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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. The twenties. Hello, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Steve. This is Steve. Steve. What's up? Bro?

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Speaker 1: This is Daks from Fitness Fitness. Yeah, how are you feeling? Bro? Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm good. How can I help you? Well? You

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Speaker 1: recently signed up for some personal training sessions. Huh yeah

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Speaker 1: all right, well good news bro, they assigned me to

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Speaker 1: train you. We're about to do work. Okay, Um, how

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Speaker 1: about it? Steve? You about that life? I'm about what life?

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Speaker 1: About that life? Bro? I don't I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that means. I'm sorry, Um, what can I help you? So?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? You want? You? What do you need?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to get more swollen or you want

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Speaker 1: to get more cut? Um? Well I just kind of

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Speaker 1: wanted to, um, get a little more fit. That's what

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Speaker 1: I thought. Bro. You're about that life? Yeah? I'm so pumped. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: is there something I can see Steve? Now? Steve, show

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Speaker 1: me what you got right now? Am I am? I

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Speaker 1: supposed to come down there. Am I going to meet

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Speaker 1: with you or no? Be about that life. Get some

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Speaker 1: burpies in right now. Go, I don't go go go

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Speaker 1: go go go go, go, go, go go go. I

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Speaker 1: think you're confused because I'm not at the gym right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm at work. I know that Bro Fitness never sleeps well.

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Speaker 1: I mean I have I have a job, and I

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Speaker 1: have to do my job. Yeah, I have a job too,

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Speaker 1: and my job is your trainer, and I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: let you fail. Bro. Five burpies. I'm going My plan

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Speaker 1: is to come to the gym after all. Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: if that, my plan is to come to your office

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Speaker 1: right now and make you do those burpies unless you

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Speaker 1: do them on the phone. Yeah, you can't come come

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Speaker 1: down here. You can't come to my office and expect

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Speaker 1: me to work out. I'm your new personal trainer, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I can do whatever I want. I have your address.

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Speaker 1: I'll come down there. I'll shake the burpies out of

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Speaker 1: you if I don't get them burpies now. Bro, you're

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Speaker 1: being completely unreasonable and you're acting kind of crazy. I

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Speaker 1: haven't even met you before. What did you have for breakfast?

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Speaker 1: What'd you have for breakfast. Bro, I was running lea

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Speaker 1: for work and I stopped to drive through and had

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Speaker 1: a breakfast sandwich. Oh my god, burpies. Now now, okay,

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Speaker 1: you could have told me, Bro. You could have Bro,

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Speaker 1: you could have told me that you killed my own mother,

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Speaker 1: and I'd be less upset with you. I don't appreciate

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Speaker 1: the fact that you're yelling at me, and I don't

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Speaker 1: even know that I would want you as my personal bro.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many empty calories are in that sandwich? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're old of the line right now with using profanity.

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Speaker 1: I just want to you're over the line. Bro. I'm

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Speaker 1: your personal trainer, and I take a personal offense to

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Speaker 1: the fact that you would have a breakfast sandwich on

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Speaker 1: my watch. Now give me some damn burpies. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: it's gonna get you off my back. I'll do the

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Speaker 1: five buries. Just get it in, bro, get it in.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I'm going to put the phone

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Speaker 1: on speaker so you can hear me do like five burbies,

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Speaker 1: and then I have to get back to work. Just

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Speaker 1: hold on. There we go, Bro, That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Five four Come on, Bro, push it push push push

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Speaker 1: push push push push push push Bro, push, Bro. I

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Speaker 1: only heard two burpies. Bro, I need five. I need

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Speaker 1: five burpies out of you. Bro? What I just first

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Speaker 1: of all, stop calling me bro, and I just did

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Speaker 1: five birthies. I don't know how do I know that? Bro?

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Speaker 1: You're on the phone. Let me hear your heart beat

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Speaker 1: five of them? I am in my office. This is ridiculous. Bro. Hey, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I'm dropping you as al and I can't work with you.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't care, Bro, You're probably some

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Speaker 1: freaking meat at frat boy. So I wouldn't even be

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Speaker 1: interested in working with frat boy. Frat boy. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even go to college. Brow much surprised to me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: surprised to me. I am canceling my membership you Jim

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Speaker 1: ro Fine then, Bro, I'll just tell you this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone called Bro. What what did you just say?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. You cannot be serious. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am your friend. Kenny set you up. He told

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Speaker 1: me you just signed up for personal training sessions and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to help get you swallow. Bro, do five

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Speaker 1: more burpies? Bro? Before we get off the phone broek

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Speaker 1: every morning with