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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Padding

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Speaker 1: Trend in Peru. There's a new Paddington movie coming out

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Speaker 1: next year. We'll talk about it a little bit later

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Speaker 1: on I Am Jack. That is Miles, Yeah, Top, We

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Speaker 1: wanted to let you know about a couple of gofundmes

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Speaker 1: that you can go contribute to one of our favorite

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Speaker 1: Two of our favorite guests are are struggling. So first

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Speaker 1: of all, Kenny DeForest, a very funny stand up comedian,

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Speaker 1: just had his special come out a couple of months

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Speaker 1: ago and was on the show, got into a bike

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Speaker 1: accident on Friday night and is recovering in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: But like brain surgery is happening, very very serious. So

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Speaker 1: we're we're gonna link off to his GoFundMe. And also

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Speaker 1: Kyle Ayres, who yeah, come on and talk to us about.

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Speaker 2: His neuralgia, Yeah, trigeminal neuralgia. And he's he also has

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Speaker 2: a gofund me, And I know they're keeping like luckily

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Speaker 2: do it everyone's generosity.

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Speaker 3: Both have hit their goals, but yeah.

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Speaker 2: They're obviously you know, you know how the medical system

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Speaker 2: works here. You use all the help they can get.

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Speaker 2: So we will link that off to that in the footnotes,

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Speaker 2: because I know y'all have heard them on the show

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Speaker 2: and heard about, you know, their lives, especially with Kyle.

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Speaker 2: He's he's talked about his disorder a few times while

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Speaker 2: on here, and yeah, Kenny just really just been a really,

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Speaker 2: really terrible accident and it's stable, but he's heavily sedated.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, if if you're able to please consider donating,

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Speaker 2: because you know, I know you guys have probably had

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Speaker 2: a few laughs from them, and we just.

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Speaker 3: Want to make sure we were showing up for them

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Speaker 3: a laugh.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh Onto some trending shit that is not

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Speaker 1: as important as that, let's see. The Takeout released their

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Speaker 1: list of the nine worst fast food items of twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three, and Miles mm hmmm. One of the ones,

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Speaker 1: one of the thing, one of the fast food items

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Speaker 1: you like the best, or at least you said a

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Speaker 1: positive thing about which one. Strawberry shortcake, strawberry shirt cake

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Speaker 1: McDonald's mcflurry made the lift. Oh strawberry plaza over here?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what it was?

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Speaker 1: April debut of the strawberry shirt cake mcflurry was a

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Speaker 1: mysfire on every level, too flat, to bland, to one note,

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Speaker 1: too monochromatic to vanilla and it stinks.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Jay Sherman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie about like it

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Speaker 2: wasn't It wasn't the most exciting, but I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: this shit was fine, Like, say, is the worst fucking

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't go there. I wouldn't go there. I

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Speaker 1: They also, like a lot of these are just look

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Speaker 1: like fast food items that they got like a bad vert,

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Speaker 1: Like they've got this Burger King's Mexican original Chicken sandwich,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if the coloring, like if they

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Speaker 1: like what this ship looks terrible, but it also looks

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Speaker 1: like it's just a poorly lit photograph.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they gotta look it. They never fast food places

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Speaker 3: don't expect.

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Speaker 2: You to open the bun and actually see what the ship.

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Speaker 3: Look at the ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you look at this, this definitely looks fucked up.

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Speaker 2: And also I can't who would have thought that the uh,

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Speaker 2: what is it? The dunkin Donuts breakfast tacos were.

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Speaker 1: Now, I mean those look like absolute hell. I don't

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Speaker 1: know those are ones that I could not. I can't

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Speaker 1: really tell what they were going for because it looks

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Speaker 1: like pita bread instead of a tortilla.

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Speaker 3: Pa.

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Speaker 1: And then the contents look like a teaspoon of scrambled eggs.

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Speaker 2: And corn, it's like so weird. The ratios there's corn

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Speaker 3: Basically with those ratios, you are not getting in the club. Sorry. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And that in the in the the tortilla look like

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Speaker 2: a fucked up Gordida shell or something.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, that one does look terrible.

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Speaker 1: Strawberry strawberry shortcake. I'm still intrigued. Like most of these,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care what you say about it.

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Speaker 3: I still need to go to wah Wah and get

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Speaker 3: the sandwich. Yeah, I gotta get a.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta get a from wa wa.

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Speaker 2: See, this is why we have to go. We have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying, We're trying.

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Speaker 1: We'll see Arby's burn bourbon barbecue sliders look like shit

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are these looks like shit in real life, and

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Speaker 2: that he's bro I'm fucking mainlining Horsey sauce.

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Speaker 1: Someone that seems like a unmistakable mythfire is Panera's cinnamon

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Speaker 1: crunch bagel breakfast sandwich. I'm kind of uh impressed that

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Speaker 1: the takeout did not put the charged lemonade that's killing

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Speaker 1: people on the list.

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Speaker 2: Easily right number one with a bullet, Yeah, get charge

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Speaker 2: lemonade killed multiple people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Taco bells, vegan nacho sauce.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It looks fine to me, but yeah, nowhere to be

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Speaker 1: seen the lemonade that kills people because got to pack

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Speaker 1: your hat off when you know, uh, an effective viral

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Speaker 1: stunt is an effective viral stunt, and people aren't talking

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Speaker 1: about Panera less. Now tell you that.

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Speaker 3: Did you see?

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm pretty sure the CEO just as a fucking

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Speaker 2: lovely topper to it.

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Speaker 3: All.

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Speaker 2: The was saying that workers don't care about providing shareholders

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Speaker 2: value anymore. The ceo, yes, dude, mister murder mix, Yeah

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Speaker 2: with the fucking the killer lemonade allegedly quote. This is

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Speaker 2: the headline from Business Insider. Oh sorry, Panera founder says

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Speaker 2: employees aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders.

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Speaker 3: Quote, nobody cares you, fucking loser. Are you serious? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, nobody cares about making nobody care.

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Speaker 1: In the uh the jewelry billionaire Like who says he's

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Speaker 1: losing sleep because he thinks people are warming for the

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Speaker 1: extremely wealthy. Yeah, the cardier. Uh hair, I hope they both,

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Speaker 3: And it's Yeah, it's just so funny.

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Speaker 2: Like guy who has massive fortune based off of the

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Speaker 2: extraction of wealth from workers says, like, they don't care

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Speaker 2: about making me money no more. Yeah, the fuck is

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Speaker 2: wrong with you, dude, Go have fucking nine lemonades.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: But the Panaria cinnamon crunch bagel, Like, I love the

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Speaker 1: cinnamon crunch bagel. It is a like it's a doughnut,

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Speaker 1: and to put scrambled eggs on it is a mistake.

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Speaker 1: I will take ham on a sweet Thingamn.

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Speaker 3: Ham works well.

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Speaker 1: With sweetness, but eggs not so much for me.

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Speaker 3: Like briddle is kind of the limit for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Yeah, riddle, I do fuck with the mcbriddle.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm wrong here. I guess I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: lying again, because it does sometimes work, and I'm a

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Speaker 1: fucking liar because the mcgriddles the mcgriddles, which is supposed

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Speaker 1: to use the plural. All right, let's talk about Trump's

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Speaker 1: phone data because it may be used against him in court.

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Speaker 1: The story like gave me real whiplash that special Counsel

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Speaker 1: Jack Smith is planning to call an expert witness who

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Speaker 1: is extracted and processed data from phones belonging to Trump

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Speaker 1: and one unnamed person, which I was like, Yo, this

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Speaker 1: is the silver bullet. He's old, he doesn't know how

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Speaker 1: to use technology or like, you know, he's the sort

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Speaker 1: of person who would like text someone and ask them

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Speaker 1: if they could commit a murder for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like which bomb to leave outside of d

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Like it just feels like dumb Watergate is

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Speaker 1: like very possible if you have access to his phone.

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Speaker 1: But then people are saying that it may not be

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Speaker 1: like a real slam dunk because it remains unclear how

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Speaker 1: much access he actually has to Trump's phone. The data

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Speaker 1: may just be able to show when Trump's phone was

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Speaker 1: unlocked and if Twitter was opened, suggesting whether or not

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Speaker 1: he approved or sent the tweet attacking Pence during the

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Speaker 1: January six riot, So I don't know that it goes

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Speaker 1: for me being like, oh, yeah, like they got it

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Speaker 1: asked to wait. They're just trying to prove he knew

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Speaker 1: about tweets that were sent from his account when we're

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Speaker 1: fucked yeah, not good, guys.

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Speaker 2: The only potentially maybe I don't know if sexy is

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Speaker 2: even the word. And at this point we can barely

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Speaker 3: But you know, one of the big things is, you know,

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Speaker 3: Trump's defense.

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Speaker 2: He's like the Constitution that I have immunity as president

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Speaker 2: for what I do as president, and that's been a

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Speaker 2: huge defense, to the point where Jack Smith has appealed

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Speaker 2: to the Supreme Court to be like, y'all need to

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Speaker 3: If someone some ass can be like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Man, as president, I can do whatever the fuck I want,

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Speaker 2: we have to really figure that out. Figure that out.

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Speaker 2: They have said that they would agree to consider it

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Speaker 2: to just try and fucking crank this thing.

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Speaker 1: Up because it's tank talk soldier boy.

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Speaker 3: So we'll see.

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Speaker 2: And Trump didn't like that, but he doesn't like anything

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Speaker 2: that looks like accountability.

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Speaker 1: And he is winning in a landslide in the pall. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: Doritos thinks we want nacho cheese flavored booze, and there

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Speaker 1: may not be wrong.

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Speaker 2: It's so I feel like such a fucking loser when

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Speaker 2: I'm like, huh Dorito's flavored poison liquid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, okay, go.

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Speaker 3: On, go on. But I don't know it.

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Speaker 2: It's like anything, it's the nostalgia it gets me, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's like it looks like a coloonbe bottle with the

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Speaker 3: And it's a Danish company.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, company gave it a little Yeah, you gave it

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Speaker 1: a little Spanish at Vibe, a Danish company. That's only

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Speaker 1: like that's the only X. I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: do Danish?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you do?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 3: I don't know it.

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Speaker 2: Apparently like this company that does it, they do a

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Speaker 2: lot of like wonky flavor combos.

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Speaker 3: And ship like that.

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Speaker 2: So it's just like, in a way, like I like

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Speaker 2: the idea, and I you know, and I don't mean

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Speaker 2: like that I want it. But I'm like, okay, sure,

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Speaker 2: let's be stupid and make doritos into an alcohol. But

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Speaker 2: then I'm like, do I want to drink a fucking

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Speaker 2: like the i'lllcohol equivalent of like sucking the dorito's dust

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Speaker 2: off my fingers?

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Speaker 3: You know that song?

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Speaker 3: Dude, so dumb? A passenger shuttle flight for a chili

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Speaker 3: Some shit a fucking fuel for the chili fly in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, like not to mention horrible for the environment

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Speaker 2: Have your birthday, there, have your kids' birthday, There have

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Speaker 3: Dubious at best, and a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of the time, dude, a lot of the times they're

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Speaker 2: LA is unique because we have the most helicopters. And

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of it has to do the shit

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Speaker 1: They're not doing this by accident, like accidentally making a

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Speaker 2: Well in most Yeah, and a lot of places don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't do ship. It just wastes money and

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Speaker 3: Don't make them in the first place, you didn't need.

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Speaker 2: That was a huge push in getting police departments to

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Speaker 3: Maybe just give them.

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Speaker 1: The cops now, you know by it anyways, Fuck helicopters

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it's so narrow. What but what like

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Speaker 2: What about what about like mental health services? Y'all not

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the budget for the helicopter program larger than

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Speaker 2: No, send a helicopter up and they shoot it right, No,

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Speaker 2: it's taking our job. Come on, y'all, like like please,

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Speaker 3: And I don't we love it when we love a

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Speaker 1: Milwaukee's like crime didn't explode. Uh, It's just people are like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Well, Lapd, I know, like you got your worst nightmare

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Speaker 2: how much they get and are overspending on chili fly

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Speaker 1: you don't think that, Okay, okay, okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We're just saying this is how much you're spending on it,

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Speaker 1: and this is what you're spending on schools.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm even seeing that, like, yeah, I'll go narrower.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, for fifty million dollars, we ain't getting shit back.

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Speaker 3: How about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh so you just you think it's okay if people

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Speaker 1: come and break into your house, then it's.

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Speaker 3: Not what I said. But that's such a bad fa argument.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't expect anything less from someone from the police,

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Speaker 2: the Benevolent Police Society or whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Uh, those are some of the things

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Speaker 1: that are trending on this Tuesday, December twelfth. We are

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself.

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Speaker 1: You get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white soupremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye,