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Speaker 1: The information that I'm about to say could change the

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Speaker 1: lives of my co host Brooke and Alexis forever Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may have already

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Speaker 1: seen this because it came across on TikTok, But if

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Speaker 1: you don't know about it, you need to. It's a

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Speaker 1: Costco hack that people are freaking out over. Give it

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Speaker 1: to me. Almost all of America didn't know that this

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Speaker 1: existed either. So you know those like big boxes of

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Speaker 1: assorted like Costco cookies, Yeah, where Yeah, you give the

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Speaker 1: kids the oatmeal raisin ones, you give their significant other

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Speaker 1: the macadamias, and then you hoard all the chocolate chips

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Speaker 1: for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really the only ones that anybody.

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Speaker 1: Wants, right, But one Costco member just figured out that

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Speaker 1: you can call the bakery ahead of time and ask

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Speaker 1: for them to be frozen, which you can easily just

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Speaker 1: heat up in the microwave. And if you do that,

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Speaker 1: you can get an extra large box of one hundred

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Speaker 1: and twenty cookies for just thirty dollar.

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Speaker 2: Why is the Costco bakery so magical, Like it's a

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Speaker 2: place where you just drop the name off and then

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Speaker 2: suddenly you have a cake with your name on.

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Speaker 1: I think the Keebler elves actually work in the Costco bakery.

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: So with those one hundred and twenty cookies like those

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Speaker 1: could possibly last you the entire year if you want.

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Speaker 3: Or that's funny cook or media than a.

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Speaker 1: Solid week in Brooks House, yes, or you know they'd

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Speaker 1: be great for parties. Is unclear if you can request

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Speaker 1: just one type of cookie for the whole pack, like

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Speaker 1: if you only want a chocolate chip?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that you're volunteering me? Is tribute to

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Speaker 2: try out different combinations.

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Speaker 1: We can get one hundred percent report back to us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you mean one hundred and twenty.

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Speaker 1: And they don't put these giant boxes out on the floor.

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Speaker 1: This is something that you have to call in quarters,

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Speaker 1: so it's like a secret.

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Speaker 2: Imagine the chaos that would ensue as you walk out

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Speaker 2: with your cookies.

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Speaker 3: Everyone is going to be asking you where did you

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Speaker 3: get them? How did you get them? You're going to

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Speaker 3: be like a celet Berti.

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Speaker 1: It's totally chaos. It's just like scores of applause. As

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Speaker 1: you might check out, everybody is cheering for you. So

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Speaker 1: you are welcome for the hot tip.

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Speaker 4: This is the type of news that the listeners want

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Speaker 4: from us. Yes, really this and the sweet sound of

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Speaker 4: throats getting zapped in the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send it over to Digital.

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Speaker 3: Jake for it.

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Speaker 1: Give it to us Jake.

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Speaker 5: At first glance, you wouldn't think this room would be

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Speaker 5: full of hardened criminals, but according to the Highway Patrol,

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Speaker 5: that's exactly what we have here.

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Speaker 1: Do they count?

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Speaker 5: They count that Brooke is wanted in four counties for

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Speaker 5: using emergency vehicle lanes as her personal VIP Expressways lane

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Speaker 5: an emergency bus lane. Alexis has accidentally admitted to car

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Speaker 5: insurance frauds seven times this year alone. Nobody listens, and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey's driver's license hasn't been renewed since the Bush administration.

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Speaker 3: The first one, the first.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but your lives of reckless roadway crimes might come

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Speaker 5: in handy today as you tackle the top twenty excuses

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Speaker 5: people use.

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Speaker 3: To get out of a speeding ticket.

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Speaker 5: In another round of plenty of twenty, let's start today

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Speaker 5: with the guy who looks like the dollar store version

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Speaker 5: of NASCAR's Chase Elliott. That's young Jeffrey. Jeffrey Top twenty

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Speaker 5: excuses people used to get out of a speeding ticket.

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Speaker 1: I guess if I'm gonna steal a tip from the

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Speaker 1: movie Tommy Boy, you have to get out of your

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Speaker 1: car screaming in order to pull it off.

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Speaker 3: But the bees in the car. Be's in the car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you saw bugs or spiders in the car and

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Speaker 5: you're driving fast to get away from it. That's number

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Speaker 5: twelve on the list. Alright, Jeffrey's off the board. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I actually got my first speeding ticket ever because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I.

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Speaker 3: Told him that he didn't care. So anyways, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 3: You have to go to the bathroom. Jane, you have

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Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom. Number five on my list.

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Speaker 3: We're two for two. It's Jose's turn, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say emergency?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Then there's an emergency.

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Speaker 5: Medical emergency number two on the list.

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Speaker 3: Brook.

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Speaker 2: I hate this list, like because I have never gotten

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Speaker 2: out of a speeding ticket. The first speeding ticket I got,

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Speaker 2: I was sixteen years old. The night before I was

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Speaker 3: True story, true story.

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Speaker 2: I told the cop that and I said I'm so

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Speaker 2: sorry I was late for school, and he.

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Speaker 3: Did not care.

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Speaker 2: Balling cry still gave me a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's probably all the open bottles of beer in

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Speaker 2: Sixteen. I think I'm just gonna say I'm late for

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Speaker 2: work for school.

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Speaker 5: Late for work number four on the list. Yeah, there

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Speaker 5: are other late fours on here. Let's go back to

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey at the top of the list.

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Speaker 1: The last time I got pulled over, I was bringing

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Speaker 1: a Philly cheese steak home and I told the officer

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Speaker 1: I didn't want it to get cold and mushy by

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Speaker 1: the time I got back to ate it, so I

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Speaker 1: had to go a little quicker.

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Speaker 3: It's time sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't work, but I think it's a valid excuse.

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Speaker 3: Bringing home hot food you don't want it to get cold.

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Speaker 5: Number sixteen on the list, Alexis it is your turn.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's on there, but I think

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Speaker 3: this should is a legit excuse. When you sneeze while

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Speaker 3: you're driving. You know, I feel like you swear like

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Speaker 3: things happen when.

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Speaker 5: You sneeze, and I think you should be able to get.

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Speaker 1: To take it.

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Speaker 3: Sneeze and spent and tailgate. Anything could happen in that second.

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Speaker 3: Your wow, I'm going sneezing, Jake. Let me be clear.

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Speaker 5: You're going with just prolonged sneeze long enough to speed

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Speaker 5: and then for them to.

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Speaker 3: Pull you like three times in a row.

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Speaker 1: It was a harrowing half of a second, Jake, don't

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Speaker 1: downplay it's like an allergy attack.

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Speaker 5: Sneeze attack not on the list. I'm sorry, should try that.

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Speaker 5: Let me know if that works. You put that on

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Speaker 5: the list for next time. Jose, it's back to you.

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Speaker 3: I think to play it safe. I mean, you said

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Speaker 3: there were more late excuses, So what if it's I'm late.

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Speaker 3: I'm late for a very important date, a date.

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Speaker 5: Late for a date number seventeen on the list I'm

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Speaker 5: holding on to do you know who? I am just

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Speaker 5: below hot food? All right?

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Speaker 2: When I was in college in Montana, there was no.

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Speaker 3: Speed of it, believe it or not, even guardrails.

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Speaker 2: And I would say that a part of the reason

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Speaker 2: is because I was listening to really fast music.

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Speaker 5: Jake, Oh, listening to super fast music did not make

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Speaker 5: our list.

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Speaker 3: That totally makes you speed done.

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Alexis are out so far, We're down to

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Speaker 5: Jose and Jeffrey Jeffrey's back to you. The number one

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Speaker 5: answer is still on the board. Number one, number one, three, six,

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Speaker 5: and seven on the board.

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Speaker 1: Well, you probably should like if you're getting caught speeding,

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Speaker 1: you need to tell the officer. My dad doesn't think

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Speaker 1: that I'm manly enough, so I had this speed to

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Speaker 1: prove to him my masculinity.

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like that would actually work?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they get it, they understand he needs to

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Speaker 1: impress yourself.

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Speaker 3: Trying to win your father's love. Did not make the list.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, jeff That means Jose is the winner. Let

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Speaker 5: me go over the let's see what you guys. Miss

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Speaker 5: number one, didn't see the speed limit.

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Speaker 3: That's not it.

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Speaker 5: Oh didn't know I was speeding, just general ignorance. Number

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Speaker 5: three everyone else was going the same speed. Number six,

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Speaker 5: I'm lost and not familiar with the roads. I sped

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Speaker 5: up trying to avoid an accident. Late for an interview,

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Speaker 5: late to pick up or drop off my kid. Jose

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Speaker 5: didn't see the sign was number ten? Okay, pedometer broken,

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Speaker 5: late for court, late for the doctor.

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Speaker 3: Late to meet friends.

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Speaker 5: I'm very upset. Heading to a funeral. Oh yeah, he

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Speaker 5: missed my turner. Exit number twenty I saw there were

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Speaker 5: aliens on the news. I was listening to or Wells,

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Speaker 5: and I had to get out of town.

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Speaker 3: That was plenty of twenty, all right.

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Speaker 1: Jose is the king of police excuses, so he's gonna

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Speaker 1: choose who gets shot, and they're gonna be singing firework

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Speaker 1: by Katy Perry. Who is it, Jose, I'm gonna pick Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Alexis, because babe, you're a fee, you're work.

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Speaker 3: Show them what you're worse.

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Speaker 1: That's a shot. Got the question of the day. Phone

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Speaker 1: taps coming up in just a few minutes. Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,