Speaker 1: Date Rooking Jewels, second dat date life is full of regret.
Speaker 1: I should have done this, I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: I definitely shouldn't have done that. That's going to leave
Speaker 1: a mark. You know, we all have them. And Kayla,
Speaker 1: who was on the phone today to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, has a regret. We'll get into that in
Speaker 1: just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey? Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm good, How are you good? Thank you for doing
Speaker 1: a second date update with us today. Why don't you
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met
Speaker 1: him online. I don't have a ton of three times
Speaker 1: I've been trying online dating because that just seems like,
Speaker 1: you know, the best way to meet people. It's the
Speaker 1: easiest way to meet the creepiest people possible without actually
Speaker 1: having to go talk to him in public place. For sure.
Speaker 1: Well it's like you can kind of weed out some people.
Speaker 1: But you know, and was this one of the first
Speaker 1: online dates you went on? I mean, I've been on
Speaker 1: like two or three over the course of the time
Speaker 1: I've been on this site because I just don't have
Speaker 1: that much free time. So when I met this guy, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I was like, he seemed like a really nice guy,
Speaker 1: and I was excited because I actually had a time
Speaker 1: that could work for both of us. What did you
Speaker 1: guys do when you went out? We just went out
Speaker 1: for drinks after one of my work days. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like week nights are good because then you
Speaker 1: don't have that much pressure. You know, I had something
Speaker 1: to do the next day, so in case it like
Speaker 1: can doesn't go well, I can get out of there.
Speaker 1: And what was your first impression of him? He was
Speaker 1: really cute and he has this really great smile, and
Speaker 1: he went and talked to the host for us to
Speaker 1: get us some seats. And I noticed as he was
Speaker 1: walking away, anybody also has a really cute butt. So
Speaker 1: that yeah, totally. And so you liked him. Everything was
Speaker 1: cool on your date? Yeah, you know, he seemed really nice.
Speaker 1: The conversation was like, okay, it was like not horrible,
Speaker 1: you know, but it was like a little bit slow.
Speaker 1: I figured, that's a rave review, not horrible, Like when
Speaker 1: I go to the restaurant, I love to get not
Speaker 1: horrible food. But know, I know, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like we just didn't have like an instant,
Speaker 1: you know, like click, you know what I mean. We
Speaker 1: were both like nervous, and we'd never met each other before,
Speaker 1: and so it was it was fine, you know, he
Speaker 1: was he was totally nice. It just wasn't like instant
Speaker 1: like spark connection. Okay, and that brings us to your regret.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell us a little bit about what
Speaker 1: you're regretting? Okay. So so we've been talking for like
Speaker 1: a little bit, probably like fifteen minutes, and then he
Speaker 1: noticed that I had a crossword puzzle in my bay
Speaker 1: because I you know, I do crossword puzzles on my
Speaker 1: commute and it's just like, you know, a fun way
Speaker 1: to sort of clear my head. But what was weird
Speaker 1: about it is that he noticed it and mentioned it,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, huh, you must be really
Speaker 1: smart because you do crossword puzzles. Yeah. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you had to be super intelligent to do crossword pubdle.
Speaker 1: You could actually be an idiot and not get one
Speaker 1: question right on the crossword puzzle. I think he just
Speaker 1: assumed that who knows, and I wasn't like really sure
Speaker 1: how to take it. I thought like, oh, maybe, like
Speaker 1: maybe he's joking, you know. Um. But then he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not really into like reading what. Um I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I totally kind of thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: He realizes that a crossword puzzle is in a book, right,
Speaker 1: I would hope so. But then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like you like to read books or anything, and he
Speaker 1: was like, um no. I was just like relax and
Speaker 1: you know, not challenge my brain and my off time.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't like to think unless
Speaker 1: I absolutely have to. Yeah. But then this is like
Speaker 1: the weirdest part. He was like, I don't even like
Speaker 1: to vote, and he said it was because voting is
Speaker 1: too complicated and he has to like read all of
Speaker 1: the directions, so he just doesn't like to use his
Speaker 1: brain at all. And by the way, it's a good
Speaker 1: thing he doesn't vote. I'm all for people who are
Speaker 1: uninformed not voting. And he's not saying like he's not
Speaker 1: informed on the issues or he doesn't know much about
Speaker 1: the candidates. He doesn't vote because he can't follow the
Speaker 1: instructions of him. Is that not just so bizarre? It
Speaker 1: kind of blew my mind. I was like totally over
Speaker 1: him and I left and whatever, So why do you
Speaker 1: want to call this guy back? It sounds like an idiot. Honestly.
Speaker 1: I know you guys, like I've had friends in the
Speaker 1: past tell me they think, like, maybe I'm a little
Speaker 1: too judgmental when I first meet people, and you know,
Speaker 1: like three weeks went by and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: he was nice and he didn't say anything like offensive.
Speaker 1: He just didn't really say much at all. So I
Speaker 1: was like, well, maybe he was nervous and he just
Speaker 1: made like a mistake, and so I'm kind of thinking,
Speaker 1: like maybe I should give him another chance. You actually
Speaker 1: blew him off, and now you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date, update to call him and ask him out again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of I don't know, like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be more open. So after your date, did
Speaker 1: he try to contact you and ask you out again
Speaker 1: and you just ignored him? Or have you guys not
Speaker 1: spoken at all? Well, he actually texted me like a
Speaker 1: couple days later, and I just sort of ignored the text.
Speaker 1: I just didn't really know what to say. And so
Speaker 1: I feel bad about that too, because there's like no
Speaker 1: reason that I should just like pretend he doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm so confused why you feel bad, Like
Speaker 1: you called the conversation not terrible, and then you feel
Speaker 1: bad that you rejected a guy who says that he
Speaker 1: doesn't vote because he can't follow the instructions. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I feel like it was
Speaker 1: kind of a snap judgment on my part. I feel bad,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, a second date wouldn't be horrible. I
Speaker 1: just I've gone out with some other like real jerks
Speaker 1: since him, and like, you know, what's the worst thing
Speaker 1: that could happen. He's a totally nice guy, and like
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he really just has a really great sense
Speaker 1: of humor and he was just kind of like testing me,
Speaker 1: you know, basically after going out on a few dates,
Speaker 1: your standards have been lowered, and now you want to
Speaker 1: ask him out again. I mean hopefully not, but a
Speaker 1: second date would help me figure that out, right. So
Speaker 1: after you blew him off when you guys went out
Speaker 1: and he texted you and you just ignored him, have
Speaker 1: you tried to ask him out again since then? Or
Speaker 1: is this going to be the first time that he's
Speaker 1: hearing your name since you guys went out. I did
Speaker 1: text him like a couple days ago, but now he
Speaker 1: seems to be ignoring my text. Yeah, all right, well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, okay, that's awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I thought that I've been happy before looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second, my only hope for today's second date
Speaker 1: update is that the guy when we call him, he's
Speaker 1: actually able to figure out how to answer a phone,
Speaker 1: because he sounds like one of the dumbest people on
Speaker 1: the planet. And for some reason, Kayla really wants to
Speaker 1: call this guy to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with him. If you're just tuning in, Kayla is on
Speaker 1: the phone. She told us about a date that she
Speaker 1: recently went on with a guy named Johnny. They hung
Speaker 1: out for a while. The reason that I'm making fun
Speaker 1: of Johnny is because he saw that she had a
Speaker 1: crossword puzzle in her bag and he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: do crossword puzzles. Those are for smart people. And then
Speaker 1: he also said that he doesn't vote because he can't
Speaker 1: figure out the instructions on how to vote. Not necessarily,
Speaker 1: I'm not up on the issues. I just can't figure
Speaker 1: out how it works. And after that date she blew
Speaker 1: him off because of that. Yeah, that was like three
Speaker 1: or four weeks ago, and because she's gone out on
Speaker 1: a couple of other dates with people who were even
Speaker 1: worse than that, now she wants to get this guy
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask if he'll go out with
Speaker 1: her again. Kayla, I'm about ready to dial his phone number.
Speaker 1: Any last words. Wow, you really paint a picture of
Speaker 1: me being like the most desperate person and the world.
Speaker 1: I didn't really have to do much painting, Kayla, and
Speaker 1: you kind of did it for yourself and to make
Speaker 1: you feel better. It's just more of a sad testament
Speaker 1: to the stage of online dating, I think than anything else. Nitty,
Speaker 1: I just described it worse than it actually was. He
Speaker 1: was a nice dude, he was cute. Really, I want
Speaker 1: to see me again. Okay, I'm gonna doat this one
Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: got I speak to Johnny? Please? Yeah, let's just say, hey, Johnny,
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? This is Jewil from brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Yeah, what's up, man? How
Speaker 1: are you? Really? I'm good? So you listen to the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good every morning. Sweet, Thank you man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Then you've probably heard the second day update before. Is
Speaker 1: that why you're calling me? Yes, that is exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm calling you, Johnny. Okay, Okay, I like, I know
Speaker 1: how this works. I know you have someone on the
Speaker 1: other line and just tell Leslie that I never want
Speaker 1: to see her again and that she's a oh I
Speaker 1: can't tell her that, sure, Johnny? Hello, Johnny's gone? Leslie
Speaker 1: girl sounds terrible, Leslie. I don't know, Kayla. Is there
Speaker 1: a Leslie that you didn't tell us about? What do
Speaker 1: you know who Leslie is? I have no clue who
Speaker 1: Leslie is. It has to be some other girl that
Speaker 1: he's doing online dating with or Yeah, but would even
Speaker 1: say that. I have no idea. So he didn't bring
Speaker 1: up a Leslie on your date or anything. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I'm getting back
Speaker 1: on the phone then and let him know that Leslie's
Speaker 1: not trying to get a hold of him. Kayla is
Speaker 1: all right? Okay, hang on, Look I told you before,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I'm not calling on behalf of somebody named Leslie. No double.
Speaker 1: I know that I know that this is what you do.
Speaker 1: Like I know this is like a thing that you
Speaker 1: you guys do, and I just don't want them. I'm
Speaker 1: not Johnny, I promise I'm not messing with you. There's
Speaker 1: somebody other than Leslie that wanted to do a second
Speaker 1: date update. Don't know. I don't we don't even know
Speaker 1: who Leslie is at all. She sounds terrible, though, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you guys, like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny, how
Speaker 1: about this? Okay, Okay, Johnny, hang on, don't hang up yet.
Speaker 1: I'm calling because the girl named Kayla wanted to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. Nobody named Leslie at all. Kayla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember going out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three
Speaker 1: weeks ago, three four weeks ago, something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this is about. Yes, this is about somebody
Speaker 1: named Kayla, not somebody named Leslie. Kayla. No, Kayla is
Speaker 1: gone because, dude, I mean, we called for a second
Speaker 1: date update. She wanted to go out with you again,
Speaker 1: and then she heard you call somebody like somebody named Leslie,
Speaker 1: and she hung up and isn't interested in doing the
Speaker 1: second date update anymore. But I want to know who
Speaker 1: Leslie is now me too? Is it like some stalker
Speaker 1: you really like? For honestly, you really don't. Like it's
Speaker 1: a long story and it was not U not a
Speaker 1: good time. Did Leslie happen before the Kala date or
Speaker 1: after the Kala date? It was after Kleb, Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to forget about
Speaker 1: the whole thing. It was, really and like I just
Speaker 1: want to move past it. You know, you don't have
Speaker 1: to tell me, but maybe if you do tell me,
Speaker 1: then I could explain to Kayla about the situation with
Speaker 1: Leslie and help her understand that so that maybe she
Speaker 1: wants to go out with you again. Yeah. Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: like I could tell you guys, but like I don't
Speaker 1: want you to go and tell Kayleb because it's like
Speaker 1: it's really it's like a weird story. Like I don't
Speaker 1: want her to know that I won't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I won't tell her specifics about this Leslie girl. And
Speaker 1: she's got to be understanding. I mean, she said that
Speaker 1: she's gone on some pretty horrible dates from the same
Speaker 1: site you guys met on too. Yeah, okay, we at
Speaker 1: this bar, we drank way too much we wound up
Speaker 1: hooking up in a Windy's bathroom and and then and
Speaker 1: then she bit me. Okay, bathroom, she bit me. I
Speaker 1: got stitches for and that's I'm just gonna leave it there.
Speaker 1: Where did she bite you? And so she bait you
Speaker 1: so bad that you had to get stitches? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you see why I don't want to talk to her, right,
Speaker 1: I guess? Yeah? I feel like you could have seen
Speaker 1: that one coming. If you're hooking up with a girl
Speaker 1: in a Windy's bathroom, Yeah, she's crazy. And now she
Speaker 1: keeps calling me and text me. She's like, won't leave
Speaker 1: me alone. Now, So that's what happened. Does that answer
Speaker 1: your question? Yes, it definitely does. So I won't give
Speaker 1: Kayla all those details. Thank you, you're you're welcome. I
Speaker 1: won't give them to her because you actually just did.
Speaker 1: Kayla is still on the phone listening. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. So awkward. Dude, you
Speaker 1: told me she was on the phone. Did I say
Speaker 1: that lying? Like? Sorry, Johnny, what the hell you serious?
Speaker 1: Are you serious the story? Are you serious? Are you
Speaker 1: saying that like actually happened? Yeah, that actually happened, and
Speaker 1: like it does suck? Like I had to get stitches
Speaker 1: of this girl. So do you like want me to
Speaker 1: feel sorry for you? I thought you were a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I am a nice guy. I didn't bite her. She
Speaker 1: bit me. I don't think that's what Kayle means, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I think Kyle means more like hooking up in a
Speaker 1: fast food restaurant bathroom with something that you just met
Speaker 1: and everything is not my decision. If you if you
Speaker 1: think that I was in charge of that choice, then
Speaker 1: you are sadly mistaken. She forced you. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I think responsibility. Look,
Speaker 1: I did not want to go into it. It was
Speaker 1: a bad night. Like I would love to move past that.
Speaker 1: It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure. How about you moved
Speaker 1: past it by going on a second date with Kayla? Johnny,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Kayla again? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for a second day. Yes I would. That would
Speaker 1: be great. She's like, she's the most same person that
Speaker 1: I've been out with in a long time, And yes
Speaker 1: I would. I would love to second date Kayla. Congratulations
Speaker 1: a successful second date update for you. Oh no way,
Speaker 1: I am not going out with this diag. You're changing
Speaker 1: your story. You're changing your two now, and yet before
Speaker 1: you were saying like you thought he was sweetened, you'd
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again. Guy, Seriously, no way,
Speaker 1: no really, now that I know that he got it
Speaker 1: and a fast food bath rol, no way, are you
Speaker 1: sure I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that it's ever happened to you before, but it's probably
Speaker 1: happened to a lot of people like that. That was
Speaker 1: not like you don't know how many other people she's
Speaker 1: bitten in bathrooms. But you're the only person I know
Speaker 1: that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly
Speaker 1: the victim there, so not my fault. So Kayla, there's
Speaker 1: no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla.
Speaker 1: I really like you and you were really cool and
Speaker 1: you were like kind of one in a million, and
Speaker 1: I would like to go on a second day with you.
Speaker 1: If you're out for that, that's that is no, definitely not.
Speaker 1: I didn't go out with guys who get fit in
Speaker 1: fastfood restroom. Oh you do have high standards, Kayla. You're
Speaker 1: never gonna find love this way ever. Broken Juwil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Hello, it's