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Speaker 1: It's another twenties. Hello, Yeah, I was looking for Mark. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Mark. Hey, this is Buttons. Who? Who? Buttons?

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Speaker 1: I'm the singing telegram that you signed up for for Valentine.

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Speaker 1: For Valentine's Day? You signed up on our website. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Oh you're right? Yeah, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: You know, I just got some of the crud, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh right? Yeah? So you wanna you want me to

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Speaker 1: sing a song to who for Valentine's Day? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I uh? Are you the one doing the singing or

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Speaker 1: you know, can I tell you something? Yeah? I used

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Speaker 1: to be somebody, man. You know, this is from the website.

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Speaker 1: It shows all over the world for like the army

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Speaker 1: and the Vietnam once. Pretty sure I got a hooker

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Speaker 1: pregnant there, but who knows? Right? Yeah? You know that

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Speaker 1: was my life. That was my life. You know. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to do somebody this thing, I like a romantic like, yeah, chief,

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Speaker 1: that's me. I'm just telling you, like, I used to

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Speaker 1: be somebody and now I'm doing that. You know. So

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Speaker 1: you booked a singing telegram for your wife. Tell me

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Speaker 1: a little bit about her. How long have you guys

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Speaker 1: been together? I've been married for three years. That's like

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Speaker 1: twice as long as any relationship I've ever been able

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Speaker 1: to hold down. Good for you, Yeah, I hear you. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I never read a relationship with my dad either, never

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Speaker 1: read anybody I'm close to. Um, could I call you back?

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Speaker 1: What if you do? You have a number I can

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Speaker 1: call you back at? Is there a problem? I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: this sounds like a weird fit. I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like you're going through some hard times,

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Speaker 1: which I can you know, I hear you, brother, but

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Speaker 1: hard times? How about rock Bottom? Brother? One day you're

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Speaker 1: one of the biggest clowns working right, everybody knows your name,

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Speaker 1: everybody knows Buttons. And then the next and then the

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Speaker 1: next day you're working for some pimp names Silky Right.

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Speaker 1: All right, dude, Yeah, I gotta do an unspeakable thing

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Speaker 1: enough money to buy a cheeseburger. Let me look at

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Speaker 1: the form. I fold out again because I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is going to work out. Um, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to sing a song for your wife for Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 1: Would you stop being such a little about it? You

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Speaker 1: juste Is there like a manager or somebody that is like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just tired of talking to people like you are

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Speaker 1: just scared to pull the trigger. You know, there's somebody

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Speaker 1: else I could talk to you. That'd be great, you know, Mark,

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Speaker 1: I like you, Man, I like you. Yeah, I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: That makes my day. Man, I'm glad you liked me.

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Speaker 1: But but I think you're a bit of a loser,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I need to speak to somebody else. Or

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Speaker 1: my dad said that to me once. My dad said

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Speaker 1: that to me once. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Man. You

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Speaker 1: always still live with him? Actually I did. I lived

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Speaker 1: in his attic for years and then he just took

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Speaker 1: off and left me high and dry. But I told

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Speaker 1: myself I'd never be like him, and I'm gonna follow through.

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Speaker 1: That's why Buttons is going to do this for you.

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Speaker 1: My credit card better not be charged for this. By

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Speaker 1: the way, if there's any story, I will dispute the

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Speaker 1: day of that. Man, I'm gonna go ahead and come

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Speaker 1: over to your place and party. Man, No you're not.

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Speaker 1: I already got your information from the website and everything else. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'll just sing a song to your wife, get her

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Speaker 1: all ready to go, and then the three of us

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Speaker 1: are stop talking about my wife like that. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this. You got a hot tub. I

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Speaker 1: don't have a hot tub, and I'm tired of talking

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Speaker 1: to some depressed clown. You could either give you your manager,

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Speaker 1: or you can go for yourself all day long. I

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Speaker 1: can do that all day long. I can do that

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Speaker 1: all day. Sure, you can go back to whatever are

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Speaker 1: you crawled out of your sad dad stories. I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of it. What if I just tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call? If I do that instead,

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Speaker 1: you man, Jesus, this is this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving eighty two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Jesus. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Patty set you up. She told us. She said

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Speaker 1: that you signed up for some sort of singing telegram online.

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Speaker 1: I wanted me to mess with you. That was so weird.

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Speaker 1: I I'm one hundred percent serious about that hot tap

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Speaker 1: party though. Here into it. Shut up buttons. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewel phone taps, weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties point five, we go back. This is the moment

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Speaker 1: to night is the night our hands up like the

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Speaker 1: ceiling can holder like the ceiling can hold on. We

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Speaker 1: go back. This is the moment tonight. This is built

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Speaker 1: by dealing dope back. So we brought our hands