WEBVTT - Pooping In The Club 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:19.160 You motherfucker. Are you stop it? No, I'm gonna punch 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.079 you in the fucking dick. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:23.799 You're not gonna punch me in the dick. That's the 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:24.880 thing is, like, you're not. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.720 Going no, please actually becau. I'm gonna smack the shit 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.840 out of you. That's like the worst onun ever. It's like, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.120 welcome back to this episode. Welcome to this episode. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.000 Fuck you, shut up, fuck off. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.640 There's like very few. 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:47.440 Ki the hell, little little dongo, Kay, you're looking very 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:48.160 sexy today. 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:49.920 Kai is always sexy. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:51.879 That's that's the thing is like. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.880 We have to just come to admission. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:56.400 Like some of the comments are right, Literally everyone in 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.200 our crew bullies Hi because everybody wants his attention because 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:00.080 he's sexy. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:00.640 Sexy hot. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.440 That's that's that's just the true. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:04.840 Fine, Fine, you're sexy. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.240 Fine. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:09.280 The comments when the hashtag freaky, Like I've said this before, 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.280 where y'all have to start saying freak Hi because it 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.080 just reads as freaky and then I'm like, damn you, 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:13.760 but just can't. 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:17.039 Spell freaky freaky. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:20.119 But there are very few things that literally, actually that's 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.440 a lie. So many things anger me. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.680 But like, yeah, I was about to say very little 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.600 things that anger, you know. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.760 But the thing that like gets like a visceral, like 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.320 animalistic anger out of me is the sound of people 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.399 chewing with their mouth open. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.560 Alisa, I love you so much. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.520 But she's one of those people who she's like a 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:35.839 very like like. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:37.240 I feel like I'm one of those you. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:38.959 No you're not because I would not be able to 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.679 live with you. And I eat with you all the time, 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.440 and I like, I rarely hear you. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.679 You know what's funny is I hear you say this 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.000 about other people, and I am when I'm eating around you, 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:53.600 I am so self conscious of how loud my shoes are, 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:55.600 like scares the fuck out of me every time I'm 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.120 around you. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.480 It's not my fault. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:59.560 It just like I don't know what it is. It 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.640 literally like it flicks a switch in my brain and 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.640 like the people I love the most are suddenly in 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.000 my biggest enemies. And it takes so much practice and 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.440 self control to say nothing like it takes the most. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.320 Like yesterday I split an apple with Elisa, and I 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.760 stood by her for like point zero seconds and then 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.160 I had to walk away because I was like, I 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.239 can't I can't hear it. It's like I feel bad 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:24.720 because it's just people enjoying food, which is like sweet. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.079 But like I've said it to a Lisa before and 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:29.720 then I was like, I'm never gonna say that's her again, 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.760 like except I'm gonna air it out some way. Oh, 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.760 Elsie is also a loud eater. I'm airing Elsie out too. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:40.760 You're so annoying when it's like on purpose like that. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:45.919 For some reason, it doesn't bother me. You're also moaning, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.079 which is just making me warning. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:52.440 A blue talkie, a blue talking keeps the doctor away. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.080 A blue talking a day keeps a doctor away. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.560 A blue talkia day gives you an ulcer a day, 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.800 Like you have like little bubbles of ulcers all around 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:03.119 the stomach lining of your body, and one day you're 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.200 just gonna pop like a little sick and it's gonna 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:06.840 be blue. 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.839 And pussy suicide bike tak. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:18.680 Your teeth are fucking disgusting legally right now. Ew stop it. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.920 You're so annoying on this mack you. I don't have 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.920 my glasses on because I think I'm ugly with glasses 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.919 on it. I didn't want to waste contacts because it's late. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.119 You serve me a Khalifa vibes with glasses. 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.680 That's a serve. But I do not serve that. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:35.360 I just look like I just said say things. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.640 A Khalifa does wear glasses though. Am I chirping me? 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.560 But you need to stop because you're just trying to 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:43.000 bother me. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.320 No, I was clapping on the dust. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.520 Do you have anything to give to us right now, 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.960 because like you've just been. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:52.840 Like silent making sound. I have a couple of things, silence. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:04:00.920 I have a couple of things to offer your mama. Um, okay, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.440 here's the first thing I have to offer. I've decided 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:07.640 to redact my belief in evolution. There's no way a 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.880 fish crawled out of the water and made me. Not 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.000 a chance in hell. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:14.920 How we came from monkeys not fish? Or does it star? 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.200 I think it starts there, like it was like then 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:18.680 it made. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.320 Lizards monkey fish to lizard to dinosaur. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:26.600 To monkey or something like that. Like I think there 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.800 was like multiple different types of fish that crawled out 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.159 of the water, and some evolved to be like primates, 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:37.120 and some evolved way because whales were are mammals, right, yeah, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.880 they did, like a whale crawl out of the water. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:44.200 One day, I choose not to believe in anything because 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:45.520 anybody who that was. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.239 Like actually serious, And I realized how stupid that sounded, 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.960 so I like formed it as a joke. That is cracked. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.760 That's a cracked fun If I've ever heard a phone 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.080 crack before, Okay, no it's not. 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.880 Remember how easily eyePhones used. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.640 To crack like it was just but. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.039 You could literally drop it from like an inch high 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.560 and it would explode like an Android. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.480 But the second we could order a new iPhone screen 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.919 off of fucking Google, they don't break. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:10.120 It as easy. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.080 I forgot what I was going to say. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.240 Oh, I choose not to believe in anything because I 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:18.120 just like, I don't believe in anything but myself. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.320 I'm here to believe in me because no one else. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.839 Will do it. Do you believe in me? Yeah? 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:24.640 I don't believe. 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.040 There was there was a hesitation because I. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.120 Was like, how can I believe in something that doesn't exist? 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.440 And you and guy don't exist? 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.480 Why does Why don't I exist? 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.839 I'm I'm entering an era of like nothing around me 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.839 is real and like life is a little game and 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.080 I can just make decisions and that's like terrifying. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.360 Listen to this theory that I'm working on. Okay, so 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:51.600 computer code binary ones and zeros. Our whole lives are 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:56.440 dedicated or are dictated by yeses and nos, ones and zeros. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:01.040 So in if you think about it, we are low 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:05.400 key in a simulation. And that's my theory. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:09.159 That is not an expand then you did not make 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:09.600 that up. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:14.640 I swear to God. I told kai that like know 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.960 that know that yeses and nose are are binary. I 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:22.080 made that connection. Unless that's a connection that someone else made. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.480 You know, all the time, I say, I'm gonna kill 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.839 myself instead, so my life is not dictated by yes 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:26.159 and nose. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:35.360 You're you broke out of the fucking mat. Yeah, quantum computing. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.360 Yeah, I literally live in a different world than you bitches. Wait, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.400 I need to read the beautiful poem that I like 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.000 made today, and I'm like, not kidding, I meant it. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.080 That was crazy. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.680 Did you have talkies in there? You don't look at 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:56.680 me when I get close, you bitch. Fuck You're you're 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.440 seizing right into your hand like a goddamn three year old. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.080 You're gonna stick your fucking hand in the bag of 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.680 talkies and then eat it and then touch every single 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:05.600 thing you're to touch your. 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:11.520 Little and oh good sneezes, they smell delicious. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.440 This is airing someone else out. But my brother when 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:14.400 we were growing up, had the. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.960 Stinkiest the ship out of you. I'm not gonna do 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:24.560 these a sealine jeans, you fucking dumb, motherfucker, motherfucker all 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.640 right here and this, I mean, this was my whole 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.679 chest and when I wrote it, it was literally free 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:33.200 thought and it came out like just like this. I 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.840 curate vibes and destroy the ones I deem unfitting. I 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:38.160 dedicate my life to the slant, occasionally find moments in 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.120 which I have the spare time to serve. I am 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.280 a simple woman dedicating my life to having fun and 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.320 vibing out. I search for a god to believe in 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.760 so I don't feel so small. It's where I feel small. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.080 You just believe in anything. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.440 Can you shut the fuck up? 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.080 Because I did not say that interrupt You're interrupting me 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:55.720 to lie on my goddamn. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:59.960 Name, walking conundrum, You're walking piece of shit. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.840 Fuck you. I'm gonna be out of you. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.560 I can't believe you interrupted me. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:10.120 I'm gonna start over. It's where I feel small, saying 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.760 as I'm so busy slaying my life away, who has 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:14.880 time to think of our significance to the moon and 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.880 the stars. I also spend lots of time consuming delicious 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.120 treats and always making sure I take a sweet bath 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.240 three to four times a week. The bath needs to 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:23.720 be hot enough that I feel the burn and my 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.760 iron deficient feet, and I always say they're not burning off. 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.600 I can stand this heat. I'm stronger than this. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:30.720 That last far is not a joke. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.880 Every single time I get in the bath, I like 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:34.960 stand there in silence. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.040 And I'm like, the skin isn't burning off my feet, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:37.800 That's not true. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.320 It's like the hot the hot springs and Joshua Tree. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.520 I was like, okay, like what is this actually gonna 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.640 boil me alive? Like? Am I actually gonna cook alive 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.600 and have first degree burns on my body? 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:47.680 Like? 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:48.520 Absolutely not. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.720 Also pain and an Asian pain is not fucking real. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.520 Everyone is fucking crazy. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.240 Yeah, mind over matter, real shit. I found out that 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:00.679 like the degree of burns is to tated by the 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.559 percentage of your body that's burned. That could be just misinformation. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.680 Now yeah, wait, a third degree burn just means that 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.920 a third of your body. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:08.760 What the hell? 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.640 Maybe maybe I could have just spouted like the most 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.600 insane medical misinformation. I don't think so. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.439 I feel like a third degree burn is like when 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.520 there's like welt and like irrepla like repairable. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.120 Oh, it's how deep it burns into your layers of skin, 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:24.040 your derma. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.320 That's how deeply and severely they penetrate this. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.720 You just get on here and you fucking tell people lies. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.360 I well, I corrected myself. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.440 These do motherfuckers walk around and be like, did you 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.960 know I don't remember where I heard that. It's like 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:37.480 the most crazy dumb shit. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.960 The craziest source is me. What the fuck? 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:42.199 Oh? 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.920 I had to like walk out of my room after 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.000 reading that, and I congratulated you on that because I 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.240 was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:52.679 You wrote right, and the end it was just so 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:58.040 incredibly relatable that I just like was actually moved so 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.280 much that I got out of my bed. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.720 Yeah, he did come and congratulate me. So I'm starting 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:05.280 a book. If anybody's wondering, I'm starting a book about 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.320 me because I love me and that's all I can 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.600 write about because I don't know anybody else because everyone 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.360 else is fake and no one is real, so I 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.280 can only write about me. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.520 Remember when I was like in my like completely lost arc, 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.040 and I was like, what am I going to do 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:19.400 with my life? And I came to you and I 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.000 was like, I'm going to write a book of things 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.280 you shouldn't do. Do you remember that? 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:24.760 Yeah? 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.760 But I just came up with another idea similar. It's 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.439 a book of lies. And it's literally just a book 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.120 where I lie for five hundred pages. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:35.800 So like a fiction book. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:45.640 I need I literally need help. The comments are getting 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:45.880 to me. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.120 I need help, But also like I need to feel 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.520 the way we did when we went to that bar, 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:56.520 because for on the twenty ninth of January, from the 0:10:56.559 --> 0:11:01.080 twenty ninth to the next day, I felt so out 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.400 of touch with reality and it was the best feeling ever. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.360 I was like, I don't feel pain right now, and 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.560 I will run into traffic and I won't die. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.320 I literally won't die. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.079 I think that's like maybe mania. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:16.720 No, that's me literally fucking slaying the world. And I 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:18.520 want to feel it again so bad because now I'm 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:20.400 like kind of grounding back in reality and I'm like, oh, 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.000 I have things to do, but I'm kind of like 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.920 tiptoeing around it, Like one little source of like serotonin 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.480 to the back of my head will send me off 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.960 right now, Like I just need one little fucking hit. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.360 No pop bar doesn't give me like serotonin. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.040 See, that's also proof that I don't exist in y'all's reality, 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.840 because like, I'm not addicted to nicotine like the rest 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:42.480 of you bitches. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.000 Real shit, Should we talk about our adventures out? 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:47.800 Yeah? 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:54.800 With Kai the Chai chronicles continue. I don't even know 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.200 where to begin. I mean, it was a long ass day. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.240 It was like one of the longest days had in 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.280 a very long time. It started early in the morning 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:05.400 and we went paintballing. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.120 Which was fucking fun as shit. I want to shoot 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:07.760 all my friends. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.760 It was a it was actually a blast, but like 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.560 very early on, me and we were like, no, like 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.080 we cannot be on different teams because if we're on 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:19.199 different teams, it will tear this friendship apart. It will 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:21.640 be it won't be fun for anybody, Like we will 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.480 go after each other and actually shoot to kill. Yeah. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.520 I just was like I'm I and I think more 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.680 so on my end because I'm so competitive by nature 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.680 with very few people in my life, but Drew is 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:35.040 one of them. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.640 I was like my top co competitor other than. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.800 Like anybody I end up in a relationship with, that 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.280 is my other top competitor. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:48.120 I like I mask my competitiveness with like layers and 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.920 layers of gas lighting and lies, like I will act. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:56.080 I will act like I'm not fucking seething with anger 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.400 just to like get a competitive edge on someone works 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:00.640 on me. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:01.480 And I know you do that. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.640 I know you go out of your way to be 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.200 a fucking conniving cunt when it comes to competition, and 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:11.880 I always fall for it because I lead with my head, 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:15.199 with your heart, with my big fat fucking. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:18.640 KOUCHI did you know the heart is in the genitals. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.280 That's that is true, because sometimes I should do be thumpin'. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:29.280 It's powered me. But yeah, it started with paintball and 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.280 that was a blast. I got shot in the penis 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.160 twice once by my own teammate. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.120 He did get an erection from it. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.760 I was instantly in it, like full of mass. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.920 I'm like, watch all of our episodes get like demonetized 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.360 and it's I almost said, yeah, you. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.800 Were in gorge. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:53.120 I have two bruises on my Wiener paintball bruises. Look 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.960 them up. They're not a pretty sight. And we were 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.640 supposed to get naked together at we Spaw tomorrow night, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.840 but I refuse to show my body to my friends. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.480 Second part, I got shot in the face and I 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.840 was like doing it's literally I think it was just 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.600 like shrapnel that like cut me up, or like paint 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.960 splatter that just was hitting me at terminal velocity and 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.640 it just like literally ripped my skin apart and I 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.640 was bleeding. But Kai. I sent a picture to Kai 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:21.920 and he was like, it literally just looks like you 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.000 have fucking mustard on your face. But he did call 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:28.800 me sexy hot and it did gust me up. Yeah, 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:30.480 so we'll insert it here. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.440 It's so annoying. I hope people are like, ew. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.480 No, that's like what it's gonna be because I refuse 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.960 to think I look attractive in that photo. I literally 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.040 sent it to Kai in confidence, and I was like, 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.800 if this ever leaks out, I will you know what 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:44.080 it is. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.840 It's because since you guys are dating. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.040 Like Kai is like has like that thing where he 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.560 just sees a photo of you and he like thinks 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:53.880 you're beautiful no matter what Yeah, Yeah, someone mistaked me 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:55.680 and Drew as a couple, like for real, for real, 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:57.640 and it like kind of took me back because I 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.880 was like, oh, it makes sense. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.720 We do give that vibe because we're so like. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.000 In love and oh my god, every time we're out 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:07.640 we make out. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:11.600 We like h grind and twerk. Unironically, we do grind 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.520 in twerk on each other and we're out, which like 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.640 we're always like why is no one hitting on us 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.640 at this club? Why is no one hitting on us 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.840 at this bar? And it's literally us grinding on each 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.720 other the entire time, And I'm like, take a hint, 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.040 look at me, hit on me. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:26.840 Don't you want competition with my best seat? 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:33.240 But yeah, paintballing was cool until I got shot in 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.320 the temple and it really angered me. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.400 I got shot in the boob and I was hoping 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.920 for a nice fat hickey like bruise, but it's just 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.040 like it looks really gross. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.400 It's just like is it. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:46.760 Bruised or yeah, you want to see later, okay. Oh, 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.880 and then my nipple got grazed and that was an 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.880 interesting feeling. I'll leave it at that. I was out 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:56.240 for fucking blood. I wanted to murder someone. But yeah, 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:57.320 so paintball was fun. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.760 Paintball was fun. We won't get into the drama of 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:05.600 it all, but there was some drama and I wish 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.600 we could talk about it, but it was all settled. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.080 It was settled, so it's not worth bringing. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.800 But I was doing a little trolling, a little trolla. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.600 We do do a little trolling. We do do a 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:24.160 little trolling. We do do fuck us like, actually, what 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.440 did that make us? A lab dude? 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.040 So yeah, and then we went to an art gallery 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.360 where all the people were terrifying and I actually was 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.800 panicking and freaking the fuck out. 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:38.320 Yeah it was. I went in it into it with 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.160 a very open mind and an open heart, and I 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.640 actually enjoyed myself and I enjoyed the people around me. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.920 But also with that said, there were some really scary motherfuckers, 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:52.640 potential killers in their crowd. There was some goblins and killers. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.840 Man literally moving into motion and he was not showing 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.760 on he was literally just in a fucking k. 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:04.000 Yeah. It was literally terrifying. And then I started mimicking 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:06.879 him and I was like I was looking people directly 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:16.000 in their eyes and just like. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:13.760 Like Christian were on a really good one. 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:17.399 We were screaming like we I just like, that's what 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.919 it is. It's like uncomfortable environments where like everyone is 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.640 so serious and taking themselves very serious and the environment 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.800 around them is very serious. Like oh my god, I'm 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:31.119 about to start crying. No, but there's something that it 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.080 like flips the switch in my brain to do the 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.399 exact opposite of that, which is not healthy and not 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.879 okay because I probably offended some people that night, but 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.920 oh yeah, same. But at the end of the day, 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:44.360 like do I give a ship? No? No, just yeah. 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:47.480 It's like when people are being so fucking serious. 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:52.160 In our own lane. I know, Butterfinger, you just picked 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:53.040 your nose and no. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.720 I scratched you. Wish I picked my nose because I 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:56.640 know you would have ate that shit. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:01.080 Oh okay, supid, but. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.440 Yeah, that was fucking terrifying. 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:05.280 And then we went to dinner and this is where 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:08.600 like my vibe was being settled, Like I don't know why. 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.960 I think literally what changed my mood was you acting 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.280 like you were like way too drunk to function. Like 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.280 we went to dinner and me and Drew had margarita 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:18.640 and everybody was talking to going to this like party 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.960 like after the gallery, and I was just like really 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:22.359 on the fence about going because I was like, I 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.399 don't know that I like want to be around a 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:25.959 bunch of people, like it just sounds like a lot 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.639 right now. And I just like wasn't in like a 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.400 bad mood, but I've been kind of set. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:31.720 Drew. 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:33.680 Did you drink? 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.760