1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,440 Speaker 1: Wake up, Wake up, wake up. It's that show. It's 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: that radio show. It's that Steve Harvey Morning Show, the 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: baddest show in the land. 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 2: You've been hearing about it. You've been riding with us 5 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: for years. We are that show. 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: Ignorant, inspirational, uplifting, educational, We all of that wrapped up 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: and water then back to ignorant again. I'm gonna go 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: ahead and let you know a little something something. I'm 9 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: Steve ain't here right now, me and the crew holding 10 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: it down. They sure that that's called Mississippi Monica killed 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: Junior Boyd Space And right now, I'm just gonna let 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: y'all know I'm a little greasy this morning. Okay, just 13 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: a little greasy, all right. I shaved and I put 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: a little some something. I don't got a little coco 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: but on that and I'm the ladies let me know 16 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: that you real greasy up in here. So I'm trying 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: to tone it down. I ain't normally greasy, like I 18 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,959 Speaker 1: don't like to be called greasy. That just don't feel right. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: It just feel I don't know, I just feel greasy. 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: I don't like it. I got you. 21 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 2: I feel greasy. Why do you have a grease on 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 2: your face. 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: You know, black people, that's our word to greasy. 24 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 2: Ty toning it down. Okay, I'm toning it down. 25 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I know you've got a lot of money telling, 26 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: but that greasy part, I can't. 27 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 2: I can't come. 28 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: I'm trying to got Is it better? 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 2: Not? Am I good? 30 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: Now? 31 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 2: I don't know you're greasy at your black Joe. You 32 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 2: don't know your grease when you see it, JR. Do 33 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 2: I look greasy at that? 34 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 1: Boy? 35 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 2: I'm asking you. 36 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: I can't look at you and say I can't comment 37 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: about you being greedy, just just as a man. 38 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: I can't do it. But good morning, this great toesday. Morning, morning. Good. 39 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 2: It's greasy Tuesday is what it is. 40 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what's better? Greasy as come on. 41 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 2: Better? Yeah? Freezy bet all right? At least I'm not 42 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 2: don't do it? All right? I shaved sha, then I 43 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 2: hit it with that cocoa. But I can't. I think 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 2: I got a little too out of control with that cocoa. 45 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 2: But I did. I thought it was coconut oil or 46 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 2: castor oil. Is something we oil? The way he was shining, Yeah, 47 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 2: it was always crisco. I go to Cristo. I'm toning 48 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 2: it down, all right. I got some I got some clinics. 49 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: I'm toning it down though. You look moisturized. Thank you, 50 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. Yeah, there you go. 51 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: So but but let me go a little further. I mean, 52 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: and my sex, you know, because greasy kind. 53 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 2: Of He was like, don't ask me sure, I can't come. 54 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 2: I can't comment on none of this. 55 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: No, you're very very greasy kind of makes you look sexy, 56 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: like make you glitten a little bit. 57 00:02:54,840 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 2: That ain't it's like in the movie. Yeah, yes, it's different. Yeah, 58 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 2: you know what, I don't really like that. I don't 59 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 2: like you like what is? What is? I I thought 60 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: we were. I thought we were work husband and wife. 61 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 2: I'm not getting ready to do all that. 62 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: You could at least say you nine old sexygrees or something, 63 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: you know, something nice sex agrees. 64 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 2: Old sex agrees itself? What se with it? 65 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: All? Right? 66 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 2: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're 67 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 2: gonna run that prank back with mister Greasey himself shining 68 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 2: nephew just shining over there. Right after this, let me 69 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: find a greasy prank. You're listening Morning Show