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Speaker 1: This is what's trending. You know, I've never looked, and

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Speaker 1: I've heard this, and then someone texted, look at how

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Speaker 1: many calories are in a single crumble cookie? Those stories

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Speaker 1: that have popped up all over the place, crumble cookies

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Speaker 1: seven hundred and sixty calories in a one cookie, one

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Speaker 1: yeah right, I don't think you put all kinds of

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Speaker 2: Probably not unless it's in the small press.

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Speaker 1: Like a cookie with a piece of cheesecake on top

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Speaker 1: of it. That's a crumble cookie. That's what that is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: or like or like it's a cookie with it in

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Speaker 1: like four recent peanut butter full sized recent peanut butter

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Speaker 1: know if they count that or not taste the same

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Speaker 1: as the other ones. Yeah, right, sugar, they're so good.

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Speaker 1: But I will say with the crumble cookies, like I

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Speaker 1: eight percent fat, fifty six percent carbon, six percent protein.

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Speaker 1: Is the calorie breakdown is there's so it's like a

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Speaker 1: stick of butter in every cookie. Allegedly, I'm not man,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to put that out there. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a master of nutrition. And the answer is no. I

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Speaker 1: like this, and so imagine that a box. If you

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Speaker 1: buy like six or twelve of those crumbled cookies. First

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Speaker 1: of all, it's like eighty dollars. And second of all,

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Speaker 1: that's like you're carrying around twelve thousand galleries, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, ten thousand calories. Like look at this

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Speaker 1: cherry cheese cake cookie. It looks cook That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: That is it's only four than twenty gallery. Yeah, for

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Speaker 1: what's the service at a quarter of a cook serving

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Speaker 1: serving is half serving? Because right, because they're saying that

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Speaker 1: A cookie is a cookie. I haven't a cookie because

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Speaker 1: I sell those like those cutters that they're supposed to

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Speaker 1: four and that's supposed to be like a cookie is

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Speaker 1: one serving. A cookie, I would argue more than one

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Speaker 1: to have two. Who has one cookie? Everybody has two

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Speaker 1: cookies if you have a cookie. Yeah, no, I'm upset

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Speaker 1: by this flavorless sugar. I say, you know, if you're

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Speaker 1: buying with that, if you're buying a food product and

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Speaker 1: like they're already for the beginning. They're like, you need

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Speaker 1: and then you would sure, man, now I'm suing I'm

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Speaker 1: suing for sure. Thursday Night Football, Jason Brown, your first

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Speaker 1: I have some of this Mike Tyson audio because I

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Speaker 1: in his life he realized that. He then began to

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Speaker 1: detail his hobby of getting high on toad venom, which

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Speaker 1: By the way, a crumble cookie is in fact four

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas, by the way, is rooting for Jake Paul

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Speaker 1: In trending stories, the world's most popular password list is

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Speaker 1: that happen? Jason? You need to I love you so much. Jason.

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Speaker 1: There's no butt here, there's no But I love you

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Speaker 1: Brittany had set and wrangle other radio personalities winning awards

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Speaker 1: AM Polar station. It's possible. But you had to you

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