WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Love Bites Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>Date Rooking Jewels, second dat date life is full of regret.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have done this, I shouldn't have done that.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely shouldn't have done that. That's going to leave

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<v Speaker 1>a mark. You know, we all have them. And Kayla,

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<v Speaker 1>who was on the phone today to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, has a regret. We'll get into that in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey? Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, How are you good? Thank you for doing

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update with us today. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met

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<v Speaker 1>him online. I don't have a ton of three times

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<v Speaker 1>I've been trying online dating because that just seems like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the best way to meet people. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest way to meet the creepiest people possible without actually

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<v Speaker 1>having to go talk to him in public place. For sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's like you can kind of weed out some people.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, and was this one of the first

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<v Speaker 1>online dates you went on? I mean, I've been on

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<v Speaker 1>like two or three over the course of the time

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<v Speaker 1>I've been on this site because I just don't have

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<v Speaker 1>that much free time. So when I met this guy, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, he seemed like a really nice guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was excited because I actually had a time

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<v Speaker 1>that could work for both of us. What did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do when you went out? We just went out

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<v Speaker 1>for drinks after one of my work days. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like week nights are good because then you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have that much pressure. You know, I had something

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<v Speaker 1>to do the next day, so in case it like

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<v Speaker 1>can doesn't go well, I can get out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>And what was your first impression of him? He was

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<v Speaker 1>really cute and he has this really great smile, and

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<v Speaker 1>he went and talked to the host for us to

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<v Speaker 1>get us some seats. And I noticed as he was

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<v Speaker 1>walking away, anybody also has a really cute butt. So

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<v Speaker 1>that yeah, totally. And so you liked him. Everything was

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<v Speaker 1>cool on your date? Yeah, you know, he seemed really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>The conversation was like, okay, it was like not horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but it was like a little bit slow.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, that's a rave review, not horrible, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the restaurant, I love to get not

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<v Speaker 1>horrible food. But know, I know, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we just didn't have like an instant,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like click, you know what I mean. We

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<v Speaker 1>were both like nervous, and we'd never met each other before,

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<v Speaker 1>and so it was it was fine, you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>was he was totally nice. It just wasn't like instant

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<v Speaker 1>like spark connection. Okay, and that brings us to your regret.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell us a little bit about what

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<v Speaker 1>you're regretting? Okay. So so we've been talking for like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, probably like fifteen minutes, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that I had a crossword puzzle in my bay

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<v Speaker 1>because I you know, I do crossword puzzles on my

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<v Speaker 1>commute and it's just like, you know, a fun way

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<v Speaker 1>to sort of clear my head. But what was weird

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<v Speaker 1>about it is that he noticed it and mentioned it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, huh, you must be really

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<v Speaker 1>smart because you do crossword puzzles. Yeah. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>you had to be super intelligent to do crossword pubdle.

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<v Speaker 1>You could actually be an idiot and not get one

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<v Speaker 1>question right on the crossword puzzle. I think he just

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<v Speaker 1>assumed that who knows, and I wasn't like really sure

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<v Speaker 1>how to take it. I thought like, oh, maybe, like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's joking, you know. Um. But then he's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really into like reading what. Um I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I totally kind of thought the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He realizes that a crossword puzzle is in a book, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I would hope so. But then I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like you like to read books or anything, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, um no. I was just like relax and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not challenge my brain and my off time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't like to think unless

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely have to. Yeah. But then this is like

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest part. He was like, I don't even like

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<v Speaker 1>to vote, and he said it was because voting is

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<v Speaker 1>too complicated and he has to like read all of

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<v Speaker 1>the directions, so he just doesn't like to use his

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<v Speaker 1>brain at all. And by the way, it's a good

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<v Speaker 1>thing he doesn't vote. I'm all for people who are

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<v Speaker 1>uninformed not voting. And he's not saying like he's not

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<v Speaker 1>informed on the issues or he doesn't know much about

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<v Speaker 1>the candidates. He doesn't vote because he can't follow the

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<v Speaker 1>instructions of him. Is that not just so bizarre? It

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<v Speaker 1>kind of blew my mind. I was like totally over

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<v Speaker 1>him and I left and whatever, So why do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call this guy back? It sounds like an idiot. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you guys, like I've had friends in the

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<v Speaker 1>past tell me they think, like, maybe I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>too judgmental when I first meet people, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like three weeks went by and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he was nice and he didn't say anything like offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>He just didn't really say much at all. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, maybe he was nervous and he just

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<v Speaker 1>made like a mistake, and so I'm kind of thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe I should give him another chance. You actually

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<v Speaker 1>blew him off, and now you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date, update to call him and ask him out again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I kind of I don't know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be more open. So after your date, did

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<v Speaker 1>he try to contact you and ask you out again

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<v Speaker 1>and you just ignored him? Or have you guys not

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<v Speaker 1>spoken at all? Well, he actually texted me like a

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<v Speaker 1>couple days later, and I just sort of ignored the text.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't really know what to say. And so

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad about that too, because there's like no

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<v Speaker 1>reason that I should just like pretend he doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm so confused why you feel bad, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you called the conversation not terrible, and then you feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad that you rejected a guy who says that he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't vote because he can't follow the instructions. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know. I feel like it was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a snap judgment on my part. I feel bad,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, a second date wouldn't be horrible. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I've gone out with some other like real jerks

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<v Speaker 1>since him, and like, you know, what's the worst thing

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<v Speaker 1>that could happen. He's a totally nice guy, and like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe he really just has a really great sense

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<v Speaker 1>of humor and he was just kind of like testing me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, basically after going out on a few dates,

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<v Speaker 1>your standards have been lowered, and now you want to

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<v Speaker 1>ask him out again. I mean hopefully not, but a

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<v Speaker 1>second date would help me figure that out, right. So

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<v Speaker 1>after you blew him off when you guys went out

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<v Speaker 1>and he texted you and you just ignored him, have

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to ask him out again since then? Or

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<v Speaker 1>is this going to be the first time that he's

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<v Speaker 1>hearing your name since you guys went out. I did

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<v Speaker 1>text him like a couple days ago, but now he

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be ignoring my text. Yeah, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song, come back call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, okay, that's awesome, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that I've been happy before looking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Second, my only hope for today's second date

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<v Speaker 1>update is that the guy when we call him, he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually able to figure out how to answer a phone,

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<v Speaker 1>because he sounds like one of the dumbest people on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. And for some reason, Kayla really wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call this guy to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with him. If you're just tuning in, Kayla is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. She told us about a date that she

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<v Speaker 1>recently went on with a guy named Johnny. They hung

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<v Speaker 1>out for a while. The reason that I'm making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of Johnny is because he saw that she had a

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<v Speaker 1>crossword puzzle in her bag and he's like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do crossword puzzles. Those are for smart people. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he also said that he doesn't vote because he can't

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<v Speaker 1>figure out the instructions on how to vote. Not necessarily,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not up on the issues. I just can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out how it works. And after that date she blew

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<v Speaker 1>him off because of that. Yeah, that was like three

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<v Speaker 1>or four weeks ago, and because she's gone out on

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of other dates with people who were even

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<v Speaker 1>worse than that, now she wants to get this guy

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and ask if he'll go out with

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<v Speaker 1>her again. Kayla, I'm about ready to dial his phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>Any last words. Wow, you really paint a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>me being like the most desperate person and the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really have to do much painting, Kayla, and

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of did it for yourself and to make

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<v Speaker 1>you feel better. It's just more of a sad testament

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<v Speaker 1>to the stage of online dating, I think than anything else. Nitty,

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<v Speaker 1>I just described it worse than it actually was. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a nice dude, he was cute. Really, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see me again. Okay, I'm gonna doat this one

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<v Speaker 1>right now and get him on the phone. Here we go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>got I speak to Johnny? Please? Yeah, let's just say, hey, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? How are you? This is Jewil from brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewil in the Morning. Yeah, what's up, man? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Really? I'm good? So you listen to the show. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good every morning. Sweet, Thank you man, I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you've probably heard the second day update before. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that why you're calling me? Yes, that is exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you, Johnny. Okay, Okay, I like, I know

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<v Speaker 1>how this works. I know you have someone on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line and just tell Leslie that I never want

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<v Speaker 1>to see her again and that she's a oh I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell her that, sure, Johnny? Hello, Johnny's gone? Leslie

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<v Speaker 1>girl sounds terrible, Leslie. I don't know, Kayla. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>a Leslie that you didn't tell us about? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you know who Leslie is? I have no clue who

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie is. It has to be some other girl that

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing online dating with or Yeah, but would even

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<v Speaker 1>say that. I have no idea. So he didn't bring

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<v Speaker 1>up a Leslie on your date or anything. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I'm getting back

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone then and let him know that Leslie's

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to get a hold of him. Kayla is

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Okay, hang on, Look I told you before,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not calling on behalf of somebody named Leslie. No double.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that I know that this is what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know this is like a thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do, and I just don't want them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Johnny, I promise I'm not messing with you. There's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody other than Leslie that wanted to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Don't know. I don't we don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>who Leslie is at all. She sounds terrible, though, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you guys, like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny, how

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<v Speaker 1>about this? Okay, Okay, Johnny, hang on, don't hang up yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling because the girl named Kayla wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of you. Nobody named Leslie at all. Kayla. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember going out on a date with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, three four weeks ago, something like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what this is about. Yes, this is about somebody

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<v Speaker 1>named Kayla, not somebody named Leslie. Kayla. No, Kayla is

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<v Speaker 1>gone because, dude, I mean, we called for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. She wanted to go out with you again,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she heard you call somebody like somebody named Leslie,

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<v Speaker 1>and she hung up and isn't interested in doing the

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<v Speaker 1>second date update anymore. But I want to know who

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie is now me too? Is it like some stalker

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<v Speaker 1>you really like? For honestly, you really don't. Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a long story and it was not U not a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Did Leslie happen before the Kala date or

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<v Speaker 1>after the Kala date? It was after Kleb, Like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to I just want to forget about

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. It was, really and like I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to move past it. You know, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me, but maybe if you do tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>then I could explain to Kayla about the situation with

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie and help her understand that so that maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go out with you again. Yeah. Um, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like I could tell you guys, but like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to go and tell Kayleb because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's really it's like a weird story. Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want her to know that I won't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't tell her specifics about this Leslie girl. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's got to be understanding. I mean, she said that

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<v Speaker 1>she's gone on some pretty horrible dates from the same

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<v Speaker 1>site you guys met on too. Yeah, okay, we at

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<v Speaker 1>this bar, we drank way too much we wound up

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up in a Windy's bathroom and and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then she bit me. Okay, bathroom, she bit me. I

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<v Speaker 1>got stitches for and that's I'm just gonna leave it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did she bite you? And so she bait you

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<v Speaker 1>so bad that you had to get stitches? Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you see why I don't want to talk to her, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess? Yeah? I feel like you could have seen

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<v Speaker 1>that one coming. If you're hooking up with a girl

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<v Speaker 1>in a Windy's bathroom, Yeah, she's crazy. And now she

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<v Speaker 1>keeps calling me and text me. She's like, won't leave

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<v Speaker 1>me alone. Now, So that's what happened. Does that answer

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<v Speaker 1>your question? Yes, it definitely does. So I won't give

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<v Speaker 1>Kayla all those details. Thank you, you're you're welcome. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't give them to her because you actually just did.

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<v Speaker 1>Kayla is still on the phone listening. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, oh my god. So awkward. Dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>told me she was on the phone. Did I say

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<v Speaker 1>that lying? Like? Sorry, Johnny, what the hell you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious the story? Are you serious? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>saying that like actually happened? Yeah, that actually happened, and

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<v Speaker 1>like it does suck? Like I had to get stitches

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<v Speaker 1>of this girl. So do you like want me to

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<v Speaker 1>feel sorry for you? I thought you were a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a nice guy. I didn't bite her. She

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<v Speaker 1>bit me. I don't think that's what Kayle means, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Kyle means more like hooking up in a

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<v Speaker 1>fast food restaurant bathroom with something that you just met

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<v Speaker 1>and everything is not my decision. If you if you

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<v Speaker 1>think that I was in charge of that choice, then

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<v Speaker 1>you are sadly mistaken. She forced you. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I think responsibility. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not want to go into it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a bad night. Like I would love to move past that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure. How about you moved

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<v Speaker 1>past it by going on a second date with Kayla? Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Kayla again? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for a second day. Yes I would. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be great. She's like, she's the most same person that

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<v Speaker 1>I've been out with in a long time, And yes

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I would love to second date Kayla. Congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>a successful second date update for you. Oh no way,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not going out with this diag. You're changing

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<v Speaker 1>your story. You're changing your two now, and yet before

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<v Speaker 1>you were saying like you thought he was sweetened, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with him again. Guy, Seriously, no way,

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<v Speaker 1>no really, now that I know that he got it

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<v Speaker 1>and a fast food bath rol, no way, are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>that it's ever happened to you before, but it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>happened to a lot of people like that. That was

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<v Speaker 1>not like you don't know how many other people she's

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<v Speaker 1>bitten in bathrooms. But you're the only person I know

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<v Speaker 1>that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly

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<v Speaker 1>the victim there, so not my fault. So Kayla, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like you and you were really cool and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like kind of one in a million, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to go on a second day with you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're out for that, that's that is no, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go out with guys who get fit in

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<v Speaker 1>fastfood restroom. Oh you do have high standards, Kayla. You're

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna find love this way ever. Broken Juwil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Hello, it's