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Speaker 1: Welcome to Daily Show. I'm Michael Coff that We've got
Speaker 1: so much to talk about tonight. NASA astronauts are about
Speaker 1: to get very sick of that freeze dried ice cream.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden sends Proof of Life, and Elon Musk is
Speaker 1: mad on the Internet. But first, let's kick things off
Speaker 1: with another installment of Indecision twenty twenty four. Donald Trump
Speaker 1: hasn't been having the best time lately. He's losing ground
Speaker 1: in the polls, his opponents are dominating the news cycle,
Speaker 1: and someone just showed him what JD. Vance looks like
Speaker 1: without the beard. So it wasn't surprising that when Trump
Speaker 1: held a news conference earlier today, he had the frustrated
Speaker 1: energy of a coach after losing four games in a row. Oh,
Speaker 1: give me a break. He's so mad. He's so mad.
Speaker 1: That's what I sound like when I check out of
Speaker 1: a hotel and I find out there was a pool feed.
Speaker 1: It's like, give me a break. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: there was a pool all right, Matt, look, just tell
Speaker 1: us how big your crowds are, and try not to
Speaker 1: be weird about it. I've spoken to the biggest crowds.
Speaker 3: Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me.
Speaker 1: If you look at Martin Luther King.
Speaker 4: Who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Speaker 4: whoa No no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no no no. Hold on, all right, let's be careful
Speaker 1: comparing yourself to Martin Luther King here. I know you
Speaker 1: were both investigated by the FBI, but that's about it.
Speaker 1: Do not try to say that you were more popular.
Speaker 3: When he did his speech, his great speech, and you
Speaker 3: look at ours, same real estate, same everything. You look
Speaker 3: at it, and you look at the picture of his crowd,
Speaker 3: my preer, we actually had more people.
Speaker 1: Just to sum up, Trump was asked about Kamala's crowd size,
Speaker 1: and his answer ended up being I'm better than MLK.
Speaker 1: Probably not the best answer, but it could have been worse.
Speaker 1: Trump could have been like and out of nowhere MLK
Speaker 1: decided he was black. When did that happen? Let's move
Speaker 1: on to someone who doesn't have to worry about crowd
Speaker 1: size ever. Again, the current president Joseph rode hard and
Speaker 1: put away wet Biden. He just gave his first interviews
Speaker 1: since he dropped out of the race, and after a
Speaker 1: few weeks of resting being out of the spotlight. I
Speaker 1: bet he's entergedy in mistake free.
Speaker 5: Are you confident that there will be a peaceful transfer
Speaker 5: of power in January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: If Trump wins.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not confident at all. I mean, if Trump loses,
Speaker 6: I'm not comfortent.
Speaker 1: All nailed it. Look, look, that was a huge mixet,
Speaker 1: but everyone relaxed. Okay, Remember he's not the candidate anymore.
Speaker 1: He's just the president, so who cares. Two months ago,
Speaker 1: watching a video like this would have given me to
Speaker 1: start freebasing percoset. But now that he's not the nominee,
Speaker 1: I can just freebase percocet for fun. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't do it feel fun. I do it because
Speaker 1: I'm addicted. Let's move on, because if you're sick of
Speaker 1: the presidential race and you wish that you could spend
Speaker 1: the rest of it as far away as possible, then
Speaker 1: you're going to envy these next two people.
Speaker 7: Some big news from NASA, those two astronauts who launched
Speaker 7: on a Boeing Starliner spaceship for a ten day mission
Speaker 7: back in June. Well, there's word now they may not
Speaker 7: be coming home until next February.
Speaker 1: If you worried twenty twenty five. February twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: they're gonna miss the insurrection. They were supposed to be
Speaker 1: gone for a week, and now it's going to be
Speaker 1: eight months. And this is not just an eight month trip.
Speaker 1: This is an eight month work trip. Take a good
Speaker 1: look around at your co workers and imagine spending eight
Speaker 1: months with them makes you want to kill yourself live
Speaker 1: on air, doesn't it. And by the way, they're not
Speaker 1: going to be back in eight months either. Okay, things
Speaker 1: always end up taking longer than they say. There's a
Speaker 1: formula I use when someone else tells me how long
Speaker 1: it's going to take to fix something. What I do
Speaker 1: is I take that amount of time and I add
Speaker 1: forever to it. Okay, don't we fake all our space shit? Anyways?
Speaker 1: You know, why is this the problem? Just open the
Speaker 1: door of the sound stage in Burbank and let these
Speaker 1: people go home. But apparently it's more complicated than that.
Speaker 5: Nasha and Boying engineers remain divided or whether it's shape
Speaker 5: to bring Wilmore and Williams back on Starliner. Their concern
Speaker 5: helium leagues and inchel thruster problems could pose serious risks.
Speaker 5: Boeing believes Starliner would bring the astronauts home safely.
Speaker 6: I'm very confident we have a good vehicle to bring
Speaker 6: the crew back with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you know, Boeing says it's safe. I
Speaker 1: think we can just trust them on this one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there are days without an incident sign. There's
Speaker 1: almost up to double digits. They got that. What's that?
Speaker 1: I'm being told that the days without incident signed fell
Speaker 1: and killed someone. Oh why are we even still going
Speaker 1: to space? There's no gravity up there. We can't breathe.
Speaker 1: I think it's sending us a message. We already have
Speaker 1: a planet Earth right here, and it's going to be
Speaker 1: here for at least another twenty years fifteen if you
Speaker 1: use a plastic straw. For for whatever reason, we're up there.
Speaker 1: And so to those poor astronauts who are stuck up
Speaker 1: in space, I personally I give them permission to have
Speaker 1: an affair. You know, zero gravity, baby, it's the perfect excuse.
Speaker 1: Who hasn't gotten stuck in space and floated inside a coworker.
Speaker 1: It happens to the best ells And finally, let's move
Speaker 1: on to someone we wish would get stuck in space.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk. Ever since he took over x formerly known
Speaker 1: as Twitter, formally known as a good website, he's lost
Speaker 1: every advertiser except Cheech and Chong, which is what tends
Speaker 1: to happen when your entire website is just nazis pedaling
Speaker 1: cryptocurrency to pornbots. So to get advertisers back, Musk could
Speaker 1: clean up Twitter, or he could do this.
Speaker 8: Elon Musk's social media platform X is suing a group
Speaker 8: of major advertisers over an alleged ad boycotts. The suit
Speaker 8: claims the group organized to block billions of dollars of
Speaker 8: ad revenue over its concern about a change in brand
Speaker 8: safety standards since Musk acquired the platform back in twenty
Speaker 8: twenty two.
Speaker 5: The lawsuit comes despite Musk previously claiming that he didn't
Speaker 5: care if brands pulled their advertisements.
Speaker 6: There was all of the criticism, there was advertisers leaving.
Speaker 6: We talked to Bob Iyer Bay stop you hope, don't advertise,
Speaker 6: you don't want them to advertise, no go yourself, but
Speaker 6: go yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is?
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow interesting. I didn't think it was possible to
Speaker 1: look uncool while wearing a leather jacket and telling people
Speaker 1: to go themselves, but he pulled it off somehow. Now,
Speaker 1: the go fix yourself guy might not be the best
Speaker 1: person to convince you that this lawsuit isn't frivolous and
Speaker 1: desperate and pathetic. But luckily Elon Musk hired this lady,
Speaker 1: Linda Yakarino, and as the CEO of Twitter, it's her
Speaker 1: job to give his childish outburst the veneer of grown up,
Speaker 1: and she explained this whole situation perfectly.
Speaker 9: Hey, everybody, I was shocked by the evidence uncovered by
Speaker 9: the House Judiciary Committee that a group of companies organized
Speaker 9: a systematic, illegal boycott against X. These organizations targeted our company,
Speaker 9: and you are users. That puts your global town square
Speaker 9: the one place that you can express yourself freely and
Speaker 9: openly at long term risk. No small group of people
Speaker 9: should be able to monopolize what gets monetized. Rest assured,
Speaker 9: X has never been more committed to innovating and expanding
Speaker 9: all of our global town square.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: That was a lot of unnecessary hand gestures and can
Speaker 1: we cool it with the global town Square thing? This
Speaker 1: isn't the only website for people to express their thoughts. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm on Instagram, I'm on Reddit, I've got
Speaker 1: an OnlyFans where I scoop oatmeal with my feet. I'm fine,
Speaker 1: and I don't do apple cinnamon, so stop asking. Okay,
Speaker 1: but actually, that wasn't the only video that Linda Yakarino
Speaker 1: made here at the Daily Show. We just got an
Speaker 1: advanced copy of her next one.
Speaker 10: I was shocked to learn that people think our lawsuit
Speaker 10: against advertisers was stupid and a waste of time. In reality,
Speaker 10: we are defending ourselves. Without advertisers, we will die. People
Speaker 10: say that we are being big cry babies who don't
Speaker 10: understand basic capitalism, But we believe that we at X
Speaker 10: should be able to continue to platform sexual harassers and
Speaker 10: not the whoopsie diverse voices without suffering any consequences. There
Speaker 10: are not one, not two, but three important reasons for this. Currently,
Speaker 10: we are drowning in debt and lawsuits are the only
Speaker 10: way that we can make money. We are going to
Speaker 10: win this lawsuit. We need to win this lawsuit because
Speaker 10: no one else will hire me after this shit.
Speaker 4: When we come back, Grace kallisman A fends Kama Baluzza,
Speaker 4: So don't go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Danna shof this way. Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: held her first rally where her new vice presidential picked
Speaker 1: Tim Walls. Grace Kohlenschmid went down to check out the vibes.
Speaker 11: I'm here at Philadelphia, Kamala Harris's first joint rally with
Speaker 11: her newly minted VP pick Tim Walls.
Speaker 12: Wow, I've been doing this.
Speaker 11: Much excitement about a white guy since the last one
Speaker 11: dropped off the thicket.
Speaker 2: The party people are here to slay, But are these
Speaker 2: cammalamaniacs ready to get Walls killed?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 13: How excited are you about Tim Walls?
Speaker 11: On a scale from Joe Biden is running for president
Speaker 11: to Joe Biden just dropped out?
Speaker 12: Completely excited, That's all I'll say. Mostly excited, like mostly really.
Speaker 1: Excited, So excited. Yeah, it's so awesome.
Speaker 6: We're pumped.
Speaker 13: You look really popped.
Speaker 2: The excitement is infectious. Even jd Vance's nemesis is here.
Speaker 12: I think we're all will be fun.
Speaker 8: I don't know a whole lot about him, but I
Speaker 8: trust Kamala's instinct.
Speaker 2: These Democrats were still discovering their new candidate, so I
Speaker 2: wanted to bring them face to face with the man himself.
Speaker 11: All right, So curious, Tim, how do you feel looking
Speaker 11: at him for the first time?
Speaker 12: I like him.
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 11: Oh shit, yeah, wait, my bad, sorry, Tim Walls.
Speaker 12: Tim Wall, I thought it looked.
Speaker 1: Like Kim Kaine.
Speaker 13: I got them confusing. He looks like every other white guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a teacher.
Speaker 11: True.
Speaker 13: What is it that you love about Walls?
Speaker 5: Friendly dad, energy, friendly dead energy.
Speaker 13: That's very fun.
Speaker 12: He served this country in every way, so many capacities.
Speaker 13: But can he serve yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who will make sure that he could serve? Right?
Speaker 2: So Tim has a lot of positives, but nobody wanted
Speaker 2: to name the albino elephant in the room that makes
Speaker 2: him such a political asset.
Speaker 1: He's well loved by his stake.
Speaker 14: And his name is two syllables, two Walls, and I
Speaker 14: think he's he'll he'll bring the voters that she meets because.
Speaker 1: We need somebody from the heartland.
Speaker 14: And he seems more relatable to average joe.
Speaker 1: Veteran coach, teacher, gun owner.
Speaker 11: And nothing makes me more secure than a white guy
Speaker 11: with a gun.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 1: He knows about hunting, farming, he knows those people.
Speaker 11: Those are his people, those people, I know what you're
Speaker 11: talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh the Midwest? Are we allowed to say those people?
Speaker 2: After talking in circles for hours, somebody was finally ready
Speaker 2: to come out and say it.
Speaker 12: I mean, she definitely did it. I hate it all
Speaker 12: one someone white.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's kind of like hello, like they run the world.
Speaker 13: A little bit.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's good to have a white
Speaker 11: guy back, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I mean, diversity is wonderful.
Speaker 11: We can make an exception right in a way special
Speaker 11: white males.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: How crazy is it that there hasn't been a special
Speaker 2: white male on the Democratic ticket for the last sixteen days,
Speaker 2: one hour, and fourteen minutes.
Speaker 13: No, it wasn't it hard for you to these past
Speaker 13: three weeks.
Speaker 2: You weren't kind of like, where am I going to
Speaker 2: have some representation around here?
Speaker 11: I feel represented right now.
Speaker 13: So that's what's up.
Speaker 11: A shout out ten giving white guys a whole new
Speaker 11: way to look at the world and understand that they
Speaker 11: have a place there they can belong. By having a
Speaker 11: black Asian woman as Democratic candidate.
Speaker 14: So I think it was necessary that we had a
Speaker 14: white man.
Speaker 1: In a way.
Speaker 13: Was he kind of like a DEI hire?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 12: Absolutely?
Speaker 11: Okay, So we know Tim Walls is white, but is
Speaker 11: he white enough to win all nineteen.
Speaker 13: Electoral votes from Pennsylvania? Have you guys seen him play
Speaker 13: a Hackey sack? Have you seen him outa Dave Matthews
Speaker 13: Man concert? Have you seen him meet yogurt?
Speaker 11: Have you seen him say I love yogurt, I love
Speaker 11: eating yogurt, and I'm a white guy.
Speaker 13: Have you seen him say that? Is he white enough?
Speaker 1: Who's close to Lily White? I think so?
Speaker 13: Do you think so?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 13: When it comes to white he's right tatcha Okay? Cool?
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's see some real American style diversity in
Speaker 2: action in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: We respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make.
Speaker 1: There's a Colden rule. Mind your own damn business.
Speaker 13: He's definitely white.
Speaker 2: It's clear that this ticket is already reaching across the aisle.
Speaker 10: Their platform speaks for us way more than the Republican platform.
Speaker 11: This might be a crazy question, but have you thought
Speaker 11: about just being Democrats?
Speaker 10: So I want more of everyone in American real life
Speaker 10: that not all Republicans are weird.
Speaker 13: I think that's really beautiful.
Speaker 12: Yes, changes in the air.
Speaker 2: Republicans are getting less weird and Democrats are getting less normal.
Speaker 12: And some things are more of the same than ever.
Speaker 11: Let's look in the camera together right now and say it, Hey,
Speaker 11: white guys.
Speaker 1: Future's happening.
Speaker 13: Baby. We're back.
Speaker 1: Like a grace and welcome back.
Speaker 4: Canadian Hannah Burner will be joined me on the show
Speaker 4: Don't Go Away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the data set. My guest tonight is
Speaker 1: a stand up comedian whose Netflix special is called We
Speaker 1: Ride at Dawn. Please welcome Hannah Burner. I mean, look
Speaker 1: at this is amazing. This is your so daily show.
Speaker 12: I tried to match the energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, that's great. Congrats on your special. It's
Speaker 1: doing great. It's very funny. I feel like bachelorettes. It's
Speaker 1: unfair to compare them to cults, because cults give you
Speaker 1: this swee escape of death.
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm well versed in a lot of cults.
Speaker 15: Their sister wives. Sometimes it's just running around naked.
Speaker 12: It depends on the cult, Michael.
Speaker 15: Some are better than others, and I would fall for one.
Speaker 15: I am one of those people fall for a call.
Speaker 1: It's always a very compelling person. It seems to be.
Speaker 12: Good at sales, like.
Speaker 1: I mean, so naturally your comedian. But was this drawn
Speaker 1: from some bachelorette experience? There had to be some people
Speaker 1: that mad about this joke.
Speaker 15: I hate to call myself out, but it was my bachelor.
Speaker 15: The audience made me feel really bad about that. No,
Speaker 15: but I kind of felt this weird sense of power,
Speaker 15: like everyone was like, look, making sure I was okay,
Speaker 15: and I was like, with the in the wrong hands,
Speaker 15: this could go real wrong.
Speaker 12: So I think I was able to be good.
Speaker 15: But it's just look, there's already a wage gap and
Speaker 15: we're paying all this money for bachelorettes. Honestly, I feel
Speaker 15: like the man came up with the bacherette.
Speaker 1: I okay. I remember when people were like, Michael, are
Speaker 1: you doing a batch of party? And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: a stand up comic who's on the road. Everything it's
Speaker 1: all about your party. It's all about your party. You
Speaker 1: you hit the road, you are stand up comic. You've
Speaker 1: got a lot going on. But let's talk about being
Speaker 1: a woman in comedy, because it seems like a tough path.
Speaker 12: Do you want to become one.
Speaker 1: I've become a woman in comedy in a serious sense.
Speaker 1: You gotta have some thick skin to do this.
Speaker 15: Yes, Yeah, I do think that people wonder why there's
Speaker 15: no more women in comedy, But starting off and seeing
Speaker 15: that you have to go to these bars late at
Speaker 15: night so many hilarious women are like, maybe there's other
Speaker 15: things I could do because this is kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I do think that like having TikTok and having other
Speaker 15: avenues has helped me kind of be able to work
Speaker 15: on my material a lot without having to deal with
Speaker 15: drunk people in bars.
Speaker 12: Yeah too much?
Speaker 1: Or what about just the dudes in the green room
Speaker 1: judging all the time. And I say that as one
Speaker 1: of those dudes, but there is a male.
Speaker 12: You want to tell them what happened?
Speaker 1: What did what did?
Speaker 12: What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 15: Well, you brought your dog Walter to the green room once, shit,
Speaker 15: And I was trying to have like a safe, calm
Speaker 15: energy before my show and Walter just growled at me.
Speaker 15: And I'm already dealing with all the comics give me
Speaker 15: weird energy. This dog doesn't like me.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And I thought dogs could read good character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe he can. So. Walter is a dick
Speaker 1: my dog and you should follow Daily Show Dogs. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of pictures of him on there. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you had him for the weekend, he would he
Speaker 1: would snuggle up with you. I appreciate although I noticed
Speaker 1: on your special and the end, the very end, I
Speaker 1: watched it all the way through to the end. You
Speaker 1: thank some people, one of which is your cat.
Speaker 12: Yes, Butters, Butter, Butter saved my life.
Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me how my therapy cat, which is
Speaker 1: perfect cause it says it says on here, how did
Speaker 1: your cat save your life? It doesn't say that. I've
Speaker 1: never heard that before. How did that happen?
Speaker 14: You know?
Speaker 12: I'm on the board of Childless Cat Ladies, And am
Speaker 12: I trying to run for something right now?
Speaker 1: What am I doing?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 15: But I do feel like there's moments where a cat
Speaker 15: just being there for you, not judging you for all
Speaker 15: of your mistakes and regrets. She just loves you for you,
Speaker 15: and that was important in some hard times in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 15: because you know, comedy is a coping mechanism. I think
Speaker 15: having a really cute animal is also a coping mechanism.
Speaker 1: This whole business is people saying no to you. But
Speaker 1: when I come home, my dog says yes to me.
Speaker 1: And that sounds like very sexual. What I just said,
Speaker 1: I don't didn't mean it to sound like your special
Speaker 1: is not. It's going. Keep going, Michael, keep going. Don't
Speaker 1: talk about your dog after bad sex. All comics should
Speaker 1: have a pet that loves them no matter what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the audience doesn't always love you. No, it's true
Speaker 1: your special. I'm a man and you say you say
Speaker 1: at some point in your special like there's not there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of men here. You point you single
Speaker 1: out a guy.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm sure he loved that. But you know,
Speaker 1: was I as a man? Was I allowed to consume?
Speaker 1: And way?
Speaker 13: I love that.
Speaker 15: I feel like it's kind of like you know what
Speaker 15: the reality TV shows the guys who are like, I'm
Speaker 15: not into this stuff, but then like half an hour
Speaker 15: in you see him in the kitchen, just like, why
Speaker 15: did she say that to her?
Speaker 12: Did she say that?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 15: I feel like this is a great special to watch
Speaker 15: with your guy. And I feel like it's kind of
Speaker 15: the female locker room, like they hear things or or
Speaker 15: girls are like, see, I'm not the only one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, who like during a can I say queeth anyway?
Speaker 15: I feel like I like kind of just speaking out
Speaker 15: as a child community and making guys kind of understand
Speaker 15: us a little more, and like we like this comedy
Speaker 15: from a male perspective, and I think it's great to
Speaker 15: have the female perspective too.
Speaker 1: I agree, And it's Yeah, the The Daily Show has
Speaker 1: been on the air for twenty nine years, no one
Speaker 1: has ever said queef behind the dops.
Speaker 12: I was trying not to and it just came out.
Speaker 1: But which that's in contradiction to what you said in
Speaker 1: the special, because in the special you said I've never
Speaker 1: queened by myself. You skinny dick quefed me?
Speaker 15: Yes, yes, I don't know if I use the term
Speaker 15: skinny dick. You just said that.
Speaker 16: Oh shit, I said you you think a lot of
Speaker 16: girls have been gaslet to believe like they have a
Speaker 16: problem if they beef and it's like he queafed you.
Speaker 12: And I got a lot of messages.
Speaker 15: I got a lot of messages from women being like
Speaker 15: it happened tonight, and I felt no shame And if
Speaker 15: that's what I bring to the world, that's what I brought.
Speaker 1: I mean that's like a lot of I mean, this
Speaker 1: audience apparently does a lot of queafing crowd. Speaking of
Speaker 1: Queef's there's no way I was gonna say that we've
Speaker 1: played tennis together. We have, but that doesn't have to
Speaker 1: do with kleiving. But grunting is a sound that our
Speaker 1: bodies make different location.
Speaker 12: And grunting's just like laughing, which we love to do.
Speaker 1: And we might edit a lot of that out.
Speaker 15: Yeah, but people don't know that. When I first started comedy,
Speaker 15: we hit tennis balls together and I remember being like, Wow,
Speaker 15: this is a guy who played tennis who's a successful comedian.
Speaker 15: Maybe there's a chance that I could, you know, do
Speaker 15: well in this business.
Speaker 13: And look look where we are now.
Speaker 12: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like how you're saying we The reason Walter
Speaker 1: growled at you is you saw the trajectory of your career.
Speaker 1: He was like, stop her now, no, I mean you
Speaker 1: played in University of wisconsinas go Badgers. I mean, what
Speaker 1: is this? What is this evoke? What does that evoke
Speaker 1: for you? By the way, that's her. We didn't just
Speaker 1: pull like.
Speaker 15: No, you know, I was in it, you know, waking
Speaker 15: up at six am, waits tennis. I yeah, you know,
Speaker 15: I worked my butt off, and I do think that
Speaker 15: there was a moment when I didn't go pro, I
Speaker 15: was like this was all for nothing. I'm glad I
Speaker 15: wasted fifteen years in my life and I really now
Speaker 15: looking back, realize how tennis did prepare me for a
Speaker 15: lot of the adversity that I've dealt with with comedy,
Speaker 15: and how with comedy you're never like a real loser
Speaker 15: unless you like tell yourself you're a loser. Because I could,
Speaker 15: I could be like they liked it. They were laughing
Speaker 15: with their nose like they were tennis.
Speaker 12: It's like you lost suck.
Speaker 15: So I've been much kinder to myself with comedy than
Speaker 15: I was with tennis. And I think, you know, dealing
Speaker 15: with pressure has been easier compared to like some of
Speaker 15: the things I dealt with with tennis.
Speaker 1: Why is the junior tennis world excuse that's a very
Speaker 1: We're just gonna talk about unior tennis, but this, it's
Speaker 1: very neat is You're so true about being kinder to
Speaker 1: our and I think it's something we all can do
Speaker 1: all the time. Positive self talk. And I and as
Speaker 1: junior tennis player, heard you should be positive with yourself,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't happening. No, is this is junior tent.
Speaker 1: I mean, is it traumatic? Is it good? You said
Speaker 1: it prepared you.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Because I'll joke with my dad, I'm like, I
Speaker 15: think you were too tough on me.
Speaker 12: He's like, well, you turned out okay, So I think
Speaker 12: I did good.
Speaker 15: Controversial, No, but I do think it's the joke about
Speaker 15: was good and.
Speaker 1: You got Tennis to think.
Speaker 12: You get my sense of humour from him.
Speaker 15: But I do think when we were growing up, I mean,
Speaker 15: you're a little older than me, but when we were
Speaker 15: growing up, we didn't have we weren't people weren't aware
Speaker 15: of like the mental health as much, and we knew
Speaker 15: that it was supposed to be hard, and it was
Speaker 15: just whoever can push there's themselves harder. And I didn't
Speaker 15: realize that you could have fun and be a winner.
Speaker 15: And I think with comedy I've learned like you can laugh,
Speaker 15: have fun and also succeed in ways. And I think
Speaker 15: it's a cheat code to decide not to be mean
Speaker 15: to yourself. And that took a long time for me
Speaker 15: to learn. But it's like with Tennis. I loved it,
Speaker 15: but it didn't always bring me joy. And I didn't
Speaker 15: realize that you can stop and find something that brings
Speaker 15: you joy that you'll also be good at too.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's excellent and that's great. What are
Speaker 1: your jobs? What your jobs find joy? Do drugs? Do
Speaker 1: you still follow? Tennis? Follow?
Speaker 12: It's crazy.
Speaker 15: I'm like newly back obsessed with tennis. I watch tennis
Speaker 15: all day. I'm training again, but.
Speaker 12: Like you're training, it's almost like therapeutic.
Speaker 15: In my own way, Like I take a lot of breaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. Who of the pro players out there?
Speaker 1: Men are women? Who are you like, can't take your
Speaker 1: eyes off of? Or who's resonating with Hannah?
Speaker 15: Shout out to some young Americans. Emma Navarro had a
Speaker 15: great season, famely talented, Jesse Pegoula, Cocoa Goff, Ben Shelton.
Speaker 1: What is it that you look for in a pro
Speaker 1: What is it that you look for?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: I like fashion, and then I like I like backhand.
Speaker 1: I really want to play it as a badass backhand, right.
Speaker 12: I like a player who's fearless.
Speaker 15: Oh, I like a player who goes for things and
Speaker 15: does things that I never had.
Speaker 12: Yeah, footspa correct to do.
Speaker 1: On my own I love that.
Speaker 15: I want to see people, yeah who seem like they
Speaker 15: have no fear, even though I know they're all scared.
Speaker 15: It's cool to see like they're not human.
Speaker 1: I love watching Ben Shelton. Ben Shelton'll hit like one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty mine hours Second Serve, And the way
Speaker 1: I used to it Second Serves is like this, please
Speaker 1: get please, please please please go in.
Speaker 15: I mean, I think it's tennis is such a mental battle.
Speaker 15: So I love seeing people overcome their.
Speaker 13: Nerves and fears.
Speaker 15: And I also kind of love to see when they
Speaker 15: are human, like when Sabalanka lost her serve. That was
Speaker 15: so human of her, and then she won a major
Speaker 15: after that. So I love seeing people deal with adversity
Speaker 15: and I love comebacks. I love revenge.
Speaker 12: Honestly, sports is the best reality TV.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about last thing you get. You mentioned it revenge, revenge.
Speaker 13: It's just sillient.
Speaker 1: You're okay, That's that's That's all I need to know. No,
Speaker 1: But I mean, one of the things that endears one
Speaker 1: of the things that I really love about you is
Speaker 1: your work ethic. I mean, before the show, I see
Speaker 1: you doing man on the street in the City of
Speaker 1: New York, afterwards, You're always like your you got your podcast,
Speaker 1: you got your TikTok, You're crushing it. What is driving this?
Speaker 1: Is it some kind of revenge.
Speaker 15: I would say that's a glamorous I would love to
Speaker 15: blame revenge, but like I'm running from my thoughts. When
Speaker 15: I'm sitting alone for an hour, I start to be like,
Speaker 15: who is going to die? And I or I just
Speaker 15: I love working. It makes me feel fulfilled. I love creating.
Speaker 15: But I also think revenge, like there's always going to
Speaker 15: be people don't believe in you or people who try
Speaker 15: to take you down. And I think as a tennis player,
Speaker 15: we're very individual. So I kind of have this story
Speaker 15: in my head where I'm like, I'm going to take
Speaker 15: all that energy and help motivate me every day to like,
Speaker 15: keep working, keep creating.
Speaker 1: I love it. Hannah Burner we ride it down for
Speaker 1: streaming on Netflix's Hannah Burner. We're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I thought, show up at tonight
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