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Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette. All right, Jay,

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Speaker 1: quickly explain it please, so simple.

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Speaker 2: Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin the wheel,

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Speaker 2: word stop because we that good. We can make it funny,

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Speaker 2: do it?

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Speaker 3: Watch it?

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Speaker 1: Here you go, all right, comedians, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Ready, all right.

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Speaker 1: Things people say when they overdo it at a funeral.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. Things men say when they get caught looking

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Speaker 1: at another woman, or things people say when they get

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Speaker 1: caught in a lie. On the Detective TV Show, first

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Speaker 1: forty eight.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one too, all right, really ready, alright,

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Speaker 4: spent it spendah.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: I was sure hoping it was when they get caught

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Speaker 1: looking at another woman.

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Speaker 3: But it's yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Things people say when they get caught in the light

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Speaker 1: on the first forty eight the Detective TV Show.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go, guys.

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Speaker 2: The first one, the first one. See, I wasn't. I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't driving to get away caught. I was doing

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Speaker 2: uber And then I stopped that delight and they all

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Speaker 2: jumped in. That's what had happened.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't.

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Speaker 5: He wasn't.

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Speaker 3: He didn't riding nothing. We wouldn't.

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Speaker 6: The people say when they get caught louned the first

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Speaker 6: for they come, listen to me, Listen to me.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to go to heaven.

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Speaker 6: Why would I kill somebody?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to what I'm gonna do? That fun that.

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Speaker 5: Things people say when they caught in a loud first party. Okay, yep,

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Speaker 5: I I shot him. But see I thought this was

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Speaker 5: a water gun.

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Speaker 3: I ain't know it was real good. It was a

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Speaker 3: water gun. It was water. I'm just all right.

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Speaker 5: Come on.

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Speaker 1: See things people say when they're caught in a lie

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Speaker 1: on first forty eight.

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Speaker 3: I ain't never killed three people before? Straight up and down.

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Speaker 3: You said three, right, I never killed three?

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Speaker 2: Okay, when they get caught in a lie on first

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Speaker 2: for if he was dead, then how did he wave

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Speaker 2: at me when I left?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Kill me that he waved at me? He waited at

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Speaker 2: me when I left? You wasn't dead?

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Speaker 6: Things they sail first forty eight when they get caught

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Speaker 6: a lie so so they said it was me. They

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Speaker 6: said it was me. Okay, I say it was them,

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Speaker 6: so it was there.

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Speaker 3: It can't be me and then it was them first?

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Speaker 3: Then why you in there?

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Speaker 5: Things people say when you caught it line first forty eight. Okay,

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Speaker 5: we yeah, we stole them. We stole, but we stole

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Speaker 5: it for the church. Were trying to help the church

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Speaker 5: because the church needed So you see what I'm saying, this,

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Speaker 5: this all this was for a heard pose saying it's

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Speaker 5: the principality of whatever.

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Speaker 3: You know. That's all right, it's a reason for it,

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Speaker 3: all right, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Things people say when caught in a lie on first forty.

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Speaker 3: Eight, see see see right there, see right that detective

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Speaker 3: you said they was tied up in a boy scout.

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Speaker 3: Not I only went to the cub Scouts. I ain't

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Speaker 3: even learned that night.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: You can ask my grandmama. Okay, my other grand mama

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Speaker 2: that didn't die, well, the other one, ask my great grandmama.

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Speaker 3: Well you've been asking.

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Speaker 6: These people say when they get caught aloud first forty eight?

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Speaker 3: Man, Can I have a cigarettefore I tell y'all everything? No,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll tell you everything.

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Speaker 6: You just let me get a new.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Steve, if you're closing it out. Things people say,

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Speaker 1: I'm call a lie on first forty eight.

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, if y'all gonna run them cameras, do I

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Speaker 3: get paid?

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