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Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the full show. It starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Just think, guys, we're only one hundred and twenty days

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Speaker 2: away from Brooks retirement.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any plans to read.

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Speaker 2: At least that's what the company wanted me to read

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Speaker 2: in this prepared statement.

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Speaker 1: Oh that explains why the owner was here this week.

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Speaker 2: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. But I'm excited for you, Brooke,

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Speaker 2: about what you're gonna do, how you're going to spend

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm pretty young, jeff but I guess that's

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Speaker 3: the goal of a lot of people is to like

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Speaker 1: What's going to happen?

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Speaker 2: That's what Eastwood said in his interview too. May I

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Speaker 2: offer you a potential solution because there's a company that

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Speaker 2: just announced a new program called Endless Horizons, which lets

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Speaker 2: you retire on a luxury cruise ship.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, that sounds like my worst nightma.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's so perfect.

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Speaker 1: How much food poisoning do you get over there? The

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Speaker 2: Your life all your blood can handle. Basically, they want

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Speaker 2: to transform the concept of retirement so you can travel

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Speaker 2: are some cool perks. All the meals are paid for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you eat the same thing in all day out.

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Speaker 2: Sounds good to me. Also, lots of activities for you

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Speaker 2: to do on board, like shuffle board, fitness classes, and

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Speaker 4: They have like a whole nap deck.

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Speaker 2: And every once in a while they'll dock and let

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Speaker 2: Like a dog, call you back. It can all be

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Speaker 2: had for a very very low price. Single occupancy is

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Speaker 2: just one payment of two hundred and ninety nine nine

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Speaker 1: That's pretty nice, and you're doing by yourself.

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Speaker 2: Double occupancy if you're interested. For you and Michael is

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Speaker 2: one payment of a half a million dollars.

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Speaker 4: What about she's never leaving the kids.

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Speaker 2: They're saying, too, what about the four You can't bring

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Speaker 2: free cooking class, even though you're not allowed to cook

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Speaker 1: It sounds like the way we're getting rid of the

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Speaker 2: But it will go all over the world and have

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Speaker 2: in that. So Brooks, Yeah, brook Happy retirements.

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Speaker 1: So you just talked me into stay in for another.

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Speaker 2: Four Year's all celebrate by doing a special shock collar

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Speaker 5: Give it to us when I go home to my

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Speaker 6: I tell her I work at the happiest place on Earth,

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Speaker 6: Your radio station is the happiest place on Earth.

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Speaker 5: I've seen it. It's horrible.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Rachel, that's.

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Speaker 6: My correct her. I say, no, honey, you misheard me.

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Speaker 6: I said the crappiest place. The happiest place on Earth

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Speaker 5: And just do it for Nike.

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Speaker 6: And that's why today we're doing another famous company slogan's

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Speaker 6: Just like yesterday, I'll read a famous slogan. You just

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Speaker 2: It was pretty hard the last time we did it.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who says the Burger King

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Speaker 6: slogan to her dates have it your way. That's alexis

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Speaker 6: alexis your slogan. This tagline first made an appearance in

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Speaker 6: If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist. What

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Speaker 6: company is that from?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, grandfather hot at warn it something hot ooh.

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Speaker 2: Grandma is a like a money hungry person.

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Speaker 8: Let's say something health related.

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Speaker 7: It's vitamins, it's flintstone gum.

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Speaker 6: If your grandfather hadn't worn flintstone gummies, you wouldn't exist.

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Speaker 5: That's incorrect. We're looking for old spice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so your grandfather didn't smell good.

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Speaker 1: I was closer with grandma.

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Speaker 2: Just say have it your way.

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Speaker 6: We're moving over to Brook and just a reminder to

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Speaker 6: Your slogan. They've been promoting it since the year two

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Speaker 6: thousand with the slogan what's in your wallet?

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Speaker 1: What's in your wallet? What visa company?

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Speaker 1: Visa? What's in your wallet?

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Speaker 3: American Express? Is it MasterCard. What's in your wallet? I

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Speaker 5: Brooks said MasterCard. That is incorrect.

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Speaker 1: That's capital one capital that's not in my wallet.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to Jose. Jose from one of the

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Speaker 4: Wow, that was easy I have heard.

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Speaker 3: Did they just say, can we write the most vague

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Speaker 4: We'll tell you what it's not, akilm it.

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Speaker 5: Eliminate things.

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Speaker 4: It was an American retailer.

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Speaker 10: That was easy, familiar.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Ashley Madison again, you should.

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Speaker 2: That was easy?

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Speaker 4: What else could it be selling?

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Speaker 2: That's why?

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Speaker 4: Or Walmart Hot Cold, Jake, Walmart.

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Speaker 5: Perfectly, Luke warmos.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Dark best Buy.

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Speaker 5: Because they said best Buy. That is incorrect. There was

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Speaker 11: But we actually have that easy button in the off studio.

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Speaker 2: But it says inappropriate stuff.

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Speaker 5: Jeffery, we don't want to get to you that you

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Speaker 2: Of plenty of twenty. Wow, that was easy for me.

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Speaker 2: I win without doing anything. So I get to choose

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Speaker 2: who gets shocked. They're going to be singing Firework by

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Speaker 2: just to celebrate your early retirement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, work for it.

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Speaker 5: If we say it enough, it'll happen.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 3: I keep meeting people out in public and they're like, Oh,

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Speaker 5: People don't do that.

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Speaker 4: We're joking because.

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Speaker 8: Baby, you're a fuck.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We've been doing this for a while now, and I

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Speaker 2: in the Morning. Now bring it up. Because studies found

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure.

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Speaker 2: for one historic radio segment. I'm thinking a special hot

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Speaker 4: And your windows down?

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Speaker 1: Why do we have to be singing, jeff.

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Speaker 2: This is how we're gonna think the clearest thoughts were

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind? It's coming up next. You ever

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Speaker 1: You didn't say that, do.

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Speaker 2: with Brooke brook body or mind? What's on it?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with mine?

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Speaker 1: So this time I'm like, we are not going to

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Speaker 3: We are going to be there, but we don't want

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Speaker 1: It seems late, Jeff, That's what I kind of thought.

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Speaker 1: I was kind of freaking out. Things are still being

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, the door, the door is locked.

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Speaker 8: We go in.

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Speaker 3: Luckily, we know the family really well, so we end

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Speaker 1: Family, what am I missing here?

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Speaker 2: Five and sent The numbers mean different things in Spanish.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, the first one I was late to and missed everything,

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Speaker 8: So I was in an uber out to drink the

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Speaker 7: Okay, We're sitting in the car and then that's when

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Speaker 8: Black's so funny.

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Speaker 7: And this is when I find out Tesla's have a

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Speaker 2: All this innovation in Tesla, and they used it to

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Speaker 8: Scene exactly, and he finds the funniest things.

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Speaker 7: We explained the joke to us, but then the next

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Speaker 8: And he said, it makes everyone laugh. Never has failed

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Speaker 1: Uber, Jeffrey, one's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: We've all worked together for a while now on this show,

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Speaker 8: I hear you used to work.

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Speaker 4: In a gym.

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Speaker 3: I mean all you consume are Doritos and chocolate muffins

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Speaker 1: It's not usually.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like a champion, bro.

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Speaker 1: Where is this going?

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Speaker 2: Jeff I was reminded of my own athletic talents and

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Speaker 2: You probably should.

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Speaker 3: When there's a beverage car on your athletic course, it's

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Speaker 2: I impressed myself. My drives were strong. If you could

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Speaker 3: You know what you got one taker, I would have

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Speaker 2: They're scared of me, Brook and intimidated it. Okay. Text

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Speaker 8: I do love doctor s.

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Speaker 2: Another text says, I want to confess that I love

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Speaker 2: being degraded and humiliated by women. Brook, stop forcing your

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Speaker 2: Wal More text says Brook, your glasses look great, Jose,

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Speaker 2: don't mess with what isn't broke. You're good And Jeff

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say. You're killing it, Alexis,

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Speaker 2: I got nothing. My wife says you sound like a

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Speaker 10: To two freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Part of being on this earth means learning to deal

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Speaker 2: like sometimes a random solar flare knocks out the power

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Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do about that. That's the cosmos.

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Speaker 2: And we have a bunch of people on the phone

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Speaker 10: Bends two timing live live.

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Speaker 2: Bad boyfriends and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could

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Speaker 2: When Thomas Edison kept messing up trying to invent the

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Speaker 2: And then when Edison got caught visiting a seedy New

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Speaker 2: And there he got caught. And that's why we created

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Speaker 2: We're gonna start off with Lisa. Lisa, tell us how

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Speaker 13: Okay, So I started damous guy and we both wanted

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Speaker 13: let's go to a baseball game, which was so much fun.

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Speaker 1: It's a cute thing to celebrate girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: Right, so I thought so too.

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Speaker 13: But then he was like, you know, like I'm so hungry,

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Speaker 1: Like, it's so much food.

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Speaker 13: So then after like the third time, I was suss

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Speaker 13: He passes the concession stance, walks over two sections, sits

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Speaker 2: No, and this wasn't like spouse swap night at the baseball.

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Speaker 10: Again.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, apparently he like double booked me with his.

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Speaker 9: Other girlfriend he met.

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Speaker 1: He was only going to be exclusive with you. In

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Speaker 14: And then I hear the sound and it's the ice

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Speaker 3: He's got a steady job, is excited to see you.

452
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Speaker 2: You didn't just ruin her walk that day, you ruined

453
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Speaker 2: something even better for her.

454
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Speaker 3: And now you can never have one of those SpongeBob

455
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Speaker 3: you know pop.

456
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Speaker 10: Well.

457
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 14: Funny enough, he actually handed me one because he felt

458
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Speaker 14: bad from it.

459
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Speaker 2: Does have a happy ending. That's good.

460
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Speaker 10: Bob.

461
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 2: SpongeBob ice cream that heals everything. We have time for

462
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Speaker 2: one more. Let's go to Monica. Monica, tell us how

463
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Speaker 2: you busted your significant other.

464
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Speaker 15: Okay, so My boyfriend bought a new suit for a

465
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Speaker 15: wedding he was going to Okay, he had a tailor

466
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Speaker 15: to do it for him.

467
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Speaker 9: I could pick it up for him.

468
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Speaker 16: So I go get it the day of.

469
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Speaker 15: I put it on the fun seat, like hanging it

470
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Speaker 15: from the seat next to me, and I noticed something

471
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 15: sticking out of the pocket and I pull on it.

472
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Speaker 15: It's a note that says thanks for the other day,

473
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Speaker 15: and it fined. I won't say her name, but it's

474
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 15: finned with a woman's name and a heart on it.

475
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 15: And I'm like, okay, that's that's weird. What's going on here?

476
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,479
Speaker 15: So I checked the other pocket and the other pocket

477
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 15: is a pair of women's underwear.

478
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Speaker 3: That he just had a good relationship with a dry

479
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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess he does or.

480
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Speaker 2: With his mom.

481
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Speaker 1: He said, a dry cleaner or tailor.

482
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Speaker 2: All right, sorry, I made it. What what happened?

483
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Speaker 15: So when I asked him about it, he was like, oh,

484
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Speaker 15: well they use that. That's just that's just how suits

485
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Speaker 15: get fitted nowadays.

486
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Speaker 1: It's a measuring tools.

487
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 2: Okay, you believed him, right.

488
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Speaker 15: I did not.

489
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Speaker 1: I still don't understand the mom Jeff. He's still very true.

490
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, you know sometimes you go over to your

491
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 2: mom's house and you help her clean up her closet,

492
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 2: and you're picking stuff off off the floor, and sometimes

493
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 2: the underwear falls into your jacket pocket and then you

494
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 2: bring it to the dry cleaner by accident, and it's like,

495
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: that's my mom, and that's what the note she was

496
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 2: thanking me for helping her clean the closet.

497
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 3: I'm sure that's what I popped into everybody else's head.

498
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: But it just wasn't the case of this one time.

499
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, that explains it, okay.

500
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: But text in seven eight, five nine two, if you

501
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 2: have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

502
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 2: you could be on the next edition of Busted. Love

503
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 2: You Moms. Coming up right.

504
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 10: After this Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

505
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 2: Today, we call a woman who just got a promotion

506
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: at her job. Was exciting, and her manager gave her

507
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: a ridiculous first task, probably because he's pranking her. Her

508
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: first order of business in the first hour of her

509
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 2: new role is to call up the other final candidate

510
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 2: and tell him you weren't good enough, which it should

511
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: be awkward on its own. Yeah, and then Jose's extremely

512
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: happy personality doesn't make it any easier. Nothing this day,

513
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 2: you're going to hear it in your phone tap right.

514
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 10: Now the.

515
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi is this Ramona?

516
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 9: This is It's David.

517
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 12: Rich told me that I should check in with you

518
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 12: and give you a call.

519
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

520
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 5: We work in different departments.

521
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

522
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 12: I've never met you, so I was like, well, that's

523
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 12: a different extension I used to pressing too.

524
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Speaker 1: That's cool.

525
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 16: Yeah, David's great, great to meet you.

526
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 9: Yeah.

527
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 16: And by the way, I don't know if you applied

528
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 16: for the specialist job, but I did, and I think

529
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 16: I'm a shoe.

530
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: In for it. It's on my mind.

531
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 2: A lot told me to call.

532
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this could be it.

533
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 16: You know whoa Yeah, well you know. Rich just sent

534
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 16: me an email.

535
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: Oh I love emails. Yeah, I love him so much.

536
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 4: Fun fact about me.

537
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 12: I actually print all my emails out after every shift

538
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 12: and I bring him home and I save them in

539
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 12: case the computer crashes.

540
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Speaker 16: Do you do that?

541
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

542
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 9: Yeah.

543
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 12: I forgot someone's birthday once and I was able to

544
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Speaker 12: go back into my closet. It took me three hours,

545
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 12: but I finally got it December fourth, and it turns

546
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Speaker 12: out she doesn't work there anymore.

547
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, David. Yeah, so this is gonna be a little difficult.

548
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 12: Oh you know, I just had my second interview for

549
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 12: that job we were talking about, and that was difficult.

550
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 12: I sounded nervous, Like how you sound nervous right now?

551
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 16: Yeah?

552
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 5: About that?

553
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought.

554
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 12: By the way, Rich was leaving the room midway through

555
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 12: the interview to go grab something, and then he turned

556
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 12: around and he caught me sniffing my fingers.

557
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 2: I don't oh god, oh god, is that a deal breaker?

558
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 2: Or do you think it's a good thing? Like he knows.

559
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 2: I'm aware of my smells at all time.

560
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 12: And I kept doing it because you know, I didn't

561
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 12: want to shy away, you know, be you right, and

562
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 12: whenever I get nervous, I kind of do it.

563
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 2: But what's that?

564
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 16: That was a Dave?

565
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 5: What do your fingers smell?

566
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 9: Like?

567
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 2: Put it up to the phone. Put it, I'll smell.

568
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 16: It, David.

569
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 4: That's a joke.

570
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: David, listen, smell your fingers.

571
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 16: You need to stop interrupting me.

572
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I'm just really happy.

573
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 16: I realized that. But look, this isn't easy for me.

574
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: What's wrong?

575
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 5: Are you okay? You a hug?

576
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 16: Well, you might need a hug.

577
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 4: I love hugs, not as much as emails.

578
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 8: But I.

579
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Speaker 16: Listen some bad news for you. I never had to

580
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 16: do this before.

581
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 5: Is this about my grandma?

582
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 6: No?

583
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 2: Thank god.

584
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 4: I was like, how do you know her? That's so

585
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 4: random you would bring her up?

586
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 16: David, you need to shut up.

587
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: Sorry, so zip again.

588
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 16: I've never done this before, but I'm just going to

589
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 16: cut right to the chase. David, you did not get

590
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 16: the job, the specialist job. Yes, I'm so sorry. Rich

591
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 16: really wanted me to tell you.

592
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, is this a joke?

593
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 9: What do you mean Rich put.

594
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 4: You up to this?

595
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: Didn't what?

596
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: I love?

597
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 5: Rich?

598
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 4: I did get the job.

599
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 16: Oh my god, No, David, I got the job, David,

600
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 16: David stop?

601
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh sorry? How much money am I making?

602
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 9: Oh my god?

603
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 4: What's my salary?

604
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 16: This is serious. You didn't get the job. And it's

605
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 16: not a joke.

606
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 4: I don't believe you first day do this. No, that

607
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 4: sounds like a prank.

608
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 16: This is impossible.

609
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 12: No, No, it is possible because you are in the

610
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 12: middle of a prank phone call.

611
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 4: I love those two.

612
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 14: What are you talking about talking about Rich setting you

613
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 14: up to be praying?

614
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 4: Guess you're on the radio right now. This is all

615
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: the same from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.

616
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 5: Seriously happy first day.

617
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 12: Oh my god, you are really good at letting people

618
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 12: down easy though.

619
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 5: Listen to me.

620
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: I'm happy.

621
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 16: Yeah, I didn't know how to handle your smell my fingers.

622
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what'd you say? I was smelling my fingers?

623
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, I didn't know how to handle that.

624
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know either.

625
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 4: I don't know how to stop.

626
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning with fum taps weekday mornings on

627
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 10: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

628
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes in radio, when you're put on the spot, you

629
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: just have to take an idea and run with it. Sure,

630
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: even if it makes you look really, really dumb.

631
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: Have we ever done an idea that didn't do that?

632
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: That was definitely the case today for Brooke. I looked

633
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: great in today's second day. In fact, I to this,

634
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: I might be offered a brand new job if the

635
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: right people in the right places here the segment.

636
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: We're going ship them off after that type of Colin.

637
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 2: All I can say is, we never planned on this,

638
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: but it might be just the most ridiculous second date

639
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: call we've ever done on the show.

640
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: If you had low expectations of the show to begin with.

641
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: I had fun with it. You're gonna hear it coming

642
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: up next second date update. Nothing worse than coming off

643
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: of a first date knowing that you made a mistake.

644
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: Jose knows that feeling too well.

645
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 4: You just brought up a bunch of memories from like

646
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 4: last week.

647
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, man, I never should have ordered the King

648
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 2: Crab while I'm definitely allergic to shelfing. What was I thinking?

649
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: But that's impressive when you do it, because it means

650
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: you're bawling out.

651
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: I just keep stabbing myself in the neck with an

652
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: EpiPen every five minutes. I can get through.

653
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: This, and the mouth counts as a first kiss.

654
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: Brooke is turned on by one of our listeners wrote

655
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: to the show saying he knows that he messed up,

656
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 2: but he's hoping that his date didn't notice. Okay, the

657
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: thing is, once I read what the mistake was, I mean,

658
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 2: how could she not know?

659
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

660
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: What were you thinking?

661
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

662
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 9: I thought if I if I just kind of brought

663
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 9: in a little like added level of elevation, that level

664
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 9: of elevation. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing we met

665
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 9: on this dating way.

666
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: Real quick, real quick. What's her name?

667
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 9: Casey?

668
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: Okay, start at the beginning, tell us what went wrong?

669
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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, So we talked a little bit on on

670
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 9: dating app. You know, everybody's on dating apps nowadays, and

671
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 9: she agreed to meet up. We didn't like, waste a

672
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 9: lot of time. We're like, it's just paying at a

673
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 9: local barn near my house, so.

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Speaker 1: It seems innocent enough, easy.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had this idea and I

676
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 9: don't know, I ranted by some friends. They told me

677
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 9: it was a good idea, and now it feels like

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00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 9: they kind of were sabotaging me a bit. Oh god,

679
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 9: I thought it might be a good idea to talk

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00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 9: in a light British accent for a little bit. You

681
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 9: always hear the concept that men with accents or sex here,

682
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 9: and you.

683
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: Know, couldn't she see on your dating bio that you

684
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 3: weren't British.

685
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I guess they would if.

686
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 3: I mean, if I had European I don't know, if

687
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 3: I was British and I was on dating apps, it

688
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: would be the first thing I would you swipe right?

689
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 8: Have you around London?

690
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 2: To be fair, I don't think that you need to

691
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: be British to use a British accent. I don't think

692
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 2: women would care if you do a good enough one,

693
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: it could.

694
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: Be pretty bad.

695
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: Talk to Britney Spears about how well that works out

696
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: for her.

697
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 2: Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

698
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: a sample bit?

699
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 9: Well, I quite fondly the pond. I had heard it

700
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 9: in my head. I had was killing it.

701
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: Wait will wait? So that you really did it on

702
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: the date, like from the very.

703
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 9: Start, Well, I was a lot more locked in the

704
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 9: day of the date. I was practicing all day, even

705
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 9: when I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

706
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 9: I was trying to be in character to make sure

707
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 9: I had it down.

708
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 8: Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you.

709
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: And in Britain it's called a petrol station.

710
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 3: Did immediately he starts driving on the wrong side of

711
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: the What was her response when she first heard you

712
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 3: talk like that?

713
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 9: Well, she asked if I was from there, and I said,

714
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 9: I lived over there, just for a couple of months,

715
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 9: like studying abroad.

716
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: Wait, is that his lie? Or is that really true

717
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: that you lived over there?

718
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: It was a lie, okay.

719
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 9: But that's not the point. Okay. I wanted to tell

720
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 9: the story.

721
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: Okay, so you told her. In a couple of months,

722
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: you developed an accent, that's right.

723
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: And then moved and forgot everything.

724
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 9: Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

725
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 9: you know, you're saying a after.

726
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 8: Everything, it's not the same.

727
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: Met you a very impressionable young man. That's okay country

728
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: in a short amount of time.

729
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: Did Casey buy it? That's what I want to know.

730
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 9: It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

731
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 9: That's how I played it. So she was sticking around,

732
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 9: we were still hanging.

733
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

734
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 9: So about two drinks in, I started kind of letting

735
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 9: it slip, my normal talking accent, but only in a

736
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 9: few sentences here and there.

737
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: You're like Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, like a couple

738
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 2: with an accent, a couple with an American accent.

739
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, during the course of an hour and a half,

740
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 9: I probably went in and out of the accent half

741
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 9: a dozen times, but some of the word could go

742
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 9: either way. So I kind of thought, Ash, maybe she

743
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 9: didn't notice certain parts of it. Yeah.

744
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: I don't understand what's the long play on this, because

745
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: if you actually like this girl and you want to

746
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: go out with her again.

747
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: You can't continue this your entire relationship.

748
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 9: Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

749
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 9: it was back to my normal accent, because the thought

750
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 9: being I had been back in town long enough.

751
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're reacclimating back into the American accident.

752
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 12: Start wearing like cutoff shirts and like get really American within.

753
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 4: Summer accent, spit and chew.

754
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 2: Right, Kay? So how did you two leave it?

755
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 9: So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

756
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 9: then we just kind of went about our business.

757
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: So are you prepared to tell her the truth when

758
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 3: we call her next or are you wanting to keep

759
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: up this farce?

760
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 9: I don't know what do you guys think? Bro?

761
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 12: I think you have to look, this is a joke

762
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 12: from the first ten minutes. Then you tell her waiting.

763
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: Ah, the wait where a show from the bb see

764
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 3: and we all call with the British accent.

765
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 4: You like it?

766
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

767
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 9: Practice right now, Ohlia.

768
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's Australia has multiple networks, so we're doing it

769
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 3: from all over.

770
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 10: We can do it.

771
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 2: Yes, we're really going to terrify this girl when we

772
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: come back and scream at her in a bunch of

773
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 2: different accents and try to get you to date.

774
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: Make some.

775
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 2: You're gonna do it with your second date update. Right

776
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: after that sold off the second date update. This is

777
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 2: the news intro from the actual BBC. I knew that,

778
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 2: and I I genuinely don't believe that we can actually

779
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: pull this off. But it's actually more of a moral

780
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 2: dilemma for us right now than it is for our listener, Mitch,

781
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: who's asked us for a second date update because he

782
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: faked a British accent during his first date to impress

783
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 2: a girl.

784
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: He half faked it. Yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out.

785
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: So clearly it didn't go very well for him, and

786
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 2: that's why he's reached out to us for help. And

787
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: now Brooke has suggested that we follow his lie and

788
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: pretend to call the woman that he went out with,

789
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 2: named Casey, pretending to be from the news desk at

790
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 2: the BBC in London.

791
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 3: That's right, Jeffrey. We're here in job right and on

792
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: the job. What do they call their job sounds to Americans?

793
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're in the office at the.

794
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 4: Bathroom.

795
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: This might be a this might be a disaster. But

796
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: I have thought long and hard about what to do here,

797
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: and Mitch, are you still there?

798
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 9: I am still there.

799
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

800
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh, you think we need to tell the truth.

801
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: We should try the British accidents for entertainment purposes. It's

802
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 2: a packed that we're all making and at it together.

803
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 2: We all go down together, US four, along with our

804
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: good buddy Mitch, call him Mitchell.

805
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 4: No, not Mitch. Mitch is American.

806
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: Mitch is like a flat make that you've had since coms.

807
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: We need to stop with the accent. So we're gonna

808
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: drive all of our listeners away on every continent. Brooke,

809
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: we're setting rules. You're only allowed four words or else

810
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 2: you're going to totally batch this. Jose, No, okay, there

811
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 2: you go. Quota Jose probably even less than Broke. Alexis unlimited.

812
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll know my accent.

813
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 3: Dude, Thank god for that ex boyfriend of hers.

814
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Mitch, we're willing to do this for you. We

815
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 2: just have to be from some sort of British radio

816
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: show and we're doing a segment called the Second Date

817
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: shag Off. Yo, Mitch, are you fully regretting the decision

818
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: to call into this radio show today. That's a terrible decision.

819
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me? This is awesome? Let's do it.

820
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know why.

821
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 3: Jeffrey sounds like a male Mary Poppy.

822
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: Very formal. These Americans are their enthusiasm. I love it. Okay,

823
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 2: let us give Casey a ring? Shall we?

824
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 10: Yes? Hello?

825
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: Hello? Is is this an American woman named Casey who's

826
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 2: calling hello? Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan Clark

827
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 2: from BBC Radio four. You're on our morning talk show

828
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: here in London.

829
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 14: Oh.

830
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I apologize. That's my co host. She is

831
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: quite drunk this morning. I apologize, Casey. Are you there?

832
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 17: Yes, there's some kind of joke.

833
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's no joke. We've we've phoned you

834
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: today because we're dev into the raucous dating lives of

835
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: cheeky Americans.

836
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 1: Those Americans you mean British.

837
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 2: Men, No Americans.

838
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 11: I forgot that our man that we're talking about used

839
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 11: to live in Britain and then he was back in America.

840
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, quite a few Irish coffees this oneth So,

841
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: your name was actually given to us by one of

842
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: our listeners, a former local bloke named Mitchell Okay, Yeah,

843
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: the two of you had a bit of a snug

844
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 2: and a bob the other night at an American tavern.

845
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 17: I'm not sure what that means, but we had a

846
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 17: date the other night.

847
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 10: Yees.

848
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 2: So our jobs this morning is we would like to

849
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: pry if you don't mind, and ask you a bit

850
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 2: about how it went.

851
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 17: Okay, hold on, so Mitch talked to you.

852
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: That's right.

853
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 14: Where are you?

854
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: Yes, Mitch, Mitch spoke to us earlier. He said, you

855
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 2: two had a wicked good time, may have got a

856
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 2: bit knockered at the bar, and we all want to

857
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 2: know is it facts were just a load of rubbish?

858
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 4: She said it was quite lovely.

859
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: Though quite lovely.

860
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: Well, she was quite lovely.

861
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 2: We're trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey

862
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: of it.

863
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize.

864
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 8: No British people love Americans.

865
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: In your opinion, Casey, how did it go?

866
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 17: This is so weird.

867
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: I know this calls a bit random, but when you

868
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: were doing this a huge service if you could just

869
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: speak to us for a tiny bit.

870
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

871
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 17: but I mean it was fine.

872
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Well at any point during the day was the

873
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: acting a bit dodgy.

874
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 17: Well, there was a point towards the beginning of the

875
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 17: day that I was a little taken aback because I

876
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 17: didn't know he had a British accent.

877
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 2: I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

878
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 17: Well, to be honest, I wasn't really sure he was

879
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 17: telling the truth. But it's all starting to make sense now,

880
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 17: I guess because it's darker than you are.

881
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: It's true, Jeffrey.

882
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: You're never allowed to lie on British radio, that is

883
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: one of the rules.

884
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: But on American radio they lie all the time.

885
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: Just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and maybe sometimes they

886
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 3: should come clean.

887
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 2: Okay, look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

888
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: a bit tricky.

889
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

890
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: You're trying to impress someone that you're meeting for the

891
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 2: first time. So perhaps this was a situation going on

892
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 2: with young Mitchell.

893
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: Right, how is he better in British?

894
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 2: The language just flows out to me. Here's the situation.

895
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 2: The way that this segment works is we have the

896
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: person that you went on a date with sitting on

897
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: the other line, listening in on the conversation, and at

898
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: the start of this call, we were not fully honest

899
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 2: with you, so I do apologize for that. But he

900
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: is there waiting to speak his piece. Mitchell, are you there?

901
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 16: Hello?

902
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

903
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: There he is, Night in shining.

904
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 9: Honor, Mitch.

905
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 17: Is that you?

906
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 9: It is? It's me again, And this.

907
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 16: Is super strange.

908
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm not sure why you had to call

909
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 17: England to.

910
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 16: Well for second day.

911
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 9: He's a friend of our shows I'm very familiar with,

912
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 9: and in my time there, I spent listening to the

913
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 9: Moloch and grew quite fond of them.

914
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 17: I mean, okay, I guess that makes sense. You wi

915
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 17: a lot of trouble for me, so that's kind of cool.

916
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: Well you were.

917
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 9: I think of you as a quite proper fit bird,

918
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 9: so I wanted to do whatever.

919
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 3: Remember, Mitch, this may be very hard to keep up,

920
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 3: if you know what I'm saying.

921
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: Mitchell never shies away from a challenge.

922
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 9: You No, I do not. I'm quite funny for any challenge.

923
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: I believe what my drunken co host is to over

924
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 2: there is it's quite difficult to go out in the

925
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 2: modern world because of the prices of everything. Inflation has

926
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 2: made paying for things just absolutely preposterous. And so what

927
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: I was talking about Frankly, I have a very hard

928
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 2: time understanding anything that you're saying this morning. The gin

929
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 2: has gone straight to your head. So we're going to

930
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: take care of all the finances and offer to pay

931
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: for your next meetup with Mitchell, maybe.

932
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 4: Some fish and chips and some mushy peas.

933
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 2: Now you're making me hunger.

934
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 9: I'd love to cut your film with you as well.

935
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 9: That's something I know we both share in common.

936
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 2: Trip to the cinema.

937
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 16: Why did you just sound like an American there?

938
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

939
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 2: He does have American roots issue.

940
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 9: What's the telly that we're going over.

941
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: Telephones?

942
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 14: You know?

943
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: Unfortunately I I'm staring out the window and I do

944
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: see Big Ben off in the distance, and we are

945
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 2: running out of time. The segment is nearly out of close. Casey,

946
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: we need an answer from you, definitively yes or no.

947
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: Would you like to go out with Mitch once more?

948
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 17: I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel like

949
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 17: I could be missing the joke here.

950
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'd like to try it again.

951
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 9: Why the Queen be blessed?

952
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 2: Quite a while ago.

953
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 9: It's going to be a quite proper fine night, and

954
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 9: we're going to have an incredible evening together again.

955
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,479
Speaker 17: No guy has ever gotten in such trouble to try

956
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 17: to get me to go out on a second date

957
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 17: with this, So I'm impressed.

958
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 9: Anything for a special lady.

959
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: Like hell, all right, Mitch one, she popped down for

960
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: just a bit. It's another successful second date snow Golf

961
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: here on BBC Radio Full. Stay tuned as we recap

962
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: all of the Beatles. Great, it's Hits, Beetles, soil here

963
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 2: in London, it's brooking Jeffrey. Oh no, it's a Jonathan clock.

964
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: This is not good.

965
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: I know, I'm the Chimney Suite rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

966
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 10: Brooke.

967
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: Why would you keep saying in the middle of the call.

968
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 2: Should we tell her now?

969
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 17: Yes?

970
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: Because I thought we were gonna cut clean. That was

971
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: like we tricked her into a date that wasn't cool.

972
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 10: The pack.

973
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole British accent thing was your idea was joking.

974
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: You weren't joking at the very beginning.

975
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: Did you hear how bad his accent is again, worse

976
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: than mine?

977
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 2: Still, we had committed. You can't like pull back on

978
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 2: it like you're trying to in your man k. You

979
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: committed to it. You gotta for all Jeffrey.

980
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 3: When she said, oh now I believe him, I felt

981
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: really terrible.

982
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,479
Speaker 2: Don't If she's willing to buy that, you shouldn't feel

983
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 2: bad for her.

984
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: Next time, just gullible time.

985
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: Just roll with it, Brooke. I'm sick and tired of

986
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: having to step up and save your butt every single second.

987
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 4: Can I make a request listen if you have an accent?

988
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 12: I would love to see if we could do as

989
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 12: many accents as possible on the show.

990
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 4: If you had a bad day, let's do second date.

991
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: No, it's an accent. I know that's your dream, and

992
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm putting a stop to that right now. This is

993
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: the one and only. We're one and done.

994
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: Let's get our show canceled. And if you want to

995
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: hear you can go to the Brook and Jeffrey podcast

996
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 2: if you missed it, find all of our second dates

997
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: there or on the BBC four Radio.

998
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 10: Net Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

999
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 2: Guys, what if I told you there was a food

1000
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 2: mash up coming that's even bigger than Doritos Locos Tacos.

1001
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: W I I don't believe.

1002
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 2: It, jeff It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning, even bigger

1003
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: than when Hubba Bubba introduced their famous Hubba Bubba Broccoli

1004
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 2: cheddar bubble gum Whoa with real.

1005
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 3: Bits of broccoli, so it could just be stuck in

1006
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 3: your teeth all day the.

1007
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: Way that we like it. Taco Bell says that they

1008
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 2: have the menu item the world has been waiting for. Wow,

1009
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the giant cheese it crunch wrap taco.

1010
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: Yes, my god, it's actually happening.

1011
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 2: Imagine one giant cheese it cracker the size of a

1012
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 2: laptop with a bunch of taco ingredients just dumped us up.

1013
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 10: What it is?

1014
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:48,479
Speaker 1: Right?

1015
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 10: What do you mean?

1016
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 8: It's everything that is right. It is the biggest cheese

1017
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 8: that I've ever seen in my.

1018
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: Life, and then just taco ingredients on top.

1019
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, ever had a crunch This is what they already are.

1020
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 10: I don't know.

1021
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: Big things freak me out.

1022
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's some sort of like disorder

1023
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:11,720
Speaker 3: for it, like the huge the huge goldfish damn huge

1024
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 3: goldfish crackers, and they make.

1025
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: Me feel like I'm living in a tidy person.

1026
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 2: Remember, this is fast food, so you know people are

1027
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: gonna be eating this in their cars while they're driving.

1028
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 2: This is the most ridiculous, messiest food item you could

1029
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 2: possibly create.

1030
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 4: It's in a pocket.

1031
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 1: It's very No, it's not crunt trap.

1032
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 2: There is a crunch trapp version, but there's like a

1033
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 2: loose one.

1034
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 11: On the top cheese.

1035
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: It's crumbling to dust on their own just like if

1036
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 2: you look at them the wrong way. Now they're gonna

1037
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: make a whole taco out of it.

1038
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 8: You're gonna have to find a way to bite.

1039
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: Saying that they didn't wrap it like they would be.

1040
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 2: You take one, you're gonna have to spend a whole

1041
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: week cleaning out your car. You talk about must know

1042
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: the cheese flavored peril that they're creating.

1043
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: People are gonna love it.

1044
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 8: I'm excited.

1045
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: I cannot wait.

1046
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: This whole country is gonna be littered with cheese at dust.

1047
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: Thank you Taco Bell for giving us a showy laser.

1048
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: Stories is coming up next. It's the radio segment that's

1049
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: signed up for an online dating class called how to

1050
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: seduce women like Mark Zuckerberg friends posting pictures in your

1051
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: tied chee outfits, to letting the ladies see you sweat

1052
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 2: in a hot congressional hero oh so pale?

1053
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: You learn you give a yacht or something, get out

1054
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: there inside you learn.

1055
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 2: All the Zucksters seduction secrets with laser stories, the segment

1056
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1057
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

1058
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: other face blinkers just don't. This first laser story is

1059
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 2: out of Indiana. It's the beginning of wedding season and

1060
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 2: once you know it. Last weekend we already had an

1061
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 2: incident happened at a couple's reception.

1062
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: I love it, Jeffrey.

1063
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: As the festivities were winding down, there was an argument

1064
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 2: between a wedding guest and his wife, who accused him

1065
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: of flirting with another woman. Somehow, the groom got involved

1066
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: started fighting with the flirting guy. A gun was pulled,

1067
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: there was a struggle over it, and the gun fired,

1068
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: hitting yet another male guest in the hands. Oh my god,

1069
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: wedding drama is that.

1070
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: The nutradition instead of throwing the garter.

1071
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 4: Bullet.

1072
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 2: The groom denies that he intentionally pulled the trigger. He

1073
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 2: told police the gun just went off during all the

1074
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 2: rustle and bustle, russell and bustle, and the real reason

1075
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 2: that he even had it on him was in case

1076
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 2: someone tried to steal any of the presents.

1077
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: Wedding b Yeah, why are you so worried about the

1078
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: guests you invited?

1079
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep your hands off my four piece matching towels.

1080
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,720
Speaker 2: Both the groom and the flirting man were arrested. Both

1081
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 2: were charged with battery and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon.

1082
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: That's a good night.

1083
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: Sounds like the man who was shot in the hand

1084
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 2: will be okay. But was like, what the heck just happened?

1085
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: It's like and I was gonna steal a couple of

1086
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: purses tonight.

1087
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 2: This next Laser stories out of Wisconsin. A mom arrived

1088
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: early last Friday to pick up her son from daycare,

1089
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 2: and she noticed something interesting. A daycare employee put ankle

1090
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: weights on her two year old to slow him down.

1091
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 4: Use those.

1092
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 3: I could have used him when I had small children,

1093
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 3: but i'm their mother.

1094
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to know. I'm gott I don't know.

1095
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: Apparently the little guy is bigger than most of the

1096
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: other kids, so the employee claimed they had to use

1097
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 2: them to protect other children.

1098
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: You can't control kids so much that you have to

1099
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: wave them DWN.

1100
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: According to the employee, the kid never heard anyone or

1101
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: has never really been aggressive in any way. The daycare

1102
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: claimed it was no big deal and said they'd done

1103
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: it once before with another big kid.

1104
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's yeah, but look at the calves

1105
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: on that care.

1106
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1107
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 2: A huge child development experts weigh in in the comments

1108
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 2: and said it's definitely not okay to use ankle weights

1109
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: on a toddler, even though Brook has used it on

1110
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: her husband to slow him down when he was trying

1111
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 2: to leave the house to hang out with his friends.

1112
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 3: Anyway, I actually let him go to these things, like

1113
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: a little alone time, Jeffrey.

1114
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 2: Let him go but slowly.

1115
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1116
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1117
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 2: The woman immediately filed a complaint with the Department of

1118
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 2: Children and Family Services, and she's also considering a lawsuit.

1119
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, but on the side, low key, she's also looking

1120
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 3: at some for herself.

1121
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 2: They are kind of cute. This next Lazer stories out

1122
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Speaker 2: of Money Madness Headquarters. Here's a reason to use cash.

1123
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: That one dollar bill hanging out in your wallet could

1124
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: be worth a lot more than you think.

1125
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: More than one dollar.

1126
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. I say that because CNBC did a story on

1127
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 2: rare misprinted one dollar bills that sell for thousands online.

1128
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 3: Dude, we have talked about different bills, like I had

1129
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 3: a couple two dollar bills, and now I'm not using

1130
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 3: them or giving them away because you told me that

1131
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 3: they were going to be super valuable someday.

1132
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 2: The hard part about this is you need two of them.

1133
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: Two special one dollar bills.

1134
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: Because every bill the government prints gets its own serial number.

1135
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: But in twenty sixteen, a printer in Texas accidentally used

1136
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: the same ones as a printer in DC. So if

1137
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: you find two different one dollar bills that match serial numbers,

1138
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 2: they could be worth a good amount of money. One

1139
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: set sold for about twenty three hundred dollars and another

1140
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 2: set sold for over seven grand.

1141
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 3: Who are the people in like the money circles that

1142
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 3: know this stuff?

1143
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 8: I can't to buy them?

1144
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, did you hear about the same printer being

1145
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 1: used and where?

1146
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1147
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: And there aren't just a few of them out there.

1148
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: Over six million duplicate one dollar bills exist. Wow, they

1149
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 2: were so much, But finding two of them on your

1150
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: own is practically impossible, I would imagine. Good news is

1151
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: you don't have to, because there's a website called Project

1152
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen B that connects people who find them.

1153
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 12: Oh my god, we're going to link them on our

1154
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 12: stories at Brook and Jeffrey say.

1155
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey yea to rop your bumble account.

1156
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 8: Yeh yeah, guys all right taking dollar bills now, not menmo.

1157
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 2: They've got around eighty serial numbers listed on there right now,

1158
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 2: so if you find the match, you could split the

1159
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: money with the other person.

1160
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: You split that.

1161
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 1: They only have to go to six million to get

1162
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: them all done.

1163
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 2: They've already made sixteen connections so far this year. Magical

1164
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: sixteen rich people out there. This next laser story is

1165
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: out of emoji world. What if I told you seven

1166
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: new emojis could be on the way and you'll probably

1167
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: never use six of them.

1168
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: Would tell us about them?

1169
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:02,240
Speaker 2: Would excited? You might use the other one very single day.

1170
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 2: A group called the Unicode Consortium is the ones who

1171
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 2: decide which new emojis are considered each year.

1172
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: The power these people have, and.

1173
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: The most useful one from their latest batch is face

1174
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 2: with bags under eyes like I'm so exhausted I can't

1175
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: even type the words.

1176
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: I love it.

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00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 2: I would use it every day. There's already a yawning emoji,

1178
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: so they could decide it's a little bit redundant, but

1179
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 2: if it's approved, it would hit Apple and Android devices

1180
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 2: this fall.

1181
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 3: I feel like the yawning emoji is used when somebody's

1182
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,720
Speaker 3: telling you something boring.

1183
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, not when you're tired.

1184
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 2: The other six ones that you're probably never gonna use

1185
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 2: fingerprint emoji, leafless tree, harp, shovel, a splatter mark which

1186
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 2: I mean maybe jose would use that one, a root

1187
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: vegetable emoji that's either a beat or a turnip, I like.

1188
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: The versatility in our vegetables.

1189
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 2: There's technically an eighth that they're considering, which is the

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00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 2: flag of a tiny island in the English channel called Sark.

1191
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 2: But nobody uses any of the flag emojis anyway, So literally,

1192
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 2: who cares gonna.

1193
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: Be this flag guy is gonna be excited?

1194
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 2: Still after all these years, the disrespect continues with not

1195
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: one amorous turtle emoji.

1196
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: Sark gets it before us.

1197
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 2: Not cool Unicode Consortium listen to the people. Yeah, okay,

1198
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: we're gonna start to go humpy more popular and the

1199
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: people what they want. That sound means Laser Stories has

1200
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

1201
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: same time on Friday, Brook.

1202
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1203
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: Today's caller is a new player named Ryan who has

1204
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 2: been listening to Brook. Since he was a little child

1205
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 2: with this business, that tiny microscope topic. Child had a big,

1206
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 2: big dream. What was it to one day come on

1207
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: this radio show and take down his hero in trivia?

1208
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 10: Wow?

1209
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 5: Trivia hero.

1210
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: They say never meet your heroes because you'll always be

1211
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: disappointed in that statement. Couldn't be more true than right now, Ryan.

1212
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 10: Meet Brook broke.

1213
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that was brutal. Ryan, you know, oh god, twenty

1214
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 2: five Thank god.

1215
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: I thought for sure he was going to say sixty

1216
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: two years. Was so concerned.

1217
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: He waited a long time for this moment, and it's

1218
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 2: finally long.

1219
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry today, Oh.

1220
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you need to work on your smack tuck

1221
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: a little bit, but.

1222
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: Maybe dreams will come true. Today we're sending Brook out

1223
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: of the studio and let's go over the rules real quick.

1224
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds. Don't peak Brook at the questions.

1225
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 2: She saw the speaking peaking at the questions, Just walk down.

1226
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: Can't believe you ever idolized this woman, Ryan, But here

1227
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 2: it goes. Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1228
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1229
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1230
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1231
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1232
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: It's good, good luck. Your time starts now. Today is

1233
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: International Jazz Day, So I need you to tell me

1234
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 2: what instrument has the nickname the eighty eight's Oh Skip.

1235
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 2: What continent does Greenland belong to?

1236
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 16: Uh?

1237
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 9: Iceland?

1238
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: Ashton Kutcher met his wife Mila Kunis on the set

1239
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: of what TV show Things Attached called The Big Four.

1240
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 2: The cities with the most influential fashion weeks are New York, London, Paris,

1241
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: and what Italian city?

1242
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 10: Uh?

1243
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 9: Florence.

1244
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 2: Which of the dwarves in the movie Snow White does

1245
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 2: not speak.

1246
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 9: God? I have no idea. It's snow White.

1247
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 2: Your question is another The Heads review of the movie

1248
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 2: Snow White is his Ryan's answer White h Brook is.

1249
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 3: Back in the studio another question, can't control himself?

1250
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 9: It's great, Ryan.

1251
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 2: How do you feel you did on your trivia game there?

1252
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 9: Oh, you know, I definitely think I need to go

1253
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 9: out to some bars and do some more trivia.

1254
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: H Yeah, I thought you just said you need to

1255
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: drink more.

1256
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 9: Yeah that's pretty too.

1257
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty five to thirty I did number on that

1258
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 3: drinking and.

1259
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's why you're so good at it, bro.

1260
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually terrible at bar trivia.

1261
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 2: It's a low brow, dumb triviua here in.

1262
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: An elementary school competition, and I will annihilate those fourth graders.

1263
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 4: Ryan has been listening since he was a child.

1264
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1265
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 4: You should comprehend since he was a child.

1266
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 9: Honestly, if I lose, it's Brook's fault.

1267
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: It is my fault because that means I would get

1268
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: more than you. That's how it worked.

1269
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 2: Well, let's see if it actually happens. Here it goes, Brookie. Ready,

1270
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 2: your time starts now. Today is International Jazz Day, So

1271
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 2: I need you to tell me what instrument has the

1272
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: nickname the eighty eights eighty eights trumpet? What continent does

1273
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 2: Greenland belong to?

1274
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: Europe?

1275
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 2: Ashton Kutcher met his wife Mila Kunis on the set

1276
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 2: of What TV show That seventy show called the Big Four.

1277
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 2: The cities with the most influential fashion weeks are New York, London,

1278
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 2: Paris and what Italians. Which of the dwarfs in the

1279
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 2: movie Snow White does.

1280
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: Not speak uh dopey?

1281
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 2: In the UK, if someone asks you to chin wag

1282
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: with them, what do they want you to do?

1283
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: Don't say go out to eat?

1284
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the answer. Let's go to the scoreboard and

1285
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: see how you both did with jose Are you.

1286
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 9: Not aware that I get party and blooded with a

1287
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 9: foamy latte?

1288
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: Ryan, you got zero?

1289
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: What happened, my man?

1290
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 9: I think, I think I do need to go out

1291
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 9: and drink now.

1292
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 2: Upport that if you.

1293
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 12: Guys needed to know, Brook wins with three.

1294
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 2: Let's go the answers for everybody. It's International Jazz Day.

1295
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 2: The instrument that has nicknamed the eighty eights would be

1296
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 2: the piano because it has eighty eight keys on it.

1297
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 2: The continent that Greenland belongs to is North America. It

1298
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 2: is weird. Ashton Kutcher met his wife Mila, who is

1299
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 2: on the set of that seventies show when Ashton was

1300
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 2: playing Kelso and Mila was Jackie Jackie. The big four

1301
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 2: cities with the most influential fashion weeks are New York, London, Paris,

1302
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 2: and Milan. The movie Snow White, which Ryan.

1303
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 5: Does not like.

1304
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 4: White was his answer.

1305
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 2: Not a fan. But the dwarf who does not speak

1306
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: in it is dopey. And if in the UK someone

1307
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 2: asks you to chin wag with them, that means they

1308
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 2: want to talk with you.

1309
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 17: I just came back from London and didn't sound like

1310
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 17: anyone wanted to talk to.

1311
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: Me for Ryan all around.

1312
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 3: Maybe you could come back on the show and get one, right, Yeah, let's.

1313
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 9: Work on it, you know. Yeah, we'll build up there far.

1314
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see you in twenty five years. Man, come back.

1315
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: Hey, wait, what about his prizes?

1316
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 2: Oh no, you don't get any prizes. You suck.

1317
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 9: Don't give me any prizes.

1318
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 2: It is so bad just for playing. We're going to

1319
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 2: give you a pair of tickets to see flow Rider

1320
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 2: performed Friday, August thirtieth at the Evergreen State Fair.

1321
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 16: Oh okay, goe.

1322
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 2: We love you, Brian, keep doing you. Okay, we'll be

1323
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 2: back to do Windbrooks Bucks the same time tomorrow.

1324
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.