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Speaker 1: Do you want to welcome you back home? Tell us

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Speaker 1: all about it? We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: To ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 2: Hi, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Chris Fairbanks. What's going down? We just podcasted yesterday? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we a two in a row is not common

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Speaker 2: No, it isn't. But I was. You know, when I

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Speaker 2: I'll save it or not. All stories need to be told.

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Speaker 1: And now suddenly this opportunity has presented itself to you.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be told as much as it needs

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Speaker 2: to be a documentary.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: I was walking out of the Walgreens.

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Speaker 1: And hold on, this is how the documentary is going

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Speaker 1: to start. Yeah, yeah, black screen, and it's Chris's voice saying, oh,

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Speaker 2: And I'm yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I think there's various and sundry scammers to all

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Speaker 1: And maybe that story worked once and now it's worked

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like to hang it off like a dancing girl.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I truly didn't mean to, and I was

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Speaker 2: Think back to those glasses, though, aren't you glad you

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Speaker 2: Most of them are firing. Some are in your brain

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is sure. I had the dumbest joke when

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Speaker 1: On stage, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I took that to the stage. It was a

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Speaker 2: loved the idea of many things, as you know, I

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Speaker 1: It's all that's all horseplay, for sure.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think we're going to keep getting

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Speaker 2: And maybe I just admire it in someone else because

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Speaker 2: I hated doing it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think some people are definitely built for it,

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Speaker 1: So they don't they have no shame, I guess. So

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Speaker 1: And when you have that like kind of behind you know,

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Speaker 2: You know. Oh I forgot. Also when he went to

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Speaker 2: No, I guess I don't know. He was in for

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Speaker 1: We believe in us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that was when was that the eighties? This

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Speaker 1: He had part of it, like the other part of

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Speaker 1: it is he left fucking jail and at nowhere to

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Speaker 2: I did, I did the right thing.

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Speaker 1: That seems like a bad setup.

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Speaker 2: Even if he wasn't, even if it's a scam, even

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00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 2: if he walks around because he, you know whatever, he

437
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 2: needed the phone activate or did I activate a stolen phone?

438
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: I don't know who cares? Well, he's my friend now.

439
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: And he also wanted me. He said, maybe what's your

440
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: Instagram handle? Maybe we can hang out or you can

441
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 2: make me dinner, because I said I have to go home.

442
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: I have to I'm making dinner. I kept saying that,

443
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 2: and uh, anyway, invite himself over for dinner. So maybe

444
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 2: I did.

445
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: Because he knows you're going to say fucking' yes, Chris.

446
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 2: What is wrong with me? Why can't I I'm so

447
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: tired of getting steamrolled again. This was a situation of

448
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 2: being charitable. I'm not ashamed of it.

449
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: No, it's a decision you made. But hey, look, also,

450
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: this is us being out in the world again, Like,

451
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 1: did you have that whole conversation mask free. That's a

452
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: that's a right change. There's all kinds of things happening

453
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: that we're not prepared for.

454
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: The funny thing was he's like, yeah, I can't believe.

455
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 2: He said something to the effect like what had how

456
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: how have things been? And I'm like, well, you were

457
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 2: in jail at the perfect time. The last three years

458
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 2: have been I mean, we've all been locked in our

459
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: everyone was kind of it was a perfect time to

460
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 2: be in jail. No one was able, the streets were empty,

461
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 2: and he's like what, I'm like, yeah, no one was

462
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: driving like downtown, no cars. Like I get he wasn't

463
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 2: getting those visuals. I'm sure they watched the news, but

464
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 2: he did. He knew COVID was happening, but the details

465
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 2: he was fuzzy on because he again was locked.

466
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: In making up new lies to tell you.

467
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.

468
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: Actually he was distracted by trying to memorize your credit

469
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: card number that he could see.

470
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: He did drive off into Mercedes. Is that a bad sign?

471
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 2: And the license plate said you sucka on?

472
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: It said thanks dummy, pH and ex dummy.

473
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 2: He honked his horn and the horn went you're a dummy.

474
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 1: Actually, that happened one time there. When I lived in

475
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: the Upper Hat, there were a little like kind of

476
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,719
Speaker 1: fake punk rock kids. It was like nineteen ninety one,

477
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: and they would all sit in the Upper Hate and

478
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: literally they were just kind of on drugs and you know,

479
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: wearing kind of shitty clothes. They had a lot of

480
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: piercings and fucked up hair, and they would like literally

481
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: just had their hand out but like, you know, sweatshirt on.

482
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: So they're like all in their sweatshirt, but like gimme.

483
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: And I just remembered being on my way from the

484
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: gap to my second job and being like fuck you.

485
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: And I watched one kid who was just like, oh,

486
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: like that, and then he got up and got into

487
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: one of those old two thousand and two BMW's and

488
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: drove away. I was like a fucking piece of shit.

489
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: That is Yeah, I used to see that. I can't remember.

490
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 2: There was a name for the fake the kids pretending

491
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: on Guadaloup in Austin, right by ut that was a

492
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: great place for them to And yeah, a bunch of

493
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: them got picked up in a nice suv. Granted it

494
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 2: was someone's mom probably, but yeah, yeah, to see him

495
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 2: actually get or the guy that's a cameo in every

496
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: movie that plays guitar while roller skating, and he wears

497
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: that turban and he's like in La Story and anytime there.

498
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 1: Was like, he's like a Venice Beach guy.

499
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, an establishing shot that says you're in California. They

500
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: would go to Venice Beach and probably call him up.

501
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: He was in so many movies, and I saw him

502
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: packing his and he's talented and as sweet man by

503
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: some as far as I know. I saw him getting

504
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: into a very new Mercedes in Nispe after a day

505
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 2: of But he's out there every day, you know, just

506
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: playing and busking, busking and skating. He's skating and strumming.

507
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: Live talent for tourists. I mean that they pay. It's

508
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: good money.

509
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: He should have a Mercedes.

510
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I just remember those movies has Mercedes? Why

511
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: can't he?

512
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 2: At the time, I was taking the bus and I

513
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: also had borrowed a Mustang that while I drove it,

514
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: I had to hold on to the convertible top because

515
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 2: it would fly off. I drove that to that Reality

516
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Bites Back show. Every day I was holding onto the

517
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: roof of my car while steering to go all the

518
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: way out to some and then everything changed, and I'm

519
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 2: glad that I had that experience, but boy, it sucks

520
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: to not have a car. The end.

521
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: No, we're doing a podcast, so we're not we're not

522
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: doing any endings conversation.

523
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah that's not the end. Do

524
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: you not get down, not turn off your devices because

525
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: I saya the end?

526
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. It's not the case. It's not what's happening. No, well,

527
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: I mean I do think it's really it's just weird

528
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: because it's almost like the war in Ukraine started and

529
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: then everyone now is pretending like summer's starting and that

530
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: COVID is over and everything's normal. Like there is a

531
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: very distinct kind of like this is what we're doing

532
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: now thing. So like I went to dinner with my

533
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: friends at that awesome restaurant Kismet over unless Feelis, and

534
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: the waiters still were wearing masks, but everybody else wasn't,

535
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: and everybody was out. I mean, there's just people fucking everywhere,

536
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 1: and it is this weird. I don't know. I'm just

537
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: bringing it up because I think it's a really I'm

538
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: very excited that it feels different. I don't trust it

539
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: of course either. But it is that kind of thing

540
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, yeah, like hopefully they'll just be

541
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: like shows or things to do or like ways to

542
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: regroup again if this is all actually happening.

543
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, part of me is safely looking at it

544
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: like a little vacation between variants. But it also when

545
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: you see people not like because of things like Ukraine

546
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: or it happened before, when they murdered George Floyd. Everyone,

547
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: it was like, it's a celebration of like, we're not

548
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: the most important thing right now, Let's go out and

549
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: celebrate life because something else is happening that's more important

550
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 2: than not us worrying about ourselves. There's something healthy about it,

551
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: but a lot of it is just people taking advantage

552
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: of that and they're like, great, I get to go

553
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: and try and make out with people in the streets.

554
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing wrong with that.

555
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: Hey, That's why it was, Yeah, making out in the streets,

556
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: go do it.

557
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: I'm just excited to get to go out to dinner

558
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: again because I don't cook. Yeah, and I'm tired of

559
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: all the places I've been ordering from.

560
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was the fact that I

561
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: was calling restaurants, getting ingredients going down, getting them coming home.

562
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: That's as crazy I was getting. But yeah, I don't

563
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 2: want to use order food to my house anymore. I

564
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 2: really don't want to do that.

565
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: The problem with me is is I know that there's

566
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: plenty of fine choices and even healthy choices. Yeah, but

567
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: by the time I'm actually ordering, it's always seven point thirty,

568
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: Like it's always way past the point where I should

569
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: have started to eat or think about it. So I'm tired,

570
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: and I'm hungry and grumpy and low blood sugar, and

571
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: so I'll always in that scenario, I will always order

572
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: a cheese based dinner, which is like the worst case,

573
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: it's the worst thing you do.

574
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: And for cheese to be the main, the actual bass

575
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: of the meal, a bed of.

576
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Cheese built on it, there needs to be several layers

577
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: of cheese.

578
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: You're talking about lasagna, right, there's I mean, just.

579
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: Me garfielding out. Every day is Monday over.

580
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: Now what day of the week is it?

581
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: It's always money.

582
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, yeah, it's definitely definitely lasagna.

583
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: Just ridiculous, I don't know. And also because it was

584
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: so hot today that it's like ooh, summertime, there's there's

585
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: just I think cheese. It's cheese. I want hot cheese

586
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: and watch other people eat cheese.

587
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: Spectator sport cold frozen cheese on a stick and lick

588
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 2: it like a lollipop.

589
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder if there is some Oh, I

590
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: guess yogurt. Frozen yogurt is kind of cheesy.

591
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh that I don't ever want that. I don't think

592
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: I'll ever be able to eat frozen yogurt again. That's

593
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: a good thing, though, because tcby is a that memory

594
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: of what a big deal it was to have frozen

595
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 2: yogurt for the longest time. Oh yeah, that was such

596
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: a big deal and I never got it.

597
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: That's because you don't dyet. It's it's basically you can

598
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: have ice cream with less calories.

599
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: And less Okay, yeah, well I think it's all ruined

600
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 2: for people. Now that you've you've invented the cheese flavor

601
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 2: frozen yogurt, Now.

602
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: That I've got to invented mozzarella yogurt, it's ruined.

603
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we sell it, but if you want to get technical,

604
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 2: this cheese stuff is not the country's best yogurt.

605
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: It's also wasn't it either The country's best or something.

606
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: Thank god.

607
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: Wait right, it's an acrony.

608
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe there was something like not being able

609
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: to believe it's yogurt.

610
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: I can't, but that would be ICB. Why I can't

611
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 2: believe it's not yogurt?

612
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: Are you thinking of I can't believe it it is yogurt.

613
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm having a Yeah, I just feel like I

614
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: know exactly what you're talking about. But I feel like

615
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 2: if we go any further, we might look dumb.

616
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh. I think it's happening right this second, since the beginning.

617
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: Of this pot taking care of business yogurt. Yeah, taking business,

618
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 2: taking care.

619
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: To Oh no, they Tony can't believe yogurt.

620
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: That's what I also was intimidated by a guy once

621
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: with a taken care of Business tattoo because he was

622
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: in Elvis's karate.

623
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: Chris, I think you're blaming tattoos.

624
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm shaming bad doorbell motor tattoos when it

625
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: choires in prison. But a lot of the ideas are

626
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: bad and they're just out there to make guys like

627
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: me hand over the money.

628
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: Hand it over, look at the bloody box and glove.

629
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 2: I just tattoo of handed over on your arm and

630
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: you just roll up your sleeve.

631
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: You flex your muscle, hand it over.

632
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: Let's just get to the point, hand it over backwards.

633
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: I wonder, though, everybody, having been locked in their houses

634
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: for two years, if if on the street scamming is

635
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: like at an all time high, because I honestly, if

636
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: somebody came up to me, it was like, you're the

637
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: first person I've talked to you out of jail. I

638
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: would have probably done exactly what you did. Yeah, it's

639
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: not like I would have been like, oh really, peace

640
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: out or whatever.

641
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

642
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said peace out. I don't know why

643
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: I said it now.

644
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: And then and then slide down your blue lens glasses

645
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 2: wink peace out with peace sign. He also just got

646
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: me in a good mood a lot, and I feel

647
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,479
Speaker 2: bad about it everything we all do when someone comes

648
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: up and they are down and out. But I gotta go.

649
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: I have one thing to do today. I can't stop. Yes,

650
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: and I do do that, and then I feel bad

651
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 2: or I go back. But this time, yeah, there was

652
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 2: nothing I was in. I was the only one in

653
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: the parking lot.

654
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he picked you. Also, Yeah, if it's in

655
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: a parking lot.

656
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: That's bad too, Yeah, yeah, but there was other people around.

657
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: He at no point he was actually had He looked

658
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: like he was happy to be out of jail and

659
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 2: wanted to celebrate, but you know, he also just had

660
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 2: a kind face there. I don't know. That's what I

661
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: was going to tell you is okay.

662
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: Years ago, sorry, but years ago, I read this really

663
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: good article in The New Yorker about a guy who

664
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: had a very similar thing happened to him where a girl.

665
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: He was walking down the street and a girl walked

666
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: up and she was kind of crying and she kind

667
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: of made eye contact but then like whatever, and she

668
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: was like looking around and seeming upset, and so then

669
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: he went, are you okay? And she was like, I

670
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: just and it was like this story where she like

671
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: I just rented this car and I and like I

672
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: gave this guy cash so I could rent this car,

673
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: and da da da, and she tells the story about

674
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: how basically this guy ripped her off yea, and she

675
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: was then stranded in Manhattan and and she's like, I'm

676
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: trying to call my mom. She lives in Queens and

677
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: she's not picking up the phone or whatever, and so's

678
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: it's basically like, she needs to take a cab to Queens,

679
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: she needs a hundred bucks, and he gives it to her.

680
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: And then like three months later, he's walking down the

681
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: same street and he sees her in exactly the same scenario,

682
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: half crying the whole thing, and he walks up. Yeah,

683
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: and he walks up to the guy she's talking to

684
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: and says, she got me three months ago. This is

685
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: all a scam. And and then she immediately was like

686
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: fuck you and then just turned around and walked away.

687
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: And he couldn't believe it because he entirely bought into

688
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: this world and it was very easy to buy into

689
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: this world. And then he was so like it was

690
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: kind of about how he felt bad because yeah, this

691
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: is her job and this is like how she makes money.

692
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: But at the same time, he's like, I got scammed.

693
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: At least let me keep you from getting scammed.

694
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, that would be That's everyone's dream is

695
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: to catch especially after you've been robbed, you know, to

696
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: catch someone do if I could have caught someone going

697
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: into my garage to steal my bike they bent up

698
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: the door, if I just had gone out and saw

699
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: them and went, oh, hello, it looks like you're breaking

700
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: into my and then they just run away. It would

701
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: feel so good to catch.

702
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: Someone, but we never do unless then they turn around

703
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: and hold up their arm and they're not terrifying noun

704
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: chuck tattoo.

705
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: I just made it worse. Ooh a tattoo of bloody

706
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: nun chucks.

707
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: No, I gotta do it both my bike.

708
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: A flash page of the most intimidating tattoos.

709
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: Good idea. Yeah, I will have about a roaring cat,

710
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: a hissing cats.

711
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's not a cat that enjoys the

712
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 2: time of the nineteen twenties Rory Felix the cat over. Yeah, yeah,

713
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: I'm not at my best behavior.

714
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: Karen, what happened?

715
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: No, I just keep you know, my brain, My brain's

716
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 2: on the fritz.

717
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: You know why we can't stop.

718
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 2: Thinking of James Fritz?

719
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: None of us can. He's America's sweetheart? Is It's because

720
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: we podcasted yesterday used all our talking energys.

721
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 2: Have you been? Theft? I have said, is my least

722
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 2: favorite crime. I can understand murder and things like that.

723
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 2: People can kiss you off, but theft, actually just taking

724
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: someone's thing. It really bothers me. Not from a store,

725
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: I guess as much. But robbing people, I really hate it.

726
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 2: When did you went to your last When were you

727
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 2: last robbed? H classic? Well, anyone ever break in your house?

728
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: No, not that I know of. That's why I got

729
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: my dog, George. When I got her, when I was

730
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: living by myself after I came back when I got divorced,

731
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 1: went off to work in New York and then Chicago,

732
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: and then came home and realized it's just a target

733
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: sitting here waiting to be and had all these It

734
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: was fucking Burbank. It was like it wasn't happening.

735
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was a nice that was a nice neighborhood.

736
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: But that's when I got George. And that's and basically

737
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: a really loud, kind of lunatic dog bark most most

738
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: things away.

739
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: Most people me away too. I don't want a loud,

740
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: insane barking. Well, I'm just that's something I need to

741
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 2: get over because I need an animal around in my life.

742
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: I need to get over the mea in the barking thing.

743
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: Did you know I had a thing about that? Nope, Nope.

744
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: I can't take it, Karen.

745
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: Either, because that's all it is. That's all you it

746
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: do with.

747
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: I have been very lucky in my life to be

748
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 2: only affiliated with quiet, non me owing, non barking cats

749
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 2: and dogs. I don't know why. It wasn't something you

750
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 2: know that they learned. Just you can get lucky. Sometimes

751
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: there's a quiet, thoughtful animal in your life, and I'm

752
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: there for it. Am I coming out of left field

753
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: with a lot of the stuff. I'm off, yeah, yeah, yeah.

754
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: Do you think people are going to listen and be like, oh,

755
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: Chris is office rocker today. I mean, we'll get it,

756
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 2: we'll get it, we'll get a rhythm going. And then

757
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: here I come out of nowhere with that just snooze

758
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: festival change.

759
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: Because let me answer your question that you asked me

760
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: about being right, rab uh.

761
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 2: This is why I'm back.

762
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 1: I honestly thought you were. I thought you were literally

763
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: circling back to feline aids again, and I was just like,

764
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can sit here.

765
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: I told you at the top of the show, I'm

766
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: going to mention feline aids every episode. I was just

767
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 2: ramping up to it, but we might as well say

768
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 2: it now. I had a cat once that feline aids

769
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: in the game is quite a surprise. Not enough people

770
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 2: have heard about it. I've gotten actual threats. Please stop

771
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 2: talking about feline aids now.

772
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure I was going to tell you a story

773
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: about about thinking I was being robbed and actually not being.

774
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: Robbed, and I steamrolled in and I'm.

775
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: Sorry because you're fine, because because we lived in a

776
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: terrible part of Sacramento. This was when we lived in

777
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 1: the house that was next door to the serial killers,

778
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: Dorothea Poenti's house, and she had only been arrested a

779
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: couple years before you.

780
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: This is something you talked about on your other podcast.

781
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: I do not know about Dorothea Puente's.

782
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: Okay, let me just I'll brief you quickly.

783
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: Okay. Great.

784
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: She was very an old gal, and so she's probably

785
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: in her seventies I think, and she looked even older.

786
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: She ran a boarding house for almost like a halfway house,

787
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: and it was always for it was only for people

788
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: who were on Social Security and oftentimes they were either

789
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: very old, they didn't have anyone to take care of them,

790
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: or they were somehow in need of extra support. And

791
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: she basically made sure what was happening was that their

792
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: social Security check was being mailed to their house to

793
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: her house, which is where they lived, and then she

794
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: would kill them, buried them in the backyard, and keep

795
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: collecting their social Security.

796
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 2: Did she catch the check?

797
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: I guess I'll tell you right now. No, No, you

798
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: can ask me. I'll tell you.

799
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

800
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: There was a bar across the street, a total hideous

801
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: dive bar that even at our most insane and alcoholic

802
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: we would not go into this bar. And it was

803
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: it was eighty feet away from our front door, and

804
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: that's how scary it was. She would go in there

805
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: and they would cash all those checks. So they'd cashed

806
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: all social Security checks from anybody.

807
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: That you think when she went in, they're like kill

808
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: another one. Huh.

809
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: No, No, I think they thought she was a trustworthy

810
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: old lady and they were doing her a service by

811
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: helping her because she lived across the street.

812
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: Wow, is what I think.

813
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: And then that this surprise when she got caught was

814
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 1: the last person. I actually covered this on the podcast.

815
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: When she got caught, The last person who she was

816
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: taking care of had a bunch of people around him

817
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: that really cared about him, that were like, nowhere is

818
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: he for real? Where is he someone's cashing his checks?

819
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: Where is he, and they finally caught her. No one

820
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 1: has suspected it, and they dug up that backyard, which

821
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: we could see from our back porch. We seek into

822
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: the yard. There it was. She got caught and arrested,

823
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: and they dug up the backyard. I would say a

824
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: couple years before we lived there, but we could see

825
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: the backyard. Oh okay, So that alone was scary enough

826
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: because there were heat she literally had buried I think

827
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: five between five and ten people in that backyard.

828
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: Wow.

829
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: Insane, just crazy. So anyway, that's the neighborhood we lived

830
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: in where literally one night we had to start yelling

831
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: at a guy because he was beating his girlfriend with

832
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: an old vacuum cleaner. And across the street they just

833
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: would people would dump garbage, so that the across the

834
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: street was an empty lot filled with random garbage. So

835
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: a guy just picked up like an old broken vacuum

836
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: cleaner and started hitting his girl from one of the way.

837
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 2: Karen, I just want to say that sucks.

838
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: Boo.

839
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 2: I know, I Hey, jokes.

840
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: Are great, but a lot of people like no, no,

841
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: people do.

842
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it sucks to do that. That's all

843
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I don't know why you're saying serious.

844
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: Don't pretend that you're not. I don't pretend that you're

845
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: not doing an ice cream killing joke, like you're literally

846
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: doing a joke. I will pretend find you will, and

847
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: you still you continue to It is bad to do.

848
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: So one night, I'm pretending parked on the street in

849
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: this neighborhood and the car battery to my Volkswagen died.

850
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 1: And I was really drunk because I had been at

851
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: a bar and I was trying to drive home and

852
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: it was but it was like very close by. It

853
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: was like two blocks away or something. And I was

854
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: sitting there and a guy ran up. It was like

855
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: he knew I was in trouble, but he was on

856
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: so many drugs that he didn't know how to handle.

857
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: He didn't know how to take advantage of me.

858
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: That PCP run.

859
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.

860
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: On PCP. A lot of guys have superpowers. They try

861
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: and take on a bunch of cops or run from

862
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: a helicopter. Oh, usually PCP that makes you run. That's

863
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 2: the drug that makes you run.

864
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: This guy was like, yeah, it was a little more.

865
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: He thought he was organized in his thoughts because he

866
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: was pretending to help me jumpstart my car, but he

867
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: didn't have a car, and I was kind of a

868
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: little bit slow, and I was just kind of like sorry,

869
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: wait what and he was doing all this stuff to

870
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: my car and then I was like, oh shit, I

871
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: don't know what this guy's doing. And he's, you know whatever,

872
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 1: and then he just.

873
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 2: Ran a car, like drumming on it and tapping and kicking.

874
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: He had opened the back and he was like it

875
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: was he was pulling the caps off the top of

876
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: the battery. And then he took my jumper cables, hooked

877
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: him up, and then like put him aside and went

878
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: and did another thing and did all this stuff and

879
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: then he just ran away.

880
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 2: Oh he was it was.

881
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: It was so weird. And I literally just unhooked the

882
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: jumper cables, put him in my car and then like

883
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: very slowly drove home of like whatever that was. You

884
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: you basically just missed it by half of it.

885
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Do you feel like he went ran

886
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: around the corner and laughed at the funny funny skit

887
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 2: he did or was he not. He's like, I, she's

888
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: so confused, and that is so funny.

889
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: It could have been that it also could have been. Yeah,

890
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: he honestly thought he had a car, and it wasn't

891
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: until he went to or he thought, if he jumpstarts

892
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: my car on another car that he can somehow get

893
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: into that's parked behind me, maybe he can steal my

894
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: car once the car's jumped. Something along those lines. I

895
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: think then he just kind of gave up on the

896
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: entire on the entire thing.

897
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 2: You maybe thought it was his car. We've made that mistake.

898
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: Someone else is in car.

899
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 2: Yes, One time in Austin, I I got out, Okay,

900
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: I got out of a grocery store and I was

901
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: being picked up by my girlfriend and I saw my car.

902
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 2: It was very a red Mustang two door, was like

903
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 2: the car of Texas. I didn't I bought a car

904
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 2: right before I drove down there, and everyone had this car.

905
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: And I just got in the car, and the guy

906
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: who was picking up his wife or he thought he was,

907
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 2: didn't look at me. We just silently drove out of

908
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 2: the parking lot. And then I was looking at the

909
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 2: dash and there was like a triple A thing or

910
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 2: a good Sam's Club sticker, and I just look up

911
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 2: and there's this old man. It was so great, and

912
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, We've made a mistake and he's like

913
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: what oh, And then we laughed. We laughed so hard.

914
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that he just laughed. And then thank god. Yeah,

915
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: we went back and there was there was Maggie in

916
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 2: my car and his wife was standing there confused. They

917
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 2: were about to act out their version because she thought

918
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: it was the funniest thing ever. It was. It was

919
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 2: right at the same spot. Oh man, what a joy?

920
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 2: What did joy to remember?

921
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: And that's a very like uber lift thing to happened,

922
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: But you guys did it years before.

923
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it has happened to me and people have

924
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 2: gotten in my car. It's like, I just have a

925
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 2: black car. Get the fuck out. I'm very aggressive when

926
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 2: it happens. Now you get the luck tattoos.

927
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: Take some of that get the fuck out energy and

928
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: bring it toward the scammers that approach you on the street.

929
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 2: I need to bring it to my own door to door.

930
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: Sales just a little bit. Don't go you know, not

931
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: to quote thirty rock, but don't go to a second

932
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: location with a scammer. If he needs to charge his phone,

933
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: you give him thirty dollars and walk away and say God,

934
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: bless on getting your phone. Yeah, you don't have to

935
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: take on tasks.

936
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: And errow was it was twice as much money. We

937
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be thirty anyway. But I

938
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: did say at one point, I'm like, well, this is

939
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: where we part ways, and that worked pretty well. You

940
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 2: have to turn to an old cowboy.

941
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: Yes, you also have to just say it. You have

942
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: to do it. You have to like stop entertaining it

943
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: for a while.

944
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but first give your phone number or Instagram handle.

945
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: That's important.

946
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you give him your phone number?

947
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 2: No, he asked for it, and I said, no, let's

948
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 2: do the Instagram thing. Because he did. He mentioned that first.

949
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 2: For all I know, we become friends and he'll be

950
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 2: listening to this episode by the time we posted, and

951
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 2: I'll be embarrassed about my new friend who's coming over

952
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 2: for dinner tonight. He was not yet. Yeah, I don't know.

953
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 2: He was a nice guy.

954
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: Look, look, we all got to be careful out there.

955
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 2: These we do. That's all I'm saying.

956
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: We're all we all haven't done anything. You know what

957
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing today. I'm actually going to the doctor today

958
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: for the first time, just for a checkup before COVID.

959
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just going there's nothing wrong, there's no signs.

960
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 2: Are you lethargic?

961
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's not why I made the appointment. No, No,

962
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: I just I haven't been to the doctor in a

963
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: really long time.

964
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: Mind. If I pinch your skin to see if it

965
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: stays in the same.

966
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: Position, is that a good sign or a bad sign?

967
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: It's a sign of dehydration and oftentimes feline as it

968
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 2: is it is. Are you serious? Even as a kid,

969
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: I would I would pinch my cat's skin to see

970
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: if I guess we know all our cats had leukemia

971
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: or something. It's it's the point is, don't put That's

972
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: why I'm so quiet in a cat, That's why there

973
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 2: was no mewing. Well, they're also just rampant disease. It

974
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 2: helps them do better in the poise category of these shows.

975
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 2: If you put your cat in a cat show, they

976
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 2: will get leukemia or or. Feline aids are very similar actually,

977
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 2: and it is. You don't get it from a fucking

978
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 2: in fighting. You can just get it from another cat's sneeze. Chris, Sorry,

979
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to show so tomorrow.

980
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: You're actually talking about feline aids again.

981
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: I know, I know. I know you guys. Your good joke,

982
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 2: I promised myself.

983
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: Now we're going to dip out, dip back out.

984
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. I'm just in a panic because I'm worried

985
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: about your doctor's appointment. What is wrong with you?

986
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: Uh, it's just that I haven't been to the doctor.

987
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I need some blood tests. I need

988
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: to make sure there's nothing wrong with me. I mean,

989
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: I've been in my house for fucking two and a

990
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: half years. I don't know from any I feel tired,

991
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: but maybe everybody feels tired or whatever, but there's nothing.

992
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: And also I have to get a new neurologist because

993
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: my my neurologist, who I've had for years retired and

994
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: then I just kind of went, oh no, and so

995
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: I have to get a referral. And I have to

996
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 1: get my Caesar medicine redea.

997
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, shit like that. Are you going to get

998
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 2: any cameras put in any orifices?

999
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: Not?

1000
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 2: If I'm going to help, That's what I'm literally gonna do.

1001
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, Hi, I'm a man of

1002
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 2: a certain age. Give me all the cameras in all

1003
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 2: the uncomfortable holes, and please look at my eyeballs. Why

1004
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: am I needing different glasses strengths monthly? I want to

1005
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 2: do that too. It's important.

1006
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: They're getting worse by the monster eyes.

1007
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 2: Yes, my vision is declining. I'm not too worried about it,

1008
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 2: but I think it should stay the same poor vision,

1009
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 2: at least for a year, not increasingly worse.

1010
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: Incorrect because you don't know and you're not an eye doctor.

1011
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 2: No, I'm not an oologist. Well, well there's an optometrist

1012
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 2: and an optomologist. Now I want to make that mistake

1013
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: again and buy some glasses out need just because I

1014
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 2: was going to check out my eyeballs. You need them, though,

1015
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah I do, I do, I know, I do.

1016
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: Optometrists is the doctor, ophthalmologist is the is the glasses?

1017
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 2: Really I thought it was the opposite.

1018
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: Okay, oh wait it is the opposite.

1019
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 2: Maybe it is who knows?

1020
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: Oshomologist is the doctor. That's right, that's right. My mom

1021
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: used to work in the ophtalmology department, a kaiser. That's

1022
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: why I was using such a permanent voice. But actually

1023
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm not an expert whatsoever. Yeah, and I won't let

1024
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: you interrupt me with that terrible ton. I will keep

1025
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: sucking finishing my sentence. Motherfucker, what are you doing?

1026
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I was curious. I was curious

1027
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 2: how long if they told her it was a temporary job,

1028
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: if she was tempting, that's all. I wasn't making a joke.

1029
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: Kaiser permanente happens to be the name of the place.

1030
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: Jeez, huh, just a weird coincidence.

1031
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: Why I jumped down my throat. Yeah, I want to

1032
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 2: get I want to I want to do what you're doing.

1033
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 2: I want to let's go to the doctor, everybody, it's time.

1034
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 2: We've been sitting here laying around.

1035
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: God, anything could have happened, anything growing on it.

1036
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 2: We could have mold in our ears.

1037
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: Want to be like, hey, will you just take some

1038
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: blood and let me know what's what's up?

1039
00:54:59,680 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 2: Right?

1040
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: Just like take some blood and see, yeah, who knows?

1041
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: Also middle aged? You know what I think it is?

1042
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 1: My good friend had a stroke and now he has

1043
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: lived a very full life, and you know what I mean,

1044
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: like whatever, yeah, but I kept thinking about it after

1045
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,959
Speaker 1: he told me about it, where he's fine and he's

1046
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: like taking care of it and whatever, and he's now

1047
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 1: very healthy. But I was like, oh, that's right, we're

1048
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: just fucking middle aged and we have to care about

1049
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: things like this and pay attention to them.

1050
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 2: And yeah, I got a very sweet call from my

1051
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: dad that was saying it was time for me to

1052
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 2: get a you know, a proctology thing. And I think

1053
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 2: he's right, it's time we do that stuff. And by

1054
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 2: proctology thing, you know, that's.

1055
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: What I mean by a cameratology call, A little a

1056
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,919
Speaker 1: sweet sweet.

1057
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 2: It was very it was very kind of him. It

1058
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 2: was just advice. He knows I'm already an adult. But

1059
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: he's right, it's time to do these things.

1060
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: He's checking in, he's making sure. Did you tell him

1061
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: about your eyes and the problems you're having. I don't

1062
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: want him to worry, but losing your eyesight is just

1063
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: part of getting old.

1064
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what most people are saying. There's also a

1065
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: documentary about my hip device causing blindness, so I do

1066
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 2: go there.

1067
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: Did you watch that? And when you say documentary, do

1068
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: you mean a video on YouTube?

1069
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 2: No, it's on Netflix. It talks about a lot of

1070
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: bad implants like vaginal mesh is the most famous one

1071
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 2: where there was a settlement and there was a bunch

1072
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 2: of known ones, but my exact hip is featured in it,

1073
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 2: and I just had it put in. I still recovering,

1074
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 2: and there was a guy. But I talked to my

1075
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: doctor and he said it has to be There would

1076
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 2: be signs that your body is rejecting it. That happens

1077
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 2: because of a bad installation. And with you, we did

1078
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 2: a perfect thing. But I still in the back of

1079
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 2: my mind, I'm like that metal cobalt is still in

1080
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 2: my body. Apparently that's not supposed to be in a

1081
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 2: human body. Who knows. All I know is I can

1082
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: run like the wind. I just don't know where I'm going.

1083
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: Ah God, I don't know what's happened. But we can

1084
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: never record two podcasts in a row ever.

1085
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have I been that bad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I maybe you're right.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that was a mean thing of me to say, no, no,

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Speaker 1: really like that response. Oh no, it was like so delightful.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I've really really been that bad. Nuts I

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Speaker 2: knew I was being a little bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, no, you're not being bad at all, but

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Speaker 1: I know sure. But talking about medical ship, I started it.

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Speaker 1: It's my fault. It's fucking boring as hell. Secondly, you're

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Speaker 1: if you have I macular dew generation. If I may.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I've heard of that.

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Speaker 1: That's happening anyway you can have. And also, my dad's

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Speaker 1: had three different hip replacements. He's had all kinds of

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Speaker 1: cobalt in his body, and his eyes are fine.

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Speaker 2: So his likeliest titanium, but who knows, maybe he's got

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Speaker 2: the cobalt stuff. It's the best.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's had them all.

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Speaker 2: That's my saying.

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Speaker 1: He's he probably had the one that used to be

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Speaker 1: mate of Tin.

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Speaker 2: Who knows.

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Speaker 1: He's real old and he keeps getting his hips replaced,

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Speaker 1: so you know he's gone through it.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about. It's still the best decision I've

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Speaker 2: ever made. But yeah, it is today's episode. It might

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Speaker 2: be a snoozefest to some, but the people that already

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Speaker 2: like us are going to listen to it and be

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Speaker 2: like this was a little different. Is Chris drunk again?

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Speaker 1: Can you go to a daytime party?

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Speaker 2: I'm drinking water? Oh did I mispronounce vodka.

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Speaker 1: Let's end this exactly at an hour. We're right there?

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Speaker 2: Okay, cool? Yeah, finally, right, Uh, work for the I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you're going to the doctor. I'm also going to go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good. You know what, this can be a running

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Speaker 1: a running like bit house, Chris Chris's eyes doing, how

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Speaker 1: did his proctology exam go?

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Speaker 2: All of it? We can talk about it and going

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Speaker 2: to get in the gory details. People love that stuff,

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Speaker 2: could they sure do? Yeah? And uh and yeah and uh.

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Speaker 2: I'm be careful out there. Don't trust the kind face

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Speaker 2: of a stranger.

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Speaker 1: All the things. We get some random blood tests when

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Speaker 1: you're feeling tired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're feeling tired, take care of that ship.

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Speaker 2: And if someone is a sweet and beautiful person and

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Speaker 2: they give you any kind of attention, you fucking run.

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Speaker 2: That's lesson for Thank you you've been listening to Do

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Speaker 2: you need a ride? Dyan? They are? They Are?

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