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Speaker 1: Date Rooking Jewels, second dat date life is full of regret.

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Speaker 1: I should have done this, I shouldn't have done that.

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Speaker 1: I definitely shouldn't have done that. That's going to leave

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Speaker 1: a mark. You know, we all have them. And Kayla,

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Speaker 1: who was on the phone today to do a second

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Speaker 1: date update, has a regret. We'll get into that in

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Speaker 1: just a second, but first, Kayla, how are you? Hey? Guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, How are you good? Thank you for doing

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Speaker 1: a second date update with us today. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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Speaker 1: want to call today. My name's Johnny, and I met

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Speaker 1: him online. I don't have a ton of three times

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Speaker 1: I've been trying online dating because that just seems like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the best way to meet people. It's the

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Speaker 1: easiest way to meet the creepiest people possible without actually

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Speaker 1: having to go talk to him in public place. For sure.

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Speaker 1: Well it's like you can kind of weed out some people.

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Speaker 1: But you know, and was this one of the first

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Speaker 1: online dates you went on? I mean, I've been on

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Speaker 1: I've been on this site because I just don't have

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Speaker 1: that much free time. So when I met this guy, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: I was like, he seemed like a really nice guy,

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Speaker 1: that could work for both of us. What did you

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Speaker 1: guys do when you went out? We just went out

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Speaker 1: I feel like week nights are good because then you

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Speaker 1: And what was your first impression of him? He was

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Speaker 1: really cute and he has this really great smile, and

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Speaker 1: get us some seats. And I noticed as he was

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Speaker 1: walking away, anybody also has a really cute butt. So

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Speaker 1: that yeah, totally. And so you liked him. Everything was

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Speaker 1: The conversation was like, okay, it was like not horrible,

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Speaker 1: I go to the restaurant, I love to get not

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Speaker 1: I feel like we just didn't have like an instant,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you tell us a little bit about what

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Speaker 1: you're regretting? Okay. So so we've been talking for like

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Speaker 1: a little bit, probably like fifteen minutes, and then he

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Speaker 1: noticed that I had a crossword puzzle in my bay

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Speaker 1: because I you know, I do crossword puzzles on my

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Speaker 1: commute and it's just like, you know, a fun way

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Speaker 1: smart because you do crossword puzzles. Yeah. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: you had to be super intelligent to do crossword pubdle.

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Speaker 1: the weirdest part. He was like, I don't even like

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Speaker 1: spoken at all? Well, he actually texted me like a

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Speaker 1: I feel bad about that too, because there's like no

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm so confused why you feel bad, Like

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Speaker 1: I thought that I've been happy before looking jubil in

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Speaker 1: because he sounds like one of the dumbest people on

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Speaker 1: with him. If you're just tuning in, Kayla is on

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Speaker 1: he also said that he doesn't vote because he can't

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Speaker 1: her again. Kayla, I'm about ready to dial his phone number.

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Speaker 1: Any last words. Wow, you really paint a picture of

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Speaker 1: I didn't really have to do much painting, Kayla, and

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Speaker 1: you kind of did it for yourself and to make

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Speaker 1: I just described it worse than it actually was. He

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Speaker 1: right now and get him on the phone. Here we go. Hello,

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Speaker 1: got I speak to Johnny? Please? Yeah, let's just say, hey, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: are you? Really? I'm good? So you listen to the show. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Then you've probably heard the second day update before. Is

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Speaker 1: that why you're calling me? Yes, that is exactly what

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Speaker 1: can't tell her that, sure, Johnny? Hello, Johnny's gone? Leslie

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Speaker 1: you know who Leslie is? I have no clue who

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Speaker 1: Leslie is. It has to be some other girl that

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Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I'm getting back

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Speaker 1: all right? Okay, hang on, Look I told you before,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling on behalf of somebody named Leslie. No double.

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Speaker 1: I know that I know that this is what you do.

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Speaker 1: Like I know this is like a thing that you

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Speaker 1: not Johnny, I promise I'm not messing with you. There's

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you guys, like, Okay, Johnny, Johnny, how

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Speaker 1: about this? Okay, Okay, Johnny, hang on, don't hang up yet.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because the girl named Kayla wanted to get

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Speaker 1: a hold of you. Nobody named Leslie at all. Kayla. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: named Kayla? Oh my god, Yeah, it was about three

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, three four weeks ago, something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what this is about. Yes, this is about somebody

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Speaker 1: named Kayla, not somebody named Leslie. Kayla. No, Kayla is

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Speaker 1: gone because, dude, I mean, we called for a second

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Speaker 1: then she bit me. Okay, bathroom, she bit me. I

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Speaker 1: Where did she bite you? And so she bait you

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Speaker 1: your question? Yes, it definitely does. So I won't give

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Speaker 1: I am a nice guy. I didn't bite her. She

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Speaker 1: bit me. I don't think that's what Kayle means, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: I think Kyle means more like hooking up in a

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Speaker 1: and everything is not my decision. If you if you

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Speaker 1: you are sadly mistaken. She forced you. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about, Johnny? Oh my god, I think responsibility. Look,

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Speaker 1: I did not want to go into it. It was

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Speaker 1: It's definitely alcohol's fault. I'm sure. How about you moved

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Speaker 1: past it by going on a second date with Kayla? Johnny,

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Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Kayla again? We'll

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Speaker 1: pay for a second day. Yes I would. That would

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Speaker 1: be great. She's like, she's the most same person that

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Speaker 1: I would. I would love to second date Kayla. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: I am not going out with this diag. You're changing

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Speaker 1: your story. You're changing your two now, and yet before

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Speaker 1: and a fast food bath rol, no way, are you

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Speaker 1: sure I am Listen like I'm not. I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: not like you don't know how many other people she's

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Speaker 1: that has that story. Johnny. I mean, I was truly

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Speaker 1: no chance on you given Johnny another shot now, No way, Kayla.

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Speaker 1: I really like you and you were really cool and

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Speaker 1: If you're out for that, that's that is no, definitely not.

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Speaker 1: I didn't go out with guys who get fit in

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Speaker 1: fastfood restroom. Oh you do have high standards, Kayla. You're

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Speaker 1: never gonna find love this way ever. Broken Juwil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Hello, it's