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Speaker 1: I leave in a you wanna way back home? Either way, we.

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Speaker 2: Want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you

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Speaker 2: claim and give us time and a German, al and gay.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. Do you wanna

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it? We scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine? Now for do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Do you need a ride? My name's Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: My name is Karen Colgareth. Hi, Karen, Hi Chris.

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Speaker 5: It feels like I haven't seen you in some time.

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Speaker 6: I've honestly missed you and almost called you one time.

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Speaker 5: You don't ever hesitate.

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Speaker 4: To do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's you're not allowed to anymore. Oh yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know people.

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Speaker 6: I've actually had people who I thought were my good

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Speaker 6: friends called them on the phone and have them have

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Speaker 6: the weirdest reactions.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, by call me, I did mean for you.

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Speaker 5: To just text me.

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Speaker 6: But what I'm saying is I missed you enough so

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Speaker 5: I'm kidding of course I want you.

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Speaker 1: To call You were going for what two weeks?

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Speaker 5: Over three?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: My all in t I mean.

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Speaker 1: What seven weeks? It felt like seven.

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Speaker 5: Well that slow drift towards those parked cars felt like

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Speaker 5: seven seconds. Really it was just one. So it's the

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Speaker 5: same effect. It's fight, right. You notice in TV shows

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Speaker 5: where people are talking and driving, they just turn their

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Speaker 6: I'm here to tell you that that is not realistic,

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Speaker 6: and you can't look away from the road for one second.

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Speaker 4: Not even one second.

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Speaker 1: I literally just.

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Speaker 6: Tried to look at Chris like we were having a

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Speaker 5: See, that's why we should just be texting and driving,

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Speaker 5: because it's too dangerous to actually talk.

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Speaker 1: We should be in two separate cars texting each other.

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Speaker 6: We should, and then reading the text aloud very high speeds.

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Speaker 6: Highway highway texting is the new podcast that we're going

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Speaker 6: to be doing.

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Speaker 5: At least they're not making eye contact with a person

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Speaker 5: that might be in the car. Now, that's dangerous. No,

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Speaker 5: at least when you're texting you're facing forward.

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Speaker 6: It's also it's danger physically, and then it's also very

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Speaker 4: It's dangerous. There's so much risk in so many ways.

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Speaker 5: In so many ways, I feel not I feel exhausted.

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Speaker 5: I think, well, so you were truly.

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Speaker 6: Like just this morning, came home from a three week

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there was downtime, and I think it was the

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Speaker 5: downtime I didn't like. I wish that all the shows

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Speaker 5: long period, all next to each other. Yeah, that would

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Speaker 1: But then you had time to kind of simmer in it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to marinate, marinate aka feel lonely or like

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Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm doing with my career mm.

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Speaker 6: Hmmm yeah, to really just have those ask the big questions.

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Speaker 6: But when you're by yourself in a days.

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Speaker 5: In, Yeah, it's important to evaluate your life when you're

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Speaker 5: days in. I was in many in many a count

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Speaker 5: I tore him open like the animal from Star Wars

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Speaker 1: Apple in that one video where you got inside the.

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Speaker 6: Couch, Yes, exactly oh, I like to picture you like that.

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Speaker 5: I like to picture me in all of Fienna at Fienna.

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Speaker 5: Oh Apple, Oh, I feel terrific.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one.

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Speaker 5: I have a stomach ache and a headache.

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Speaker 1: Should we get two different ginger ale?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's old wives tail.

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Speaker 1: No ginger is good for you.

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Speaker 5: There's no ginger in ginger ale. Maybe in the forties.

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Speaker 5: I can't drink a beverage while podcasting. I think I've

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Speaker 1: A little cup of water right there in case an emergency.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that I can in case I have some emergency.

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Speaker 1: To pour in there emergency.

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Speaker 5: So you you're gonna do it. You have to do

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Speaker 5: Mentally, who's that is that? Who are we picking up today?

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Speaker 1: Karen McCarthy, which he was? I think he. I just

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Speaker 4: Is he on his stoop?

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Speaker 1: He was smoking his stick on the stoop. Wait. I said,

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Speaker 5: That was one thing I noticed in Texas, all of

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Speaker 1: It's very embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: It's embarrassing when it comes out of your mouth.

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Speaker 6: Although I have to say that being able to vape

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Speaker 6: like it feels. It feels like the Roaring thirties are

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Speaker 5: And it's funny because I was looking at photos from

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Speaker 5: eleven years ago. Well, that needed no correcting, and everyone's

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Speaker 4: Ago that it was total normal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you did that now, people would scream and

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Speaker 6: They would they would see what you doing, they would

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Speaker 5: Then all the townsfolk would be walking with torches and

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Speaker 1: Fork they would Frankenstein Frankenstein's monster.

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Speaker 5: Please let's be specific. Oh, I wonder if I can

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Speaker 5: unbutton my leather jacket from the gangster top button position.

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Speaker 5: It's a weird jet. This isn't my kind of jacket.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I'm trying to be cool.

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Speaker 1: I like it, is it thick leather?

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's it's rubber. I think I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: And your shirt has eyeglasses.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, little, yeah, it's like I'm always wearing glasses. But

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Speaker 5: I'm not get it. You get it my little joke

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 5: Oh the shirt. Yes, I'm just wearing glasses.

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Speaker 1: There's Matt McCarthy. They recognize him.

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Speaker 5: Oh, he's the best.

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Speaker 1: Do you know Matt McCarthy.

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Speaker 5: I do. I've seen him do stand up and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: Today's the day. Yeah, but I really hope that you're

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Speaker 5: I think we will. Hi, Matt, Hi, Matt, have a seat.

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Speaker 5: There's a microphone. He knows what he knows what?

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Speaker 1: This guy's un natural?

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Speaker 5: How are you good to see it? We met before

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Speaker 5: people do stand up for having met them. I saw

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Speaker 5: you a holy fuck or whatever they call that now.

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Speaker 5: Oh sleep away camp, yeh, sleep away camp, and you

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Speaker 5: were terrific than you. I'm like, who's that guy? Maybe

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Speaker 5: a car with him one day. Well, we're doing it.

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Speaker 6: It's happening. Matt also has a podcast. His is all

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we watched wrestling with New Wrestling, Old Wrestling, WWE,

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Speaker 1: You mean, yeah, that's a director.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, no, she.

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Speaker 4: Karen just got back from World War two forgive her

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Speaker 1: Just all these different ways you could see this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I always think Charlie's coming.

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Speaker 4: Charlie, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: That's a light racial isn't nice and fun.

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Speaker 4: Charlie's in the Tree.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been?

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Speaker 4: I went to college with a guy who was overtly racist.

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Speaker 4: No, I was in New York City. It was startling.

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Speaker 4: A lot of the New New England people, Sure, the

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Speaker 4: New York Natives were the most racist people I'd ever

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Speaker 5: I've heard I've heard that more than more than once.

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Speaker 4: Well, my wife's from Colorado, so she understands that.

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Speaker 5: She probably had a similar upbringing to me.

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Speaker 6: I grew up in a similar states, So I don't

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've been there. I've been to the I

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Speaker 5: used to have a sticker from the Durango Shredshed there

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Speaker 4: It's just snowboard.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen that Mexican wrestling that I had to

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Speaker 5: Well that's that seems like it must be uh, you

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Speaker 5: Oh that's what that that's I was going to go

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is this is much more like

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Speaker 5: What sounds like that's absolutely something you couldn't take seriously

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Speaker 4: Yes, And then and then you even sit there and

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Speaker 6: Pick Oh, like you're a purist if you're sitting there

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Speaker 4: Bah, well no, no, I mean sometimes I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 5: Okay, who's the guy that has Burger Chain?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, mean Jean's Burgers they were in. There is a

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Speaker 4: I would love to eat that. I did a show

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Speaker 5: Well that's the thing about MSG, it just can't stop.

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Speaker 4: It's so good. Yeah, it felt like it was kind

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Speaker 6: Do you have met any passions that equal your passion

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Speaker 6: for wrestling?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Comedy?

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Speaker 5: So then that's what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 4: I also love movies. You've seen You've been in my house,

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Speaker 4: Absolutely because I it's it's hysterical because literally nobody cares.

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Speaker 4: And then he's like, hey, I'm having a WrestleMania party.

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Speaker 4: People make you feel a shamed, Oh a shame. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's amazing.

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Speaker 4: One of my favorite clips. Oh yeah, man, oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: That's incredible.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible. Yeah, that I find it in you guys

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Speaker 5: And they don't like then, I want to keep your

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Speaker 6: Quick question, did you do Crystal Math before you got no.

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Speaker 4: But then it's like it is my duty to care,

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Speaker 4: It's not like you can't do it a basketball game

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Speaker 4: where they can do it with no fans there and

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00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 4: still have a winner.

445
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 5: I've seen those games. There you go, you can get

446
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 5: bootleg copies, blots.

447
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 4: What is the point of that?

448
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 5: What is it without the whistling? It's not I am

449
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 5: uh yeah. I used to skateboard a lot, and I

450
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 5: used to not talk about it because I was I

451
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 5: thought people would think it was childish or something. And

452
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know. I don't care anymore.

453
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 5: I used to care what people thought.

454
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 4: I mean.

455
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 5: Angry at everyone, but I do. I do remember there

456
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 5: was a time when I was able to interview skateboarders

457
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 5: for fuel, and then they wanted it to be funny,

458
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, this is great. It's the

459
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,239
Speaker 5: colliding of both my interests, but I did not like it.

460
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 5: I want to keep them separate. I'm serious about skateboarding,

461
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 5: and when I was like kind of making fun of it,

462
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 5: it did not feel good. And so maybe that's kind

463
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 5: of maybe what Lucha Vavum is.

464
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, because I think they kind of a standard

465
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 6: approach is like a sneer, Like everything doesn't have to

466
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 6: be a sneer, and I think that's just kind of

467
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 6: that's a TV if you're the idea is if you're

468
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 6: going to do comedy on TV, that's how you have

469
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 6: to approach things, like it's not cool to really like something, right, oh.

470
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 4: No doubt. Like at PWG there are moments of irony

471
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 4: and and it's moments of comedy, which one PWD. Yeah,

472
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 4: it feels like they're making fun of it doesn't necessarily

473
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 4: make they feel like they're making fun of pro wrestling maybe,

474
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 4: but pro wrestling fans maybe.

475
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's that's more of a variety show, and wrestling

476
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 5: is like one fifth of it. I think that's right.

477
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 4: Because there's burlesque and yeah, right, and and I am

478
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 4: not as keen on burlesque as most people.

479
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 5: I like when girls quit burlesque and become roller Derby girls.

480
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 4: That's cool.

481
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 6: I like when roller Derby girls quit and become born

482
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 6: again Christians.

483
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:27,239
Speaker 1: That's my favorite art.

484
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 4: I just like Christians. I had to follow a burlessue

485
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 4: act that was naked and pete in a glass and

486
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 4: balanced it on her head. Oh wow, so I've got

487
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 4: a chip on my shoulder? When was that? That was

488
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 4: the mo pickens. Uh, you're a few years ago, many

489
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 4: years ago?

490
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 5: That's that almost seem that's pretty pornographic.

491
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't like it.

492
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 5: No, nobody told me, hey, hope you're all into pee play. No, no,

493
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 5: none of us are.

494
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 4: No. That was the most upsetting part is everyone she

495
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 4: got a standing ovation. People were there to see her

496
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 4: do this. She walks out on stage, stark, naked as

497
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 4: the day she was born. This hard, probably about three

498
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 4: pounds less heavy. Then she has two glasses of white

499
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 4: wine that she's balancing on her open palms, and she's

500
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 4: kind of doing like a walk like Egyptian thing. I

501
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 4: forget what kind of music was playing, because I hope

502
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 4: that I went deaf with anger. So then she puts

503
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 4: one glass of wine on top of her head and

504
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 4: then chugs the other one then squats down over the

505
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 4: empty glass peas.

506
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 5: In that with control and without splatter.

507
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: People showed people paid money to see this.

508
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 5: Of course, were they Japanese businessmen, No, they were east

509
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 5: they were Eastern New York scumbacks. Okay, similar interests.

510
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 4: And then and then rince washed repeat. Then she did

511
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 4: it with the other one, and then that at the

512
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 4: very end, she took a baby sip of the piss

513
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 4: oh and then scurried backstage.

514
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 5: That's what happens in a mental hawk, and that that's

515
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 5: when everyone's boners crawled into their bodies like turtle heads.

516
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 4: And on their feet and wanted more.

517
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: So that said, they got me.

518
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: That's what That's.

519
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 5: Why I don't that's every audience when they come to

520
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 5: see comedy, you'd rather just be watching some naked girl

521
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 5: drink pea.

522
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Well.

523
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 6: Also, to me, that's like that's horrifying. That's that's a

524
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 6: crowd mentality. That's like I'm going to do something that's

525
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 6: that's taboo. And then everyone's having their own individual type

526
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,719
Speaker 6: of freak out. But it's being interpreted as positive feedback.

527
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 1: But it's just it. No one should be peeing in

528
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: a cup.

529
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 4: So I would. I would love to talk to every

530
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 4: single person that was there. I would love to talk

531
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 4: to her. I would love to talk to management. But

532
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 4: because my memory of it is that everybody loved it, huh.

533
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 4: And then I know for a fact when I went

534
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: up they hated my fucking seven minutes of joke.

535
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they were like, is he just trying to

536
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 5: be funny? I thought we were here to just see

537
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 5: to react.

538
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: Where things? Where's the scatology and all of this?

539
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is he gonna drink it's pee during a joke? People,

540
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 5: that's just unprofessional as a as a performer opening for

541
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 5: someone disgusting.

542
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 4: You always clean your.

543
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 5: Right, man, that's amazing.

544
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 6: Well, you had a good show the other night at

545
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 6: Matt and I did Jo de Rosa's show at the

546
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 6: Belly Room at the Comedy Store.

547
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 4: True, that place before the store.

548
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 5: Good for you? Neither of I mean. I go there

549
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 5: and then I'm like why am I here?

550
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 4: And I leave.

551
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: It's really bad vibes there.

552
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 6: Although the guy that I met, the guy in the

553
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 6: parking lot, was really nice.

554
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: He got me a parking space.

555
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 5: And honestly, the guy that books it now he used

556
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 5: to be a waiter at the Tempe improv and he's

557
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 5: the sweetest dude ever. He made me like a mixtape

558
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 5: when I left because I mentioned a band on stage. Yeah,

559
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 5: the game. Yeah. But I think that he's been there

560
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 5: long enough to where maybe I don't know, I don't

561
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 5: know if he's uh still I think he's still cool.

562
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 5: But I know I don't work there, but I don't

563
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 5: ask for stuff.

564
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 6: I think that's a real click. You They they're the

565
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 6: ones that do that thing of like you have to

566
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 6: go do a certain number of sets and then be

567
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 6: asked back and old, old this process.

568
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 5: Then you audition in front of this decrepit lady who

569
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 5: breathes through a tube and then or I'm not talking

570
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 5: about anyone specific. Yeah I am, we know I am.

571
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 5: But I can say that my uh my dad wrote

572
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 5: jokes for her ex husband.

573
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: Let's not talk about that family.

574
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, let's not talk about my family either. Oh

575
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 5: look at this fancy Japanese place.

576
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I brought you. I wanted to bring you guys here.

577
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 5: Let's do I want to Let's do a mock karate

578
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 5: fight there.

579
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: That's kind of amazing. What does it say? It's it's

580
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: probably a Buddhist home of.

581
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 5: Us idling and looking at it. It's probably bad mojo.

582
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 5: Let's move, let's drive straight on it.

583
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 4: It says it's.

584
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: A Buddhist temple, isn't it.

585
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 4: How how are you temple? Chinatown, l A?

586
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

587
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 5: Okay, really cool looking. That's a beautiful temple.

588
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: Do you get to go visit that when it's in

589
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: the normal daytime?

590
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 4: I wonder, like a like their Catholic church where anybody

591
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 4: could just waltz in during the day. They put a

592
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 4: it doesn't feel like that.

593
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: During the day, they put a termite tent, so it

594
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: pays attention to it.

595
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool.

596
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 6: I do like Chinatown in l A. It's such a

597
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 6: weird it's kind of legit.

598
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 4: Let's drive through that. Where's the big archway?

599
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: Uh? Where is it near Union Station? I don't know

600
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?

601
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 4: I don't know. I figured you'd know, you know, with

602
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 4: the big dragon, like there's like a big statue of

603
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 4: the goddamn dragon.

604
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, if they know what you're talking about.

605
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 6: When we went to the show with Henry, when Henry

606
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 6: did the episode, I think we were.

607
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: By that archway.

608
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, remember that. Yeah, and it's straight out

609
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 5: of Rush Hour too.

610
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

611
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 4: God, yeah. Then let's then let's go through the second

612
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 4: street tunnel that they use in the terminator. Oh oh,

613
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 4: let's do that.

614
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 5: We have so many sights to see.

615
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 4: Well, you sound. Whenever I go to Santa Monica, if

616
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 4: I've got no time, I drive down Olympic all the

617
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 4: way back. So I go through the go past the

618
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 4: building from die Hard.

619
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 5: It's so fun to knocka toomy Plaza. Oh yeah, there's

620
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 5: knocka toomy plazas here.

621
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 4: It's like building or something.

622
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 5: An Olympico. It's in Century city.

623
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's I don't think it's in centuries.

624
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: I don't know what. I honestly have no idea what

625
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: part of town it's in because I've never had to stop.

626
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 4: But whatever, I'm in Santa Monica and I drive back,

627
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 4: I take if you take Olympic.

628
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: Look we're heading toward.

629
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 5: Oh that's gotta be that's not knocha toomy Plaza.

630
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 4: Look looks see, Karen, you knew, you knew the whole time.

631
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 4: Those ar you are Los Angeles.

632
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 5: Those are majestic.

633
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 6: These majestic dragons are on Broadway if anybody wants to come, and.

634
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 5: These are they're like the Asian style dragons, not the

635
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 5: kind from Game of Throne.

636
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: No, no, these are.

637
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 5: Not these they're very serpentine.

638
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: These are a trouble little China dragon.

639
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: Oh and you know you're in trouble when you see

640
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 4: those eyes. Isn't it unsettling that so many different cultures

641
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 4: on the planet that never had any interaction with each

642
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 4: other have centuries and centuries of mythology about dragons, like

643
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 4: like England and China both like have like dragons giant.

644
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: That's because they were real.

645
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's a flathead like monster where I'm from,

646
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 5: but it turned out to be a giant Sturgist.

647
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: Don't you a sturgeon.

648
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 5: Sturgeon, it's from Sturgis. So it's Harley Davidson.

649
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well because that explanation that that a lot

650
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 6: of deep lakes are connected by underground caverns and that

651
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 6: there could be families of Brontosaurus. Yeah oh no, no,

652
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 6: like they could have somehow lived.

653
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: Kay what So it's okay, I just believe in that

654
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: log nest monster. Doesn't matter what you say.

655
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 4: I think you're absolutely right because if you consider the

656
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 4: fact that, like we're exploring outer space when we haven't

657
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 4: been to the bottom of the ocean. Yet that's right,

658
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 4: that's preposterous.

659
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 6: Eighty percent of the ocean hasn't been explored, right, eighty

660
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 6: no doubt?

661
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 4: Well yeah, oh wow, more than that, but I would

662
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 4: you might even be sighting so Jacques Cousteau quote about

663
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 4: like how because the national territory of the United States

664
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 4: extends x amount of miles past the California coast like well, well,

665
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: well into the ocean. Oh so like I think you

666
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 4: could technically say eighty percent of the United States is

667
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 4: still unexplored. Wow wow in those terms.

668
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, good lord, that nuts. It gives my money too,

669
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 5: and it's all glowing with phosphorus.

670
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 4: I guess you're Gusteau state. I don't know. I want

671
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: to go and then like you do you got these

672
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 4: giants maybe I don't. You got these giant squids that

673
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 4: they talk about on TV that they like, they've never seen,

674
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 4: but they like eat, you know, a giant whales and stuff.

675
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 5: Oh that's so scary, it's crazy, it's so crazy.

676
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: I love those pictures.

677
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 6: When it's like a whale and then a diver next

678
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 6: to the whale that looks like a tiny fly.

679
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 4: Like I love.

680
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: Perspective like that.

681
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my favorite because it's such a fascinating thing

682
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 6: of like, you know, whales are big, but you don't

683
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 6: understand how big they are unless you've been to the

684
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 6: Natural History.

685
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 4: Museum and new are Oh oh well, yeah, because I

686
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: got to. I was lucky growing up in that's awesome tunnel.

687
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 4: That was the tunnel. Oh, growing up in Rhode Island.

688
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 4: So it's like there's a you know, a maritime history

689
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 4: and going to the aquarium, but going to the Boston

690
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 4: uh uh Sea Museum crap. I can't even remember what

691
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 4: it was called.

692
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 5: I haven't been to any of that.

693
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: There's another one up there, but then there's this one.

694
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: Should I go to the other one?

695
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 4: Let's do both.

696
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 5: Okay, we're just doing tunnel stuff. This tunnel was built

697
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 5: by a dragon.

698
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, this tunnel is no good though. It's the other

699
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 4: tunnels the one, but let's go.

700
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: Let's go to that one. Let's not. We know what

701
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: tunnels are. It's not like we have to do every

702
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: single tunnel.

703
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 4: Do you know what the guy who gets into the

704
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 4: cabin Ghostbusters, let's not, dondle.

705
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: We do love movies.

706
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 4: I love them them. I love piece of crap movies.

707
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: Like shitty, like like the one that we watched that night.

708
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 4: Poulse Beat, Pulse Beat, Pulse. I can't believe that that

709
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 4: guy has actually been in a bunch of other stuff.

710
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 4: I watched a couple of good movies, like he played

711
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: Woody Harrelson's dad in a Kingpin.

712
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that guy.

713
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.

714
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just watched Kingpin.

715
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 6: Sweeter than you who You've got to see this movie

716
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 6: Pulse Beat Chris freak Out.

717
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so funny and stupid.

718
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 4: Who made it?

719
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 5: Tell me about it?

720
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: It's just these two Spanish brothers wrote and directed and

721
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 4: produced it and they never did anything else. And it's

722
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 4: this aerobic sex comedy. Oh wow, that was shot in

723
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 4: a racketball court. Oh my gosh, we're in the tunnel now,

724
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 4: that's almost almost homeless homeless for homeless.

725
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: Wait, what movie is this?

726
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 4: From the Terminator? This is when they get chased by

727
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 4: the terminator through this tunnel. The first one. Also, I

728
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: think when mel Gibson uh like hangs out of the

729
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 4: side of the cars trying to shoot somebody in the

730
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 4: first leath the weapon, it might be in this tunnel

731
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 4: as well. Okay, nice? And then I'm definitely not remembering

732
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 4: a couple other things. And I like the tip of it. Yeah, space,

733
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 4: that's I like it.

734
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.

735
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 4: I wish they.

736
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 5: Would clean it up a little.

737
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they could fix some of it's a missing tiles.

738
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: They could give it a rent.

739
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 4: If you have ever seen in film or television, it's

740
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 4: all very shiny, it's wonderful. Yeah, they just do that

741
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 4: in post.

742
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 6: I bet THX eleven forty three was shot in there

743
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 6: a little bit.

744
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: Remember that is that the first George Lucas y where it's.

745
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 6: Robert the shaved head in a white white space. I

746
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 6: saw that when I was seven.

747
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: I believe, God.

748
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 4: Bless you can not.

749
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 1: Okay.

750
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 4: My friend John Blue said to his parents he wanted

751
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 4: to be an astronaut when he was six, so his

752
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 4: mom rented him Space Camp and watched those by himself.

753
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 4: So there you go. Saw Interstellar.

754
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: That me too. That was that blew my pants off?

755
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 4: Loved it.

756
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 5: Did you think it was kind of scientology?

757
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 4: Ishue? No, I thought it was, you know, I mean,

758
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: I guess I guess it was like scientology because it

759
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 4: struck me as a you know, the plot line if

760
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 4: you looked at it from afar was just a trite

761
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,919
Speaker 4: sci fi movie. Yeah, but it was very good.

762
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: Chris Christopher Nolan, scientologist.

763
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 4: I don't know.

764
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 5: I just do know. I don't want to blow the

765
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 5: movie for anyone. But space ghosts.

766
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's all I haven't.

767
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna get a unless it was

768
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 4: made by Warner Brothers, they are gonna get a lawsuit.

769
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 4: People that don't space ghost, yeah they should.

770
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 5: It's Coast to Coast.

771
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 4: That means there's no room for space ghosts. I wish

772
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: I could remember the actual space ghost thing. But yeah,

773
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 4: of course, got to Coast. Yeah, it was great. I

774
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 4: get a legit handed God swear Swear to God.

775
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: The lopace Ghost, Jesus.

776
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 4: Space Ghost was my favorite, along with the herculoids.

777
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 5: It was really great.

778
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 4: Because I, by the time, I was catching reruns of

779
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 4: a lot of those action Hanna Barbera cartoons on Saturday

780
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 4: mornings in the in the in the repackaging under the

781
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 4: title of World of Superadventure, so it had herculoids, Fantastic four,

782
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 4: Space Ghost, Birdman and the.

783
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: Like, the Genie Sea lab one, yes exactly.

784
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 5: Is that the guys with the little the Muppet people.

785
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 6: No, Okay, they just took an old I think it

786
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 6: was originally called Sea Lab, and then they revoiced. They

787
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 6: used like all the different sections where's action, but then

788
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 6: they just revoiced everything.

789
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: And it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

790
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 4: Amazing.

791
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 6: It's like a real cartoon of like people that live

792
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 6: under the sea in a in a laboratory.

793
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 5: I really like repurposed old footage, yeah with comedy.

794
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: Oh, then you got to see it.

795
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.

796
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: It's real, real good.

797
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch the dickens out of it.

798
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 4: I really like, yeah, what.

799
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 5: Are you gonna do? Sob oh, just oh yeah, you

800
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 5: don't know how the world works.

801
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: Lady lady really blew it, ma'am.

802
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 4: And then she she had the and then twenty twenty we.

803
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 5: Give a little stinki twenty twenty.

804
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 4: We just drove past the building with those numbers. Huh.

805
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 6: I think it's Sea Love twenty twenty one like the

806
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 6: original was twenty twenty.

807
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 4: Oh, I was looking at the wrong side of the

808
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 4: street though.

809
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 6: We could drive by. Isn't there isn't the Sunday night show.

810
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 6: There's the one at TeX's right.

811
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 5: Oh, certainly there have you done that one. I'm but

812
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 5: it's been some time.

813
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 4: But it is a show.

814
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 6: He's the best, and what is what are other Sunday shows?

815
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 6: I was kind of doing a route where I was

816
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 6: pretending we were driving by Sunday night shows.

817
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 5: Oh, of course, well let's keep doing that. I don't know, though,

818
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 5: so I'm bad at There's certain comments that are like, oh,

819
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 5: the five shows on Monday.

820
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 4: I don't ever know.

821
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 5: I never know, and so that's why my career isn't

822
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 5: there used.

823
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 6: To be on Cabaret on Sunday, but they moved or

824
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 6: they are moving locations.

825
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 5: I recall that being the name of something.

826
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: This is not a good direction for us to go down.

827
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 5: I have no idea where we are, Matt.

828
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 4: Do you know where we are?

829
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 5: How long have you lived here in Los Angeles?

830
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 4: Matt? I've lived in Los Angeles just over two years.

831
00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 4: But I moved here October November first, well not November first,

832
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 4: but I moved here November seventh, twenty twelve.

833
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 5: And you, of course spend time as a New York

834
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 5: comedian before that.

835
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 4: Yes, and I lived in New York for basically fifteen years.

836
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 5: Do you do you miss anything about being in New

837
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 5: York comic.

838
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, knowing like something that you just said, like knowing

839
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 4: all the rooms no yeah, places ago, no one to

840
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 4: get there, you know, having a like because I mean,

841
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 4: that's where my roots are, that's where I started. I've

842
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 4: never done stand up in Rhode Island.

843
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 5: I found it very exciting to do stand up in

844
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 5: New York the times I've gone.

845
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love New York. But what do you like

846
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 4: about being here then? Just the fact that you just yeah,

847
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 4: the practicality of like being able to, you know, be

848
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 4: in a car, the freedom of that, the freedom of

849
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 4: not not relying on public transportation or the weather not sucking.

850
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 4: The weather in New York is abysmal. Yeah.

851
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: Hot, Oh yeah, humidity is that's a deal.

852
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 4: It's I mean, I might hate it in the city

853
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 4: when it's hot worse than when it's cold.

854
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think I definitely do.

855
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 4: I definitely do. I don't even know why I said,

856
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 4: let's commit to that, because I'm also I hide from

857
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 4: the sun. I'm very fair skinned, I have red hair.

858
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 4: What am I supposed to do?

859
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

860
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 6: And that humidity is like being in a sauna, but

861
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 6: on the subway, it's like.

862
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 4: Walking beside then and then you get a breeze and

863
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 4: it's like walking behind a bus.

864
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 5: And every time I've been there that the garbage people

865
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 5: are on strike and there's just piles of fish guts

866
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 5: moldering in the heat of.

867
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 4: You know, it's too cold. The subway stops working. It's

868
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 4: too hot, the subway stop working, it rains, the subway

869
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 4: stops working for the whole weekend. I mean, it's a

870
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 4: crisis happening in New York City. No one's doing anything.

871
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 5: But I do remember there being piles of garbage, and

872
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 5: it made me want to jump into them from fire

873
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 5: I always wanted to jump off a fire escape into

874
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 5: a pile of bags, bags of garbage, like.

875
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: Off a building. Well, not just like walking back after

876
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: a while.

877
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 5: I was just walking by and diving. But I did

878
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 5: jump off one fire escape into some garbage.

879
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: Did you really.

880
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 5: Until I hid it? There was a garbage can hidden

881
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 5: under a bunch of piles of garbage, and I jumped

882
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 5: on it and it was filled with fish guts, scale,

883
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 5: blood and fish and it poured Sherwin Williams on my

884
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 5: whole body, and I reaped, and then we went out

885
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 5: to eat, and I just was covered in fish guts

886
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 5: and people complained and that's.

887
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 4: The end of my story.

888
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: I want to be on your side for that, but

889
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: it was the garbage.

890
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 4: I'm not on my side.

891
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: You're not either.

892
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 4: I'm on the garbage's side.

893
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: Will you be on Chris's side?

894
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like garbage stinks. Yeah, you're right.

895
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 5: You know what, the more I think of it, I'm

896
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 5: kind of on my side. All I was doing was

897
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 5: innocently leaping into it. Why did it have to get

898
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 5: on me?

899
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 4: I remember a guy trying to like leap frog over

900
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 4: a mailbox and then just shattering his ankle. Oh, I

901
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 4: shattered a bone in my foot like I was step dancing,

902
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 4: So I'm no better.

903
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 1: Wow, there's so much risk.

904
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 4: Both incidents happened in.

905
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: New York City, and was garbage involved in either of them?

906
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? We were drinking. We're drinking that garbage, garbage. We

907
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 4: were being garbage.

908
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 6: What is your favorite, Matt, what's your favorite thing to

909
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 6: get drunk on?

910
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

911
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 4: I guess beer, because because you can pace yourself yep,

912
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 4: you know, as opposed to like whiskey. I've hopefully learned

913
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 4: to temper my my heart alcohol intake. Yeah, Like, for instance,

914
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 4: I will never ever again for the rest of my life.

915
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 4: Touch Yeah, your maister.

916
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 5: That anything with sugar. I've been drinking tequila and I

917
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 5: find it to be a nice clean was wonderful, no hangover.

918
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 5: Stimulating beverage and beer makes me feel blowdy and sore.

919
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: But I enjoy a beer.

920
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 6: Quila makes me feel like I've gone insane though at night.

921
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 5: Yes, there has been these episodes lately where I've you know,

922
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 5: gotten violent or not violent, but to threaten and maybe

923
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 5: late at night text people that I shouldn't and things

924
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 5: like yeah, just to get that, just to feel alive again,

925
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 5: you know, starts sparking. Yeah, but I know that when

926
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 5: I waked up it's an anti inflammatory.

927
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 4: I'm just sparking it up and I'm not getting my joints.

928
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 6: I would. I really loved. We used to drink Jameson's

929
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 6: and cream soda. Sure, I love james My friend. Do

930
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 6: you remember Danny Spiles.

931
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 5: I don't remember Danny Smiles.

932
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 6: He was he was my good friend, and he made

933
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 6: up a drink called the IBC Missile. So it was

934
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 6: ib C cream soda and Jamison with the Jamison's like

935
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 6: you do this, I.

936
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 5: Like, I like pond based drink of when serge was

937
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 5: a popular beverage, and then it disappeared. We'd mix it

938
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 5: with gin just by accident, and that's that's a surge

939
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 5: in general. And and so we thought that was such

940
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 5: a great it was such a great idea that we

941
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 5: drank it on purpose just so we could call it that.

942
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 5: But none of us should have been having gin.

943
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: And gin is like drinking hairspray gins.

944
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 4: That's the worst hangover I've ever had in my life.

945
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got like juniper bush poison in it, right,

946
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 5: isn't that like? Actually tear away.

947
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 4: My godfather, God rest his soul. Danny Cooney, he loved

948
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 4: drinking gin. He was You tell me, he's like, I

949
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 4: love the taste of gin.

950
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: Did he have bright red cheeks?

951
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 4: Yeah? God blea. I mean his dad he had a

952
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 4: stomach cancer. What do you think he was from it

953
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 4: from drinking bottles of gin?

954
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 5: Yes, the Lord blessed him.

955
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 4: But I mean he would come by sometimes and then

956
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: he would go off the radar, like he would go

957
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 4: off the raidar some. He was my father's roommate in

958
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 4: Providence College, and my godfather and then my godmother Jeane Cooney,

959
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 4: God rest her soul. She died of cancer. Then he

960
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: remarries another woman that he meets in a cancer survivor group. Jean,

961
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 4: My grandpa such an amazing such an amazing heart. He

962
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 4: would you know, he would kind of he would take

963
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 4: in homeless people, like he had a story about a

964
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 4: homeless guy stealing his car.

965
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: You know, like he would drink with them.

966
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 4: No, he would try to get the back on their

967
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 4: feet and he'd be like, come use my shower, come

968
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 4: sleep on my pull up pouch, you know. And then

969
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 4: the guy'd be like, can I use your car? And

970
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 4: he's like sure, Wow, what do you think I get

971
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 4: a call from the police in Florida or something, you

972
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 4: know that Daniel COONEYO got your car. But I mean

973
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 4: he would he would go off the radar. Sometimes my

974
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 4: father would not hear from him for a long time.

975
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 4: Then he would just show up. Sometimes he would show up,

976
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 4: you know always, I bet. I mean, like what a storyteller?

977
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh do you remember stories?

978
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah. He once told a story about driving on

979
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 4: the major deg in New York City with my mother

980
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 4: and father when they were dating and hitting a dog

981
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 4: and it dying and it was I was that's horrible, right, Yeah,

982
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 4: My father told the story I remember hearing the story

983
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 4: growing up, and I'm always thinking, God, that's so and

984
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 4: like Danny Cooney wanted to pull over and take care

985
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 4: of the dog, and my father being like, you can't.

986
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 4: We're on a major highway. You can't pull over. You

987
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 4: have to keep going. The dog's going. It was a

988
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 4: terrible story. It was a life lesson when I heard

989
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 4: him tell it at my wedding, like not during the ceremony,

990
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 4: like everybody having drinks at the engagement party, as at

991
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 4: matter of your dad told the wedding or no, no, no,

992
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 4: I walked over. Danny Cooney happened to be telling the

993
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 4: story to one of the bride'smaids.

994
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, he was there, Okay.

995
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 4: In tears hysterics. I hear the part about hitting the

996
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 4: I'm cracking the fuck up. I couldn't believe. It was

997
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 4: the funniest thing I ever heard in my life. It

998
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 4: was incredible. I was, I was in awe. I was,

999
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: I was in awe. So the talent.

1000
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 5: Certainly his his version of the story. There is detail,

1001
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 5: comedic details added.

1002
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 4: No, it was just the way he told the way

1003
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 4: you just told it. Yeah, well he's also cracking up

1004
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 4: hysterically Okay, he had an infectious you know laugh, Yeah,

1005
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 4: that squeaky wheels. Help, oh yeah, help. But and he

1006
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 4: meant it. That's great. Yeah.

1007
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 5: I don't like it when that's someone's thing and they

1008
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 5: don't necessarily mean it, like Jimmy Fallon, where they'd like

1009
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 5: are laughing while they're talking as a defense mechanism.

1010
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: Everything I do on this podcast, oh stop it.

1011
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: You're that's You're the most genuine person in the car.

1012
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 4: That's why you're felt.

1013
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: And that's why I get to drive is because I

1014
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: laughed the most.

1015
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 4: I'm glad your daed Matt.

1016
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 5: When I drive and then podcasts, it's very difficult for

1017
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 5: me to multitask. I've said that many times.

1018
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 4: I understand, but he's.

1019
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: Actually done it. He's he's done the sound for the

1020
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: podcast while driving.

1021
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 4: At the risk of everyone's life in the car.

1022
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: I ever seem like we're at risk though, Will I'm

1023
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: an excellent driver.

1024
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 4: She's not gonna lie to you. We just covered that. Thanks,

1025
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 4: you're right. I used to do this in high school

1026
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 4: because when I was I was captain on the swim

1027
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 4: team for two years, and then we didn't have a

1028
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: pool facility at the high school, so it was kind

1029
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 4: of older kids who had cars and whatnot will drive underclassmen. Yep,

1030
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 4: and uh maybe in the stud that I was, Karen,

1031
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 4: my car was filled with beautiful freshman girls. And then

1032
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: like some of them will complain. I'd be like, you're

1033
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 4: a banned from my car? Baby?

1034
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 1: Why would they complain.

1035
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 4: About the music. They wanted to listen to Kicks one

1036
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 4: oh six and I'm like, no, we're listening to wb are.

1037
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 6: You You're like this is gonna be all rush.

1038
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 4: That's right, No, We're gonna listen to Cake. Baby. I

1039
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 4: love freshman girls.

1040
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: They don't know they know what's good.

1041
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 4: They don't they really kick you know, sh if everybody

1042
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 4: had turned sitting in the front seat next to me,

1043
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 4: make everybody feel special. Yeah, yeah, No, It's one of

1044
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 4: those things, like a back I had no idea how good.

1045
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: I had it being the captain of swimter.

1046
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, yeah, you know, well, I.

1047
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 6: Mean that's like good. I always I really regret that

1048
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 6: I was so growing up. I had asthma, so I

1049
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 6: was never athletic, and I realized there were people that

1050
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 6: just got really good practice, like it exercise became just

1051
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 6: part of their day.

1052
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 4: That's like.

1053
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, or like.

1054
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 6: If you're on the swim team and you like, that's

1055
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 6: insane aerobic exercise for what three hours a day every day?

1056
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 4: Right? But what I also learned, and I'm really real,

1057
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 4: and it took me a long time to really believe it,

1058
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 4: is that no matter what the case is, everybody feels

1059
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 4: like shit.

1060
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 1: I think you're right.

1061
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 4: Everybody thinks that they're weird, that it's them, that it's

1062
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 4: like they're a pervert, that they're like every terrible thing

1063
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 4: that we think about ourselves is how everybody feels. And

1064
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 4: it's and it's it sounds so simple, it's too simple.

1065
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where like it took years

1066
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 4: for it to dawn on me. Something I would say

1067
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 4: a lot like, oh, well everybody feels that way.

1068
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, and be like, geez, everybody feels that I had

1069
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 6: We had a I can't remember.

1070
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: It was one Christmas or something.

1071
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 6: I was driving with my friend who was the most

1072
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 6: popular girl in our class.

1073
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 1: She was she always.

1074
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 6: Won like sweetheart, and she was our homecoming queen and every.

1075
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 5: Sweetheart contest she won. Sweetheart. That's a contest like.

1076
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: A Valentine's Day.

1077
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I got heart dance and all that, Oh

1078
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 4: I didn't.

1079
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 5: We didn't do that.

1080
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 6: We were talking about high school and this is you know,

1081
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 6: this was three years ago, and she goes, it's weird.

1082
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 6: I just never felt like I fit in And I

1083
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 6: was like, you were the thing everyone was trying to

1084
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 6: fit in like, and it was crazy. I was just

1085
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 6: It wasn't until that moment where I realized how that

1086
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 6: it really is completely true across the board.

1087
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1088
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 5: When I talked to people I went to high school

1089
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 5: with I, They're always like telling me stories about me

1090
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 5: being awesome in some way, and I was I hated

1091
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 5: high school. I thought everyone hated me. I was angry.

1092
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 5: I didn't want to be there. I was upset every day,

1093
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 5: I thought. And then they're like, oh, someone said I

1094
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 5: used to be able to run and do a front

1095
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 5: flip and keep running. I'm like, what, I never did that.

1096
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 5: Well he saw it. Fucking Libby saw the boy. I

1097
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 5: used to do it all the time. You just run

1098
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 5: and flip and you're filled with joy. Like really, I

1099
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 5: was writing I hate my life over and over on

1100
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 5: a piece of paper. So it's all perspective.

1101
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 1: It's all choice, it's what it is. It's totally choice

1102
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: or schizophrenic.

1103
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 4: Well, it's a choice to no, no, no, it's certainly

1104
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 4: not to believe it, to believe that you are well,

1105
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 4: but but to believe that it then that it's bad,

1106
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 4: right when when it's not. It's not bad to have emotions,

1107
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 4: you know, it's not bad to have feelings, and it's

1108
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 4: not bad to have ideas just now figuring that out,

1109
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 4: and not.

1110
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 1: Bad to make mistakes because it's not permanent.

1111
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 6: That's the thing that's It took me forever, I think,

1112
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 6: like ten years of therapy to realize that if I

1113
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 6: had feelings or thought things were a certain way, I

1114
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 6: just had to wait an hour or a day and

1115
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 6: it was it would be completely different.

1116
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: It's just bizarre.

1117
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 6: When things feel bad, it feels like it's going to

1118
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 6: be that way forever, no kidding, And that's not.

1119
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 5: That's why it's so disappointing when people kill themselves.

1120
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 4: I know, let me go there. I thought I'd take

1121
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 4: it there. Well, it's true, true, that's the lie of

1122
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 4: now that's happening to me right now. It's like, well,

1123
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 4: now is forever, but it's it's it's not always going

1124
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 4: to be like this won't be like now.

1125
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 5: Or are we near the grove. What's going on?

1126
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 4: Well, they stupid punch bug. I mean, I just I'll

1127
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 4: drop dead that the woman is Asian driving that I'll

1128
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 4: drop that of shock. Like New York City introduced me

1129
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 4: to racism, Los Angeles proved to me that stereotype for all.

1130
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: Wait, what did she do?

1131
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 4: She was clear she was ignoring signal. I mean some

1132
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 4: of these, some of these women out here are I

1133
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 4: mean abysmal drivers. It is, and it is. I I

1134
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 4: I refuse to believe it's all Asian women, but I

1135
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 4: am confident enough to say it on a podcast all

1136
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 4: times that it is far too many of them for

1137
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 4: it to be.

1138
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 5: I don't I do notice that when I see that,

1139
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 5: and then I see it again, I always go, oh no, don't, don't,

1140
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 5: don't reinforce that.

1141
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 4: How can it be possible it's not the same women

1142
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 4: each time.

1143
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 6: I mean, there are a lot of terrible drivers in

1144
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 6: the city that.

1145
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: No doubt terrible are.

1146
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 4: Maybe just speaks to the amount of the fact that

1147
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 4: Asian women are the dominant person on the planet.

1148
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1149
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just a sheer numbers game. Maybe like population population,

1150
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: it's Asians and women. So there you go. Face in

1151
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 4: your face.

1152
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: We do what we want in the car on the road.

1153
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 4: And that's what a huge that's what a person from

1154
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 4: planet Earth looks like. An Asian woman. It's not you.

1155
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 4: We're the weirdos for sure. That I love weirdos. I

1156
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 4: like it.

1157
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 5: Oh goodness.

1158
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: An evening with William Dafoe at the Silent movie.

1159
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 5: I have a reoccurring dream of where I am meeting

1160
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 5: Willem Dafoe and I go to shake his hand and

1161
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 5: instead he pulls it to his face and bites off

1162
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: my fingers.

1163
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,479
Speaker 4: Really, and then I noticed there's gills on his neck.

1164
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1165
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 5: I've had it a couple of times.

1166
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: That is the most amazing.

1167
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding.

1168
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 1: Wow, will is part fish.

1169
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 4: He is. He's an aquatic looking.

1170
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: Man and he tried and he like he has. He

1171
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: bites your fingers off.

1172
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just makes a scary face and he's got

1173
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 5: a big mount. Him and Tilda Swinton, I think are both.

1174
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 5: They are the sea creatures responsible for those tunnels you mentioned.

1175
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 5: They have gills, They can be underwater hours at a time.

1176
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 6: I would love to find out something that insane, just

1177
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 6: one thing like that in my lifetime, not.

1178
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 5: Like to find out that a famous actor is part fish.

1179
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I just want a little something before I go.

1180
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 6: That's like that where that's a big reveal and it's

1181
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 6: not like, oh, can you believe Kim Kardashian's big, old

1182
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 6: oiled ass.

1183
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: Yes, I can. It's the easiest thing in the world

1184
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: to believe. I want something that's super unbelievable to happen.

1185
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 4: I almost got into an argument with someone over how

1186
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 4: photoshopped it was. It's so very photos I'm like, it's

1187
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 4: the most photoshopped thing in the world.

1188
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: Were they trying to say it it wasn't photoshop.

1189
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 4: No, They were saying, God, yeah, it's photoshop, but like

1190
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 4: like lighting and stuff, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,

1191
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 4: it is a different human being. Yeah, photoshopped.

1192
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, her tiny little waist, the waist killed it out

1193
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 5: of here, the barbie.

1194
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: I don't get my period waste.

1195
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 5: I'm all hinges and no genitals or nipples.

1196
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 4: Waist.

1197
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 6: Somebody on Twitter, somebody said that it looked in the

1198
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 6: unretouched original photo it looked like her left butt she

1199
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 6: was whispering a secret to the right one.

1200
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: It was kind of like her weight was on the

1201
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: other hard.

1202
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 5: Oh you can see the untouched, not that I'm gonna

1203
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 5: look it up.

1204
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 4: I have other things to do.

1205
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: I have other things to What do you have to do?

1206
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 5: Oh, I have to go home and edit this podcast.

1207
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. And you probably have laundry since you've

1208
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,479
Speaker 1: been on the road for three weeks.

1209
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 5: I came back with clean laundry. How I did laundry

1210
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 5: on the road twice.

1211
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 4: That makes a bag lighter for three weeks.

1212
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 5: I brought just a backpack of clothes.

1213
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 4: And I washed them.

1214
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: What's she doing?

1215
00:57:59,400 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1216
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 4: And love looking at people.

1217
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: This woman has a half she's a kid, she's like eight. Yeah,

1218
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: she's got some high waisted jeans and a half shirt.

1219
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 5: I think it has everything to do with her being

1220
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 5: on the street.

1221
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 4: Karen having on the phone that's probably not even on.

1222
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 5: It's just filled with candy phones.

1223
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go trick some people.

1224
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 4: I used to love to take fruit juice that came

1225
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 4: in the group. Plastic grenades what they were plastic they

1226
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 4: shape shaped like grenades, and then it had like oh I.

1227
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 5: Remember, yeah, fake grape or fake orange that is just

1228
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 5: straight up goes straight to your ankles.

1229
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the top. This is the best part, Karen,

1230
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 4: is the top. It would pull open like a saying Pellegrino,

1231
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 4: where like you had to so it's like you're pulling

1232
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 4: the pin on the grenade. Yeah, it's so cool.

1233
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 5: I remember that too. That would what a good memory

1234
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 5: you have.

1235
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 4: It comes, it comes in handy.

1236
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 5: Sometimes I made a promote, like when I do an

1237
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 5: art for a living, I made what looked like it

1238
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 5: was a CD rom. I just thought would be kind

1239
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 5: of a cool way to have a book of art

1240
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 5: to show people. So I used jewel cases for CDs

1241
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 5: and then ordered. But this is before people were handing over,

1242
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 5: so people got all excited. But inside I'd ordered a

1243
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 5: bunch of those bubblegum CDs. Oh yeah, so it was

1244
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 5: just a piece of bubble gum.

1245
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh.

1246
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 5: I thought that was maybe the best marketing thing I've

1247
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 5: ever done.

1248
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: I've never seen bubbles.

1249
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 5: It's like twenty years old. But I don't even do

1250
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 5: that stuff now. I can't even get a T shirt

1251
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 5: whipped up for our podcast. We're gonna, yeah, I'm working

1252
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 5: on it.

1253
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: We're gonna make T shirts and mugs. You'll get a

1254
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: free one.

1255
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 5: You're gonna get a free T shirt.

1256
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: Because you have been a guest?

1257
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: Love it?

1258
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: Right?

1259
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 6: Should it be only guests and people who buy the

1260
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 6: T shirts or something kind of exclusive?

1261
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 4: Well, guess get it for free?

1262
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: I think exactly.

1263
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 4: Yes.

1264
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's twelve ninety nine for guests.

1265
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's.

1266
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: Friends and family discounts.

1267
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1268
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 5: Well know that when you pay that, other people civilians

1269
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 5: are paying fifteen.

1270
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not a bad deal.

1271
00:59:59,520 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1272
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 4: You know what's fun is like when you guys start

1273
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 4: picking up a lot of steam, you should have on

1274
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 4: a stunt man and then when the interview's over, he

1275
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 4: should roll out of the still moving car.

1276
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.

1277
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 4: The interview is leading up to that moment.

1278
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, so far, the only guest to do stunts was

1279
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 5: a Domian. He was opening and closing the door and

1280
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 5: getting out and in. Yeah, that was scary. It was

1281
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 5: very scary. It was typical Adomian. That scared me. Anytime

1282
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 5: screeching noises are behind me, you know what, it takes

1283
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 5: me back to Karen?

1284
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 4: No, you don't like cow chicken?

1285
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 5: Faithful light of what?

1286
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

1287
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 5: I love sank chicken? Someone I love it?

1288
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 4: I thought maybe it was Jamie Lee. You didn't like it.

1289
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 4: We got Sangkow Chicken one night and then it was

1290
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 4: It's the best. Someone didn't like it, and I was like,

1291
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 4: this is the best. I'm confused by probably Joe. This

1292
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 4: is probably oh Joe, Oh Joe. If everybody liked it,

1293
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 4: you won't.

1294
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 6: When Matt and I worked together, he would make up

1295
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 6: songs that I think may have carried me through.

1296
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: They may have saved my life. And one of them

1297
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: was for our friend Joe de Roso, who I think

1298
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: you know right, I kind.

1299
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 6: Of stand up comic, and he always was complaining about

1300
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 6: everything all the time.

1301
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: And then when he would.

1302
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 6: Get real down and real upset, Matt would come in

1303
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 6: waving his arms back and forth, kind of like Bugs

1304
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 6: Bunny when Bugs Bunny would do the like hat and

1305
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 6: cane routine.

1306
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 4: Sure.

1307
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: Sure, And what was the song that you would sing

1308
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: to Joe.

1309
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 4: Matt, Oh Joe, I love it, Oh Joe, I love it,

1310
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 4: Oh Joe, I love it, Oh jo Jo. There was

1311
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 4: one version. It was a take off on something that

1312
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 4: a guy that wwe would sing.

1313
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: Oh really yes, but it's full circle.

1314
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 4: It was full circle.

1315
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 5: We've come full circle. I'm sorry we didn't take you

1316
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 5: to a high octane comedy show where you could perform

1317
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 5: and the faces off the patreot.

1318
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 4: No, let's go to a burger king. I mean, I

1319
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 4: don't want to subject the kids still listening to me,

1320
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 4: but I certainly Oh no, wait, no, Glennys is bringing

1321
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 4: me home dinner. Never minds.

1322
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 5: Didn't typhon never heard of such a dish. Wouldn't like

1323
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 5: it so much?

1324
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: Too much?

1325
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 5: Msgra read, i'd see I went rock and rolling.

1326
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. What else would we talk about? Guys?

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Speaker 5: Well, we are reaching the show's conclusion. I mean, time wise.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why everything has to be based on time?

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Speaker 6: Well, I think you know, I think people can take

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Speaker 6: a certain amount of three fools in a car.

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Speaker 5: Right, right, And you're like, okay, well, I'm glad you

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Speaker 5: two were here around.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah about an hour?

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Speaker 4: About an hour time for any show of substance or

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01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 4: comedy is ninety minutes. Well, and people in America don't

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Speaker 4: appreciate that, No, they really don't. Yeah, SNL gets away

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Speaker 4: with it.

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01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: Else can stand anything longer?

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Speaker 4: Right? And then the Today's Show has then just mutated

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Speaker 4: itself into this five hour just shit extra.

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Speaker 5: Have again, I have a short attention stand nowadays too.

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01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 5: I was like I saw that what too many cooks thing?

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01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 5: And I was like seventeen minutes long and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: I can't sit through this, and then it melted my

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Speaker 5: tits off. Yeah waiting, Oh you have home cooked meals coming?

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Speaker 1: Tie food? What what food do you like to get?

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Speaker 4: A burger king Matt h a double wapple cheese please.

1349
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 4: I do believe the mick rib has returned.

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01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 5: It comes back every four.

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Speaker 4: Truck month.

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01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: And usually it falls right in line with Lobster Fest.

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01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 5: Lobster Fest. Oh god, geez, biscuit. What's a biscuit? Bay

1354
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 5: canad And talks about Oh god, I ate that once

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01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 5: and it was delicious the bit. Yeah, but it goes

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01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 5: like like those fruit grenades. It goes straight to your

1357
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 5: big swelling ankles.

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01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good for you.

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Speaker 4: Let let me let me tell you something. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: what are we on? Hollywood? Yeah, Highland and sun.

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Speaker 1: Let's go down to sunset, grill and sunset.

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Speaker 4: We're on Sunset. We're on Sunset. Yes, there's gonna be

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Speaker 4: another burger can coming up. Oh yeah, down by you,

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01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 4: because let me tell you something. I'm not gonna see

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Speaker 4: my wife for hours and hours.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, we can do a drive through.

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Speaker 5: Wait, she's coming from with the home cook meal, but

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Speaker 5: it's not for another couple hours exactly.

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01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 4: Oh, we need to get you some.

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01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:05,919
Speaker 1: Because she's at work.

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01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 4: Fancy meal coming from the restaurant.

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Speaker 5: How long have you been married.

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01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 4: I've been married three years. Do you like it? Do

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01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 4: you love it?

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01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 5: You love it?

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01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Good? I sometimes think I should be married. Or do

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 5: you have kids?

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Speaker 4: No? Do you think you're gonna make some babies?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 4: I mean we talk about it, but it's also we

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01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 4: talk about how it's not gonna happen anytime.

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Speaker 5: Soon, right, right, Well, good, you're both on the same page.

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Speaker 4: You gotta have money, yeah, babies?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, not that I don't actually know your financial situation.

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Speaker 6: But in Los Angeles, doesn't it seem like you.

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Speaker 1: Have to be kind of rich.

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Speaker 4: It seems like you should.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like, because you're not going to send them to

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Speaker 6: public school. Well, you have to be able to pay

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Speaker 6: for private school.

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Speaker 4: Here, I gotta I gotta pull some coin together to

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Speaker 4: keep my ass alive. Yeah yeah, I mean it's fourteen

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01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 4: bucks for dog food every few weeks.

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01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get I get my dogs.

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Speaker 6: The Rachel Ray kind and every time, I'm like, this

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01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 6: is just the same ship as all the other stuff.

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01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 6: You're just buying it because Rachel raised names on it

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01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 6: and paying ten extra dollars. But the other stuff, I'm

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Speaker 6: afraid is made of ashes or bones or whatever. You know,

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01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 6: they always have like everyone guys dog food.

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01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 4: Bones.

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01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like, I think it was iems came out

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01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 6: and they like, but they had a huge recall because

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01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 6: it was all literally they make their dog food out

1406
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 6: of ash?

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Speaker 5: Did they do? They also run a crematorium and then

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01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 5: they got confused. I labeled a bag dog, but I

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01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 5: didn't realize in that bag was actual dog remains. And god,

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01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 5: there's a mix up in the food conveyor belt and

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Speaker 5: that's awful.

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01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: Now dogs are all cannibals.

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Speaker 5: Well, I know that I can't afford to have a baby,

1414
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 5: because I quite I can myself. Only I eat baby

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01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 5: food because I'm so poor.

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Speaker 4: I'm living on baby food. There's some joy really yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then there's a soul coughings. Yeah, that's amazing. And

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01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 4: there's a soul coughing song. Uh I think what did

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01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 4: they call it? The Long Island Lolita? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 4: Well he said by like Dody starts screaming that. At

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01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 4: one point at the end of the song, he's like,

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01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 4: I'm living on baby food. She's a liar. Everything she

1423
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 4: says is a lie.

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01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 6: That story was so crazy because that was kind of

1425
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 6: pre tabloid TV and everything.

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01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 4: That really set it off. It was really set it.

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01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: Off for total insanity. Married Joe Buttafuo because up.

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Speaker 4: Until that point it was I feel like it was

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01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 4: always just celebrities and then wild local news stories were

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01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 4: just kind of crime and whatnot. But then that that

1431
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 4: became the living soap opera. Yes, that that fucked the

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01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 4: news industry forever. Yeah, especially New York. That and the

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01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 4: Jongy right, and it felt like they were on top

1434
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 4: of each other. And then Nancy Kerrigan forget it. Now

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01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 4: you've got a magnus open, the Young Gun, the Long

1436
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 4: Island Leader, the Young Gun, the Long Island Lolita. That's

1437
01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:21,679
Speaker 4: the new I think that's a song that it's definitely

1438
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 4: in the song. That's why I know.

1439
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,679
Speaker 1: We are passing in Big Arby's.

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01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,719
Speaker 4: I had Arby's the other night and I'm not proud.

1441
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,600
Speaker 4: It didn't give me doesn't terrible digestive?

1442
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 5: Doesn't there roast beef come out of a cocking gun.

1443
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 4: I hope, so, I hope that's what that was. I

1444
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 4: asked the young man to shoot the roast beef into

1445
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 4: my mouth from across the room, and then I closed

1446
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,719
Speaker 4: my eyes and I assumed everything went to plan.

1447
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,759
Speaker 5: Arch that pink stuff right into my face.

1448
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 4: Sir, shoot that roast beef gun into my face, young man,

1449
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 4: shoot it from across the room.

1450
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do that.

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01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, missed this is on you missed it. And

1452
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 4: then it was I also remember at the time, like

1453
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 4: on Comedy Central they did like somebody did a song

1454
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 4: that they would play a lot about Joey Butterfu and

1455
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 4: like the background, it was like like the guy going

1456
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 4: like like what it transcended, and then it was like

1457
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 4: him singing the song about that that it transcended a

1458
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 4: news story. It became part of America.

1459
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you're exactly right.

1460
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 4: Like the Kennedy assassination that people try to say nine

1461
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 4: to eleven was my generation's Kennedy assassination. It was do

1462
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 4: you remember Joe and and and what was the girl's names?

1463
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 4: And Amy Fisher trying to shoot Mary Joe Butterfugo and

1464
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 4: the the head not trying to shoot shot her that

1465
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:06,640
Speaker 4: is successfully successfully, but she wouldn't go down. That's right.

1466
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 4: And what was the famous joke? Do we all remember? Oh,

1467
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 4: knock knock, who's there? Bang? Bang, Amy Fisher, you're dead?

1468
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 4: Oh god, what a classic.

1469
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: We're about to go through the burger king drive through?

1470
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 1: Should we wrap it up?

1471
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 5: Let's wrap it up like we're gonna eat.

1472
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna eat it. I think people want to

1473
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 4: hear this experience. Oh unless they don't.

1474
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: Well, how long are over? Over?

1475
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 4: Are we so over? We are over? It's over. It's over.

1476
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,480
Speaker 5: Oh that's a bad move, Cresscross.

1477
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 4: Let's just go through the drive through. You're gonna get

1478
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 4: emails people saying like what happened? What?

1479
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 6: I bet?

1480
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 5: We're going to order some food and then make some

1481
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 5: snarling noises.

1482
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: Would you have any shows come up you want to plug?

1483
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 4: I can't think of any off the top of my head.

1484
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 5: It's always it's a hard question. I never can't either.

1485
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 5: And then you're done and you're like, wait, I have

1486
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 5: one in twenty minutes. I uh go on iTunes give

1487
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 5: us a good rating, right, that's the thing you're supposed

1488
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 5: to say that, and thank you.

1489
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: We watch wrestling.

1490
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 4: We watch wrestling? Oh, of course, go to we watch

1491
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 4: Wrestling podcast dot com. That's what I'm gonna do. And

1492
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 4: also good iTunes. I have my stand up CD that

1493
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 4: I put out a few years ago, Come Clean, and

1494
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 4: you can listen to that. I want to hear that.

1495
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: There you go. That's a real plug. That's the plug

1496
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: we're looking for.

1497
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 5: Did you go to uh Julia W. Harrison who's helping them?

1498
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 4: Oh? Yes, all things comedy revitalizing.

1499
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:40,840
Speaker 5: Our desire julyah and uh, this has been terrific and

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Speaker 5: you've been listening to.

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01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 4: Do you need a ride? D y n A r.

1502
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: I N you want to way back?

1503
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 2: Either want to be there, doesn't matter how much bagg

1504
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 2: this time? And daid urman alingay do want to send

1505
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 2: you off inside?

1506
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: Do you want to welcome you back home? Tell us

1507
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: all about every scared he was?

1508
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:15,160
Speaker 3: It fine?

1509
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:17,759
Speaker 1: Now porn?

1510
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:35,000
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1511
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1512
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1513
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 4: Do your need ride to ride? Do you need with

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01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:55,799
Speaker 4: Karen and Chriss