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Speaker 1: Ven Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Jimmy Wienerschnitzel.

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Speaker 1: And is that a mirror in your pants? Because I

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Speaker 1: can see myself in them? Oh ken, Yeah, it's time

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Speaker 1: for ridiculous Internet questions. Calls up right now eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one, text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Will we

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Speaker 1: ask you the question that everybody's debating on the dot

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Speaker 1: COM's today eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one. And

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Speaker 1: what is today's ridiculous Internet question? I'm glad you asked?

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Speaker 1: What are your worst or best pickup lines in the dms?

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Speaker 1: Call us eight at eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one. And

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Speaker 1: this is a good one because every single female in

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Speaker 1: the universe has some dude in their DMS who's having

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Speaker 1: a conversation with themselves. And I said, hey, Hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you? About one hundred times today already probably and

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Speaker 1: you haven't even answered him. It's true. So calls up

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Speaker 1: made at eight three four three one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. Christian, what are

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Speaker 1: your worst or best pickup lines or DM Okay, the

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Speaker 1: worst one that I have ever heard, are you my appendix?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know what you do or how you work,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like I should take you out anything

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Speaker 1: that surgical procedure, leave me out of it. You know.

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Speaker 1: I actually like that one though, at least it's creative.

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Speaker 1: Of course that would get me interested. I'd be like, huh,

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Speaker 1: we don't know what an appendix does. So if I

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Speaker 1: said that to you, you would go out with me?

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Speaker 1: Definitely awesome, I absolutely would. That would be a good

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Speaker 1: pickup line. Call us eight to eight three or four

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Speaker 1: three one h six one, text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. What are your best or worst pickup lines

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Speaker 1: in the DMS? Alex, I don't have any. You don't

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Speaker 1: have any? Alex has at least, well, there's one guy

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Speaker 1: in your DMS who still probably says HI to you occasionally.

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Speaker 1: I think I don't know. I don't know whither because

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Speaker 1: I don't check them. Well, there was at least there was,

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Speaker 1: Alex years years ago. Yeah, it literally was just high hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Hey Hi, really beautiful to night high hi wave emoji. Hi. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all keep going and going and yeah. Then they'll randomly

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Speaker 1: be like, you know what, You're not pretty anyway. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I wasted my to Hi exactly. They're

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Speaker 1: back again. Eighty eight three four three one oh six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one. What are

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Speaker 1: your worst or best pickup lines? Victoria? So my friend,

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Speaker 1: actually we were talking about this the other day. She

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Speaker 1: got a d M saying, I gotta ask, are you

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Speaker 1: currently still uninterested in going on a date? Like sir?

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Speaker 1: He's not answering yes, the status of your being uninterested?

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Speaker 1: Is it still the same? He's still not interested in me? Check?

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool? I just gotta hit you up and ask,

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Speaker 1: what did the circle back around again? Let's circle back

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Speaker 1: in a couple of months on that too, Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: be back eight eight three four three one six one

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one? What are your worst

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Speaker 1: or best pickup lines? Somebody texted in and said, if

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Speaker 1: you are into Harry Potter, oh my god, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: love this. I'm not very into Harry Potter, but I

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Speaker 1: just know these terms are Harry Potter terms. So I

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Speaker 1: don't love this, but I'm just gonna deliver it, and

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Speaker 1: the Harry Potter fans out there are gonna roll over

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Speaker 1: laughing right now for sure. Text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. What is your worst or best pickup line

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Speaker 1: in the d MS? How about hey girl, I know

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Speaker 1: you are a hufflepuff, but I love to Slytherin. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's actually not bad. Now another I say it out loud,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I get it would work. We also

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Speaker 1: got another text that said, hey baby girl, my love

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Speaker 1: for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in

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Speaker 1: that one work on anybody in here. Absolutely again, bodily functions,

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Speaker 1: body parts, leave them out, but at least it's creative.

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Speaker 1: You know, no kind of creativity only goes so far.

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Speaker 1: Because if you can take diarrhea and make it kind

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Speaker 1: of cute, if you can make me smile with diarrhea,

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Speaker 1: there's a chance I would hit you back. Yeah, definitely

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Speaker 1: call us up. Made a eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one. The

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Speaker 1: only person that I've ever met a DMS was Alex,

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Speaker 1: who's I'm married to now. It did work, but because

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Speaker 1: normally I wouldn't respond to anybody, and she sent me

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Speaker 1: a DM that just said follow one time, and then

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Speaker 1: I followed and I said boom, and then that was

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Speaker 1: it for a long time. But other than that, like,

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Speaker 1: I've never wanted to date anybody that was like a

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Speaker 1: fan of the show or a fan girl. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: opposite of most dudes that do this job. Most dudes

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Speaker 1: they're sleeping with their entire listener base because it's easy

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Speaker 1: for him, right, I like, yeah, I like a challenge,

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Speaker 1: you know, Like I like people to be into me

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Speaker 1: for me and not for what I do, which is

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Speaker 1: ridiculous because things could have been a lot easier for

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Speaker 1: me earlier in life, I guess, but but it actually

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Speaker 1: turns me off when people are like fan boy or girl,

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Speaker 1: you know. So anytime anybody do it, Like I was

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Speaker 1: on Tender for a hot second. As soon as Tender

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Speaker 1: came out, I was single at the time, and I

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Speaker 1: downloaded it and the first message I got was like,

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Speaker 1: is this jewbile from the radio? I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: off Tender now, Like I just can't do it. I

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Speaker 1: eight at eight three, four two one six one, tex

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Speaker 1: stand and four one oh six one. What are your

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Speaker 1: worst or best pickup lines? It's pretty ser Brad. One

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Speaker 1: of my favorites is I have a friend. There's a

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Speaker 1: guy that's been talking to her for maybe two and

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Speaker 1: a half years, and all he ever does is fire

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Speaker 1: emoji react to her stories. Yeah, that is over and over,

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Speaker 1: always a fire emoji. Like, at what point do you

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Speaker 1: give up on that? You don't? You don't. One of

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Speaker 1: these days it's going to be the perfect time fire

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Speaker 1: emoji and she's finally gonna hit me back. Do Those

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Speaker 1: social media are definitely persistent. I will give them that.

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Speaker 1: Call us eight to eight, three four three, one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. That was ridiculous Internet questions. Then Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand