Speaker 1: You motherfucker. Are you stop it? No, I'm gonna punch
Speaker 1: you in the fucking dick.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna punch me in the dick. That's the
Speaker 2: thing is, like, you're not.
Speaker 1: Going no, please actually becau. I'm gonna smack the shit
Speaker 1: out of you. That's like the worst onun ever. It's like,
Speaker 1: welcome back to this episode. Welcome to this episode.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, shut up, fuck off.
Speaker 1: There's like very few.
Speaker 2: Ki the hell, little little dongo, Kay, you're looking very
Speaker 2: sexy today.
Speaker 1: Kai is always sexy.
Speaker 2: That's that's the thing is like.
Speaker 1: We have to just come to admission.
Speaker 3: Like some of the comments are right, Literally everyone in
Speaker 3: our crew bullies Hi because everybody wants his attention because
Speaker 3: he's sexy.
Speaker 2: Sexy hot.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's just the true.
Speaker 2: Fine, Fine, you're sexy.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 3: The comments when the hashtag freaky, Like I've said this before,
Speaker 3: where y'all have to start saying freak Hi because it
Speaker 3: just reads as freaky and then I'm like, damn you,
Speaker 3: but just can't.
Speaker 1: Spell freaky freaky.
Speaker 3: But there are very few things that literally, actually that's
Speaker 3: a lie. So many things anger me.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, I was about to say very little
Speaker 2: things that anger, you know.
Speaker 3: But the thing that like gets like a visceral, like
Speaker 3: animalistic anger out of me is the sound of people
Speaker 3: chewing with their mouth open.
Speaker 1: Alisa, I love you so much.
Speaker 3: But she's one of those people who she's like a
Speaker 3: very like like.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm one of those you.
Speaker 3: No you're not because I would not be able to
Speaker 3: live with you. And I eat with you all the time,
Speaker 3: and I like, I rarely hear you.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is I hear you say this
Speaker 2: about other people, and I am when I'm eating around you,
Speaker 2: I am so self conscious of how loud my shoes are,
Speaker 2: like scares the fuck out of me every time I'm
Speaker 2: around you.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault.
Speaker 3: It just like I don't know what it is. It
Speaker 3: literally like it flicks a switch in my brain and
Speaker 3: like the people I love the most are suddenly in
Speaker 3: my biggest enemies. And it takes so much practice and
Speaker 3: self control to say nothing like it takes the most.
Speaker 3: Like yesterday I split an apple with Elisa, and I
Speaker 3: stood by her for like point zero seconds and then
Speaker 3: I had to walk away because I was like, I
Speaker 3: can't I can't hear it. It's like I feel bad
Speaker 3: because it's just people enjoying food, which is like sweet.
Speaker 3: But like I've said it to a Lisa before and
Speaker 3: then I was like, I'm never gonna say that's her again,
Speaker 3: like except I'm gonna air it out some way. Oh,
Speaker 3: Elsie is also a loud eater. I'm airing Elsie out too.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying when it's like on purpose like that.
Speaker 3: For some reason, it doesn't bother me. You're also moaning,
Speaker 3: which is just making me warning.
Speaker 2: A blue talkie, a blue talking keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 2: A blue talking a day keeps a doctor away.
Speaker 3: A blue talkia day gives you an ulcer a day,
Speaker 3: Like you have like little bubbles of ulcers all around
Speaker 3: the stomach lining of your body, and one day you're
Speaker 3: just gonna pop like a little sick and it's gonna
Speaker 3: be blue.
Speaker 2: And pussy suicide bike tak.
Speaker 1: Your teeth are fucking disgusting legally right now. Ew stop it.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying on this mack you. I don't have
Speaker 3: my glasses on because I think I'm ugly with glasses
Speaker 3: on it. I didn't want to waste contacts because it's late.
Speaker 2: You serve me a Khalifa vibes with glasses.
Speaker 1: That's a serve. But I do not serve that.
Speaker 2: I just look like I just said say things.
Speaker 1: A Khalifa does wear glasses though. Am I chirping me?
Speaker 1: But you need to stop because you're just trying to
Speaker 1: bother me.
Speaker 2: No, I was clapping on the dust.
Speaker 3: Do you have anything to give to us right now,
Speaker 3: because like you've just been.
Speaker 1: Like silent making sound. I have a couple of things, silence.
Speaker 2: I have a couple of things to offer your mama. Um, okay,
Speaker 2: here's the first thing I have to offer. I've decided
Speaker 2: to redact my belief in evolution. There's no way a
Speaker 2: fish crawled out of the water and made me. Not
Speaker 2: a chance in hell.
Speaker 3: How we came from monkeys not fish? Or does it star?
Speaker 2: I think it starts there, like it was like then
Speaker 2: it made.
Speaker 1: Lizards monkey fish to lizard to dinosaur.
Speaker 2: To monkey or something like that. Like I think there
Speaker 2: was like multiple different types of fish that crawled out
Speaker 2: of the water, and some evolved to be like primates,
Speaker 2: and some evolved way because whales were are mammals, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: they did, like a whale crawl out of the water.
Speaker 3: One day, I choose not to believe in anything because
Speaker 3: anybody who that was.
Speaker 2: Like actually serious, And I realized how stupid that sounded,
Speaker 2: so I like formed it as a joke. That is cracked.
Speaker 2: That's a cracked fun If I've ever heard a phone
Speaker 2: crack before, Okay, no it's not.
Speaker 3: Remember how easily eyePhones used.
Speaker 1: To crack like it was just but.
Speaker 2: You could literally drop it from like an inch high
Speaker 2: and it would explode like an Android.
Speaker 3: But the second we could order a new iPhone screen
Speaker 3: off of fucking Google, they don't break.
Speaker 2: It as easy.
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was going to say.
Speaker 3: Oh, I choose not to believe in anything because I
Speaker 3: just like, I don't believe in anything but myself.
Speaker 1: I'm here to believe in me because no one else.
Speaker 2: Will do it. Do you believe in me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't believe.
Speaker 2: There was there was a hesitation because I.
Speaker 1: Was like, how can I believe in something that doesn't exist?
Speaker 1: And you and guy don't exist?
Speaker 2: Why does Why don't I exist?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm entering an era of like nothing around me
Speaker 3: is real and like life is a little game and
Speaker 3: I can just make decisions and that's like terrifying.
Speaker 2: Listen to this theory that I'm working on. Okay, so
Speaker 2: computer code binary ones and zeros. Our whole lives are
Speaker 2: dedicated or are dictated by yeses and nos, ones and zeros.
Speaker 2: So in if you think about it, we are low
Speaker 2: key in a simulation. And that's my theory.
Speaker 3: That is not an expand then you did not make
Speaker 3: that up.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. I told kai that like know
Speaker 2: that know that yeses and nose are are binary. I
Speaker 2: made that connection. Unless that's a connection that someone else made.
Speaker 3: You know, all the time, I say, I'm gonna kill
Speaker 3: myself instead, so my life is not dictated by yes
Speaker 3: and nose.
Speaker 2: You're you broke out of the fucking mat. Yeah, quantum computing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally live in a different world than you bitches. Wait,
Speaker 3: I need to read the beautiful poem that I like
Speaker 3: made today, and I'm like, not kidding, I meant it.
Speaker 2: That was crazy.
Speaker 3: Did you have talkies in there? You don't look at
Speaker 3: me when I get close, you bitch. Fuck You're you're
Speaker 3: seizing right into your hand like a goddamn three year old.
Speaker 3: You're gonna stick your fucking hand in the bag of
Speaker 3: talkies and then eat it and then touch every single
Speaker 3: thing you're to touch your.
Speaker 2: Little and oh good sneezes, they smell delicious.
Speaker 1: This is airing someone else out. But my brother when
Speaker 1: we were growing up, had the.
Speaker 3: Stinkiest the ship out of you. I'm not gonna do
Speaker 3: these a sealine jeans, you fucking dumb, motherfucker, motherfucker all
Speaker 3: right here and this, I mean, this was my whole
Speaker 3: chest and when I wrote it, it was literally free
Speaker 3: thought and it came out like just like this. I
Speaker 3: curate vibes and destroy the ones I deem unfitting. I
Speaker 3: dedicate my life to the slant, occasionally find moments in
Speaker 3: which I have the spare time to serve. I am
Speaker 3: a simple woman dedicating my life to having fun and
Speaker 3: vibing out. I search for a god to believe in
Speaker 3: so I don't feel so small. It's where I feel small.
Speaker 2: You just believe in anything.
Speaker 1: Can you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3: Because I did not say that interrupt You're interrupting me
Speaker 3: to lie on my goddamn.
Speaker 2: Name, walking conundrum, You're walking piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Fuck you. I'm gonna be out of you.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you interrupted me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start over. It's where I feel small, saying
Speaker 3: as I'm so busy slaying my life away, who has
Speaker 3: time to think of our significance to the moon and
Speaker 3: the stars. I also spend lots of time consuming delicious
Speaker 3: treats and always making sure I take a sweet bath
Speaker 3: three to four times a week. The bath needs to
Speaker 3: be hot enough that I feel the burn and my
Speaker 3: iron deficient feet, and I always say they're not burning off.
Speaker 3: I can stand this heat. I'm stronger than this.
Speaker 1: That last far is not a joke.
Speaker 3: Every single time I get in the bath, I like
Speaker 3: stand there in silence.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, the skin isn't burning off my feet,
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: It's like the hot the hot springs and Joshua Tree.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, like what is this actually gonna
Speaker 2: boil me alive? Like? Am I actually gonna cook alive
Speaker 2: and have first degree burns on my body?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Also pain and an Asian pain is not fucking real.
Speaker 3: Everyone is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mind over matter, real shit. I found out that
Speaker 2: like the degree of burns is to tated by the
Speaker 2: percentage of your body that's burned. That could be just misinformation.
Speaker 3: Now yeah, wait, a third degree burn just means that
Speaker 3: a third of your body.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I could have just spouted like the most
Speaker 2: insane medical misinformation. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I feel like a third degree burn is like when
Speaker 3: there's like welt and like irrepla like repairable.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's how deep it burns into your layers of skin,
Speaker 2: your derma.
Speaker 4: That's how deeply and severely they penetrate this.
Speaker 1: You just get on here and you fucking tell people lies.
Speaker 2: I well, I corrected myself.
Speaker 3: These do motherfuckers walk around and be like, did you
Speaker 3: know I don't remember where I heard that. It's like
Speaker 3: the most crazy dumb shit.
Speaker 2: The craziest source is me. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I had to like walk out of my room after
Speaker 2: reading that, and I congratulated you on that because I
Speaker 2: was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
Speaker 2: You wrote right, and the end it was just so
Speaker 2: incredibly relatable that I just like was actually moved so
Speaker 2: much that I got out of my bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did come and congratulate me. So I'm starting
Speaker 3: a book. If anybody's wondering, I'm starting a book about
Speaker 3: me because I love me and that's all I can
Speaker 3: write about because I don't know anybody else because everyone
Speaker 3: else is fake and no one is real, so I
Speaker 3: can only write about me.
Speaker 2: Remember when I was like in my like completely lost arc,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what am I going to do
Speaker 2: with my life? And I came to you and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to write a book of things
Speaker 2: you shouldn't do. Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I just came up with another idea similar. It's
Speaker 2: a book of lies. And it's literally just a book
Speaker 2: where I lie for five hundred pages.
Speaker 4: So like a fiction book.
Speaker 2: I need I literally need help. The comments are getting
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: I need help, But also like I need to feel
Speaker 3: the way we did when we went to that bar,
Speaker 3: because for on the twenty ninth of January, from the
Speaker 3: twenty ninth to the next day, I felt so out
Speaker 3: of touch with reality and it was the best feeling ever.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't feel pain right now, and
Speaker 3: I will run into traffic and I won't die.
Speaker 1: I literally won't die.
Speaker 2: I think that's like maybe mania.
Speaker 3: No, that's me literally fucking slaying the world. And I
Speaker 3: want to feel it again so bad because now I'm
Speaker 3: like kind of grounding back in reality and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I have things to do, but I'm kind of like
Speaker 3: tiptoeing around it, Like one little source of like serotonin
Speaker 3: to the back of my head will send me off
Speaker 3: right now, Like I just need one little fucking hit.
Speaker 1: No pop bar doesn't give me like serotonin.
Speaker 3: See, that's also proof that I don't exist in y'all's reality,
Speaker 3: because like, I'm not addicted to nicotine like the rest
Speaker 3: of you bitches.
Speaker 2: Real shit, Should we talk about our adventures out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: With Kai the Chai chronicles continue. I don't even know
Speaker 2: where to begin. I mean, it was a long ass day.
Speaker 2: It was like one of the longest days had in
Speaker 2: a very long time. It started early in the morning
Speaker 2: and we went paintballing.
Speaker 3: Which was fucking fun as shit. I want to shoot
Speaker 3: all my friends.
Speaker 2: It was a it was actually a blast, but like
Speaker 2: very early on, me and we were like, no, like
Speaker 2: we cannot be on different teams because if we're on
Speaker 2: different teams, it will tear this friendship apart. It will
Speaker 2: be it won't be fun for anybody, Like we will
Speaker 2: go after each other and actually shoot to kill. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just was like I'm I and I think more
Speaker 3: so on my end because I'm so competitive by nature
Speaker 3: with very few people in my life, but Drew is
Speaker 3: one of them.
Speaker 1: I was like my top co competitor other than.
Speaker 3: Like anybody I end up in a relationship with, that
Speaker 3: is my other top competitor.
Speaker 2: I like I mask my competitiveness with like layers and
Speaker 2: layers of gas lighting and lies, like I will act.
Speaker 2: I will act like I'm not fucking seething with anger
Speaker 2: just to like get a competitive edge on someone works
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 1: And I know you do that.
Speaker 3: I know you go out of your way to be
Speaker 3: a fucking conniving cunt when it comes to competition, and
Speaker 3: I always fall for it because I lead with my head,
Speaker 3: with your heart, with my big fat fucking.
Speaker 2: KOUCHI did you know the heart is in the genitals.
Speaker 3: That's that is true, because sometimes I should do be thumpin'.
Speaker 2: It's powered me. But yeah, it started with paintball and
Speaker 2: that was a blast. I got shot in the penis
Speaker 2: twice once by my own teammate.
Speaker 1: He did get an erection from it.
Speaker 2: I was instantly in it, like full of mass.
Speaker 3: I'm like, watch all of our episodes get like demonetized
Speaker 3: and it's I almost said, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Were in gorge.
Speaker 2: I have two bruises on my Wiener paintball bruises. Look
Speaker 2: them up. They're not a pretty sight. And we were
Speaker 2: supposed to get naked together at we Spaw tomorrow night,
Speaker 2: but I refuse to show my body to my friends.
Speaker 2: Second part, I got shot in the face and I
Speaker 2: was like doing it's literally I think it was just
Speaker 2: like shrapnel that like cut me up, or like paint
Speaker 2: splatter that just was hitting me at terminal velocity and
Speaker 2: it just like literally ripped my skin apart and I
Speaker 2: was bleeding. But Kai. I sent a picture to Kai
Speaker 2: and he was like, it literally just looks like you
Speaker 2: have fucking mustard on your face. But he did call
Speaker 2: me sexy hot and it did gust me up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we'll insert it here.
Speaker 3: It's so annoying. I hope people are like, ew.
Speaker 2: No, that's like what it's gonna be because I refuse
Speaker 2: to think I look attractive in that photo. I literally
Speaker 2: sent it to Kai in confidence, and I was like,
Speaker 2: if this ever leaks out, I will you know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: It's because since you guys are dating.
Speaker 3: Like Kai is like has like that thing where he
Speaker 3: just sees a photo of you and he like thinks
Speaker 3: you're beautiful no matter what Yeah, Yeah, someone mistaked me
Speaker 3: and Drew as a couple, like for real, for real,
Speaker 3: and it like kind of took me back because I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: We do give that vibe because we're so like.
Speaker 3: In love and oh my god, every time we're out
Speaker 3: we make out.
Speaker 2: We like h grind and twerk. Unironically, we do grind
Speaker 2: in twerk on each other and we're out, which like
Speaker 2: we're always like why is no one hitting on us
Speaker 2: at this club? Why is no one hitting on us
Speaker 2: at this bar? And it's literally us grinding on each
Speaker 2: other the entire time, And I'm like, take a hint,
Speaker 2: look at me, hit on me.
Speaker 1: Don't you want competition with my best seat?
Speaker 2: But yeah, paintballing was cool until I got shot in
Speaker 2: the temple and it really angered me.
Speaker 3: I got shot in the boob and I was hoping
Speaker 3: for a nice fat hickey like bruise, but it's just
Speaker 3: like it looks really gross.
Speaker 1: It's just like is it.
Speaker 3: Bruised or yeah, you want to see later, okay. Oh,
Speaker 3: and then my nipple got grazed and that was an
Speaker 3: interesting feeling. I'll leave it at that. I was out
Speaker 3: for fucking blood. I wanted to murder someone. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so paintball was fun.
Speaker 2: Paintball was fun. We won't get into the drama of
Speaker 2: it all, but there was some drama and I wish
Speaker 2: we could talk about it, but it was all settled.
Speaker 1: It was settled, so it's not worth bringing.
Speaker 3: But I was doing a little trolling, a little trolla.
Speaker 2: We do do a little trolling. We do do a
Speaker 2: little trolling. We do do fuck us like, actually, what
Speaker 2: did that make us? A lab dude?
Speaker 3: So yeah, and then we went to an art gallery
Speaker 3: where all the people were terrifying and I actually was
Speaker 3: panicking and freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. I went in it into it with
Speaker 2: a very open mind and an open heart, and I
Speaker 2: actually enjoyed myself and I enjoyed the people around me.
Speaker 2: But also with that said, there were some really scary motherfuckers,
Speaker 2: potential killers in their crowd. There was some goblins and killers.
Speaker 3: Man literally moving into motion and he was not showing
Speaker 3: on he was literally just in a fucking k.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was literally terrifying. And then I started mimicking
Speaker 2: him and I was like I was looking people directly
Speaker 2: in their eyes and just like.
Speaker 3: Like Christian were on a really good one.
Speaker 2: We were screaming like we I just like, that's what
Speaker 2: it is. It's like uncomfortable environments where like everyone is
Speaker 2: so serious and taking themselves very serious and the environment
Speaker 2: around them is very serious. Like oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: about to start crying. No, but there's something that it
Speaker 2: like flips the switch in my brain to do the
Speaker 2: exact opposite of that, which is not healthy and not
Speaker 2: okay because I probably offended some people that night, but
Speaker 2: oh yeah, same. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: like do I give a ship? No? No, just yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like when people are being so fucking serious.
Speaker 2: In our own lane. I know, Butterfinger, you just picked
Speaker 2: your nose and no.
Speaker 1: I scratched you. Wish I picked my nose because I
Speaker 1: know you would have ate that shit.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, supid, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fucking terrifying.
Speaker 3: And then we went to dinner and this is where
Speaker 3: like my vibe was being settled, Like I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I think literally what changed my mood was you acting
Speaker 3: like you were like way too drunk to function. Like
Speaker 3: we went to dinner and me and Drew had margarita
Speaker 3: and everybody was talking to going to this like party
Speaker 3: like after the gallery, and I was just like really
Speaker 3: on the fence about going because I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know that I like want to be around a
Speaker 3: bunch of people, like it just sounds like a lot
Speaker 3: right now. And I just like wasn't in like a
Speaker 3: bad mood, but I've been kind of set.
Speaker 2: Drew.
Speaker 1: Did you drink?
Speaker 3: Did you already drinking vodka?
Speaker 2: Drew?
Speaker 1: No? No, you can't keep doing that, Drew.
Speaker 3: You honestly don't need any more.
Speaker 1: Stop you don't need anymore, bitch.
Speaker 2: Cut me off.
Speaker 3: Literallyora, that's literally what Drew was doing at dinner, and
Speaker 3: for some reason, get it. I'm sorry, I almost that
Speaker 3: something so discussing, but yeah, Drew was doing that at
Speaker 3: dinner and like acting like he was way too fucked up.
Speaker 3: And I think what made me laugh so much is
Speaker 3: how committed you, how committed you were to the bit,
Speaker 3: because you were like falling onto me for a straight
Speaker 3: two minutes and I didn't realize what he was doing.
Speaker 3: I think I thought he was just like acting like
Speaker 3: he was tired, and then I look over and his
Speaker 3: hand was moving so fucking slow towards his margarita, and
Speaker 3: it literally correct me, the fuck.
Speaker 1: You have to go home. You have to go home
Speaker 1: and you have to uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like one of my many talents is
Speaker 2: just like faking fucked up. Like it's like whatever, I'm
Speaker 2: an actor.
Speaker 3: Like the thing is, I can't see Drew fake being
Speaker 3: that fucked up anymore because I'm like, I've seen you like.
Speaker 2: This, like I can channel it.
Speaker 3: Wait, what was the night that we came home with
Speaker 3: Kai and you were like acting really drunk in the car.
Speaker 1: It might have been that same night.
Speaker 3: You were acting really drunk in the backseat. It was
Speaker 3: it was the night before that we went to the Skuila.
Speaker 2: There was like a.
Speaker 3: Party there and you were in the backseat and acting
Speaker 3: really fucked up. But Whenky's hanging you out, I was like,
Speaker 3: this isn't even funny because like Ki's had to do
Speaker 3: this with you of like taking you out of the.
Speaker 2: Carrying me up the stairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then that was the like vibe changer, and then
Speaker 3: we were like.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's funny how I just curate a vibe, but
Speaker 2: you can also like literally it's a talent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think I have no, I don't
Speaker 3: have that vibe because like I don't like I don't
Speaker 3: like destroy vibes.
Speaker 2: And questioning oh okay, like I.
Speaker 1: Like wipe them clean.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this vibe isn't like this isn't the
Speaker 3: vibe that needs to be here, and I'm gonna spruce
Speaker 3: it up without asking anybody if that's okay. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna do literally because I'm yeah, I'm like the vibe
Speaker 3: like controller. Like it's like if I had strings, I'm
Speaker 3: the puppeteer. I'm the vibe pupp teer.
Speaker 2: Girl. Look at my name and my iPhone vibe control there.
Speaker 2: Literally anytime anybody tries to air something to me, it's
Speaker 2: like are you vibe? And I'm like, yeah, I'm the
Speaker 2: controller of the vibe. And then when it shows up
Speaker 2: on people's cars, it's like vibe controller is DJing or
Speaker 2: it has the Ox's a very nuanced conversation. Continue with
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 3: So we like came back to the house to like
Speaker 3: chill for a second, and I decided, I was like
Speaker 3: I am fucking freezing my ass off and I do
Speaker 3: not want to wear a dress, Like I like, I'm
Speaker 3: done serving.
Speaker 1: I've served to the people enough, Like I need to
Speaker 1: have a sleigh day.
Speaker 2: Like I fucking forgot you did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we came back home and I was like, I
Speaker 3: had this like really cute outfit on and I was serving,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I need to not be in this,
Speaker 3: so I put pajamas on and some sunglasses on, and
Speaker 3: then I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna bring my speaker with me, like and I just
Speaker 1: put my speaker.
Speaker 3: In my purse and started walking around the house blasting music.
Speaker 1: Drake, Yeah, Drake fairtre To be exact, I.
Speaker 2: Wasn't complaining, you know. I used to like complain about
Speaker 2: Drake playing, and now I'm like so down for it.
Speaker 3: I'm serious, okay, genuinely, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like it was just a lapse in judgment, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know why that came out of my brain or
Speaker 2: my mouth. Actually, you know, it's crazy. Note I literally had.
Speaker 2: That was like the most peaceful mind state I've ever
Speaker 2: been in. Was like when I was saying that, like
Speaker 2: there was not a single thought in my head. I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. Like it was like I meditated for three hours.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like a thought that was supposed to come out.
Speaker 3: It was literally you like comprehending the words I was saying.
Speaker 3: It wasn't your turn to speak, you had nothing to say. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god. But then Drew took the ox from me.
Speaker 3: And have we talked about like our fart thing that
Speaker 3: you always fucking do.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have. So me and y are
Speaker 2: both connected to the same like Bose speaker and like
Speaker 2: it's normally sitting in the bathroom, so when we shower,
Speaker 2: we just like play our music whatever, So we're both
Speaker 2: connected to it. And anytime Inya goes into the shower
Speaker 2: to like play your music, it connects. But like for
Speaker 2: some reason, when always connect.
Speaker 3: To yours, even though it's my fuck, I connected to it.
Speaker 2: First, it drops Indya's connection and connects to mine. And
Speaker 2: I immediately, without a fail, every single time clock it
Speaker 2: and I start playing fart sounds at full volume in
Speaker 2: the bathroom, and it's like explosive, Like it's very loud, deafening,
Speaker 2: almost like it's dangerous to the ear drum, comparable to
Speaker 2: jet engine.
Speaker 3: See you literally are a vibe terrorist. Yeah, so I
Speaker 3: go in that bathroom for peace and tranquility, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play my music and curate my own vibe
Speaker 3: in here, and you fucking take it over. And also
Speaker 3: it's like it was fun like the first two times,
Speaker 3: but it happens to me three to four times a week.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's actually insane how many times I do it,
Speaker 2: And like every it used to be like funny, like
Speaker 2: you would laugh at it and you'd be like, like
Speaker 2: the true stuff, like give me the IX back, and
Speaker 2: now you like are actually like viscerally angry at me.
Speaker 3: No, I literally don't say anything. I just wait for
Speaker 3: you to get it out of your system, and I
Speaker 3: just wait till my phone connects. Like it goes on
Speaker 3: for like a minute, and then you like get bored
Speaker 3: and you disconnect and keep watching fucking TikTok.
Speaker 2: Like I need to get back to my TikTok for
Speaker 2: you page. So yeah, I have the one thousand farts
Speaker 2: on deck at any moment, just like ready to go,
Speaker 2: like it's like in my playlist. I just click it
Speaker 2: and it plays. So I have it on deck and
Speaker 2: it just like I think, was it your idea or
Speaker 2: did it come to us both naturally? It was like
Speaker 2: we're gonna play fart sounds in the club.
Speaker 3: I think you played it here like you took it
Speaker 3: over and I was like, we I'm bringing this fucking
Speaker 3: speaker with me and we're doing this. Yeah, like we
Speaker 3: were like, we were like, we have to play this
Speaker 3: there because originally I was just joking that. I was
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna make my own vibe and I was
Speaker 3: just gonna play certified lover boy on the last in
Speaker 3: my purse.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, this is a there's.
Speaker 2: So there's so much potential here, and like, yeah, we
Speaker 2: just had to take it to the next level. So
Speaker 2: we went to this bar and played fart sounds literally
Speaker 2: the entire time we were there for like.
Speaker 1: Like two three hours. It did not stop.
Speaker 2: It was like not exaggerating and like it was just
Speaker 2: so it was just a magical night. It was just
Speaker 2: like ruining everybody's vibe. Actually that's a lie. I think everybody,
Speaker 2: handsome body. Yeah, everybody who interacted with the fart like
Speaker 2: actually was intrigued and enjoyed.
Speaker 3: Until there were some there were some people who are
Speaker 3: like playing like too cool, like chill, like like I'm
Speaker 3: literally in the club and I'm trying to look cool
Speaker 3: like and it was men of course, like of course
Speaker 3: it was it.
Speaker 2: The same dude that was like we're all feminists here.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was one of them, even Okay, there was
Speaker 3: this fucking freak as Hoyd, who's going to hell and
Speaker 3: it's probably burning there right now as I say this,
Speaker 3: who was literally like borderline fucking this girl in the
Speaker 3: club like he was insane. I've seen people like make
Speaker 3: out and like do the whole thing, but I was like,
Speaker 3: she was like on.
Speaker 1: Him, like fully dry humping.
Speaker 3: They were fully going to town.
Speaker 2: He had boner and pre cumb. He is making pre
Speaker 2: kum kai. What do you said, Kundalini, There's many variations,
Speaker 2: is just the normal thing.
Speaker 4: But I like to say kum. I like to say.
Speaker 4: I like to say making.
Speaker 2: Boba, making buffalo sauce, yeah, stinky pasto. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you want to keep going? People?
Speaker 3: Okay, you like way too many.
Speaker 2: He has a lot of inn windows for kum kum.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they were making all of that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we just played farts all fucking night and
Speaker 3: I was being a goddamn criminal, like I was being
Speaker 3: so fucking you were.
Speaker 2: Brave with it. I was like, if I did this,
Speaker 2: I would get hit in the head. Yeah, like some
Speaker 2: man would not find this.
Speaker 3: This is one of the parts of being a woman.
Speaker 3: I get to do whatever the fuck I want. Don't
Speaker 3: fucking look at me.
Speaker 1: Don't touch me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna scream, like, don't look at me. So I
Speaker 3: would just like there were couples at the bar who
Speaker 3: like also there was like an after happening there, but
Speaker 3: it was just a bar, like, so there was a
Speaker 3: hell of random people who just decided to pick this
Speaker 3: place where they were going to meet their fucking maker.
Speaker 3: Me and I just had this big ass purse and
Speaker 3: I kept going next to couples at the bar and
Speaker 3: putting the bag on the bar and like with my elbow,
Speaker 3: like just like leaning against the bar and pushing the
Speaker 3: bag towards them and like talking to the bartender like
Speaker 3: nothing was happening, and these couples would just get bombarded
Speaker 3: with farts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so sick. It was such a sick vibe.
Speaker 2: And I love the move where you would like hug
Speaker 2: me or like dance on me and then like reach
Speaker 2: over and oh yeah, I have your bag over my
Speaker 2: shoulder and blasting people with farts behind it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I kept wrapping my arms around everyone's neck and
Speaker 3: then like holding the speaker out and like my bag
Speaker 3: out so I could get right in people's ears so
Speaker 3: that they like they could be upset with me, but
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm dancing. I'm literally dancing.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have a good time.
Speaker 2: Like my mom died like lially, like it's actually not
Speaker 2: fucking okay, like that people would like come for you,
Speaker 2: and like you were dealing with that.
Speaker 3: I get to make up a new date of when
Speaker 3: she died every time I want something like she died,
Speaker 3: the guys, she passed today.
Speaker 2: Actually like three hours ago. And that's how that's how
Speaker 2: brave we are.
Speaker 3: I'm experiencing it is trauma too.
Speaker 2: I'm experiencing this.
Speaker 3: With Yeah, just like I was like a party planner for.
Speaker 2: Your brother, for my brother's funeral. You keep calling it
Speaker 2: a party.
Speaker 1: Well you always use that like nasty word with it,
Speaker 1: but it was a party.
Speaker 2: It was like it was this celebration of life, but
Speaker 2: not not necessarily a party today party party your cocoa.
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking about that. Knock would that's not funny.
Speaker 1: Grandma's gonna live forever. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 3: If you guys don't have yours are mine is literally
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 2: Mine is dead is don't bone where my grandpa's dead.
Speaker 2: Thank you for reminding me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we just did that all night well insert
Speaker 3: like I got to like funny videos.
Speaker 1: Oh, ask Siri.
Speaker 3: If you want it, just damn it. If you want it.
Speaker 3: You with the fart machine, the fart box, and I
Speaker 3: refuse to ever go out without that thing again.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's genuinely amazing. It's it's a great time.
Speaker 2: I think y'all should try it if you go out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a blast.
Speaker 1: We allow you to take the dep Yeah.
Speaker 2: But like do it justice, do it justice please, like
Speaker 2: like it has to be one thousand fart sounds. Oh.
Speaker 2: The best part is I have my favorite fart time stamped.
Speaker 2: I wrote it. Yeah, no, I wrote it down because
Speaker 2: I hadn't really listened to it all the way through
Speaker 2: until that night. And there was one that came on. Oh,
Speaker 2: there was one that came on that I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a classic. Hold on, it's like around this area. Yep,
Speaker 2: there it is. Hold on. Fuck it's twenty six thirty.
Speaker 2: Like that's a class. That's a certified one thousand fart
Speaker 2: sounds classic.
Speaker 3: I like the water like short ones, the little.
Speaker 2: Song like in the very beginning. Yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 2: just had the time stamp that one because and it's
Speaker 2: time stamped as twenty six thirty long fart, but it's
Speaker 2: like it's more like twenty six twenty six and then
Speaker 2: it yeah, goes for four seconds. Dude.
Speaker 1: The thing is too because it was in my purse.
Speaker 3: It was really making the farts hell a basie and
Speaker 3: I would hold the bag like to my back so
Speaker 3: like and press up against people so like if they
Speaker 3: heard it and felt it.
Speaker 2: It was spraying the car out of your ass, spraying
Speaker 2: fart out of your butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that was our fucking night. That was our
Speaker 3: night out on the town. And then I don't know
Speaker 3: what was in the air that night. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I just felt too powerful by farting on bitches
Speaker 3: all night. But like the next day, I literally I
Speaker 3: could have built a car with my bare hands.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: I could have built a bridge with I can build
Speaker 1: a bird.
Speaker 2: The way we built the city.
Speaker 1: We bolt this city, young cocking.
Speaker 2: It's always something. It's always it's always cock. It's gotta
Speaker 2: be no yeah, okay, no.
Speaker 1: Actually no it should be koochy cock anduci.
Speaker 2: Cc yeah yeah, sure about the kuchie part. Yeah right, okay,
Speaker 2: was that that was funny? Like, no, it wasn't it's
Speaker 2: just like sexist women. Literally are not ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not ship.
Speaker 2: We're roses, flowers, a bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 3: I smell like roses. Roses are disgusting. I never want
Speaker 3: to see a picture of a rose, a drawing of
Speaker 3: a rose. I hate I hate them, I hate them.
Speaker 3: I wish there was a little bug, a parasite I
Speaker 3: could put into roses and the bug would get roses.
Speaker 3: I don't funk with roses.
Speaker 2: Chemical warfare on roses. We can need to. We can
Speaker 2: figure out like a mutation, like a gene mutation and
Speaker 2: roses that kill it. Have I said this before that
Speaker 2: I'm written by a man?
Speaker 3: Yes, you say, like every single fucking guest.
Speaker 2: Have I said that before?
Speaker 4: I think you said that last episode?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe Okay, I'm written by a man because I
Speaker 3: have huge tits a nice, volumptuous ass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was last episode because we talked about
Speaker 2: Mirakami Macucci. A clapping A clapping clitteris it's like that's
Speaker 2: like a new place to drop in fortnite. Clapping clitteris.
Speaker 2: It's like tilted towers, but it's the clapping clitteris never
Speaker 2: gonna get ads ran on our fucking never ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 2: ever ever should I just go into reading my notes?
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a good dime.
Speaker 1: I'm in my horny era.
Speaker 2: Where does the electricity that supplies Tesla's come.
Speaker 1: From your mama?
Speaker 2: Because next question, genuinely, because like, isn't a lot of
Speaker 2: electricity coal?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it mostly comes from coal.
Speaker 2: So it's like a conundrum, like what's the point if
Speaker 2: it's still burning coal energy?
Speaker 5: I think the idea is that you created infrastructure for
Speaker 5: electric vehicles, and then you move the power grid to
Speaker 5: a sustainable power grad to power this vehicles, and then
Speaker 5: you also don't have to you don't have to spend
Speaker 5: energy getting the energy source to the vehicles, like with gas.
Speaker 2: Okay, sometimes I actually I'm not joking you. You go
Speaker 2: on rants and I smile. It makes me smile, It
Speaker 2: makes me smile.
Speaker 3: Passing away, I'm I'm like passing out. I'm like knocking out,
Speaker 3: like Kay's man's plaining and like I.
Speaker 1: Love that so much.
Speaker 3: But you're like going on and on and on, like.
Speaker 2: He spoke for two seconds.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I like, I think I'm down for it. I'm literally
Speaker 2: down for a man's plane. Sometimes like actually I love
Speaker 2: a good man's playing because that you saw my genuine
Speaker 2: reaction on camera. I was smiling. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is so smart.
Speaker 4: I thought you wanted me to tell you.
Speaker 2: I want you to man's plain all over me?
Speaker 3: Okay, what.
Speaker 1: Like what does that mean? Man's plaining all over him?
Speaker 1: Like like with Jim?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Okay?
Speaker 1: Literally takes nothing to sexualize this, but.
Speaker 2: Like y'all, it takes nothing to sexualize that bitch like you.
Speaker 2: Actually it takes a lot a slut bitch. Okay, bodied body, body, body, Okay.
Speaker 3: I am serving body.
Speaker 2: If the Ukrainian Russian conflicts conflict gets any worse, I
Speaker 2: might have to do something about it.
Speaker 3: I might have to Why are you stuppen now, Drew,
Speaker 3: Like why let it get that far?
Speaker 2: No, if it gets anywhere, I might have to do
Speaker 2: something about it.
Speaker 3: I literally have I'm not getting zero information on that,
Speaker 3: like zero information I know, and you don't have to
Speaker 3: tell me because I literally didn't.
Speaker 2: Ask, like I I was gonna say, I don't really know.
Speaker 3: Literally, in my era of I live in bliss, like
Speaker 3: nothing fucking exists.
Speaker 2: It's actually it's genuinely nice. I just know that Ukraine
Speaker 2: and Russia are fighting.
Speaker 1: I just know I have to post on IG soon.
Speaker 3: Yep, Like I know I have to.
Speaker 1: Post an IG picture. Like that's what I know. Like
Speaker 1: I know three things wingbat, post.
Speaker 2: On IG, bathtime, WINGBA Junior three thousand. I need two
Speaker 2: wing bots for what when one dies?
Speaker 3: No, I don't need to go further.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you whisper it to me? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, n I'm just expanding my horizons.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a good one. I told Kai I
Speaker 2: sometimes sleep without a pillow on purpose, and he called
Speaker 2: me a monster.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai literally freaked out at me.
Speaker 3: When it feels so good to have your head.
Speaker 2: Like that bad Yeah, when it's like breaking your neck.
Speaker 4: He said that you use your arms.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time too. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Most nights I sleep like this, Like I don't like
Speaker 3: have a pillow and I sleep on my arm.
Speaker 1: It's actually a big issue.
Speaker 4: Look at me.
Speaker 1: It hurts and melting. Are you embarrassed by that fucking
Speaker 1: head of hair? Yes, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 2: Baby, so bad. Alright, I'm in straight mode.
Speaker 1: Now what does that mean?
Speaker 2: I'm giving straight?
Speaker 1: You give me fucking high on math?
Speaker 2: You look like right now, straight as hell, we should.
Speaker 1: Start making math. Like actually, the.
Speaker 2: Three of those we could, we could trick.
Speaker 1: Everybody breaking bad style.
Speaker 2: I'm Walter, fuck you, I'll be Jesse.
Speaker 4: Sorry you look you look straight and sexy at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 2: Stop. Okay, wait, what what about it? Though?
Speaker 3: What can y'all have sex when we're not doing our
Speaker 3: goddamn job?
Speaker 2: Okay? How do people do it? Wait? What? How do
Speaker 2: people do it? How the funk do people? Oh?
Speaker 3: I freg how did you read that and understand like
Speaker 3: what you were thinking?
Speaker 2: How do people do it? How the funk do people
Speaker 2: work all the time. I'm genuinely tweaked out, but I
Speaker 2: wrote that early today when I was having my conniption fit.
Speaker 2: I have never had withdrawal from nicotine once in my
Speaker 2: entire life. And then that super vape that I got
Speaker 2: on the road trip literally entered my bloodstream at an
Speaker 2: alarming rate, and my blood to nicotine level was like
Speaker 2: way too high or something. And when I quit this
Speaker 2: is the first time in my life because I was
Speaker 2: trying to quit, like it we don't have to get
Speaker 2: into it, but I was trying to quit because I
Speaker 2: was like, I literally collapsed my left lung, like it
Speaker 2: hurts so bad to breathe, Like this is not okay,
Speaker 2: Like this is the worst thing I've ever put in
Speaker 2: my body. I need to chill. Hedonistic year over, Like
Speaker 2: I had my fun January. It's done, and then I
Speaker 2: tried to quit and I was so angry and pissy
Speaker 2: and stressed the past past week. Yeah, and also it
Speaker 2: doesn't help. It doesn't help that the puff was smoking.
Speaker 2: The puff that I was smoking was literally like I
Speaker 2: was smoking cotton, like it was dead for like a week.
Speaker 3: I have nothing to say that because I'm not addicted
Speaker 3: to anything other than slang. So like, it's like you're
Speaker 3: putting me in a tough position where I have nothing
Speaker 3: to give you. You look so fucking gross when you.
Speaker 2: Do that face snapchat me that pussy.
Speaker 3: Oh I I'd like to think that I want to
Speaker 3: enter like a nicer era of my life where I'm
Speaker 3: like a little bit nicer. But I want to shoot people. Look,
Speaker 3: I want to buy a bb gun and just kind
Speaker 3: of shoot people on the feet.
Speaker 2: Look what I have written down in my notes.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not happening, entering our nice era. No, No,
Speaker 3: it can happen. I'm just trying I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I want to be nice.
Speaker 4: You should practice on me nice.
Speaker 3: I literally started them with a compliment, and you're being
Speaker 3: fucking greedy compliments.
Speaker 2: Now ka, you are like a flower and you but
Speaker 2: oh what that was actually the meanest thing you've ever said. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and every I'm trying to think of a fucking way
Speaker 2: to put this beautifully, but my brain is literally the off.
Speaker 2: You're like a flower and you bloom, and there's so
Speaker 2: many layers. You're like a blooming onion from You're like
Speaker 2: a blooming onion from the outback steakhouse. There's so many
Speaker 2: layers to you, and it's crispy.
Speaker 3: I like, can you when we work the blooming onion reference?
Speaker 3: The thing is, I am nice, but I show love
Speaker 3: with anger. Yeah, and I do fight everyone.
Speaker 2: I think there is like validity to that though.
Speaker 1: It's like how literally it's.
Speaker 2: Not like it's not like a like everybody that is
Speaker 2: like that I'm hateful to like knows that I love them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when I like that is so.
Speaker 2: It's like when I see a I just thought about that.
Speaker 2: So everybody that I mean to like knows that it's
Speaker 2: coming from a loving place.
Speaker 3: No, it's literally like when I see a duel, like
Speaker 3: I just like that head and swinger over my head
Speaker 3: like a little fucking helicopter and slam her body against
Speaker 3: the wall and killer and then like watch her come
Speaker 3: back to life.
Speaker 1: But like I can't do that, so like that's what
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: To humans, not exactly that, but like you get me,
Speaker 3: Like it's like that, Yeah, I want to do that
Speaker 3: to a zool out of love. And then I shouldn't
Speaker 3: be like I I can't do anything but use my
Speaker 3: words with fult winger.
Speaker 2: I've literally never been this domed in my life. I'm
Speaker 2: like high as fuck up this vape right now. I'm
Speaker 2: not even hitting today.
Speaker 3: Drew was like stressing the fuck out and he's like,
Speaker 3: I literally need to hit a dab right now. I
Speaker 3: need to to the fuck out.
Speaker 2: I literally kill me.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. For some reason, I border and almost
Speaker 3: took a serious because I was like, we have to
Speaker 3: film podcast tonight if he hits anything, like we're not
Speaker 3: doing ship for two.
Speaker 2: And then I like maybe.
Speaker 3: I like laughed at the idea of both of us,
Speaker 3: like if I hit a dab, I would actually die.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what like technically makes a dab
Speaker 3: a dab.
Speaker 2: It's just the pure like almost the form of THC.
Speaker 2: So it's math basically.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't like. I can't like. I can't like.
Speaker 3: We some somehow, like every three episodes we get to
Speaker 3: talking about weed. But I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 3: It doesn't fucking exist, and neither do you, the person.
Speaker 3: If you're watching this, you literally don't exist. You gotta
Speaker 3: get up, and you gotta.
Speaker 2: Go to figure your shit out. I'm not kidding. Get
Speaker 2: and run around, because wake up, wake up, wake up,
Speaker 2: wake up. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Speaker 2: You're not alive. You're not alive. I'm talking to you
Speaker 2: right now. It's in your head. It's in your head.
Speaker 2: Everything is in your head.
Speaker 1: You're not breathing. That's about it, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a couple more notes that I could read.
Speaker 1: The thing is you always are like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: notes I can read, and it's the most like blasphemous
Speaker 1: nothing this ever, it's.
Speaker 2: Like I am a changed man. You know how earlier
Speaker 2: in the podcast, I was very against meat on the bone.
Speaker 2: I had those chicken wings, dude, it was it changed me.
Speaker 2: And yeah, those wings, what was it from Mason spot
Speaker 2: American Deli where those where it was from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those changes, maybe it sound like Mason owns American
Speaker 3: Delly those it was his recommendation.
Speaker 2: Those literally changed everything about me.
Speaker 3: Like me off the bone is like I just feel
Speaker 3: like a little fucking animal when I sit, when I
Speaker 3: crouch at our coffee table in the living.
Speaker 1: Room, and I'm just like eating like and tearing into me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is it, this is I'm human my feet.
Speaker 2: I need to go.
Speaker 3: Outside the cut her.
Speaker 2: I need to start walking around with their shoes.
Speaker 3: The most human shit I've ever done is when I
Speaker 3: went to Big Sirt and was like hiking and then
Speaker 3: took off my shoes and like stood in the water
Speaker 3: for a second and then started eating a mingo with
Speaker 3: my bare hands, and like I was just like all
Speaker 3: sticky and like like I felt like a little like monkey.
Speaker 3: The juice all over Yeah, I did juice all over
Speaker 3: the place. Like my stained all of the Big sur
Speaker 3: National Park. What I stained it with my juices? And
Speaker 3: I peed on everything. I didn't even know a human
Speaker 3: should I bring this out? Drew?
Speaker 1: I think needs help.
Speaker 2: I got a new instrument. If you're visually watching, you
Speaker 2: can already. See if you're audio listening, here's a little taste.
Speaker 1: If iPhones didn't exist, you'd be living under a bridge.
Speaker 3: Like iPhones did not exist, I don't know where that
Speaker 3: fuck you would be. You'd be in the middle of
Speaker 3: Brand Mary, like digging a hole to the other side
Speaker 3: of the earth.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just preface this. It has what is
Speaker 2: this three quarters check, So you connect it to an
Speaker 2: interface and you can add reverberation and ship to it,
Speaker 2: and it does sound actually really beautiful, but like raw
Speaker 2: out of the instrument. It's giving nothing. It's giving like metal.
Speaker 1: It's giving like you got highest ship and you thought
Speaker 1: you were about to build.
Speaker 3: Like a LA device.
Speaker 2: It's give.
Speaker 3: It schizophreni And I'm just so curious, like, what are
Speaker 3: the things that we say on the podcast that in
Speaker 3: two months when people decide they've had enough, they they're
Speaker 3: done seeing us, they don't want to see us anymore.
Speaker 1: What are the clips that they're going to bring up
Speaker 1: and be like, these motherfuckers are.
Speaker 2: Evil Everything I've ever seen, literally everything I've.
Speaker 3: Said, Yeah, because you're fucking sexist, you're probably not yep,
Speaker 3: actually no, you're standamatic. Yeah, you're stand worthy.
Speaker 2: Yes, stand me, slay me.
Speaker 3: Like you have no fucking life in your eyes. Times
Speaker 3: sometimes you look like I can go PLoP you with
Speaker 3: all my other dolls and you just live.
Speaker 2: That actually sounds like my dream.
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking giddy. I wish I was like a
Speaker 3: poster someone could hang up and then when they're over me,
Speaker 3: they could just crumble me up and like I could
Speaker 3: disintegrate into the earth.
Speaker 2: When I was over prescribed medication in high school, like
Speaker 2: when they were I don't have I talked about the
Speaker 2: stack that they had me on now. In high school,
Speaker 2: I was prescribed a thirty milligram via vans in the morning,
Speaker 2: along with the kalanapin at the same time. So I
Speaker 2: was literally doing a speedball every morning. And then I
Speaker 2: would go to school and halfway through the day I
Speaker 2: would go to the nurse and take a fifteen milligram
Speaker 2: instant release adderall and then I would get home from
Speaker 2: school and this was all legally prescribed to me by
Speaker 2: a pill pushing doctor. It was not okay. And then
Speaker 2: I would go home and have the option of taking
Speaker 2: a literal bar of xanax, which is like fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I was sixteen years old, seventeen years old. I literally yeah,
Speaker 2: I was on my ruse shit. But I always described
Speaker 2: the experience as like being wallpaper. I was like, I
Speaker 2: literally felt like wallpaper and like like I was just
Speaker 2: like peeling off the way.
Speaker 3: Were you like wallpaper and like a Miami bathroom with
Speaker 3: no ventilation and humidity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like stained and it was peeling on
Speaker 2: like air bubbles behind it. Yeah it was. It was
Speaker 2: not chill wallpaper. But like now I kind of missed
Speaker 2: that feeling and I wish I could go back to
Speaker 2: just being wallpaper.
Speaker 3: That's literally like what I always say, Yeah, peak of
Speaker 3: human exists to sadness, so rest in it and enjoy it,
Speaker 3: because that's when you feel most alive.
Speaker 2: You can't be happy without sadness. Someone was like, why
Speaker 2: does God allow so much suffering? Because you wouldn't be
Speaker 2: able to appreciate the.
Speaker 1: Good because it's literally fun.
Speaker 3: It is so fun to be sad, like like, oh,
Speaker 3: it feels so like when you're out of it, like
Speaker 3: obviously when you're in it, it's like detrimental and you're like,
Speaker 3: how am I supposed to exist?
Speaker 2: Like how am I going to get?
Speaker 3: Literally like so hard? Like why am I here? But
Speaker 3: then when you're out of it and you're like just
Speaker 3: plateauing and you're not necessarily happy, but you're just like
Speaker 3: living existence as normal humans should, Like you just missed
Speaker 3: that pit.
Speaker 2: Like it's like a nice like what if you're gut
Speaker 2: this is the scaries stot, but like what if, like
Speaker 2: we're out of like our chemical balancing eras and we're
Speaker 2: just not clinically depressed anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm literally not because I'm running from something.
Speaker 2: I said it this morning.
Speaker 3: You send it to manifest something you're trying so hard.
Speaker 1: To put that it's there.
Speaker 2: I say this morning, I was like, I'm on the border.
Speaker 2: I'm about to fall I'm about to fall deep.
Speaker 3: I'm literally free soloing my mental health right now. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: That is a crazy and now that's so sick.
Speaker 3: I am running. I'm running faster than I've ever ran
Speaker 3: in my life. Like there cannot be a moment.
Speaker 1: Of silence, no moments of rethinking decisions, no moments of.
Speaker 2: Thinking about drown yourself and work.
Speaker 3: I just drowned.
Speaker 1: I drown in.
Speaker 3: Thoughts of everything else but my own existence. It's and
Speaker 3: I'm fucking serving you. Literally happy here than fucking anybody
Speaker 3: on earth.
Speaker 2: Yes, probably not happier than me.
Speaker 3: No, I am bibbs.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna use the analogy that Josh has been
Speaker 2: using a bunch where it's like football players the reason
Speaker 2: why they're so good it's I think it's who Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I I cannot believe I'm fucking referencing this
Speaker 2: person right now, Kai who wrote Infinite Jest, David Foster
Speaker 2: Wallace has this really cool analogy that Josh keeps telling me,
Speaker 2: and I literally love it so much. It's not even analogy,
Speaker 2: it's just like an observation he made about like, uh,
Speaker 2: like people who are like the best at their sports.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like botch it. I don't even want to
Speaker 2: get into it. But basically, the like gist of it
Speaker 2: is like people who are the best at their sports
Speaker 2: are like the best because like their brains are empty,
Speaker 2: and like they don't even realize that they're the best,
Speaker 2: like kind of but maybe that's not giving them enough
Speaker 2: credit and maybe but I botched it, Like I said,
Speaker 2: ignore everything.
Speaker 3: I just said no, because now like they're literally gonna.
Speaker 2: Go and requote you please never quote me, Drew Phillips,
Speaker 2: never do it. Actually quote me on that. Quote me
Speaker 2: on that, never quote.
Speaker 3: Me, what is that?
Speaker 4: What is that.
Speaker 1: You are freaking out right now?
Speaker 2: Dude? I have literally felt so fucked up all day
Speaker 2: and like I finally feel kind of normal. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on with my brain. I think it's
Speaker 2: like I don't know. Now. I'm a walking conundrum because
Speaker 2: I literally drink sit here and drink my electrolytes. I
Speaker 2: eat my fifty vitamins every morning, I take my tinctures,
Speaker 2: my mushroom extracts, and then I hit my puff bar.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 3: It's all about balance. You can do good and bad
Speaker 3: things and still enjoy life.
Speaker 1: Quote me on that.
Speaker 3: Like literally, like I just made that shit up.
Speaker 2: What are the bad things? How far are the bad things?
Speaker 3: Is? You could do literally anything you want because you
Speaker 3: can make whatever decisions you want.
Speaker 2: Like that is like what human life is, and that's
Speaker 2: like quantum simulation.
Speaker 3: But I feel you every single day I wake up
Speaker 3: and there I literally I right now in this moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got right here, Like I can't.
Speaker 3: I just wake up and then I live all day
Speaker 3: and then it's time to go to sleep, and I
Speaker 3: don't know what happens in between, and whatever happens in between,
Speaker 3: it's honestly not my fault.
Speaker 2: Like I'm literally describing like normal life now I'm on autopilot.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, put me on autopilot, please, please do something.
Speaker 2: Put me on that was gonna suck. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say it. I lost it. I've lost it. I've lost it.
Speaker 3: This podcast is literally just like every episode seeing how
Speaker 3: much like little and little of like human lives we
Speaker 3: have behind our eyes as of right now. No, I'm
Speaker 3: literally fucking awesome, and I could take on any motherfucker
Speaker 3: watching this. I could literally take the fuck out of you.
Speaker 3: I could. I wish I had the human shrug to
Speaker 3: pick someone up and throw them in fucking traffic, because
Speaker 3: I would do it.
Speaker 2: I'm becoming self aware again.
Speaker 3: I'm literally the complete opposite. I'm so lacking.
Speaker 1: Clarity. I'm lacking clarity.
Speaker 2: How do I fix that?
Speaker 3: Go to fucking therapy?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have therapy tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I'm not going it's not going I'm literally she's gonna
Speaker 3: come in and be like, what, No, you can't. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I have to talk.
Speaker 2: How long have we been on kai fun.
Speaker 1: We can just end this episode with saying Kai is sexy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai hot. Also streaming is fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the fun thing we actually did this
Speaker 3: week because I literally want to be a streamer so bad.
Speaker 3: I used to do it.
Speaker 1: Twitch was so fun.
Speaker 3: But my Mac it literally destroyed my computer. Like my
Speaker 3: computer is it' a newer computer anyways? Isn't a newer
Speaker 3: computer anyway, so it was bound to happen. But the
Speaker 3: second I downloaded obs onto my like iMac, it destroyed
Speaker 3: it and I couldn't stream again.
Speaker 2: You know what we could talk about is the Andrea
Speaker 2: from Andrea Lopez. Andrea Lopez from the discord you you.
Speaker 3: Take, well, I'll just like give like a brief like
Speaker 3: basically through our Patreon. We have a discord and I
Speaker 3: went in there the other day and people were like,
Speaker 3: how do you feel about Andrea Lopez? And they kept
Speaker 3: saying it to me, and like sometimes they'll do that
Speaker 3: in the discord and it's like them calling out their
Speaker 3: friends just to like have a moment where like I
Speaker 3: can say something funny about their friends. But I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know who the fuck this is, Like they're
Speaker 3: not in chat right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is. So I was just
Speaker 1: like who the fuck is that? And they were like,
Speaker 1: it's our friends, and they were like, have Drew fill
Speaker 1: you in?
Speaker 3: But I fully forgot about it until today.
Speaker 2: Yes it was Sorry, I just got another message that
Speaker 2: scared me. But uh yeah, Andrea Lopez Basically, long story short,
Speaker 2: I'll just give it away. In the very beginning, the
Speaker 2: entire server was catfished by Andrea Lopez and like, this
Speaker 2: person does not exist, never existed, and spoke in the
Speaker 2: most insane like way I've ever seen, like like it
Speaker 2: was like so deranged, and it was just hilarious. And
Speaker 2: she was like super problematic and just like really evil,
Speaker 2: and everyone was like, who.
Speaker 1: The fuck is she was thirty five with two kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty five with two kids and constantly dropping her
Speaker 2: kids off at school, and like all this crazy. This
Speaker 2: is a fake, made up person. Someone sat in their
Speaker 2: room and made this person up and catfished literally everyone
Speaker 2: in their genius for it.
Speaker 1: And also the person who did it.
Speaker 3: Had conversations with themselves off this course, so made everyone
Speaker 3: not even for one second think it was them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is hilarious, It's awesome. And it took them
Speaker 2: so long to get to the bottom of who it
Speaker 2: was and like people were forming like real relationships and
Speaker 2: friendships with this like thirty five year old in our discord,
Speaker 2: and like she wasn't real the entire time.
Speaker 1: Also, it's just so funny, like that would happen in
Speaker 1: our discord. Yeah, like we promote.
Speaker 3: Such like vile behavior such as lying for fun, and
Speaker 3: someone literally was like, I'm gonna get on here and
Speaker 3: lie for fun.
Speaker 2: They say we are irs. I say, don't call please,
Speaker 2: they call call call, I don't give that's like messages
Speaker 2: about her or her that she said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone was like she someone was talking to her
Speaker 3: and then they were like I know, I'm funny, and
Speaker 3: she goes, yes, like my old husband sad face like
Speaker 3: eluding that like her husband's either dead or like she
Speaker 3: got a divorce.
Speaker 2: Sorry I can't, but yes, it was insane.
Speaker 1: What was the They also made her homophobic, yeah.
Speaker 2: Which is not chill at all, like literally not chill
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: It would be like someone would say like be who
Speaker 2: you are with the Rainbow pride a flag and she
Speaker 2: would say.
Speaker 3: No, no, but yeah, we I just we had to
Speaker 3: call like mention that because it's so fucking funny. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's that on that on that we're making an
Speaker 3: army of liars, messandris sleighs.
Speaker 2: Evil diabolical people.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, media media of the Sleigh.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll start, let's do. The New Vegan album is
Speaker 2: really cool.
Speaker 3: It all the way.
Speaker 2: It's like seventy five songs long. It's a really long album.
Speaker 2: But there's a bunch of really good songs. You can
Speaker 2: just pick and choose. Really nice album. I really like
Speaker 2: All I Think About Now by the Sies. It's a
Speaker 2: really cute song. It might not be cute. I don't
Speaker 2: listen to lyrics, so it could be like really evil.
Speaker 2: And then Desire by Moody Man. I'm on a Moody
Speaker 2: Man kick right now.
Speaker 1: That's a really good song. Okay, I'm getting used to you, Barcelina,
Speaker 1: Like I I like, why do I feel like I
Speaker 1: can't say that.
Speaker 3: I've just been listening to the Outcast album speaker Box
Speaker 3: the Love Below. This is gonna be like literally inflammatory
Speaker 3: on my name and people are gonna be mad at me.
Speaker 3: But I had never listened to Big Boys side of
Speaker 3: that album, like I just always cared about like Andre
Speaker 3: three thousand, what me too? Oh, it's really fucking good,
Speaker 3: Like I had heard songs, but like it was never like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play this album all the way through.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: And obviously there's like a really popular song from his
Speaker 3: side that was like a single, but yeah, it's really
Speaker 3: fucking good.
Speaker 1: And then Curven light by mid Air.
Speaker 3: Thief and Eyes without a Face Billy Idol, and then
Speaker 3: the movie is Timey Up, Timey Down by.
Speaker 2: Yeah is his name.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's his name.
Speaker 2: My movie is a movie that you were watching today
Speaker 2: and I just injured. Yeah, I need to rewatch that
Speaker 2: because that's really really good. I went on such a
Speaker 2: tangent about Sean Baker a good I don't think it.
Speaker 3: Was a tangent. Yeah, it was really good. It was
Speaker 3: just like your opinion.
Speaker 1: He's a really good filmmaker. Has he made anything after
Speaker 1: Florida Project.
Speaker 2: I think he made a movie recently, like Red Rocket
Speaker 2: or something with Sean Penn, not Sean Pin. Maybe it's Seanpin.
Speaker 2: He just released a movie like twenty twenty one. I think.
Speaker 3: Let me make sure Florida Project is a I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure most of you have seen it. That's like one
Speaker 3: of my favorite fucking movies ever. I watched that in
Speaker 3: theaters like four times. I missed that era of my
Speaker 3: life when I would see a movie that I liked
Speaker 3: so much, I would go and pay to watch it again.
Speaker 3: Just movies don't do that for me anymore.
Speaker 2: Like there's no Simon Rex, not Sean Pin, but yeah
Speaker 2: red Rocket.
Speaker 3: Simon Rex, Orange County.
Speaker 2: Yes, only he bodies that role, which is really cool.
Speaker 1: Can I smell your feet before we go?
Speaker 2: No? Please? Please?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that.
Speaker 1: Was it for this episode.
Speaker 3: Me and you were gonna go make out.
Speaker 1: With lots of tongue.
Speaker 2: Now it's gonna be sloppy, Like, how do you buy
Speaker 3: Three