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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio? What Up? Girl? Are you wearing the
Speaker 1: comfy break? I Am no time like the present to
Speaker 1: be aligned, you know, with your life, with your mind,
Speaker 1: all of it. I mean, can I get an encore?
Speaker 1: Do you want more grain, juice, bone broth? We're We're
Speaker 1: going for it. Gang's all here. Welcome everybody to the
Speaker 1: Calm Down Podcast. Start from the beginning. Aaron Andrews off
Speaker 1: the frozen tundra of lambeau Field and ready, why is
Speaker 1: this hair done? You look great because it's yesterday's hair
Speaker 1: minus the beanie, minus the beanie. So cute. No one's
Speaker 1: cute and a beanie than you. How cold was it
Speaker 1: out there? That's an annoying question. If you're an avid
Speaker 1: listener of the Calm Down Podcast, you know I have
Speaker 1: a problem with my ears as soon as it dips
Speaker 1: below seventy degrees. It was in the thirties. Not the
Speaker 1: chilliest I've ever been at Lambeau. There are sometimes I've
Speaker 1: been on the sidelines at Lambeau and I've thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it is cold. It wasn't really ever like that,
Speaker 1: so um, but it was chili. But yeah, I had
Speaker 1: the beanie on because the years were getting a little sensitive.
Speaker 1: It's fun to be at Lambeau for a game that's
Speaker 1: a big one, that it's chili that you know Rogers
Speaker 1: is gonna be a little sassy at the end. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's okay, so the we'll jump into the game.
Speaker 1: So for those of you that are not um here
Speaker 1: for the football, it was the Rams and the Packer.
Speaker 1: We have more if you're not great, two great teams
Speaker 1: in the NFC. Who I thought, unless the Rams don't
Speaker 1: get together, which hopefully they will because I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of their team in a lot of ways. But
Speaker 1: the what I thought might be a preview of the
Speaker 1: NFC Championship. So that game definitely a big one on
Speaker 1: your guys schedule. But Rogers. So I'm sitting in studio
Speaker 1: and I go into the executive because Kurt and all
Speaker 1: the guys were in New York, so I was there
Speaker 1: all day. Yeah big girl chair, yeah, big girl chair exactly.
Speaker 1: And then I went into the executive room afterwards. That's
Speaker 1: like where all of our bosses sit, and they've taken
Speaker 1: all the feed. So when you're about to do your interview,
Speaker 1: I'm getting the feed and one of our boss Zegger,
Speaker 1: and I are standing there and it's before you're about
Speaker 1: to do your Rodgers interview, and I said, look at
Speaker 1: this little cutie about to do the interview and then
Speaker 1: talking about you. Then Aaron Rodgers goes, hey, look, we're
Speaker 1: on a two shot. I was like, look because he
Speaker 1: puts that, well, a couple of things happen, can we
Speaker 1: You guys want the inside inside of what's going inside
Speaker 1: in Foe. So the O T is what we have
Speaker 1: after America's Game of the Week, where it's a quick
Speaker 1: wrap up show. You know, they do some highlights, they
Speaker 1: talk about our game, they talk about the day, YadA, YadA, YadA,
Speaker 1: all the things. I get a text from our studio
Speaker 1: and I get told in my ear one question for Rogers,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, I'm not looking to do a
Speaker 1: five minute sit down. But they won the game. It
Speaker 1: was a big game, and now he's got to decide
Speaker 1: if he's having toe surgery. I cannot ask one question.
Speaker 1: So I fought back and I said, sorry, it's not happening.
Speaker 1: So then the ending, I forgot what happened. It was
Speaker 1: kind of killing us with time. Our friend Joel, who
Speaker 1: works in studios, like this is killing us. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? So then I
Speaker 1: love Aaron, but he's taken all the time in the
Speaker 1: world to talk to the special teams. We're talking to
Speaker 1: Andrew Whitworth. I'm like, you're watching me. I'm probably like,
Speaker 1: mother fucker, let's go. Like Aaron, I love you, but
Speaker 1: g I mean like, I gotta get this interview on,
Speaker 1: and I want to get this interview on. So finally,
Speaker 1: you know, as Joe called him, Mr Badtoe walks over
Speaker 1: and he he's like, hey, how's it going. I like,
Speaker 1: put the headset on. We got a roll and he
Speaker 1: doesn't know what's going on and he he knows nothing
Speaker 1: in his ear. Our director Rich Russo goes, hey, e a,
Speaker 1: you're on a two shot because I'm looking right at
Speaker 1: Rogers because I'm like, I gotta get this in. I
Speaker 1: gotta get into the studio. I gotta get into t
Speaker 1: and Rogers goes, We're on a two shot. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I need this to be quick. It
Speaker 1: was so funny watching it from the other side, not
Speaker 1: knowing any of that or Russo's comments of you know
Speaker 1: that he's in the headset because say, you're not understanding there,
Speaker 1: And just when he goes, hey, we're on a two shot,
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this guy with the TV
Speaker 1: lingo right here? That makes more sense now? And then
Speaker 1: um that I hate that. You wait all game You're like, look,
Speaker 1: winning quarterback questions need to be answered. We don't. Who
Speaker 1: cares about time restraints? Terry terry one less joke, you know,
Speaker 1: and then I can get my one less demonstration. We
Speaker 1: don't need to pretend that all the kids are scoring
Speaker 1: a touchdown? Do we get down behind the desk? But
Speaker 1: it was going to be back at Lambeau. It was
Speaker 1: a fun time, wacky weekend with saying we stayed in
Speaker 1: Dallas instead of coming back here. How is your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: How is the food? I know you guys did it
Speaker 1: Wednesday night at your parents house. It was awesome. My
Speaker 1: sister was so great, she hosted us. I got to
Speaker 1: see my grandma for the first time in two years.
Speaker 1: I cried, I haven't unable to hug her. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: only been that. Yeah, I've only been able to stand
Speaker 1: in her yard and like waved to her because she
Speaker 1: was really worried about everything and so I finally got
Speaker 1: I surprised her. We pulled up to her house and
Speaker 1: I walked in and I go, oh my god, Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her heart attack, and if she dies
Speaker 1: from this and not from COVID, we got a problem.
Speaker 1: And my mom goes, no, she's gonna be fine. So
Speaker 1: I walk in and I go, Grandma like that, and
Speaker 1: she comes around the corner and she started crying and
Speaker 1: I started crying, and she's just so so sweet. So
Speaker 1: that was awesome to see her and all the nieces
Speaker 1: and nephews and stuff like that. So it was really
Speaker 1: came back here and then UM football football watched you
Speaker 1: um sitting around my sister's house in the morning. We
Speaker 1: were all excited. It's so funny. And I know I've
Speaker 1: said this before, but like whenever I see you on TV,
Speaker 1: I get all excited, like like I don't know what
Speaker 1: you do. I'm like, oh, look there's Aaron. Everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's Aaron. It's like so happy. So what did you
Speaker 1: do for Thanksgiving? On the road, we went back to
Speaker 1: Troy's because getting back to l A was a little
Speaker 1: it was gonna be difficult, and then find you couldn't
Speaker 1: get out Thursday, So long story short, I'll save everybody
Speaker 1: the hat sole. We went to Dallas. Troy hosted some
Speaker 1: of us at his house. It was a lovely night.
Speaker 1: We watched football, kind of chill axed in Dallas for
Speaker 1: a day and a half before we had to get
Speaker 1: to Green Bay. I did want to give a little
Speaker 1: shout out. We seem to be real fans of either
Speaker 1: offensive lineman or offensive lineman's wives. On the Calm Down podcast.
Speaker 1: I had a great chance to talk to Lucas Patrick
Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers Center, which I gotta tell everybody,
Speaker 1: whether you're in a sports or not, I love an
Speaker 1: offensive lineman. They are so underappreciated. They work their asses off.
Speaker 1: They don't get the glory, they get the bent fingers,
Speaker 1: they get the screwed up means. They don't get paid
Speaker 1: as much as these other guys. They are the funniest,
Speaker 1: the realist. They remind me of hockey players. Lucas Patrick,
Speaker 1: I was talking to him at seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: I told him I sounded so tired, like I smoked
Speaker 1: like a box of dar um. He said, Peters. He
Speaker 1: said his wife, Ann Patrick is a huge fan of
Speaker 1: the Calm Down podcast, So, um, I love her for
Speaker 1: listening to us when she's in her office, and uh,
Speaker 1: I love offensive Line so funny. They're great dudes. That
Speaker 1: makes me so happy. That's very stupill, and thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. Or it's listening to rambling most of the time.
Speaker 1: But Offensive Lineman also reminds me so much of working
Speaker 1: the Big Ten network because so many of those players
Speaker 1: in the Big Ten are just those like those, you know,
Speaker 1: hardy Midwestern guys that I was, the Wisconsins, like Perdu
Speaker 1: like you. Just those are like real men in the trenches.
Speaker 1: So I'm with you on that. And there's so nice
Speaker 1: hockey players. I never thought about that connection, but that's great.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, there all weekends for your girlfriend. So now
Speaker 1: you're finally home and you'll be home until what Wednesday, right,
Speaker 1: because you got Thursday night football, Big One Dallas saying
Speaker 1: Thursday night football. So much on the line for both teams,
Speaker 1: But both teams now kind of banged up a COVID
Speaker 1: storyline with Mike McCarthy. We don't know if other players
Speaker 1: are going to test positive. But meanwhile, both teams have
Speaker 1: a losing streak. I just talked to one of our
Speaker 1: favorites on the phone, Cam Jordan's died for him. Um,
Speaker 1: you know it's these are guys that are like just
Speaker 1: you almost feel like they're just good friends of yours,
Speaker 1: but you report on them. But there's such good dudes
Speaker 1: in Toronto. Armstead offensive linemen. I love my offensive lineman
Speaker 1: for the New Orleans Saints. They've been around forever. They're
Speaker 1: not used to losing four straight. They're just good people
Speaker 1: to talk to. Cam was telling me he was on
Speaker 1: his way to go Christmas shopping for his wife and
Speaker 1: he goes, you know what, they don't tell you when
Speaker 1: you're a rookie in these meetings. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what's up? But and he goes, they don't tell you
Speaker 1: your wife is going to be really expensive. She's at
Speaker 1: home taking care of those babies. Cam Jordan, My gosh,
Speaker 1: all those babies are so cute. We love Cam. He
Speaker 1: was a credible supporter. Right when I started House and Home.
Speaker 1: He reached out and he was like, hey, seats, he
Speaker 1: can I get a custom couch because I'm big and
Speaker 1: my wife's about to have another baby and she wants
Speaker 1: something comfortable, And so I got on this couch. He
Speaker 1: wanted recliners on the end, and I was like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: we ain't. We ain't doing recliners anymore, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I want to so getting a couch
Speaker 1: for a guy that's six seven two d sixty pounds
Speaker 1: or however big he is. Um, he's awesome. His wife's
Speaker 1: so nice. I remember when he also asked me I
Speaker 1: had this dress on one Sunday and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: I think my wife would really like that dress. Would
Speaker 1: you mind sharing where you got it? You stop at
Speaker 1: CAM right now. One of the many reasons I love
Speaker 1: this job, though, is those relationships with those guys, And
Speaker 1: this long into it, I was thinking about it. I
Speaker 1: had posted a picture and I was going back and
Speaker 1: doing the math. I was like, when was the first
Speaker 1: time I was on IRA? I was twenty four, fifteen
Speaker 1: years in this bitch, like, I feel so grateful for it,
Speaker 1: and yes, thirteen and you're tired and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but man, this is an awesome deal if you can
Speaker 1: get it. Is so much so that I don't want
Speaker 1: to jump the gun. I mean, I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out where I should go with this. I know that
Speaker 1: people were concerned about my eye. That was also part
Speaker 1: of our Thursday night extravaganza. That perfect. That brings me
Speaker 1: to a new segment I started last week called question,
Speaker 1: Comment and Concern from our I G Instagrams. Then we
Speaker 1: get it sponsored. Yes, yes, yes, So we'll start with
Speaker 1: the concern since you just brought it up. A lot
Speaker 1: of concern over the sty on the eye, sister. So
Speaker 1: the concern is what is the update on the eye? Well,
Speaker 1: how is it the eyes? Fine? Um? She made her through.
Speaker 1: I have read that sties in the eye are caused
Speaker 1: by stress, and I have been a tad stressed. As
Speaker 1: you know. There's just been a couple of personal things
Speaker 1: going on in my life. One of them cleared up
Speaker 1: and we're good, so did this die? But another one
Speaker 1: we're kind of waiting on some answer. So um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a little stressed out, I think, maybe more
Speaker 1: so than I knew. And when I was home before
Speaker 1: I left for Detroit on the Thursday game, I just
Speaker 1: noticed my eye being a little tender and I was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on, Like, what's happening? What's happening? And I
Speaker 1: even talked about it on the podcast. It was like
Speaker 1: it's a little dented more No I got a freaking
Speaker 1: sty the Wednesday I left. You know, Jared asked the
Speaker 1: trainer with the King's what I do? I looked it up.
Speaker 1: I put a tea bag on it. Basically I did
Speaker 1: way too much treatment that I wanted to hello, and
Speaker 1: I was thinking of, oh Jesus stop, I'm gonna like
Speaker 1: s OS. I was told not to like rupture. It's
Speaker 1: basically a pimple. It's a white head in my eyeball.
Speaker 1: And I read everything of don't pop it because it
Speaker 1: could get like I get all messed up. So here
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I popped it because I put too much.
Speaker 1: You did it? Well? Know what happened was I put
Speaker 1: too many hot tea bags and too many warm cloths
Speaker 1: on it. And how could it not when it's a
Speaker 1: only do it like I ruptureded. So then I thought, great,
Speaker 1: Thursday morning, I'm gonna wake up. I'm gonna pink eye
Speaker 1: because I popped this. All was fine, But the good
Speaker 1: news is it didn't sleep a wink Wednesday night because
Speaker 1: I was so worried about my personal stuff and the
Speaker 1: pimple in my eye. But it all worked out. The
Speaker 1: old pimple in the eye. Um Dylan says that was
Speaker 1: a cute coming from Dylan. He said, my mom always
Speaker 1: said to rub something made of gold on it like
Speaker 1: a ring. Oh Dylan, next time, less I'm not less
Speaker 1: rich though, compress presses more gold? Um okay, and then
Speaker 1: scaring along the same turn thought. To finish off our segment,
Speaker 1: here the question we got from dead Boss and Green
Speaker 1: News coming down my face? Sorry what hey girl? Uh?
Speaker 1: She said, Aaron, could you send me the info on
Speaker 1: the cherry magnesium sleep powder? Is I will not an
Speaker 1: ad that go to great stocking stuffers. I hope they
Speaker 1: get him in stock but TB twelve dot com. Tom
Speaker 1: Brady sells these sleep and recover pills and they are phenomenal.
Speaker 1: That's what you had to dream about your ex boyfriend, right? Yes,
Speaker 1: My endorsement would be you sleep so hard you have
Speaker 1: the craziest dreams. And one of the dreams I had
Speaker 1: was about my ex high school boyfriend. I was also
Speaker 1: doing a Bucks game the weekend. I got a new
Speaker 1: batch of them, and I had been reading so much
Speaker 1: about their defense. I'm not going to say who, but
Speaker 1: I had read one of their defensive players was on
Speaker 1: the injury report with a knee and while I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I then like dreamt he died and I said, how
Speaker 1: did he die? I ready just had a knee injury.
Speaker 1: These gills are unbelievable or in these things, Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Um okay, so um what was the other thing?
Speaker 1: You said that you had a bunch of stuff that
Speaker 1: you wanted to talk about. I got a lot of things, guys.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're flying back and forth around the country,
Speaker 1: you just start jotting things down. Okay, So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie, and I don't want to get nical, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. If you believe
Speaker 1: in COVID, if you don't. Either way, big news this
Speaker 1: weekend that there's a new variant are we? You know?
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie. I get really nervous, and
Speaker 1: not so much for me. I get nervous for my parents.
Speaker 1: My parents are older, they're high risk. I want to
Speaker 1: see them at Christmas. I want to make the right decisions,
Speaker 1: so I do. I kind of stroke out a little
Speaker 1: bit when I turn on the TV and I see this.
Speaker 1: I started thinking, as I was washing my face, remember
Speaker 1: the day, and maybe you didn't have this in your life,
Speaker 1: but I'd love to hear the story if you did
Speaker 1: get it. Remember the days in our lives where it
Speaker 1: wasn't we weren't dealing thro covid. I remember the day
Speaker 1: when the biggest crisis in the Andrews household was the
Speaker 1: first time I got headlights. Did you ever get headlice? Oh? Boy,
Speaker 1: did I ever? Everyone grabbed the stuffed animals and get
Speaker 1: outside with a comb. We're having a lice party. What
Speaker 1: was it called rick or nicks or something so disgusting?
Speaker 1: What was What's your headline story? And I'll tell my
Speaker 1: So my headline story was I came home from I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm a six or seven or something, or
Speaker 1: I wasn't. Yeah, I was in maybe I was older
Speaker 1: than that, whatever doesn't matter. And it was I got
Speaker 1: sent home from school because I had lice. So then
Speaker 1: how do we know? Was there an outbreak in your
Speaker 1: cloth of itching? A lot of an outbreak. I'm not
Speaker 1: the only kid. It's so disgusting, and it is that
Speaker 1: feeling where like right now I even think about it
Speaker 1: and I'm like cringing down my disclaimer to our listeners,
Speaker 1: So come home and I'm bawling anytime something happened. I
Speaker 1: was the kid that cried. My sister would get mad
Speaker 1: and my brother or my sister would laugh. My brother
Speaker 1: would get mad and I cry, like it's just whatever.
Speaker 1: So I'm balling, and my mom being so funny, She's like,
Speaker 1: get it together. We're gonna get you know, we're gonna
Speaker 1: figure this out. She goes and gets the shampoo from
Speaker 1: the store. The headlines. But I remember sitting outside. She's
Speaker 1: wearing her gloves like um whatever, like rubber gloves that
Speaker 1: you wash dishes with, and she's going through every single
Speaker 1: piece of my hair because you had to. And then
Speaker 1: I had to take all my stuffed animals off the
Speaker 1: my bed, all of the clothes, and it's just it's
Speaker 1: just disgusting. And then do you remember this. I don't
Speaker 1: think you were there at ESPN. There was an outbreak.
Speaker 1: I will not say who had it. No, Yeah, forget
Speaker 1: the bone broth, you are spilling the tea. Well, there's
Speaker 1: more where that came from. She I will say it
Speaker 1: was a she got it from her kid at school
Speaker 1: and came to ESPN and it was everywhere. And let's
Speaker 1: just say that makeup gals were not happy about this situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: outbreak at ESPN. Done done. That's the real story. But
Speaker 1: I won't make you do it online. Yeah exactly. Okay,
Speaker 1: so uh that's the headlines. Did you ever have it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? My story? So we a. I grew
Speaker 1: up in Florida, as I'm itching myself right now, grow
Speaker 1: up in Florida, and I've got a little bit a
Speaker 1: painful spur here. Can you see? Is it red? While
Speaker 1: it's getting red? You're touching it, You're making it rudder?
Speaker 1: Christmas vacation? Get ready? Everyone? Tis the season. It's December
Speaker 1: first soon, m Well that's my name? No ship um
Speaker 1: so Red Sox are doing spring training. It's my dad's
Speaker 1: favorite team in Fort Myers. We live in Tampa. It's
Speaker 1: a couple of hours to drive. We were so excited.
Speaker 1: My parents are going to take us out of school
Speaker 1: and we're going to spring training. We're gonna go with
Speaker 1: mom and dad and we're gonna go see the Red Sox.
Speaker 1: Whoa big day. The night before, we go to Tom
Speaker 1: Brady's favorite subway for dinner. That's what I was having
Speaker 1: a big night because I had never tried a meat
Speaker 1: ball sub which quickly became an Aaron Andrew's favorite meat
Speaker 1: ball sub with a cookie and a drink. You know,
Speaker 1: so I loved a little meat ball sub. That was
Speaker 1: first night. My Dad's like, try it, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Big night meat ball sub Red Sox training camp. The
Speaker 1: next day, life doesn't get better. We're sitting there. I
Speaker 1: remember the corner booth, the Andrew's family, bright yellow corner booth.
Speaker 1: Loved meat all sub life made good to go get home.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I started itching, or Kendra started itching,
Speaker 1: or my mom got a call, but she started looking
Speaker 1: and all I remember my mom saying, is I'm going
Speaker 1: to throw up. These lice are so big. I just
Speaker 1: remember her saying to my dad, I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: And I used to I was like, Mom, what am
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? I didn't mean it, but my
Speaker 1: whole worry the whole time is does this mean we
Speaker 1: can't go to training camp tomorrow? Of course it's spring training? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so did you guys still get to go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We just did this shampoo and I was like, let go.
Speaker 1: But that's I don't I mean, aside from the ESPN
Speaker 1: outbreak of lice, is that still a thing? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean but it wouldn't you much rather be dealing
Speaker 1: that crap than what we're dealing with now, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about. At least we know what we're looking for.
Speaker 1: In your mom's particular case, very large, mama bugs. It
Speaker 1: wasn't hard for my mom to find a gun Aaron has,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So yeah, I would much rather have
Speaker 1: that to your point about dealing with unknown things, But
Speaker 1: I got another one for you. I mean, I'm hot
Speaker 1: right now. And also it's kind of your world with
Speaker 1: house and home designed. So you know, I marry my
Speaker 1: husband and he already has this stutted towels like he's
Speaker 1: already got all the towels and all the house right
Speaker 1: he was in this house before we were married. Um,
Speaker 1: And it's great, but you kind of know when it's
Speaker 1: time to buy new towels. They just get that smell
Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter how many downy beads you throw
Speaker 1: in your wash, how many downs you know, downy lotion
Speaker 1: fresh whatever, that crappic, the blue stuff. I'm just not
Speaker 1: feeling fresh when I'm wiping my face with it, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's getting it's getting rough. The texture is rough.
Speaker 1: It's no ye got it okay. And then it's just
Speaker 1: one night you've had a little bit to drink and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm going there. I'm going there with pottery
Speaker 1: barn I'm going there no restoration, and I just bo
Speaker 1: and I cannot wait till they show up. So they
Speaker 1: show up, and you know that everybody's got there. It's
Speaker 1: all in our bedroom, and I'm so excited. In the
Speaker 1: next couple of days, I look at the towel that's
Speaker 1: hanging on my door, and then I look at the
Speaker 1: towel that's hanging on his door. There's bleach marks on
Speaker 1: it from a face and it ain't my husband's. Damn it.
Speaker 1: I've already ruined two of these looking towels. And you
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's like a new face wash.
Speaker 1: I was given a whirl and it's got hydrogen peroxide
Speaker 1: in it, and you know, sometimes up in your hairline,
Speaker 1: you don't always get it out. Fucking staining the two
Speaker 1: damn freaking towels, and now we got the shitty ones
Speaker 1: back with bad smell because I can and have nice things.
Speaker 1: Damn it. No, I'm gonna tell you what I did,
Speaker 1: same thing. Restoration. I love a two single black stripes.
Speaker 1: You can get them in charcoal. We can also get
Speaker 1: silver navies available. Just dropped down, pick your color, drop
Speaker 1: down and get on. But I made the fatal mistake
Speaker 1: of I like bleaching the towels because I don't know
Speaker 1: when this gal over here gets a spray tan or makeup,
Speaker 1: and again I should take all the makeup off in
Speaker 1: the shower. Why I've scrubbed seventeen times and I still
Speaker 1: get makeup off on the towel, like happening. Why why
Speaker 1: is this still coming from? I mean, I'm not I
Speaker 1: don't nearly wear as much makeup as I used to.
Speaker 1: I mean it used to be a mask. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Jim Carrey, just remove it and keep moving.
Speaker 1: But then now I forget with the spray tan. So
Speaker 1: I have a whole separate set of towels just after
Speaker 1: I've had a spray tan because we cannot white one
Speaker 1: color are they They're blue, which is weird, But they're
Speaker 1: the cheap little ones that I got off Amazon. And
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, these are the throwaways. But
Speaker 1: it brings me back to this. So you came, Jared
Speaker 1: was already living there when you got there. I have
Speaker 1: a real thing when moving into someone else's house. I can,
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it. But we got to
Speaker 1: get a new mattress, and we all know why we did.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that. Get all your mattresses out,
Speaker 1: and I need a new one because I don't think
Speaker 1: happened in this house. Things have happened. We all have
Speaker 1: lives before, we need significant others. But I ain't interested
Speaker 1: in staying on that family cup. Parties have happened in
Speaker 1: this house. You know, pour one out for the homies,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we're kind of change one out for the
Speaker 1: home girls because I'm not interested in sleeping on somebody
Speaker 1: else's nonsense. So that for sure, And the sheet sets
Speaker 1: have to go, and anything it touches the body in
Speaker 1: your particular case, piles are fine too. But so you know,
Speaker 1: as you know, I don't watch Curb because it's I'm
Speaker 1: just it's over the top for me. But there was
Speaker 1: a clip that I saw that Larry because he was
Speaker 1: promoting the new season about an episode about towels, about
Speaker 1: getting new really, yeah, it must be in the new
Speaker 1: season where he's talking about, um, what's the what's Jeff's
Speaker 1: wife's name? Um? Um, Susan Okay, Susan, Yeah, Susan comes
Speaker 1: in off this clip and hit the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out exactly. So she walks in with
Speaker 1: with a bunch of new towels and she's like, look,
Speaker 1: we got our soft new towels. And then she's like
Speaker 1: going on and Larry's like why are you Why are
Speaker 1: you get new towels and she's like, oh, because you
Speaker 1: have dingy towels and it's something like that, and then
Speaker 1: he gets into a whole thing about dingy towels. Anyways,
Speaker 1: you can have it. It's so perfect. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: really bummed out I ruined the towels. And you'll love
Speaker 1: this because we share the same housekeeper. Jared's like, I
Speaker 1: already called her about it, and I was like, it
Speaker 1: was me, it was my fail or sweet little Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: So we love Elizabeth so much, but anytime something is
Speaker 1: broken or missing, we go Elizabeth, where is it? Because
Speaker 1: she puts things away so like she puts everything in
Speaker 1: its place. Well, I don't always put things in this place,
Speaker 1: so at the minute something is missing, I'm like, where
Speaker 1: is it? I remember one time I had Dominique or
Speaker 1: sweet hair girl, and friend made me wefts, and I
Speaker 1: know she's done that for you too, for like our
Speaker 1: set of extensions. And I was running out Sunday morning,
Speaker 1: It's four thirty, keep it moving, and I couldn't find
Speaker 1: the wefts. Where are the weft? I wanted to call
Speaker 1: Elizabeth A four? Where are the weft? Little did I
Speaker 1: know she had hung them on a hangar with little
Speaker 1: clothesline things. They were hanging in my closet, just rows
Speaker 1: of hair. I need to hang them. I don't were
Speaker 1: they damp? We've done that before, like when we get
Speaker 1: our extensions wet and we like hang them over the
Speaker 1: towel rack. What a time? What a time? Wait? Oh,
Speaker 1: I ordered you a present for Christmas, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this because I'm not going to be able
Speaker 1: to give it to you because it was so bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's gonna like this I got. I
Speaker 1: got suckered into an Instagram ad and I immediately was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is so wait. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: show it to you. I was like, Aaron, am I
Speaker 1: not getting it? No, you're not getting him? Why because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you. And so I'm like Kane face
Speaker 1: lotion that we want to be sponsored by I already
Speaker 1: already got you that that's on its way, but this,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that present that would never give
Speaker 1: me a sky talk amongst yourself. While I do this,
Speaker 1: I have a story about a guy working out in
Speaker 1: the hotel gym this weekend that I totally wanted to
Speaker 1: video and put on the Calm Down Podcast Instagram account
Speaker 1: that all of you need to be looking at. But
Speaker 1: I didn't want to invade as privacy. Is that the
Speaker 1: right world? So I didn't. But this guy, older, gentleman,
Speaker 1: heavy set. Good for you for being in the gym.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. But I don't appreciate is the grunting
Speaker 1: and the noises and the and the punching the peloton
Speaker 1: screen and he's just like and a couple of times
Speaker 1: I did the old head look over, pull the your
Speaker 1: pot out like and then finally I got so done
Speaker 1: with it, I go, are you okay? Do you need
Speaker 1: me to call? It was so dramatic. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, just working out really hard. So I got
Speaker 1: off my treadmill and wanted to look to see who
Speaker 1: he was writing that would make him create these disgusting
Speaker 1: noises because none of my peloton instructors do that. He
Speaker 1: didn't even have it on. Stop it. It was just
Speaker 1: the sign in screen. No, he was just he was
Speaker 1: like pretending to be working out. Yes, oh, come on,
Speaker 1: a fake workouter, fake worker outer. Calm down, Okay, don't
Speaker 1: you calm down for I finally found it the email?
Speaker 1: What so I sent in this picture? I want it?
Speaker 1: God damn it. This is not Hold on, this is
Speaker 1: not the email. This is becoming anticlimactic. Oh there it is.
Speaker 1: So I see this and I'm like, you're gonna love this.
Speaker 1: I find a picture. It's a sweater that you put
Speaker 1: your dog on, a sweater put the dog on. So
Speaker 1: I find this adorable picture of how how it's you know,
Speaker 1: the one is off your Instagram and he's like up
Speaker 1: on um like you're in you're walking in Manhattan Beach
Speaker 1: and he's up on the cement like half look. Uh
Speaker 1: they took liberties with the design. What where where is
Speaker 1: the half wall? And what it looks like? Watting like that?
Speaker 1: And it's like it is so bad and this literally
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, do you like this design? What
Speaker 1: what this is? He shaved too? Does her? It just
Speaker 1: looks like he's like sitting and waiting to like do something.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, that's not the picture I sent you.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I can't give her that. She's
Speaker 1: gonna what the funk this? This is the worst picture
Speaker 1: all the pictures of my dog, my Ralph Lauren model
Speaker 1: dogg and this is the one you come up with,
Speaker 1: so very upset when she's like, how about this design
Speaker 1: and go no, no, thank you. That actually brings me
Speaker 1: to my next topic. I get a lot you know
Speaker 1: what happens when I stay in one town for two days.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of topics. How much online shopping
Speaker 1: did you do? Do you like to do that? I
Speaker 1: love to do that. I'm gonna tell you what you know.
Speaker 1: So I have been spending no money on clothes because
Speaker 1: a I'm not going anywhere. I have two years of
Speaker 1: COVID clothes that like have sat in the closet I
Speaker 1: haven't worn. And I have clothes, we share clothes. I
Speaker 1: have other things to be spending money on. And at
Speaker 1: this point, like who cares what I'm wearing? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: I decide again, if I'm having a few glass of wine,
Speaker 1: I see the Revolve model that's nine pounds in all
Speaker 1: of these dresses and outfits, and I'm like, that is caute.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye bye bye, not justin Timberlake and sank. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say bye bye bye to my Revolve account
Speaker 1: because every dress that came I held up and you
Speaker 1: know it's the wrong size choice when you hold up
Speaker 1: the bag and you haven't even taken the garment out
Speaker 1: and it looks like a sandwich zip block. I said,
Speaker 1: this is supposed to be a dress. Who is a
Speaker 1: body dysmorphia that thought she was a size extra small
Speaker 1: in this bad boy, I'm not getting Aaron. Everything I
Speaker 1: took out of the Revolve box, I said, nope, nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: And I am too old to be wearing that. And
Speaker 1: that single strap look great on the model, but none
Speaker 1: of it works. So I just give up on online shopping.
Speaker 1: As far as online dressing, Yeah, I can't do that. Revolve.
Speaker 1: I can't figure out because you're right, that model is
Speaker 1: so effing and you know one ladies, the blonde one
Speaker 1: one and it's flicked down and like her hair just
Speaker 1: always looks great, and I was like, do I want
Speaker 1: that hair color or not? The other thing about it
Speaker 1: is like I love Jojo? Is it Jojo adorable? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And she always has some top with her great boobs
Speaker 1: and it's revolved and here's the link, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could do this with no, No, i can't. What
Speaker 1: in my thinking, I've got a whole box or revolved
Speaker 1: stuff up in my closet that I've never returned. I'm
Speaker 1: embarrassed I even tried. And it's like, what was that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I was thinking. I got lost
Speaker 1: on Revolve around the World, the hashtag, and now I'm
Speaker 1: around the world buying everything and nothing fit and it
Speaker 1: only looks good on these gals. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I too would like to be invited to that dinner
Speaker 1: in Santorini, but it doesn't look like I'm ever going
Speaker 1: to get the invite because I can't even get the
Speaker 1: sizing right. Wellhy don't they ever do a Revolve around Lambo,
Speaker 1: because that's where I'm going. I'm not going to Lake Como.
Speaker 1: I'm going to freaking Lake Green Bay, all around Pico
Speaker 1: and Motor That's what you'll find me in an extra
Speaker 1: large God, just forget it, I'm telling you. And every
Speaker 1: time I think like, oh, that's gonna look so good
Speaker 1: on me. Nope, doesn't work. But here we are. And
Speaker 1: so then that's where I just keep buying new towels
Speaker 1: and new sheets. We have plenty of everything, towels, sheets.
Speaker 1: So it's about to be December. It actually will be
Speaker 1: December by the time this episode airs. And so for
Speaker 1: all of you that haven't seen Christmas Vacation, freshen up,
Speaker 1: because there's going to be about seven hundred references to
Speaker 1: that movie over the next month. This is what I
Speaker 1: always love when people like I can't believe that it's
Speaker 1: already the holiday, see, and I feel like I say
Speaker 1: that every year. And I'm going to be good. And
Speaker 1: I tried to get ahead of my shopping, but it's
Speaker 1: still not going very well. No, my parents are the
Speaker 1: hardest to buy for. They just are. Yeah. I just
Speaker 1: ask Cathy what she wants and she says, just money.
Speaker 1: My mom just wants money. Hey, she kills me this one.
Speaker 1: I can't take it, honestly. Do you get your dog
Speaker 1: a stocking? I know you do? Yeah, this whole house? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I got. I got two stockings, and I'm excited.
Speaker 1: That's I'm excited to shop for dog toys. Um wait,
Speaker 1: what else did I need to talk to you about
Speaker 1: I don't know, oh, another travel story. This is my last,
Speaker 1: my last bitch session. And then I'm sure everybody is
Speaker 1: ready to flip this off. Um. I just find it
Speaker 1: funny to go along with the restrictions, and you know,
Speaker 1: the rules were following. I love wearing a mask on
Speaker 1: a plane. I'm into it. Everything else I kind of
Speaker 1: don't understand, like the whole I just I like to
Speaker 1: have hot water on the plane, just you know. I'm
Speaker 1: a flemmy girl. We've aolog address that it's fine. I
Speaker 1: want to hydrate, but I like a little lemon. The
Speaker 1: lady on the plane goes, we're not doing the hot
Speaker 1: We're not doing lemons right now because we just don't
Speaker 1: want to touch anything. Yet they serve you your glass
Speaker 1: with their hands around the rim, like, I don't worry,
Speaker 1: we are touching things. You're touching my cop. What do
Speaker 1: you mean throw a lemon in there while you got
Speaker 1: your fingers all over where I put my lips. I
Speaker 1: don't baby, My baby gets I'm telling baby in a corner.
Speaker 1: Nobody should. I'm so over this idea that even when
Speaker 1: this was all happening, like at the beginning, I get it.
Speaker 1: We'll follow procedures and protocol and we'll do what we're
Speaker 1: supposed to do, but have it be consistent. So they
Speaker 1: were like when they were like, oh, we don't serve
Speaker 1: diet coke on the plane, I'm like why, Like why
Speaker 1: are you not serving? Why are you? Can you serve
Speaker 1: wine but not diet coke? Like there was just all
Speaker 1: these weird rules. Seriously, then there's still there, still are
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm working. Let's just bring the lemons back,
Speaker 1: bring the lemons. I am so over this, so I
Speaker 1: bow talx underneath my arms. This is probably like five
Speaker 1: years ago because I was told I would stop the sweating,
Speaker 1: Like there's no way a silk shirt was touching this body.
Speaker 1: It was drenched in a second. But now it's back again,
Speaker 1: and I've changed my deodorant and we I'm embarrassed to say,
Speaker 1: I don't even know the difference between deodor and antipersprint.
Speaker 1: I don't. One of them helps you with the stink
Speaker 1: and one of them helps you with the sweating. I
Speaker 1: don't really got to have both. So I'm sweating. I'm
Speaker 1: sweating again, and I need help, and I need all suggestions.
Speaker 1: I went for the Dove. I went for the spray,
Speaker 1: I went for the natural. I didn't got a Karen.
Speaker 1: I need help. I'm now I use Men's deodor in
Speaker 1: a lot. The only thing about the Men's deodor and
Speaker 1: I'm on my husband's deodoran right now. I'm ont Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: I don't find that they do a clear men's deodorant,
Speaker 1: but the smell is fantastic. I feel like it cloggs
Speaker 1: my dessert so much under my armpits that when I
Speaker 1: went to go shave them, I still got the deodorant
Speaker 1: coming in on my razors. So that's where I know
Speaker 1: it's working good. It's probably gonna kill me as some
Speaker 1: toxins at some point, but doesn't it smells. I feel
Speaker 1: like Men's smells so masculine. I know, but I'm a
Speaker 1: guy like I'm into that into it. Okay, well, let
Speaker 1: men get into the old. I also feel like the
Speaker 1: songs seasons change. I feel like when the seasons change
Speaker 1: your body. I don't know I'm making this up changes
Speaker 1: as well. I too, am a sweater. I've been having
Speaker 1: a couple of sweating situations at night. Please God don't
Speaker 1: say this is menopause, because I can't have that happen
Speaker 1: right now, not not this time of year, not this
Speaker 1: time to sleep with your father. Don't be so dramatic. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll explore some options if anybody has some suggestions for
Speaker 1: a gal like me who's sweating and I like a
Speaker 1: girly smell. I want a cucumber, I want to fresh linen,
Speaker 1: I want a vanilla, bring it my web like a
Speaker 1: wood forest. Stant Okay, can we can we dedicate this
Speaker 1: podcast to somebody just because they're on our hearts to
Speaker 1: Stanley Trilling, sweet angel, rest in peace, sweet baby, are
Speaker 1: good on Victoria? Yeah, our good friend Victoria. Jill Trilling
Speaker 1: has dressed Aaron and I for over ten years now,
Speaker 1: but has been a better friend even longer. And her
Speaker 1: father passed away a couple of days ago, and he
Speaker 1: was the guy that walked into the room and was
Speaker 1: the life of the party. And even he was in
Speaker 1: the hospital and Vicky was sending me videos, he was
Speaker 1: watching our show, and he was watching your game and
Speaker 1: just just an incredible, incredible presence. And Vicky, we love
Speaker 1: you very much and we're here for you. We are
Speaker 1: so sorry for your loss. It's a loss for everyone. Yes,
Speaker 1: we love you. Stanley, stand them at Kiss, Kiss your family,
Speaker 1: tell them you love them, and all the things people
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