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Speaker 1: Another jewel on the twenties to me, I'm hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for gift. Hey gee, my name is

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Speaker 1: Scott Brand. I'm calling from the law offices of Machio,

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Speaker 1: Marita and Shoe. Your friend Mandy, Yeah, Hi, how are

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Speaker 1: you good? She said that you were looking for a lawyer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in like this really frustrating situation. So I had

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Speaker 1: some construction done on my house and the contractor just

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Speaker 1: totally screwed up the plumbing. I have like five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars worth of damage from water leak gage and he

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Speaker 1: hasn't been returning my call to bla blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: You spend a bunch of words at me. Here are

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Speaker 1: you talking to me? Yeah, you're talking. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who else i'd be talking to. Why are you talking

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Speaker 1: to a potential client? Like it's like this. If I

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Speaker 1: had a nickel for every winey sob story I've heard,

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Speaker 1: I'd be on a beach somewhere in Hawaii relaxing. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be practicing law, you know what I mean, I'd

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Speaker 1: be a rich man. No, I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 1: All I'm hearing from you is a bunch of boohoo,

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Speaker 1: my toilets one flash boo hoo. Whoa is me? You

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Speaker 1: were being very worded to me. My friend Nandy told

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Speaker 1: me that you might be able to help me. I

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Speaker 1: very confused right now. Listen here TETs a, TETs She

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Speaker 1: told me that you had a serious case. Did you

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Speaker 1: just call me? Would sweetheart been better? No? Sweetheart would

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Speaker 1: not have been better? You pull How dare are you?

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Speaker 1: You have no right to talk to me like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. I have a serious problem here.

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Speaker 1: I actually do have a right to call you that

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Speaker 1: because you had this boring, lame story that you're telling

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Speaker 1: me and I, oh, my good, lame story. This is

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Speaker 1: my wife. Okay, this is a big problem for me.

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Speaker 1: I thought that you were a person who can help me.

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Speaker 1: Hashtag white people problems, people problems. That is unbelievable, walk

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Speaker 1: off a branch or something piece. Hello, Gia, this is

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Speaker 1: Scott brand again from the law. You have no desire

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Speaker 1: to talk to you, sir. You are incredibly offensive. Before you,

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Speaker 1: before you, before you hang up on me, and I

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Speaker 1: understand you're upset. Listen, that's just an exercise I like

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Speaker 1: to do with new clients, and you passed I just

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Speaker 1: I can't take on a case without knowing somebody's passionate

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Speaker 1: about it, and you definitely have a lot of passion.

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Speaker 1: So I'd love to to vet your clients. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It is not believe you do that. It is a

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Speaker 1: little unconventional, but it is effective, I can tell you that.

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Speaker 1: And I'd love to take a closer look at your case.

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Speaker 1: I really would, if you'll forgive me for that little,

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Speaker 1: you know exercise I put you through without you knowing it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna I just I'd like you to

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Speaker 1: email me some notes, any notes that you have on it,

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Speaker 1: like dates, misspayments, how many times you've tried to get

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Speaker 1: ahold of him, everything else? Can you do that for

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Speaker 1: me and I'll look over it and get back to you. Fine,

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Speaker 1: what's your email address? I'd like you to email me

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Speaker 1: at Whiney Complainers at crybabies dot net. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes? What? Yes? This is a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving eighty two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your friend Mandy set you up? God? Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Mandy told us all about your situation,

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Speaker 1: and she thought you'd be a good candidate for a

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Speaker 1: phone tap. Oh, I'm sorry about your I'm sorry about

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Speaker 1: your plumbing issues. That sounds like it sucks. Oh yeah, sucks,

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Speaker 1: real bad. Okay, you're whining again. What a wake up?

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Speaker 1: Every morning with jubal Foone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties holy On Ruben ninety two point five