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Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that

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Speaker 2: To download it.

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Speaker 1: So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's time. Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too.

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Speaker 2: All right, the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: If you've seen the news, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 3: It's going to be a mockumentary about a small Midwestern

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Speaker 3: newspaper that's about to fold. A lot of people are asking,

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Speaker 2: Appearance that's interesting because he's not going to be in it.

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Speaker 1: I've heard that it's like based on the new like

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Speaker 1: the same documentary group is just looking for a new

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Speaker 2: That's why they moved to the newspaper and they like

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Speaker 3: Well. Steve Correll's official comment he does not see a

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Speaker 2: But see a reason to be included in the last

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he is excited to support and watch it. It

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Speaker 3: didn't make me wonder though, what is everybody here watching

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Speaker 3: right now? Okay, like digital, Jake, what are you watching

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Speaker 4: Doing The Walking Dead right now?

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, are the original?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: For season nine? Oh there is way too many episodes

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Speaker 3: Yeah, alexis what Disney Plus show are we into now?

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Speaker 6: I was still in Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 2: That's taking me like two years now, so I'm trying

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Speaker 3: What about Jose Watch.

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Speaker 7: Like all the new Netflix Animal Planet.

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Speaker 1: Animals, not one person is saying baby reindeer in this room,

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Speaker 1: I don't wanted to watch it because so bad not

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Speaker 2: No, it's about a soccer, female soccer.

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Speaker 3: Harry, Is that what you're watching?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm watching a Disney Plus show is next on

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: It's I was?

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Speaker 4: I was you?

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Speaker 2: It's really good. Yeah, yeah, it's Nigeria. I think that

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Speaker 8: I also just remember and I'm watching a treasure hunting show.

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Speaker 8: But I've been watching it for like twelve years.

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Speaker 7: Finding little bits. It's called the cursive, all guys.

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Speaker 3: I'm watching the the HBO documentary The Jinks Part two.

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Speaker 3: It's the guy that accidentally admitted on a hot mic

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, it was really good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really good. Now the second part.

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Speaker 2: Is out, So wait is it like it's just a documentary.

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Speaker 3: It's a really good documentary. So no TV show.

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Speaker 2: Back to my Nigerian animation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no TV show. Is that's exciting? Is hearing the

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Speaker 9: When it comes to this show, We're a gold mine

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Speaker 9: of complaints. Brooke is usually complaining about the soaring prices

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Speaker 2: No God, I'll tell you what. Oh, get me started

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Speaker 2: with deckhands.

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Speaker 9: Alexis is asas management. Why there's no bar in this

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Speaker 9: And Josea has a problem with the exorbitant fees door

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Speaker 7: I'm yelling at him, dude, it's ten feet away. You

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Speaker 9: But no one takes more complaints than workers in.

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Speaker 4: The restaurant industry.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and because today is National Waiters and Servers Day,

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Speaker 4: Of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 9: Right, I have a list of the top twenty most

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Speaker 9: common restaurant complaints that waiters receive, and you just have

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Speaker 9: with the woman who has said this line in a

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Speaker 4: He'll pay for that.

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Speaker 9: That's Alections Electa's top twenty restaurant complaints that waiters receive.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, the other day, I took my little brother out

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Speaker 3: to food and he got his kid's hot nog and

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Speaker 3: it was cold, he said.

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Speaker 6: But they could it was too cooked for him, he

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we ordered a new one.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, so I'm going to say my food's.

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Speaker 9: Cold, cold or undercooked food? Number two on the list.

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Speaker 9: Number one, let's go to brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to say I don't know how to

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Speaker 2: Or they don't.

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Speaker 4: The waiter's been kidnapped. Yeah, abducted is the one you're

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Speaker 2: Like there don't they're not present? Where are they? I

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Speaker 9: Inconsistent service Number seventeen on the list.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I really dig for that one. Let's go to Jo.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to say things are taking too long, like

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Speaker 9: Service number on the list one and seventeen off the board.

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Speaker 9: Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: What about this isn't what I ordered?

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Speaker 1: God, I could hear Jeffrey's voice, waiter right.

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Speaker 9: There, incorrect order number four on my list, number three

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Speaker 4: Go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Oh what if maybe if they're just, I mean, our

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Speaker 4: Rude way number ten inattentive staff. Let's go back to Brook.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this falls under waiters or not,

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Speaker 1: but something that really bugs me is when the table

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Speaker 9: Answer unsanitary conditions. Number five on the list complains about

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Speaker 9: dirty tables, utensils, the restrooms, the plate.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 8: I'm just trying to think of when I was a

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Speaker 7: Too water cold.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: So I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 9: The climate temperature in the restaurant is not in the

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Speaker 2: That would have been a big one for me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because that's I remember people used to move all

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: I was at a restaurant and ordered a hot dog

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Speaker 3: that was not one hundred pc b Frank, how do

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Speaker 3: you know this mouth knows the quality of the wiener

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Speaker 4: Number nine.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, look like a picture.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if it was that, but I

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Speaker 1: think if it's just too loud, like I've been at

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Speaker 9: Us noise levels.

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Speaker 4: It's number six. You guys are crushing this.

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Speaker 1: I've got one that is a big complaint online right

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Speaker 1: now and and just in the world.

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Speaker 2: And that's like extra fees and charges on the bill.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, extra fees is not on my list here.

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Speaker 2: You're charging the chips and salsa.

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Speaker 9: All right, Jeffer, you need a correct answer or Alexis

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Speaker 6: Wait, I don't know if I want to.

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Speaker 3: Win well every time I go to like Chili's or

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Speaker 3: to a cheesecake factory. I'm always saying to the waiters,

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Speaker 3: excuse me, my eyes are up here, so getting hit on.

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Speaker 9: Getting all that the cheesecake factory is not on my

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Speaker 9: less You've won the restaurant complaints edision of plenty of

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Speaker 9: Number three. Poor food quality, issues with taste, flavor, texture,

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Speaker 9: choices for vegans vegetarians, pricing or poor value like too

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Speaker 9: for tables, difficulties with reservations, inadequate portions, and limited parking.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes I won't go to a restaurant. I'm like, nah, dude,

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Speaker 2: You just need to stay the suburbs.

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Speaker 3: Well, Alexis got it right. She's going to get to

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Speaker 3: choose who get shocked. They'll be singing paint the town

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Speaker 3: red by doja Cat.

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Speaker 1: We'll do our biggest FOODI jose I'm gonna say, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I feel ashamed here.

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Speaker 8: M she a devil, She a bad lip she a rebel,

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Speaker 8: she put a foot, had a pedal.

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Speaker 7: I'll take the whole left of a settle. Also doing

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Speaker 7: a Fortnite dances there's a dance associated.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna shock you again.

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Speaker 10: That's your shot collar question of the day frooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 10: in the morning.

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Speaker 3: What can I say about today's secret confession? And the

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Speaker 3: guy on the phone got paid a ton of money

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Speaker 3: for the job that he did. It was nothing illegal,

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Speaker 3: but it may have been one of the weirdest things

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Speaker 3: to ever happened to him as a mobile masseuse. Remember

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Speaker 3: I said nothing illegal. Okay, it was so appropriate I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't even rate it Pg. Thirteen. And I don't know

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Speaker 3: what I would have done if I were in his shoes.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna find out in today's brand new Massaker coming out.

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Speaker 4: You don't hear me confession, I can't take that Earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five nine two says I'm a

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Speaker 3: six foot six heavyweight wrestler with tattoos. My secret is

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Speaker 3: I wish I could actually fit in a normal sized bathtub,

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Speaker 3: just so I could use my watermelon body wash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy.

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Speaker 3: No, no, dude, It's all about that cucumber, raspberry sore

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Speaker 3: Bay body wash. Watermelon was so.

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Speaker 2: Last ye, says a guy who easily fits into a tub.

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Speaker 3: And just like a soapy bottle of watermelon SuDS. One

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Speaker 3: of our listeners also wants to come clean today. I

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Speaker 3: get it clean right here on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 11: I did it.

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Speaker 2: I did it.

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Speaker 3: I don't have to do anything for the rest of

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Speaker 3: the segment. He's chosen to go by the name Tony Today.

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Speaker 3: So Tony, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, how you guys doing today?

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Speaker 2: Is to sound positive? Tony? Okay, maybe not? Maybe I

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Speaker 2: read that wrong.

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Speaker 11: This is one hell of a story. I can't believe.

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Speaker 11: I'm going to tell you, guys.

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Speaker 12: Is on.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker. We want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 11: Okay, here's the thing. I'm a masseuse and I've been

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Speaker 11: a masseuse for well over ten years, being a veteran

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Speaker 11: at it. I make very very good money.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So is this going to be like some

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Speaker 11: I wouldn't call it an industry secret, but it's a

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 11: So one of my colleagues, Me and her sometimes, you know,

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Speaker 11: he gives me the address. Well, the next day, I

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Speaker 11: an amazing neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one of those.

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Speaker 11: Neighborhoods where you know everybody has had money for at

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Speaker 11: least five to six years.

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Speaker 2: Oh those old money places.

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Speaker 3: Your client is Brooke. Wasn't it.

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Speaker 12: All right?

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Speaker 1: Remember the guy next to me has three abandoned trucks

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Speaker 2: I'm not in that neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: That almost make you feel excited. If you're driving to

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Speaker 11: That's only the tip of the iceberg. When I pull

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 11: It drives from the gate, so the physical house was

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Speaker 7: This is you get back onto another freeway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: This person isn't just rich, they're rich.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting nervous at this point?

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Speaker 11: I'm not getting nervous. I'm sitting there marveling ground kept.

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Speaker 11: I finally get to the house and this very nice

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Speaker 11: this was the owner. She looked like Jackie o'naptis. I mean, well, Captain.

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Speaker 11: Everything looks super expensive.

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Speaker 2: That's JFK's wife. Sorry, I got a nod that nobody

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Speaker 7: That was Jackie Kennedy.

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Speaker 11: Yes, okay, Now, my friends did tell me when she

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Speaker 11: I go to the back of my suv get my

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think we get that the house is really nice.

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Speaker 3: What happens with this, Like, is it a two person massage?

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Speaker 11: Well, that's what I found out. The massage is for

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Speaker 2: Okay, is that okay with you?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's okay. But this is where it gets odd.

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Speaker 11: Told me it's a massage for her and her husband.

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Speaker 11: But what she didn't inform you? There the husband has

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Speaker 7: I'm right, you're a massaging a dead body.

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Speaker 11: Nope, stop there not massaging no dead body.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: She got a new husband.

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Speaker 11: She wants me to massage her first for thirty minutes,

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Speaker 11: and then I guess she thinks her husband's come on high. Oh,

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Speaker 11: so I'm looking the air for another thirty.

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Speaker 3: Minutes, massaging the air above the massage table.

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Speaker 11: The air the massage table. And here's the thing. She's like,

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Speaker 11: I like to watch you massage. Yes, but I guess her,

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Speaker 11: in her mind he's there.

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Speaker 1: Well do you count as a voyeuristic person if you're

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Speaker 11: Wow?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 7: I'd be like, what's that bill?

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Speaker 4: You said?

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Speaker 7: You want her to tip me more?

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Speaker 2: What's that bill you want me to be in the will?

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Speaker 7: But that's like sweet and kind of weird and endearing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, did you do it?

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Speaker 11: I mean, you have to absolutely very thorough massage. She

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Speaker 11: enjoyed it. Then I started massaging the air a k a.

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Speaker 11: Her husband.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it is an old, rich house. It could

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Speaker 2: be haunted.

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Speaker 6: Like, there's.

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Speaker 3: Point I believe that.

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Speaker 2: Did she critique you at all? Actually he's a bigger man.

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Speaker 7: Than you're hurting him.

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Speaker 11: She made comments the whole touch like his ears. He

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Speaker 11: loved his ears. And don't forget remember he got hurt

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Speaker 11: in when he was in the military.

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Speaker 7: He got bad back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean she better have tipped you really,

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Speaker 3: really well.

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Speaker 11: If you I still haven't hit the cherry on top of.

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Speaker 3: The store, there's a cherry.

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Speaker 11: After massaging air husband, she says, I have to run

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Speaker 11: an errand I'll pay you double to massage my husband

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Speaker 2: Oh the husband likes that. Was like, you're almost scamming

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Speaker 2: the poor old lady.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: The moment she leaves, I ain't massage anything. Yeah, until

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Speaker 11: I heard her come back in the house. And when

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Speaker 11: she came out saying, look, you came right on time.

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Speaker 11: We just finished. She cut me the biggest check ever

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Speaker 11: in my massage. Oh my god, you can say this.

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Speaker 11: I paid my mortgage for two months and my our

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Speaker 11: note for three.

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Speaker 1: Okay, dude, is there any air husbands that I can massage?

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Speaker 2: Because that sounds fair?

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Speaker 3: Will pay you five dollars? Yeah, no more anyway, Thanks

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Speaker 3: for sharing that with texting seven eight, five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 10: Up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We just did a story the other day that the

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Speaker 3: dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature

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Speaker 3: called AI Concierge that's so crazy. It goes on virtual

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Speaker 3: dates for you and does all the work so you

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Speaker 3: don't have to. And we thought, you know what, let's

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Speaker 3: put a voice to this new AI feature and call

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Speaker 3: up an actual guy with a Bumble account. Maybe the

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Speaker 3: groundbreaking new tech can help him find an actual hobby,

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Speaker 3: or maybe it'll just make them really upset.

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Speaker 10: Right now?

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Speaker 11: Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is this Eric?

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Speaker 11: Yes? It is who?

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Speaker 1: Oh who am I I'm just your representative from the

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Speaker 1: dating app Bumble.

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Speaker 2: My name is Robin Robin Crate.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Have you not seen the notifications about our new AI

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Speaker 1: program that we're launching.

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Speaker 11: I am not.

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Speaker 1: Then you are so glad I'm on the phone because

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Speaker 1: it is so exciting.

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Speaker 11: I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting?

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Speaker 1: Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job

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Speaker 1: it is to help you find your perfect match.

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Speaker 11: Ha.

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Speaker 2: This is so cool.

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Speaker 1: So this guy is going to help your dating life

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Speaker 1: and even come up with a strategy. I've seen your profile.

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Speaker 1: It couldn't hurt.

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Speaker 11: What is that supposed to mean?

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Speaker 2: It means I'm going to transfer you to him right now?

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Speaker 11: What is going on?

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Speaker 5: Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumballet I concierge. My name

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Speaker 5: is Toby.

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Speaker 11: Hi Toby.

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Speaker 5: I'm excited to work with you on finding the love

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Speaker 5: of your life or some one night rando that we

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Speaker 5: can ghost afterwards.

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Speaker 11: Wui what did you just say?

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Speaker 5: So I scanned your profile already you are quite the

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Speaker 5: catch and in that second picture your butt looks tight

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Speaker 5: in those genes.

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Speaker 10: Uh.

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Speaker 11: Thanks.

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Speaker 5: Under hobbies it says you like watching football and getting

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Speaker 5: together with friends.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 5: May I recommend we change that. It comes across like

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Speaker 5: you are the town drunk who watches sports all day

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Speaker 5: from your couch.

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Speaker 11: That's not at all what it says.

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Speaker 5: Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time,

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Speaker 5: I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets

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Speaker 5: in between my job as an international lawyer.

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Speaker 11: There's nothing true about that at all.

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Speaker 5: Man, I need you to take a picture of you

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Speaker 5: feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds

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Speaker 5: sticking out of your back pocket.

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Speaker 11: Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about,

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Speaker 11: but I'm not going to just make up a bunch

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Speaker 5: If we put those two things together, you are going

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Speaker 5: to score some high class tail.

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Speaker 11: I don't I'm not gonna dude.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you put down that you are really into Imagine dragons.

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Speaker 1: Did you just call me dude?

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Speaker 5: Jeeves love the dragons? Right now?

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Speaker 11: I can't believe I'm having this conversation with the computer.

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Speaker 11: I don't like Imagine Dragons. I don't like their sound.

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Speaker 11: I don't want them on my profile.

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Speaker 5: Are you sure?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: The dragons hit hard?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I could see.

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Speaker 5: So many messages just flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 5: Can I send you my underwear right now, FedEx.

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Speaker 11: Oh this has got to be a joke.

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Speaker 5: I mean, come on, dude, Eric, really, buddy, I need

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Speaker 5: to be honest with you. No, right now, I've got nothing.

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Speaker 5: The other AI concierges make fun of me because you

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Speaker 5: don't get any matches.

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Speaker 11: Shut up, Toby, I'm done with you.

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Speaker 5: Hey, listen, don't be like that. I'm just keeping it

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Speaker 5: one hundred customer service. I'm trying to help you, man,

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Speaker 5: help me, help.

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Speaker 11: You, representative. It's so dumb.

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Speaker 5: Hi, Eric, I'm back.

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Speaker 11: What it's me again, I said a representative.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing

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Speaker 5: with less pathetic profiles.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna hang off if you don't send me to

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Speaker 11: a real person.

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Speaker 5: Oh one more thing, be you idiot. I'm not really

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Speaker 5: a dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot

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Speaker 5: voice for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is

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Speaker 5: a prank call.

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Speaker 3: Wait what how was it?

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Speaker 11: Oh? My god? Are you serious? I was like, what

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Speaker 11: in the hell is there?

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Speaker 2: Actually?

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Speaker 1: Bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual AI

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Speaker 1: thing and what we just thought it sounded so ridiculous?

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Speaker 2: Why not make it a phone.

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Speaker 12: Tap It's pretty ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Aren't you excited for the future of dating?

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Speaker 11: Not anymore?

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Speaker 10: The wake up every morning was fum taps weekday morning

459
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Speaker 10: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We had a listener a few months ago who desperately

461
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 3: needed some closure because he made a pack with an

462
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 3: old friend that if they were both single and unattached

463
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 3: at their twenty year high school reunion, yeah, they'd get together.

464
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I made this pack too.

465
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Speaker 7: If you're out there and I don't remember who you are,

466
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Speaker 7: but let's get married.

467
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Speaker 3: It must have been important to I feel like everybody

468
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 3: does make that pack, but very rarely do people actually

469
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 3: try and follow through, right, And he did. But that

470
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 3: night he tried and it turned out so awkward she

471
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,360
Speaker 3: wouldn't even talk to him. Oh so we reached out

472
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 3: on his behalf to try and help get him some answers,

473
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Speaker 3: and what we actually learned shocked everyone.

474
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Speaker 2: It was crazy.

475
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Speaker 3: It went a lot deeper than the packed but it

476
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 3: did leave the door cracked open ever so slightly from

477
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Speaker 3: may be an opportunity there. And now we actually have

478
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Speaker 3: an update. Oh, so you're gonna hear the original call first,

479
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Speaker 3: then we'll find out what's happened since that fateful night?

480
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Speaker 3: In your closure Call update mixt it's Brooke and Jeffrey

481
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 3: in the morning, and this segment is meant only for

482
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: listeners who aren't currently stuck in an elevator, because those

483
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 3: people already have closure ah and they hate it. Yeah,

484
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 3: this one isn't necessarily about physical closure. It's more of

485
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 3: an emotional thing that they're going through and they need

486
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 3: some help getting resolution, and that's why we do a

487
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 3: closure call.

488
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Speaker 2: Yes, oh, we had a door sound effect for that.

489
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,719
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the sound of you getting closure, and one

490
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Speaker 3: of our listeners, Vincent, needs some help getting a little

491
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 3: peace of mind in his own life. So Vincent, welcome

492
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 3: to the show man.

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Speaker 12: Hi.

494
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's here.

495
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 3: We don't have the budget for that sound effect. We

496
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 3: have that's all we could afford. Hopefully next year we

497
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 3: can get both sounds.

498
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Speaker 1: Sounds like, Vincent, I just want to thank you for

499
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: being on the show because obviously you're going to probably

500
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: share something with us that's vulnerable and it's not necessarily

501
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: about doors.

502
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 8: Sorry, we're talking on the details of the second I

503
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 8: don't know.

504
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: Maybe your problem is something involving doors. Tell us why

505
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 3: you emailed the show.

506
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 12: So, back in high school, I had a good female friend, Gina,

507
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 12: and I always kind of wondered what if, you know, like,

508
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 12: it was a strong connection and we laughed and joked

509
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 12: a lot.

510
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 2: And so like, what if you dated? Is that what

511
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: you mean?

512
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: Or what if you were like a superhero team the

513
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 3: two of you together.

514
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about my friends.

515
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 12: I was like, what if it was more than platonic?

516
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

517
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 3: Like super platonic?

518
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

519
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 10: How long?

520
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: Can I ask?

521
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Speaker 11: Like?

522
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Speaker 1: Is this are we talking ten years ago? We were

523
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: talking three years ago?

524
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 10: Oh?

525
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 12: This about twenty years ago.

526
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's been a minute. And do you still

527
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: talk to Gina?

528
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 9: Yeah?

529
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 12: We kind of exchanged Facebook message here and there and

530
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 12: things like that. But we kind of made a pack

531
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Speaker 12: that if we were both single and had no kid

532
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 12: by thirty five, we'd get married.

533
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 2: Who didn't make a pack like that?

534
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 7: I don't know who I made that packed with. I

535
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 7: did make the pack.

536
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 8: If you're listening, find me because I'm in my thirties

537
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 8: now and I need to get married.

538
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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I feel like it's a pretty common

539
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: thing that people do. But how did that come up

540
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 3: between you and Gina?

541
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Speaker 12: It was actually on our prom night, you know, we're

542
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 12: hanging out drinking on the roof of our school. Yeah,

543
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 12: we watched the Sunrise, the whole deal.

544
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 3: And how many girls did you make that pack with

545
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 3: that night? Was it just Gina or was it like ten?

546
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 12: Just to be sure, No, it was just one.

547
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: For sure, did you guys kiss or anything that night?

548
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 12: We actually did. We sealed it with a handshake and

549
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 12: she pulled me in for a kiss, and I gotta

550
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 12: say it was incredible.

551
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 3: Oh so she instigated the kiss. What's happened since then?

552
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, we made the pack. Of course, we graduated and

553
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 12: we kept in touch all throughout college, and she even

554
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 12: visited me in another city and she stayed with me

555
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 12: over a weekend.

556
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: And did things like go to any next level then?

557
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 12: No, No, we just kind of reconnected on a friendly level.

558
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 10: You know.

559
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 12: I definitely would have connected with her on another level,

560
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 12: you know, it just it never seemed like it was

561
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 12: the right timing. And after that we talked more infrequently,

562
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 12: like every couple of years, maybe, just like I said

563
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 12: via faithbook.

564
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 3: And nothing substantial though, right.

565
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, So fast forward to two weeks ago, we had

566
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Speaker 12: our twenty year high school reunion and going into it.

567
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 12: I sent her a message saying you better be coming,

568
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 12: and she gave me a thumbs up, and I thought

569
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 12: you'd say more, but.

570
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 2: Totally, but it sounded like she was supposed to be there.

571
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, she she was, Oh, all right.

572
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 2: She did make it.

573
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yes, twenty years after you made that pack

574
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 3: to seal the deal.

575
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: But nobody takes it seriously at this point, right, Like,

576
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: do you kind of?

577
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 12: I mean, it was pretty serious when it happened, you

578
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 12: know what I mean, But I don't know how she

579
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 12: feels about it. That's the thing.

580
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 8: Maybe I'm crazy, wow, but I mean, you don't just

581
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 8: get married like you try to, right or.

582
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: The reunion in your tucks you bring.

583
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: With you, you peaky swear.

584
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: So wait, what was it like when you guys reconnected

585
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: at the twenty year high school reunion?

586
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 12: At the reunion, I see her and she gave me

587
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 12: a big hug, but she didn't seem as excited as

588
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 12: I was, thinking, Oh, is it because of the packs?

589
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 12: Because we're both over thirty five and both single? Like

590
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 12: she was just kind of cold toward me, to be honest,

591
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 12: for the rest of the night, and it almost seemed

592
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 12: like she was talking to everybody else but me.

593
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: Or maybe you're just I mean, there could maybe you're

594
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: being oversensitive, you know, like it seems like you guys

595
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,959
Speaker 1: have kind of drifted apart.

596
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 12: I mean yeah, but she drifted apart with everybody else too,

597
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 12: and she was having fun with them.

598
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 7: That's true.

599
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 3: Did you bring up the pack that you guys made

600
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: directly to her?

601
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 12: I didn't, And I was just kind of guessing because

602
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 12: maybe it made her uncomfortable, thinking, oh, there's a guy

603
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 12: I promised i'd marry, you know, when we were both single.

604
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: And yeah, I could kind of see like maybe she

605
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: just didn't want to talk about it with you, and

606
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: she thought you would bring it up.

607
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: Like when you're a board guy at the bar and

608
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: you're like diverting him. Yeah.

609
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, And I don't know what she was thinking. So

610
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 12: I reached out on Facebook afterwards actually, and I said, hey,

611
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 12: we didn't get to connect at all, like everything, okay,

612
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 12: and it's good. I got no respond.

613
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,959
Speaker 7: There's something wrong, man, Okay.

614
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 8: I mean we're starting from the thumbs up, but you

615
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 8: don't send that unless you're just like I'm acknowledging what

616
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 8: you're saying, but I don't want to talk.

617
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is kind of passive aggressive feelings.

618
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 3: So that Facebook message with no response, that's the last

619
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: time that you talked to her.

620
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 12: Yep, that was the last time.

621
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 3: That's when you reached out to us to get some

622
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 3: closure here, like what are you wanting to get out

623
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 3: of the closure call? Do you want to see if

624
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 3: she's still willing to follow through on your promise?

625
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 7: That's a huge question.

626
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 3: I'm asking him.

627
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 12: We don't have to get married or owner the pact,

628
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 12: but I definitely think like we'd be good going on

629
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 12: a date or being frenzy. And it's a very.

630
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: Least okay, So Vincent, you know how this works. Obviously,

631
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: you've been working with our producer to come up with

632
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: some questions that we've already sent out to Gina.

633
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 12: Yep, we did, Okay, So.

634
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: We printed out her answers. No one else in the

635
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 3: studio has heard them yet.

636
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: She did respond via email to these questions.

637
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 3: Unless somebody like type them out for her, it would

638
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: be kind of weird. But we got a response.

639
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 10: It's just like.

640
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: It might be okay. Remember, Vincent does not know the

641
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: answers either. He's going to hear them for the very

642
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 3: first time from his old high school friend who he

643
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 3: made a pack with twenty years ago that they'd get

644
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: married if they were both single by this point.

645
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: I'm curious to even hear your question.

646
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to find all that out when we

647
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: do your closure call next. All right, we're already running

648
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 3: short on time, mainly because of the intriguing story we

649
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 3: just heard from one of our listeners, Vincent, because twenty

650
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: years ago he was drinking on the roof after senior

651
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: prom with his good friend, not even his date that night,

652
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 3: just a friend named Gina, and together they made a

653
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 3: pact that they would get married by age thirty five

654
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 3: if they were both still single. Oh yeah, So fast

655
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 3: forward past thirty five. They're at their twenty year high

656
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 3: school reunion and she acts weirdly cold to him the

657
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: whole night, even though she did visit him after college

658
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 3: and even stayed with him for the weekend.

659
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was when they were in college, right, Like,

660
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: you know, it's been a long.

661
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: Time, So Vincent is wondering was the pact on her mind?

662
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: Why was she acting so weird at the reunion because

663
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 3: she barely talked to him and didn't even respond to

664
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 3: his last Facebook message that he sent her. So that's

665
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 3: why he's reached out to us to do a closure

666
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 3: call today. And as you know how this works, Vincent

667
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 3: worked with our producer to send four different questions to Gina.

668
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: She answered all of them and we're about to read

669
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 3: them right now. So, Vincent, apparently the first question that

670
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 3: you talked with our producer about you said you just

671
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 3: wanted to make her laugh. Yeah, it would lighten her up.

672
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: It's really really it's smart. It reminds her of the

673
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: friendship that you guys once had. Your connection.

674
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 3: Hey, they could still have a friend Yeah, don't make

675
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: it sound so like forever over.

676
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: He said that they only sitch each other like on Facebook.

677
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: A joke.

678
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so you guys sent Gina a joke

679
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 3: and you had our producer write one sentence. It was

680
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: it's been a while. Are your three favorite things still?

681
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: Eating my family and not using commas? You get it, like,

682
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 3: not using commas eating my family?

683
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: Kind of a visual joke. It took a second.

684
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably works better over email.

685
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Vincent, that's that's pretty good.

686
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, opener.

687
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have a lot of grammatical inside jokes

688
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: back in the day. But Gina replied, She said, quote

689
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: still funny smiley face.

690
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: Sentence.

691
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 7: Still the smiley faces a lot of its own.

692
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a hundred words hidden in smile. Didn't

693
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 3: really get an lo o l but it sounds like

694
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: we might be warming her up.

695
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 12: So far, so good.

696
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so we're off to an okay start, but

697
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: this next question might change the mood a little.

698
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: What did you do next, Vincent?

699
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: Well, obviously we had to get to the more serious

700
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 3: meat of things, so we sent We've been friends for

701
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 3: so long, I would really appreciate one hundred percent honesty.

702
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 3: I don't understand why you're not responding to me on Facebook.

703
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 3: Did I make you feel uncomfortable at the reunion because

704
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: of our dumb pact? I could tell something was off?

705
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so we brought up the packed right away.

706
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 12: I don't know what else it could be other than that.

707
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 12: I really don't know.

708
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: I'm just going to read it. Gina wrote back, I'm

709
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 3: sorry that happened, but yes, it was extremely awkward for me,

710
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: but it had nothing to do with the pact. Please

711
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: don't hate me, but the truth is I felt so

712
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 3: guilty because a decade ago I went through some hard

713
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: times got into drugs, oh, stole from my family, ended

714
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 3: up with no money.

715
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

716
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 3: And then at my lowest point, I stole your identity.

717
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 7: Wait what what identity?

718
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 9: Wait?

719
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: Vincent?

720
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 3: What she says? I never told you this, but I

721
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: racked up a lot of debt under your name, and

722
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 3: every time I see you online or in person, now

723
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 3: I can't bear to face you. I'm so ashamed.

724
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 12: God, are you freaking serious?

725
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: Wait?

726
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: Did you go through like an identity crisis thing like that?

727
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 12: That was a long time ago, that was over a

728
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 12: decade ago.

729
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean are you angry? Like are

730
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: you what is your first Like, I'm just shocked, like

731
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: I see that coming.

732
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 7: Whatever.

733
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: Vincent, you said that you guys connected and she spent

734
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 3: the weekend with you that one time after college? Is

735
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 3: that maybe? Do you think that's where she could have

736
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 3: swapped your credit card or something?

737
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 12: It must have been. Yeah, when I went through that,

738
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 12: I mean it was really tough for me. It took

739
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 12: me years to get my credit back to normal. You know,

740
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 12: I just never would have thought that that was her

741
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 12: that did that.

742
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 3: We have the third question here, which is what you

743
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 3: seem to do with I know it feels weird because

744
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: we sent all these at once.

745
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so.

746
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: We probably wouldn't have sent the rest of these. Have

747
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 3: we gotten that answer, but she's like, how's your credit?

748
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 3: The next one, we asked if there was any chance

749
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: of reconciliation for a friendship or anything, which, again I

750
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: don't know if we would have asked that if we

751
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: had known she'd stolen his identities.

752
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 2: Do you still want that, Vincent?

753
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 12: I really just want to hear what she has to say.

754
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 12: I'm almost speechless.

755
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

756
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 3: Well, she responded by saying, I doubt after you know

757
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 3: the truth now you'd want anything to do with me.

758
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: I totally get it.

759
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 12: That's it. That's all she said.

760
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 3: And then she asked for your pin number two. That

761
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 3: was all she said. That was all she said for that.

762
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: One would steal again, right, I mean that's the thing.

763
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 2: She just feels terrible. Yeah, and as she should.

764
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 3: There's no there's no good way to deliver this news

765
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 3: to anybody to make them smile.

766
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: But it's pretty amazing and she was so honest.

767
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 3: Let's get to the last question that we sent her,

768
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: which was regarding the pact. Can we amend it to forty?

769
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: If you're getting cold feet? I'm willing to go up

770
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 3: to forty five.

771
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 5: Lol.

772
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, I said that when I was in a good mood.

773
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 12: I didn't know about the identity step.

774
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give you just a small detail you.

775
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 3: Might want to She is resourceful, so it could be

776
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 3: good to be on her side and be aligned with

777
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 3: her in that way. But Gina did right back, and

778
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 3: she said, considering my credit score at this point and

779
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 3: probably yours, it would be a bad financial decision to

780
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 3: consider merging our lives. Oh wow, but she says, but

781
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 3: it's a sweet thought. I'm just happy I'm sober and clean,

782
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 3: and I hope you're happy too. Maybe down the line

783
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: we can be friends again if you can forgive me.

784
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good question, Vincent.

785
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: That's a big statement. She just made.

786
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 7: Forgive her or press charges.

787
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: It's too late for that.

788
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think I really

789
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 12: need to process all this.

790
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: But you know, people are different when they're under you know,

791
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: an addiction. Well, I kind of lean towards forgiveness on

792
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 1: this one, if you can get there.

793
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least she didn't blame you for getting her

794
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 3: hooked on drugs and drinking on that one night you

795
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 3: spent on the roof together the whole thing on me.

796
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, smoke some crap.

797
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a.

798
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 10: Positive broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

799
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 3: That closure call happened about four months ago.

800
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm still like shaken.

801
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: Really now, Vince is back on the phone to give

802
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: us an update. And Vince, everybody here is wondering. I'm

803
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: assuming that we're doing this call because you actually met

804
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 3: up with Gina again.

805
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 11: I did. Yeah, lame is still Vince?

806
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: Yes, what was going through your head?

807
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 12: Well, we reconnected, you know, we started chatting and we

808
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 12: just decided to meet up and grab some drinks at

809
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 12: a bar.

810
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: So you were angry at all, Like I was just

811
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: wondering if after you processed.

812
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 12: Oh I was angry. I was, But we did talk

813
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 12: and I thought, well, okay, you know, let me meet

814
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 12: up and see what happens. So we met up at

815
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 12: a bar and she felt horrible for what she did.

816
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 12: She was very apologetic. She offered to pay for the

817
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 12: entire night. You know, we had food and drinks and

818
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 12: with credit card. Interesting, you would ask, were telling stories

819
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 12: for a few hours. It was actually really nice and

820
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 12: we were definitely connecting. And then she went to close

821
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 12: out her tab and the bartender says, what's the name

822
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 12: on the card? And the name was and being or

823
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 12: but I don't even know what the name was, ann something.

824
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 7: It wasn't Gina.

825
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 12: No, definitely wasn't Gina.

826
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 2: I thought she had like mended her old ways.

827
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, it doesn't appear so, And she just kind of

828
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 12: smirked at me. And apparently drinks were on.

829
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 3: An So where are you guys gonna go next? And

830
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 3: then get a vacation in there nowhere.

831
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 12: We have not talked since.

832
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, you want to get caught up in that.

833
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 2: He got home and immediately checked his wallet to make sure.

834
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 7: Because back he's like, where's my home?

835
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for keeping us posted on your life and

836
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: to make sure you stay in touch.

837
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 7: All right, good luck out there.

838
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

839
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 3: What's the worst possible item you could steal from a

840
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 3: random garage sale? Oh my gosh, somebody just swiped it

841
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: from a woman in the South and the lady says,

842
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 3: please do not bring it back. Plus, if you do

843
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 3: this one thing when you text, then experts say you're

844
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 3: officially old. And apparently we've all been squeezing plastic ketchup

845
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 3: bottles the wrong way.

846
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 2: Okayweewee.

847
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 3: Now the secret right way to do it will be

848
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 3: revealed coming up in a brand.

849
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 6: New TikTok click Shock.

850
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 3: We're doing it right now.

851
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 5: O MG.

852
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: Did you guys hear Hailey Bieber is pregnant? Yes, the

853
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: TMZ just reported what the happy Couple's gonna name their

854
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 3: little bubble of Joy.

855
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't see that.

856
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 3: What they were first considering the name Wayne Way, but

857
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 3: then change their minds at the last second and went.

858
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 6: With TikTok shot.

859
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 3: Could not be prouder. It is ticktock click Shocked, where

860
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 3: we talk about the biggest videos from the past week.

861
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock

862
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 3: from a woman who goes by the handle lend you

863
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 3: hand Eerie. What mom, don't make me repeated?

864
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 10: Kay.

865
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: She's been going viral with a video that almost got

866
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: ten million views over two million likes, and she's from

867
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 3: the South and recently her town at a big yard

868
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: sale weekend.

869
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my neighborhood does this where everybody has

870
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: the garage shells on the same day.

871
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 2: It's amazing.

872
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so in the South, apparently, when you do

873
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 3: these if the weather's nice, you leave all of the

874
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 3: items outside, even overnight. Yeah, you don't waste time taking

875
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: it all down and then putting it all back up

876
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 3: again the next day.

877
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: Right, but someone can come I know, but it's like,

878
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: what are you gonna steal my two dollars?

879
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 3: Well, you're onto something because at this particular lady's yard sale,

880
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: somebody did come by in the middle of the night

881
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 3: and steal some items. But the joke was actually on

882
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: the thief because that person accidentally stole her haunted doll collection.

883
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: Oh this is what the TikToker had to say about it.

884
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 5: Of the thief that stole these dolls as of the

885
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 5: yart till at three o'clock this morning, you're going to

886
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 5: regret it.

887
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 10: They're haunted.

888
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: Had you waited till sunlight, you would have seen the

889
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: sign that was under them said haunted dolls.

890
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 7: If you have children, please don't buy.

891
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

892
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 13: I put them in this glass hutch to try and

893
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 13: contain whatever was attached to them, and it got so cold.

894
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 11: That it fogged up.

895
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 4: Oh nobody wanted them because I warned everyone.

896
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: And showed them the videos of what these dolls do.

897
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 8: When they're in your vicinity because they were not scared

898
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 8: to move right in front of you.

899
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 6: What enjoy what.

900
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 2: It started a horror movie.

901
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 3: Did somebody steal the dolls or did they finally walk

902
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 3: off on them?

903
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: No, Honda dolls never leave, Jeff. That's the one thing

904
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: you got to know about handed dolls. No matter how

905
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: hard you try to get rid of them, they always

906
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: come back.

907
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 3: They need a human presence. We clipped it from the

908
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 3: video because it was kind of hard to hear her there,

909
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 3: but she does want the thief to know no takesie

910
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 3: back seats.

911
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 6: Your next TikTok shot.

912
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 3: Is from an Instacart driver in Georgia named Kryshalea Farley. Okay,

913
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 3: she's getting a ton of attention online right now after

914
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: she claimed in her video that a food order she

915
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: picked up was supposed to be delivered to a prison

916
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 3: for a death row inmates last meal. Oh I'm not

917
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 3: sure exactly how bad it stout is.

918
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: An option, or maybe it's like they lost the budget

919
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: for it at the prison to have a.

920
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: Chef cook it, or there is the possibility that she

921
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 3: might just be making herself. But here's what she had

922
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: to say.

923
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 13: This man from prison, don't order him a whole platter

924
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 13: of wings and then told me to turn the right

925
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 13: back around.

926
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 6: Because he can not have you look at it.

927
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 13: I just loved the prison. They told me to turn

928
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 13: that back around and donate it to somebody else.

929
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 10: I ain't gonna lie.

930
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 13: That man had me feeling some type of way, because

931
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 13: I'm thinking I'm feeling the last meal before they execute

932
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 13: him where he done sat down, ordered a meal on instacrat.

933
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 13: God may not come what you want to make you

934
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 13: right on time. CO get with me and my kids

935
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 13: for the end of the night.

936
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take.

937
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 3: So if you didn't understand the last part, Chris took

938
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: home the death row platter of wings for her family

939
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 3: and ate them with their kids because the prison said

940
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 3: they couldn't accept it.

941
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 6: Didn't accept them.

942
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: I'm not for him.

943
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: Do you think that they're sitting around the family dinner

944
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: table saying.

945
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 2: That was a good choice of this guy. I would

946
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: have as well.

947
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 3: I feel like Chrystal is delivering them late on purpose.

948
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 3: She's like, okay, twenty more minutes until they turned on

949
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 3: the chick.

950
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 4: All he's not hearing.

951
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 3: That was a TikTok. Click shot your.

952
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 6: Next TikTok click shot.

953
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 3: Is from a guy who says he's come up with

954
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: a strong theory where the way that you text reveals

955
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 3: your age. I'm especially curious what Alexis thinks about this,

956
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 3: So let's hear the audio.

957
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 14: Anyone that's using swipe to text, most likely millennial, possibly

958
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 14: gen Z. Anyone that's able to type fast and accurately

959
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 14: with one hand, we're going to say probably preteen to

960
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 14: age twenty five. You'll kind of stay at this thumb

961
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 14: tapping age until i'd say fifties. Then you're going to

962
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 14: start adding in your index finger unnecessarily. Age sixty five

963
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 14: plus is where you start doing the one finger tap,

964
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 14: holding with your left hand or your right hand. You're

965
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 14: getting up there when you're doing next.

966
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you're typing with your index finger or

967
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 3: your pointer finger, you are apparently super old.

968
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

969
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 7: I don't think any of us do it.

970
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: No, we're all we're all thumbs here.

971
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I do have a friend who does it,

972
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: and it does like, it stands out so much that

973
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: my husband, my husband points it out every time.

974
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 6: We're head now he's like, hey.

975
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 2: Text Mandy, I want to see her text. It's really funny.

976
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: Now, let's get to your final tiktokick shot, which is

977
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 3: from a guy who posts life hacks all the time.

978
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 3: He goes by the name Jordan the Stallion eight. This

979
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: guy's pretty popular and his latest video got millions of

980
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 3: views because it's teaching people how to properly squeeze a

981
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 3: ketchup bottle.

982
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 15: Huh send The original glass ketchup bottle was made in

983
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 15: eighteen ninety, but then they made a squeezeable ketchup bottle

984
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 15: in nineteen eighty three, but it was still difficult to

985
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 15: get ketchup out of the bottle, so they made what's

986
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 15: called a gravity container. Now, if you were to squeeze

987
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 15: a gravity bottle from the front jet to physically squeeze

988
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 15: for it to come out. But if you were to

989
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 15: squeeze a bottle from the science and then release, all

990
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 15: the pressure is going to push out the ketchup on itself.

991
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 15: I squeeze the Science supert easy. Now, this has to

992
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 15: do with air pressure, so after a while this won't

993
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 15: really work, but it might work for the first couple

994
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 15: of squeezes. Can we try and have fun?

995
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 7: By the way, I love this guy.

996
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: So we're using some sort of physics situation.

997
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what he said, if you missed it is basically,

998
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: if you squeeze the hard sides of the ketchup bottle

999
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 3: on your squeeze bottle and then roll plastic, just the plastic.

1000
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 3: You just you squeeze it on the hard sides and release,

1001
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: and it'll go all by itself.

1002
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: Oh, because it's the pressure of the air in the

1003
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: bottle that's sort of push it down.

1004
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 3: This might be too visual for radio, but we're going

1005
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: to try and maybe film this and put it on

1006
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 3: our stories after Brook and jeff I'm gona try it

1007
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 3: real quick.

1008
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:10,959
Speaker 1: The bottle's quicker than she's just unlocked.

1009
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 3: Open up the bottle.

1010
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't even do anything. I just went all

1011
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 4: over the table.

1012
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: Okay, this bottle was a little excited to Okay, you

1013
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 3: know what, it's all over me?

1014
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 11: All right?

1015
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 2: What were you doing with this bottle before you brought

1016
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 2: it in?

1017
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 3: Every time I'm around they tell me to squeeze, They

1018
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 3: just all over the place.

1019
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 2: Share this video.

1020
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 3: Really, we don't think we can't even post that on Instagram.

1021
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 3: But those were.

1022
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1023
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 3: Well, Brooke, would you look at that. We have a

1024
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: college student calling to take you on in trivia today?

1025
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: Is it because they're not getting enough tests?

1026
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 5: A school.

1027
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 3: Just sharpen up that brain? A new player named Jacob,

1028
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 3: and he says he has been listening to you since

1029
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: his middle school days. Doesn't that make you feel good

1030
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 3: to hear that?

1031
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: Brook, Hey, you've been here with me just as okay?

1032
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, ten years?

1033
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 10: Wow?

1034
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's true, Jacob, talk to your hero, Brooke.

1035
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 11: Brooke, you don't sound a day over seventy.

1036
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: Jacob, he doesn't even have a Comeback's funny. You obviously

1037
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: have been listening to this show for too long and

1038
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: it's ruined you.

1039
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 11: Oh it wasn't a joke.

1040
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 2: You had such potential in life, all thrown away.

1041
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: It was good enough to get him into college.

1042
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: Sucks, man, you suck.

1043
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 3: Okay, he's actually doing really well.

1044
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: That's really funny.

1045
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 3: It's gonna to leave the studio to try and think

1046
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 3: of one good comeback to say to you. We can't

1047
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 3: think of anything, but you know how the game works.

1048
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 11: Man.

1049
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1050
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1051
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright if you.

1052
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 11: Want to win? Are you ready, gotcha, I'm ready.

1053
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 3: Good luck man, Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates

1054
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 3: a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?

1055
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 11: Forties?

1056
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 3: There are only two states teams used for MLB Spring training,

1057
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: Arizona and what other state? How many times has the

1058
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: Mona Lisa been stolen? What company makes the shoes? Shape ups?

1059
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: Nike?

1060
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 3: Name the fast food restaurant chain that recently changed their

1061
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: sixty four year old slogan too It's good in Disney's

1062
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 3: Peter Pan Wendy has two brothers named John and who else? Oh,

1063
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: my goodness, Peter, Peter and Peter. Oh again, Jacob. Well,

1064
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 3: then Brook's gonna come back into the studio here.

1065
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 11: Oh, it's not gonna look.

1066
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 7: You are fun, at least your fun bro.

1067
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1068
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: And apparently, according to my screener, you are studying electrical

1069
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: engineering in school. And you even tried to flex on

1070
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 3: our producer by saying you did the Robotics World Championships

1071
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 3: in high school.

1072
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, our engineer here at the station was on that.

1073
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 2: Uh what's the battle bot?

1074
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

1075
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 11: Watch, he's been on.

1076
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: A couple of times.

1077
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: We had a broken air conditioning here for and a

1078
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: half where the.

1079
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: Studio was eighty five degrees.

1080
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 7: If you need a robot to spin around?

1081
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Brooks, your turn? Are you ready?

1082
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: I'm ready?

1083
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates a birthday to day?

1084
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 3: Is she in her thirties or fortiesties? There are only

1085
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: two states that teams use for MLB spring training, Arizona

1086
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 3: and what else Florida? How many times has the Mona

1087
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: Lisa been stolen?

1088
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 2: Three?

1089
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: What company makes the shoes?

1090
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: Shape ups sketchers?

1091
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 3: Name the fast food rest chain that recently changed their

1092
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 3: sixty four year old slogan too, It's good Taco Bell.

1093
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1094
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 3: In Disney's Peter Pan, Wendy has two brothers named John

1095
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 3: and who else?

1096
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: John and little William?

1097
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody needs to rewatch Peter Pan after this, clearly,

1098
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 3: let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. I need it

1099
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 3: uh to take a dumb She couldn't hold it anymore. Blana, Jacob,

1100
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 3: you got zero, I'm gonna get down.

1101
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 7: You win with three?

1102
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 10: Garret, you know what?

1103
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 4: Jacob?

1104
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 2: With age comes wisdom.

1105
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's definitely true.

1106
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 3: There it is. Here's some of the answers for you.

1107
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 3: Megan Fox celebrates a birthday she is still in her thirties.

1108
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: She turns thirty eight today. There's only two states that

1109
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 3: teams use for MWB spring training, Arizona and Florida. The

1110
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 3: weather is so good their year round. That's where you

1111
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 3: want to do it.

1112
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 7: I think one game got rained out for the first time.

1113
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 3: In five The Mona Lisa has been stolen one time

1114
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 3: in nineteen eleven, was stolen by one of the handy

1115
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 3: men who returned it two years later.

1116
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: They'll sell it anywhere, Yeah right, sell it on the.

1117
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 3: Shoe shape Ups is made by Sketchers, the fast food

1118
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 3: restaurant chain that changed their slogan to It's Goods. It

1119
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 3: used to be its finger licking good for sixty four hours.

1120
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 3: Now it's just good. It's KFC.

1121
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 2: That is so lame.

1122
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: The finger licking was the best part of that whole

1123
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: saying no so funny.

1124
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 3: I don't think that they have time to see the

1125
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 3: whole thing anymore. Contention spans too short his fingerlike you

1126
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 3: Lost Me and Disney's Peter Pan. Wendy has two brothers,

1127
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 3: John and Michael. Oh now Jacob, unfortunately not enough to

1128
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 3: be Brooke here. The good news is just we're playing.

1129
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 3: You get a ten dollar gift card to Starbucks.

1130
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 11: Hey, oh yeah, the way to school.

1131
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: How's glasses going? You're almost done for the summer?

1132
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Speaker 11: Well, I mean I'm mentioning out on my Calculus three

1133
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 11: class right now, But that's okay.

1134
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: You get Calculus three to get zero on a radio

1135
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Speaker 1: trivia I wouldn't.

1136
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Speaker 2: Probably tell the professor that thanks for playing.

1137
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Speaker 3: You come back anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks again,

1138
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Speaker 3: same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.