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Speaker 1: Welcome back to bombing with Aer Gondrem, Ericndre and my coat.

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Speaker 1: This episode of My Dear Friends, comedian Nick Rutherford and

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Speaker 1: musician artist queer icon Melee Todd. We got comedian Tatiana

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Speaker 1: Gucci and singer DJ actress, multi hyphen It's Saturn Rising.

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Speaker 2: Bombing with Ericondres and.

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Speaker 1: He's done on my coast. You know him well, very

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Speaker 1: funny Nick Rutherford. Everybody come home, my roommates, the love

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Speaker 1: of my life, My into my Yang, the queen.

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Speaker 3: Talent talent at I Fart Radio when she's in town.

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Speaker 3: Melee to on.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, multi hyphen artist, professional consimate.

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Speaker 4: Weird filled her pants with farts for.

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Speaker 3: Farts, the Queen.

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Speaker 4: Of May I get a little taste somebody.

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Speaker 5: He's even working.

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Speaker 3: What are you up to?

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Speaker 2: You we bomb?

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Speaker 6: I'm sure I have, but I'm also sure that I

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Speaker 6: blocked out during those moments.

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Speaker 5: But I will tell you this.

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Speaker 6: I do remember being in this musical play called Jesus

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Speaker 6: and the Divas, and I was really I was really

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Speaker 6: into Christina Aguilera at the time. Yeah, every time, in

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Speaker 6: any possible moment, I'd be like, what we throughout the play.

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Speaker 4: And how did the director feel about that he loved it.

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Speaker 1: It just sounds like a cool showing it's not showing

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Speaker 1: up inflexing.

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Speaker 6: It's it's cringe if you look back on it.

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Speaker 3: Loved it. So to the audience kicks checking my career.

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Speaker 3: It's a changed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome very funny comedian Tatiana Gujie.

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Speaker 3: Come on in, girl, my god, you.

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Speaker 4: Gotta eat that mic.

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Speaker 3: Wow, what's up? Good g.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having Where are you from, queen, I'm

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Speaker 5: from New York?

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Speaker 3: Okay, where about?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm from Long Island.

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Speaker 3: Let's go island Heady Murphy.

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Speaker 5: Hey, that's what I.

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Speaker 1: Said, Alec Baldwin. No, we got a public enemy, public enemy.

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Speaker 7: We got a lot of legends out of wearing Long Island,

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Speaker 7: specifically that he's stream Jewish a little bit okay, working

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Speaker 7: today and you're Dominican.

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Speaker 5: No, but I definitely look at what your mom's black.

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Speaker 5: My mom is Japanese. What yeah, yeah, you like that?

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Speaker 7: Tennis player Naomi Naomi Campbell said that, Naomi bro you're mixed. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: black and dad is black because it's always the dead.

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Speaker 1: And your dad, your dad is my dad is black

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Speaker 1: as well. His dad but he was black, and he

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Speaker 1: converted to being Filipino right before he does.

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Speaker 5: I had to tell he was on the Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, surgery. Some say I killed him, but he looks smoking.

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Speaker 1: He could dance and he could fight pack you at

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Speaker 1: the drop of a hat.

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Speaker 3: And what is your and your dad is Caribbean or.

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Speaker 5: He's no just black American?

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Speaker 3: He's American. Well, thank you for his service, Thank you

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Speaker 3: so much's it?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: And are they still together?

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Speaker 5: Hell?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: When did they get divorced?

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Speaker 5: I don't even know how they lasted?

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Speaker 1: I know that's what I feel about my parents. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twenty five years. I was like, what what?

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Speaker 3: No common ground? Bro?

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Speaker 7: Like the language barrier? I guess you don't need from Japan.

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Speaker 2: Japan?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your first generation.

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Speaker 5: I'm first.

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Speaker 3: He's not like from Queens. She's from Japan.

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Speaker 4: Did you learn Japanese?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: I did, but I speak like a mom.

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Speaker 3: Can we here?

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Speaker 4: Did you know we're into kinks?

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 3: Stop?

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Speaker 5: Stop it?

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Speaker 3: You grew up with your mom or your dad?

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Speaker 5: I did, just my mom, Just.

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Speaker 3: My mom and my little soul in your voice?

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Speaker 5: You know what's so crazy?

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Speaker 1: Still seem black like a guy I'm from thee My

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Speaker 1: mom think I'm an Egyptian.

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Speaker 5: You Yeah, I can see that, Yeah very much. You

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Speaker 5: do have a face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, we don't use that term here, We don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and now we have to ask.

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Speaker 3: You to leave right now. How long you've been doing

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Speaker 3: comedy I've been.

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Speaker 7: Doing comedy for seven years now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's not long enough.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: I live in l A now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you started you cut your teeth in New York.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely so what Uh, what's the worst gig you've

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Speaker 1: ever had?

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Speaker 5: The worst gig I've ever had?

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Speaker 3: Worst bomb?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I've had.

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Speaker 7: I'm between two of them, Like two of them really

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Speaker 7: still sit on my spirit to this day. And the

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Speaker 7: first one was early in stand up like I was.

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Speaker 5: I was just not good yet.

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Speaker 3: It was a long time.

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Speaker 7: I was not good until probably recently. I I remember.

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Speaker 7: It was like a it was just like a mid

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Speaker 7: day mic.

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Speaker 4: Perfect, perfect time for comedy.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's the worst time.

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Speaker 7: Like this is where people go for their no, no, no,

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Speaker 7: this is this is in New York.

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Speaker 5: So it's a bar. It's like a shotgun bar.

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Speaker 7: People go there to have a drink after a long

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Speaker 7: fucking day at work, and comedy is happening to them.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Gucci is not a stage name.

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Speaker 5: It is Maguci is my full name. What's the last name?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, from the family.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: Have you done your twenty three and me?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: Samurai in your blood?

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Speaker 5: How did you know that we do?

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Speaker 3: Because we did also last night.

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Speaker 5: That is hilarious. I but my worst bomb.

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Speaker 7: I remember I was telling some joke about my mom

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Speaker 7: saying the N word. Oh god, no, no, never.

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Speaker 3: Oh, like she was saying that like the cool properly.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know what, we've canned the joke.

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Speaker 3: You were one person?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 5: I'm meant to talk to you about that. Where are

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Speaker 5: all the black peopo?

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Speaker 3: Hey, we had we had a bunch and they're all late.

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Speaker 3: Guess what surprise. It seems to be a trend with

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Speaker 3: our crowd.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I hate that, it's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, girl was supposed to be here yourselba you know

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Speaker 1: the Drastiza Davis.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, my mom was listening to the Migos once

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Speaker 7: and she's She asked me, my mom is now sixty

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Speaker 7: three when she's sixty.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, there's a sexual position which

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Speaker 1: one Yeah, sixty.

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Speaker 5: Show you later.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it means, but.

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Speaker 7: It was she was okay, so she was yeah, there

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Speaker 7: was some lyrics, there was some real nigga fake nigga, right,

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Speaker 7: and she's like, she asked me, She's like, touchy, what's

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Speaker 7: the different between real nigga and fake?

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Speaker 5: We're so funny? No to me, that was so funny.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know the answer.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember, like, you know what, I'm not going

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Speaker 7: to incriminate her.

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Speaker 5: She's done, she's done her time.

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Speaker 4: What's she doing now?

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Speaker 7: She's no, No, she's not Jewish, She's not Jewish.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. I don't

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Speaker 4: know why they jumped on me.

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Speaker 7: I told the joke. And this guy sitting at the bar.

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Speaker 7: I could see he has a glass of cognac.

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Speaker 5: I can see it to this day, and he was

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Speaker 5: just this is in New York.

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Speaker 7: He puts the glass down, he turns around, wasn't even

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Speaker 7: paying attention to the show. He goes Nigga boo and

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Speaker 7: then he puts down the glass.

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Speaker 3: Was like, what is nigga boom?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Is that good or bad?

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Speaker 4: Lorne Michael started her career.

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Speaker 7: I got good at stand up just to spite that

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Speaker 7: man jj Abram.

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Speaker 2: With Adre, Withdre.

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Speaker 7: I remember the second worst bomb was actually out here,

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Speaker 7: and it was like in a room in the I E.

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Speaker 7: And it's really hard to bomb in the Latino room,

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Speaker 7: like you're trying to bomb to.

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Speaker 4: Be will laugh at anything.

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Speaker 7: I feel like any culture Latinas are in general, are

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Speaker 7: like so they're willing to laugh at themselves. They're so

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Speaker 7: loving and like you know, from my experience, yeah, from

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Speaker 7: my experienced. So I remember I was not even supposed

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Speaker 7: to be on the show. Like a comic that I new,

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Speaker 7: vouch for me, got me a spot. I opened the

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Speaker 7: host before bringing me up. He himself is American, Mexican.

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Speaker 5: This is like it's.

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Speaker 4: Mayor Corona in an empire, rancher kukamanga.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I e yeah, somewhere out there we've.

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Speaker 4: Been talking about I'm Filipino.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, No, that's so fucking fuddy. I uh.

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Speaker 7: The host his name is Chino. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 7: I'm giving all names. Yeah, mind you not. I don't

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Speaker 7: think he's Chinese at all. That's what that means, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah, but with Filipinos.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know why he calls himself that he

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Speaker 7: he calls out a table and it's two guys that

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Speaker 7: came up from Tijuana, so they don't speak any English.

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Speaker 7: They're like musica musica, and they're not really causing a disturbance.

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Speaker 5: But he for whatever reason, it was.

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Speaker 7: Like a flip switch flip, and he was like, get

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Speaker 7: them out of here, and gets security to like escort

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Speaker 7: these two guys who were just drinking and like being

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Speaker 7: mad too.

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Speaker 4: And then Chinese guys.

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Speaker 7: Do not like Mexican American. And then he goes, all right,

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Speaker 7: our first comics, she's out here from New York.

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Speaker 5: Give it up for Tatiana Gucci.

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Speaker 7: I was like, he just did a hate cry.

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Speaker 4: We should talk about the But when we were coming up,

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Speaker 4: he would go in, I'd bring my like all my

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Speaker 4: friends shows.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Then he would walk half the crowd by just talking

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Speaker 4: horrible things. Yeah okay, And and then we would go

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Speaker 4: up at the end of the show after barking all

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Speaker 4: fucking night in the goddamn snow and worked his broken room.

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Speaker 10: That you have to tell her, except just laid a

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Speaker 10: big part of you were leaning heading into the w

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Speaker 10: N B A rant.

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Speaker 4: That was really fun.

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Speaker 3: Philippin, there was the thing that w N B A

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Speaker 7: You say it's battling.

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Speaker 5: Into the corner now.

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Speaker 3: In your storytelling, you often center your experiences.

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Speaker 4: At the wet Asians clear and part.

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Speaker 4: Has come straight from Eric Smart.

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Speaker 3: She's Asian and queer too. Did you ask her a

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Speaker 4: Have you even kissed her yet?

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Speaker 3: Or whatever?

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Speaker 2: You can?

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Speaker 3: I call on you for being gay and you go.

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Speaker 5: The green room and like, yeah she was.

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Speaker 9: She was like, I'm like Gucci, I'm like, she's your

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Speaker 5: I've been following hello, aren't I? I like the music?

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Speaker 5: And I was like, what.

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Speaker 3: Following you around the city?

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Speaker 5: I put an AirTag on you. It's very.

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Speaker 3: She put it.

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Speaker 1: She snuck an air tag in her pocket, followed her home,

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Speaker 3: She's in high school. David Jerry Seinfeld there did the

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Speaker 5: I'm dirty, y'all, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Now are you single?

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Speaker 5: I am very single?

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Speaker 2: And when?

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Speaker 4: And also when is the naked attraction?

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Speaker 3: Is this like it's a TV show?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now you too, are about you? Before you go on

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Speaker 5: Are you doing this now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I'm always open to a date.

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Speaker 3: A girl.

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 3: Who based the bill between you two? Surprising?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: But when you go.

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Speaker 5: You always go to my zip down a couple? I think,

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel like the person who asks.

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Speaker 3: From the other table.

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Speaker 2: You won't even here.

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Speaker 5: A weird mask.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna talk to you more.

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Speaker 1: But Saturn has a lot of ships, dude, DJ She's

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Speaker 3: It every saturder. She's got a chairman matter seconds ago?

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Speaker 3: What gorgeous? I think I'm in love now I just

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Speaker 8: I want to.

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Speaker 3: Single right now?

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Speaker 2: Saturn?

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Speaker 3: Are you're on the marketing?

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Speaker 8: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 3: How long? What was your last relationship? I want to

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Speaker 3: get last?

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Speaker 8: Thank you my last?

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Speaker 3: And were you in love or was it just a fling?

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Speaker 8: Summer I'm always in love and also.

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Speaker 3: Matter. What's your astrological signs?

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Speaker 8: I'm a Leah four times?

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, birthday August first, that's fine, shut up, is

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Speaker 11: you know number one.

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Speaker 3: Now, if Nicole gives Nick a hall pass, would you

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Speaker 3: let Nick take you out just for dinner?

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Speaker 4: It can be friends at first in your conversation, light fingering,

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Speaker 4: you know, as long as.

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Speaker 8: As long as it call sends you with some extra

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Speaker 3: That's right in the chair. Anytime you want to put

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Speaker 3: on that Bashar mask, I give you feversion.

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Speaker 8: I want to see the mask.

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Speaker 1: Now, what is the worst Saturn? What's the worst gig? Now,

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Speaker 1: you're a multi hypener. You do it all, you DJ, actress, activist?

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Speaker 3: What else? And what else am I forgetting?

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Speaker 8: I sing? That's like my main money maker, beautiful singer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the what's the worst gig? This show is

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Speaker 3: all about the worst gigs. Oh Jesus as well.

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Speaker 8: I want to see that.

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Speaker 3: What's the what Where are you from?

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Speaker 8: Originally I'm from the Bay Area small town called Hercules.

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Speaker 1: Hercules four one five five, one oh five one oh okay,

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Speaker 1: just a period.

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Speaker 3: Hell do you want the bobbers?

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Speaker 8: Let it out?

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Speaker 3: Let's do it? Okay.

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Speaker 5: This is you know, can you drink?

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Speaker 3: You're not supposed to? And I never had.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that keeps this message I like it for like

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Speaker 4: five this is supposed to be me.

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Speaker 11: They say pappas are meant to help you, like, you know,

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Speaker 4: They help with podcasts.

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Speaker 3: In the experience of a podcast.

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Speaker 8: I haven't found that to be true.

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Speaker 5: Though it's good. I thought it was like, is it

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Speaker 5: like smelling salts?

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like sniff and glue, right, okay, and

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Speaker 1: it makes me feel so good a little bit later.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always the most immediate regret I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: Really, go ahead, Saturn, you were, oh, oh, Saturn, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst gig you've ever had?

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Speaker 3: Where you like, girl feet don't fail me? Now, let

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Speaker 3: me get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 11: It was actually a modeling gig for this like queer

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Speaker 4: I'm also knocking them down right.

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Speaker 11: It was just this one gig because like I showed

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Speaker 11: realize like midway through shooting, I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 11: And I meet this lady and she's like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: You know, you know you got paid, I got paid,

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Speaker 1: you got paid, But you had to just screaming shout

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Speaker 1: for that, baby.

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Speaker 8: I did, and I hated that.

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Speaker 3: You think the estrogen melowed you out a little bit.

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Speaker 8: I think it just made me trust my mind.

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Speaker 3: Like the kind of oriented things that were.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so I don't have to cust you out anymore.

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Speaker 4: That's a great quote.

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Speaker 3: Wait to say that again, because male is distracting.

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Speaker 5: I hate all of what.

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Speaker 8: Is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I thought you would like, you know, I hate all.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: You got Hello, this is just like vibrated.

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Speaker 3: With that sex Segary here, Now we have a phone

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Speaker 3: call and something.

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Speaker 4: Hello, are you guys willing to take.

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Speaker 3: Trying loud? I got that bobber again. I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: that I never rose down sick.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, no, seriously.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we have a new guest. He hasn't sit between

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Speaker 3: you and share a microphone. This is our friend Sean Roach.

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Speaker 5: Sean, Well, the man's brnning is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you feeling sleepy? Sean? What are you feeling sleepy? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Can I have it? Don't be don't get them, don't

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Speaker 5: It does a thing, right, it stings?

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Speaker 8: Is this because of scorpio seasons?

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Speaker 4: The multiple?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Can you just sit like in real time year out

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Speaker 3: in the friends Mica ruining? It looks nowhere I got

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Speaker 3: we can talk right? Oh my god, that's kind of

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Speaker 3: calling him? Why did you there in his mouth?

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Speaker 5: Got you your arm?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Oh you know you like Yeah, it's never worked a day.

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Speaker 12: And he's the CEO of a fortune dream company. Of

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Speaker 12: your friends were like, what the hell is that?

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Speaker 5: Immediately? No, immediately supposed to.

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Speaker 8: Be eating immediately?

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Speaker 3: Hold is it?

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Speaker 8: Like we made every cat the jar over there?

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Speaker 2: Baby?

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Speaker 13: What is it is it?

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Speaker 8: It's a jar? A jar?

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Speaker 3: It's a jar.

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Speaker 5: Put I thought you were about to drink it? Jar binks?

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Speaker 3: Kind of these are these are your samples the previous guests?

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Speaker 5: Oh that's so nice?

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Speaker 8: Is the previous guy?

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Speaker 3: Try to guess which celebrity is which urine? We make

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Speaker 3: every celebrity.

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Speaker 4: Figure it out.

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Speaker 8: I feel like a few names, whose.

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Speaker 3: Is who's and it's very don't let it.

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Speaker 8: One of them is Matthew Lillard thinks is he still hot?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? You should.

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Speaker 8: His pastry.

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Speaker 3: One of the best reachers in the game.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, big is that perfect?

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Speaker 8: Okay, it's not like it can't be. It's just like

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Speaker 5: And then no, Sean has a fucking case. He's got

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Speaker 5: a briefcase.

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Speaker 3: What else is a coffee? You want a cup of coffee?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm good girl.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I don't think we should just pour

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Speaker 9: bugs on people.

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Speaker 3: Got on the rail.

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Speaker 2: You know, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want that to hap him.

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Speaker 8: I think he's mad because he can't scare me exactly.

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Speaker 3: Matters unflappable.

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Speaker 2: With a core with the recondre.

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Speaker 3: What's your phobia? Everybody has a phobia.

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Speaker 11: I'm dumb and like things that people do in their mouths,

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Speaker 11: Like I feel like brushing your teeth should be a

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Speaker 8: When you brush your teeth with me, like if you're

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Speaker 8: runs like I don't want to say, because it's bacteria.

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Speaker 8: That's your own ship. Baby, I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Also, what is the worst thing you've ever done? Just

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Speaker 11: I've thrown greens in my sister's hair because like dreams,

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Speaker 11: I'll have to explain that later, but we were like

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Speaker 8: And I had a plate of greens and I threw them.

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Speaker 11: In her hair.

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Speaker 3: That's just I think so, But to this day, it's

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Speaker 3: like the greatest thing have you ever gotten? In a fight.

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Speaker 8: I have one too, Babe.

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Speaker 5: That terrifying.

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Speaker 8: Do you want to try caress?

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Speaker 3: Right here?

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Speaker 8: What flavor?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: You creole? You got some Cajun and you feel.

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Speaker 8: Like that I might be. I haven't done it. I

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Speaker 8: haven't done that. Yeah, big baby?

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Speaker 3: Are both your parents? Oh yeah, we got a phone?

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Speaker 8: Go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Who is this for me?

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Speaker 7: Bro?

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Speaker 5: That must be the estrogen?

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Speaker 3: Who is this.

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Speaker 8: Out?

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Speaker 3: Kyle? What's your last name? Kyle?

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Speaker 2: Written?

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Speaker 3: Kyle written? Now is everybody.

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Speaker 8: Actually bring him in? Let's like, right the wrongs in

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Speaker 8: the world right now?

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Speaker 2: What it was? What are you? What do you up to?

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Speaker 3: Mister Ritten?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I'm so crying because of my trial.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was hard for you, huh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was hard for.

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Speaker 13: Me because I just went down to help the police

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Speaker 13: kill people if they needed to. I was the bad guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, And are you taking back the narrative? Kyle?

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Speaker 4: I just want to I just want to just say

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Speaker 4: that I'm a huge fan of all of you.

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Speaker 1: Wow, so you little Saturn and you guys of Kyle

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Speaker 1: Rittenhouse is a fan. I wouldn't expect that demographic.

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Speaker 13: Always yeah, yeah, whole experience like when I when I

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Speaker 13: shot those people by accidents, like my life, you know,

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Speaker 13: my life changed that I got the show business because

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Speaker 13: of that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, your show biz career took off after that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: understandably so. But yeah, I just wanted to say.

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Speaker 13: Hi because we're all in the same business, and I

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Speaker 13: wanted to just get some quick advice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what what do you need advice on, Kyle?

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Speaker 13: I'm trying to like figure out my next move because

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Speaker 13: like I kind of crested that wave of like shooting

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Speaker 13: people and then I was like thinking, like, what's the

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Speaker 13: next bad like because like Slavery was such a cool fan. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: and I was like, maybe I can get into this

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Speaker 13: whole pedophile thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's very trendy. Right now.

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Speaker 4: I think we should screen the calls.

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Speaker 13: It doesn't seem to be any like mister It's like it's.

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Speaker 3: Just a mister meanor right now. So yeah, well advice,

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Speaker 3: thank you, Kyle over going in and then.

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Speaker 1: We'll, you know, we'll think about it because Trump apparently,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know we had the first l g

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Speaker 1: B t Q president is actually I never thought i'd

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Speaker 1: give Trump a little pockets thank you.

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Speaker 13: He's expanding his horisones and I think we.

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Speaker 1: All need to I think you're right. Thank you so much, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling in. We'll never talk to you again.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing about this podcast.

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Speaker 8: The lines are open. Now what else do we gonna do?

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Speaker 4: You got really distracted by that gun, right, that's.

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Speaker 8: Really the rappers to the rapper really fixed me out

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Speaker 8: to but ahead, I feel it's like.

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Speaker 5: A teeth thing because the flaws or the brushing of the.

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Speaker 1: Teeth you don't like.

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Speaker 8: I just don't trust your mouth.

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Speaker 5: These people.

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Speaker 3: The night is young. Let me at least you drink.

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Speaker 8: Off of you has got the window when the night

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Speaker 8: gets you know, in the late.

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Speaker 3: Get that same music.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you know these people personally, you know,

539
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Speaker 5: you know, come together.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, fashion would definitely come together.

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Speaker 3: Come together. I want the I want I want you

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Speaker 3: guys to make a peace treaty all over.

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Speaker 8: I think that would be great for the world.

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Speaker 4: We're recording three different podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Why do you have like four jars of urine? Stack bring?

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Speaker 3: Why did you bring those? Is that beer a pe?

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Speaker 5: These people need antibiotics. Yesterday, this is.

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Speaker 3: Well no one on the show. One of them died,

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Speaker 3: one of them is and one of them. We can't

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Speaker 3: stop raving.

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Speaker 9: How did he die dehydration?

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Speaker 8: My god? Today?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite childhood drama? And what's the one you

554
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Speaker 1: can't stop? And you're do an impression of your mom

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Speaker 1: for Saturn, you didn't oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's black? And the yeah? Yeah, probably my best impression. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I could be huh.

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Speaker 11: They used to say that. They used to be like,

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Speaker 11: and I was like, what does that mean? It's like

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Speaker 11: it's like tagalog for are you? That's how but that's

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Speaker 11: how I used to ask the questions like you know,

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Speaker 11: are you you know? And they would ask me, are

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Speaker 11: you back lading?

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 3: Hi me?

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Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, I didn't know? The flimbers also, well,

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Speaker 5: that's how it starts. You start Filipino, then you end

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Speaker 5: up gay.

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Speaker 8: Well, you start gay and then you end up me.

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Speaker 3: Again in Philapin. She's in Filipino.

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Speaker 2: What did you?

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Speaker 3: What was first.

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Speaker 2: When you were born?

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Speaker 3: Did you become Filipino through painful surgery?

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Speaker 5: Or is it it is Barbara acquitting the galaxy.

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Speaker 2: That journed me?

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's when you're That's when vagina went.

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Speaker 6: That's when my vagina was like, memoret.

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Speaker 2: Did you do it?

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Speaker 3: Just one more impresion of your mom and then we

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Speaker 3: gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, tell Santa the story you're telling us about

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Speaker 1: mego so if that helps you tap it.

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Speaker 7: Oh, okay, okay, no, I can do I actually, uh,

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Speaker 7: your mom is offset No recently, that's hilarious. Recently yeah, recently,

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Speaker 7: my mom she told me, she's like, you know that

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Speaker 7: she I need to be around more black people.

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Speaker 5: I said, okay, where is this going? She goes, I

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Speaker 5: think I'm going to soul food the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I like that she had a black kid with a

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Speaker 3: black guy and she barely knows this. Understand me.

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Speaker 8: Case black people.

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Speaker 2: Do not go.

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Speaker 5: Hey, let's go do soul.

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Speaker 3: Fo the US SOULFU crazy. Wait, ladies and gentlemen, that's

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Speaker 3: been our show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 8: You can have center League.

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Speaker 2: I'll with Avery Condred.

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Speaker 1: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

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00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 1: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life. Now's your

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00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: chance to tell me all about it, bab I want

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Speaker 1: to hear your worst, most cringe worthy What the fuck

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Speaker 1: was I thinking?

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Speaker 3: What just happened?

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Speaker 2: Moment?

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Speaker 1: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six

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Speaker 1: bombing that's seven one six two six six twenty four

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Speaker 1: sixty four and leave me a voicemail and we might just.

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Speaker 3: Play it on a future episode.

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Speaker 1: producer is Noah Abad. Our producer's Bei Wang. Our research

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Speaker 1: assistant is David Carliner. Our editor and sound designers Andy Harris.

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