Speaker 1: Bobby Transmittinglisa. Hello, welcome to Friday Show Morning Studio. Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm left handed. It's been a difficult life for me
Speaker 1: being left handed.
Speaker 2: I was reading a story about how a lot of
Speaker 2: parents will if their kids starts to be left handed,
Speaker 2: they may them be right handed. Oh, they just start
Speaker 2: going Nope, right hand, right hand, right hand. So you
Speaker 2: have kids who grow up now being right handed. But
Speaker 2: we're naturally left handed.
Speaker 3: And maybe is what happened to me.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Maybe, uh huh, just from knowing
Speaker 1: you forever, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: What what about when I golf?
Speaker 1: What about it?
Speaker 3: And when I bat left handed?
Speaker 1: What about it?
Speaker 4: Okay, and miss Kelly, the dyslexia coach that came in
Speaker 4: here and did all that stuff, she said that could
Speaker 4: have been the beginning of some of.
Speaker 3: The confusion in my brain. Wow, fair enough, just saying
Speaker 3: my dad was left handed.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's genetic. Yeah, I think it's just weird.
Speaker 1: You're just weird. You're really unlucky, you're born into it.
Speaker 1: You guys have no idea how hard it is. No,
Speaker 1: we don't. I made a list of how hard it is.
Speaker 4: Oh, whatever, you're more creative.
Speaker 1: Let's go number how many do you want? I got
Speaker 1: ten of them.
Speaker 2: Go number ten watches I like watching I'm watch guy now,
Speaker 2: But most watches are designed for right handers to wear
Speaker 2: on their left wrist, which is way less convenient for
Speaker 2: left handed people.
Speaker 1: Number nine using a can opener, Yeah good luck. That's
Speaker 1: all I wrote.
Speaker 5: Yeah good luck.
Speaker 2: It's always a side to twitch.
Speaker 1: With the wrong hand. It clicks the wrong Number eight.
Speaker 2: Writing in binders or notebooks because that those big clips
Speaker 2: in the middle, you can't even ride across it. If
Speaker 2: it's just on straight paper, fine, there's endless room, but
Speaker 2: you write with those big clips on the left side,
Speaker 2: you're screwed.
Speaker 1: Left handed. Number thank you, And you made about you
Speaker 1: at the beginning a specially that makes.
Speaker 3: It about me, making it about me, But now I'm thankful.
Speaker 1: Number seven.
Speaker 2: Eating out at a restaurant next to right handed people, Oh,
Speaker 2: you bump them.
Speaker 1: We're both over here.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to eat, they're trying to It's a constant
Speaker 2: car wreck. And they'd shame me terrible. They'll like, where'd
Speaker 2: you learn to eat?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, the same place you did, And they're
Speaker 1: like your mom and your dad and I was like, no, sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Number six, cutting with scissors. Scissors suck for left handed people.
Speaker 2: Scissors are made for right handed people. Number five people
Speaker 2: always blown away. It's the fact that I'm left handed.
Speaker 5: You know what, move along.
Speaker 1: I'm not a circus act. Am I bearded woman?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I'm left handed.
Speaker 6: But when you play sports, people are like, ooh, cool lefty,
Speaker 6: So you kind of get praised for that.
Speaker 2: They're like, look at the south paw. Hey, anybody ever
Speaker 2: tell you're throwing from the wrong side? Hey, you get
Speaker 2: constantly move alone. Number four video game controllers are built
Speaker 2: for right handed people. Most games assume the right pointer
Speaker 2: finger is what you used the most.
Speaker 1: I got news for them. My left one is.
Speaker 2: Number three, sharpie on the back of my hand or
Speaker 2: pencil on the back of my hand because my hand
Speaker 2: drags across it.
Speaker 1: Number two. Not being able to find a left handed.
Speaker 2: Baseball glove amazon right, Well, now, it's like going to
Speaker 2: the score as a kid. You had to look to
Speaker 2: every one of them you could. I couldn't find it
Speaker 2: any of them. And number one and this is the
Speaker 2: hardest of all. And you guys have no idea how
Speaker 2: hard it is. Not being able to play a song
Speaker 2: when people are passing guitars around because it's a right
Speaker 2: handed guitar. Yeah, you know, often I feel judged and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I could play a couple of songs.
Speaker 1: And you're in that scenario all the time, all the time,
Speaker 1: and then buying a left handed guitar much more expensive,
Speaker 1: harder to find.
Speaker 2: Sorry, man, there are certain people. It's a disability. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say it.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I should get a hand cap sticker. That's
Speaker 1: where it's going. You should apply see what they say.
Speaker 2: You guys have no idea how hard it is to
Speaker 2: be left handed. Like a shout out to all my
Speaker 2: left handed people out there. How about swiping credit cards?
Speaker 2: They're meant those machines are meant for right handed people.
Speaker 1: You can't do that with your.
Speaker 2: Left You can, but it's much harder now stick it
Speaker 2: in amy whoa in school, all the the desks are
Speaker 2: made for right handed people. Think about how that the
Speaker 2: little thing you can tap the credit card? No, but
Speaker 2: it's not as easy. Measuring cups. Don't get me started.
Speaker 1: You're still I think you said there were ten fourteen?
Speaker 3: No, no, no measuring No what measuring cups?
Speaker 1: The handles it's one handle.
Speaker 5: It's literally a handle in the middle of.
Speaker 2: No measurement tools are printed for right handed orientation. They're
Speaker 2: making it harder for left handed people to read them. Wow,
Speaker 2: you guys have no idea every day? I hard my
Speaker 2: life is you had no idea? Justice for lat haended people.
Speaker 2: I think we should get our special day off or something.
Speaker 7: Now we know, Oh, look there's a day, there is
Speaker 7: a let haended day, but nobody gets off.
Speaker 1: Nobody gets off.
Speaker 2: We're here coming up, Thomas Rhett will be on the show.
Speaker 2: Not left handed, anybody else in this whole show left
Speaker 2: handed I was supposed to be, but oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I feel bad.
Speaker 7: Your your your your day just pasted August thirteenth. We
Speaker 7: didn't even celebrate. Oh man, were and you're supposed to
Speaker 7: have day August thirteenth?
Speaker 1: Did' even have it?
Speaker 5: Anonymous, here's the question to be.
Speaker 2: Hello, Bobby Bones. I really like this girl. Been dating
Speaker 2: for a couple months now, so much about her. I
Speaker 2: could go on and on, but she spends a lot
Speaker 2: of her evenings going out partying, and it's become difficult
Speaker 2: for me to keep up. I know, I don't have
Speaker 2: to be with her every time she goes out, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to give her the impression that my
Speaker 2: interest in her is waning. Is it going to run
Speaker 2: things if I opt out like twenty percent of her partying, Well,
Speaker 2: that makes it seem like I'm not interested sign dating
Speaker 2: a party girl. I think you have this all wrong, man, Like,
Speaker 2: she's not gonna care if you go or not when
Speaker 2: she wants to go out all the time. But can
Speaker 2: you actually, like, do you want to be with someone
Speaker 2: who wants to go out partying all the time when
Speaker 2: you don't? So you have to also understand, bro, you're
Speaker 2: of value too. It's not about you just want to
Speaker 2: keep up and make her keep liking you. And also
Speaker 2: if she wants to go party and you want to
Speaker 2: stay home, that's cool. But a lot of times it
Speaker 2: just depending on the age. If you're twenty two, how
Speaker 2: do you answer this? It's fine, let her go party,
Speaker 2: go some If you're thirty four, it's a whole different
Speaker 2: story here. If you're thirty four and she's going out
Speaker 2: all the time and you're not, that's probably that's probably
Speaker 2: gonna be pretty consistent in her life. She loves to
Speaker 2: go out, and that's not gonna match for the most part,
Speaker 2: I think you need to reevaluate that depending on your age.
Speaker 1: But you don't need to worry about going out.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to go out, it's not gonna
Speaker 2: seem like your interest is waning. But if she goes
Speaker 2: out a whole lot and you don't like, that's all
Speaker 2: that's gonna be a thing.
Speaker 1: If you're like a real life.
Speaker 4: Adult, she's gonna catch up to you for sure, and
Speaker 4: you want to see if like, is she able to
Speaker 4: just chill with you.
Speaker 3: At home or you constantly just chasing what she's doing.
Speaker 1: And how hard is she partying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you snuck out and watch your party
Speaker 2: with you not around us, if she's making out other dudes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Not healthy.
Speaker 2: Don't recommend it, but you never know because if you're
Speaker 2: if you're going hard, who knows what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I would just say, reevaluate the situation if you're
Speaker 2: over thirty. If you're under thirty and it's like you're
Speaker 2: out of college, just figure out if you want to
Speaker 2: keep up or not. But if you're over thirty, like
Speaker 2: that ain't gonna change with her. You need to figure
Speaker 2: out if you want to be with someone. Not that
Speaker 2: what she's doing is bad, but your lifestyles are very different.
Speaker 2: All right, there you go. That's the mail back close it.
Speaker 1: Upbby Bone, Showy Lunchbocks got mad at a sausage guy
Speaker 1: at the grocery store. Remember this, Yes, Lunchbocks. For our
Speaker 1: listeners that are new to go ahead.
Speaker 7: I went to the meat counter and I got a
Speaker 7: one pound of spicy pork sausage and it was in
Speaker 7: the casing and I didn't want it in the casing.
Speaker 7: So as he was taking it off, I said, oh,
Speaker 7: by the way, could you take that out of the
Speaker 7: casing for me?
Speaker 1: And he said that would be easy. But no.
Speaker 8: When you told the story the first time, though, you
Speaker 8: were like, yo, take it out of the casing.
Speaker 1: Your hesitation has gotten kinder.
Speaker 7: However, either way, it said that would be easy, but no.
Speaker 2: So I challenged Lunchbox to go back to the same store,
Speaker 2: try with somebody different, because it could have just been
Speaker 2: a store policy.
Speaker 1: The guy may not have just been a jerk. It
Speaker 1: may not be sausage guy who's a fault here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you went back, went back and I ordered the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 7: Here we go, Can I get a pound of the
Speaker 7: spicy Italian pork sausage. Please, is there anywhere I can
Speaker 7: get that out of the casing? Did you just like
Speaker 7: cut the casing.
Speaker 5: Off for me?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Thanks man, Thanks for doing that, man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Thanks man. I appreciate you cutting that for me. Thank you,
Speaker 9: Thanks man.
Speaker 1: Thanks man.
Speaker 6: The guy.
Speaker 1: Why is this guy thanking me so much?
Speaker 5: Because I'm trying to get him to talk more? He
Speaker 5: was so quiet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he works at a meat counter, I understand,
Speaker 2: but I was trying he didn't know he's being interviewed.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get him.
Speaker 7: To say, hey, no problem, man, we wouldn't do that
Speaker 7: anytime or anything.
Speaker 1: And he was just like, yeah, I think I can
Speaker 1: do that. I feel like he even did not want
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, he said. Maybe He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. So what what's your conclusion here?
Speaker 7: My conclusion is that I do need to file a
Speaker 7: complaint and taddle on the first guy that wanted to say,
Speaker 7: oh yeah, that'd be easy.
Speaker 1: But no, do you have audio of that though? I don't?
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh man, it's my word. Verse is, But who
Speaker 7: they gonna believe customer is always right?
Speaker 1: I don't think that's policy anymore as much the customer
Speaker 1: is always right. That's like eighties.
Speaker 5: So would you agree with me? Though the first guy
Speaker 5: was a jerk.
Speaker 3: I don't think he was a jerk. I just think that.
Speaker 2: I also think how you presented it was like, yo,
Speaker 2: cut us out, and now you've changed it to being
Speaker 2: really kind. Yeah, so I think what's saying more with
Speaker 2: honey than vinegar. Yeah, the honey than vinegar, be nicer
Speaker 2: for people. They'll do nice things for you.
Speaker 1: I guy had no problem doing it. Yeah, that guy
Speaker 1: did have a problem doing it. He did it anyway, though,
Speaker 1: But it sounds like it could be a policy. And
Speaker 1: this guy was being like, you know what if.
Speaker 2: This guy no so hippy and he's doing his job,
Speaker 2: sounds like he did extra extra.
Speaker 3: He definitely did. I really think it is a policy.
Speaker 1: I do too. All Right, thank you lunch Blox, thanks
Speaker 1: for the update.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 10: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 11: Aready.
Speaker 6: Laura Aikins is a pe teacher in Pender High School
Speaker 6: in North Carolina and she has a student named Khalik.
Speaker 6: She found out that Khalik had this kidney disease where
Speaker 6: he needed a new kidney.
Speaker 1: She said, oh, man, I really want to help Collek.
Speaker 1: So let me go home.
Speaker 6: She talked to her husband, said, I really think I
Speaker 6: want to donate my kidney to Kaleik. So she goes
Speaker 6: the hospital, gets checked she is not a match. But
Speaker 6: what she found out that if she donates a kidney
Speaker 6: to a complete stranger, it'll send Khalik to the top
Speaker 6: of the list.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you really threw me because when you're like, she
Speaker 2: goes to the hospital and get checked in, not a match,
Speaker 2: not a match.
Speaker 1: It wasn't expecting that it was bad news.
Speaker 6: But then they said, you know what, there's like a
Speaker 6: voucher program where if you donate to a complete stranger,
Speaker 6: your friend Khalik could go to the top of the list.
Speaker 1: So she did.
Speaker 6: She donated her kidney to a complete stranger, and now
Speaker 6: Khalik is waiting for his kidney.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of such thing?
Speaker 2: Did you know?
Speaker 5: Did you know?
Speaker 1: You moved up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Gray's Anatomy they talk about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes there's whole chains that get created. You
Speaker 3: can't mess with it because.
Speaker 2: Everybody's so if somebody donates to a stranger and then
Speaker 2: while this person's waiting, somebody else donates to a stranger,
Speaker 2: they jump the person into like I have all these questions.
Speaker 1: Good, that's a good question. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Like
Speaker 1: what this teacher did wonderful. Yeah, one of the most
Speaker 1: humane things I've ever heard of.
Speaker 6: But it's got to be a time priority, right, Like
Speaker 6: if Laura did this first, then she's got to stay up.
Speaker 1: At the top of that list.
Speaker 2: But then if I'm on the list, if I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna donate, but there's four people waiting at the
Speaker 2: top of a list, I'm like, well, I'm gonna hold
Speaker 2: I am I gonna do it now, wait.
Speaker 5: Till Yeah, but it is different, so it may not
Speaker 5: match with the person the.
Speaker 1: Point then I want to It's a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Give me the fourth thing, way too much about it.
Speaker 1: We just love this teacher. This what's your name again?
Speaker 1: Her name is Laura Aikins. Sake and draw someome That's
Speaker 1: what it's all about.
Speaker 5: That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave with this fun fact.
Speaker 2: In the original version of Sleeping Beauty, the prince doesn't
Speaker 2: kiss her to wake her up. He actually impregnates her
Speaker 2: and she wakes up when the child is born. I not.
Speaker 5: How they want to soften that up.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and wake me up to.
Speaker 2: Wow, when was the original written his way before the
Speaker 2: one we saw on TV? That's why old, that's some good.
Speaker 2: That is a creeper, I'd say. Looked to his computer
Speaker 2: for other STLF. They didn't have any huters back then. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: mon fact Friday, Amy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 4: We are more creative in the shower. So if you've
Speaker 4: ever felt like ideas come to you when you're taking
Speaker 4: a shower, it's because warm water increases the flow of dopamine,
Speaker 4: which makes you more creative.
Speaker 3: So that's why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I come with a lot of
Speaker 2: great ideas in the shower, but then I don't have
Speaker 2: anything to write them down on because it's.
Speaker 1: Wet in there, and not forget them. That's a good boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, lunchbox, Oh.
Speaker 7: My goodness, guys, I got a shout out of this
Speaker 7: guy Mickey. He told me this fun fact. I thought
Speaker 7: it was not true. I looked it up. It's true.
Speaker 7: In two thousand and four, Dave Matthews Band, the you know,
Speaker 7: the you know really Freshman.
Speaker 1: No, that's not the right band. Dave Matthews Band like so.
Speaker 2: Much to say, so much to say, so much to
Speaker 2: say so much just say no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no whatever. No, but you did a song from a
Speaker 2: one hit wonder. The herd Pipe Dave Matthews band is
Speaker 2: like Falck and Roll Hall of Fame, like that type
Speaker 2: of worthy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, my fault.
Speaker 7: They were driving in Chicago and they were going over
Speaker 7: one of those bridges that has like holes in it,
Speaker 7: and the bus driver decided, you know what, we have
Speaker 7: eight hundred pounds of human waste on here.
Speaker 1: Let's get rid of it.
Speaker 5: He releases it into the river.
Speaker 7: Only problem is a sightseeing tour bus is driving under
Speaker 7: the bridge and the people were sitting.
Speaker 5: On the bus and they got dowsed in.
Speaker 1: Remember this is a real story story, dude, except for
Speaker 1: the freshman part.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, you thought, oh, you know, I just dump
Speaker 7: it in the Chicago river or whatever, and they got
Speaker 7: so wow and they ended up having to pay a
Speaker 7: lot of money and fines. And I mean that is bananas.
Speaker 7: When we were at the brewery and Mickey told me,
Speaker 7: I was like, that's not real.
Speaker 1: I don't even Mickey is a shoutout, Micky, Yeah, shot
Speaker 1: out Mickey, Eddie.
Speaker 6: So if you took all your arteries and veins out
Speaker 6: of your body and stretched him out, it would be
Speaker 6: over one hundred thousand miles long.
Speaker 1: One hundred thousand miles. Yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 6: You look at your body, You're like, there's no way,
Speaker 6: but they're so tangled up in our body that if
Speaker 6: we stretched it all out, it'd be over one hundred
Speaker 6: thousand miles long, one thousand miles.
Speaker 1: Hey, my friend Mickey told me that seems classic Morgan.
Speaker 3: Is everybody here like Ketchup?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah. If you don't like it, lunchbox no Ketchup, Nope, weird.
Speaker 2: My wife never has never eaten economy and ever in
Speaker 2: her life, and I thought that was weird.
Speaker 1: But ketchup is like the most universally beloved Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 12: Well, lunchboxs you would have been screwed in the eighteen
Speaker 12: hundreds because ketchup was once sold as a medicine. In
Speaker 12: eighteen thirties, it was believed ketchup could cure diarrhea, indigestion,
Speaker 12: and even johndice.
Speaker 3: So it was like the pepto bismol.
Speaker 2: Not sure it still can't though, we don't know, just
Speaker 2: not marketed as that anymore. There's a common myth that's
Speaker 2: the word X mess when you see Xmas for Christmas
Speaker 2: is a way to emphasize religious tradition, but that's actually
Speaker 2: the opposite of what Xmas is. So people will say
Speaker 2: you're taking the crist at of Christmas. But the term
Speaker 2: actually dates back to Christian churches where the X and
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. X stands for Chi, which was Christ, so
Speaker 2: it's an abbreviation for Christ in Greek. The suffix m
Speaker 2: as is Latin for Mass, so they both kreated suffix
Speaker 2: meant christ Mass. But now you will see people going, oh,
Speaker 2: you take to Christ out of Christmas. That's just actually
Speaker 2: no knowledge of what the tradition is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell them about this fun fact when they say.
Speaker 2: That, yeah, and then tell him aout sleeping beauty right
Speaker 2: after that. That'll go, well, hit him with the right,
Speaker 2: then the left, holy Man, and.
Speaker 1: One other one.
Speaker 2: One month before Seinfeld started, Jason Alexander, who played George,
Speaker 2: who was like crazy George does anything. He actually won
Speaker 2: a Tony for Best Leading Actor in a Musical for
Speaker 2: Jerome Robbins on Broadway, like such a highly respected, touted
Speaker 2: Broadway star before he went on Seinfeld and became Georgia.
Speaker 1: Stanze like dumb George.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a podcast called in the Vets Office with
Speaker 2: Doctor Josie and Taylor Lawan is on it. Taylan is
Speaker 2: the wife of Taylor Lawan who played in the NFL
Speaker 2: for a long time. And Taylor they had a chicken
Speaker 2: coop and she was talking about how sick she got
Speaker 2: from cleaning the chicken coop without a mask on here.
Speaker 11: Because I didn't know you're supposed to bear like a
Speaker 11: mask respirator. I got myself so sick. Really, Oh yeah,
Speaker 11: Like what were your symptoms? I was like, I think
Speaker 11: I started the new Avian flu.
Speaker 3: It's not okay, you were patient.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 3: I was cleaning my own chicken coop.
Speaker 2: And they have chickens and they have goats, and the
Speaker 2: goats started dying because of goat herpies.
Speaker 1: Whoa left hear.
Speaker 11: It goat herpes. They got it from a sheep. They
Speaker 11: could get it from a sheep, but they can't get
Speaker 11: it from each other. But there's no telling if they
Speaker 11: all have it.
Speaker 4: Once they're infected, they have it for life and it
Speaker 4: lays latent and then it'll flare up like just randomly
Speaker 4: and they can die from it.
Speaker 1: So like in life, watch out for those sheep. They
Speaker 1: need protection.
Speaker 2: Just watch out for the sheep that's called in the
Speaker 2: vet's office with doctor Josie.
Speaker 1: Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 4: All right, it's never too early to plan what Halloween
Speaker 4: costumes you want for this year, and Entertainment Tonight put
Speaker 4: together a list of the best couple's costumes for twenty
Speaker 4: twenty four.
Speaker 1: Salt and Pepper, Mushroom Ketcha, Burt and Ernie does still
Speaker 1: make it?
Speaker 3: They're not on there? Go ahead, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That was a good one last year too,
Speaker 1: I think right because they together.
Speaker 2: Then oh, you just Wren eighty seven Jersey to Bondwig,
Speaker 2: but then you switch it up though you have heard
Speaker 2: Dough the eighty seven, but he does the blond way.
Speaker 4: That's funny ya Beetlejuice and Lydia, Yes, because it's coming back.
Speaker 1: What's the name Jenny Ortega?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah? What else?
Speaker 3: Dead pull and Wolverine.
Speaker 1: That's dedication. That's a lot of costume.
Speaker 3: Penelope and Colin from Bridgerton.
Speaker 1: I've never watched Bridgerton, not a hater.
Speaker 3: And Cleopatra and mar Campany.
Speaker 1: Not new, Yeah, as old as Salt and Pepper, they're.
Speaker 3: One of the top ones.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So if you're someone that swipes through a
Speaker 4: lot of videos because you're bored, and you're just like,
Speaker 4: you know, flipping through on social media and you just swipe, swipe, swipe,
Speaker 4: it's actually making you more bored.
Speaker 1: You know another costume you could do, now that you
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 2: You can have somebody with a tiny micro phone coming
Speaker 2: out of their phone and you could put a blonde
Speaker 2: wig on and they're like, what are you and you
Speaker 2: go and you lean to the microphone.
Speaker 1: You'll houk to a spin on that thing. Oh that's great.
Speaker 2: Because the guy was doing the phone interview, I hadn't
Speaker 2: seen that, but that would be funny. No one would
Speaker 2: know what it was. You'd have to act it out
Speaker 2: every time, like what are you guys? And then he
Speaker 2: has the cable out of his phone and leans it
Speaker 2: and she goes, hog do I spending that thing all night? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good one. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: No, she she relates that because she was a viral
Speaker 4: video on social media, some people probably swipe through her.
Speaker 1: No, what are you talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about digital switching when you're on social media.
Speaker 4: This is what it's called if you're just swiping through
Speaker 4: videos because you're bored, but you're not watching videos through
Speaker 4: through its completion.
Speaker 2: It's today's flipping the channels. Yeah, because I would just
Speaker 2: flip channels. It wouldn't matter if there are some good
Speaker 2: on or not. I wouldn't stop him flipping flip flip,
Speaker 2: flip flip Judge, Judy.
Speaker 1: Court, and so that would happen. That's now, just do
Speaker 1: it on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Well Talker did a whole study about it, and they
Speaker 4: said that watching short snippets of videos and then swing
Speaker 4: through them or fast forwarding increases your boredom. So if
Speaker 4: you're bored, watch the whole video, and they say it's
Speaker 4: more satisfying, engaging, and meaningful.
Speaker 2: I can agree with that even back in the day,
Speaker 2: because I would just get angrier that I was bored
Speaker 2: because there were so many channels and I didn't want
Speaker 2: to stop on any of them. So yeah, I get it,
Speaker 2: But it's that's today's flipping the channels.
Speaker 1: By what else?
Speaker 3: I've got some facts about Laneie Wilson.
Speaker 1: You may be facts. Let's go.
Speaker 4: When she was nine years old, her mom bought her
Speaker 4: a pair of blue leopard print bell bottoms, and she's
Speaker 4: joked that since then, she doesn't think anyone's ever seen
Speaker 4: her inkles. Okay, when she was Hannah Montana, she would
Speaker 4: impersonate her on the weekends at parties. She would make
Speaker 4: four hundred dollars a gig and sometimes they would even
Speaker 4: let her sing her own songs.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money. That's an impersonator, Like, that's
Speaker 2: four hundred bucks a show. That's more than some artists
Speaker 2: make now that are doing it as a career.
Speaker 1: Okay, what else?
Speaker 4: Landy lived in a camper van when she was first
Speaker 4: trying to make it in Nashville, and she said when
Speaker 4: a big storm would come in, she thought she was
Speaker 4: going to get blown away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, moved here, had nowhere to livet So she lived
Speaker 1: in a camper.
Speaker 4: And another fact about that as Luke Combs would actually
Speaker 4: go visit her in her trailer and they would write songs.
Speaker 2: They they smell out time together. They moved to town
Speaker 2: to right right now. I just felt, lady will be
Speaker 2: on the show Lenny right song.
Speaker 1: Yes, Lady will be here money.
Speaker 4: And the last one fact is Laney has a no
Speaker 4: tongue rule for kissing on screen.
Speaker 1: Why absolutely? Hi?
Speaker 3: Amy that's my file.
Speaker 1: That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 10: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 4: How much Box.
Speaker 7: There's three guys in Cincinnati that just got out of prison.
Speaker 7: They spent a combined forty four years in prison for
Speaker 7: crimes they didn't commit, and they're having a hard time
Speaker 7: adjusting back to society. You know, they didn't feel comfortable,
Speaker 7: they felt, you know, unsure themselves. You know, their teeth
Speaker 7: were a little messed up because the dental care is
Speaker 7: not that great in prison. So there's a dentist office
Speaker 7: in Cincinnati said, hey, we're going to fix your teeth
Speaker 7: for free. That way you feel confident, you feel good
Speaker 7: about yourself. So they went in little here there fix
Speaker 7: their teeth for free.
Speaker 2: If you go to prison and you didn't do the crime,
Speaker 2: it's a million dollars a year for auld.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I would do. I don't know
Speaker 1: where we gett the money.
Speaker 4: And then you don't have to and also you have
Speaker 4: to pay for anything.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's a million dollars.
Speaker 2: Ye an, you get your million a year and don't
Speaker 2: wait at a restaurant. No, no, all that you can
Speaker 2: pay the Yeah, yeah, you get a million bucks a
Speaker 2: year and go try to have a decent life, even
Speaker 2: though the one thing that you can't duplicate, time was
Speaker 2: taken from you. So that one of these conventions R
Speaker 2: n C, DNC I would get out.
Speaker 1: So I'd say, that's good. Everybody's been in jail for crime.
Speaker 1: They didn't commit.
Speaker 2: A million dollars a year, that's what you get. And
Speaker 2: everybody like, how do we get the money from taxes?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. Turn the music off, I
Speaker 1: walk off. Figure it out. Yeah, you guys figured it out.
Speaker 1: I just say the crap. That sucks.
Speaker 2: I'm glad they got dental care, but that sucks. They
Speaker 2: weren't jailed for something they didn't do. All right, that's
Speaker 2: a good story. Well part of it was good.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: Million dollars a year, that's what I would say. All right,
Speaker 1: that's what it's all about.
Speaker 5: That was tell me something good.
Speaker 2: I'd like to say to our listeners never ever ever
Speaker 2: take financial advice from us.
Speaker 1: We know nothing. We do stupid stuff. We know nothing.
Speaker 2: I just want to say that before I play this voicemail.
Speaker 2: We know nothing, No go ahead.
Speaker 3: In March of twenty twenty, Ray told us to.
Speaker 1: Buy a Royal Caribbean stock. I bought ten shares at
Speaker 1: twenty three dollars and twenty nine cents.
Speaker 11: Today, those ten shares are worth one thousand, five hundred
Speaker 11: eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: And eighty cents.
Speaker 3: That's a five hundred and seventy eight percent increase in
Speaker 3: my shares. Thanks Ray, Mundo, great job.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, don't listen to us for
Speaker 2: now on because what because Ray has predicted the greatest
Speaker 2: stock in the history of the Boybone Show and said that.
Speaker 1: I just don't people to think we know we're talking
Speaker 1: about big win. Ray though, like respect, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's that much, but I got tipped off.
Speaker 2: I got a buddy who lives in Miami said, cruise,
Speaker 2: they're going to be through the race.
Speaker 1: He lives near the waters. Like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You had agrisk bag because that raise our new money out. No, Hello,
Speaker 2: the video is better than that.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 2: I looked, it's not five hundred and eighty five percent
Speaker 2: of however, Ray, good job, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's do the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4: Why can't you ever argue with a ninety degree angle
Speaker 4: because they're always right.
Speaker 1: That's true. That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 2: I have no video it's up one because it took
Speaker 2: a big tumble.
Speaker 1: And what was world World Caribbean? I like five hundred,
Speaker 1: it's a little different.
Speaker 10: On the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Thomas Rhett his new album is out today. When you
Speaker 2: do a new record, it's do you try to always
Speaker 2: present a slightly new version of yourself or is it
Speaker 2: as you're a different person because you've actually matured with
Speaker 2: age and experience and it just comes out a new
Speaker 2: person of yourself, like a version Maybe both.
Speaker 13: I mean, I feel like I try to write you
Speaker 13: know where I'm at in life, and I think right
Speaker 13: now I'm in a fun season of life, like all
Speaker 13: my kids are in school for the first time ever,
Speaker 13: and so I feel like Lauren and I just kind
Speaker 13: of are freer these days. And so I think I
Speaker 13: think whatever I'm kind of going through in life sort
Speaker 13: of translates to music. But I think when it comes
Speaker 13: to making records, I feel like it's always trying to
Speaker 13: be progressive while remaining authentic.
Speaker 2: The album is about a woman, and we're going to
Speaker 2: play some songs as we talk, But Ray, would you give.
Speaker 1: Me an overdrive?
Speaker 13: I would say that This song is a pretty accurate
Speaker 13: story of my high school days. If you will, do
Speaker 13: you have your Do you have your first truck that
Speaker 13: you ever drove? Anybody have that.
Speaker 12: Burn?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yours? I do.
Speaker 10: I bought it back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember when you did that.
Speaker 10: I bought it back. And so I just I don't know.
Speaker 13: When I hear this song, I smell, you know, Abercrombie
Speaker 13: and fitched fierce. Immediately I go straight back to like
Speaker 13: nineties two thousand's all rock, and I just I don't know.
Speaker 13: I just can envision myself going to pick up Lauren
Speaker 13: in that truck, And I don't know. I love nostalgia,
Speaker 13: Like I'm a sucker for cheesy high school football films
Speaker 13: and you know, things that take me back to younger years,
Speaker 13: and so this kind of checks all those boxes for me.
Speaker 1: When you and Lauren were first dating.
Speaker 2: Because I saw the picture that one of you guys
Speaker 2: had posted recently, it was like at a football game. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's been posted a couple of times. Yeah, sure, did
Speaker 2: you guys say hourdly, we know we're gonna get married.
Speaker 2: We're so in love? Because I'm sure that cycled in
Speaker 2: and out. But was that always the thing?
Speaker 10: With you two for her, no for me? Did you
Speaker 10: say that to her like as a kid, don't? I
Speaker 10: don't think.
Speaker 13: So we dated a little bit when we were like
Speaker 13: sixteen years old, and you know, dated other people for
Speaker 13: a long we didn't really get back together until we
Speaker 13: were like twenty one twenty two.
Speaker 2: When you were dating at sixteen, though, did you feel
Speaker 2: like this is the person I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 10: I mean I probably thought about it, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that just it just feels like, in hindsight, you
Speaker 2: guys have always been together.
Speaker 13: Even I mean we kind of even when we were
Speaker 13: dating other people, we actually still double dated together.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, you mean you went out like we.
Speaker 10: Always remained really good friends.
Speaker 13: And so if I was dating somebody else and she
Speaker 13: was dating somebody else, we would go to the movie together,
Speaker 13: like go to Sonic together, like you know, do the things.
Speaker 13: We always remained like really close.
Speaker 1: Sounds a bit fish.
Speaker 4: Whatever girl you had with you how to be like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, she's totally into the other ground There was.
Speaker 13: There was a long time period where I seriously did
Speaker 13: I completely had blocked it out of my mind. But
Speaker 13: I think like later on, when I turned like you know,
Speaker 13: sophomore junior in college. I was just like, man, you know,
Speaker 13: but I kind of thought she was going to get
Speaker 13: married to somebody else. And we actually see both of
Speaker 13: these people on a regular basis. Like the girl, the
Speaker 13: girl that I dated, I see her at church every
Speaker 13: Sunday and uh. And one of the guys or one
Speaker 13: of the one of the guys that Lauren dated, he
Speaker 13: comes to all of our like Halloween parties, Christmas parties,
Speaker 13: all the stuff. So we see a lot more of
Speaker 13: like the people that Lauren dated than I dated.
Speaker 10: So probably shows to her character. She probably dated better
Speaker 10: people than me.
Speaker 2: You guys have been together even married for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how does she feel when you create something new and
Speaker 2: you bring it home and you're like, check out.
Speaker 1: This song.
Speaker 2: Because it's even for my wife, And I say, my
Speaker 2: wife loves me and supports me in every way. Sure,
Speaker 2: And we were talking about my wife doesn't listen to
Speaker 2: the show. She just does not care. She's like I
Speaker 2: live with the show for sure, So I would say
Speaker 2: I would say it's similar. I think like early on
Speaker 2: she was with me a ton, like before we got married.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 13: Lauren graduated as a nurse from the university of Tennessee,
Speaker 13: and when we were going into marriage counseling, our counselor
Speaker 13: was like, I think y'all just need to like really
Speaker 13: be together your first year of marriage. And so she
Speaker 13: was with me, like with you know, seven other dudes
Speaker 13: on the bus. And back then we were playing like
Speaker 13: two hundred and eighty three hundred and something plus shows.
Speaker 13: So I mean she got a full feel like twenty twelve,
Speaker 13: twenty thirteen on the road.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I used to play her like every.
Speaker 13: Song that I would write, And now I don't even
Speaker 13: really play her demos anymore. I wait till they're finished
Speaker 13: because Lauren gets like severe demo demo ad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I remember when I wrote Die Happy Man. I played
Speaker 13: her the demo and then we went to the studio
Speaker 13: to cut it. She's like, I hate this.
Speaker 10: Version, and I was like, well, I can't.
Speaker 13: Put two am you know bus vocal out on the radio.
Speaker 13: But anyway, I've gotten to the point where I'll finish
Speaker 13: the record now and then I'll play it all four So.
Speaker 2: What about this record sonically musically than people's ears?
Speaker 1: Are they going to feel a bit different?
Speaker 10: Man? I worked with a different producer on this project.
Speaker 10: I don't sure if you.
Speaker 2: Explain what that because again I think we all know
Speaker 2: we're in that world of what a producer even.
Speaker 10: Is for sure?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 10: That's kind of all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what does that mean when you say work
Speaker 2: with a new producer? How does that affect you and
Speaker 2: what you're doing while you're in there.
Speaker 13: I think that different producers use, you know, different sounds,
Speaker 13: They come from different backgrounds, their influencers are different, and
Speaker 13: so on this record, Dan Huff remained a constant on
Speaker 13: this project.
Speaker 10: But my buddy Julian Benetta.
Speaker 13: I don't know if you think you know that Julian,
Speaker 13: but he started, you know, maybe fifteen twenty years ago,
Speaker 13: and his first big project that he worked on was
Speaker 13: like the One Direction albums, and so like grew grew
Speaker 13: up in La, did the whole La thing. And now
Speaker 13: this year he produced my record, produced the Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 13: record and the Teddy Swims project. And so I feel
Speaker 13: like his ability to kind of shift in between like
Speaker 13: all those different things, while having the wealth of knowledge
Speaker 13: that he has, he kind of just came in and
Speaker 13: like challenged me in a bunch of different ways musically, lyrically, sonically.
Speaker 2: A challenge, like he if you have something that you like,
Speaker 2: and he's like, does he say, I think that can
Speaker 2: be better? Like do you allow someone to challenge you?
Speaker 13: Like, oh, dude, hundred percent. We do this thing called
Speaker 13: the firing squad with each other. So me and him
Speaker 13: and the cold people will sit around. I don't know
Speaker 13: if y'all do this, but you should. We sit around
Speaker 13: and we just pass the you know, the little speaker
Speaker 13: around and we just play songs and we absolutely go
Speaker 13: hard in the paint on what we either like or
Speaker 13: can't stand about the song. So I feel like in
Speaker 13: this right like every single song went through so many
Speaker 13: rounds of like why do you like this? Why do
Speaker 13: you not like this? I love the first verse, I
Speaker 13: hate the second verse. The bridge could be better. So
Speaker 13: I think having the time this go around, because I
Speaker 13: had such a light touring year this year, it allowed
Speaker 13: me to kind of like keep going back over to
Speaker 13: Julian's house in tweaking melody and tweaking verses. And I've
Speaker 13: never done that before. It's kind of always been like, well,
Speaker 13: the song is done, that's what it's going to be.
Speaker 13: A lot of these songs went through a bunch of
Speaker 13: different rounds of just like fixing and tweaking until we
Speaker 13: both felt like it was right.
Speaker 2: So will you ever sing? And somebody like Julian or
Speaker 2: whomeever you trust, is like, do it again? That is
Speaker 2: not it and you're like, no, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: like and they push you and then maybe you hit
Speaker 2: a spot, a new spot, or maybe you have to
Speaker 2: chase the place you don't feel comfortable and does that happen?
Speaker 13: It happened a lot on this project, cause I feel
Speaker 13: like I've really found my voice and I feel like
Speaker 13: I know how I sing.
Speaker 10: But he challenged me in a bunch of.
Speaker 13: Different ways on this record, like on Boots, which is
Speaker 13: like I think track maybe twelve or twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 13: I think I told you this the other night, but
Speaker 13: I sang it like me and he was just like,
Speaker 13: I feel like your vocal is boring. And I was like,
Speaker 13: what do you mean to do? And he was like,
Speaker 13: I just want you to channel Elvis and Dwight Yoakam
Speaker 13: right here, even if we don't use it, I just
Speaker 13: want to hear what it sounds like. And so I
Speaker 13: did it as a joke and then I started living
Speaker 13: with that and all of a sudden, it became so
Speaker 13: much more cooler. It just became cooler to me because
Speaker 13: it was almost like I was playing a character for
Speaker 13: the first time. I want a song like Can't Love
Speaker 13: You Anymore? Like I always sing really full voice, and
Speaker 13: he challenged me to singing kind of like this weird
Speaker 13: not whisper but not yelling kind of voice. And so
Speaker 13: I feel like I felt like on a lot of
Speaker 13: the tracks on this record, he kind of encouraged me
Speaker 13: to kind of sing differently on a lot of different things,
Speaker 13: to kind of just keep making the record interesting as
Speaker 13: you went down down the project.
Speaker 1: So ray I want to hear a love bit of
Speaker 1: Boots that he was talking about.
Speaker 13: Could have easily gone in there and just gone okay
Speaker 13: to talk to the session players. Let's record a nineties
Speaker 13: honky talk down in the song and I'll sing it
Speaker 13: like me. But then you start tweaking and you kind
Speaker 13: of get more into this like rockabilly land, and then
Speaker 13: compaired with like this, you know, kind of like easy top,
Speaker 13: like a hole, you know, like just kind of just
Speaker 13: getting just more into into the song, and and uh,
Speaker 13: it just made it so much more interesting to me.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna play which is the song that the
Speaker 2: record is kind of named after about a woman. So
Speaker 2: give me a little something here before I go into this,
Speaker 2: Like what's I don't know when I talk about that?
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you say with a.
Speaker 10: Song something by a woman? Yeah?
Speaker 13: I feel like it is the song maybe I think
Speaker 13: something bout a woman in Boots? Are the ones that
Speaker 13: feel like the most left of center songs on the project. Really,
Speaker 13: I feel like they do. And if you know me,
Speaker 13: like I'm a giant like Rolling Rolling Stones fan, like
Speaker 13: big Steely Dan fan, and and I feel like I
Speaker 13: was trying to channel my inner MiG Jagger on this track.
Speaker 13: We wrote this song at like two o'clock in the
Speaker 13: morning on the road, and once we had finished it,
Speaker 13: I was like, I don't know where this goes, Like
Speaker 13: does it go on this project? Does it come as
Speaker 13: a one off? And the more I listen to it,
Speaker 13: the more it just kind of became my favorite thing.
Speaker 13: It's the one that when I sit down with a
Speaker 13: guitar or it's like the first thing I start playing.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna play it. Now, Here's something about a woman.
Speaker 2: Thomas Ht's here. He's got an album out that's called
Speaker 2: about a woman. It's out today, Go go stream it,
Speaker 2: save it and then stream it later. You can't even
Speaker 2: stream it right now, Save it right now, and then
Speaker 2: stream it later on the.
Speaker 10: Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1: Now, Thomas Rhett. When you record an album, do you
Speaker 1: do it all?
Speaker 2: And like you go and you lock yourself in a
Speaker 2: studio for four days? Is it different every time you do?
Speaker 2: Sometimes it take months? Like this record, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you record all the track?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand how this works.
Speaker 13: Yeah, this record was obviously was different than any record
Speaker 13: I've ever done. During COVID, I taught myself how to
Speaker 13: like record my vocal at my house, and so I
Speaker 13: feel like when I would used to go record songs,
Speaker 13: it would always be like, Okay, we're gonna block seven
Speaker 13: days to go to your producer's house or to the
Speaker 13: studio into a gajillion takes of a song and whatever.
Speaker 13: But I kind of felt like doing it in my studio,
Speaker 13: like in my basement at home, Like I just feel
Speaker 13: like I could try more without anyone watching, And so
Speaker 13: I would just like literally just compile, compile and compile,
Speaker 13: and then I would shoot it over to Julian and
Speaker 13: he would do all the comping, Like when you sing
Speaker 13: a song like ten times in a row, you kind
Speaker 13: of like go through and you get you kind of
Speaker 13: get to pick the best pieces of the verse or
Speaker 13: get the you know, pick the best pieces of the chorus.
Speaker 13: And so I could never comp my vocal. I would
Speaker 13: I would go absolutely crazy doing that, but there are
Speaker 13: some people that are so good at it. But yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean we would go in and track, you know,
Speaker 13: with a live band, and we would take kind of
Speaker 13: the raw pieces of it and kind of we did
Speaker 13: mostly subtracting, which is interesting because I always feel like
Speaker 13: in my music, I'm I'm one of those people that
Speaker 13: just always likes to add and add and add. You know,
Speaker 13: if there's two part harmony, let's make it four, you
Speaker 13: know what I mean. And I feel like Julian and
Speaker 13: Dan did a good job on this record. It really
Speaker 13: just like subtracting, so kind of just taking the bones
Speaker 13: and just making what needed to be there stay there.
Speaker 13: So I feel like there's on this record there's more
Speaker 13: space than there's ever been on my projects, which kind
Speaker 13: of terrified me in a way because space freaks me out,
Speaker 13: Like even when I'm playing shows. If like we end
Speaker 13: a song and like my drummer has to change his
Speaker 13: snare drum er, we have like guitar changes whatever.
Speaker 10: I start to panic.
Speaker 13: Because I feel like we just need to get into
Speaker 13: the next song as fast as humanly possible. But I've
Speaker 13: kind of learned how to embrace the space on this project.
Speaker 2: So do you ever hear any flaws in your old records?
Speaker 2: That's your fault? I mean yeah, like and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I can't believe that five records ago, Like
Speaker 2: I missed that a little. Do you ever hear that
Speaker 2: or purposely leave a flaw in? Because I can think
Speaker 2: of a couple of famous songs, oh yeah, not even yours,
Speaker 2: like a James Blunt You're beautiful at that beginning part.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh kolbe kala hey can you count me in?
Speaker 2: There are a lot of those little any of that
Speaker 2: on your records where they either left it.
Speaker 13: I've always I've always really loved flaw on albums, like
Speaker 13: I think probably my favorite reference would be like one
Speaker 13: of the first couple Led Zeppelin albums, like John Bonham
Speaker 13: is the reason I ever wanted to play drums, and
Speaker 13: so like when you listen to those records, you can
Speaker 13: hear his like kick drum pedal squeaking, you know, in
Speaker 13: the microphone or whatever, and today you would you would
Speaker 13: be able to just like take that out. But I
Speaker 13: think I think flaw is what makes you human, you
Speaker 13: know what I'm saying. And so there's definitely sometimes when
Speaker 13: I listen down to a vocal or like my voice
Speaker 13: cracked or my voice broke, but it.
Speaker 2: I got a record though, that made it, and you
Speaker 2: didn't catch it until it's like fully produced.
Speaker 13: No, because I listened to these songs way too many
Speaker 13: times not to catch that stuff. But I think I
Speaker 13: definitely look back at records and I go, man, that
Speaker 13: record could have done without five or six of those songs.
Speaker 10: You know what I mean?
Speaker 13: Because I do think we kind of live in an
Speaker 13: age where it's like more is better all the time,
Speaker 13: content music, whatever, and so like on this record, like
Speaker 13: even just putting fourteen songs on this project freaked me
Speaker 13: out because I was like, everybody is putting a gajillion
Speaker 13: songs on their project and they're releasing like three projects
Speaker 13: a year. But yeah, I definitely look back at my
Speaker 13: older records and I'm like, man, those could have easily
Speaker 13: been eleven songs and not eighteen.
Speaker 1: There's song I think of. Were you a Nirvana fan ever?
Speaker 10: Yes, but not miss you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 10: I was a Nirvana fan, but probably not as big
Speaker 10: as you were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's big. I'm obviously a little older too.
Speaker 2: But there's a song Pollie where it's like Polly says
Speaker 2: her back hurts, but he jumps in. He should have
Speaker 2: waited four and he jumped in it two. And I
Speaker 2: listened to the producer who was in Garbage, who is
Speaker 2: very famous producer, and he was talking about how he
Speaker 2: just jumped in early and they left it in like
Speaker 2: I love sure those instances of it just seems normal now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure, hear these famous songs, but they left like, well.
Speaker 13: Those are the things, those are the things that you
Speaker 13: can't wait to, like scream at a concert, you know
Speaker 13: what I'm saying. Yeah, like a hidden tracks used to
Speaker 13: be a rad thing. It was like, I don't I
Speaker 13: don't know that that our generation has the capacity to
Speaker 13: wait sixty seconds after the last song is over.
Speaker 2: And we would see now how long a song is
Speaker 2: and it would end a three and be like, why
Speaker 2: is this track seven minutes? Because I remember like hard
Speaker 2: Candy from County Crows on the last I would hold
Speaker 2: down this fast forwards on the CD, right, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then they would hear oh no said and it was
Speaker 2: Joni Mitchell and it ended up later being them with
Speaker 2: the Vanessa Carlton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, paved Parod. I used to put up that was
Speaker 1: the hidden track, and I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: coolest thing ever.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hidden tracks were so legit, we need to bring
Speaker 2: them back. What about like backward masking? You ever hear
Speaker 2: about that where you play the song backwards and people
Speaker 2: would be like, you'd hear this, you'd hear and people
Speaker 2: be like, I swear he just said, the Devil's wearing jeans.
Speaker 1: The Devil's wearing jeens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you listen to? Whenever not new, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna put you there. But when it's you just are
Speaker 2: going to like relax. If you're like grill out in
Speaker 2: the back and you got to put something on that
Speaker 2: you love, but you don't have to spend a lot
Speaker 2: of attention to like what is your what's your songs?
Speaker 1: What's your music? Man?
Speaker 10: I'm kind of an old soul.
Speaker 13: I feel like when we're like cooking at the house
Speaker 13: or whatever, I'm a I just put on Frank Sinatra radio.
Speaker 13: There's something about the fifties. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 13: but it it puts me in a very joyous mood.
Speaker 13: So fifties music, I think, or yacht rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, when the big ballads come on
Speaker 2: yacht rock, that's pretty fun stuff, pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: Do you guys go to Africa?
Speaker 10: We did. We were there for three weeks.
Speaker 1: How long is that flight?
Speaker 10: Which one?
Speaker 13: I mean my family went over to London to try
Speaker 13: to adapt at the time with all my kids and
Speaker 13: I flew from Denver to London, London to Dubai, Dubai
Speaker 13: down to Uganda and so all in all, it's it's
Speaker 13: about a thirty six hour travel day.
Speaker 10: Yeah wow.
Speaker 13: And coming back Dubai to Washington, d C. Is a
Speaker 13: fifteen hour straight flight. And we did that with four kids.
Speaker 1: And what do you do while you're there for three weeks?
Speaker 1: Was it your daughter's first time?
Speaker 10: D Yeah, it was. We kind of did half and
Speaker 10: a half.
Speaker 13: So my wife is on the board of this organization
Speaker 13: called Love One International, and for the last like five
Speaker 13: or six years they've been raising money to build this
Speaker 13: center in this little town about five hours north of Kampala,
Speaker 13: which is the capital. So we went over there for
Speaker 13: the grand opening of that and it was amazing. But yeah,
Speaker 13: watching wille Gray go back to Uganda for the first time.
Speaker 13: It's been eight years now, it was one of the
Speaker 13: most special moments as a dad that I've ever experienced.
Speaker 2: When you wrote Mamma's House, because you wrote that with Morgan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how did that come up as a topic? Did someone
Speaker 2: come in to go, let's write about a mamma or
Speaker 2: did that organically just come about in conversation.
Speaker 13: That was the first time I ever wrote with Morgan.
Speaker 13: It was on Zoom during COVID. It was me and
Speaker 13: him and Josh Thompson and a guy named Matt Dragson,
Speaker 13: and we actually had written another song. I don't even
Speaker 13: remember what it was called, but I remember almost getting
Speaker 13: off the zoom thinking like we just wrote the worst
Speaker 13: song ever. And Morgan randomly gets a phone call from
Speaker 13: his grandmama and you can hear it in the very
Speaker 13: beginning of the track, like that was like live audio
Speaker 13: from that session. And he got back and I was like, man,
Speaker 13: I didn't know you had a mamma that was from
Speaker 13: East Tennessee because I've got a mama from me Tennessee,
Speaker 13: and we started talking about the way that we were
Speaker 13: raised and all this kind of stuff, and so we
Speaker 13: were just like, let's write a song about our grandparents,
Speaker 13: kind of honestly thinking this is never going to see
Speaker 13: the light of day. And it didn't for like four years,
Speaker 13: and then yeah, it came out and turns out a
Speaker 13: lot of people love singing about the grandmamas, So.
Speaker 1: I would say that's accurate.
Speaker 2: I think I liked the song too, even if they
Speaker 2: don't like their grammarship Ryeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You ever write a song that's you feel like it's
Speaker 1: really good and it just doesn't make sense for you,
Speaker 1: not even timing wise, but it's just like, man, I
Speaker 1: love this song and it's super catchy and says, but
Speaker 1: I don't make sense singing it.
Speaker 10: Sure, it happens a lot. Actually, what's one of those? Nothing?
Speaker 13: Probably nothing recently, But I just had to hit with
Speaker 13: Dustin Lynch want a song called Stars Like Confetti that
Speaker 13: I wrote and I loved, but it didn't make sense
Speaker 13: for my project. And I don't even have a reason
Speaker 13: for that, but I think like listening down and then
Speaker 13: putting that song in the mix, it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I like when it goes stars like confetti.
Speaker 10: Uh huh yeah, that little ear candy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So tell me about that specifically because I like
Speaker 2: that because it definitely hits way different, and there's a
Speaker 2: chance that when it hits different, it's going to hit
Speaker 2: Oh that's super catchy or that's super corny. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: shine line, I love that. That's what comes by. What
Speaker 2: are you saying?
Speaker 1: What's he saying? Exactly?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I think you just ah yah, did you.
Speaker 1: Write that in the initial chorus?
Speaker 10: And I've got the demo, I'll play, I'll send, I'll
Speaker 10: send it to you.
Speaker 1: And then did you think should we leave the II
Speaker 1: in or did you know immediately.
Speaker 13: You felt like yeah, I think we just wrote it
Speaker 13: and and I don't know, like six eight months went
Speaker 13: by and like nothing was happening with it, and so
Speaker 13: I think my buddy Josh Thompson the Senate to Dustin
Speaker 13: and he text me and said, are you gonna do
Speaker 13: anything with this? And I said I don't think so,
Speaker 13: and he and you never know when we will record
Speaker 13: your songs, that they're just going to be like random
Speaker 13: track number ten on an album if they're actually have
Speaker 13: a chance at making it as a single, but I
Speaker 13: think that song was kind of starting to pop organically.
Speaker 13: And yeah, dust I mean Dustin pretty much sang it
Speaker 13: how we did it in the demo.
Speaker 2: So I love Surprise, I love it and I just
Speaker 2: love the Yeah, like that is such.
Speaker 13: Well, it's like ooze and oz and like it's just
Speaker 13: something for people to latch onto, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 13: even if you don't know any of the other words
Speaker 13: in the show, you can go ah.
Speaker 2: You know, do you think if someone walked in with
Speaker 2: a shotgun right now and said Tom's raett, I need
Speaker 2: you to go in this room and I need you
Speaker 2: to write a song, and it has to be a hit,
Speaker 2: and it could be as as simple as possible, and
Speaker 2: you have thirty minutes, you could write a hit song.
Speaker 1: You can at all the claps and oohs and awe
Speaker 1: and kid choir anything you want. That is no. Do
Speaker 1: you think you could write a song in thirty minutes?
Speaker 10: It would be a hit?
Speaker 3: Maybe go to be a shotgun?
Speaker 13: YEA.
Speaker 2: Well, because we got to make him want to do
Speaker 2: it otherwise, he's like because he Thomas invests a lot
Speaker 2: of himself into his art and wants to say things
Speaker 2: are important to him. But I'm not asking to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, you just got to write a goofy radio hit.
Speaker 2: Do you think in thirty minutes you could do one?
Speaker 10: Let me it could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome, get a gun bringing it.
Speaker 1: About a woman. It is out today, fourteen.
Speaker 10: Tracks, yeah, fourteen way.
Speaker 1: What's the deal you and Lauren? The UT and Georgia versions?
Speaker 5: What are you what?
Speaker 1: It's even happening here where you guys are going against
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 13: So that rivalry in our house has just been like
Speaker 13: such a joke for a long time. And like, you know,
Speaker 13: me and my dad are like the only two Georgia
Speaker 13: Bulldog fans that that I'm like, I spend a lot
Speaker 13: of time with, and so we go to a lot
Speaker 13: of UT games, and there's just not a whole bunch
Speaker 13: of love for the Georgia Bulldogs around my family. And
Speaker 13: so somebody on my team had the idea of making
Speaker 13: these two different vinyls. To see, so one has like
Speaker 13: the orange and white checkerboard on the hood and the
Speaker 13: other has like the red and black light Georgius stripe
Speaker 13: on the hood, And we just kind of wanted to
Speaker 13: make a competition out of that to kind of see
Speaker 13: who had more loyalty from my fan base, and so
Speaker 13: she's beating me by like thirty five percent currently, which
Speaker 13: is not shocking.
Speaker 2: So about a woman is out today. One other thing,
Speaker 2: you look really like healthy?
Speaker 10: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Anything? What are you doing new?
Speaker 13: I think I'm just like playing shows again. I've lost
Speaker 13: I've lost like twelve pounds over the summer, and I
Speaker 13: don't know if it's from jumping around in July and August.
Speaker 10: Heat or whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you look good.
Speaker 10: I can't fit into most of my pants.
Speaker 3: Well you can't say that with such emphasis of good.
Speaker 3: I know you look good. But when it's like you
Speaker 3: look good.
Speaker 1: Like his hair is like popping, it's like a good color.
Speaker 1: It's like it's crazy.
Speaker 10: Liu as salt and pepper happening, awesome, embracing it.
Speaker 2: New albums out. Good to see your buddy. Like wise, man,
Speaker 2: that's always roof for everything you do. A hey, what
Speaker 2: if someone said final thing? What if someone said, Thom's
Speaker 2: Rett your producer, and you know you said they wanted
Speaker 2: you to like little Channel, little Dwight yoak a little maybe,
Speaker 2: oh I's fast as you know whatever that is, and
Speaker 2: they were like, we need you to channel Mickey Mouse
Speaker 2: and and just just lay down a little bit of
Speaker 2: half of me.
Speaker 1: Why need you do like Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 10: Ok, I could not do that.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm your producer for me.
Speaker 2: I kind of have to at least agree. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: never worked together. Then we never work you'd be out
Speaker 2: Bobby's record. See you didn't come to the challenge. And
Speaker 2: now I'm gonna go back to the Wiggles, which is
Speaker 2: what I've been known before. Yes, Thomas read the new
Speaker 2: record about a woman. Thomas, good to see a buddy.
Speaker 10: Like Wise, thank you, man.
Speaker 1: Ezy Trivia. Eddie's the new champion. He's wearing the t.
Speaker 5: R on his bald head.
Speaker 1: Champ is here. Does it hurt yes that I'm here
Speaker 1: in my head anymore? So it hurts? First?
Speaker 2: Category famous fast food items.
Speaker 1: No one should miss this? Yes, yes, yes, Eddie is
Speaker 1: the champion. Go first. What famous food chain is known
Speaker 1: for its big mac? That's McDonald's, correct, Morgan. What fast
Speaker 1: food restaurant serves a whopper?
Speaker 3: Oh, that is Burger King correct?
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 2: The frosty is from Wendy's. Correct lunchbox. Let's finger licking good?
Speaker 2: KFC good. When you miss, if you miss, you will
Speaker 2: be boned.
Speaker 1: You've been booed, and you'll be out. Eddie's a champ
Speaker 1: seven total wins. Dang, I'm like Tom Brady of Easy Trivia.
Speaker 2: Amy four Lunchbox two. Morgan has never won a championship.
Speaker 1: So past your due. You're the Browns. I know who's
Speaker 1: not want who is that?
Speaker 2: You could be a lot of teams Texans never want
Speaker 2: a championship, Lions and never want a champions.
Speaker 1: The lines are good because they've been around for a while.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Famous US landmarks? Ready Ready?
Speaker 2: Which land ark is a giant statue located on Liberty
Speaker 2: Island and New York Harbor. Which landmark is a giant
Speaker 2: statue located on Liberty Island.
Speaker 1: In New York Harbor? Step to of Liberty Morgan? Which
Speaker 1: US landmark is famous for? A suspension bridge in San Francisco.
Speaker 12: Oh, I just know that it's in the San Francisco
Speaker 12: the it's bright red, I can see it.
Speaker 7: Shoot.
Speaker 3: What is the name? This is probably where I've never
Speaker 3: want a champion?
Speaker 2: Jim Well uslandmark famous suspension bridge in San Francisco.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna be so mad when I hear this out loud.
Speaker 3: What the freak is?
Speaker 1: It called why it's just like not listen, guys, my
Speaker 1: brain's alfunctioning on just the.
Speaker 2: London Bridge, the lunch Bridge, London Bridge, Francisco, Arizona.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm so mad?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Golden Gate Bridge?
Speaker 1: Amy?
Speaker 2: Which landmark is a large sculpture of four US presidents
Speaker 2: carved into a mountain in South.
Speaker 1: Dakota Mount Rushmark? Good, lunchbox?
Speaker 2: We famous landmark in DC is the residence of the
Speaker 2: US President White House?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 5: Or are there any mark monuments?
Speaker 1: Three remain.
Speaker 2: Famous lead singers Eddie who's the lead singer of You two?
Speaker 2: Bono Good? Amy, who is the lead singer of Queen.
Speaker 3: Freddy Mercury?
Speaker 1: Correct Lunchbox who is the lead singer of the Rolling Stones?
Speaker 1: Mick Jagger? Correct?
Speaker 2: What up next? Category Famous toys? What doll Eddie was
Speaker 2: introduced by Mattel in nineteen fifty nine and became an
Speaker 2: iconic fashion doll.
Speaker 1: Oh It's gotta be Barbie correct? Amy?
Speaker 2: Which classic toy consists of a spring that walks downstairs?
Speaker 3: Slinky?
Speaker 1: Correct? Lunchbox? What Toy?
Speaker 2: Car brand, launched by Mattel in nineteen sixty eight, features
Speaker 2: die cast minner as your Cars, hot Wheels, correct, next
Speaker 2: category third grade science. Oh great, Eddie, what gas do
Speaker 2: we breathe in for our survival?
Speaker 1: Oxygen? Correct?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the process by which water turns into
Speaker 2: vapor and rises into the air evaporation? Correct, lunchbox, What
Speaker 2: are the three states of matter?
Speaker 5: Liquid?
Speaker 1: Gas? Solid? Correct?
Speaker 7: Interesting order skipped around solid liquid gas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no right way. I just never heard of liquid, yes, cold,
Speaker 2: think of solid? Famous fashion, Eddie, Which fashion house is
Speaker 2: known for its signature quilted bags and interlocking ce logo?
Speaker 2: Which fashion house is for its signature quilted bags and
Speaker 2: interlocking C logo?
Speaker 6: Gosh, his crown hurts. I'm thinking it off. I mean,
Speaker 6: see logo. I don't know about this hold what it was?
Speaker 1: The pattern? You said? Interlocking? Interlocking? That is the logo
Speaker 1: is probably the Chanel right the sea? Oh no, no, no, no, no, interlocking?
Speaker 1: Is that Gucci?
Speaker 2: Gosh, I don't know, dude, interlocking c See Gucci wouldn't
Speaker 2: have a c oh, but that's two c's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gimme Gucci. No, why would you say Gucci?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: G U C C I Gucci the interlocking C H
Speaker 1: A N E L.
Speaker 2: No. I'm an idiot, so stupid, just based off of
Speaker 2: what you provided yourself and you said you see and
Speaker 2: they're like facing each other and they locked this way,
Speaker 2: isn't the Gucci have two?
Speaker 1: Stop arguing for it? Yellow card? A yellow card? Amy?
Speaker 1: What shoe brand is famous for its red soled high Hills?
Speaker 1: Correct lunchbox.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the annual fashion event hosted by Vogue,
Speaker 2: often called the Oscars of Fashion the met Gali?
Speaker 1: Correct? Never been? You've been Eddie?
Speaker 2: Gucci is two g's. No God, I had to look
Speaker 2: it up, but it's two g's Amy. Famous professions. What
Speaker 2: does a somalier specialize in? Correct lunchbox.
Speaker 1: What does a palaeontologist study?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: That's what?
Speaker 7: Ross bones? Dinosaur bones? What do you call that? Just bones?
Speaker 7: I guess it's just bones man? Uh, fossils?
Speaker 1: Dang, We'll go with bones.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Does he does?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Mike? Be more specific? Stop hitting the table. You can
Speaker 1: all hear that. Oh my god, yes, stupid?
Speaker 5: Uh, dinosaur bones.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Mike, do you accept it? Then I'll
Speaker 8: say you accept it. We'll accept it. Fossils you said fossils,
Speaker 8: dinosaur bones? Fought will take it? You dance with the
Speaker 8: devil right now.
Speaker 5: Even I should have gone with fossil?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What does a cartographer make? Amy? What a cartographer?
Speaker 3: What does a cartographer make?
Speaker 1: What is a cartographer make?
Speaker 4: What is a cartographer make? Because I haven't never been
Speaker 4: heard of cartographer? What is a cartographer make?
Speaker 1: You're dancing with the devil?
Speaker 3: Cartographer?
Speaker 5: Car?
Speaker 3: Can you spell it? Please?
Speaker 1: Car? C A R photographer?
Speaker 3: O car?
Speaker 1: Cartographer?
Speaker 3: A cartographer? Does a cartographer make cars? A car maker?
Speaker 1: Incorrect? Already? I have scandalous it? Sure is? They make maps?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard of that, sang it.
Speaker 1: Podiatrist specializes in what podiatrist? For the win? Amy wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 5: Someone offered her money?
Speaker 1: Those those.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, win a last season, but I came
Speaker 7: out of this season.
Speaker 1: Are controversy come out? Big time controversy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are giving an answer bones dinosaur bones?
Speaker 5: Were you gonna said more specific and on his dead fossils?
Speaker 1: But can't you got it?
Speaker 2: We gave it to you. Yes, Wow, song someth it's
Speaker 2: always up with lunchbox night. What happened to you? Now?
Speaker 7: My wife and I went to lunch and we got
Speaker 7: some It's one of those ones you go it' to
Speaker 7: counter you order and as you walk down, they make
Speaker 7: your little bowl or sandwich whatever you're ordering.
Speaker 1: What's familiar. Probably know what you're talking about.
Speaker 7: Yeahs one of those kind of places, right, And it
Speaker 7: was a beautiful day outside. We were like, let's go
Speaker 7: sit on the patio and sit in one of the
Speaker 7: outside chairs.
Speaker 5: Well, there was these two nurses.
Speaker 7: They had their little nurse outfits on and they're sitting
Speaker 7: at one of the tables. Yeah, scrubs got it. And
Speaker 7: all the tables are full and everybody's eating their food.
Speaker 7: But these nurses are eating food that they brought from home.
Speaker 7: They have their little lunch boxes out and they're eating
Speaker 7: their homemade food at the table of the restaurant.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, wait a minute, what are.
Speaker 1: You really like not in your head?
Speaker 5: No, I tell my wife. I'm like, well that's not cool.
Speaker 1: It's a different different game here. Because he's like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute. So you go to your wife and.
Speaker 7: I said, oh, they got to get up a move
Speaker 7: because they're not paying for a seat, like, they're not
Speaker 7: eating the food that came from this restaurant. My wife's like, no,
Speaker 7: we'll just go eat inside. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 7: I agree with her.
Speaker 5: No, No.
Speaker 7: The etiquette is you can't use a restaurant's tables if
Speaker 7: you're not eating their food. If it's a full, like,
Speaker 7: if all the tables are full, you gotta get. Like
Speaker 7: the girl had her like little bullet maybe granola, and
Speaker 7: she was slicing her banana on top of it. And
Speaker 7: I'm like, they don't sell bananas here. Oh you're like
Speaker 7: that or you just think that. No, that's what I'm
Speaker 7: like in your head. You like that, yeah, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 7: we need to tell them they got it skit Scot's
Speaker 7: Google dude.
Speaker 1: And Joe, did you say skit Skat's coodle dude?
Speaker 5: No, my wife wouldn't let me. Oh would you have?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I would have?
Speaker 5: I said, hey, excuse me, ladies like.
Speaker 1: Would have done?
Speaker 7: All these tables are full, and you guys are not
Speaker 7: eating food for this restaurant. So you guys got to
Speaker 7: go sit on the curb or something. But I need
Speaker 7: that table.
Speaker 3: Do you see the patron police?
Speaker 1: No, I'm the etiquette police.
Speaker 7: So your question, though, is are you allowed to eat
Speaker 7: at a restaurant's table if you're not buying their food?
Speaker 1: Allowed? Sure?
Speaker 2: Probably if it's an outside table, should you if it's full.
Speaker 2: Probably not, but I don't think I'm gonna run anyone off,
Speaker 2: especially if there are tables inside.
Speaker 1: Now, if there are no tables and someone's.
Speaker 2: Just sitting there with their doggeting their blowny sandwich they
Speaker 2: brought from home, maybe you're like, hey, how long are
Speaker 2: guys gonna be here? We're gonna eat, We're gonna use
Speaker 2: this after you're done, Like you're nice about it, right, but.
Speaker 1: We just ended up eating inside.
Speaker 7: But I just thought, man, that's kind of disrespectful of them,
Speaker 7: those nurses. I mean, I understand their job is very
Speaker 7: important and they work hard, but doesn't mean you can
Speaker 7: steal tables from people.
Speaker 2: So let's say your wife wasn't there and you were there,
Speaker 2: Oh and I'm just one of the nurses, Go ahead.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, Like, yeah, I'm trying to sit outside and
Speaker 7: all the tables are full, and everyone else here is
Speaker 7: eating food in this restaurant.
Speaker 5: You're the only people that are. So I'm gonna need.
Speaker 1: You guys to find a different spot or not get
Speaker 1: the manager. There is there's no chance that would ever
Speaker 1: happen in a million years.
Speaker 2: That would I thought you can hit them with skit skats,
Speaker 2: candle or whatever gets cats gooodled dukes get Generally we
Speaker 2: depend on people to not take the final table. But really,
Speaker 2: if they're in it and it's outside, no one's gonna
Speaker 2: go and kick them out.
Speaker 7: But isn't it weird that they're eating there, that they
Speaker 7: didn't buy food there? They pull out their little lunch
Speaker 7: boxes out of their bag, and they got their little
Speaker 7: meal and their little cases of food, like unclipping the
Speaker 7: top and slice the banana out.
Speaker 1: Of like it as a docu series.
Speaker 5: I sat there and watch them, and I'm like, this
Speaker 5: is annoying.
Speaker 1: Good thing your wife was there. You'd really got in
Speaker 1: some trouble.
Speaker 4: I know.
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Speaker 1: Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 7: This story comes up from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. A
Speaker 7: thirty six year old man went to the candy store,
Speaker 7: bought a bag full of candy, went home eating a
Speaker 7: little bit. I don't like this candy, goes to take
Speaker 7: it back and they say, sir, our policy is once
Speaker 7: you buy the candy, you can't bring it back. It's
Speaker 7: stated right here, there's signs all over. And he goes, no, no,
Speaker 7: I don't like the candy. They said, sir, we're not
Speaker 7: giving you your money back. So the thirty six year
Speaker 7: old man pulls out a gun says, you're gonna give
Speaker 7: me my money back.
Speaker 5: I don't like the candy.
Speaker 1: Well you're lucky. Today's double your money back, sir. But
Speaker 1: I would say how I were in there and Keith Candy.
Speaker 2: It's hard because you're not supposed to take some on
Speaker 2: the back because you don't like it. But I feel
Speaker 2: like you've done that before. You're taken stuff back because
Speaker 2: it wasn't quite to what you thought it was going
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 7: You can do that if you don't, but if it
Speaker 7: if it states you can't bring it back, you can't
Speaker 7: bring it back. But like, let's say you buy a
Speaker 7: meal at a restaurant and you take a bike and
Speaker 7: this isn't really what I was thinking.
Speaker 5: You can send it back.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's true either.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you can A second A reasonable.
Speaker 2: Voice so we started to go, is he being reasonab?
Speaker 2: But I don't think you can order the I don't
Speaker 2: even know what this is. Steak florentine if that's a thing,
Speaker 2: and you go, yeah, never mind, yeah, in it back,
Speaker 2: No you ordered that.
Speaker 7: No, if you order a milkshake, let's say you order
Speaker 7: a banana cherry strawberry, uh with almonds milkshake.
Speaker 5: I don't know, just making I'm just random name.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Amy's so hard on things, we have
Speaker 1: no idea what they are.
Speaker 5: And then you take it. You're like, oh, no, no, never mind,
Speaker 5: I don't I don't want this.
Speaker 2: And I don't think you can, especially if that's exactly
Speaker 2: what you get. If they bring that to you and
Speaker 2: let's just say, I don't know, they add some florentine
Speaker 2: to it, as in the steak florentine.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I don't like this. Oh we didn't
Speaker 1: mean to put the florentine in. We'll take it back.
Speaker 2: But if it's what you ordered and they gave it
Speaker 2: to you, you get send it back unless it's messed up.
Speaker 7: An you never ordered a cocktail and you think, oh,
Speaker 7: that sounds really good, and you get that cocktail, right,
Speaker 7: Oh no, that is not good.
Speaker 6: Strawberry cherry vanilla all I'm up, Yes, I've done it,
Speaker 6: and you know what, dude, honestly, I don't care.
Speaker 1: If I don't like it, I'll tell them. I still
Speaker 1: think that's different than a whole meal. But then you
Speaker 1: put it on them and if they take it back,
Speaker 1: then you I still think its different than a who mill
Speaker 1: a drink at a bar. Yeah, where people are different
Speaker 1: than whatever.
Speaker 6: Strawberry vanilla alondlim lunchbox.
Speaker 5: That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2: It's not your imagination. We're going through toilet paper faster
Speaker 2: than we used to.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? Amy?
Speaker 3: I have no idea think about it.
Speaker 1: Why are we going through toilet paper more than we
Speaker 1: used to?
Speaker 3: Are we going to we're drinking more water?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going with the body, the physical part. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: it's a companies are cheaper and they're putting less.
Speaker 1: On a roll. Oh well, that means in nineteen ninety two,
Speaker 1: the average two ply toilet paper roll had one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy sheets. Today fifty six. That's crazy. And we
Speaker 1: didn't have a clue one third.
Speaker 2: And then we're like man a mus stomach must be Jeoh,
Speaker 2: I probably don't even have ibs.
Speaker 1: It's probably just the companies.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They get me now with like all the packaging for
Speaker 4: paper towels and toilet paper, it'll be like this is
Speaker 4: four rolls like in one, so like when you're buying it,
Speaker 4: you don't know, like everything looks bigger.
Speaker 3: But then I'm like, why don't you just.
Speaker 1: What? All right, We're done. We're done. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Monday. Goodbye, everybody.
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