never experienced.

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Speaker 1: You're about to experience this for the first time around

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Speaker 1: here with the show being new. This is the time

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Speaker 1: of the year where everyone sends something and it's normally food.

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Speaker 1: The food baskets that are going to come with the

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Speaker 1: cheese and chocolate. The freshman fifteen from college carries over

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Speaker 1: to when you start this job for the first time,

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Speaker 1: Like that's what they told me when I started in radio.

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Speaker 1: They were like, the freshman fifteen is a myth, the

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Speaker 1: radio fifteen is real and Dan they were right because

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Speaker 1: we will slam. Like today, let's go through the things

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Speaker 1: that we had to eat. We have fried chicken. Scotty

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Speaker 1: b bless his heart, brought me the cereal that I

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Speaker 1: asked for, which was little mini chips. Ahoy, we've all

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Speaker 1: been eaten it. We love been eating it. By the way,

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Speaker 1: another thing you don't know, Scotty Be didn't buy that

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Speaker 1: like yesterday. Scotty Be has had that in his basement

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Speaker 1: He's a pure he has every cereal down there. Like

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Speaker 1: you tell him what you want, He's got it in

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Speaker 1: his staff. I love him for it. So he brought that.

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Speaker 1: Then with all the fried chickens, there was amazing like hibachi,

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Speaker 1: tepa rice, then gravy. There were like mango baked over

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Speaker 1: We'll just keep munching on things until I explode and

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Speaker 1: then we're good until a certain point and then I

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Speaker 1: just I'm like, I just can't do it anymore. I

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Speaker 1: the food combined with today we have in Mark Ballace

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Speaker 1: like petty ass fight. Oh yeah, Well, so we're talking

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Speaker 1: but the YouTube blankets down. But here this show. Oh

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Speaker 1: I heard no, I heard about this party. Sentence to

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Speaker 1: me was extreme gets that like those cereals. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so we're about to start this, this award

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Speaker 1: winning podcast, not nominated for an I Heeart Award yet

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Speaker 1: or probably never. I don't know why. But but Danielle

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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys. So Brody walked by. I got the

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Speaker 1: the pettiest fight before I disclose how bad mine was.

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Speaker 1: Mine was food. It was food. It was food. I

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Speaker 1: and it was after a full meal, and she goes,

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Speaker 1: They don't sell the slices because it was a nice restaurant. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so then we don't get any but I want pie.

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Speaker 1: cell phone beyond like negative one percent. I'm sitting at

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Speaker 1: want it. Let her get the pine and take out.

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Speaker 1: But then if I didn't need it, then it would

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Speaker 1: a ghost town is never fun. Getting lost anywhere, It's

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Speaker 1: like getting lost. Fight fight was actually with an ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: and it's because he was going to I would lose

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Speaker 1: that right now. It was like, at that point, did

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Speaker 1: was also the time he didn't want me to wrinkle

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Speaker 1: Gandhi that boyfriend's clayakn No, he said, don't like he goes,

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Speaker 1: you know, designer clothes, Like I would go to hug

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Speaker 1: him and he would not want you to wrinkle his clothe.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't take a hug, coloring, swear God, get out

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Speaker 1: I can't make it up. So did you have to

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Speaker 1: I broke up with him, And did you do it nicely?

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Speaker 1: Because we were Yeah, it was very amicable, a hard hug.

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Speaker 1: probably went out to eat. It was probably him. It

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Speaker 1: There's a couple of things that happened that do you

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Speaker 1: I am here we go. Yeah? Did he know you

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Speaker 1: want of those leftovers? He knows I want to? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: did you say I want those together for a hundred years?

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Speaker 1: He knew I wanted those leftovers. That's a lot, that's

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Speaker 1: I've been moisturizing. And we were together for long enough

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