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Speaker 1: My mother in law, George just anime pillows saved our marriage.

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Speaker 1: My husband wants it gone, but I refuse. Am I

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Speaker 1: the a whole? I mean yusuf as a.

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Speaker 2: I love anime, You're not able. I'm joking. I gotta

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Speaker 2: see more of the story to figure that out. But

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Speaker 2: I love anime, I love body pillows.

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Speaker 3: Can't go wrong with both.

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Speaker 2: I need to know more. Continue.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's get into it. My husband and I

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Speaker 1: are best friends during the day, the love of my life.

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Speaker 3: It's at night that there's an issue. There's some beef bruin. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I am a blanket stealer. I once yanked them so hard.

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Speaker 1: Poor hubby flipped a full one eighty.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if he's flipping like a one eighty,

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Speaker 2: he's a burrito blanket user. I mean, how wrapped up

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Speaker 2: can you be. I'm just like a top you know,

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Speaker 2: type of guy. If it gets yanked, it's slipping, you know.

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Speaker 1: Also, I'm like, I don't know that I have the

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Speaker 1: strength sleeping or awake to like make someone do a

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Speaker 1: one eighty from a blanket poll.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unless she's also burrito rolling and or in that

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Speaker 2: case she's gonna just like gravitate to hubby. But I

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's pretty pretty incredible feat, especially while sleeping,

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Speaker 1: Like that's insane.

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Speaker 3: Are you a polar or a.

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Speaker 2: A yank and wanket type of guy?

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Speaker 1: Or is he he yanks the blankets so he can

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Speaker 1: yank something else?

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Speaker 3: Do you catch my drift?

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Speaker 1: Whoa too accurate hubby for his part is a thrasher.

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Speaker 1: Bruce Lee would be jealous of the moves he pulls

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Speaker 1: while unconscious. It's a constant war between us when we

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Speaker 1: fall asleep, and both of us often wake up sore

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Speaker 1: and exhausted. God wow, Okay, I actually have a quick

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Speaker 1: question for everyone watching in you if you're like in

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Speaker 1: this scenario where your partner is literally like beating you

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Speaker 1: in your sleep unintentionally, do you just like sleep in

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Speaker 1: separate beds at a certain point, Like.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I think you guys get just bunk beds.

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Speaker 2: That way you can still have the technicality. Is the

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Speaker 2: technicality still? You know we sleep in the same bed.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, he just wanted me.

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Speaker 3: To remove.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like you just kiss up instead of her voice

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Speaker 1: like oh yeah, muscle man. Yeah, the freaking hull cogan

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Speaker 1: of wives here now it was starting to affect our relationship.

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Speaker 1: Neither of us wanted to move to a separate bed

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Speaker 1: because we like spending our nights together, but it seemed

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Speaker 1: like an inevitability. We were both crabby every morning and

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Speaker 1: we started fighting as soon as we got up. It sucked,

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Speaker 1: but neither of us wanted to concede, defeat and move

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Speaker 1: to the other bed. Quick background. I was a huge

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Speaker 1: nerd as a teenager, full on otaku.

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Speaker 2: You know that Isaku is basically just like it's like

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Speaker 2: the play version of Web. Right, It's like it's like

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Speaker 2: the Japanese word for weem almost it's like a person

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Speaker 2: who actually just watches anime, like like Web is like

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Speaker 2: because the conventions and you know, I don't know, it's it's.

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Speaker 1: Like we It's literally just we like super super into it,

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Speaker 1: like almost maybe a little too into it.

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Speaker 2: Two into Web is like two and two into is

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Speaker 2: like the polite like, okay, you still are not you

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Speaker 2: You're an enthusiast, You're enthusiast, Like yeah, that's pretty much

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Okay, go ahead and cringe. I do too.

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Speaker 3: Hey be proud you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Proud?

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Speaker 3: You like my may yusuf over here.

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Speaker 2: Pleasure watching anime rom coms at two am in the

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Speaker 2: pitch black darkness. That's my jam it.

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Speaker 3: He owns it, he loves it, he craves it. Okay,

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Speaker 3: to sleep without it every.

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Speaker 1: Time at two am, his hand is shaking reaching forest phone.

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Speaker 1: No just kidding, or am I oh my yeh exposed

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Speaker 1: One night as a joke, I brought down an old

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Speaker 1: anime pillow that's way too crusty. Oh yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that thing has seen some things.

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Speaker 3: If you catch my.

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Speaker 1: Drifts crusty and dusty that I brought down from the attic,

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Speaker 1: I know, cringe and I plopped it down between my

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Speaker 1: husband and I, declaring it was our demilitarized zone.

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Speaker 3: Of anime pillow. Okay. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Hubby also thought it was hilarious and named her dmz

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Speaker 1: chan Chan John Chan, I'm going dmz chan, I'm going.

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Speaker 1: I'm sticking with that.

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Speaker 2: It's like chan, but yeah, John.

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Speaker 1: We also we pronounced I don't know the actual name

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Speaker 1: of it, but we call it a dang rapona. It's

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Speaker 1: like down renapana or something.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: Every time we.

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Speaker 1: Say dang ropona, it's it's just crazy. Everyone just like

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Speaker 1: you king idiots, Like it is so not how you

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Speaker 1: pronounce it, but it's the thing now.

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Speaker 2: It's like, at least not one of those people who

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Speaker 2: are like Naruto. People say who Naruto instead of Naruto?

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Speaker 2: Those people and people are just like, damn, you don't

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Speaker 2: know anything. Man, is like a really basic. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: like that's a starter pack.

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Speaker 3: Exactly. You can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Pokemon not Pokemon. And what did you call it, like

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Speaker 2: Pokemon Pokemon Pokemon? Yeah, I don't know, Pokemon, like a

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Speaker 2: boomer calling Chile pottle or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And our sweet sexy anime pillow stayed there the whole

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Speaker 1: night and.

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Speaker 2: They start fighting over it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they each try to get married to the pillow,

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Speaker 1: but like like a three way love triangle between us

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Speaker 1: and this body pillar.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if it has like the character on both

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Speaker 2: sides of the pillow, so they like are flipping towards it.

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Speaker 3: That's smart.

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Speaker 2: Smart.

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Speaker 3: It was a game changer.

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Speaker 1: Dmz CHOHn protected me from Hubbies r EM induced rampages.

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Speaker 1: And she's just heavy enough that I can't yank out

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Speaker 1: the blankets at full speed.

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Speaker 3: Dmc CHOHn is now a beloved part of our nightly roots.

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Speaker 2: And she goes on top of the blanket. So there's

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Speaker 2: no cut ability cuddle ability happening here, which is first strategic,

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Speaker 2: it's intentional.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 2: But if that was the intended plan, why didn't they

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Speaker 2: think of two blankets?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is the deal with not having I get like

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Speaker 1: why maybe like oh, a bigger bed or something. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's like they don't have the room or like the

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Speaker 1: costs or something. But get two freaking blankets like easy fix. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, for real, I don't understand. Sometimes these stars

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Speaker 1: you just don't know. We both thought it was the

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Speaker 1: funniest thing, but she legitimately helped us solve the old

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Speaker 1: real issue in our marriage. Dang, that's kind of beautiful.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome that that was the only issue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, that's true.

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Speaker 2: A blanket, What a beautiful issue? What a beautiful marriage?

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Speaker 3: That's true. That's true.

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Speaker 1: One day, my mother in law stopped by to pick

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Speaker 1: something up. She got up to use the restroom, passing

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Speaker 1: by our open bedroom door. See where I'm going, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can guess what she saw. Dmz ch on.

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Speaker 2: This is the part where they left out what DMS

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Speaker 2: chon really looks like, uh oh, we cond get dicey. Huh,

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh.

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Speaker 1: She was propped up in the middle of our bed

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Speaker 1: with her giant, soulful anime eyes looking right back deeply

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Speaker 1: into my mother in laws getting steamy. When she got back,

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Speaker 1: she quickly grabbed her stuff and left for Grandma. God

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Speaker 1: bro Grandma's not having and Hudby and I were both confused.

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Speaker 1: She later mentioned DMZ ch On to Hubby while they

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Speaker 1: were on the phone, and it absolutely mortified him. As

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Speaker 1: far as I know, mother in law now thanks were

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Speaker 1: devians in a three way relationship with a by pillow.

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Speaker 2: She probably thought it was something else.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can see it right, It's like it's

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Speaker 1: probably some sexy animate chick with on a body pill.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's tough. This is a pillow though, So

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Speaker 2: it's not like I mean, but like I feel I

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Speaker 2: could lead to somewhere else. I mean, that's that's the

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Speaker 2: real question.

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Speaker 1: Like we know what's up right, but like Grandma's over here, like.

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Speaker 2: We understand the concern, but uh have some trust?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like why.

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Speaker 6: You're in her body pillow? Back in my day, he's

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Speaker 6: just humans like real Americans. Shut up, grandma, let me

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Speaker 6: have dms CHOHn to myself. Hubby was too embarrassed to explain,

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Speaker 6: and now he wants to put dmc chon back in

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Speaker 6: the attic.

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Speaker 3: I'll crust away.

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Speaker 5: For real.

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Speaker 2: They like uncrusted. Her went through all this, went through

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Speaker 2: all this like hardship, right, and now you're just gonna

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Speaker 2: feel judged and put her back like That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: is like who came like your grandma isn't sleeping with.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully problems solve.

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Speaker 1: Actually, like if DMZ if we're going off of like

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Speaker 1: pet rules right, like for a baby, if DMZ chan

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Speaker 1: is like they're like pillow baby, does that make the

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Speaker 1: mother in law her grandma? And then they could be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't do this to your grandchild.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking no more, Hey just try it out,

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Speaker 2: give her a chance. Grandma, Oh grandma.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what she's like dude in bed, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, like grammy, you never know, like you've been.

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Speaker 2: Grandpa died two years ago, died.

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Speaker 3: You've been you've been lonely.

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Speaker 1: You're looking for some companion shit, I mean give you

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Speaker 1: a little that ooh wu you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I was upset.

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Speaker 1: I told him that I didn't want to go back

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Speaker 1: to boxing each other at night, and that dmz chan

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Speaker 1: helped us so much in that. He agreed, but suggested

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Speaker 1: we get a normal, plain body pillow case to replace her.

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Speaker 3: Damn, just gonna throw her away like that?

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Speaker 1: After all she's done exactly, That's what I'm saying, all

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Speaker 1: the crust she took, she's been in the attic.

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Speaker 2: She just got her chance of freedom. Have you not

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Speaker 2: watched Toy Story? It's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Wow, do we remake Toy Story? But it's an anime

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Speaker 1: body pillow that legendary. Oh my god, I'm it's a

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Speaker 1: whole new meeting to Woody. Oh there's a snake in

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Speaker 1: my boot? All right, you don't have to suck it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, I feel like there's do you do you

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Speaker 1: regret coming on the show yet?

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Speaker 2: Show?

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Speaker 1: That's what he says, now, but we'll see. I felt

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Speaker 1: like there was no need to spend money on something

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Speaker 1: we already have. Why buy a five dollars pillow case?

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Speaker 1: I mean, am I right?

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Speaker 2: We're another blanket?

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Speaker 3: We're another blanket?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Literally, God, there's so cheap.

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Speaker 1: And if it was really that big of an issue.

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Speaker 1: We can put her in the closet while we have

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Speaker 1: company of But hubby is firm. Yeah he is when

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Speaker 1: he's around dms each on.

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Speaker 2: Hey, okay, he is firm in that.

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Speaker 3: She has to go permanently.

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Speaker 1: I know he's embarrassed, but I feel that we shouldn't

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Speaker 2: Am either a whole. No, the damage is done. Let

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Speaker 2: it be gay from your mistakes. If she comes over again,

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Speaker 3: Well, like like how much is a body pillow case?

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Speaker 2: Like, no, it's probably ten dollars. Yeah, it's probably like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like do you not have like ten to thirty

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Speaker 1: don't care exactly, like it's an interesting flag to plant

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Speaker 2: I think the best course of action is to just

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Speaker 2: because what are you gonna do that she's already judging

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Speaker 2: I did this one thing I got rid of mz Chen.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a weirdo anymore.

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Speaker 1: like if she if she just sees the pillow and

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Speaker 1: like it's a body pillow. I don't know, like if

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Speaker 1: But like, I feel like she's not gonna get it,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I'm like, I'll just let

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Speaker 3: Like it is a tough egg to crack. It is

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Speaker 2: I think, just you know, being down on earth in

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Speaker 1: That's that's you know what, hey fair. Sometimes we agree

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Speaker 1: to disagree exactly. You know, but you said, if I

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 7: Is it them?

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Speaker 2: It is if you guys?

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Speaker 3: You got on the third child go.

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Speaker 1: You are beautiful public subscribers. We love reading your comments,

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Speaker 1: and let's read a few right now, should we do?

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Speaker 2: We do?

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Speaker 1: This one comes from the video my girlfriend is leaving

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Speaker 1: me and someone is going to jail.

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Speaker 3: I'm the a hole.

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Speaker 1: This is where the guy gets sued for doing CPR

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Speaker 1: to save a life.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, classic classics.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, this one comes from Sir Fitzpatrick, public subscriber. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to you, Surfitzpatrick. I can say from experience that

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Speaker 1: bruised ribs are better than death, sur Fitzpatrick, thank you

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Speaker 1: for your hot take over here. We always appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Next one comes from public subscriber Stevie C. Stevie says

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Speaker 1: Buddy in the second story suing over being saved from

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Speaker 1: choking reminds me of the guy from The Incredibles that

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Speaker 1: sums Incredible for saving his life before it was revealed

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Speaker 1: to be Op's shitty friend.

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Speaker 3: That's hilarious. Yeah, that is such an iconic.

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Speaker 2: No, for real, I'm just imagining him like with the

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Speaker 1: And basically I'm shocked the Incredible has gone away with

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Speaker 1: that heavy shot. Shout out to you guys for kids

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Speaker 1: movie too. Bold move back in the day, Bold move,

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Speaker 1: Bold move. And last comment comes from public subscriber King Chrome.

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Speaker 1: Story three gave me second hand embarrassment, King Chrome, we

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Speaker 1: get a lot of second hand embarrassment.

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Speaker 3: Yousef has just had keeping tons of it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, let's not put it like that. It's it's

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Speaker 2: more like it's, uh, it's it's it's.

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Speaker 3: A lot to handle.

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's like one point five one point second

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Speaker 2: hand point embarrassed, one point fifth.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing with that extra half hand though?

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Speaker 3: All right, well okay, so let's land it on a

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Speaker 3: positive note.

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Speaker 1: So, yusef, this is your chance to just shamelessly plug

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Speaker 1: any and everything you want out there. So what what?

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Speaker 1: What do you want the people to to know about you?

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Speaker 1: And go look up if you have anything.

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Speaker 2: I'm making investigative content yep, almost like this. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to be making a video where I infiltrate Disney's University.

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Speaker 2: It's a giant scam. So go watch that video when

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Speaker 2: it comes out. Yusef me are wyo you s I

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Speaker 2: F M I H y A R on YouTube?

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Speaker 3: That's it? Go check it out, thanks to my boy.

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Speaker 7: How much money do you make?

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Speaker 2: Ship?

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Speaker 4: About thousand dollars a week?

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 7: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: Sell drugs? Drugs, ship cocaine? All type of ship man,

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Speaker 4: it's a legal man to be all this, motherfucking man.

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Speaker 3: Tell me.

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Speaker 4: Problem man. So I sell drugs and ship right and

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Speaker 4: sell a lot of weeds and ship in my home.

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Speaker 4: But robbed on and sometimes you fuck me over someone

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Speaker 4: fucking them too much with ro robbed and then robbed man.

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Speaker 4: They called Nigga Chambers your hard as rapper.

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Speaker 3: Two damn.

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Speaker 4: And then I got the hop he let me sell

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Speaker 4: drugs here and there here and now? Perhaps you faithful

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Speaker 4: the all type of ship?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 7: Have you ever gotten into any like crazy situations with

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Speaker 7: that job?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Non, everything was straight on. Everything was you know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying, pch qew in this motherfucking you know?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 4: Like stupid ship?

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Speaker 7: I see right now, y'all?

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Speaker 4: Like stupid ship.

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Speaker 7: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Very?

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Speaker 7: How much money do you make in a year?

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Speaker 8: More than you need to know about?

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Speaker 7: Ballpark?

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Speaker 8: No, no numbers range enough to pay my bills?

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Speaker 7: How much are your bills.

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Speaker 8: Enough to make a great living and support that one

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Speaker 8: over there?

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Speaker 7: Why won't you tell me?

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Speaker 8: Because he doesn't need to know how much I make?

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Speaker 7: Told me? What does you make? Somewhere around like one

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Speaker 7: hundred is what you told me? All right, we have

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Speaker 7: the truth. What do you do?

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Speaker 8: I'm in sales?

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Speaker 7: What do you sell?

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Speaker 8: I sell software into healthcare companies. It's I do well.

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Speaker 8: They like to say drugs, but I don't sell drugs anymore.

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Speaker 8: That was pharmaceutical wrap. That was legal drug sales.

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Speaker 7: That was before this job, legal drugs. Sure, how much

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Speaker 7: money do you make a year? It's a secret, ballpark?

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Speaker 7: You have a rain?

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Speaker 5: I think like forty k, four hundred.

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Speaker 7: K, four hundred k? Yeah doing what engineer?

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Speaker 5: Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: There you go in the bay, in the bay. How

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Speaker 7: long did it take you to get up to that salary?

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Speaker 5: I think two years?

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Speaker 3: Two years?

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Speaker 7: Work? All right? Where do you work?

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Speaker 5: Secret? But we just saw ipo?

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Speaker 2: So how much.

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Speaker 7: Money do you make?

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Speaker 5: I'm a student, I work.

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Speaker 9: I make about the thousands for months.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Wait, so how much a year? Twelve k, twelve

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Speaker 7: k year? What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm delivery?

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Speaker 7: Are working you pizza? Still?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 7: Heck? Yeah? I love? How much money do you make

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Speaker 7: a year?

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Speaker 8: Bump?

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Speaker 5: Next question?

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Speaker 7: No, ballpark? Can you have a range?

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Speaker 2: A range? Zero DESU five k?

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Speaker 3: There we go?

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Speaker 7: What do you do for a living?

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Speaker 5: I saw will stay stay?

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Speaker 3: Gotcha? Very nice?

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Speaker 7: How much money do you make?

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Speaker 5: Not enough?

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Speaker 4: I work at game stop right now, so it's twelve

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Speaker 4: bucks an hour? Back home?

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Speaker 1: I mean, but what about the stock I feel like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: going to the.

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Speaker 4: That's what I thought I thought i'd be paying.

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Speaker 7: I get paid like twenty bucks an hour? Right? Nope? No,

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Speaker 7: how much is that a year?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Ballpark, I don't know, Probably like a couple of twenty

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Speaker 7: dollars ish? Hell yeah? Maybe? Oh yeah? What do you

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Speaker 7: want to be?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Where do you grow up?

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Speaker 4: I'm already kind of grown, but I'm not there yet.

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Speaker 7: I want to be a film director and writer. Nice? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: start on, TikTok. We're directing this still, we're kind of

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Speaker 7: directing this stick I guess so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're absolutely crushing it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: How much money do you make in a year? What

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Speaker 7: do you do for a living?

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Speaker 9: I'm a senior quenty a senior? What quentity save? What's

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Speaker 9: that you know from London? You look cool? Colst consultants,

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Speaker 9: I managed costs consultants and construction?

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Speaker 7: Okay, so can you measure the quantity of anything?

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Speaker 9: Most?

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Speaker 7: How many jelly beans in the jelly bean jar?

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Speaker 9: Jenny bean?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 7: Just how much money do you make?

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Speaker 3: Zero?

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Speaker 7: Why? I don't have a job. Come on, get a job, man?

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Speaker 7: How old are you?

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Speaker 3: Sixteen?

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Speaker 7: Come on? That's that's working. You should have a house

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Speaker 7: by now. Just to let you know, slacken bro, I'll

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Speaker 7: get one.

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Speaker 3: Don't blame inflation.

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Speaker 7: How much money do you make in a year?

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Speaker 5: I don't make any money? Why because I don't work?

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Speaker 7: Why do you work?

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Speaker 5: Because I don't need to work.

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Speaker 7: Why don't you need to work.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm still studying?

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Speaker 7: And are you a trust fund baby?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Of course.

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Speaker 7: How much is your allowance?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't quest.

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Speaker 7: Why come on, you gotta tell how much your allowance?

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Speaker 7: Come on, tell us, tell us, I'll tell you my

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Speaker 7: allowance from my sell. Okay, love, my love, my love.

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Speaker 7: My one more non non money question. All right, here

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Speaker 7: we go, Here we go,