WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Lookin’ Like He Robbed Liberace

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<v Speaker 1>Kabbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now in the air ey where The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 3>with me Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio who's on

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<v Speaker 3>assignment but his producing this show.

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<v Speaker 4>He will be back tomorrow and the rest of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>But you got me today on this Friday's the thirteenth

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<v Speaker 4>day of December, as we celebrate National ice Cream Day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you'd think National ice Cream Day would be sometime in

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<v Speaker 4>the summer, right, There is actually another National ice Cream Day.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two National ice Cream Days.

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<v Speaker 4>There's one in July, which makes sense, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>the ice cream you think of the summertime. But there's

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<v Speaker 4>a second National ice Cream Day, which is today. And

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<v Speaker 4>of course I think we talked about this in July.

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<v Speaker 4>But the invention of ice cream, the people of the

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<v Speaker 4>Persian Empire started making ice cream. They poured concentrate of

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<v Speaker 4>grape juice over snow, and that was the original I scream.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, at some point before that, it's likely there

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<v Speaker 4>was a lemon flavor, shall we say, of ice cream

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<v Speaker 4>that was used, if you know what I'm saying, like

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<v Speaker 4>a yellowy lemon flavor of ice cream. But ice cream

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<v Speaker 4>was first patented in eighteen forty six. Someone named Nancy

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<v Speaker 4>Johnson invented the She invented the patent for the first

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<v Speaker 4>hand cranked ice cream maker, and the rest is history.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was in Vermont earlier this year.

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<v Speaker 4>You're visiting my friend Arnie, the great Ernie Spaniel, the

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<v Speaker 4>sticking genius, and we drove by the Ben and Jerry's compound,

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<v Speaker 4>those moon bats in Vermont, and the famous story back

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<v Speaker 4>in the seventies they took a five dollars course on

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<v Speaker 4>ice cream making and opened up the Ben and Jerry's

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<v Speaker 4>there at a gas station, a converted gas station in Burlington.

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<v Speaker 4>And and now they are looney tones, but they it

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<v Speaker 4>all started with the little ice cream. Four out of

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<v Speaker 4>five Americans eat more sugar. Here's a fun survey around

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<v Speaker 4>the hollage. I thought it should be more than that

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<v Speaker 4>it's eighty percent. And there's all kinds of I got

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<v Speaker 4>all kinds of sugar ice cream stats here, all kinds

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<v Speaker 4>of this by age group, they say the For example,

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<v Speaker 4>according to Way survey, different age groups preferred different ice

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<v Speaker 4>cream flavors. The fourteen to seventeen group enjoy mint chocolate chip.

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<v Speaker 1>The eighteen to twenty four it's cookies and cream.

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<v Speaker 4>Get them all turned on, and then the cookie dough

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five to thirty four, and then above forty five

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's chocolate. I I'm a cookie dough. I like

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<v Speaker 4>midship mint chocolate chip cookie dough. It's really hard to

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<v Speaker 4>turn down any kind of ice cream, right, fudge, brownie,

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<v Speaker 4>you name it.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever might be ice cream on top of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, So it's National ice Cream Day, but it'll happen

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<v Speaker 4>again coming up in the month of July. So July

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<v Speaker 4>of twenty twenty five, just have like multiple days wine.

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<v Speaker 4>It's also National Cream cheese Frosting Day today, so celebrate

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<v Speaker 4>appropriately for that, National Cocoa Day on this Friday, and

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<v Speaker 4>randomly National violin Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So on this edition.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the Fifth Hour, we have Liberachi approved. Goodbye, my

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<v Speaker 4>radio friend, A little foodie fun and a very bizarre

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<v Speaker 4>word of the week, which actually could be two words

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<v Speaker 4>of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not really one word, it's more than that.

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<v Speaker 4>So we always begin the Friday podcast by pointing out

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<v Speaker 4>that Noel am I lucky enough to have a radio

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<v Speaker 4>show that hopefully listen to during the week.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's pretty cool, right, pretty that's a neat thing.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I have this podcast, which I've been very

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<v Speaker 4>blessed with to have this podcast as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this for a number of years.

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<v Speaker 4>Now with gag On and of course Danny GE's been

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<v Speaker 4>with me for a long time as well. And a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of years ago, the good people at NBC gave

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<v Speaker 4>me a TV show. Shocking, I know, and I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like Jim Harbaugh evangelizing. Who's got it better than us? Well,

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<v Speaker 4>probably nobody. Well there's a lot of people that have better,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people that are worse than us. But nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 4>I try to convert you if you have not already

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<v Speaker 4>fallen for my crusade, as I missionize every week, the

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<v Speaker 4>Little Missionary here, my campaign to spread the gospel of

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<v Speaker 4>Benny versus the penny. It is a half hour of

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<v Speaker 4>your time. It is a weekly NFL gambling show, but

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<v Speaker 4>not really so much a gambling It's light on the

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<v Speaker 4>gambling and mostly just me futzing around, goofing around with

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<v Speaker 4>my sidekick, teleprompter Tom as we call him. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>week fifteen. We recorded the TV show yesterday. It actually

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<v Speaker 4>started airing on television around the country last night.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a nationally syndicated show, thank god for that.

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<v Speaker 4>NBC Sports Now for our purposes, the show is produced.

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<v Speaker 4>The director, the producer, all the production team, my team,

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<v Speaker 4>the people that put the show together behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 4>are at NBC Sports Boston. So that's our flagship. So

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<v Speaker 4>that to us is the biggest affiliate, not that we

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<v Speaker 4>don't love being on in all these other cities, but

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<v Speaker 4>that's the one where the people that make the magic,

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<v Speaker 4>the people that make the hot dogs, they get to

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<v Speaker 4>consume the hot dog right there in their backyard. And

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<v Speaker 4>so with that being said, we will go live no

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<v Speaker 4>Celtic game tonight, hallelujah, hallelujah, no Celtic game tonight in

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<v Speaker 4>the early television window.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think they play it all.

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<v Speaker 4>Today, So we will go live on tape on NBC

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<v Speaker 4>Sports Boston in prime time six pm and then two

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<v Speaker 4>more at least two more encore showings. The show will

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<v Speaker 4>be broadcast again at eight thirty and then again at

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<v Speaker 4>nine to thirty, so three showings between six pm and

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<v Speaker 4>nine thirty ten ish, which means Alf the Alien ol

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<v Speaker 4>Piner going to be very busy. Alf I know you

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<v Speaker 4>have a homework assignment there, buddy, and you've been very

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<v Speaker 4>good and loyal, and we lost our buddy masshole Mickey,

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<v Speaker 4>so I need you to carry the load there and

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<v Speaker 4>watch the show and all the episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>And all that, and I know you will. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you will.

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<v Speaker 4>Rusty as well, Rusty in Boston. And now Danny DeVito,

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<v Speaker 4>how cool is that the call the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>From Danny DeVito.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna tell my wife this weekend, Danny

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<v Speaker 4>DeVito is a fan of the show that I've arrived.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this is Danny Vieto.

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<v Speaker 4>He just happened to be a trash man in Boston,

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<v Speaker 4>but he's making like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 4>a year picking up other people's trash, which is not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>So again, the whole point is Benny versus the Penny.

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<v Speaker 4>Week fifteen break down, all the big matchups, this weekend

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<v Speaker 4>in the NFL, and I want you another show. Is

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<v Speaker 4>Liberacci approved at least teleprompter Tom his outfit Liberacci approved,

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<v Speaker 4>And we're gonna send out another Sissor real.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, I have had so much fun.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I'm a child the last couple of

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<v Speaker 4>weeks walking around the back lot at Universal Studios, Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 4>and we've stumbled on to the downtown city backdrop scene,

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<v Speaker 4>the fake buildings where they've filmed so many iconic movies

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<v Speaker 4>and TV shows over and mean, we get done with

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<v Speaker 4>the TV show and we we walk and it's pretty

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<v Speaker 4>long walk from when we do the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We do the show kind of near.

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<v Speaker 4>The front of Universal, the back lot, the front part

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<v Speaker 4>of the back lot at univers Studios, if that makes

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<v Speaker 4>any sense. So then we get out of that building.

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<v Speaker 4>We have to walk down to the abb And and Costello

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<v Speaker 4>parking garage. We then put our bags in the abb

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<v Speaker 4>and Castello draw Abnue Costello Garage. We then go into

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<v Speaker 4>an elevator. We go down the elevator to the ground floor.

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<v Speaker 4>We then walk out through an office building. We then

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<v Speaker 4>walk up to the left and have to go up

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<v Speaker 4>a hill and then we have a long walk.

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<v Speaker 1>We go by all.

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<v Speaker 4>These massive studios and we walk, walk, walk, Why walk

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<v Speaker 4>by the Johnny Carson building. There's a jay Leno street

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<v Speaker 4>slash building right across the street from Johnny Carson's building.

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<v Speaker 1>We keep going, keep going, keep going. At Boom there

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<v Speaker 1>it is right there, right.

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<v Speaker 4>In front of us, this beautiful city with a movie theater,

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<v Speaker 4>it's got a hotel, it's got everything. So we've deterned

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<v Speaker 4>and we love this Looney as well. And I tried

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<v Speaker 4>to explain to Looney we should have been doing this

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<v Speaker 4>a long time ago, and for some reason he thought

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<v Speaker 4>I was taking him up to Universal Studios the amusement park.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, no, I don't. I can't fit on the

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<v Speaker 4>rides at Universal Studios. I'm too tall for that. I

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<v Speaker 4>used to be too fat too, but I'm too tall now,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm like no. So this is our new spot.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's another video that we're putting out later today

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<v Speaker 4>that you can check out behind the scenes of the

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<v Speaker 4>Universal and you will see the Liberachi approved outfit from

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<v Speaker 4>teleprompter Tom for this week's episode of Benny Versus the Penny.

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<v Speaker 4>It is well, it's it's on brand for looning. It

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<v Speaker 4>is on brand for Looney all right. Turned the page

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<v Speaker 4>from that, I was I think I was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>think who sent me a message out? One of you

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<v Speaker 4>guys sent me a message saying, hey, we should go

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<v Speaker 4>back and kind of honor some of the people that

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<v Speaker 4>we've lost this year, and my buddy in Charleston.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, we will do that at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>I did want to spend some time this weekend to

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<v Speaker 4>say goodbye to my radio friend, and that would be Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>We talked about this at the beginning of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>I found out over last weekend that we had lost

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<v Speaker 4>our friend Skeeter. And over the last few days before

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<v Speaker 4>Skeeter passed, I had been in contact with Colonel Rick

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<v Speaker 4>and the Montana Girl. They are the two fine sweet

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<v Speaker 4>souls that have kept an eye on Skeeter, and they

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<v Speaker 4>reached out to me when Skeeter had a medical emergency. Now, Skeeter,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're not familiar, is a caller to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>He's one of the great characters on the show. And

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<v Speaker 4>really what the Overnight Show is all about. We're keeping

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<v Speaker 4>your company. We're there with you. You can't sleep, you

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<v Speaker 4>got medical problems, whatever it might be, and there's another

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<v Speaker 4>human being who is there. That's the whole point of

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<v Speaker 4>doing it. Otherwise they just put tape programming on and

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<v Speaker 4>that's it and save some money and they don't have

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<v Speaker 4>to pay people like me, and that's that. But Skeeter

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<v Speaker 4>is famous, and I will remember Skeeter as long as

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<v Speaker 4>I do this show for what he inspired Skeeter is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you about his life here because Colonel

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<v Speaker 4>Rick and the Montana Girl were kind of enough to

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<v Speaker 4>share a nice little right up on Skeeter. I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to share that because this is the last time we'll

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<v Speaker 4>probably mention him often on the show, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to give him the proper sendoff as he deserves. So

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<v Speaker 4>Skeeter started calling the show years ago and just a

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<v Speaker 4>sweet old man. But he loved being part of the show.

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<v Speaker 4>He loved being part of the show, and so much

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<v Speaker 4>so that we have the mal Or Militia. Listen to

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<v Speaker 4>the show, you know that we wote to Mallard Militia,

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<v Speaker 4>a group of super fans of the show that support

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<v Speaker 4>and defend the honor of the Ben Maller Show.

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<v Speaker 1>So fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I had used the Malad Militia moniker for a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, to Johatish John.

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<v Speaker 1>If you remember that name from Michigan, who retired from

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<v Speaker 1>sports radio calling. Very odd story.

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<v Speaker 4>But johnis John's like Mallad Militia Maleman. So we did

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<v Speaker 4>this years ago. This probably goes back twenty years we

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<v Speaker 4>had the Mala Militia. But a few years back, and

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even remember exactly when Skeeter started calling the show.

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<v Speaker 4>And he really was into the show, and he loved it,

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<v Speaker 4>and he had great energy, and he was a sweet

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<v Speaker 4>old man, and he wanted to be a member of

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<v Speaker 4>the militia. And he could not wrap his mind around

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<v Speaker 4>the fact that that there's no way to enter. He

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to be part of the club. He kept asking me,

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<v Speaker 4>call after call, how do I get part of this?

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<v Speaker 1>How do I want to be part of it?

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<v Speaker 4>And so in a moment of weakness, I said, all right, fine,

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<v Speaker 4>you want to be part of it. I stop annoying me, Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll come up with an oath. So I took the

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<v Speaker 4>I went on, I did some creative editing. I took

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<v Speaker 4>the United States Military Oath, and I twisted a few

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<v Speaker 4>words around. I made it my own. I put my

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<v Speaker 4>own touch on it and that was it. And then

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<v Speaker 4>I did it on the air, and Skeeter loved it

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<v Speaker 4>and he could not get enough of it, and other

0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.880
<v Speaker 4>people in the listening audience wanted to be part of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Many of you have taken the Malad Militia oath over

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<v Speaker 4>the years, and it's all because of Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all because of Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a blood oath and accordance to the bylaws of

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<v Speaker 4>the Mala Militia. And so that is all because of Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>That is his lasting legacy on our little radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's the funniest thing because Skeeter. I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 4>you about him here in a second. Skeeter spent a

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<v Speaker 4>long time in the military. He spent time in the

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<v Speaker 4>United States military, and here I am doing the military oath,

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<v Speaker 4>is changing a few words around, and he loved it.

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<v Speaker 4>And I get the biggest kick out of that because

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard for a lot of guys that did time

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<v Speaker 4>in the military, spent time there, and they all seem

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<v Speaker 4>to enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not had anyone say I'm offended by that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just really a great tribute to Skeeter. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you a little bit about him. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you a little bit about him. Skeeter just on.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's proper right. It's interesting. You never really

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<v Speaker 4>know who these people are when they call in. But Skeeter,

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<v Speaker 4>we learned a little bit about him.

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<v Speaker 1>His name, his real name is David.

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<v Speaker 4>David aka Skeeter, was born and grew up in North

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<v Speaker 4>Dakota on a farm, the son of a farmer. Graduated

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<v Speaker 4>from school, he went off to the Navy. I'm in

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<v Speaker 4>the Navy. He was a semen. Served twenty years in

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<v Speaker 4>the United States Navy. Our buddy Skeeter, twenty years in

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<v Speaker 4>the Navy. Now, after the Navy, he moved to Montana.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, that's it. I'm done. I'm going to retire

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to fish. And man, did he love

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<v Speaker 4>to fish. And if you love to fish, Montana is

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<v Speaker 4>heaven on earth?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it not? Is it not heaven on earth? Going

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<v Speaker 1>to Montana?

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<v Speaker 4>So as the story was passed on to me by

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<v Speaker 4>Colonel Rick. One of the famous Skeeter stories. In his

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<v Speaker 4>life in Montana fishing, he one time caught a seagull.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was fishing.

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<v Speaker 4>Instead of catching a salmon or something, he caught a seagull,

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<v Speaker 4>and he reeled it in and cut the tangled line

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<v Speaker 4>and set it free. He was very excited about that.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm happy to report that I thought this might

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<v Speaker 4>be bullshit. I thought this might not be true. And

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<v Speaker 4>I have seen photos of said seagull. The seagull seemed

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<v Speaker 4>to be doing okay, and it was not killed by this,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was just amusing. As far as Skeeter's personal life,

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<v Speaker 4>he had been married twice, He had no no children

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<v Speaker 4>from his first marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>He had three step sons with his second marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>And since he had a retirement from the Navy, he

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<v Speaker 4>had worked a little bit, worked as like a service station,

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<v Speaker 4>a gas station attendant in Montana.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd done that briefly. Liked music and sports and fishing.

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<v Speaker 4>And all that, and also had a great love of

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<v Speaker 4>of of the history of music, song titles from different dates.

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<v Speaker 4>He knew all about that. And as far as what

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<v Speaker 4>happened to Skeeter, without going into too much detail here,

0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.520
<v Speaker 4>Skeeter had called the show we knew he had cancer.

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<v Speaker 4>He had given us updates. Now it's it's pretty well.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Skeeter was you know, we were we were

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<v Speaker 4>like radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Family, and you know Skeeter was one of those guys

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to share with us.

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<v Speaker 4>We were important to him and and from any ways,

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<v Speaker 4>he was important to us.

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<v Speaker 1>On the Overnight show.

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<v Speaker 4>And so Skeeter would call us up and give us

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<v Speaker 4>medical updates when he visited the doctor about his cancer

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<v Speaker 4>and the outlook and how things were looking and all that.

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<v Speaker 4>He was very positive, very optimistic about everything. But about

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<v Speaker 4>two weeks ago, Skeeter was taking the trash container out

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<v Speaker 4>on a very cold, cold morning or afternoon, I guess

0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.600
<v Speaker 4>it was. It was a Sunday, so not this past Sunday,

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<v Speaker 4>the Sunday before, and there was a lot of wind,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of wind in Montana.

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<v Speaker 4>Winds gusted up to sixty mile an hour, and baby,

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<v Speaker 4>it is cold outside.

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<v Speaker 1>It was cold, and pair of.

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<v Speaker 4>Skeeter was not even though he's lived in Montana for

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<v Speaker 4>a long time and he's a hardy North Dakota, he's

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<v Speaker 4>gotten older and he's sick and whatnot, and so all

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<v Speaker 4>that apparently caused him. He was not prepared for it.

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<v Speaker 4>He fell down, and unfortunately he was by himself. He

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<v Speaker 4>laid there for about an hour on a frigid afternoon,

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<v Speaker 4>was sixty mile an hour wind Finally, one of his

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<v Speaker 4>neighbors came home and saw him laying on the ground,

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<v Speaker 4>called the paramedics. They got him up, helped him into

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<v Speaker 4>his house, and Skeeter being a you know, being stubborn,

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<v Speaker 4>which I respect. I'm stubborn too, excuters like, dude, I'm

0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.480
<v Speaker 4>not going to the hospital, all right, get out of here.

0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.639
<v Speaker 4>I don't I want to go to the hospital. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't need to get checked out.

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<v Speaker 1>So the next.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, as I'm told, the Colonel Rick, who has been

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<v Speaker 4>his caregiver for a number of years with Montana girl,

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<v Speaker 4>they they've done a great job with him. So Colonel

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<v Speaker 4>Rick went to his home and found our buddy Skeeter

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<v Speaker 4>had fallen yet again in his house. And so this

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<v Speaker 4>time the Colonel got him up and kind of got

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<v Speaker 4>him walking with the assistant a walker and made sure

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<v Speaker 4>he had his phone with him twenty four to seven

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<v Speaker 4>for help of needing. And you know, David, they was

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<v Speaker 4>happy and all that he was good. But then the

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<v Speaker 4>following Tuesday, there was a wellness check that was done

0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.600
<v Speaker 4>on Skeeter and he didn't answer.

0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:11.920
<v Speaker 1>It's never gonning done. That's what happened on my dad.

0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.400
<v Speaker 4>My dad used to do wellness calls my dad one

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<v Speaker 4>time he didn't answer.

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<v Speaker 1>That was not good.

0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.240
<v Speaker 4>So anyways, Colonel Rick ran over to check on Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>He had fallen yet again. He was very weak and

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<v Speaker 4>needed to call an ambulance. They called an ambulance, took

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<v Speaker 4>him to the hospital, try to find out what was happening.

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<v Speaker 4>He had fallen down three times in three days, so

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<v Speaker 4>obviously this is not going well. He was taking to

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<v Speaker 4>the hospital our buddy Skeeter and obviously not doing very well. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 4>you never know when your time is, and you hope

0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:46.120
<v Speaker 4>it's not.

0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Today, you hope it's tomorrow. But Skeeter's body had been

0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:50.320
<v Speaker 1>shutting down.

0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:57.040
<v Speaker 4>He did suffer from kidney cancer and that in the falls,

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<v Speaker 4>everything kind of tied together, we are told, and eventually

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<v Speaker 4>he became unresponsive. But I am happy to report this

0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:09.880
<v Speaker 4>actually made me made me very happy. The colonel who

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<v Speaker 4>had been keeping an eye on Colonel Rick and the

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<v Speaker 4>Montana girl deb they tell me that while Skeeter was

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<v Speaker 4>in the hospital, before he crossed over to the pearly

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<v Speaker 4>gates there and went to the other side, they had

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<v Speaker 4>mentioned the name my name Skeeter wanted me to know

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<v Speaker 4>about his situation.

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<v Speaker 1>If something were to happen to him. So Colonel had

0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:41.800
<v Speaker 1>reached out. But when he mentioned to Skeeter my name,

0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Skeeter smiled, which made me feel very good. And I

0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:47.200
<v Speaker 1>had left a.

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<v Speaker 4>Voicemail message for Colonel Rick to I didn't know whether

0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:54.199
<v Speaker 4>that was for Skeeter or not, but I left a

0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:57.119
<v Speaker 4>very nice message on the phone. I was trying to

0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:00.480
<v Speaker 4>get in contact, but Skeeter was unresponsive and whatnot. So

0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:02.520
<v Speaker 4>I left a voicemail message about how much we loved

0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:04.920
<v Speaker 4>Skeeter and how great he was and all that stuff.

0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.320
<v Speaker 4>And before Skeeter passed, they were able to play that

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:12.840
<v Speaker 4>message for Skeeter and Colonel Rick. I teared up a

0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:14.880
<v Speaker 4>little bit when I read this. But Colonel Rick sent

0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:17.080
<v Speaker 4>me a message and he said that when they were

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<v Speaker 4>playing my voice to Skeeter and he's, you know, unresponsive,

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<v Speaker 4>he's dying, is on his deathbed in the hospital, and

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<v Speaker 4>his eyes fluttered and he actually smiled, which made me

0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:29.800
<v Speaker 4>feel just was great. You know, it's not about me,

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:32.600
<v Speaker 4>but it just it's like, wow, there's just that connection

0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:35.360
<v Speaker 4>that you have. And I never met Skeeter. We never

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<v Speaker 4>met in real life. We just talked on the phone

0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:44.800
<v Speaker 4>on the radio several times, and and then his wife,

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<v Speaker 4>Colonel Rick's wife told David, you know, we love you

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<v Speaker 4>and all this stuff, and and then Skeeter shortly after

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<v Speaker 4>that passed away and he was at peace. And I

0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:02.159
<v Speaker 4>was also told by Colonel Rick that our buddy Skeeter,

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<v Speaker 4>he had one last wish. I guess he wanted to

0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:11.760
<v Speaker 4>see the Lions go to the Super Bowl. And so

0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.480
<v Speaker 4>that's for Skeeter. We'll see how far they go. But

0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:21.040
<v Speaker 4>he loved and really enjoyed the show and the characters,

0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:22.760
<v Speaker 4>and he loved being part of the show.

0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:26.920
<v Speaker 1>And I mentioned this on the radio the other day.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just a hilarious tale that Colonel Rick told

0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:34.480
<v Speaker 4>me about Skeeters on he was on what used to

0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 4>be called twitters now X and he was so proud.

0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:44.680
<v Speaker 4>He thought he was Taylor Swift or you know, whoever

0:22:44.760 --> 0:22:48.679
<v Speaker 4>your favorite famous person is, because he had like one

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:52.680
<v Speaker 4>hundred and thirty people following him on X and to him,

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:53.480
<v Speaker 4>that was the.

0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Biggest thing in the world. Like that was awesome.

0:22:56.320 --> 0:23:01.520
<v Speaker 4>Was that was his bully pulpit, that was his megaphone

0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:04.640
<v Speaker 4>to the world. I thought that was just so sweet

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.160
<v Speaker 4>and wonderful. I need emailed me a few times over

0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:11.119
<v Speaker 4>the years, and we had corresponded off the radio. But

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:16.639
<v Speaker 4>rest in peace, Skeeter in Montana. A life well lived,

0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 4>a full life, twenty years in the Navy, a good

0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:22.920
<v Speaker 4>amount of time retired fishing in Montana, and a couple

0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:24.120
<v Speaker 4>of the marriages and all that.

0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:26.199
<v Speaker 1>But rest in peace, Skeeter.

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully he's hanging out with Genie and Medford and a masshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Mickey's on four.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a lot of people on the other side.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you something, the malor meet and greet

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:38.680
<v Speaker 4>that we're going to do on the other side, Holy Canoley,

0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:41.200
<v Speaker 4>that is going to be a big one. A lot

0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 4>of legends, a lot of legends that we have lost

0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:46.840
<v Speaker 4>over the year. Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay, so many

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.119
<v Speaker 4>others that have passed on.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's the fifth hour.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to turn the page from that our tribute

0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:57.159
<v Speaker 4>to Skeeter in Montana, and I wanted to mention what

0:23:57.240 --> 0:23:58.720
<v Speaker 4>a perfect transition.

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<v Speaker 1>Skeeter liked to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>We'd like to eat. Skeeter would appreciate this. Foody fun,

0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 4>foody fun. Let's do it, that's right, A little food

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:13.040
<v Speaker 4>he fun, food he fun. All right, some food stores

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:18.960
<v Speaker 4>here at Taco Bell testing a beverage concept called Live

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.399
<v Speaker 4>Moss Cafe. Does that not sound like a ripoff of

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 4>the McDonald's cafe thing. Yeah, I'll give Taco Bell credit

0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:31.679
<v Speaker 4>Taco Bell and Jack in the Box, which is not

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<v Speaker 4>a national chance of regional chain. They'll just throw anything

0:24:36.040 --> 0:24:40.560
<v Speaker 4>out there like they don't really care. A Wendy's recently

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<v Speaker 4>brought back the French onion cheeseburger. Now, I used to

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 4>eat Wendyes all the time, but I always went chicken

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 4>sandwich nuggets, Chicken sandwich nuggies, as the kids say at Wendy's.

0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 4>I do like French onion though, I'm a fan of

0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 4>the French onion, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that for what it's worth.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Burger King has announced the return of the BK melt.

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 4>I know that Blair and Maine is excited about that,

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 4>and I'm excited about the Truro fries available for a

0:25:07.920 --> 0:25:13.400
<v Speaker 4>limited time now. That starts December nineteenth, So today's the thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew the math on that.

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<v Speaker 4>And this being the holiday season, it is the season

0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 4>to put random maps up and have some fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And this being.

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<v Speaker 4>Foody fund, we don't have too much time left. But

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<v Speaker 4>I did want to mention this on Foody Fund. The

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<v Speaker 4>most popular Christmas desserts in each US state. The most

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<v Speaker 4>popular desserts in each US state. And let's see, we

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<v Speaker 4>don't we can't do all of them. Let's just we'll

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<v Speaker 4>do some of the big ones. We'll do some of

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<v Speaker 4>the big ones. Now most states. What do you think

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<v Speaker 4>the number number one dessert is for Christmas? That is right,

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<v Speaker 4>ding ding ding ding ning pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>I think pumpkin pie. I think Halloween, I think Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't necessarily think the Christmas holiday. But pumpkin pie

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<v Speaker 4>is number one in Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Arizona, Colorado,

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<v Speaker 4>South Dakota, North Dakota, Minnesota, Minnesota, and Ice, Missouri. Number

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<v Speaker 4>one Wisconsin, Michigan. These are all Hardy, hardy pumpkin pie territories. Maine,

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<v Speaker 4>my friends in the state of Maine love pumpkin by

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<v Speaker 4>South Carolina pumpkin pie now in New York, New York,

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<v Speaker 4>in Pennsylvania. In Texas, the sugar cookie. The sugar cookie

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<v Speaker 4>reigns supreme. Also in Illinois. Also in Illinois, California, the

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<v Speaker 4>state we broadcast from, Red Velvet Cake is number one

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<v Speaker 4>here in California the most popular Christmas dessert, which I've

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<v Speaker 4>never had at Christmas. I've only had red velvet cake

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<v Speaker 4>a few times. There was a woman that listened to

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<v Speaker 4>the show name I think her name was Tiffany. She

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<v Speaker 4>came into the studio and I don't know, she just

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<v Speaker 4>like stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>She must have hated us. She must have thought I

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<v Speaker 1>looked like an ogre or something that it's very were

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<v Speaker 1>she came in and then she just vanished, stopped calling

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<v Speaker 1>the shoe name. She brought in red velvet cake one

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<v Speaker 1>time and we enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very good, a very moist cake, delicious, hardest

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<v Speaker 4>screw cake up, but I don't usually have it here.

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<v Speaker 4>Kansas also big red velvet cake territory, as in Alabama

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<v Speaker 4>and where else I think I said South Carolina was

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<v Speaker 4>it was pumpkin pie. It's actually red velvet, North Carolinas

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<v Speaker 4>pumpkin pie, Virginia red velvet, Ohio red velvet. Some of

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<v Speaker 4>the other ones here, Like what's going on in Florida,

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<v Speaker 4>Tierra Massou is the number one to serve well. I

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<v Speaker 4>guess we could get supermarket Steve's wife to make some

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<v Speaker 4>Tierra Massoux there for the people of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Piscotti is number one in Georgia. That seems a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>What else do we have? If I see anything else? Utah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well this is perfect for Utah. J Dot in Utah

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<v Speaker 4>and his people over there. The number one dessert in

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<v Speaker 4>Utah for Christmas is rice pudding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, rice pudding is a nonmber. Yeah, good luck on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 4>I also believe in if I'm looking at this properly,

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<v Speaker 4>Maryland is also rice pudding. So yeah, I'm okay. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a big pecan guy. Pecan pie got Connecticut. I should

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<v Speaker 4>go to Connecticut or DC. Pecan pie is number one. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to pint. Tiera Massoux number one in Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I'm bouncing around, but I of those desserts

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<v Speaker 4>that were listed, like some states have carrot cake, like

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<v Speaker 4>Indiana's carried I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand carrot cake. I mean, whatever floats your boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Tiera Masoux also big in Nevada. Point that out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a big pecan pie guy. Sugar cookies. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do a list because Terry in England. I do

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<v Speaker 4>not do lists, Terry, but I will give you my

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<v Speaker 4>big board. Of these lists, I would put pecan pie

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<v Speaker 4>in the number one spot, Sugar Cookies, number two, Red Velvet, three,

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<v Speaker 4>pumpkin pie.

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<v Speaker 1>Four. Because I think of pumpkin pie, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think of that as a Thanksgiving dessert. I would put

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<v Speaker 4>piscatti after that, followed by Tierra Massou and then I

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<v Speaker 4>put rice putting, followed by carrot cake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my big board right there. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all right time now four the word.

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<v Speaker 1>All the week, or in this case, the words of

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<v Speaker 1>the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>This one an email I got from a listener to

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<v Speaker 4>this podcast. He calls himself the grease Monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not alone.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in Atlanta, and he says he wanted us to

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<v Speaker 4>talk about the Alan Wrench. Of all things, the Alan wrench.

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<v Speaker 4>That's random anyway, Grease Monkey writes. Sin says he's spent

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of time in recent years. He got married

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<v Speaker 4>about a year ago. They've got a home, and he

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<v Speaker 4>has purchased all kinds of Ikea furniture, and every piece

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<v Speaker 4>of furniture that he's built since he got married and

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<v Speaker 4>started his life has had an Alan wrench. He says

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<v Speaker 4>he now hates the Alan wrench and hopes to never

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<v Speaker 4>see it again. But yet he emailed me wanting to

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<v Speaker 4>know about the history of the Allen wrench. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>not just I can't, but Ikeia is most nomal Every

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<v Speaker 4>single ready to assemble product requiring screws has a complementary

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<v Speaker 4>Allen wrench.

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<v Speaker 1>That hex tool you twist, you know what, it's pain

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<v Speaker 1>in the ass.

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<v Speaker 4>You twist it to secure fasteners and for bookshelf you're

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<v Speaker 4>building the table, any kind of price, pretty much the

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<v Speaker 4>entire line of Ikea products, and it's it's necessary. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a necessary thing. It's not the easiest thing to play

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<v Speaker 4>around with, depending on how small it is. And the

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<v Speaker 4>Allen wrench it's an L or an S shaped tool,

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<v Speaker 4>six sided head, easily gripped allegedly, So what's the history

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<v Speaker 4>of it? So I did a deep dive on this

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<v Speaker 4>and it goes back to nineteen ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure enough, there's a gentleman named William G.

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<v Speaker 4>Allen, the owner of the Allen screw manufacturing company. Mister

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<v Speaker 4>Allen loved the name Allen and he started marketing hex wrenches.

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<v Speaker 4>You see, the wrench, the Allen wrench was actually the

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<v Speaker 4>hex wrench. It had already existed since the nineteenth century.

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<v Speaker 1>And they.

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<v Speaker 4>Were intended to compete with similar square wrenches and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 4>and then reduced tool slippage.

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<v Speaker 1>And unity to get in all that.

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<v Speaker 4>But to mention, the wrenches were meant to be used

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<v Speaker 4>with a screw that had a hexagonal recess, so Allen

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<v Speaker 4>had filed a patent for that in nineteen oh nine.

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<v Speaker 4>He called his the Allen safety screw is what he

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<v Speaker 4>called it, not the Allen wrench. So you're probably wondering,

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<v Speaker 4>So the hex wrench existed before the Allen wrench, So

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<v Speaker 4>why do we still, all these years later call it

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<v Speaker 4>the Alan rench. Here's why. And this is a great

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<v Speaker 4>lesson about marketing. It's a great lesson about business and

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<v Speaker 4>how people are wired. The reason in twenty twenty four,

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<v Speaker 4>almost twenty twenty five that we call it the Alan

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<v Speaker 4>wrench and not the hex range, it's very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason we do.

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<v Speaker 4>That is because of publicy, publicizing five screwed that up,

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<v Speaker 4>publicizing right. Marketing, marketing, and that is the key, that

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<v Speaker 4>is the key to this. It's all about the marketing.

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<v Speaker 4>And I've read books about business and products and what

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<v Speaker 4>makes products popular and what makes them not popular, and

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<v Speaker 4>the manipulation of the mind and all this different stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>You study this stuff and you learn that the same

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<v Speaker 4>playbook is used to hype things up, to advertise, raise

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<v Speaker 4>the profile of something. The pervasive marketing, if you will.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same formula of salesmanship that is used. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>so this guy, William G. Allen, just was able to

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<v Speaker 4>publicize and market it. And once in a mind, once

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<v Speaker 4>people have determined that a product is called this, that's

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<v Speaker 4>what it's called. People don't like to change their minds.

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<v Speaker 4>Once they perceive you one way, that's it. And so

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<v Speaker 4>the secret to success off is getting into the mind first.

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<v Speaker 4>And while the X ranch was around, it was not marketed,

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<v Speaker 4>it was not publicized, and not have the Hollywood hype

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<v Speaker 4>machine behind it like the Allen screw manufacturing company.

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<v Speaker 1>And so therefore it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Better to be first in the mind than first in

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<v Speaker 4>the marketplace. It was not, and all these years later

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<v Speaker 4>we still call it the Allen Wrench. We'll get out

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<v Speaker 4>on that. Have a wonderful rest of your Friday. Please

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<v Speaker 4>try to watch Benny Versus the Pennys on in Boston,

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<v Speaker 4>San Francisco, Philadelphia, Kansas City, a bunch of other places

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<v Speaker 4>around the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Check your local TV listings, or just.

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<v Speaker 4>Watch it later tonight on Peacock streaming nationally twenty four

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<v Speaker 4>to seven, Benny versus the Penny, myself and teleprompter Tom,

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<v Speaker 4>the liberati of the TV show, have a great rest

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<v Speaker 4>of your day. Danny g will rejoin me tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 4>we'll catch you then. And as he would say, later,

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<v Speaker 4>skater

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta murder, I gotta go.