WEBVTT - Ep188: Slob On My Knob 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:13.000 Hey, guys, welcome to another week, another episode of Oh Damn, 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.400 she loves I don't know announced I don't know if 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:20.880 you gonna have, I don't have. I don't chill bro Anyways, guys, 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:24.079 it's kind of crazy. Of course, you guys have like 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:25.800 grown with us over the last three and half years, 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:32.080 But yesterday I entered is it adult, it's adulthood. I 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.239 think actually in your thirties of adulthood. I think your 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:40.640 twenties still figuring it out. No, it's still figuring it out. Um. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:44.000 And I know, like the pressure of entering thirty is like, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:46.479 holy sh it, you gotta have your ship together. And 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:47.839 I was talking to my friend the other day and 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.680 I was just like, damn, if there was any way 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.600 I could enter my thirties, it would be like how 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:58.320 I've entered my thirties, like with a savings account, with 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:00.960 money that I never thought I would have, with a 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:08.679 nigga that I like a lot. Um Um. I don't know, 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:13.760 Like I mean, I'm happy, Like thirty was scary for me, 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.840 Like y'all know, if y'all listen to us, from the 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.640 very beginning, I used to think thirty year old niggas 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.120 was old a bitch was over here fucking a little 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:25.600 young things legal, legal, but young things. The older you get, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:29.000 you realize how young the older I get. I really, 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.039 I realized how the more money I make, I realized 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:35.400 how much I just view it differently. Like I remember 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.560 when we were talking like even with looking at how 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.600 apartments in New York and stuff like that, I was 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:45.559 just like three thousand, four thousand a month. There ain't 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.640 no way I'm paying a salary in rent. And now 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.520 I'm looking at fucking luxury buildings in Long Island City 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:57.559 I'll be paying No. No, it wasn't even a month ago. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.960 I mean, of course I've been looking at at mortgage 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:03.720 is but just the more like money I have coming in, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.520 there's just a lot happening, like I've started my own busy. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.239 It's like it's it's exciting. It's all about how much 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.880 it weighs with your income, right, which is again back 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.480 when I remember years of my life where I didn't 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:21.040 see thirty thousand dollars. So the idea of someone just 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.919 paying thirty dollars for the year and rent it, I 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.880 could not see it. It did not make sense to me. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.600 So the fact that I'm now looking to possibly be 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.880 spending that much. It's it's really crazy to me. Um, 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.120 I'm blessed, y'all know I don't believe in the stars 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:42.560 and moons or whatever. Well now I mean I am still, 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.920 which I will say. That's the thing. I have a 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.760 two bedroom in the Bronx, so it's looking at these 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.519 I'm not going under a one and a half for 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.080 two bedroom, which is probably in this moment like on 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.320 Street Easy, I was looking the rents are down by 0:02:55.320 --> 0:03:00.280 like four hundred dollars. Bedroom loft in Soho for nine 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.600 hundred bucks, two floors, gorgeous, and I was like, wow, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.120 like as much as this shitty of a pandemic, Like 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.000 you can get what you want now. I actually called 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:10.919 to try to cop the two bedroom lost and I'm like, 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.520 I'm only doing it because I was like, this is 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.440 the only way to me it would make sense to 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.320 not buy a crib is if I was like getting 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.680 the best deal I could, right. So the lady took 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.880 it down to and I was like, oh fuck this. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:24.800 I called her and I was like, can I sign 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:29.280 a thirty six monthly twenty four monthly monthly? She's like no, no, 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.840 Then market's gonna go back up. Absolutely not. This is 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.720 right now. This is for the most crazy. Yeah. In 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:38.600 Long Island City there there they have specials for uh 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.160 two months free, but fourteen monthly they're not slick. But 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.080 I would definitely look for a twenty four monthlies or 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.280 something like to lock in these prices. But um, guys, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.160 I didn't you know. Welcome to horrible decisions again. I 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:55.640 just want to say, I'm just excited. I'm older, I'm wiser, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.800 I have a lot to be proud of. UM. I 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.920 want to shout out to our listeners overall the YouTube, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.040 um and everywhere else that you're listening to us. If 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:08.120 you're watching us on YouTube, y'all see those slightly new 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:13.119 cover art behind us. To Graham, we found him on 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.800 Twitter through a tweet where I was bitching about another 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:20.320 person and was like need a black graphic designer, And 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.520 people were in the d ms like, well, I'm not black, 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.800 per se No, but you're not what is not black? 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.400 Per se? Me? I'm not black, but I'm good at 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.720 what I do. And it's just like, I mean, sure 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:37.680 you are, ma'am. I mean you know, I mean to me, 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:42.000 it's I mean, whatever does the best job, No, I'm good. Well, 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:46.080 we got Graham. We have way too many black people 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.960 that are not being utilized because because they're black, because 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:53.280 of their blackness, they can't reach the levels of whether 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.719 it be followers or notoriety, that other people are getting. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:59.279 And I think that's more so the issue with who 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.440 does the better job. I think that we can't even 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.160 see past that, right, Like when looking at let's say 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.279 a lawyer or a realtor or something like that, it's like, 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.599 fuck it, I'm just gonna pick everybody back black and 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.840 then out of the three, I'll figure out who's the best. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.960 We gotta do that ship we're there's there's podcasts that 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:17.600 are good about sex that someone's going to talk about, right, 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:19.840 they're going to mention another one. But why won't they 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.480 mention horrible decisions because maybe our numbers not there when 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.640 we're just as funny as someone who's up to the 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:29.560 charts like black is I'm supporting nothing but black businesses. 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.839 But we also had a black designer who showed his 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:36.160 motherfucking don't keys for the first go about So but anyways, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.600 go ahead, catch us up what you got, uh, So 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.080 you know what you kind of wanted to talk about 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.440 I squirted it's p and it's not Maybe you just pissed. No, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.680 I didn't piss, But I'm saying like the remnants of 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.839 pre in there for one, and for two, I'm not 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:53.160 saying it's a whole squirting. I'm not saying it's all P, 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.039 but definitely there's some P in there. And the other 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.560 thing I found interesting one did you smell it? Did 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.120 you taste it? I tasted it. You tasted it, and 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.520 it just tasted like pe. No, it was a little 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.360 bit like the remnants of p you were in it, 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.000 but it was definitely squirt because the consistency was different. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.760 But what I'm saying is, how do you know it 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.839 was pete? Have you tried and drink peopleful? Um? No? 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.080 But I feel like sometimes you can smell and taste 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.840 the same thing. Just say you'd enjoined some piscus. Well, 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.239 I'm a pussy. That was a little pissy, or maybe 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.840 like I've sucked the nigga's dick and there might have 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.240 been like a little like I've tasted pissing that way 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.080 from head, you know what I mean? So I tasted 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.919 it with my own squirt. Now, the one thing I 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.760 found interesting is you had mentioned. I talked about this 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.360 with Tahoe in Orlando on Harder Soft. You had mentioned 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.560 squirting is your strongest orgasm you've had at the time 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.920 you said that at the time, I mean right now, 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.120 just multiple orgasms to me is just this wasn't a 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.920 strong another It was still good. I felt a very 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:59.160 big like pique, Russian like like release. However, I've had 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:03.120 stronger organ asms that weren't the squirre right now. It's 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:07.680 it's the amount of orgasms and how much, how back 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.360 to back they are as to how my intensity is. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.000 But to me, I'm not gonna lie. When I squired 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.600 it for the first couple of times, bitch, I cried 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.360 like there were tears. It's like my pussy release and 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.680 my eyes released. My pussy and my eyes both of 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.920 them released water. I was I was crying, my pussy 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.320 was crying. It was really pouring. It was just my 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.800 whole body released all of the moisture. My art pits 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:34.640 probably got sweaty. I just don't know. But everything came 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.320 more Kink of the week because we ran out. Sometimes 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.680 you found your way by telling you that is like, 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.000 do you remember kink for knk of the week for armpits. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.920 Oh yeah, it look I remember all the time because 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.040 anytime I have a picture where like I'm leaning back 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.640 with my hand on my head and the arm and 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.040 you know what's so funny? I just did who did 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.440 I just take pictures with oh, shout out depthy. I 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.760 just had a photo shoot and literally I was like, oh, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.360 don't get my art pit. I hate my arm why. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.559 I don't know, I don't see. I am not gonna 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:05.720 show you my art pits right now. What else could see? 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:09.800 I don't even know. I just don't like my heartpits color. Yeah, 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.880 it's like a little it doesn't look like it's like 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.080 a little great tone to me. I just don't maybe 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.200 the alderant, but I don't like my little armpits. What's 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.000 wrong with it? You just gotta get a shaved down 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.560 I don't like. And that's another thing. My art pit 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.960 hair be growing quicker than my pussy here. So I 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.440 just don't like my armpits. But stay away from armpits. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.120 Not gonna lie. And I'm ticklish, So my nigga now 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:35.439 just he know I'm ticklish. I start parting. Oh I 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.800 edn touch me. I feel like that the sight of 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.040 a finger going through as soon as he immediately. The 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.200 other day, we was laying down after you don't suck 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:46.840 Me good, and I was just laying thank you, So 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.400 I laid down with him. I didn't say thank you, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.640 and he started rubbing on my shoulders. That was nice, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.160 and then he hit me somewhere. I was ticklish, and 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.000 then the nigga just kept tickling me. It was almost 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.400 like I was having a season cinema. I just started 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.360 dreaming to do the Tickled documentary. Have you watched it? 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.200 Where the guy gets young kids and he'll like take 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.360 tickling videos of them and then they can't get jobs 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.520 later in life and he'd be trying to like store them. Dog. Okay, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:16.120 everybody that is subscribed to Patreon or not subscribed Mandy 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.000 is going to watch this documentary. You're gonna love it. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.959 It's so freaky. Um, I'm not sure. Let me see 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.120 if you're watching Tickling documentary. Dude. I watched it with 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.120 Jeeves years ago and he's like when he found out 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.120 I had a sex podcast. He's like, wait, so it's 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:35.120 sexually tickling, bitch. Look at the trailer. It's called Tickled, 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.360 and basically it's a documentary about a guy that would 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.360 like pay people to like get tickled, and it's a 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.040 journalist who like but it goes insually, dude, it gets 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.720 so deep. It's not it's sex, it's everything. Because I 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.440 did tell you I did get paid one time when 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:50.720 I was younger, and I didn't know it was a 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:54.440 sexual thing. But someone paid me to do jiu jitsu 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.600 with him but in like, and I didn't know that 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.920 that was a whole lot, babe, the whole genre, which 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.520 I was like eighteen, but it was only like it 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.320 was like three dollars and I was like, you just 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:10.120 want to wrestle me? Okays moves? I didn't know it 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:14.920 was a whole were wearing a bikinia, but you knew 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.800 it was sexual when he had a bikini. But it's 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.440 not like popped out. They were just like it was 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.960 slow motion moves. We weren't actually wrestling. But yeah, I 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:28.560 was like, no, no, oh, something got off. We gotta 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.840 find that video. I gotta find a fucking picture of me, 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.520 like there was paint dripping down on my body. This 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.480 guy basically wanted to take pictures of paint dripping on me. 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.920 It took an hour, and I remember I couldn't see 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.240 because I was turned around. And I remember that photo 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.160 shoot that you didn't feel like he was drinking off. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.240 I remember that shoot that you did with the pain find. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.040 It was like blow in the dark paint right, No, 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.880 I know which one you're talking about that, but it 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.160 was something. It was It was green, yellow and black 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:59.320 because you know she was, Yeah, she really used to 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.720 beat in the club under age as fuck uh dancing dancing, 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:10.320 but you opened up for um man, isn't that crazy? Bro? 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:15.120 She was in high school another life, Okay, I was. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.480 I loved going the Jamaican Club because I'm a thought, 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.680 you know what I'm saying. And so at the Jamaican Club, 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.920 they not checking and I love drug dealers. They were 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:26.400 in there. So I would both with my friends and 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.560 then like this DJ was like I don't even want 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.800 to stay his name. No. DJ was like, yo, you 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:32.920 got to beat part of my dance crew. So then 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.560 he introduced me this hirement chard. He introduced me one 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.280 girl I knew from high school and the other girl 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.800 ended up in my roommate years later. So we're in 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.920 this fucking dance team. You were like two little light 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.079 skinned girls and this dark skinned girls. So it was 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.400 like all your flavors you can get, you know what 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.360 I'm saying. And it's so funny because my mom was like, 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.079 you know, you've got Jamaican invasion and you was it 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.079 Barbados Beisian. Yeah, that's right. I was in a Bermuda 0:11:56.440 --> 0:12:00.120 and you I'm like, really, bitch, now, I really out 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.000 of the club. So I used to go to club 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:03.679 be on my headtop and we used to do all 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.160 these dances and to anybody from the Islands listening, we 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.920 worked with fucking um what was it black playing that 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:15.600 dance group and crazy and fucking everybody. Oh my god, 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.800 it was like so much fun and like it's not 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:19.480 even like we were good. I could just get on 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.560 my head and I was cute, you know what I'm saying. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.360 And then there was this party you called wifey versus MATI. Now, 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.080 if you guys don't know what a mate is, do you? 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:31.640 So mate is a sideline home and the party was 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.920 called wifey versus Matian. At the time, I was dating 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.560 this DJ and I was like, oh, I'm wifey, right, 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:38.319 So the mate's were supposed to dress letty and the 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:42.600 wife he's dressed nice. Now, bitch, you know you wasn't 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:44.520 a wife the hole. I didn't know that. Well, I 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.960 would have told you he had a baby mama. We 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.040 would take we had pictures, he got the club. People 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.400 knew who we were, like you knew you was when 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.839 there was a baby on the way. Another one, well, 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.680 another one, so the initial child. I was like, Okay, 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.560 this comes with the package. Is cool? Plus not have 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.160 a sleep and over Like no, I didn't know this 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:04.200 is the gun under the pellow nigga? So I go 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.240 to the fucking why can I just tell you too? 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:11.520 That was probably the ugliest nigga that you have ever 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.319 like publicly claimed. And you really like that ugly nigga? 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:19.400 I don't know what like he went bright. He was 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:23.280 the ugliest nigga and he just did us so wrong. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.320 It was like you ugly and doing a bit wrong. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.720 Do you know he wrote me like a few years 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.679 ago talking about how good I look, and I wanted 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:35.280 to write him and be like you ugly mother. My 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.400 mom used to tell me how ugly he was. No, 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.040 we would go listen, I would come over to wheezy house. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.839 Miss Jule did not think she She was like, we 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.080 can just do so much better. But she liked this 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:51.640 little ugly man. I feel like she used to. Okay, wait, sorry, 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.760 I don't know wife an a two party, right, So 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.000 I know who my man is because he used to 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.160 do sound clashes and ship, and so a sound clash, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.000 to be honest with you'll kind of like a versus 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.400 type of vibe, like beating man, bounty killer. So like 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.120 basically both DJs would go against each other and ship 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.120 like that. But here's the t bitch, tell me how 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.040 I got in trouble for out in this nigga? No Lie, 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.160 me and char Oh. I didn't want to fund with 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:17.280 that bitch, so Charlie out at him, like how you 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.640 So Chardon was dating a DJ at the time and 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.320 I was dating a DJ at the time, and they 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.080 were going against each other in the oh I dated 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:28.480 a DJ later, Okay, I thought, so I told her 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:32.240 in confidence, like a few weeks before about how he 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:36.800 wanted me to eat his ass, right why we did this? 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:39.360 But I didn't know. Yeah, But also at this time, 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.560 we know Jamaican's act like they didn't even eat pussy 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:45.960 back exactly exactly, exactly exactly, So at the party, at 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.760 the fucking sound clash, my niggas beating the other like 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.840 he's doing real good in the clash, and then the 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.040 dude gets on the minke you're talking about yo yo yo. 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:58.160 I bet nobody know that he had bat Boy talking 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.280 about how he got an assay. This is wait, bro, 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.320 you were eating as a seventeen. I didn't do it, Oh, 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:08.280 but you just wanted He wanted me to bro bit 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.760 Hold on, mind you. I had to go home early 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.800 because I was legit. So I go home fucking this 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:15.560 nigga calls me at seven in the morning when the 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.440 clash is done, and I saw that he won from 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:18.960 my space. I was like, when we got baby brats. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:25.400 He's like, no, we gotta prop Yeah, you just said 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.360 I thought he won from my space. You know what 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.960 can we like? Jesus bitch shot called Chardy right. She 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:33.760 already know why I'm calling her. She an answering the 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.880 phone and she was pregnant. She's like, wheezy, don't even 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.480 stress me out. I was like, no, bitch, you're really 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:44.200 gonna tell y'all. Nigga, Oh my god, you it was 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.480 so funny. Oh what a time. Oh so the white 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.600 people tea party, so I wear all white like a 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.960 fucking bride bitch, because I Jesus because you you thought 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.920 you was pure. So I knew what his baby mama 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.520 looked like, and she was wearing the same attire, and 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:03.840 I was like, huh, I wonder who her man is? Yo, man, 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.040 Now this is the first time where I almost I 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:10.640 was about to get drunk. I was really really confused, y'all, like, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.840 because at that time I was just so gullible. I 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.920 believe whatever they could tell me. You know. By the way, y'all, 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:19.240 I ended up finding my photo bucket. So if y'all 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.440 are following us on Instagram, I'm gonna post some of 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:27.040 wheezies um um outfits and stuff from that time because 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.480 in my photo bucket. Okay, let me approve her first. Okay, yeah, 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.480 so I'm gonna send him to her if you follow 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.480 us patre. Okay, we'll put on Patreon. So if you 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:38.000 follow us on Patreon, we'll do a little clip to 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.960 show y'all like what this looked like. Because mind you, 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.800 they used to match like fucking Destiny's Child and all, 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.360 which I thought I wasn't like, listen, they did the 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.680 whole match, and so what happened with the baby mama 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.320 basically mate, I thought she was. She wrote about me 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:53.920 when she was like who did you come with? And 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:57.360 I'm like, who'd I come with? And ma, and I 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:02.640 was like, um, with my friends. So then she goes 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.560 over since think it starts making out with him. I 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:09.000 started crying, No, but you knew you should have just 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.720 brought some non whites, a bunch of bitches that liked 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:13.240 me at the because you know, I was really nice. 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:15.000 I was always talking to the girls and like giving 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.560 them ride homes. So they was like, yo, you want 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.040 us to beat her up? And I was like, that's 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:22.320 not fair, but yeah I do. Oh my god. Anyway, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.600 so I cried my motherfucking as home and he was 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.399 so sad, and then he called me and told me 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:27.840 he had to do that or she'd put him on 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:29.720 child sport. And I believed him because I was dumb, 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.359 dumb as fun. But it's okay, Wall anyway, let's go 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.840 ahead and get with the motherfucking vanilla ship. If you 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.960 guys are listening to us for the very first time 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.600 or you're new, that is so child, y'all know who 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:47.840 that is. I hate this ring Tom. That's all right, Um. Anyways, 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:49.520 if you guys are following us for the first time 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.119 or listening to us watching us on the YouTube are 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.240 Vanilla Ships. Segment is where we give y'all sex and 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.159 the news. That's right. So I found an article that 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.119 talked about all of the countries around the world of 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:05.399 legalized prostitution. Okay, now as far as the US, Nevada's legal, 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:07.640 but it has to be in a brothel. But if 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.880 you want to take a little trip once the borders open, 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:11.800 here's where you can go. Now, one of the most 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.960 infamous places in the world. Everybody knows about the Oh 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:21.359 well this trick. It's legal there you it's very very safe. 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.840 They've got great laws around it too. Um. And the 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:26.760 girls are in a safe environment. There's cameras and stuff 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.359 like that. But you're all privacy is also protected as well. 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.560 I love that you real quick. Just want to let 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:35.680 the holes know what they legally home. Yeah, let's do it. 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:38.160 Let's do it. So Amsterdam is one mind you Europe 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:41.320 still ain't letting on. Motherfucker's like us in right now. 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:43.879 But when it opens up there you can go you 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:47.160 and get open legs. Indonesia um, and if you guys 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:50.840 don't know, Bali is in Indonesia. So um, it says 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:54.280 that it's it's uh, it's not even present in their 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:56.520 law at all. Um, So it's plain to say that 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:58.760 sex trade is legal, but it can be very dangerous 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.680 for like minus and stuff and east. So if you 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:03.120 want to take a little meek nose trip, um, it's 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:06.480 followed the German method of including prostitution as an actual 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.520 job in society, where they get equal white equal rights 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:13.800 and they get to have free healthcare. Um and damn yeah. 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:16.600 And so if y'all want to list the hope of 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:21.000 free healthcare two sex workers, I mean, I think we 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:23.080 need that here. But if you think about it, awesome. 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.840 COVID a type of ship like you can easily pass 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.760 something around. So it's but we talked about that too. 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.920 It's still weird that there's only certain places that are 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:34.680 even offering that test for free. Other places it's well 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.960 over two dude. Oh if you want to get a 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:40.600 test in Orlando, I just went again. Um it's the 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:44.040 Center and it's on mills and I literally pissed in 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:47.520 a cup. And yeah, wait, they're testing COVID with pistol. No, no, no, 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:51.080 for three, they don't They barely ask you for your 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.280 I d like, seriously, this place is very easy. Um. 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.639 The other one Germany, prostitution has been legal in their 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:00.800 nine and they have proper state run athols. They're not 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:04.600 um right, so they're provided with health insurance. They do 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:08.480 have to pay taxes and they receive social benefits like pension. 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:13.080 In France, prostitutions they're soliciting in public is outlawed, so 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.920 pimping is illegal, and brothels have been outlawed. But I 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:18.119 believe you can have some certain sort of services you 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:21.879 just can't. So listen on the street Ecuador. Um, everything 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:23.800 related to sex works legal. You can sell your body, 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.600 run a broth, will be a pimp with no legal ramifications. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:29.400 But forest prostitution is a problem there, So make sure 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:32.520 the girls like do you do you feel like? Um? 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:34.920