Speaker 1: Brooking jewils second date update. Okay, class, repeat after me.
Speaker 1: Ola that means hello, bueno Stardi that means good afternoon.
Speaker 1: I'm learning. Let's try another one. Chop on me. You
Speaker 1: know what, that's probably that's the advanced class. I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't go over that right now for you guys, So
Speaker 1: we'll wait on that one and get to the second
Speaker 1: day update instead. Why am I speaking in Spanish? Because
Speaker 1: Joseph is on the phone and he actually met the
Speaker 1: girl that he wants to call today in a Spanish class.
Speaker 1: What's up, Joseph? Hey, I'm I really talking to I'll say,
Speaker 1: is this real? Yes, it's real. You emailed in to
Speaker 1: do a second date update and we chose your email
Speaker 1: and you wanted to talk to you. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I'm actually talking like you right now, right like you're trolling. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. You guys. You're awesome. You're awesome. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, thank you, all right, thank you? Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you trying to score a date with us or are
Speaker 1: you trying to get ahold of somebody that you met
Speaker 1: and you want another date with? Well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I need help with this girl, Maryanne. But I mean,
Speaker 1: let me let me just say that, Brooke, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know there's no I would have no shots, but Brook,
Speaker 1: I mean i've seen your photos of on you were stunning.
Speaker 1: You're stunning. Did you do something really bad on your date?
Speaker 1: And you're trying to win me over right from the beginning,
Speaker 1: So I don't call you an idiot. No, I didn't
Speaker 1: do it any long. Actually, to be honest, they never
Speaker 1: really materialized. But that's another story. But you know, you
Speaker 1: guys are just you guys rock and I'm just glad
Speaker 1: to be on with you, all right. Yeah, the whole
Speaker 1: point of this conversation. We appreciate you listening and appreciate
Speaker 1: the love obviously, but we don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: that for ten minutes. That could get very boring for
Speaker 1: our listeners. Well, let's talk about the date. You said.
Speaker 1: The girl's name is Maryanne. Yeah, that's right, and you're right.
Speaker 1: I met her in class language class, okay, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, and I don't know. We were just having
Speaker 1: a really nice conversation and she laughed on my jokes
Speaker 1: and I just thought, man, this is this is a
Speaker 1: done deal right right, And here here's the deal. It's
Speaker 1: like we've we've never ever been able to actually get together.
Speaker 1: I mean, not even for a first date. I mean
Speaker 1: there was like the first time, you know, there was
Speaker 1: um I'm sorry for I just say I have still
Speaker 1: just totally starstruck. I mean, all right, we got hey,
Speaker 1: we we got that out of the way. Just we're
Speaker 1: just a little I know, you guys probably get this
Speaker 1: all you guys probably get recognized a lot, like in
Speaker 1: public out in about right, it happened, really cares it
Speaker 1: happens sometimes, Joseph. But we're not talking about that right now.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get the bottom of the girl that
Speaker 1: you want to call. Do you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date? Update? Yes, absolutely so anyway, I'm try I
Speaker 1: got distracted, so so, Joseph, you never asked this girl
Speaker 1: out or you guys never ended up making plans. It's
Speaker 1: more like, b It's like the first time, you know,
Speaker 1: we tried, but she had plans already on the date
Speaker 1: I was available, and then the second time something came up,
Speaker 1: and then and then I saw her the last time
Speaker 1: on the last day of the class. Okay, and I'm thinking, okay,
Speaker 1: it has to happen. Now, it has to happen. And
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to have a chance to
Speaker 1: ask her out, and she was just really vague and
Speaker 1: it never happened, and I just couldn't you know what
Speaker 1: it is, the bottom lines, I couldn't pin her down.
Speaker 1: That was I couldn't pin her down. It sounds like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like she was just being nice
Speaker 1: and blowing you off, and that she wasn't actually interested
Speaker 1: romantically in you. I don't know. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: we hit it off and then you know, we were
Speaker 1: speaking Spanish, and you know, we were talking about what
Speaker 1: it must be like to travel to you know, far
Speaker 1: away like Peru and the Machu Picha and see the
Speaker 1: Inca Trail, and the Spanish is really paying off. Well,
Speaker 1: I've never I'm sorry, I've never been on the radio before,
Speaker 1: especially you know, with three bona fide celebrities. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I know I'm making you the da out of myself, right,
Speaker 1: you're not. I mean, we just need to keep you
Speaker 1: on track, that's all. So let's get back to your date.
Speaker 1: This is a second date update. Okay, okay, So so
Speaker 1: we're talking about, you know, traveling and it was wonderful
Speaker 1: and I just thought, you know, and I could just
Speaker 1: imagine the two of us traveling together, and and I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I'm just shocked. So you want
Speaker 1: us to get you a first date? In a second
Speaker 1: date update? Yeah, you know, I don't understand. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's not answering any my phone calls and and I
Speaker 1: thought for sure we were going to go out. So
Speaker 1: that's why, you know, I figured if you guys talked
Speaker 1: to her, you know, I could maybe get a date
Speaker 1: with her. For sure. She's going to be speaking to
Speaker 1: three bona fide celebrities. That's your word's not mine. All right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, cool, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, thank you. Okay, looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the second date update if you miss
Speaker 1: the first part. On the phone with us right now
Speaker 1: is Joseph. We just talked to him about the girl
Speaker 1: that he wants to call today. Her name is Mary Anne.
Speaker 1: They met in a Spanish clash. They actually never went
Speaker 1: out on a date, but he's been asking her out
Speaker 1: and she said no, and then she suddenly has stopped
Speaker 1: talking to him. So he emailed us asking if we
Speaker 1: can help maybe score him a date with mary Anne.
Speaker 1: But the first part of the phone call, all he
Speaker 1: wanted to do is compliment us. And while I do
Speaker 1: love the compliments, Joseph, we do need to try to
Speaker 1: actually get a second date. Update done. Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: believe this actually might happen. Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if it doesn't work out for you.
Speaker 1: If you don't get a date out of this, I'll
Speaker 1: send you an autograph picture of the show. No way,
Speaker 1: I thought you are going to invite him in studio
Speaker 1: or actually do something cool. No way, you will get
Speaker 1: an autograph picture of this show. I'll send it to
Speaker 1: wherever you're at. Okay, you are citable guy. I like it.
Speaker 1: All right. I'm gonna dial her fun him right now. Hello.
Speaker 1: I was looking for Marianne. Ah. This is she. Hey Marianne,
Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Jebil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Hello, Oh my god? What Hello? Yeah? Hey,
Speaker 1: hi Maryan. My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's ready. Are awesome? Well what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great? How are you? Guys? Not
Speaker 1: too bad? Thank you for asking and for listening. That's red.
Speaker 1: So I don't really listen to you, guys. I just
Speaker 1: know I knew someone who did or does. Oh would
Speaker 1: that guy's name be Joseph by any chance? Yes? It would. Why? Well,
Speaker 1: because he emailed us and asked us to call you great?
Speaker 1: Is it just one of these awkward date things? It?
Speaker 1: Well kind of, that's it's a called to second date update,
Speaker 1: is what we're doing. Oh right up, But you sound
Speaker 1: so annoyed with us right now. I'm just guys, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just annoyed that Joseph would have you call me,
Speaker 1: you know, like, why would he do that? Well, because
Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do on our show when
Speaker 1: somebody goes out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: they get blown off. They'll email us to see if
Speaker 1: we can get that person on the phone and ask
Speaker 1: if something went wrong. Now, I know you guys never
Speaker 1: actually went on a date, right exactly, So I don't
Speaker 1: understand the phone call. Well, he said that he really
Speaker 1: likes you, and they he had asked you out a
Speaker 1: couple of times, and you agree to go out with him,
Speaker 1: but all of a sudden you stopped talking to him.
Speaker 1: So that's why he wants us to call you to
Speaker 1: see if he can get you to go out with
Speaker 1: him again, and he thought this would be the best
Speaker 1: way to do that. Apparently, Yeah, he thought that you
Speaker 1: may think it's fun. I think, right, maybe I need
Speaker 1: to be better. I mean, you guys could already tell
Speaker 1: my voice that I'm annoyed, right, yes, imagine miss in
Speaker 1: my Spanish class for a whole semester. So why would
Speaker 1: this make me want to go out with Joseph? I mean,
Speaker 1: if he was so obnoxious, why did you say yes
Speaker 1: to him to begin with? I said yes, like the
Speaker 1: second day. I think of class, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be like coffee and helping him with Spanish,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then the more I got to know him,
Speaker 1: the more I was like, no, and he's obsessed with
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, I got that from a conversation with him.
Speaker 1: He sounds like he's a real big fan of the show.
Speaker 1: That's how I found out about you guys. It was
Speaker 1: because of him. He'd be listening to you guys in
Speaker 1: clots like obviously not paying attention and no offense that
Speaker 1: you guys don't speak Spanish. It's not like you know
Speaker 1: from Spanish radio teams, right, we're not helping him in
Speaker 1: Spanish at so he would listen and then he'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: take my ear bud and listen too, Oh my, we're
Speaker 1: in class. And then he'd be laughing hysterically, thought so funny,
Speaker 1: and he would just constantly bug me about it, like, no,
Speaker 1: you got to loosen to him. You're great. He was
Speaker 1: just using it as a way to connect with you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he is, but clearly it's not. The connection
Speaker 1: was not made. So we need to just we just
Speaker 1: need to let go, all right, tell him to get
Speaker 1: over it and not contact you anymore. You don't want
Speaker 1: to go out with him again? Youthing? Yes? Please? Yes,
Speaker 1: I remember, I am what was that? Oh that's Joseph.
Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you. Are you kidding me
Speaker 1: right now? Curiously? Guys? Yeah, remember I don't. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I thought you. I thought you liked to show. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, I was. They're fantastic like Brooks and Jewel
Speaker 1: and hold it. Yeah, curiously, No, but you heard Julio's voices,
Speaker 1: haven't you the biggest turn off that I could ever
Speaker 1: come up with. I like being the biggest turn off ever, Marianne.
Speaker 1: I like that. I take that as the best compliment
Speaker 1: I've ever received. I don't know how about Dolf, Dude,
Speaker 1: can you do Duff the meat Head? For No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do any voices on demand right now. For
Speaker 1: Marianne Jouse, if you're not getting it, that's I can't
Speaker 1: believe you're defending that piece like you need to let
Speaker 1: it go and try to prove to her that you
Speaker 1: have a personality outside of talking about us. Okay, what
Speaker 1: about the big poop? What about that? I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do a big pop? No, I'm not doing any
Speaker 1: voice is right now? That this is a this is
Speaker 1: some of the fun. Oh my god, that's Spanish, and
Speaker 1: you would know that if you actually paid attention in class.
Speaker 1: But you need to find somebody, maybe less intelligent, that
Speaker 1: will love these people. I would think, excuse me, okay,
Speaker 1: excuse me. You have to be you have to be
Speaker 1: intelligence to appreciate humor and to be funny. Okay, oh okay,
Speaker 1: the genius, No Jubels genius. I'm telling you. Okay, well understand,
Speaker 1: I do you understand. I do understand, Joseph, you need
Speaker 1: to find somebody that sparks so much love that you
Speaker 1: have for these people. You need to find that someone
Speaker 1: else because you don't have that for me. We just
Speaker 1: have different senses of humor. Okay, you like a certain type.
Speaker 1: I like a certain type. This is not my type
Speaker 1: of humor. I don't think it's funny. I just can't
Speaker 1: believe there's anybody who would not find this funny. Believe me, Joseph,
Speaker 1: Believe me. There there are a lot of people who
Speaker 1: don't find this very funny. Did I even have friends
Speaker 1: that don't find us funny? Into the show? I'm telling you, Joseph,
Speaker 1: I think we're having like an unhealthy relationship right now.
Speaker 1: I think you need to concentrate on you and maybe
Speaker 1: other people in the real world around you. But Mary
Speaker 1: is real. I mean, I know, well ive real. But
Speaker 1: we never had a first date a second date. Like Joseph,
Speaker 1: you seem like a really nice person. I hope you
Speaker 1: find what you're looking for. I wish you all the best,
Speaker 1: but I'm not that for a time. Joseph. Addios, what
Speaker 1: exactly point audience means by in Spanish? Joseph, That's what
Speaker 1: she was saying before she hung up. I just can't
Speaker 1: believe she wasn't into you. Guys, just both my mind, Joseph,
Speaker 1: I think you need to get over us a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just I don't know anyone who
Speaker 1: doesn't find you, guys, just the most hilarious, you know,
Speaker 1: the most entertaining. Honestly, I can't believe she said those things.
Speaker 1: I mean, she was cracking the whole time in the class.
Speaker 1: What you know was apparently you read the situation wrong, Joe. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but I mean the things she was saying about you, guys,
Speaker 1: how can you take that? It's fine? Not really a
Speaker 1: good deal, doesn't really matter. I mean, this really sucks. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you know, maybe maybe it's for the best because
Speaker 1: if if, if someone is not into you, guys, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be around those kinds of people, you
Speaker 1: know what, Joseph, I agree, And that's the way you
Speaker 1: should live your life. Okay, thank you, thank you for understanding. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: all right, well I'm sorry you couldn't get a date
Speaker 1: with her. Well, you know, I'm sure I'll find someone
Speaker 1: who's into you guys. Yeah, but congratulations on being on
Speaker 1: the show, Joseph. Yeah, I mean, she she Here's the
Speaker 1: thing I told her. I told her one day I'm
Speaker 1: going to be on the show with them. You watch
Speaker 1: and look became true. You did it? Hey, Yeah, dreams
Speaker 1: do come true, Joseph, I asked the universe for it
Speaker 1: and I got it. Yeah, congratulations on that. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. All right, Joseph, And so can
Speaker 1: we do that phone tap I talked about? Because you
Speaker 1: know what, Joseph, I'm gonna give you our producer's email.
Speaker 1: You can email him over and over and over again. Okaya, Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: can you do it? Wait when we do the phone tap,
Speaker 1: you can do like the Duff. Well, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, Okay, Yeah, well we'll figure this
Speaker 1: whole thing out. Well. We definitely didn't help anybody's dream
Speaker 1: come true in getting a second date with the second
Speaker 1: date update, but we did make somebody's dream come true
Speaker 1: by just being able to talk to us. God, I
Speaker 1: mean dream small. Yeah, if you missed today second date update,
Speaker 1: Joseph wanted to call Maryanne. They met in Spanish class.
Speaker 1: He wanted to take her out on a date. More
Speaker 1: than that, though, he just wanted to tell us how
Speaker 1: great he thought we were. That's really weird to say,
Speaker 1: but that's just what he wanted to do he was
Speaker 1: a super fan of the show, or maybe we should
Speaker 1: say these the super fan yeah show. I don't know
Speaker 1: if there are any bigger fans in him. I know
Speaker 1: that sometimes we get some messages that are like, I'm
Speaker 1: your number one fan, I love you guys in the morning.
Speaker 1: Definitely not knock Joseph is the number one fan. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Joe could be our hype man. Wherever we go, we
Speaker 1: can bring him out. Maybe you were like, a he
Speaker 1: can't be around him, he would never leave us. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love it. Now he can go places with us
Speaker 1: and just tell everybody how awesome where maybe he could
Speaker 1: just come do the show and just be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys don't understand what you would have
Speaker 1: heard if you were listening right now. Would have been amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would have been so good. So I guess he
Speaker 1: was talking to her about the show NonStop and even
Speaker 1: said to her I'm gonna be on that show one day.
Speaker 1: And then he got on doing a second date update.
Speaker 1: She wasn't interested hung up on him. I'm sure they'll
Speaker 1: probably never talk again. But good for Joseph he got
Speaker 1: on the air with us. Yeah. I think actually he
Speaker 1: was more happy about that than the date itself, I know,
Speaker 1: I think so. We also found out that he didn't
Speaker 1: learn anything from a Spanish No, he did, definitely. I
Speaker 1: think we made Joseph feel better than any date can
Speaker 1: ever make him feel. Really yeah, in any way, he
Speaker 1: has thoroughly enjoyed himself talking to us. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second date update, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is just email the show and we will call the
Speaker 1: person who didn't call you back