1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome. It's Tuesday, 3 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: and we were not here yesterday. It's the first show 4 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: of the week. I apologize. It sounds like I'm being 5 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: facetious or sarcastic. Um. Sarcastic meaning that it has more 6 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: meanness behind it than facetiousness. But I'm being neither and neither. Um. 7 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: I am sorry that I didn't have a show yesterday, 8 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: but um, we have one today and we're here and 9 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: we're in a good mood. Andrew has a new haircut 10 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: on his face. Yeah, he has a mustache. We're gonna 11 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: get into it. Let's just get into it. Noah's here. 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: She's in Arizona. Andrew and I are both in St. Louis. 13 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: Um is Tuesday. I'm cramping right now. Um, but I'm 14 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: not feeling it because I took pain pills. But it's 15 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: just I just know what's happening. There's terrible pain happening 16 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 1: in my uterus right now. Sometimes when I take paintballs 17 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 1: it it makes me just feel like I'm just like 18 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: blind spotting it, you know, like I didn't fix the 19 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 1: thing that's happening. I mean, are there drugs just for doll? 20 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: It sounds like a a toy you get as a 21 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: four year old girl, My doll, my doll, and it's 22 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: just like helps you get ready to cramp up. It's 23 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: just a little stuffed animal pill. What does it feel? 24 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 1: Does it feel like a stomach Thank you for asking? 25 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: Thank you for asking, because I will tell you exactly 26 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: how it feels. Because I did not get cramps until 27 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: I was a thirty eight year old woman. And I'll 28 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: say it started in my thirty seven and I talked 29 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: about it before, but last night it woke me up 30 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: at three in the morning. I knew I was getting 31 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: my pill or my period today because I have the 32 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: flow app and it tracks it, and it was dead 33 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: on and the flow app giving an alert like it's 34 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: like now. But I mean, I locked my symptoms and 35 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: I see it popping up on the calendar when it's 36 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: supposed to start night and I go Tuesday. So it 37 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: started Tuesday early morning, and man, I woke up and 38 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: it just feels like this is exactly feels like you 39 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: have a stomach virus and you're you have to have 40 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: explosive diarrhea, and there's nothing to come out, and there's 41 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: nothing to make it feel better except pain pills. There's nothing. 42 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: I just went and said on the toilet, which like 43 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: because in my brain, I've never had this before, so 44 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: it's just like you have to you have diarrhea. So 45 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: I'm just sitting on the toilet like what is like gas? 46 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: Like it just feels like your stomach is a taught 47 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: balloon but it's not, and I'm pushing on it and 48 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 1: like I really almost woke up Christ and I was like, well, 49 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: you punched me in the stomach. I wanted to be 50 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: severely punched in the stomach because I wanted the pain 51 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: on the inside to match the outside and maybe it 52 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: like when I used it was a migraine in my stomach, 53 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: it was as bad of it's the worst pain I've 54 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: ever felt, similarly where I used to when I was 55 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: on and it's all connected to my fucking hormones. When 56 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: I was on the stupid um I U D, the 57 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: Marina I U D, I used to get just the 58 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: worst migraines, not the worst, because there's I'm sure, but 59 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: it's the worst pain I've ever felt before. And I 60 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: used to want Chris to punch me in the face 61 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,239 Speaker 1: like he never would, but I'd be like please, because 62 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: I just don't want this. I want some other pain 63 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: in the area that will take away from that. And um, yeah, 64 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: I was just crying on the toilet. I was had 65 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: a bucket in front of me. I was like spitting up. 66 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: I was just like it was just and then you know, 67 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: eventually I'm like, okay, I'll give in and I'll It's 68 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: like I was so in pain, I couldn't even take 69 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: a pain, but like I couldn't even look for tile 70 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: in all or anything. But I luckily, you know, scrummaged 71 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: around and found some. And then I found the heating 72 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,119 Speaker 1: patch that I got myself from your Uber eats order, 73 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: and I slapped this thing on my belly and it 74 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: just didn't do enough. It wasn't hot and off, and 75 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: I'm laiting in bed, just writhing, and Chris is to 76 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: get up at five for radio and I'm like waking 77 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: him up, but it's like this is between three and five, 78 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: and we went to bed at like one. He's getting 79 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: no sleep. So I just decided to sleep on the 80 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: bathroom floor. And then I was like, wait, maybe if 81 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: I get in the if I make a really hot 82 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: bath and just make it as hot as I want 83 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,679 Speaker 1: the heating pad to be. So I made a scalding 84 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: hot bath and just laid in it, and that really 85 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: actually helped. It might have been around the time though, 86 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,559 Speaker 1: that the pain bills were kicking in, But I'm really 87 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: like I wrote my I'm gonna write my mom or 88 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: I planned on it, but being like, do you have 89 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: any coding or any kind of like heavy duty pain 90 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: pill that you stole from Grandma when she died and 91 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 1: got in her cabinets? Because I it was the worst. 92 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 1: So what I did do, though, was I went I 93 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,799 Speaker 1: started googling. As soon as my stomach started feeling better. 94 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: It feels like, does that is that accurate? No, what 95 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 1: do you experience this? Ever? Not to that extreme? But 96 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: I've had um, yeah, I've had a really bad pain. 97 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: It's just we just deal with it. I mean, just 98 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: let it go through us and wake up the next 99 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: day and start all over. Talking about their cramps are 100 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: like complaining and I just never related because I got 101 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 1: like a little cramping here and there. But it was 102 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: just like I just thought girls were kind of like 103 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: I always kind of think I have ah or threshold 104 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: of pain. So I'm just like, I didn't dismiss their pain, 105 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: but I was just like, they're kind of being over dramatic. Though. 106 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: I've been on birth control since I don't know, like decades, 107 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: and I only got off it in December, so I'm 108 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: only starting to experience like what my real period is like. 109 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: And the cramps are pretty bad. Yeah, and that's the thing. 110 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: I'm not on the pill. And so I looked up 111 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: like I just looked up cramps like I'm like a 112 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: thirteen year old girl. That's just like, what's happening to me. 113 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: I really, I feel like I can describe this this 114 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: for men, because I feel like a man like I've 115 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: never just I've never dealt with this in my life. 116 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 1: I didn't have my period for the first you got 117 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: me everyone was fifteen, and then I lost it by 118 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 1: the time I was seventeen, and then I didn't have 119 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: it again regularly till I was thirty something, and then 120 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: I was on the pill forever. And so this is 121 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: the first time I'm experiencing this, and it is I 122 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: looked it up and then I said that the pill 123 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: can like regulate this, and I don't want to be 124 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: on the pill because I just I don't like the 125 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: idea that I heard the pill makes it so you 126 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: never are like putting out sex hormones, like it's always 127 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: making you in a constant state of I'm pregnant. So 128 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: like these little imperceptible things that your body does, or 129 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: like that your smells you make that set tell men like, hey, 130 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 1: I yeah, your pheromones just like little things that happened 131 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: to your body that make men want to fuck you 132 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: and marry you and just be attracted to you, which 133 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: I rely on not only for my career but like 134 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: my relationship. Um, even if you think you don't, you do. 135 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: And I also want the people kind of don't look 136 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: at you. The reverse of that also is um, A 137 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: lot of women get off of birth control with their 138 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 1: partner right and they realized they realized that when they 139 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: met him, they were attracted to the wrong sense. And 140 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: women realize, like, there's something about my partner that I 141 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: don't like. Confuses everything. People get off the pill, or 142 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 1: they get on a pill and they're disgusted by that. 143 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: They're literally disgusted by their boyfriend they don't like his smell, 144 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: or they get off it based on if they met 145 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: him when they were on it, because it changes everything 146 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: about your attraction, about their attraction to you and your body. 147 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: A lot of pills. I don't know the science mean 148 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: this obviously, because I'm only like half a scientist. I 149 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: only went to you know, I only have my um 150 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: masters in science. But I don't know anything. But I 151 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: do know that there are certain pills that mimic that 152 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: you're constantly in a state of your Basically, your body 153 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: thinks it's pregnant and so it won't shed it's lining, 154 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: but you don't have a stomach to have the people 155 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: be like, oh you're pregnant. You just look like a 156 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: woman who can't carry a bay be And I'm already like, 157 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: you know, tow in that line, I don't want. So 158 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: I looked into it and I just don't. I remember 159 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: the pain I was in, and I just told myself, 160 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: when this pain stops, do whatever you can to not 161 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 1: feel this way again, Trust saying Nikki that, tell trust 162 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: Nikki when because I will forget the pain and go. 163 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: I don't need to be on the pill. So I 164 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: hang over. So I signed up for this like um thing, 165 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: and I, you know, tell a health health message with 166 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: a doctor, got prescribed the pill right away, paid forty 167 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: bucks to like text message with the doctor, and I'm 168 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: getting the newver Ring put up their stat I don't 169 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: want to do this anymore. I don't care if it's 170 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 1: I've been on the newver Ring before and but that 171 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:50,320 Speaker 1: that smell, because I honestly, I go through life where 172 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: I don't unless it's like a nasty fart or walking 173 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: by a subway, I don't even realize like a smell. 174 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: I know, I know that's what's interesting, Like you don't 175 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 1: even know what's happening. I don't even know why. God, 176 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: last night, like after I hadn't seen christ and so long, 177 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 1: and we hung out and we were just like, you know, 178 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: I had like a lot of loving moments together and afterwards, 179 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,560 Speaker 1: like I just like he came up and hugged me 180 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: and I just like was like I wanted to eat 181 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: his skin. I was like, God, I just love your smell, 182 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 1: like I am so in love with you, And it 183 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: was like it was just and he smelled the same 184 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: as he did an hour before when I first saw him, 185 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 1: which it just felt like a little bit new and 186 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 1: like almost you know when you haven't seen your partner. 187 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: For like even the third of the person that he'd 188 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,679 Speaker 1: been dating for nine years, you haven't seen them for 189 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: a little bit. It's a little awkward, which is kind 190 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: of exciting because it feels a little new. But it 191 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: was so wild like after you know, for women, it 192 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: takes a little bit for us to like get that 193 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 1: kind of horny nous that men kind of come into 194 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,839 Speaker 1: the building with and like that that like does that 195 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,439 Speaker 1: like that unbridled desire, And that was what I was 196 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 1: feeling a or we had, you know, spend a lot 197 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: of time just like you know, kissing on each other. 198 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: I was just like, get back over and he was 199 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: kind of like you know, like trying to make dinner 200 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 1: and like putting a pizza in oven. I was just like, 201 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 1: can I just like you just like lay on me 202 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: and I could just eat your hair. I was like, 203 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: so it was because I was about to, but that 204 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing. It was like the same, 205 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: He was the same. He didn't put off new smells. 206 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 1: It's very interesting, like how yeah, no, I feel I 207 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: felt that way yesterday actually react with Branna because I 208 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: mean it's been what four days, four days, I don't know, 209 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: something there's yeah, there's so I don't know. Yeah, you 210 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 1: don't get it. You she comes home and I'm just 211 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: I'm all horned up because your boy, yes, you know, 212 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: because that's what she loves, is just an ungodly amount 213 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:49,200 Speaker 1: of you know, jizz, which you know, women love that. 214 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: They just want more than merrier? Right? Are you saying 215 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,240 Speaker 1: that facetiously because we kind of do. I don't know. 216 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 1: I do well. I think you like seeing it because 217 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: you know he kept it for you. Maybe or we're 218 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 1: just huge horse. I don't know. I like a lot 219 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 1: of come dumpsters. Yeah, thank you. Noah, Listen, that's how 220 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 1: cute is Noah? That she that she come dumpsters like that? 221 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: Is such a Noah? Is um just piping in with 222 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: the most Could there be too much? No, I'm not 223 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 1: speaking for all women, and I know that some women 224 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: out there just like no I because I remember Dr 225 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: Drew telling me after his prostate cancer he had his 226 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: prostate removed or whatever they do, and he shooting and 227 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: he loves it because there's no clean up, but there 228 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: is something, or maybe it's clear. I don't think it's clear. 229 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 1: I think it's just nothing. I think it's just great. 230 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,319 Speaker 1: You could quit whenever you want. It's like howling wind 231 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: that comes out. It's like wearing a condom and pretending 232 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: to come, but you don't have to. Like he could 233 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:57,160 Speaker 1: just be like, yes, oh I gotta got but she 234 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: puts it up to her eye and it's like a 235 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: little one of those ocular test that shots wind into 236 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: your eye to see yeah, and she can tell. Nothing 237 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,600 Speaker 1: came out, not even a wind, not even a hot 238 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: Brad goes, are you a doctor? Am I? I'm pretty 239 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: sure he is. So you save your stock and she 240 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: comes in, oh, yeah, it just always horned up? Boy, 241 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: I mean I was, But are you nervous when you're 242 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: horned up? I feel like when men get horny, which 243 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 1: is the basis of my entire act, they don't. They're 244 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 1: not like nervous. They're just like on autopilot. They're like 245 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 1: they're almost zombie like, like nothing will stop that. Well, 246 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: it's funny because she's on her period and she mentioned 247 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: she's like, I think you kind of like it that 248 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: you don't have to do anything. I was like, wouldn't 249 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: anyone like it if they don't have to do anything 250 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: and they get the treat? What do you mean do anything? 251 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,520 Speaker 1: Like go down on her or like just have said 252 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 1: like anything, like I literally like could come back home, 253 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,839 Speaker 1: be exhausted, laid back and get why don't you do it? 254 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,439 Speaker 1: I don't understand because she doesn't like to have sex 255 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,839 Speaker 1: iner period. Well it's literally the first day she didn't 256 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: like to do it like the so so she just yeah, yes, 257 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: I mean that's fun. It's fun. I mean, who wouldn't 258 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: like a complete like treat where you have to give 259 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: nothing in return. And then I shaved my mind. I 260 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:14,920 Speaker 1: shaved my I trimmed my beard like as a joke. No, yeah, 261 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: it was just I was trimming my beard just to 262 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,400 Speaker 1: trim my face. And I was like, I'll just leave 263 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: the mustache just kind of a pranky prank, kind of 264 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: a fun it's kind of like maybe if you left 265 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: like a bunch of pubic hair and like as like 266 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: a joke. And then Chris was like, that's my favorite 267 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,559 Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. And that's what I came out 268 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: of the bathroom and bent. It's like, I'm so into this. 269 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: You look different because you look like a young guy beard, 270 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 1: because I'm like this guy who's this guy who's this 271 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 1: fireman with fucking who's ready to fuck it. Yeah, she'll 272 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: want you to take it off soon show up. Yeah. 273 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, it really is novelty, Like can you wear heels? 274 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 1: People think women don't like novelty and that we don't 275 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 1: like a little bit of role play action. We actually 276 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 1: we we. I wish I could get into some of 277 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: the things that I've been doing UM in my personal life, 278 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: but I want to keep it personal. But like, uh, 279 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 1: what I want to say is that the more I 280 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: get into UM sensory deprivation in which you kind of 281 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: don't know who's in the room with you and they 282 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 1: can pretend to be anyone else. And because you know, 283 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: if you're trying to do role play and the person 284 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: is standing in front of you and they look like 285 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: you can see them and they're pretending to be in 286 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: a small tub floating, you just put on an eyemask, 287 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 1: a silky sweet eyemask. Save a lot of money. And yes, no, no, no, 288 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: you don't have to be a float tank. You don't 289 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: have to like Joe Rogan in a cryo chamber. It's 290 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: so funny. The planes where they filmed Apollo thirteen, where 291 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 1: you float in the air for seventeen seconds, such a 292 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: funny way to fuck. It would be really hard in 293 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: the air, Oh my god. But there's just something about 294 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: to go on the roof, you know what I mean. 295 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: Women crave like new, just not as much as men do. 296 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: But it is interesting. What there's a perfect balance I 297 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: found of like your person that you love and trust 298 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: pretending to be someone new, so you don't actually have 299 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 1: to have someone new. It is still the person, but 300 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 1: you get to kind of exercise those fantasies of someone new. 301 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 1: Where like, it's very interesting. I don't know, I just 302 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: like and I let's say, in the past, I've done 303 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 1: the thing where you you talk to the person who 304 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 1: is your boyfriend or the person you're with, and they're 305 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 1: pretending to be someone else, someone specific, anyone. It could 306 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 1: just know not it could be anyone anything. So let's 307 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 1: say a job, whatever your fantasy is, Well, they have 308 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: to talk. I think they have to understanding. No, no, 309 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: maybe without he was the list feel like but they 310 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: But what you do is for me, this is very hot. 311 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: You talk to the person that is not your boyfriend 312 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: about your boyfriend to him and he is your boyfriend, 313 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 1: but you say, like, you can't do things like my 314 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: boyfriend does. Good luck nice, try you're not going to 315 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 1: be as good, and then they end up being like 316 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: trying to get you to like, oh you think I 317 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: can't do better than your stupid boyfriend or whatever it is, 318 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: and then you compete with like so it makes that 319 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: person compete with this, compete with a fictionalized version with 320 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: themselves really and they're playing a role that they didn't 321 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: really know they're playing. And then you are also like 322 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: free to be like, actually, you're better than him because 323 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: it's still him. Yes, yes, yes, and he doesn't feel 324 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: it's like, it's very interesting and it's very fun. And 325 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: all it requires is a sleep mask that you buy 326 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: from Amazon and a little change of voice and a 327 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 1: float tank um yeah in a censory deprivation tank and 328 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: um noise canceling headphones and about and seven guys in 329 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,439 Speaker 1: the room, philocybin mushrooms, yes, the U. It is funny 330 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,159 Speaker 1: to think, like, you know, if Brandon was like, you know, 331 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: why don't you be a doctor or something like I'm 332 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: not smart enough to convey certain characters construction worker. Uh, 333 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,479 Speaker 1: I could do fireman, but like any cheese salesman, welcome 334 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 1: to mount up. You turned on. Actually I've been dating 335 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,960 Speaker 1: someone else for the last three years. That is funny 336 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: when you start asking too many questions of the character 337 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: and they're like, I haven't really worked out this character. 338 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: I don't even know his name. Um, that's great. Yeah, 339 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick breaking come back with 340 00:17:54,119 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: more Andrew coming down the mountain. Oh come, that's an 341 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: old town. We've ard it back to. This is okay, 342 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:15,160 Speaker 1: we're back. Um, so welcome to Nicki Glazer. Question Mark, 343 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 1: did you watch it yet? What did you watch it? Yes? 344 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 1: Sunday at seven pm? Oh my gosh. You know, it's hard. 345 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,159 Speaker 1: It's been hard for me to watch it for whatever reason, 346 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,919 Speaker 1: because I here. I realized why because I'm alone on 347 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: Sunday nights. I'm either here alone. I if I had 348 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 1: like a person to watch it with, it would be 349 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 1: more fun. But alone I just get too critical and 350 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 1: then I just don't end up watching it. And um, 351 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 1: you can always think everyone else should watch it, so 352 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,159 Speaker 1: watch That's really nice of you. That's a good Actually, 353 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: that's a good idea because I'm watching Facetimer know what 354 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,920 Speaker 1: what did what did you think of this episode? What's what? What? 355 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: What happened? Really funny? I mean they used the preview 356 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 1: of you kissing statue and your parents river house for 357 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 1: so many remember that, like yesterday. I don't know why. 358 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 1: I remember that like more than anything from this show. 359 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: I know, we really I really went to town on 360 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: that thing. He sucked his finger. Yeah, I mean that 361 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,440 Speaker 1: was commitment. I really enjoyed. I enjoyed it too much 362 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: of like treating that thing like it was my boyfriend. 363 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,880 Speaker 1: I was really craving something. Back then, you can even 364 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: make a statue to rope. Oh my god, oh my god, 365 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 1: like literally Pierre St. Louis or whatever his fucking name 366 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: is done by the Art Museum. But he's not Pierre. 367 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: I have to just get up on his horse though. 368 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, but he's not. I'm up there with 369 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: a fucking mask on. People are like, what, you don't 370 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 1: need to wear that, it's dangerous. Um, like, we'd rather 371 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: take the statue down. Didn't watch whatever that William Mays. 372 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: I'm climbing up at the village here, huh. I didn't 373 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 1: know William. I thought William. I got really excited that 374 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,399 Speaker 1: willis from my favorite baseball player. I think he is. 375 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,439 Speaker 1: Willie Mays was on the Cardinals, No, he was on 376 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:16,160 Speaker 1: the Mets. Some Willie was oh Willie, I don't know, Rudolph, no, Willie. Um. 377 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,600 Speaker 1: But anyway, back to the show. Yeah, so oh yeah, 378 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,919 Speaker 1: you got left which was really funny. Yeah, Andrew, you 379 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: got left in me, which is yeah, that was really funny. 380 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,880 Speaker 1: That was not planned. It's everything I watched on the show. 381 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. If I was watching Grayley show, 382 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,040 Speaker 1: I go this was they planned this. We really got 383 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,719 Speaker 1: out to go the bathroom spontaneously. That was not planned. 384 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: Then Andrew decided to leave us spontaneously. Not planned. Did 385 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: they show us pulling up on the car on the 386 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 1: back of the car, Yes, they did, they did. Okay, Yeah, 387 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: that was really fun um and also it was it 388 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,680 Speaker 1: was funny to see that because on the podcast many 389 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: moons ago, Andrew was talking about the game We Got 390 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 1: Left that he and his friends used to play on 391 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: each other. So I had like an x their context. 392 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 1: We described it probably in the interview that used to 393 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: play a game, and then it didn't the interview did 394 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:12,960 Speaker 1: not make it probably yeah, but I got you. Yeah, yeah, 395 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: I think it's still it read what else? And so 396 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 1: then we hung out at the house. Out there at 397 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:23,400 Speaker 1: the house and therapy. Oh yeah, that was, well, that's 398 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 1: a nice blend of two different things. Yeah. I mean 399 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: Anya told me, she was like, it's the most compelling 400 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 1: You're the most compelling couple on reality TV. There's a 401 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: lot going on there that's like cool to like analyze 402 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,239 Speaker 1: and to see. And because she knows us, she's like, 403 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: there's a lot here, like and I it's almost like 404 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 1: I'm where the cameras in the therapy. Oh my god. Yeah, 405 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 1: and we still see that episodes that we still see 406 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,479 Speaker 1: I know we still see that, um, that therapist, Willie 407 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: Willie McGee. Um, we still see that therapist. And from 408 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,119 Speaker 1: that first episode that was the first time we ever 409 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: saw her, the one that you see on the episode, 410 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,640 Speaker 1: and she's really good. And yeah, that that kicked us off. 411 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 1: So it's an example of something you do in reality 412 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 1: TV for the sake of reality TV. Okay, let's go 413 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,199 Speaker 1: to the therapist, which I've been trying to get us 414 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 1: to go to for a while and it just wasn't happening. 415 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,159 Speaker 1: The whole storyline is, but before the show, Yeah, and 416 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: the show brought about like, okay, let's do this, the 417 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,679 Speaker 1: fact that he agreed to do it on camera and 418 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,199 Speaker 1: I don't even know what we got into. A lot 419 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,520 Speaker 1: of people wrote me being like my boyfriend, I watched 420 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 1: this episode and like we have the same issues. I 421 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,160 Speaker 1: think we got into the fact that he, like when 422 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: he gets annoyed with me or like gets you know, 423 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 1: upset with me, he shuts down. Did we get into that, 424 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 1: which I think is so relatable And I really do 425 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 1: think that it probably helped some men if they saw 426 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,919 Speaker 1: this maybe think about going to couples therapy. I don't know. 427 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 1: I hope so well it was. I mean I was 428 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,159 Speaker 1: watching it with a v and I was the one 429 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: who would always like shut down and like not return 430 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 1: phone calls and like I'm gonna be wait a whole 431 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,720 Speaker 1: weekend until he hears from you, just to make them 432 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,159 Speaker 1: nervous and crazy. And I was so it was good. 433 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 1: I was like, you see, I'm not the only one 434 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 1: who has stuff like this, Yes, because it's not it's honestly, 435 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 1: I used to get so upset about it, and I 436 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,879 Speaker 1: still do. It's like the thing that makes me feel worse, 437 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 1: like it's it's it's the it's for me. It feels 438 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: cruel when someone does it to me. But I really 439 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: do realize, like there are sometimes things that I do 440 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,199 Speaker 1: out of anger or out of like being frustrated with 441 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 1: him that are like so or with anyone that are 442 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: so out of character. I mean, I cussed my parents 443 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,879 Speaker 1: out the other day, Like I said, fuck you and 444 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: hung up on them on the phone. And I was like, 445 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,000 Speaker 1: then don't come to the interview. Fuck you, And I like, 446 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,440 Speaker 1: this was three days ago, four days you know, five 447 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,360 Speaker 1: days ago. I guess on Thursday, fuck you hung up 448 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,360 Speaker 1: on them? Yeah, how did that come about? Though it came? 449 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly what happened. They I was 450 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,439 Speaker 1: running late to this radio show that they were on 451 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: with me. I um, I was feeling anxious already we 452 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,919 Speaker 1: go there. I'm in the like garage going to my 453 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,520 Speaker 1: car to go there, and Luigi's with me is pulling 454 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,280 Speaker 1: on the leash a dog, adding to like, oh pulling, 455 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,119 Speaker 1: and like I feel bad that I haven't walked him 456 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,359 Speaker 1: enough today and now he used to get in the 457 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 1: car instead of going on a proper walk, and you know, 458 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 1: and then my parents call and I pick up and 459 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 1: I go speaker phone hello, and I just hear, oh 460 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,440 Speaker 1: my god, my god, like literally the sound you here 461 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: before your parents die in a car accident, Like I 462 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 1: can hear there in a car, you know, when you 463 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: can pick up a phone and you can hear the 464 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: like static in the air where you're like, oh, I 465 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,960 Speaker 1: know they're in a car that I already established immediately, 466 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,880 Speaker 1: and then I hear my mom go he like, and 467 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,199 Speaker 1: I've heard. I have a friend whose sister died in 468 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: a car accident, and he heard her die and that 469 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,439 Speaker 1: was what he heard, was like, oh my god, and 470 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 1: then cut off or he heard like, you know, the 471 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,400 Speaker 1: fucking crumpled steel and it's you know, that happens frequently 472 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 1: because phones are distractions and so these these people. So 473 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: I in that moment, thought my parents were about to 474 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: die or be in a really critical, critical car accident. 475 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: And then as soon as it wasn't that, I hear 476 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: my parents just screaming at each other any day. I 477 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: watched right there and he goes, oh my god, we 478 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 1: almost just sucking dined, almost just sucking died, And my 479 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,359 Speaker 1: mom's like, you you shut enough to like they're just 480 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,000 Speaker 1: screaming at each other, and then they're like, where is 481 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,400 Speaker 1: this thing? Where are we supposed to go? And then 482 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: then I go, I texted you okay, are you guys? Okay? 483 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,160 Speaker 1: I texted you where to go, We'll call us, why 484 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 1: are you texting us? And I go, I've literally never 485 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 1: in the past five years I text you everything. And 486 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 1: I texted you both and this was hours ago. I 487 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,359 Speaker 1: didn't just text you while you were driving where we 488 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,119 Speaker 1: were supposed to, texted you yesterday and today the location, 489 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,920 Speaker 1: and I just go, you know what, fuck you. And 490 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 1: it was just my anger at them for turning their 491 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: anger on me, the anger at the world for almost 492 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,760 Speaker 1: taking my parents from me. You know, it's just I 493 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: did not have the strength to not go to my 494 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,479 Speaker 1: knee jerk response, which is fuck you, hang up and 495 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 1: run away from this problem and like punish and like. 496 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 1: And it was embarrassing. It happen in front of Taylor, 497 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 1: and I'm in front of Teeler, who's my high school 498 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 1: friend who I have been the worst version of myself 499 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,440 Speaker 1: to my parents in front of her. My my friends 500 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 1: used to look at the way I talked to my 501 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,719 Speaker 1: parents and like be aghast. But what they didn't understand was, 502 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: well they did understand. They would hear how my parents 503 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,960 Speaker 1: talk to me, and we just fought in a different 504 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: way than other people. Like sometimes I tell people like, 505 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: oh my mom used to say this and then run 506 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,960 Speaker 1: away or my dad like you know, things you share 507 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 1: about your family and people go, wait, your what did 508 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: they do? And it's so normal to you, like that's 509 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,440 Speaker 1: how you fight or that's how you communicate, and it's 510 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 1: it's not them being bad parents. They everyone's trying their 511 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 1: fucking best. I could see how that funk, you know, 512 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,760 Speaker 1: came about. Like when I hear this story, I'm like, yeah, 513 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: that's just I don't I don't know because my dad 514 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: just gets so mad at me when well he's here 515 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 1: taking traffic order, taking the road like that's road rage, 516 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: and then goes towards you and you're like, they almost 517 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 1: just died and they're freaking out. And so now they're 518 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 1: they're they want to blame someone that isn't them, and 519 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: it's my fault because I didn't tell them which way 520 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,120 Speaker 1: to go, and so they're they're trying to get over 521 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: to go in forty and said to seventy and say 522 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: they're blaming me. And then all of a sudden, I 523 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 1: have the blame of my parents almost death on my 524 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: shoulders while I'm in the elevator with the dog. It 525 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,560 Speaker 1: was just like, you know what fun you don't even come. 526 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,919 Speaker 1: I don't need you to come now when you go 527 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,879 Speaker 1: to the interview, is that conversation. We parked at the 528 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: same time and I ran over the car and I 529 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,320 Speaker 1: was like, I am so sorry I said that to you, 530 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: like I thought you were going to die. It was 531 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 1: my rage coming out. I literally thought, like that's why 532 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: I run that scenario through my head of like picking 533 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,879 Speaker 1: up the phone because my friend told me about his 534 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 1: sister dying that way. That is I'm I'm waiting for 535 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,200 Speaker 1: that call, like it is on my mind. So like 536 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,680 Speaker 1: the second I heard it, I was like, this is 537 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 1: it where I hear my parents died because my mom's 538 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: always calling me from the car and you just hear 539 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 1: go oh god, and she goes, oh got someone just 540 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: pulled out and you hear those little moments. So it 541 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 1: was And what was their reaction today? They were really 542 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: they were really like it's okay. We were scared too, 543 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: and it was all it was all cool, And then 544 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 1: we went on this Rady show and had a great 545 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: time and then I apologize after again being like I 546 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: really need you to know, like I'm so embarrassed the 547 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 1: way I snapped at you, and like I did not 548 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 1: mean to say that. I was just so scared you 549 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 1: were dying. That's all I'm scared of is my parents dying. 550 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: It is literally my biggest fear. It's I'm becoming obsessed 551 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 1: with it because they're they're aging so much and I'm 552 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: seeing it that I just like, it's all. It's all 553 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: I joke about. It's like all I It's just my 554 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,159 Speaker 1: biggest fear. I mean, who, how do you handle that? 555 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: How do you? I don't know what I'm gonna do. 556 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: I'll be fine, but you know, my life will change 557 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 1: in a different way. Um, but you know, to ourselves 558 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: my parents house, in the Mullen House. Um, onto lighter things. 559 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 1: We had a great weekend. We did three shows. We 560 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: drove to each of them. We did Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore, 561 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: which all feel kind of like the same city. Yeah, 562 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Speaker 1: that's like, I don't know what do you mean by that? 563 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: Just like like the venues are the actual people that 564 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 1: were at all in the crowds. I mean they were 565 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,360 Speaker 1: amazing crowds. Yeah, every single show was really nice. They 566 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: felt smart while not being offended. They were hard laughers. 567 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: They wanted more about the celebrity that came on Sunday 568 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: or yeah, Sunday night, and then you're meeting this person. 569 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: So my friend Bobby Flay, who I met doing his show, 570 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: Beat Bobby Flay came to our Baltimore show, And what 571 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: you know of Bobby Flay to like, you gotta beat Bobby? 572 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: Like Bobby Flay is like and you think he's intense, 573 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: he could as he might be an asshole. He's from 574 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 1: New York. He's a reputation of being like an asshole 575 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 1: because that's that is a reputention that plicedes him of 576 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 1: being like I'm a grilling man and I don't know 577 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: he's He's like he'll roast you because he like likes 578 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: the grill and he's like he's just cocky and like 579 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: New York and like, I don't know you you have 580 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,160 Speaker 1: a perception of him. So I already had met him 581 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: and did his show, so I knew he was like nice, 582 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,360 Speaker 1: but there's still you know, I didn't spend that much 583 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,959 Speaker 1: time with them, so who knows what we're going to get. 584 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 1: So he we all think he's not going to come 585 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,920 Speaker 1: backstage and we're not gonna beat until after the show. 586 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: I brought along this I bought these bangs on Amazon 587 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: because I wanted to try to see what I would 588 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: look like with bangs, and I thought it would just 589 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,880 Speaker 1: be a funny thing to play with. I bought two 590 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 1: pairs of these clips on bangs and I brought one 591 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 1: on the road with me and Andrew put it in 592 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: his hair when we're backstage. They're blonde bangs too, so 593 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 1: they really blonde bangs on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, you look 594 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,040 Speaker 1: like a precious doll. I look like Lloyd Christmas friend, 595 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,520 Speaker 1: my kid. I couldn't think from Dumb and Dumber. Yes, 596 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 1: Jeff Bridge, No, Jeff Daniels. Uh, some of that guy 597 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: named Patty to Batty, which is a UFC star. Uh, 598 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: some kind of weird like a tiger, tiger king, a 599 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: little bit of tiger, that kind of thing. It was 600 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: definitely not a look that it's funny for your friend 601 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 1: what's his name from Waiting for Guffman quirky, Okay, yeah, 602 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: I feel that, and or or the guy from No 603 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 1: Country for Old Men that's serial killer vibe. Same kind 604 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: of haircut, like the bowl cut, but with blonde bangs 605 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: and like two strands on the side that kind of 606 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 1: come down. So when Anya put them in her hair 607 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: back stage. She did not clip them in, she was 608 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 1: just setting them there. And then I clipped them into 609 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 1: Andrew's hair. And he has no idea how the clip works. 610 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 1: It's very simple, but he has no idea how it works. 611 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 1: So he has him in his hair and he's I 612 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 1: don't want to rip out. And he's in the next 613 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: green room, like next to mine, and he's on this 614 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: couch like taking selfies. Like give Andrew a mirror and 615 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 1: like some new thing for him to look at himself 616 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,800 Speaker 1: have fun with. Yeah, give Andrew. He's like a parakeet. 617 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 1: If you give him a mirror and a new like thing, 618 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: he'll look at himself like it's another person that he 619 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: has a new friend. He's a nice guy. Like a 620 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: ring light. With some good lighting, he'll take your shirt off. Yeah, 621 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: and an HBO job, Yeah, will come off and his 622 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: nipples will be hard. So what so Andrew is in this? 623 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: There is literally a fainting couch, like a lounge, like 624 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,920 Speaker 1: a chase, like the chair from Titanic Where to Paint 625 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: Me like one of your French girls. And Andrews laying 626 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,720 Speaker 1: on that of himself, and all of a sudden we 627 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,479 Speaker 1: hear Matt. Matt was taking the photos. Okay, so how 628 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,760 Speaker 1: did it go down? So Matt's taking photos, I started 629 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: hearing Bobby Flay is here, and I'm like, like, I 630 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Speaker 1: was a little I mean, because I had this. It's 631 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: not even like a curly wig. It's I look like 632 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,200 Speaker 1: a serial killer. Like, there's no reason for me to 633 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,920 Speaker 1: have this thing. He's stressed, normal, he doesn't know me. 634 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,400 Speaker 1: He doesn't know that I'm your opener. Yeah, he does 635 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,080 Speaker 1: know who you are because he but you didn't know 636 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 1: that he knew that. I didn't know that he knew that. So, uh, 637 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: he tried to probably take it. Andrew's probably tried to 638 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,239 Speaker 1: take it off or get it off a little bit, 639 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 1: but there was no way he was going to rip 640 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: out any of his precious you know, it would look 641 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: crazier than a guy that just has a wig on, 642 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 1: a guy trying his hardest to take this wig off 643 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: before he meets you. So Bobby is walking down the 644 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: hall that the green room that Andrew's is like right there. 645 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,440 Speaker 1: And Andrew just has to meet him with this wig off, 646 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,120 Speaker 1: And it's so funny because he doesn't really have time 647 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,239 Speaker 1: to explain it either, because he's also going to say 648 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 1: hi to Andrew. Was just on the way. He's just 649 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: on the way. Matt is walking down the hallway and 650 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 1: Andrew just shows up. I'm like a like a British shoulder. 651 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: I was crying, Hi, this isn't this isn't my normal look, 652 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 1: which to me it's hilarious because it's it's like he 653 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,120 Speaker 1: was almost saying, like, I'm just trying this out for 654 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: the night. It's almost like you with your mustache right now. 655 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 1: You would think people would notice this, but if they 656 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: were meeting you for the first time, they would just think, 657 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: I know, but like the way you said it was 658 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: a way that you would probably say about the mustache today, 659 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: like this isn't my normal look? Usually? What was his response, 660 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: Because you're a fucking idiot. And I was like, man, Bobby, grill, Bobby, 661 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: he slammed the door in your face. Yeah yeah, He's like, 662 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: get away from the Tabasco's uh no he um no. 663 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 1: He was like all right, cool. Yeah, it wasn't cool. 664 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: It was like it was more like, yeah, okay. But 665 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 1: then I came out, and then it was Andrew. Then 666 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: it was like me seeing my friend, and then it 667 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: was there was no time for Andrew to like actually 668 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,440 Speaker 1: get and then I go and then I see Andrew, 669 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 1: and I think I was the one that was like, 670 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 1: this is a like he I put this and I 671 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,280 Speaker 1: unclipped it. I was like, it was almost like untangling 672 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: a sea turtle that didn't know what to hold on. 673 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: Let me help you. He doesn't normally look like this. 674 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,880 Speaker 1: This is a joke that I put on him, and uh, 675 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: it was so funny it was it made me laugh 676 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,160 Speaker 1: so hard to or you just go, this isn't what 677 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,440 Speaker 1: I normal like, because you just you could have just 678 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: been like, this is one of Nikki's like wigs I 679 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: was putting on for a joke, but you were just like, 680 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,680 Speaker 1: this isn't normally how I look. But that could have 681 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: been like maybe if I lean into it, I could 682 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: have just been like, what's up, Bobby, and he would 683 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,480 Speaker 1: be like, God, damn, I respect whatever is so confident 684 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: with that, Yeah, with the guy that eats the berries 685 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: and cream on bangs to clip on Taylor Swift bangs, 686 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: I mean there's a look to that. I mean there 687 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: are you know, there's something about a guy having bangs 688 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 1: like that and not giving a funk where people are 689 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: drawn to it. If machine gun. Kelly started wearing that thing. 690 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 1: Tomorrow we would be doing you'd be doing it. You. 691 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: We could get you there. We could get enough hot, 692 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,879 Speaker 1: cool guys doing that that you could naturally yourself start 693 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: clipping onto. This UFC fighter is extreme, like he's the 694 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: hottest rising UFC fighter and he literally if you type 695 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,800 Speaker 1: in Patty to Batty, he's from Ireland. It's identical, like 696 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: he just leans into his hair and everyone's like, why 697 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,799 Speaker 1: do you have like, well, THEO Van's yeah. I mean 698 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: when I first saw the Ovon's mullet, this is two 699 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: thousand fourteen, fifteen sixteen. I remember he walked in the 700 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,960 Speaker 1: green room. I was backstage. I was Amy was having 701 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,399 Speaker 1: a show and she had a bunch of her friends 702 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,800 Speaker 1: on it. And he walked in the green room of 703 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,280 Speaker 1: this backstage area and he walked in. I started laughing, 704 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like like, oh my god, Like I thought 705 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: it was like a Halloween joke or some guy like 706 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 1: he had a role in something. And I was like, 707 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:31,000 Speaker 1: what's the what what is this sport? And he's like, 708 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: it's my hair, And I couldn't understand it. It wasn't 709 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 1: even like he was confident about it, and I think 710 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,000 Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't like I was like, whoa, I like, 711 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,839 Speaker 1: it didn't make sense to me that it wasn't a joke. 712 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,759 Speaker 1: And then eventually you just get used to it and 713 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,279 Speaker 1: you go, oh, I guess that's now people, that's a 714 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: style that I would not scoff at at all. Well, 715 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 1: there's things about the mullet or the mustache where I 716 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 1: was like that was my parents. Initially you think, initially 717 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,759 Speaker 1: you think that's your personnelity. Like in my mind, I go, oh, 718 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: this is your personality. Like you do get a lot 719 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,399 Speaker 1: of attention for the mullet or the mustache from regular people, 720 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,920 Speaker 1: Like if you I used to go to a bar 721 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 1: with this fucking thing and it was even thicker, and 722 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,879 Speaker 1: you would have thought I was the mayor of the bar, 723 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,680 Speaker 1: like people like, man, that's a fucking you know. You 724 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 1: get a lot of attention and you get a lot 725 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 1: of That's why you have that right now, is to 726 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,800 Speaker 1: give you attention. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah one person 727 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: now but so but so the idea though, is like 728 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,640 Speaker 1: it's your whole you know. They have mustache contest, they 729 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 1: have mullet contest. Someone there was I just saw a 730 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: guy he just had a mullet and he got everyone 731 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,560 Speaker 1: lost their mind. The guy didn't even talk yet, you know, 732 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,680 Speaker 1: it's just some short like viral video and was like whoa, 733 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: and he's like, he's no different. He just decided to 734 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: add a couple inches and people. Many girls love it. 735 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: Girls love a thing that they can comment on. I mean, 736 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,520 Speaker 1: it's a classic pickup artist technique to do have something 737 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,680 Speaker 1: ridiculous about your look and then girls go what is this? 738 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,719 Speaker 1: And then they go what I like it? And then 739 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,360 Speaker 1: you then the girl feels stupid for trying to make 740 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,160 Speaker 1: fun of something that you're confident about, and it makes 741 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,320 Speaker 1: us want to fuck you. Yes, it's a it's a 742 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: classic technique. Let's get to the news. You're yeah, apparently 743 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,120 Speaker 1: heard he first, It's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. 744 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 1: It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all the swells 745 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:25,800 Speaker 1: out there, even you mullet man and mustache man and 746 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:31,080 Speaker 1: uh monescus man. I can see you with the mullet. 747 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,920 Speaker 1: I really could. Okay, so maybe I couldn't, but you 748 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:41,920 Speaker 1: would if you could. No, I couldn't, I would, all right, Now, 749 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 1: then you keep it. This weekend, you guys will be 750 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:56,040 Speaker 1: on tour at starting Thursday, Boise, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, BIS, 751 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,040 Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, and Phoenix, Phoenix, where I'm going to 752 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,360 Speaker 1: seem excited about. Oh yeah, no one's gonna come on. 753 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 1: It's Saturday, right, Saturday next Yes, So if you want 754 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920 Speaker 1: to come out to that show, and tickets are available 755 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: in nick Lazer dot com. And if you go alone, 756 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 1: you can just message me going alone in all caps, 757 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,560 Speaker 1: your full name and the show you're going to And 758 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,760 Speaker 1: I wait a minute for meet and great, what happened 759 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 1: to your phone? You never told us what happens to 760 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,640 Speaker 1: your phone? News? Breaking news? Um, I was standing on 761 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: the corner. Almost feel like it should we do it 762 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,720 Speaker 1: during news? I feel like it could be twenty minutes. 763 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,400 Speaker 1: It's not that long, alright. I mean I was standing 764 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: on the corner and holding my phone. It was at night. 765 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,680 Speaker 1: I had just gone for a run with my uh, 766 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,680 Speaker 1: with my phone. I missed my tailors with case so 767 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,560 Speaker 1: much for that phone. That's what I really was like, 768 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,440 Speaker 1: can you just give me back my case? So anyway, 769 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,239 Speaker 1: I'm standing on the corner and I have a bag 770 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 1: of heavy groceries that I'm carrying with one hand and 771 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: my phone in the other, and out of nowhere, someone 772 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,400 Speaker 1: who was already in a huge sprint ran past me 773 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,360 Speaker 1: like a relay race and just grabbed my phone like 774 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,000 Speaker 1: a baton on in a real, real a race, and 775 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: and and just ran And people are like, did you 776 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,320 Speaker 1: give Chase? It's like you don't, there's nothing. Yeah, I 777 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,280 Speaker 1: gave my Chase credit card over to him through my phone. 778 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,840 Speaker 1: But I did not give Chase because there's me up. 779 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,920 Speaker 1: He was already sprinting. That's why, you know, like getting 780 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,920 Speaker 1: a running start, like you can't break out. And I 781 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,879 Speaker 1: had just gone and I was in full running gear. 782 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,520 Speaker 1: I mean I could have, but there's no And he 783 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 1: was a boy. He was a young boy. I would 784 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,399 Speaker 1: literally guess he was twelve eleven or twelve years old 785 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,480 Speaker 1: based on who I saw springing away from me. I 786 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,160 Speaker 1: didn't see anything about him. I know, everyone's like, was 787 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: he like people are dancing around it was he like? 788 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,799 Speaker 1: Because he was so fast? Was he Kenyan? That's a joke. 789 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 1: Uh No, he was um, he was a young kid 790 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,399 Speaker 1: and he was wearing a hoodie. I couldn't see anything 791 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 1: about him except that I just saw him, and I honestly, 792 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,359 Speaker 1: as soon as he grabbed the phone from my hand. 793 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,960 Speaker 1: I just accepted it, like it was just like okay, 794 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,239 Speaker 1: by It was as if I dropped something when I'm 795 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,080 Speaker 1: riding my bike, like a piece of paper, and I go, oh, 796 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,840 Speaker 1: I guess I just littered. I don't feel good about it, 797 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,799 Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna go back and get it. Um. Yes, 798 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 1: I was in the middle of texting someone, so it 799 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:19,000 Speaker 1: was like open yeah, but they started off immediately. They 800 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,600 Speaker 1: shut off my like someone tried to call it. I 801 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,160 Speaker 1: didn't even try to call it. I just didn't care. 802 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 1: People like, did you do find my phone? Why? Honestly, 803 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,239 Speaker 1: why would I do that? So I can just go 804 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 1: see the house that it's at and just go wait 805 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,520 Speaker 1: outside the house and then what go up and bang 806 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,080 Speaker 1: on the door and be like give me my feet 807 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna do I don't want to get shot, 808 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,479 Speaker 1: Like I don't know who's taking my phone. And also 809 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,839 Speaker 1: this kid is probably working for his parents who are 810 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:45,320 Speaker 1: probably like yeah, Like, I just don't care. It's I 811 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,160 Speaker 1: know that I have the privilege of being able to 812 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,480 Speaker 1: afford a new phone, and a cost like that could 813 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:55,520 Speaker 1: really like hurt someone, Like, you know, they're millions of 814 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:01,080 Speaker 1: people that are one you know, five dollar mistake away 815 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,120 Speaker 1: from being having no money, you know, like everyone, so 816 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,520 Speaker 1: I'm lucky enough to be like, well, she held my 817 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,160 Speaker 1: phone more tightly. So anyway, he just went running. And 818 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,320 Speaker 1: there was no part of me that even thought I 819 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,880 Speaker 1: literally just go come on, man. And I was just 820 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,200 Speaker 1: thinking about what could I tell him, Like I should 821 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,960 Speaker 1: have told him, will you just like throw the case, 822 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,239 Speaker 1: because I really liked that case and I got it 823 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:29,320 Speaker 1: from you know, dressed from the grammar. There is a 824 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,480 Speaker 1: robbing too about it was so quick that like he 825 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: didn't stick you up like and get hurt. I didn't 826 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,440 Speaker 1: get I could have gotten punched. I could have it 827 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,880 Speaker 1: could have been wrestled from my hands in an aggressive 828 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,799 Speaker 1: like it was better to have your wallet and your phone, 829 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,320 Speaker 1: like if you're gonna rob me, just here, just you 830 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,840 Speaker 1: could run past me and take it. It was the 831 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,640 Speaker 1: best because that can be very I mean, being held 832 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,640 Speaker 1: up away or someone being like just even struggling while 833 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,400 Speaker 1: you try to hold it back like that could be traumatic. 834 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,480 Speaker 1: And this was not traumatic at all. And these two 835 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,279 Speaker 1: girls were crossing the street as it happened, and they 836 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,320 Speaker 1: were like, are you okay? My air buds are in 837 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,839 Speaker 1: and I hear them bring I hear them disconnect from 838 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,560 Speaker 1: my phone as he sprints away. He gets out of 839 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,759 Speaker 1: range and I suddenly they go into like, you know, 840 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,400 Speaker 1: I could hear them talking to I wanted to fin 841 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: that song and these girls go are you okay? And 842 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,000 Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, I kid, just stow my 843 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,520 Speaker 1: phone and they were like what the funk? And I 844 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,200 Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it sucks. I shouldn't have been holding it. 845 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,680 Speaker 1: I was literally like holding it out and they were like, no, 846 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,359 Speaker 1: it is not your fault. And I was like, I mean, 847 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,759 Speaker 1: I know, but like and they go, well, what are 848 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,400 Speaker 1: you gonna do? And I'm like I'll just get a 849 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 1: new phone and they were like that's they want you 850 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,960 Speaker 1: to call the cops. They were just like no, they 851 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,480 Speaker 1: were just like they were. It was funny because if 852 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,800 Speaker 1: I would have been alone, I would have never realized 853 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 1: that my reaction was so funny because they were. They 854 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,560 Speaker 1: were like almost laughing at my reaction because they were like, 855 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,360 Speaker 1: why aren't you mad? It was as pedestrian to me 856 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,279 Speaker 1: as honestly dropping a gum wrapper and being like because 857 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,719 Speaker 1: when I drop a gum rapper, there is a part 858 00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 1: of me that's like, oh shoot, and if I like 859 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 1: if it blows away in the wind, I'm like, oh, 860 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 1: I just could, Like I probably get more anxiety about 861 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,680 Speaker 1: that than I do. Do you think it's a fight 862 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,959 Speaker 1: or flight situation where you're like, you you're so cool 863 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: with it. But first I would have started crying because 864 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,400 Speaker 1: I have to go to the d m V. I 865 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,640 Speaker 1: have to go get new credit cards sent to me. 866 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,560 Speaker 1: I have to there's a lot of things in there 867 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 1: that are paper. With a phone, I can do everything 868 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:33,319 Speaker 1: on my laptop or phone or your phone the next day. 869 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,839 Speaker 1: But you know there's other ways. But if it would 870 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,160 Speaker 1: have been a if it would have been my driver's license, 871 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,320 Speaker 1: I would have been I would have cried because that 872 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,920 Speaker 1: that means. But you know what it does mean. I 873 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,520 Speaker 1: didn't spend hours at the d m V. I spent 874 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,680 Speaker 1: hours at the fucking A T and T Center. Did 875 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: it take a long time? Because I remember you called 876 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,000 Speaker 1: ahead of oh my well, updating your phone and downloading 877 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,799 Speaker 1: all your eye cloud stuff. You have to sit there 878 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,040 Speaker 1: and wait at the A. T and T Center, And 879 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,480 Speaker 1: I'm meditating in the A T. D Center so I 880 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,160 Speaker 1: don't have to have the guy his fourth conversation with me. 881 00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,520 Speaker 1: These two guys working that are trying to be nice, 882 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,520 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm just gonna meditate and close my eyes. 883 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,920 Speaker 1: Is that weird? And they were like, it's fine. Now 884 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,640 Speaker 1: you have the biggest phone on earth. You have an 885 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: iPad phone. They just go, what do you want to 886 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,360 Speaker 1: go the one with the biggest everything. Just give me 887 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,640 Speaker 1: everything in the phone. I want the biggest one. And 888 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,440 Speaker 1: then I I forgot. As he's unwrapping it, he goes, now, 889 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 1: if you want to return it, there's a stocking fee, 890 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,560 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, ship, that's that's I have 891 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,480 Speaker 1: the I So now I have the iPad phone. It's gigantic, 892 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 1: but yes, because I here's the thing I used to get, 893 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,359 Speaker 1: the one that was the middle sized goldilocks, not too hot, 894 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,400 Speaker 1: not too cold, and I could run with it. In 895 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,040 Speaker 1: my end. It wasn't cucumbersome. Although a little bit it 896 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: gives me an arm workout. I would switch arms to 897 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,320 Speaker 1: even it up. But this time I am not running 898 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,279 Speaker 1: with my phone anymore because I am not having my 899 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,480 Speaker 1: phone out anymore. After having it swiped from me in 900 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,320 Speaker 1: the like literally at twilight by a child, I'm not 901 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,560 Speaker 1: carrying my phone anymore. You shouldn't do that and it's 902 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,319 Speaker 1: gonna have me tuck it away. And so I went 903 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,080 Speaker 1: running the other day in Pittsburgh and I put it 904 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,040 Speaker 1: in my sports bra, which I can't normally do with 905 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,239 Speaker 1: the smaller phone because when you have something smaller that's 906 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,879 Speaker 1: very weighted, it bounces up and down more. When it's 907 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,680 Speaker 1: like a big pad, it's almost like it's a part 908 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,160 Speaker 1: of It's like at and so it just is more 909 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,160 Speaker 1: part of you. So actually it's better. And I'm not 910 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,840 Speaker 1: gonna be on my phone. I don't won't be holding 911 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,479 Speaker 1: my phone as I run. Thus I won't be a victim. 912 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,319 Speaker 1: Let's get to one star. Take two kids to carry 913 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:28,520 Speaker 1: that thing, all right. Uh. Kim Kardashian says she'd eat 914 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,239 Speaker 1: poop to look younger. Yeah, And an interview, she said, 915 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,720 Speaker 1: I'll try anything if you told me that I literally 916 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,759 Speaker 1: had to eat poop every single day and I would 917 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,960 Speaker 1: look younger. I might, I just might. I love that 918 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,200 Speaker 1: she said this. The honesty of it. Oh yeah, I 919 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,520 Speaker 1: mean because saying it's that's a disgusting thing to say, 920 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,600 Speaker 1: and she is very much about like appearances, and that 921 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,440 Speaker 1: is a very that's a gross thing to say. And 922 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,600 Speaker 1: I love it, and I and I love that it's honest. 923 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,520 Speaker 1: That's meaning like she it does not come naturally to 924 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,680 Speaker 1: her to look the way she does is trying. I 925 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,840 Speaker 1: just hate when celebrities lie and make it seem like 926 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:08,080 Speaker 1: it's effortless, and she is admitting it's not. She was 927 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,320 Speaker 1: promoting because this is the same interview where she was 928 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 1: promoting her new nine step skincare regimen nine steps. That's 929 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,719 Speaker 1: like six something dollars if you buy the whole thing, 930 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,800 Speaker 1: And honestly, she sold me on it. I'm not I 931 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,080 Speaker 1: didn't buy it, but she sold me because this girl, 932 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,719 Speaker 1: you know, really cares about skincare. It's a passion of hers, 933 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: which I buy this whole Her pr team is genius, 934 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,759 Speaker 1: say the New York Times do an article about her 935 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,759 Speaker 1: new skincare line The New York Times, and it really 936 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,440 Speaker 1: is just an ad for her skin care line, and 937 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,200 Speaker 1: it fucking works because she's talking about it. You go, wow, 938 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,080 Speaker 1: she's actually and it's six d something dollars and she's like, well, 939 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: I didn't want to do cheap products, and this is 940 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,480 Speaker 1: the cheapest I could get the products that I wanted 941 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,120 Speaker 1: to act to actually work. And I don't know sold me. 942 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,600 Speaker 1: I would actually I would buy I would probably buy 943 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,839 Speaker 1: it nine steps. That's a lot of steps. I mean, 944 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,040 Speaker 1: I know, even for like a recovery program. Yeah, it's 945 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,400 Speaker 1: almost too much, I know. Do you think whatever we 946 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 1: talk about her, like putting out a certain would you 947 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,759 Speaker 1: eat poop if it meant to look younger? No, but 948 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 1: I would eat kids for a regular But that was 949 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,000 Speaker 1: one day and I looked older. I've never looked older. 950 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,480 Speaker 1: I mean, who'd he'll eat thrown ship and old man 951 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,399 Speaker 1: with dementia? You know, would you eat? Would you lick 952 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,480 Speaker 1: a little bit of your feces, like a tiny bit 953 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,480 Speaker 1: every day if it meant that you would never age? 954 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,480 Speaker 1: If I'm not going to get like hepatitis B or 955 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,640 Speaker 1: whatever you get from poop, if it's guaranteed you have 956 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:46,239 Speaker 1: to taste the poop. Yeah, isn't that sad? Well? Are 957 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,879 Speaker 1: you not aging? Like you're like you're like you'll die, 958 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,560 Speaker 1: You're you're you're getting older, but your face isn't getting 959 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: Is that what's happening here? Like you'll still die at 960 00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,880 Speaker 1: the same age, but you'll just look I don't want 961 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,000 Speaker 1: to live forever. That kind of would be hard to 962 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:06,279 Speaker 1: see the downfalls humanity live through that and then after 963 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,880 Speaker 1: the world still alive, looking fantastic on like a smoldering 964 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,520 Speaker 1: rock in a sea of fire, and no one else 965 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:20,720 Speaker 1: lives of coaches. Yeah, they that's how they stay young forever. 966 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,880 Speaker 1: That's how they live is they eat ship. They're onto something. 967 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,160 Speaker 1: They eat Kim Kardashian ship. Do you think whatever? I mean? 968 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:33,400 Speaker 1: We talked about all the time, how influence it's someone. No, 969 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,600 Speaker 1: because she's being honest. I don't care if any what 970 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,839 Speaker 1: anyone says, as long as they're being honest, even if 971 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,360 Speaker 1: it's a bad influence. Because I got a lot of 972 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,839 Speaker 1: shame of being like Nikki, you saying that you want 973 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,960 Speaker 1: to be perceived as hot as like a bad influence 974 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: for young girls. I had a friend told me that, 975 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,480 Speaker 1: like you're setting a bad example for your niece. Well, 976 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,759 Speaker 1: you know what's a bad example is pretending I like 977 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,600 Speaker 1: my body when I don't, you know, like I'm not 978 00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,160 Speaker 1: gonna lie. I don't think it's good that I don't 979 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,400 Speaker 1: like get to that point without the other, Like, can 980 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,239 Speaker 1: you get to the point of honesty? Is the only 981 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: way to get to anything literally you cannot get past 982 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,120 Speaker 1: is that you want to let go of unless you 983 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,160 Speaker 1: get honest about them. I'd really believe that. Um, I 984 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,960 Speaker 1: wonder who's poop she was thinking. Mind. Here's my thing though, 985 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,200 Speaker 1: I would only eat poop every day if everyone else 986 00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:17,680 Speaker 1: had the option to eat poop, because I know that 987 00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,960 Speaker 1: there would be other girls doing it and I can't. 988 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,960 Speaker 1: I can't forego something that other girls. If other girls 989 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,120 Speaker 1: are gonna suddenly look so much younger, I'm going to 990 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,960 Speaker 1: have to do it now. If this was just offered 991 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,439 Speaker 1: to me and no one else had it, I would 992 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,640 Speaker 1: say no, I'll just age like everyone else. If that 993 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,520 Speaker 1: makes sense. It's the competition factor. Other girls had access 994 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,279 Speaker 1: to the poop trick and they did it, and they 995 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,240 Speaker 1: were eating poop every day. I don't want I wouldn't 996 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,640 Speaker 1: do it if it was just me though. Also it's 997 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: interesting because I would enject. Would you inject poop in tomorrow? 998 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:53,120 Speaker 1: Because if I'm going to eat poop injected? Yeah yeah yeah, 999 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,560 Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, you would definitely injected like that would 1000 00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,239 Speaker 1: even mean Yeah, it's the it's the all right, let's 1001 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:06,280 Speaker 1: go to break and come back with Breddit dumb alright, 1002 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:12,719 Speaker 1: it's time fuller Reddit dumb karaoke mode. This is your 1003 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:20,000 Speaker 1: redit dumb all right. Um, this is from no Stupid 1004 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,680 Speaker 1: Questions on the subreddit No Stupid Questions. It says, if 1005 00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,320 Speaker 1: a woman astronaut got her period in space, would the 1006 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,720 Speaker 1: blood come out or just float around in her uterus? 1007 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,640 Speaker 1: What do you guys think? I think the blood would 1008 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,560 Speaker 1: come out? I really you think it would come out? 1009 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,720 Speaker 1: Why if there's no gravity to send it out? Because 1010 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,960 Speaker 1: I think something's pushing it. If you do, I think 1011 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,040 Speaker 1: it would come out. But I don't like if she's 1012 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,160 Speaker 1: not wearing a tampon and a pad. I think the 1013 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,399 Speaker 1: gelatinous stuff, which is kind of like slowly sneak out, 1014 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,560 Speaker 1: why would it come out if there's no gravity. Well, 1015 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,279 Speaker 1: they can still peean poop, right, yeah, but and you 1016 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,480 Speaker 1: don't push out your period blood, but you're just and 1017 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:08,120 Speaker 1: stuff exactly that. And that brings this full circle ham 1018 00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,480 Speaker 1: drip to cramps. That's what cramps do. Cramps are pushing 1019 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,560 Speaker 1: it out, So yes, it would come out, turns out. 1020 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,000 Speaker 1: Someone answered and said, loading the blood will come out 1021 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,600 Speaker 1: in order to shed the uteron lining the uterus contracts 1022 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,920 Speaker 1: equals cramps. This is generally what period cramps are, though 1023 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,480 Speaker 1: there are other factors as well. The contraction also helps 1024 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,080 Speaker 1: push the material. There is tissue as well as one 1025 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,600 Speaker 1: out of the uterus. Gravity isn't really a big factor. 1026 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 1: Um that is, I did not plan that to be 1027 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,520 Speaker 1: a full circle thing. But yes, that's why cramps, of 1028 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,400 Speaker 1: the reason that you would have blood coming out of 1029 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:45,160 Speaker 1: your pussy in space. Uh, we were talking about sucking 1030 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,759 Speaker 1: in space too. WHOA remember that you have to be 1031 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,320 Speaker 1: on the ceiling, Like if you want missionary, you'd have 1032 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,400 Speaker 1: to go on the ceiling and the guy will float 1033 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,560 Speaker 1: into you a different post. I don't remember talking about. 1034 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,759 Speaker 1: You didn't pay attention to it when I said it. No, 1035 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,000 Speaker 1: I don't think it was no one. I said you'd 1036 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,840 Speaker 1: have to be on the roof and got nothing. Oh okay, 1037 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,160 Speaker 1: well you made a lot of so okay. So you 1038 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,920 Speaker 1: saying fucking in space and you say you gotta be 1039 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,719 Speaker 1: on the roof, that that that's too many steps for 1040 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,960 Speaker 1: me to get from the ceiling or the ceiling. You 1041 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,320 Speaker 1: gotta be on the ceiling. That's too many steps. You 1042 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,560 Speaker 1: gotta walk me there a little bit more with that joke. 1043 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,080 Speaker 1: You can't expect me to get that as a side 1044 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:35,080 Speaker 1: because if we're talking about no, no, you can I'm 1045 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,719 Speaker 1: commedically advanced. Sometimes you're thinking about what you're going to say, 1046 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,040 Speaker 1: and that's why, you know, so I agree with you. 1047 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,200 Speaker 1: There are a lot of times I miss a lot 1048 00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,440 Speaker 1: of things you say, but that joke requires a lot 1049 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:53,600 Speaker 1: more than just but we were talking. Okay, maybe will 1050 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,960 Speaker 1: we rewind the tape and okay, This next one is 1051 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,960 Speaker 1: from me I R. L, which is just like you 1052 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,560 Speaker 1: know memes that are very like relatable. Have you guys 1053 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,080 Speaker 1: seen this Obama meme where he's like in his chair 1054 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,840 Speaker 1: and he just he looks like I'm going to do 1055 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,960 Speaker 1: the example of it. He just goes hold on. He's 1056 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,680 Speaker 1: just like, yeah, he's looking like it's kind of like 1057 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 1: he's looking like, what do you mean? What's the big deal? 1058 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,640 Speaker 1: Like what is he even talking about? He kind of 1059 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,600 Speaker 1: throws up his hands next to his face like you know, uh, 1060 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,040 Speaker 1: like the emoji with like the I don't know kind 1061 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,439 Speaker 1: of like look, but he kind of looks like what's 1062 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,000 Speaker 1: the big deal? And it's it's going around and the 1063 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:33,560 Speaker 1: people use this for like just uh, usually kids being 1064 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,400 Speaker 1: confused about stuff. So it says my mom, no, you 1065 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,960 Speaker 1: can't go to Disneyland, you don't have enough money in 1066 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,840 Speaker 1: six year old and it says six year old me 1067 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,239 Speaker 1: with twenty dollars and the kids like, what do you mean? 1068 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,040 Speaker 1: His kids not understanding. There's also one that goes around 1069 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,360 Speaker 1: that's like, um, you know, uh, they slept Did you 1070 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,200 Speaker 1: hear that? Brian slept with Amy? And then the kid 1071 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,160 Speaker 1: just looks like, what's the big deal they slept together? 1072 00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,879 Speaker 1: Like because when you're a kid, you just think like, wow, 1073 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,799 Speaker 1: there's a great meme of t I leaning over. If 1074 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,759 Speaker 1: you just type that into Google, you'll have a good 1075 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:12,480 Speaker 1: time with that TI leaning over like he's just defying gravity. Um, Noah, 1076 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,800 Speaker 1: will you play one of the ones I sent you? Okay, 1077 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,759 Speaker 1: let's do Hinge audio. You want to do that? Oh yeah. 1078 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,680 Speaker 1: So there's this new feature on Hinge where men and 1079 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,320 Speaker 1: women to record voice memos in their profile so that 1080 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,440 Speaker 1: you can hear their voice and they can answer questions. 1081 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,880 Speaker 1: So this was a girl that was sharing a lot 1082 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,640 Speaker 1: of the Hinge audios she was coming across in men's profiles. 1083 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,920 Speaker 1: Is that correct? You know? Yeah? Hinge. But then they 1084 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:47,840 Speaker 1: came out with the audio feature wheel like an old soul. 1085 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,360 Speaker 1: So dating me be like ding your dad. All I 1086 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,280 Speaker 1: ask is that you join me in celebrating short King Spring. 1087 00:55:55,400 --> 00:56:00,239 Speaker 1: I'm five eight, let's go on a date. I'm sucking 1088 00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,279 Speaker 1: annoyance and never know when to shut the funk up 1089 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,000 Speaker 1: because I usually speak before I think, so, yeah, there's that, 1090 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,719 Speaker 1: Hey Bessie, how you're doing So? When I was in 1091 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,279 Speaker 1: second grade, I somehow got the impression that drinking and 1092 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,080 Speaker 1: driving any beverage. So my dad would drink pepsie in 1093 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,400 Speaker 1: the car, for instance, I would get very nervous. I 1094 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,040 Speaker 1: had also learned that they asked you to say the 1095 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,359 Speaker 1: ABC's backwards if you get pulled over, and I kind 1096 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,399 Speaker 1: of assumed it was like a good agile free cars. 1097 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,520 Speaker 1: So I learned how to do so solely for the 1098 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,800 Speaker 1: purpose of saving my dad when he would eventually be 1099 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:30,279 Speaker 1: pulled over for drinking driving. And still to this day 1100 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,480 Speaker 1: I can do it. Z y x T B v 1101 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,320 Speaker 1: U T S R q p O and M l 1102 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,040 Speaker 1: g I h G F E D. I don't nuggets 1103 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,960 Speaker 1: are like the best thing ever. I always have Donald Nuggets. 1104 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,360 Speaker 1: I go crazy for Donal nuggets. If you don't have 1105 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,719 Speaker 1: Donald nuggts, you don't have with dinasas or nuggets like 1106 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,719 Speaker 1: chicken nuggets, like dinosaurs. Um. I like the guy that 1107 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,000 Speaker 1: one guy that told the story about his dad and 1108 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,279 Speaker 1: his drinking. You can tell he was trying to sound 1109 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,680 Speaker 1: like a podcast host. Yeah, I felt like Cereal or NPR. 1110 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,200 Speaker 1: He did had a really good voice. I liked that guy, 1111 00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,279 Speaker 1: and I did like the guy that was like, I'm 1112 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,239 Speaker 1: five eight, this is gonna be great. I'm a good date. 1113 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,640 Speaker 1: Short King Summer like I Short King Spring. I like 1114 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,880 Speaker 1: that one. The others were the one that's question that 1115 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,040 Speaker 1: more than writing, that was my question, Like in in 1116 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,560 Speaker 1: a dating app though, like if you were not just 1117 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,400 Speaker 1: to get their messages, would you be more inclined or 1118 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,800 Speaker 1: less inclined to meet them if you heard their voice more? 1119 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,040 Speaker 1: Because I feel like that is the thing that makes 1120 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,400 Speaker 1: me feel like I know them, is if I can 1121 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,920 Speaker 1: combine their face with their voice, because the voice is 1122 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,120 Speaker 1: the thing that when you meet people after not knowing 1123 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,160 Speaker 1: them and only communicating them with them um via text, 1124 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,800 Speaker 1: you go, WHOA, I thought they were going to sound different. 1125 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,000 Speaker 1: It's like seeing someone's face after you've only known them 1126 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,800 Speaker 1: wearing a mask after a really long time and you 1127 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,560 Speaker 1: get to know them and you go, it's just like 1128 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,880 Speaker 1: not what you wanted it to be, just because it's different. 1129 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,840 Speaker 1: Even I think it's I think me like I would 1130 00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,840 Speaker 1: think too scared. It would scared, I mean, to leave one, 1131 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,880 Speaker 1: to leave one or to hear one. It would just 1132 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,960 Speaker 1: give me. It would scare me. I don't know why. 1133 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,920 Speaker 1: I think for me, it's better just not to know 1134 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,960 Speaker 1: and just just too funny. Go through the chat and 1135 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,120 Speaker 1: just meet and then I decide from there if I 1136 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,520 Speaker 1: like he or not. It would just give me another 1137 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,960 Speaker 1: and more. Oh yeah, I can. Really. I feel like 1138 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,960 Speaker 1: I know a lot about a person by how they speak. Yeah, 1139 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,920 Speaker 1: I did too. It's kind of like if you look 1140 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,919 Speaker 1: at that, it would be great if you could see 1141 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,600 Speaker 1: almost a handwriting of someone had the thing of like 1142 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,400 Speaker 1: a guy's hand looks like it's penis, and it really does. 1143 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,760 Speaker 1: Someone said that to me once, and that is very true. 1144 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,440 Speaker 1: There was a girl that was on my She was 1145 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,400 Speaker 1: a um wardrobe assistant on my show Nicki and Sarah. 1146 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,440 Speaker 1: I remember it for her name, but she told me 1147 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,240 Speaker 1: she was like, look at the guy's hands, and their 1148 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,360 Speaker 1: penis looks similar to their hands. Like the way their 1149 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,760 Speaker 1: hand looks compared to other man's hands is the way 1150 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,480 Speaker 1: their penis looks. And I'm not talking about size, I'm 1151 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,440 Speaker 1: really not. I'm talking about just like the look of it. 1152 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,640 Speaker 1: Which is more important to me about a penis than 1153 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,920 Speaker 1: the size is just the like the leneliness of it, 1154 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:08,240 Speaker 1: the lack of discoloration and um, the the uh just 1155 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,160 Speaker 1: the what's the the text structure? Yes, yeah, and just 1156 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,760 Speaker 1: like that if it looks like it's stinky, I don't 1157 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,480 Speaker 1: want to want it near me and that should be 1158 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,960 Speaker 1: on the bumble. Yeah, but size I don't care about. 1159 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,640 Speaker 1: But really, when I have dick anxiety, it's always about 1160 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:28,040 Speaker 1: like if it looks if it has a weird smell 1161 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:34,040 Speaker 1: or like you know fun. No, never, honestly never, But 1162 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,840 Speaker 1: that's just an irrational fear, you know, like my parents dying. 1163 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,840 Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's rational. It's gonna happen the day. Fuck. Um, 1164 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,800 Speaker 1: let's do another reddit recording because I don't know, I 1165 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:50,120 Speaker 1: haven't been finding that many good subreddit's recently. Okay, you 1166 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:55,960 Speaker 1: want to do you need a n app? Yes? Yes, yes. 1167 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,600 Speaker 1: There's this like two kids that are brother and sister 1168 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:03,480 Speaker 1: and the little girl is crying and her brother it's 1169 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,320 Speaker 1: like clearly identifies the issue, which is like she's tired. 1170 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,520 Speaker 1: It's just a cute. It's cute. It just reminds me 1171 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,360 Speaker 1: of like I wish someone would say this to me 1172 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,720 Speaker 1: sometimes when I'm being just insane. It kind of looks 1173 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:26,080 Speaker 1: like he has a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you 1174 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,440 Speaker 1: nap yet? And she goes no, and he goes, will 1175 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,280 Speaker 1: you need one? It's a very logical response. It's a cutie. 1176 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,400 Speaker 1: I love when kids are so helpful and literal. I 1177 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,200 Speaker 1: have been you know what I've been watching recently that 1178 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,800 Speaker 1: is just I can't recommend enough for uplifting your mood 1179 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,960 Speaker 1: and passing the time. Is going to the Dodo and 1180 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:49,880 Speaker 1: just watching all these like animal videos. I'm so up. 1181 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,120 Speaker 1: I know this is like a very normal thing that 1182 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,840 Speaker 1: people do. DoD is an Instagram account. Yeah, it's an 1183 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,760 Speaker 1: Instagram account that makes like, you know, they really do 1184 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,160 Speaker 1: a good job of producing these videos and they take 1185 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,040 Speaker 1: the footage that the person who shot like the videos 1186 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,880 Speaker 1: either rescuing an animal or you know the ones I love, 1187 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,000 Speaker 1: and then they make that they interview them and use 1188 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,040 Speaker 1: the voice over from the interview to really build a 1189 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:15,240 Speaker 1: story that's really well produced account. And um, my favorite 1190 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:20,080 Speaker 1: ones are the bugs. Uh final thought, there's this great 1191 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,760 Speaker 1: one where this girl is it's a jumping spider and 1192 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,760 Speaker 1: it's like the size of a half a dime. It's 1193 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,880 Speaker 1: the tiniest little spider weighs nothing, you know, and she 1194 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,560 Speaker 1: was scared of spiders and for some reason, I don't. 1195 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,200 Speaker 1: I wish they had more of a backstory of like 1196 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,040 Speaker 1: how she even came across this jumping spider. But it's 1197 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,200 Speaker 1: all these people that one girl finds a moth and like, 1198 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,160 Speaker 1: you just find that a jumping spider. This girl, it's 1199 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,320 Speaker 1: like I've had cats and I've had dogs. The spider 1200 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,920 Speaker 1: has just as much personality, and I love her just 1201 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,160 Speaker 1: as much. She's like, I'm crying about a fucking spider. 1202 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,760 Speaker 1: She's like, I love this thing so much and it 1203 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,400 Speaker 1: only has been my life for a year, because they 1204 01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,520 Speaker 1: only live a year and they start to age. And 1205 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,880 Speaker 1: she cuts cloth to give the like webbings so that 1206 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,160 Speaker 1: they can climb easier, because they get slower and their 1207 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,760 Speaker 1: pads don't work as well to climb. And it's just 1208 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,120 Speaker 1: I just cried a million times watching like a wombat 1209 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,760 Speaker 1: that these people found and like gave a home and 1210 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,640 Speaker 1: then had to release a dove that these kids found 1211 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,280 Speaker 1: this bird that hit a window and the person found it, 1212 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:22,000 Speaker 1: and just like these wild animals and most the more 1213 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,520 Speaker 1: it is less of a cuddly animal that people find 1214 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,840 Speaker 1: a way to find compassion for it. The more I 1215 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,440 Speaker 1: love the video, like like a spider having and you 1216 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,600 Speaker 1: really do see the personality come out. And I've talked 1217 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,800 Speaker 1: about the one that got me, which was like a bumblebee, 1218 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,440 Speaker 1: the first one that I was just like, how is 1219 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:43,440 Speaker 1: a bumblebee gonna be yes? And you just it just 1220 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:47,200 Speaker 1: helps you see that every animal has a personality, like 1221 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,000 Speaker 1: your dog is different from every other dog. Like we 1222 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,160 Speaker 1: sometimes think that all chickens are just like they're just 1223 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:56,280 Speaker 1: sucking chickens, or like all ants or all bees or spiders. 1224 01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,480 Speaker 1: Now I don't know about ants. Maybe all ants don't 1225 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,800 Speaker 1: really have that many individual personalities. But based on this 1226 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,280 Speaker 1: spider videos of different spiders have very they know. She 1227 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,360 Speaker 1: like sometimes her boyfriend will be holding it and then 1228 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,160 Speaker 1: it sees her and it will crawl over. It's this 1229 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,240 Speaker 1: miniscule spider that has eyes. It's all a little it's 1230 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,920 Speaker 1: like fuzzy, and it will just like crawl over to 1231 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,280 Speaker 1: her and just want to be on her hand. Well, 1232 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,360 Speaker 1: think think about ants. They each have their own job. 1233 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,320 Speaker 1: I mean, they obviously have some kind of thought process. 1234 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,960 Speaker 1: There's a queen ant, there's working ants. They make these 1235 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,600 Speaker 1: houses like they get across something, they'll all combined together 1236 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,080 Speaker 1: from the bridge and then they will walk across the 1237 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,640 Speaker 1: Bug's Life, right, or when is that ant life? The 1238 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:42,480 Speaker 1: other day Chris Bugs Life and then the Ants was 1239 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,440 Speaker 1: also another. But A Bug's Life was awesome. I saw 1240 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,000 Speaker 1: it in the front row. I remember, I was like, 1241 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,960 Speaker 1: look at these bugs, like like, that's how crowded the 1242 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,880 Speaker 1: theater was. We got front row for the big bugs. Yeah, 1243 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,840 Speaker 1: that was a big that was a big deal when 1244 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,640 Speaker 1: Pixar came out with A Bug's Life. I remember, if 1245 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,800 Speaker 1: you where the bugs had to eat water like they drank, 1246 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,440 Speaker 1: they would just like munch on a droplet. And I 1247 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,120 Speaker 1: realized and I found, I think an interesting fact about 1248 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,040 Speaker 1: that kind of animation, at least at the time that 1249 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:14,280 Speaker 1: bugs I've came out, they couldn't make water animated in 1250 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,400 Speaker 1: the way that water looks. They can only make it 1251 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,720 Speaker 1: in droplet form. For some reason, they couldn't animate actual 1252 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,960 Speaker 1: water the way that we see water with that kind 1253 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,800 Speaker 1: of animation, and so it fits that they could only 1254 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,920 Speaker 1: do droplets, and so that's what made them lead to 1255 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,600 Speaker 1: them eating these droplets like hamburgers almost, which was such 1256 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,840 Speaker 1: a cute thing to see a bug like just like 1257 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,080 Speaker 1: take these beads of water and bite into them. But 1258 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,960 Speaker 1: it was based on the fact that the animation couldn't 1259 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,960 Speaker 1: support another way to do it, which I thought it 1260 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,760 Speaker 1: was kind of cool. It's interesting we personify these things 1261 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,360 Speaker 1: through cartoons and then we see, oh they can they 1262 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,280 Speaker 1: are like us. But if you see that little spider 1263 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,920 Speaker 1: and a magnifying glass and they're running like they are, 1264 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,760 Speaker 1: like it is actually like it's not just a cartoon. 1265 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,200 Speaker 1: But anyhow, but yeah, what were you the other day? Well, 1266 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,680 Speaker 1: Chris gave me a birthday present. One of the birthday 1267 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,240 Speaker 1: presents was going to this like bird place and playing 1268 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,120 Speaker 1: with all these birds that I talked about this already. 1269 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,560 Speaker 1: I got bit by a bird. So I went to 1270 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,480 Speaker 1: this bird rescue that these these uh this woman as 1271 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,960 Speaker 1: out of her house and this other woman came over 1272 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,840 Speaker 1: that runs the bird rescue and they just kept bringing 1273 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,880 Speaker 1: birds down to the living room for me to play with. 1274 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,360 Speaker 1: And it's the St. Louis Avian Rescue, it's called Star St. 1275 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:23,320 Speaker 1: Louis Avian Rescue, and um, you know, like it was 1276 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,800 Speaker 1: just so freaking fun. And I went over there and 1277 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,240 Speaker 1: I was playing with all these birds, and one of 1278 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,760 Speaker 1: the birds, Louis, bit me twice drew blood and I 1279 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,160 Speaker 1: loved it. Oh it's right there. I loved it. I 1280 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,920 Speaker 1: was so excited. And the woman that was like horrified, 1281 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,640 Speaker 1: she's probably scared I was gonna sue or something. She 1282 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,280 Speaker 1: was like, he drew blood, and I'm like, I love it, 1283 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,880 Speaker 1: Like I have a bird wound and it's not even bad. 1284 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,480 Speaker 1: It's like, I hope it's scars. I would be the 1285 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,320 Speaker 1: coolest thing ever. But um, I was playing with these birds, 1286 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,440 Speaker 1: and man, do parrots have their own fucking individual personality. 1287 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,560 Speaker 1: It's insane. Like these birds each like different things, have 1288 01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:00,520 Speaker 1: different curiosities, are very gentle and like. And as soon 1289 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,600 Speaker 1: as you are able to make the leap that chickens 1290 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,480 Speaker 1: are the same, You've got to start looking at the 1291 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,800 Speaker 1: things on your salad that you just throw on for 1292 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,840 Speaker 1: three dollars extra, or the sandwich you get, like that 1293 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,360 Speaker 1: was a bird that had just as much personality as 1294 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,120 Speaker 1: your dog. I'm honestly more personality than your dog. Birds 1295 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:20,040 Speaker 1: are so smart and it just you just need to 1296 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,160 Speaker 1: open your eyes. It's okay if you keep getting chicken, 1297 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,560 Speaker 1: but you just need to at least honor that thing 1298 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,560 Speaker 1: that had a personality, had feelings, wanted to live, would 1299 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,320 Speaker 1: have been like a sweet thing that you could have 1300 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,000 Speaker 1: cuddled and it would have like cooed in your arm. Like, 1301 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,120 Speaker 1: you have to realize that's what you're eating. It's not. 1302 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,840 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to shame you, but you you can't look. 1303 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,480 Speaker 1: You cannot look at chickens like you do ants. You 1304 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,680 Speaker 1: just can't. It's so not what they are. They are 1305 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:47,160 Speaker 1: so individual, they have so much personality. They are desperate 1306 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:51,720 Speaker 1: for love and tenderness and pets, and they get scared 1307 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,919 Speaker 1: and you just need I'm not asking you to become vegan. 1308 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,760 Speaker 1: I'm just wanting you to not eat chicken like it's nothing, 1309 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,560 Speaker 1: and really just thank that bird for giving you sustenance 1310 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,280 Speaker 1: and forgiving its life unwillingly for you to eat it, 1311 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,080 Speaker 1: and to not just go I don't really like this 1312 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,400 Speaker 1: chicken and like throwing it aside. If you get chicken 1313 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,600 Speaker 1: on your fucking salad, you fucking eat that chicken, bitch, 1314 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,240 Speaker 1: I don't care if it doesn't. Oh the seasoning is right. 1315 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,560 Speaker 1: You eat that chicken. That's a life of an animal 1316 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,200 Speaker 1: that has a better personality than your dumb dog. And 1317 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,040 Speaker 1: I have dumb dogs too, and chickens are smarter than them. 1318 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,320 Speaker 1: So I'm sorry to get mad at you, but seriously, um, 1319 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,960 Speaker 1: just think about it next time. Just that's all I'm 1320 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,200 Speaker 1: asking you. Does that get through to you? What does 1321 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,240 Speaker 1: that do anything for you? To think about chickens having personalities? Yeah, 1322 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:40,320 Speaker 1: like you like a cat, mango? I get that, I 1323 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:44,040 Speaker 1: get that, I think, but I think making the comparison 1324 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,560 Speaker 1: to the dog, I wouldn't I want to make that 1325 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,720 Speaker 1: leap of like because then I think people just get 1326 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,600 Speaker 1: angry and they go, well, there's but there's no there's 1327 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,240 Speaker 1: no debate. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying how 1328 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,960 Speaker 1: people will well their palate for that. If you're coming 1329 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,720 Speaker 1: after their animals saying this thing is better, they're going 1330 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,919 Speaker 1: to get the fen it's more intelligent. I'm just saying 1331 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:07,400 Speaker 1: they're gonna get the fence. You ask me what I thought? 1332 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,680 Speaker 1: You asked me what I thought of your stupid person? 1333 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,160 Speaker 1: If you're less intelligent than your dog, If you get 1334 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,480 Speaker 1: insulted saying the dog is stupid, your dog is stupid, 1335 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:18,080 Speaker 1: it doesn't mean your dog is not a bad thing. People. 1336 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,080 Speaker 1: Things aren't more precious because they're smarter. I'm just saying, 1337 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,120 Speaker 1: these things have feelings and you can't negate there, and 1338 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,880 Speaker 1: it does. You ask me what it does for me, 1339 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm telling you when you say, when you see a 1340 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,360 Speaker 1: two can, when you see a bird, if there was 1341 01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:35,120 Speaker 1: like a dog, right, like a pretty dog, like a 1342 01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,880 Speaker 1: maltese or whatever, and we're like, holy shit, I love 1343 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:40,599 Speaker 1: this little maltese. And then you have a fucking piple 1344 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,439 Speaker 1: with big nipples, and we're all eating these pimples with 1345 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,800 Speaker 1: big nipples because they're ugly. Yeah, that's essentially what a 1346 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,840 Speaker 1: chicken is, and in people's mind because it's just as ugly, 1347 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,880 Speaker 1: you think I don't understand that. That's what I'm saying. No, 1348 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,280 Speaker 1: I know you asked me how I'm perceiving it, and 1349 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,639 Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is how I'm perceiving it. Okay, 1350 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,800 Speaker 1: But I'm just asking you, will it affect you eating 1351 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,680 Speaker 1: chicken at all? And what I'm saying, I don't know? 1352 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,000 Speaker 1: Good answer? Well, I mean that's an honest answer. I'm 1353 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,880 Speaker 1: just wondering. I'm just trying to figure out ways to 1354 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,120 Speaker 1: get people to see because I didn't used to think 1355 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,639 Speaker 1: about chickens that way or eggs. I just didn't because 1356 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,200 Speaker 1: I didn't want to. But as soon as you start 1357 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,160 Speaker 1: to like, I think people need to play with chickens 1358 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,600 Speaker 1: more and just have the realization that this is the 1359 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,320 Speaker 1: thing you're eating, and then I think we could bridge 1360 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,160 Speaker 1: that gap because it's just cognitive dissonance. It's just not 1361 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,400 Speaker 1: it's just thinking of them like insects, because insects we 1362 01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:31,240 Speaker 1: really don't care. If you step on you don't cry. 1363 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,679 Speaker 1: If you step to eat chicken, you would, you would 1364 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:37,600 Speaker 1: be very sad. We should paint chickens cool colors and 1365 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,000 Speaker 1: maybe people won't eat them. What does that mean? No, 1366 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,759 Speaker 1: because they got to be prettier. It's not about being pretty. 1367 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,599 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. That's why people eat certain animals. They 1368 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:50,519 Speaker 1: don't think chickens are gorgeous. I guess I don't know. 1369 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,400 Speaker 1: People don't eat pitbulls, but no, I know that I'm 1370 01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:57,960 Speaker 1: saying that that's the that's the different kind of bird. 1371 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:02,200 Speaker 1: I agree that is right they do, But they do 1372 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:06,800 Speaker 1: in China they eat dogs. Yeah, I know, because and 1373 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,200 Speaker 1: you know what, good for them, because they're doing the 1374 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,960 Speaker 1: same thing we're doing the chickens. Good for them. I 1375 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,599 Speaker 1: support it until when people get mad about the dog 1376 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,280 Speaker 1: eating dogs over there I'm just like, how can you 1377 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,960 Speaker 1: get mad at that we eat cows? Just like I don't. 1378 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:25,000 Speaker 1: I just don't give a ship until we until you 1379 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,719 Speaker 1: make it all even Ulan Meat Dog Festival, I support 1380 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:32,000 Speaker 1: it because it's a hypocrisy if you only don't support 1381 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,800 Speaker 1: if you are like against that and you're still eating cows. Sorry, 1382 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,200 Speaker 1: I don't hate you, but you're a hypocrite as I 1383 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,720 Speaker 1: am in many ways in my life. All Right, we 1384 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,639 Speaker 1: gotta go that's a wrap. This is also a rap, 1385 01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:47,360 Speaker 1: and that is that, and that's that and get hit 1386 01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,360 Speaker 1: with a bat and then eat it. Don't eat the bat. 1387 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,960 Speaker 1: That's how we got COVID. All right, I'll go eat poob. 1388 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:59,360 Speaker 1: It's made in the lab, chocol lab. All right, guys, 1389 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,720 Speaker 1: thank you so much for a sing to the show. 1390 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,360 Speaker 1: Uh sorry for my vegan rant. You know, I gotta 1391 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,639 Speaker 1: get let it out sometimes and you can always password 1392 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,760 Speaker 1: or stop listening. It's really up to you, just like 1393 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:10,200 Speaker 1: veganism is. It's up to you. All Right, good night, 1394 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:15,559 Speaker 1: and thank you for listening. Don't Ka and Jacks sa