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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for comedy Roulette. Please, Jay set.

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Speaker 2: This one up for it's Telescon.

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Speaker 3: And it's so important to explain this because we get

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Speaker 3: new listeners every day and we're doing a different segment

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Speaker 3: that people are not aware of. So that's why I

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Speaker 3: take the time to explain comedy Ruth. And it's very simple.

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Speaker 3: You take four subjects and you put them on a wheel,

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Speaker 3: and you take them on the wheel. You spun the wheel,

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Speaker 3: and which stop. We can do the damn thing because

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Speaker 3: we's comedians. Be good.

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Speaker 1: Alright, here we go. These are the subjects for today.

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Speaker 1: Things you can do to get people to leave your house.

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Speaker 1: Things you say to people who've over decorated for the holiday.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, today.

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Speaker 1: To people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And here's

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Speaker 1: the last one. Things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you wanted for Christmas. Okay, yeah, yeah, you gotta anticipation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel. Oh but decorate, yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh oh.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but now

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Speaker 1: it stopped on. Things you say when you didn't get

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Speaker 1: what you wanted for Chris.

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Speaker 2: The same as to use bad acting theater.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, not at all.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: These are things you say when you didn't get what

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Speaker 3: you want for Christian Yeah, let's go. These are things

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Speaker 3: you say when you didn't get what you say. Come

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Speaker 3: on nice, Oh this is nice? And this one lights up?

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Speaker 2: What is it.

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Speaker 1: With that attitude?

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Speaker 3: That's how you say it.

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Speaker 1: That's what you say and how you said it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you what. This is something I actually

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Speaker 4: said as a kid and I didn't get what I

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Speaker 4: wanted huh for Christmas? And uh, they were standing at

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Speaker 4: my parents but I was about ten. I said, sugar,

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Speaker 4: honey ice, you said at your words, Yeah, you know

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Speaker 4: when you open that box up and what you're supposed

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Speaker 4: to get sugar.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. I'll uh.

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Speaker 5: I put this in the drawer with that ragged ass

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Speaker 5: tie you about last.

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Speaker 2: I'm grateful what you want.

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Speaker 3: I like that time.

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Speaker 2: This one. This is what you say at worked. I

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Speaker 2: knew what he pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be

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Speaker 2: worth for Darren.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get exchange.

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Speaker 2: I knew what I said.

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Speaker 5: You want?

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Speaker 3: Yeah a pound cake?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 3: Thanks a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a diabetic.

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Speaker 4: You say when you don't get what you want for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: Check shot again?

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Speaker 2: Check show again.

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Speaker 5: Huh?

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Speaker 3: Come on now, why why?

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Speaker 2: Why? Why in the hell what? I want a tool kit?

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Speaker 2: I don't work on this. Come on, man, really, I

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Speaker 2: don't work on nothing.

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Speaker 3: Guys, it's not the count.

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Speaker 2: Come black. People don't eat fruitcake saying that damn fruitcake?

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Speaker 2: What is some damn green things in there?

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Speaker 3: What is that cherrysh actually hit one? Huh snowshovel? I

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Speaker 3: live in l A.

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Speaker 2: Thanks things.

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Speaker 4: People say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I already know the story of Jesus.

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Speaker 2: I already know it.

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Speaker 3: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese?

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Speaker 2: Who eats that?

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Speaker 5: Who eat that?

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Speaker 1: Is?

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Speaker 3: Alright?

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Speaker 1: Steve, come on, close it out.

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Speaker 5: That's why we're getting a divorce, right this damn crock pie,

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Speaker 5: This damn crock pot. This is the last thing somebody

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Speaker 5: won't know. Damn crock pot.

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Speaker 2: That was me who said that one.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, alright, it is a nephew with the brank phone

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Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.